Never Trust a Scorpio. Joe Zimmerman - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

3 жыл бұрын

Whether you're a scorpio, or whether you're not good at flirting with your personal trainer, Joe Zimmerman has experienced it all, and he's here to tell you all about it in his Full Dry Bar Comedy special. If you're interested in investing, or consider your self a person who always imagines the worst case scenario, then this Dry Bar Comedy special from Joe Zimmerman is for you!
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@friendlytaps
@friendlytaps 3 жыл бұрын
He just sounds like your inner monologue not the angel or the demon but the human voice
@2beolivia
@2beolivia 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, absolutely especially talking to people after a breakup.
@barbaramullins4233
@barbaramullins4233 3 жыл бұрын
Inner self. Our best friend and best voice ever
@iriskeniafernandez
@iriskeniafernandez 2 жыл бұрын
This is soooooo mind blowingly true
@maximaman06
@maximaman06 2 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, I think he sounds like Doug Benson. Voice wise
@alexandrefreitas2040
@alexandrefreitas2040 2 жыл бұрын
Nice definition.
@abisheks8511
@abisheks8511 3 жыл бұрын
Well one woman in the crowd is thoroughly enjoying herself.
@b.c.9358
@b.c.9358 3 жыл бұрын
I think she's just close to the crowd mic but I like to imagine she's just sitting there having the laugh of her life
@sepharaSwift
@sepharaSwift 3 жыл бұрын
He started the gig by telling her he’s single so... she’s really impressed.
@wosborne5535
@wosborne5535 3 жыл бұрын
You heard her too??
@iriedance70
@iriedance70 3 жыл бұрын
@@wosborne5535 Who didn't! I think at first she was distracting him, but then she just became part of the show. Funny guy 👍
@mscir
@mscir 3 жыл бұрын
LOL same here.
@MSBLS721
@MSBLS721 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to find that woman laughing and marry her!
@Ir0nMa1d3n
@Ir0nMa1d3n 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't acknowledge her.
@Estiallina
@Estiallina 3 жыл бұрын
He can’t marry his mom! What kind of sicko are you? 😜
@MrTPF1
@MrTPF1 3 жыл бұрын
@@Estiallina LOL!!
@westphotographyanddesign6559
@westphotographyanddesign6559 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to find her and shove a sock in her mouth.
@CassendreXavier
@CassendreXavier 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be willing to bet she's not his "type." She probably doesn't look like his personal trainer or the women he oggled when he *did* have a girlfriend :)
@cf921
@cf921 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has a "lost the will to live" vibe, hilarous af
@lelurve
@lelurve 3 жыл бұрын
he is a scorpio lol theyre born that way
@justforfungamergirl7402
@justforfungamergirl7402 3 жыл бұрын
Lol mood
@heatherwagar2898
@heatherwagar2898 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Scorpio and I get it 🤣🤣🤣
@PCKA1987
@PCKA1987 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if it’s helping my depression or... 🤔 😂
@PCKA1987
@PCKA1987 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yes. Must be a Scorpio thing. 😂
@gankenator
@gankenator 3 жыл бұрын
The lady laughing in the background is such a gem. I love hearing people unafraid to just belly laugh.
@GodlyVibe_
@GodlyVibe_ 3 жыл бұрын
Right she made all jokes even funnier lol
@gankenator
@gankenator 3 жыл бұрын
@@GodlyVibe_ Yeah she did haha. Her laugh made the show for me
@beth-annrock237
@beth-annrock237 3 жыл бұрын
Her laugh is absolutely infectious 😂
@gankenator
@gankenator 3 жыл бұрын
@@beth-annrock237 Right!? I love shows like that.
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
So true! Gotta love it. 🤪
@baraka256
@baraka256 3 жыл бұрын
You have to live life like the woman laughing in the audience... to the fullest 🦾
@dudex765
@dudex765 3 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate that if it wasn’t the main thing my mind is focusing on because it’s... loud
@baraka256
@baraka256 3 жыл бұрын
@@dudex765 haha... it is full
@OEMPlus
@OEMPlus 3 жыл бұрын
thinking that the whole time. that one's a keeper.
