Especially as they both laugh after lol

These lines live rent free in my head ever since I heard them for the first time.

Good gravy, the happy meal jokes are funnier that this.

In the brazilian dub they say "-Eat shit and die -Put it in your ass first"

Me and my best mate casually say these lines to each other every now and then ever since we heard them in this show

At the end he's like "eh fuck it, good enough"

I can imagine me doing that in a desperate situation, and that remember me about roronoa zoro from one piece, he's totally bad ass, however really distracted. sorry my english

Why do I imagine Joseph Joestar doing something like that.

idiot? not quite

I like how the plank fall down and the door pushed a little outward, that's proper physic

Yeah he Is fun,

Well, SotN takes place like 500 years after the events of castlevania 3; which is what this anime covers. I imagine in that time Alucard matures and becomes more stoic.

@@ChubbsRN Ok that makes sense.

@@charcharb.2833 I love childish Alucard, too. His banter with Trevor is very entertaining. Season 2 does end with him grieving alone in the castle. I'm curious to see how much he changes if and when season 3 comes out.

@@ChubbsRN I also love childish Alucard I was caught off guard by it though. It broke my heart when he was crying. Do you think they will show Grant if there is another season? I was curious to see what he would look like but he wasn't in this season.

Actually his mom was fucking Dracula

Shelby Oliveaux lol

@@shelbyoliveaux4179 holy shit i'm fucking dead

@@shelbyoliveaux4179 wow that was soooo funny

@@shelbyoliveaux4179 good one.

With you bro.

I honestly thought that was just photoshopped in for the thumbnail till I got around to watching the actual show XD

If you don't flip your bro off, are you really bros?

Only the best of asshole friends can flip each other off without losing their friendship. haha

turned on subtitels and aperently there is a flip of icon

Trevor actually reminds me of Guts. Scar on the face and all.

I'd say the three play off eachother more like the trio in samurai champloo than in Berserk. Sypha and Alucard look like Casca and Griffith but trevor looks like a european mugen.

welp the castlevania series ir more or less a jojo reference so....

@@chiiiiie5608 there is even a stone mask

how about a hammy over the top vampire versus another hammy (in some games) protagonist?

Are you coming or what ;-):-P :-D:-D:-D ???

@@sonyabelmontfarenheght1189 show's best line.

Wtf, what am I missing? This was literally one of my most hated lines in the show -- it was so awkward and insignificant.

@@devilmayclarify666 Alucard is mocking Trevor's ancestors fascination with magic and probably their poor taste in choice of magic. And it sounds stupid. I mean imagine some guy going "Open! Magical Door of Death" only to open to the basement of your house.

@@SilentSongXIII That's a stretch. It's one word. It could've been a warning or a rune, like an element that results in death. Also, there is no indication that Alucard thought it was a poor choice of magic nor that "Death" sounded stupid. It seems like Alucard was talking like using "Death" was a stereotypical thing, which is fucking weird, because it's the middle ages -- once again, it's a stretch. To me, the joke is an example of the awkward exchanges between Trevor and Alucard in general (although not all were awkward), like the writers took dialogue from two weird, unlikable people in the real world and implanted it into the characters.... I'm trying to understand this. May I ask if you're below the age of 25?

"Wait...no.."

Well it couldve been😂😂

All I can think is "why humping instead of frolicking????" XD oh right, because the show needs it's comedy

@@madmouse1016 "humping" is a much more known word than "frolicking"

@@madmouse1016 definitely. Try asking a foreign viewer and I'll bet you that they would understand what humping means while having no fucking idea that frolicking is even a word

I'm rolling on the floor....I'm dying

This video left out the best part of that scene: The door opens outward.

Still kicks ass drunk

All is well until he wake up on a wagon, hands tied. "Hey you. You're awake. You're trying to cross the border, right? Walked into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

@@hantutokek god damnit Todd

DM: the demons get closer to you’re location what do you do?! Trevor: I BOARD UP THE DOOR!! DM: roll to take initiative *rolls and gets 2*

Someone please make that a thing. I don’t care if it’s a fanfic or a fan made animation, I want to see Castlevania characters playing D&D

DM: Ok, so you can’t seem to find a way to board up the door. furthermore, it appears the door opens outward of the room you’re in, thus making it pointless to do so even if you had succeeded.

@@aqwkingchampion13 I feel like that was a nat 1 on trying to barricade the door XD

Trevor: Ranger/Bloodhunter, Hunter or Ghostslayer respectively, using a whip of course Sypha: Wizard, School of Evocation Alucard: Fighter, Eldritch Knight subclass (The class has an ability that's very similar to Alucard's teleporting.)

