Comedians Call Out the Weirdest Things About Family

Comedians Call Out the Weirdest Things About Family | Netflix Is A Joke

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5 ай бұрын

Comedians Taylor Tomlinson, Tom Segura, John Mulaney, Kevin Hart, Bill Burr, Bert Kreischer, Jim Gaffigan, Mike Birbiglia, Ali Wong, Sebastian Maniscalco, Anjelah Johnson, Nate Bargatze, and Leanne Morgan tell jokes about their family dynamics.
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@ronharvey8442 3 ай бұрын

I idle at 75 mph...makes me bust out laughing every time.

@dillonpierce7869 Ай бұрын

There's alot of people out here like that lately lol. 😬

@ronharvey8442 Ай бұрын

@dillonpierce7869 So true. That 'idle ' certainly isn't always a good thing. Current environment woykd show bad things are coming from that person soon

@dillonpierce7869 Ай бұрын

@@ronharvey8442 well I'm among those people sometimes is another problem. 😂 Just try to avoid everything that makes me angry as much as possible to keep from any issues.

@ronharvey8442 Ай бұрын

@dillonpierce7869 Aren't we all...lol. Despite our gained humanity, we are an animal and display bad behaviors.

@HellInternAKACandyMD Ай бұрын

And it's TRUE! The other person knowing the trauma stories and literal "stressors", and STILL confused why I am this now, and me escalated. Because calling things triggers and stressors was STILL just not enough breadcrumbs.

@kingayy9267 4 ай бұрын

2:55 Tom Segura's impression of his mother's accent is hilarious and kind of cute, especially the word "gummies." Gaahmies

@mikenormandy9250 3 ай бұрын

Oh you should watch his podcast - that’s all he does. It’s 😂

@mikeywithshades Ай бұрын

Honestly

@danielbonaparte6849 17 күн бұрын

9p😊😊@@mikenormandy9250

@danielbonaparte6849 17 күн бұрын

@@mikenormandy9250😊p😊

@DarqEagle56 2 ай бұрын

Mega dosed myself by accident. Woke up the next day HIGH AS F@CK, trying to go to work. Did not go good....😂😂😂😂😂

@brandonlantier 22 күн бұрын

I am a super light weight, I take like one hit, maybe two, if its edibles a 10mg gummy gets me good. I went to a festival this weekend with some friends and took a 20mg gummy and was high as Pterodactyl tits , was still high and hung over till like noon the next day, didn't drink a drop of alcohol lol.

@sadaesashington7255 4 ай бұрын

"Tom I am fizzing" 😂😂 I love his mother she's hilarious 😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Especially when she accused him of trying to kill her lol.

@Fifthelement203 4 ай бұрын

Bill burr and John mulaney had my stomach hurting 😂😂. They are a cut above the rest of their peers I tell ya.

@TotalMobilizationOfLifeForce 3 ай бұрын

Nah

@buckeyegirl16 5 ай бұрын

Whatever theater John Mullaney is at is stunning

@kaylamountain8253 5 ай бұрын

Radio City Music Hall in NYC !

@rctr1 Ай бұрын

Radio City Music Hall

@greecoboost 5 ай бұрын

I love how Tom Segura's mom sounds like Scarface.

@dannygreen592 5 ай бұрын

Charro is the best.

@kingayy9267 4 ай бұрын

"Gaahmies"

@sadaesashington7255 4 ай бұрын

"Tom I am fizzing" 😂😂😂 Wth does "fizzing" mean?? His mother is too funny 🤣🤣 especially when she accused him of trying to kill her lol.

@DunmoresMovieMania 3 ай бұрын

She's a political refugee.

@davidellis7178 2 ай бұрын

Nope the maid in family guy

@karlajaeger2082 5 ай бұрын

I once used cannabutter from stems to make brownies. I gave my parents two and told them to only eat half of one an hour before they ate. Then to wait a couple hours after to see how they felt. They didn't listen. Apparently they spent four hours giggling and hugging.

@tallboy2234 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😉👍

@B0ULLIE 5 ай бұрын

"Hugging"

@karlajaeger2082 5 ай бұрын

@@B0ULLIE yes they were attempting but they couldn't stop laughing. So they laughed til they fell asleep.