@bow_wow_wow
@bow_wow_wow 3 жыл бұрын
It sounded full alright
@isdowning883
@isdowning883 3 жыл бұрын
She having the night of her life 😂
@Eliza-ig9kz
@Eliza-ig9kz 3 жыл бұрын
"Did I offend you with my friendship" is just me all the time
@goxcrazii
@goxcrazii 3 жыл бұрын
I love that one! lol!
@softlightlaboratory
@softlightlaboratory 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but the are racist to
@Eliza-ig9kz
@Eliza-ig9kz 3 жыл бұрын
@@softlightlaboratory Who? Why?
@MaxXHavokK
@MaxXHavokK 3 жыл бұрын
Its fine.. some of us are just (alittle) too friendly....cant be helped.... and just forget I exist if I had more than 4 beers...I'm everyone's friend
@zaniada
@zaniada 3 жыл бұрын
@@softlightlaboratory seeking to find hidden racism in everything must be exhausting. Let me find you a chair before I grab the worlds smallest violin.... Just stop with the race baiting and all of the hate. Its time.
@Cam4Jess
@Cam4Jess 3 жыл бұрын
About a minute in, I feel like the lady laughing in the audience is going to have me laughing at her laughter 😁
@gegomez
@gegomez 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much because of her
@angelsunite7809
@angelsunite7809 3 жыл бұрын
Pffft she's paid to laugh.
@sherrelynn5240
@sherrelynn5240 2 жыл бұрын
He actually seemed to enjoy and feed off it. She made it better for us all.
@peachrachel5066
@peachrachel5066 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she sounds like my mom laughing. You can always pick out my mom in a crowd.
@NIHILWR
@NIHILWR 3 жыл бұрын
"i was reading an study, well an article, well a headline to be honest" bruh xD
@charanewman1434
@charanewman1434 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@macummings7818
@macummings7818 2 жыл бұрын
😀
@adeho789
@adeho789 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I always do.
@jeeyoona
@jeeyoona 3 жыл бұрын
Meditation is closing your eyes and worrying about everything. 😂😂😂 Oh no is my mantra 😆😆😆😆😆
@patscorner7015
@patscorner7015 2 жыл бұрын
😅😆😂😂😂
@mp2802
@mp2802 3 жыл бұрын
He stands like a pregnant lady, love it
@maithiliradhakrishnan15
@maithiliradhakrishnan15 3 жыл бұрын
yeah that slouch and passive gait; he is just too cool
@CAMBLAB
@CAMBLAB 3 жыл бұрын
@@maithiliradhakrishnan15 o
@Heather-fz6xe
@Heather-fz6xe 2 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate
@sirwoodofeast9497
@sirwoodofeast9497 2 жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes does the same thing and made a joke about it.
@hinatachan3373
@hinatachan3373 2 жыл бұрын
🤨🤨
@stephaniegeorge6444
@stephaniegeorge6444 3 жыл бұрын
It's like watching Napoleon Dynamite meets Eeyore.
@nailsthatstunt3665
@nailsthatstunt3665 3 жыл бұрын
😁
@bloodrose7587
@bloodrose7587 2 жыл бұрын
Napoleon Dynamite was Napoleon Dynamite meets Eeyore 😂
@stephaniegeorge6444
@stephaniegeorge6444 2 жыл бұрын
@@bloodrose7587 *giggles
@living4mylord
@living4mylord Жыл бұрын
😂
@brodysmiles4233
@brodysmiles4233 2 жыл бұрын
“You can approach anyone who you immediately offer employment to” That went over their heads😂🙆🏽‍♂️ That’s was like a triple entendre 😂
@VioletJoy
@VioletJoy 3 жыл бұрын
I just love dull, dry humor. He's consistently funny. Loved it.
@swatisrivastava1059
@swatisrivastava1059 3 жыл бұрын
Omg that woman is really enjoying She's living her best life 😍
@SlickArmor
@SlickArmor 2 жыл бұрын
If this is her best life she's worse off than he is.
@glgartman
@glgartman 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most talented comedians I've ever seen. He's able to turn his observations of the human condition into amazingly witty and intelligent humor.
@AuroraAquarius
@AuroraAquarius 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@EBbaby23
@EBbaby23 2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to try that with my kids- what a great use for them! “Come here! I’m bored, compliment me” can’t wait to see what they say 😂
@goodcleanfun.with.aubrierose
@goodcleanfun.with.aubrierose 2 жыл бұрын
😂 What did they say?