Honestly XDD 2:06 to 2:13 be like Joseph leaving with susie and if Caesar was there saying bye when they left

Max 100% agreed I hope castlevania will continue after Trevor’s story is told. Simon who acts like jotaro Richter who acts like Joseph etc etc

And Isaac is like Pucci.

Except Caesar is replaced with Giorno.

@@EricAndStuff Richter should be Josuke actually, don't you think? I'd go: Jonathan-Leon Joseph-Trevor Jotaro-Simon Josuke-Richter Fits really well tbh.

Yeah i think that alucard and trevor would be boyfriends in our world lmao

BONECRUSHER7249 no they wouldn't.

@@CamSiv996 Didn't you hear, Cameron? Any semblance of friendship between men is now code for "they want to fuck". We're clearly just not capable of emotional complexity and depth.

@@RichardStrong86 I am pretty sure that I have banter with mates of mine like this and we don't want to fuck each other 😂

@@Jmad643 The point. Your head.

"Eat shit and die " did it for me, thier relationchip is great

I love the look on his face as he says that! 🤣

Sypha "Yep your right It was animals humping in the undergrowth" the sequel.

probably enlargment spells

What is a Belmont? A miserable bag of penises?

Do you think he'll leave out certain details?

No

@@quinnfletcher3906 I doubt it

@@nicholasnwagbara1333 Yes

Uncle Alucard o.O ??? :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D You killed me,priceless comment

It's either her complaining about him being rude, or her playfully teasing him lol

She's been flirting with him the whole time in the Belmont Archives

Raider 2747 Simon Belmont is their grandson

@@knightcaper115 Same thing.....

@@robonaught not necessarily. A grandson IS a descendant of course but RTX may have meant he goes further down the bloodline so he may be a great great, etc grandchild

I imagine one sacrifices a chicken and divines the location

I love his sarcasm. 😂

Hahaha

Australium_met Maybe Belmont has a crystal ball you can ask

@@lennydickson8845 ...shut up

You goddamn right

Just Some Guy with a Mustache Trunks and Vegeta did so in DBZA

I see you everywhere

Just Some Guy with a Mustache Yeah, “fuck you”... I would also answer “Fuck you too, bastard...” I love dark humor, it’s drop dead hilarious...

You're everywhere

Godbrand's boat line, fuck me that one took me off guard

Kinda like the Berserk manga, it was all serious at first, then they started to add in comic relief

It was sorta necessary to keep it from being too dark and depressing, and they pulled it off really well I think.

Well, classic Castlevania, it never went out of its way to be silly, but when it happened, it just went with it. Humor happens, even in some of the darkest times.

@@Rhyusfox my most favorite funny CV dialogue is from the Chronicles game... Dracula: Imposible,you've bitten me... Richter: I'm a Belmont,that's my job... That's made me laugh as an idiot

Cameron Sivret male friendship at their peak.

Me and my best friend 24/7

Too bad so many people either hate them or pretend to hate them just to add filler. Which ain't even a cipher filter, merely a blocked one.

Lovely

This is the first time I've ever seen this show and omg that "humor" is indeed garbage. This is fanfic level writing.

This is ACCURATE

I do it all the time

Leon S Kennedy yes

Leon S Kennedy yuuup

so did it to Chris yes

Luke Potvin Man, if only we could all enjoy dark humor... Wait, if people enacted it, this would be live-action looney tunes... Anyone wanna try?

Yes please

Orcaluv26 Okay, chase something that looks like the road runner, fall off the Grand Canyon, become a cartoon pancake, survive, and tell us how it was. Me, I’ll practice slamming my head on an anvil... I’m trying to be funny...

Ahh, Alucard... Sassy Vampire Jesus

Trust me, I've seen the episodes myself and they didn't feel out of place to me at all. The show is serious when it needs to be and humorous when it can afford it.

it's just tasteless wimps bitching about this show having "too much cuss words"

Nah, it's pretty alright. Yeah, one may say that the show's supposed to be serious and so comedy doesn't fit here, however this feels more like cinematic humor rather than the cartoon humor you usually see in animation. The characters never act over the top or make funny faces, they just tease each other and have some banters, like how you would see a drama or action movie/tv show handle it's humor.

Seems like the ones who enjoy the dry humor are the majority. I'm relieved.

The only one's who felt out of place where the one's with hector and carmilla

Nope, since Rome series already exists in this world. But it was kinda cool

I couldn't agree more, but it's more like triomance.