@katleeBalboaStJulian 5 ай бұрын

Cannabutter?

@karlajaeger2082 5 ай бұрын

@@katleeBalboaStJulian the ingredients after being ground finely and decarboxolized are fat and alcohol soluble. You do the math.

@fay5150 4 ай бұрын

2:27 best bit from Tom ever 😂😂

@truckerdude9172 Ай бұрын

If that's the best then he sucks

@brandenhudson7782 Ай бұрын

Anything with Burr and Segura is awesome. I have been watchin em on Netflix non stop for months. They make me wanna try stand-up. I love makin people laugh

@mikeywithshades Ай бұрын

They’re really funny Personally in my opinion I like burrs comedy better I prefer the style of blunt honesty he uses

@calicokush Ай бұрын

don't try. look at workshops, look at improv groups, do theatre or rap battles or debate & storytelling, develop related skills... there's already too many yerk-offs doing amateur hour while their real gig is being a low rent hustler and tiktok influencer. Do you want to be the next Goop, are you ready to sell candles that smell like your genitals after you've placed an egg inside them for a week?

@autumncortez6254 3 ай бұрын

Kevin Hart’s exactly right. My kids cuss the second they think I’m not listening.

@heatherb1587 4 ай бұрын

"I'm bleeding & I can't subtract" Taylor T! Your sass is delicious

@PluribusProject 5 ай бұрын

Whomever chose these clips, these comics, understands good work. Nothing wasted

@needfoolthings 4 ай бұрын

Exct that one 'm'.

@OzMumD 3 ай бұрын

Yes ! 😂😂

@sum12see 2 ай бұрын

That was a great variety of acts!!.Bravo... Laughter is truly a great medicine

@2psycho888 Ай бұрын

I needed to see this so bad

@dualcaster 5 ай бұрын

i never knew bert and kevin both had a story/joke about their families not looking good as a unit.

@roadlesstraveled34 5 ай бұрын

It's gotta be a common problem. My family looks bad as a unit as well. Me, mom, autistic, permanently clicking a fidget device, 19yo pothead son, 16yo goth son, 15yo world's shortest basketball player son, 4yo son who only talks about his dead dad. Winning.

@dannygreen592 5 ай бұрын

Was that a joke..?

@kingayy9267 4 ай бұрын

@roadlesstraveled34 The part about the four-year-old is sad. Hope he's doing all right and has someone he can talk to.

@roadlesstraveled34 4 ай бұрын

@@kingayy9267 it's not as sad as you'd think. He does have someone to talk to and obviously he doesn't feel that it's bad or wrong to talk about freshly

@user-qn8hk7yx1z 4 ай бұрын

who writes the material

@alisab4811 27 күн бұрын

You know you watch alot of comedy when youve seen every clips full set already 😂

@IPlayOneOnT.V. 29 күн бұрын

When I first saw Tom Segura I didn't think I'd like his standup. But, he's so direct and makes so much sense I agree with him as much as I think he's really funny.

@HollyLiana Ай бұрын

I think I can hear Bill's wife screaming laughing!!!

@inheritmyshoes9559 5 ай бұрын

Lmao....my husband said he needs our kids to know how to swear, as it was such an uncomfortable thing for him. Hes legit proud when our kiddo will swear correctly He is EIGHT.

@aliengranpa 4 ай бұрын

That's.... concerning.

@inheritmyshoes9559 4 ай бұрын

@alienhunter50 it's not. He's a great dad, and a great kid.

@ordinarytree4678 3 ай бұрын

smart. Teach em proper grammar early

@alisab4811 27 күн бұрын

@@aliengranpa that the dad couldn't use his cuss words correctly as a kid? I totally agree.

@sheilaburns8977 5 ай бұрын

Nate Bargatze is so right about children in bed with you. I call my grand a heat seeking missile. He's all over me in the bed, but he wakes up in the morning and says so sweet, "Good Morning, Grandma," and all is well. 😍😍

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

3:58 I WISH I could talk my mom into taking two gummies.

@RazielAlvarado 4 ай бұрын

"We're not an 'I love you' family." That, and then the story he shared, both break my heart. I don't know if it's true for him specifically, but I know plenty of families like that. And I just don't get it. I was raised by parents who have ALWAYS made sure to tell everyone that they love them, even if they're arguing. We always make sure our loved ones KNOW that we love them, and how much they mean to us. None of us believe you could ever tell someone you love them enough times, or too many.