@monkiram
@monkiram 2 жыл бұрын
Please keep us updated
@blueskyalldayeveryday
@blueskyalldayeveryday Жыл бұрын
I guess it didn’t go well. Nobody seen this guy since. Ahh the kids these days…
@FigaroHey
@FigaroHey 3 жыл бұрын
"Billy, get over here...compliment me." That was my father.
@killerqueen7489
@killerqueen7489 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed all the way through, excelent special
@touchmeoverlord2767
@touchmeoverlord2767 3 жыл бұрын
omg, was that you in the crowd?
@kentmurren8932
@kentmurren8932 3 жыл бұрын
@@touchmeoverlord2767 9y0
@isdowning883
@isdowning883 3 жыл бұрын
I think I heard you, glad you had a great night 🙃
@killerqueen7489
@killerqueen7489 3 жыл бұрын
@@isdowning883 It wasn't me in the crowd ya'll...lol
@isdowning883
@isdowning883 3 жыл бұрын
@@killerqueen7489 wish I could send a gif, I’d hit you with the gnarliest “Yeah right, sure” ever 😂🤣
@jenniferrickard7228
@jenniferrickard7228 2 жыл бұрын
The 'you'll never want to leave your bed'..... "Isn't that called Depression? " line really got me laughing.
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo 3 жыл бұрын
Scorpio here and yes we can be heartless but we'll be sad about it later on and apologize
@GenXfrom75
@GenXfrom75 3 жыл бұрын
my son is also a Scorpio, he turned 17 yesterday. I watch that one! LOL.. but he's a sweetie.
@alexgrouette7899
@alexgrouette7899 3 жыл бұрын
Me too honestly tho
@Dogen70
@Dogen70 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something a Scorpio would say to make you think they have empathy
@DavidLopez-th4lw
@DavidLopez-th4lw 3 жыл бұрын
Aka you apologize because it made you feel bad not because you made them feel bad? Bro lmaoo
@saitamasensei267
@saitamasensei267 3 жыл бұрын
I dont feel bad i may wonder if i went overboard but never bad
@thirtyacres7504
@thirtyacres7504 3 жыл бұрын
He should ask out the woman in the crowd now that he doesn't have girlfriend.
@vvvintagedarling
@vvvintagedarling 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's sense of humor is hilarious!
@swine13
@swine13 3 жыл бұрын
Be a pretty poor sense of humour if it wasn't . 🤔
@mariethirteen8451
@mariethirteen8451 3 жыл бұрын
Gabrielle... Right?! Lol 😅
@jakeetschannel2031
@jakeetschannel2031 3 жыл бұрын
As a Forensics, I absolutely LOVE the 'Where were you and can you prove it' game!! 🙌🏽🤣🤣
@raerae6422
@raerae6422 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jaredgreen760
@jaredgreen760 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, the amount of detail he puts into the worst case scenario part of LASIK surgery was pure brilliance..
@edgarflores5569
@edgarflores5569 3 жыл бұрын
He totally killed! Clockwork timing and relatability. A comedy machine. Hope he gets to the major leagues of comedy. BTW. I have a friend named "Zimmerman" as well, and he also has the exact same vibe. PS. Wouldn't it be awesome it he approached the LOL lady in the audience and say "Please tell me you're not a personal trainer as well..."
@maryanne9927
@maryanne9927 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, remember how you dont like me, how about now?🤣🤣🤣
@maryanne9927
@maryanne9927 2 жыл бұрын
Ooh...thanks for the likes.
@Ryfibi
@Ryfibi 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine giving therapy to this guy
@Digitizeddragon
@Digitizeddragon 2 жыл бұрын
No lol
@nalanibelvin251
@nalanibelvin251 2 жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better- Imagine GETTING therapy from this guy
@potatowarrior747
@potatowarrior747 2 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious but that'd make me cry
@-Kal-
@-Kal- 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being this guy’s therapist’s therapist
@andrewoduor3726
@andrewoduor3726 3 жыл бұрын
He is so hilarious. And he did it so effortlessly. Amazing, 10 out of 10.
