"This isn't a bar fight. Have some class." *Gets decked in the face*

they all share a brain cell and sypha has it for 23 hours a day and alucard has if for an hour

Trevor punches Dracula in the face. Dracula: You must be a Belmont.

“See? God hates me.” - Sypha The eternal mood.

This entire series is just one long question of "Whose turn is it for the brain cell?"

I'm convinced this show was actually written by three of the showrunners playing dnd

I love that Alucard bumps his head when trying to climb out the fireplace

I never noticed Alucard bumped his head in the fireplace trying to get out of it lmao

"It's the magical door of death Belmont"

Alucard, shocked: "Where did you land the castle, Sypha?" Sypha, pleased with herself: "Right on top of us!" *excited clapping* *realizations kicks in HARD*

The one dislike is from Trevor. He feels called out.

“I am armed,,, WiTh A sTiCk”

Warren Ellis himself just Tweeted a link to this video with, _"Someone just sent me this video and I feel like I should call the police to report my own murder"_

The heroes of the world, ladies and gentlemen. A bunch of semi-competent dorks. And even the most competent one is about 40% incompetent.

Trevor: No, we can’t move this thing Sypha broke it. Sypha: I did not! Alucard: You kind of did. Sypha: I do not brake things! Trevor: So we agree she broke it? Alucard: Oh, yes

*backhanded by his own dad* "Ow-" *lands on, then bends, the fireplace guard* "Ouch-" *bumps head on said fireplace's upper ridge* "Aaaagh-" Alucard is a gift.

Alucard: Do you do anything apart from climbing walls and throwing knives? Grant: I climb into some of the finest brothels and into the beds of their fairest maids. *Sypha and Alucard are incredibly horrified and disgusted* Trevor: It's about damn time someone spoke a word of my native tongue.

"God, you still think you're funny." Jesus Alucard

I feel like I'm watching a gag reel.

Alucard: "Where did you lure the castle Sipha?" Sipha: "Right on top of us!" Sipha: (surprised Pikachu face)

Drunk depressed Joseph Joestar is my favorite Castlevania character

Artist rendition of my last 3 brain cells

Here's the competence of the team broken down: Alucard 60% Sypha 50% Trevor -10%

This show go from hilarious banter to bloody genocide real quick. I love it

There is no need for abridged if the series is already like this

2:51 it's the hand clapping that gets me. Sypha is like, yeay. I did a good job, but then it's like uh oh... SpaghettiOs.

“A tired LITTLE-,” *WHIPSMACK*

0:22 reflexes like a cat but the brain of a turkey

“It’s the Magical Door of Death, Belmont.” The back and forth in this show is amazing. I love it.

The way Trevor realizes he's holding a stick but still expresses confidence is so endearing

"Where did you land the castle sypha?" "Right on top of us." Alucard: *INHALES DEEPLY*

1:32 the dracula punching was the part that got me the most lmfao.

okay the bloodletting joke was pretty good you gotta give him that one

Netflix's Castlevania, a series about corruption, bloodshed and tragedy starring my three remaining brain cells.

"We can't move this thing. Sypha broke it." "I did not!" "You kinda did." "I do not break things!" "So, we agree she broke it?" "Oh yes."

My three whole braincells, ladies and gentlemen: -The studious levelheaded one -The self destructive vengeful one -The sophisticated, semi-competent one. It's a daily dice roll of which one is used more or less.

hello is this actually what castlevania is like because I’ve been under the assumption it was a super serious series

In Trevor's defence he did actually kick ass with that stick.

Alucard: Where did you land the castle Sypha??? Sypha: Right on top of us! *claps until she realizes what she just did* Me: Oh this gets me everytime.

1:33 That sync with the music is incredible.

I have never felt so connected with Trevor until he put that wooden plank against the door

1:12 His hair is so holy not even fire can burn it

I'm 90% convinced that this is just a DnD-campaign. How else would you get chemistry like this?

2:38 It’s like anytime I have a cool idea in my head in D&D, it always works infinitely worse in practice DM: The party finds a empty room with a mummified corpse in the middle, it seems to be wearing valuable equipment Cleric: This is very clearly a trap but I’ll walk in anyway DM: The moment you walk into the room you feel all the air in your lungs being sucked out, the room is basically a magical vacuum chamber, now start rolling death saves Me: *Brain expanding with the force of a supernova as I get an idea* I would like to combine the crowbar with 50ft of hempen rope to create a “Crowbar Grappling Hook” DM: Alright then, you fashion a makeshift grappling hook what do you want to do? Me: I’ll throw it at the cleric and reel him out of the room with it DM: Alright, roll for strength Me: *Nat 1* DM: The crowbar hits the cleric in the testicles and he fails 1 of his death saves

My bf is on the powerhouse animation team and I sent him this to cheer him on as he works on season 3, thank you ❤

"This show is not a comedy." -one of the show's staff, probably

"Eat shit and die." "Yes, fuck you." Truly the greatest friendship

0:56 How you greet your best friend

“Where did you land the castle Sypha?” “Right on top of us.” _claps in proud excitement_ *_realization of what she’s just done sinking in_*

Now, every time I play Castlevania 3, this is gonna be running through my head, and I won't be able to concentrate because this'll be running through my head.