@ActualRacerX 4 ай бұрын

If you think his “take care” was off….let me tell ya, hearin’ that from one, let alone BOTH parents, was an impossibility.

@4867503 4 ай бұрын

I think its an Irish Catholic pride thing

@amistanley8682 Ай бұрын

It's important to say it for sure but SAYING it is the easy part. L9ve is a verb. I have a family member who uses it as a filler. It doesn't really mean much in that context.

@ProdigalSon684 9 күн бұрын

You’re VERY lucky!!

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

12:24 Why is this guy still TOPLESS? (Starts imaging first set as Queen of Sheeba)

@Akwakween 5 ай бұрын

I’m fizzin 😂😂😂 gotta use that 😅

@karenflynn4168 Ай бұрын

Fizzin is a great one to use

@inter-linked 5 ай бұрын

cut the best Sugura joke in half...

@Dylan-ii3jk 5 ай бұрын

I love the Ying yang beard on @TomSegura

@itstoriambr 4 ай бұрын

i just got my own place and realized i didnt have any ketchup 😭

@speaks_the_truth7693 2 ай бұрын

Nate is the best on the list. Period.

@wolfgangvondreckendorf4897 3 ай бұрын

Thirteen comedians and I cracked a smile twice. That was for Tom Segura and Bill Burr (who would be much funnier btw if he kept a straight face like Segura).

@georgesotiriou7051 5 ай бұрын

Comedians and Bert

@stephenholmgren405 5 ай бұрын

At least he's better at making daughters than comedy

@Krilium 5 ай бұрын

Bert is funny, should be 'Comedians and Bill'

@johnfaulkner7522 5 ай бұрын

@@KriliumBills worst is Bert’s best.

@chrisbond6406 5 ай бұрын

@@johnfaulkner7522so wrong but coming from someone like you, I can see how you would make that statement. Take care Johnny!

@williamsleetiii3048 5 ай бұрын

@@chrisbond6406kinda weird to stalk someone like that. I’m sure you’re gonna do the same to me after you see this! And Bert is a pretty solid comedian, some people just don’t like his style of comedy which is fine, doesn’t mean you have to hate in him

@NeimanMarkiss 5 ай бұрын

This was a perfect combo 😂🔥

@stealahb 3 ай бұрын

"but sometimes he would be gay ...." i love John

@DipreG 5 ай бұрын

Damn Gaffigan cut deep. I gotta call my dad.

@maybe_im_69yo 5 ай бұрын

Bert is like Peter Griffin, difference is Peter Griffin makes me laugh

@OzMumD 3 ай бұрын

All my faves 😂❤😂😂😂

@susannpatton2893 5 ай бұрын

I don't know what happened to Nate parents 😂 but mine are in their 70's and still work, sharp mind, and cognitive

@Sylvester_dxn 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for this compilation😊

@chuwyc4849 5 ай бұрын

“Honestly really then what so why talking about it oksyyyy” is kinda a serve

@mikelamoureux5264 Ай бұрын

The best of the best and the Bill burr the king

@seangelarden9543 5 ай бұрын

John Mullaneys childhood sounds like mine, son of a political editor and his proof reader

@curtismcdonald6838 4 ай бұрын

If Tom and Bert are still friends, why isn’t Tom breaking the news to Bert about how funny he isn’t? Friends don’t let friends do stand up if one of the friends is hearing crickets.

@MrManiac2591 2 ай бұрын

Where's your friend?

@alisab4811 27 күн бұрын

You don't think Bert's funny, cool, alot of people dont, however his success, his sold out shows and his large fan base says that your opinion isn't fact, isn't that crazy?

@curtismcdonald6838 27 күн бұрын

@@alisab4811 Yes. That’s crazy. Thank you for pointing that out? How many Bert shows have you attended?

@jczeee30 5 ай бұрын

Bert is more of a performer than a comedian

@shonnyhines1737 5 ай бұрын

Bert is more of a moron than a comedian 😂😂

@adamchristensen8566 5 ай бұрын

He just describes his life and laughs when the audience should laugh, then we all join in. It's a good time.