@jakeofalltradesmusic
@jakeofalltradesmusic 3 жыл бұрын
"We're looking to find him a forever home... Because he lives forever. He's a demon." 😂
@jdfodio
@jdfodio 2 жыл бұрын
Only joke that made me laugh...and I read it before I heard it.
@SharlaMontgomery
@SharlaMontgomery Жыл бұрын
I'm stealing this line 😂😂
@TheChrismsanchez1
@TheChrismsanchez1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Scorpio...sting!
@andreaseferi8204
@andreaseferi8204 3 жыл бұрын
In your @ss
@Niki-mp8qe
@Niki-mp8qe 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a libra/scorpio cusp so either 100 honest or 100 dishonest no one will ever know lol
@zaniada
@zaniada 3 жыл бұрын
@@Niki-mp8qe if you're dishonest for a measurable amount of time you're dishonest. :) If its situational and you only lie when you get in trouble or something- still dishonest. But hey it's okay. People, all people, lie every single day.
@deecee7885
@deecee7885 3 жыл бұрын
Loved his pauses to let the jokes breathe
@LukenUSee
@LukenUSee 3 жыл бұрын
Nicely put!
@aaronmcclure1
@aaronmcclure1 3 жыл бұрын
"Why is this baby in my area?" Lol YES!
@weirdtree8611
@weirdtree8611 3 жыл бұрын
"Did i offend you with my friendship" It's so passive aggressive and i love it
@mjones2619
@mjones2619 3 жыл бұрын
“Can I prove where I was at yesterday”, definitely a Scorpio trait.
@homodeus8713
@homodeus8713 3 жыл бұрын
"Wake up, Cold Man." 🤣🤣🤣
@muddbrinigar
@muddbrinigar 3 жыл бұрын
Shake, shake. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ruthhh.m
@ruthhh.m 3 жыл бұрын
Would the lady with the hearty laugh please come down to the front, you and Joe might be a match made in heaven, idk😂
@applepear7006
@applepear7006 3 жыл бұрын
This is some of the most enjoyable standup I've ever heard, and I watch/listen to standup multiple times a week!
@AuroraAquarius
@AuroraAquarius 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@wrightcodyj
@wrightcodyj 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Zimmerman is awesome! So glad to see he has a special now on here. Also, that one girl in the audience is ALWAYS having the best of times, love it. 😆
@franklinwhaley9835
@franklinwhaley9835 11 ай бұрын
She ruined a perfectly good show..extremely disturbing woman laughing at nothing🤣🤣🤣😐🤨
@kerukei1
@kerukei1 3 жыл бұрын
Joe is officially one of my new favorite comedians.
@wingnutmcspazatron3957
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 2 жыл бұрын
His voice, attitude, demeanor, everything 😂 I hope he gets bigger.
@MrBudaguda
@MrBudaguda 3 жыл бұрын
That woman's laugh is priceless
@user-bo8nb2mi
@user-bo8nb2mi 3 жыл бұрын
Probably his relative
@hdskl2150
@hdskl2150 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the excessive laughter was annoying at first but then halfway in I’m crying 😂 at every joke 🤗
@MrTPF1
@MrTPF1 3 жыл бұрын
It's his delivery that makes everything funnier!
@thatswhatshesaid6326
@thatswhatshesaid6326 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I thought it was 100% annoying the whole time!!! It sounded completely forced
@Watchingthesim
@Watchingthesim 2 жыл бұрын
It was so staged cuz it was grinding on me....was hoping Joe would stop and kick her out
@patscorner7015
@patscorner7015 2 жыл бұрын
@@Watchingthesim sometimes ppl try so hard to be happy
@aishukidaisuki
@aishukidaisuki 3 жыл бұрын
the jokes, from setup to delivery was so well done 😂love it!
@AzkuulaKtaktu
@AzkuulaKtaktu 3 жыл бұрын
Scorpios are the most trustworthy, but the trust must be earned and maintained.
@beastmaster415
@beastmaster415 3 жыл бұрын
💯
@kevindavis872
@kevindavis872 3 жыл бұрын
👊👏👏👏👏
@andreaseferi8204
@andreaseferi8204 3 жыл бұрын
They are untrustworthy. The most reliable are Capricorn and Taurus with Aries tendencies
@AzkuulaKtaktu
@AzkuulaKtaktu 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreaseferi8204 steadfast doesn't necessarily equate to trustworthy, just as shifty doesn't necessarily equate to untrustworthy
@teaearlgreyhot2143
@teaearlgreyhot2143 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@VoltairesRevenge
@VoltairesRevenge 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard the chupacabra joke, I was sold.