@@roguejester4986 hits the floor laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

Are you implying that otacon and snake do not have the best bromance in gaming history? REEEE- (Yeah JK it's your opinion)

Kinda reminded me the scene from Big Lebowski when he fortified the doors but it opens the other direction xD. This one just did not have delayed punch line but had multiple funny segments.

Omg me too

shit was so random 😭

The way it slid down the door and pushed it open just adds insult to injury and it's freaking hilarious xD

@@wonderlandartwork3579 exactly!! X'D

Wonderland Artwork omg i never noticed it opened!!

geardog24 this isn’t an anime.

Yeah it is, it's an American anime

XDDD

Oh my God it does 😂😂😂

Accurate

Wait, seriously?!? 😆

My phone is ancient so it's a x for me

nickdziwny At that point you knew they were made for each other 😳😳

Look up Warren Ellis. I am so pissed that I was within 10 feet of the man, and most of the cast, at NYCC this past year and wasn't able to get a photo or autograph.

Eh not really. Bros don't take the girl and peace out of each others lives. At least Naruto and Sasuke both got married and still speak more often than the odd century.

@@austinkersey2445 yeah no i a gree with Hakuru on this one. At this point Sasuke only talk to Naruto because he's hokage, magically made up because Sasuke knew what he's said since the beginning that Naruto is the only one capable of understanding him, but still goes on a emo genocidal shit storm...Nah. Alucard and Trevor for the win. They fought made up and became epic bros. Naruto and Sasuke is like some bad doujin fanfic.

@@Zarryon12 Nah, he does remain friends with him because he genuinely likes him. Also he does what he does because he's trying to avoid having people repeat his mistakes and those from the previous generation. Alucard and Trevor just start really getting along in the last two episodes. Though I must admit, their rivalry made for some funny scenes.

@@austinkersey2445 Let's try not repeating the past by repeating the past? That's why i disliked Naruto. IT was a different show when it started and i actually liked it. But then everything just became generic after shippuden. Generic badguy, generic goals, generic ability's and well generic hey this guy just killed and or hurt a lot of people but it's cool we still bros or literally forget everything they've done. Meanwhile Guts is in the back triggered by the amount of sudden on set of amnesia. Anyway i digress i think a more healthy bro friendship was Alex Armstrong and Roy Mustang, that or the Elric brothers and .....the man , the man of men, the bro among bros...Maes Hughes. Though he and Roy's friendship is like god tier bro shit!

Much better

psychee1 Too much for this world 😳

She's badass adorable.

Alan Falleur that contradiction is my new favorite thing.

Yes

psychee1 Caring Motherly Humorous Badass

Vlad 117 And Grant is voiced by Ignis.....

Alucard is Gaius Baltar

Oh my god! I knew he sounded familiar! That was going to bother me if i didnt figure that out

And Dracula is Dwalin/the Saint of Killers/Dante of Dante's Inferno.

Johnny Salery, grant?! WHERE

Just obituaries ;}

@Mein Ehr, Mein Loyalität KoroGro Hi

LOL i . just noticed that.

EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE

@Mein Ehr, Mein Loyalität KoroGro Jooooooojo

Thank you! I'm not the only one

Everybody loves floating vampire Jesus

Trevor: Eat shit and die... Alucard: Yes...Fuck you That was awesome

Pffft... YEAH RIGHT! SURE! GIMME A FUCKIN' BREAK!

confirmed bi disasters right here

I thought he was saying he had a small dick

Whats even funnier is that alucard was shown to be bi in the last season.

Pop Khorne But they did it in the worst way possible (not really but I say that cause of the end results) and now I just wanna give him a hug.

JOJO REFERANCE

Look forward to a challenge, friend. And a series that, while not aiming to be silly... outside of Boku Dracula Kun/Kid Dracula... takes itself so seriously that the manual for three has a picture of fanged dentures in a glass of water.

Just play Castlevania 3 for now. Everyone's favorite Richter games don't happen until later in the timeline.

Play Lords of shadow. It has some lore contradictions but eh, still a fun visually pleasing game.

Me too. I've only played Aria of Sorrow. That one is a good game too

Then you'll be disappointed to know it is nothing like this show.

He will, with Maria Renard but she will born after a few centuries

He eventually does, but that'll be centuries later.

dont worry a few years of sleep wont make him so depress right?

He won't. He'll fight darkness forever... He's Castlevania's Alucard, after all.

If he ends up like his dad I will lose my shit 😠😠😠