@Quxrk 5 ай бұрын

A good story teller rather than a comedian but that’s okay. He’s entertaining and people pay to be entertained

@jamesb6396 3 ай бұрын

He's a fucking weirdo. Creepy as hell I can't look at him it's like looking at Jeffry Dahmer or some shit. I would never leave someone I know alone with bort. I can't figure what the thing is with him but his vibes are way off.

@dmedlock8757 3 ай бұрын

Thank You for the laughs

@williamjessewalteriv3326 4 ай бұрын

I think a part of us cant stand our parents BECAUSE they brought us to this hell.

@timothyspencer2861 5 ай бұрын

Bill for the win

@bobwoww8384 5 ай бұрын

11:20 ON POINT KIDS

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

16:48 you just called your mom the 'hottest being that ever lived'. Lol

@coltwest6858 5 ай бұрын

Everyone hates on Bert but I like him and his comedy. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be his friend and hang out, Florida-Man is best observed from a distance, preferably with plexiglass or iron bars between you.

@Gixsir 5 ай бұрын

Shirt off = funny 😂 ?? Good for you for being easy to please you’ll get sick of him trust me

@hanzflackshnack1158 2 ай бұрын

Comedy about parents is going to be dark in five to ten more years. "If by parents you mean the phone that raised me..."

@bfgivmfith 9 күн бұрын

I am trying to keep ketchup in the house! LOL!

@The_Legend_0-0-7 5 ай бұрын

Great video

@queerlemons1919 5 ай бұрын

11:07 it only takes one night of poor sleep for me and I start thinking a stack of papers is a random cat that some how got in my house.

@teresamcgrath5773 3 ай бұрын

Bot

@kalebridenour7522 5 ай бұрын

And bart somehow found a way to make the joke about himself being famous. Shocker.

@DStreet515 4 ай бұрын

Tom and Bill on the GOATs list

@katleeBalboaStJulian 5 ай бұрын

I think Tony Danza made a great T.V Dad for Sabastion

@markboyle9583 4 ай бұрын

Bill and I must be related lmfao

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

9:05 The only time my father was ever impressed by me is when I took apart and fixed his oscillating fan. The only time my mother was impressed by me is when I was assistant manager at Fabricland, and even then she delighted at telling her friends I was 'on probation' (there's a three month trial period for middle-management positions, or at least there was back then)

@COMEBACKFORME 5 ай бұрын

15:30 classic dad vibe.

@TheVampireAzriel 4 ай бұрын

Is Ali Wong just perpetually pregnant?😅

@SparTadepT 5 ай бұрын

Wtf would you be eating for christmas dinner that you would need ketchup for?

@by1stander 5 ай бұрын

tourtiere which is a minced meat pie, I always use ketchup

@John-Doe-Yo 5 ай бұрын

Meatloaf

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

00:57 you're getting into some trouble, there, boy.

@andyr7267 2 ай бұрын

We out here fizzing tonight baby!

@kaytarracorrea25 3 ай бұрын

Lmao my Mexican mother in law sounds like her Puerto Rican mother in law. Also the bit about Mark Anthony, and yes to Puerto Rico everywhere 😂

@GeorgeG-kr8zw 3 ай бұрын

great video post!

@rafathebroken9083 4 ай бұрын

Bill burr is a legend!

@thedalailama 4 ай бұрын

My cousin and i were looting my grandpa's attic for photographs and we found my grandma's noods. I'd successfully repressed that memory until i clicked this

@michaelannaflorence7554 Ай бұрын

My grandparents never said I love you to any of us, not my parents or me. Never. They were both WWII vets. Nurse/ Sgt. They said, take care, never goodbye either, it was take care, see you later. Both sets did that. Weird. ONE time! My grandmother said at my wedding reception. "I'm disappointed you HAVE to get married, but I still love you."