@Mateo-et3wl
@Mateo-et3wl 3 жыл бұрын
You're the best! Not just saying that because I'm a scorpio. This set was golden
@Estiallina
@Estiallina 3 жыл бұрын
Nice of his mom to attend and be the laugh track.
@codyray867
@codyray867 3 жыл бұрын
Yo this guy is funny.
@alishashadows9599
@alishashadows9599 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyray867 it’s a joke 🙃
@MaryOKC
@MaryOKC 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! 😆 that’s funny...
@thatswhatshesaid6326
@thatswhatshesaid6326 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing 😂
@mikebond6328
@mikebond6328 5 ай бұрын
I figured sister.
@pepguardiola5878
@pepguardiola5878 2 жыл бұрын
Be honest we all want to see the lady who laughed soo hard in the audience 🤣
@leslievey8453
@leslievey8453 Жыл бұрын
She's a paid " laugher " .
@living4mylord
@living4mylord Жыл бұрын
An obnoxious one sadly. Most fit in and raise the level of the audience. This one was loud and more every time. An interruption from my POV as opposed to part of the entertainment and laugh drive.
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Zimmerman is hilarious. This is the first thing I've seen from him in like 5 years, he should be bigger.
@trock8930
@trock8930 3 жыл бұрын
I love fresh, unique material. Great delivery!
@margaretmarshall3645
@margaretmarshall3645 2 жыл бұрын
I apparently have been doing a very inadequate job of answering the “worst that could happen” question all my life! But he did a fine job, lol.
@say1716
@say1716 3 жыл бұрын
That "worst case scenario" joke had me laughing!!
@b.c.9358
@b.c.9358 3 жыл бұрын
The game of "where were you yesterday" is much less exciting now. "Where were you yesterday?" "At home."
@happybirthday146
@happybirthday146 2 жыл бұрын
Listened to two Joe Zimmerman videos in a row without looking at the screen, then looked at the comments. First video's comments were about his blinking. Second video's comments were about a lady laughing. Glad I just enjoyed his comedy.
@mariahdecourcey6785
@mariahdecourcey6785 3 жыл бұрын
The lady laughing is a Scorpio too that's why she likes his jokes so much 😂
@Mizosoop
@Mizosoop 2 жыл бұрын
I am cracking up at work. "We do have one left. It's a Chupacabra." Lmao.
@ataraxigrace822
@ataraxigrace822 2 жыл бұрын
Just googled. Now laughing
@WorklLife
@WorklLife 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew where to see you! This humor is 50% logic and 50% sarcasm. He makes you laugh before and after you figure out what the logical humor part is. Wow!
@riotsquirrelz
@riotsquirrelz 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you want cookies...or should I google that..." lmaoooo
@bow_wow_wow
@bow_wow_wow 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, amazing style, nice, ironic self-deprecation (ironic because you can tell he's comfortable in his own skin and likes himself)... Great humour, was laughing all the way through.
@JTuaim
@JTuaim 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a gemini, I'm never sure which one of me I can trust.
@somedude2492
@somedude2492 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds more like psycology than it does astrology...
@ajm0824
@ajm0824 3 жыл бұрын
Juan Sambucetti fudgggyu
@ajm0824
@ajm0824 3 жыл бұрын
Ggtggtgg
@allgamingnetwork9448
@allgamingnetwork9448 3 жыл бұрын
can relate xD
@Infinite8blue
@Infinite8blue 3 жыл бұрын
They say gemini are two face, but I don't believe in astrology
@jennavevestclaire
@jennavevestclaire 3 жыл бұрын
I would totally date you. It’s like you’re just having this normal conversation and then “insert punchline”. But then just look at them blankly leaving them wondering if you were joking or not. And you just blink. Lol That takes a lot of wit. I dig it!
@prorobo
@prorobo 3 жыл бұрын
I would date you.