1:34 This had me giggling like an idiot for minutes after the video was over.

They are literally a D&D party!

They have such strong d&d party energy it’s ridiculous

The part where his punching Dracula LMAO😂😂😂😂

It's moments like these that made me forget I cried like a baby during the final encounter between Dracula and Alucard, leading me phone my dad and tell him how much I love him

Sypha:I put the castle right on top of us! Sypha: *surprised pikachu face*

this is my favorite video because it 100% sounds like some parody version of the show if you haven't seen it but that's actually the dialogue skjfhdjf

The comedy in this show flows too naturally

I loved this series, but fml it's almost impossible sometimes to get the hell they're saying without subs.

these sound so much like outtakes of failed voice lines and the fact that this is just.. what the show's dialogue is is hilarious

"I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer." "Sypha! He saved your life!" "He's rude."

Alucard: Where did you land the castle? Sypha: Right on top of us :D Alucard: !!! :O Trevor: !!! :O Background musicians: (Stops playing music) :O Sypha: :) ........ D:

"Where did you land the castle, Sypha?" "Right on top of us!" "...You've been hanging out with Belmont for too long."

Ladies & Gentlemen our magical trio. how did we survive only God knows

Oh no, it's just an anime about my D&D group...

That last one just sells with that excited clapping, "RIGHT ON TOP OF US"

"Its the magical door of death, Belmont." Alucard, 2019. "I'm armed with a.... *realizes he's literally just holding a stick* a stick!!!" Trevor Belmont, 2019.

As usual, the team has a collective 5 braincells between them, and Sypha has permanent ownership of four.

2:46 I like how Alucard asks. It's that kind of look. You know, the "I'm confused as fuck but I know for a fact that you did something dumb." kind of look

0:44 it won't be the last time he climbs on top of you

"It's a magical door of death, Belmont." kills me every time.

Yup, these are our heroes. We’re fucked aren’t we.

the last one broke me, where did you land the castle ???? RIGHT ON TOP OF US; AND SHE FKING CLAPS WITH SO MUCH PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT LIKE WHOHOOOOOOO I DID WELL; IM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW. the clapping just was the kicker for me

I watched the first episode of this and decided it wasn't for me- this video has changed my mind

"floating vampire jesus" will forever be my favourite line

*Me reading the title and expecting it to be for real,but it's actually ironic* Ah,sarcasm

1:34 Dracula's like... *"is he for real?"*

Alucard: Where did you land the castle, Sypha? Sypha: Right on top of us! :D *clapclapclap*..........*realisation hits* D:

I love how proud Sypha is with herself about where she landed the castle. That little clap. 2:46

0:02 well, no more belmonts. Edit: NVM-

I love how well humour and a serious tone are balanced in this show

Sypha casually saying "penises" kills me every time--

“where did you land the castle, sypha?” “right on top of us!” sypha’s self applause followed by sudden realization is one of the funniest parts in the entire show

Can’t wait until they introduce Grant and make it an extremely competent quartet.

her little clap, then sudden horror realizing lol

god i love them

I just love Trevor and Alucard's interactions. Best frenemies for life!😂😂😂

1:33 for those who want to see Trevor trying his best to punch Dracula in the face.

This like Nami getting stuck with Zoro and Sanji for 3 mins

Let’s be real seeing Trevor trying so hard to block the door with just a plank of wood is adorable

“It’s the magical door of death, Belmont”

1:34 I love how the music syncs with punching Dracula in the face two times.

"Where did you land the castle, Cypha?" "Right on top of us! :D"

“Where did you plant the castle Sypha?” “Right on top of us!...” wait no

2:20 my everyday mentality

*"I'm armed with a... A stick!"*

I love the slight panic on Alucard's face when he goes to asks where she put the castle

Alucard: Where did you land the castle Sypha? Sypha: Right on top of us :D Alucard: Sypha: ...Oh sh-

“It’s the magical door of death, belmont” is probably my favorite thing i ever heard Alucard say

I like how Sypha is like « I landed the castle right on top of us so we didn’t have to walk or run into anymore enem- ... OH WAIT ! »