@ejknight88 4 ай бұрын

When Bert told the “family as a unit” joke I immediately thought about Kevin Hart 👀

@alisab4811 27 күн бұрын

To be fair I've thought the same about my own family when out, so it's not crazy to think that 2 comedians thought of their family in that sense to use in a set

@winchester4ev 5 ай бұрын

Why are yall hating on bert? He's pretty funny

@TotalMobilizationOfLifeForce 3 ай бұрын

Nah

@stevenarvizu3602 2 ай бұрын

People don’t like him because there are a lot of clips of him acting very entitled and egotistical when he’s basically only known as “the machine guy”. He referred to people who aren’t comedians as ‘normal people’ and they seemed to rustle a lot of jimmies so now even clips that people used to like of his are getting a lot of hate now since people are scrutinizing his work since he thinks so highly of himself

@emilygibbs8812 2 ай бұрын

I love him (Peter) 📧

@grbggaming6885 5 ай бұрын

Comedians and Bert and Tom. Can't wait to see Burr in Detroit!

@mso9176 2 ай бұрын

Might wanna keep that dollhouse handy Kev

@girlygirl7341 3 ай бұрын

You could go to an alcoholics house and they would have ketchup😂

@danielwilliams2994 5 ай бұрын

Lmao i mega dosed my mother too 😂 Funniest shit i have ever been through

@jamesb6396 3 ай бұрын

That's so weird. That's such an ass beatable offense you don't drug someone. Tom is suspect af to me for that and being friends with Bort. Bort most definitely has raped several ppl he's so creepy. Mark my words Borts career ends in orange jumpsuit. Don't copy things you see online. You need to rethink your life.

@Abbotttdesign 4 ай бұрын

😊 I like Taylor Tomlinson a lot! She's like a funny, thin Amy Schumer! 😀

@alisab4811 27 күн бұрын

Read this fast while half paying attention and got super annoyed cuz I thought you compared taylor to Amy shummer, reread it and died laughing... so a blonde female comedian that's actually funny? I agree! 🤣

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

8:31 wow. Your dad WAS formal

@joshpierce7449 2 ай бұрын

Funny comedians and bert

@xJimneyxCricketx 4 ай бұрын

8:17 beats clip ever

@territhompson5685 Ай бұрын

Yeah, that is exactly what I did when I was a little kid. My grandma said yes he was.

@JaqenHghar. 4 ай бұрын

That old lady was kimda funny. Im impressed

@MUBHD 5 ай бұрын

5:30 Did not know Sean Dyche was a comedian.

@user-hv5we1nx7h 4 ай бұрын

Wah me kneecap you n you see pops 😂

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

5:28 BUT IS HIS MOM STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!?!?!?!

@nunontherunnumberone 4 ай бұрын

10:20 and I'd vote for you as president.

@chriscox1798 5 ай бұрын

Comedians and taylor and john

@fredpell98 5 ай бұрын

Tom im sorry but when you told your stody aboud edibles i was like AHAHHAAHA COCKSUCKER (joey diaz)

@sarahriggs4997 3 ай бұрын

I love Angelina

@Johnhatzijohn 3 ай бұрын

Going through the 30sec point was tough.

@delanodavis3388 4 ай бұрын

Put a darn shirt on!

@oldrrocr 3 ай бұрын

this is so much better with the male comedians blended in.

@nice2173 4 ай бұрын

Nice ❤

@debbieleeniva4581 3 ай бұрын

Bert needs a shirt

@christydougherty9154 4 ай бұрын

I bought a water bed in 1993 😂

@sammshall-dl6gp 4 ай бұрын

Bill Burr is the best.. lol

@jimmydee935 2 ай бұрын

Why is Bert got no damn shirt on?? TF. 😂😂😂

@Namadadi_iddi 5 ай бұрын

Every comedian has their own cadance and its like they humour a certain type of people....who is urs?

@julianjosiahmoya7899 5 ай бұрын

Patrice, bill

@Namadadi_iddi 5 ай бұрын

@@julianjosiahmoya7899 damn....strong humour there

@julianjosiahmoya7899 5 ай бұрын

@@Namadadi_iddi love me some shit talking grew up with friends constantly on everyone's ass. Thick skinned comedy

@LouisBKaye-gh9wh 5 ай бұрын

Patrice, David, Norm, Bill

@brookehop8 5 ай бұрын

quality choices

@randyforbes8301 4 ай бұрын

Now that Katt said what he said on Club Shay Shay, that Kevin Hart joke's very suspect. Swore I heard that but talking bout taxi drivers instead of kids