@yoyosworld22
@yoyosworld22 3 жыл бұрын
@@prorobo I would date you
@prorobo
@prorobo 3 жыл бұрын
Yoyos World let's go on a date then. I travel for free and can come to you.
@searchparty2087
@searchparty2087 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but then he would always be looking at other girls imagining how he would ask them out if he wasn't dating you.
@ForeverSculpting
@ForeverSculpting 2 жыл бұрын
@@searchparty2087 I would date you
@danielleleclair1125
@danielleleclair1125 3 жыл бұрын
Seems nerdy as hell at first then that Scorpio smile, wordplay, eyes and intelligence hit. Enjoy this. As much if not more as that one lady. Also, start saving for socks.
@jessicaberry87
@jessicaberry87 3 жыл бұрын
Omg! My stomach HURTS from laughing at that Lasik bit.
@heykaleah
@heykaleah 3 жыл бұрын
the demon joke was funnier than he got credit for lololol
@tripulet
@tripulet 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who randomly imagines building an alibi 😂
@bonitadiablo
@bonitadiablo 2 жыл бұрын
It you are like me, it is probably from too much binge watching of Law and Order SUV, CSI and Criminal Minds! Lol
@Vunderbread
@Vunderbread 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest sets I've seen in a while, he's masterful in many ways
@beththompson2188
@beththompson2188 3 жыл бұрын
Wow he really thought that Lasik thing through!
@simplyredislandgirl
@simplyredislandgirl 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!👏😁 All the Scorpios in house, say yay!🙌 You can trust some of us, we aren't all tricky!👍💪 Some of us are really honest & loving people when u get to know us deeply!😇😊
@umarnolen3616
@umarnolen3616 3 жыл бұрын
Key word, deeply
@waynewhite2766
@waynewhite2766 2 жыл бұрын
Yay..
@youcrazycat1
@youcrazycat1 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@susannairisastarte5192
@susannairisastarte5192 Жыл бұрын
True
@jennavevestclaire
@jennavevestclaire 3 жыл бұрын
OMG naked. Chipotle. Bed and “Do you have New Girl on Hulu??? I died!! LOL Thought I was the only one??
@richdarksauce
@richdarksauce 3 жыл бұрын
You really lik this guy ..dont you ! Jennaveve lol
@lauriemichael7528
@lauriemichael7528 2 жыл бұрын
I hope he saw your comments and things worked out well for you!
@downbntout
@downbntout 3 жыл бұрын
Of all the Dry Bar comics, this guy is my fav
@adamtheownerofyourpassiona3879
@adamtheownerofyourpassiona3879 3 жыл бұрын
He was so proud of himself wiping “flipping mattresses”... and rightly so:)
@danielleleclair1125
@danielleleclair1125 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 3 жыл бұрын
Second time around and I knew what was coming and I laughed just the same. Actually more. Gawd. I needed this Thank you. This time I got to see more closely the brilliance of his timing in concert with his (apparently) comfortable mien. Just terrific.
@noliravioli2506
@noliravioli2506 3 жыл бұрын
“Google it” is what my parents say all the time. That’s there way of admitting that they don’t know the definition of what a taco is.
@stevescuba1978
@stevescuba1978 2 жыл бұрын
My dad told me, before the internet age, "I bought you encyclopedias for a reason".
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 2 жыл бұрын
But tacos are only truly defined by their place in the whole foods diet... You know, those pockets of emptiness that fall out the back end? That may not be "droppin-tacos" but it truly defines the tacos.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevescuba1978 I thanked my dad for my codec set... That scroll was monstrous😳
@philipjordan6789
@philipjordan6789 3 жыл бұрын
Great show joe.....the laughing lady was great to😂😂
@annedunbar4598
@annedunbar4598 3 жыл бұрын
Joe you made me break out the ugly laugh! Died laughing. You are laugh therapy. Though you couldn’t be a real therapist since it isn’t part of your name. 🤣
@tacotacotington3638
@tacotacotington3638 3 жыл бұрын
Very good special, was laughing from start to finish
@gildaolsen2888
@gildaolsen2888 2 жыл бұрын
Such a simplicity in his lines, but with a tremendous punch. 🙏
@joseph2ne
@joseph2ne 3 жыл бұрын
I have burst out into laughter so many times during set- nice job! 😂
@bluluckyduckie
@bluluckyduckie 2 жыл бұрын
Too short!! He’s hilarious!! Keep him coming!!
@andrievbastichy8551
@andrievbastichy8551 3 жыл бұрын
that woman laughing.. so satisfying.
@ernesto5397
@ernesto5397 3 жыл бұрын
Kiddin me? I stopped watching cos of her
@larrissamorris9054
@larrissamorris9054 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome. I laughed the entire time 😂😂😂 time stamp innocent 😇
@Showmetheevidence-
@Showmetheevidence- Жыл бұрын
I’m not the anxious type, but “prove where you were yesterday” sounds like fun 😂
@novemberonathursdaymanymoo7459
@novemberonathursdaymanymoo7459 3 жыл бұрын
I would never deny being a Scorpio.. Only the strong will survive a Scorpio!!
@susannairisastarte5192
@susannairisastarte5192 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It scares the wrong ones away
@eaglespiritt
@eaglespiritt 2 жыл бұрын
💪🏾♏️🦅
@karacoleman7674
@karacoleman7674 2 жыл бұрын
As a pisces, I scare Scorpios away lol... They hate that I just know things about them. Can't hide from a pisces. Usually goes great initially until they start being mean and nasty and I call them out on their stuff. Don't get me wrong, I am kind about it, but it doesn't matter. Scorpio doesn't want anyone to know their secrets. When you get too close even if you mean well they will push you away
@eaglespiritt
@eaglespiritt 2 жыл бұрын
@@karacoleman7674 🧢
@angelicastea9053
@angelicastea9053 2 жыл бұрын
No … y’all are narcissist … it scares people that deserve better away!!!!
@myfamilymatters
@myfamilymatters 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. Hilarious. Very talented comedian. That wonderful woman in the audience was fun to listen to as well.
@alistairt7544
@alistairt7544 2 жыл бұрын
I love that woman's laugh, it's so full and hearty 😂
@CatsArePeopleToo
@CatsArePeopleToo 3 жыл бұрын
I love the jury logic, it's so true.😄
@Davena
@Davena 3 жыл бұрын
Scorpio here...so true.
@rbk7876
@rbk7876 3 жыл бұрын
If laughter is the best medicine then that lady is a pharmacy ! 😂💊
@ericaleitzel7664
@ericaleitzel7664 3 жыл бұрын
Me watching this at 2 am.... "It wasn't me officer!"
@m.n.d5949
@m.n.d5949 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious ! And its intelligent humour too! Loved this stuff.
@rogersledz6793
@rogersledz6793 3 жыл бұрын
@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/3/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
@jamaicanlegend6063
@jamaicanlegend6063 3 жыл бұрын
Hey you wanna go home with me tonight? I’m afraid of being charged for murder 😁🤣😂 hilarious
@kineretweiss4883
@kineretweiss4883 2 жыл бұрын
Omg did u (or rather he) see “the flight attendant”?
@jsexyization
@jsexyization 3 жыл бұрын
This is all of my anxious friends wrapped into one. Loved it!
@orcaoracle
@orcaoracle 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! The laser eyes worse case scenario had me beside myself! My new favourite comedian Joe Zimmerman!! Yeeehaaaa!
@fitzwilliams4215
@fitzwilliams4215 3 жыл бұрын
That one woman is really enjoying the jokes 🤣
@richardryan7566
@richardryan7566 2 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comedians doing it
@urlocalserenityyy05
@urlocalserenityyy05 3 жыл бұрын
that one lady acted like she had never heard a joke before i swear her laugh was all i could pay attention to
@tenderprey7875
@tenderprey7875 3 жыл бұрын
That lady was high and really annoying laughing at ..prepositions or before completing his sentence, especially when watching this using headphones !
@hawaiinrainbow
@hawaiinrainbow 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. And we aren't in the room sitting around her.
@thatswhatshesaid6326
@thatswhatshesaid6326 2 жыл бұрын
It was annoying trying to listen to his set over her fake laugh.
@annetteasbury7415
@annetteasbury7415 2 жыл бұрын
"Dude, you should've just hit that dang dog dude"🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE dogs, but that southern accent had me DYING!
@zaniada
@zaniada 3 жыл бұрын
I like that he sounds like Napoleon Dynamite and my brother. Its oddly comforting.
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