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That's awesome!

Life is a game? I’ll have to reassess. Funny stories. My Grand-children beat me at Hiding. It takes ages for me to find them in the house. I didn’t know there are different rules. They are allowed to sneak to different hiding places that you’ve already looked for them. It takes ages to finish searching each room of good spots but they’ve gone back into that same room while I was searching the room next door. So long.😂👏🏼

@@deborahduthie4519 LOL! 😆

😂 😂 😂

🤣🤣🤣 one if the best jokes ever!

I agree!

So did mine. Like whoop not so fast ma n dad. 3hrs is just a tad too far for me, come back lol

Rodney Dangerfield

Late to the party....But if my parents conspire to relocate....I *will* find them... 🧐🧐🧐

'stupid humour with lots of wit' That's a surprisingly apt description lol

Yup

U should get paid to review comedians. That was a well worded and astute analysis of what i just watched. Its like u basically said what i was thinking, but unlike u, i hadn't the ability to articulate what i was thinking, but i didn't have to, cause u already did it. Well done Tim 👍🏽lol

FACTS! Well said!

@@levirochq

Dude I was DYING 🤣🤣🤣

I barely breathed the whole video! I couldn’t stop laughing!

Omg I had to explain that to my son 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Could somebody please explain?

Whats an English degree??? You.literally studied our language????

*didn't go to waste.

What?

@@julianna4373 we be trollin..

Haha humor makes solid points ❤

And his own movie. Modern day Sandler

Or a statue!

....full special in the title 😐

He has multiple albums on iTunes.

The willful ignorance of what should have been obvious with the albeit unintentional, but nevertheless equally as damaging disingenuounizing of words in this thread is slightly disconcerting to say the absolute least. And not only because it represents 66% of the replies here (prior to my retort), but namely the juxtaposed fact that it also represents the initial 66% of comments as well. Which tells me people are for no apparent reason that I can think other than to superficially feel "cool and/or smart" by portraying assumptions as if they were literal factual statements as opposed to simple fact checking and learning how to use extreme dictation correctly. I really don't get it, and it's not OK in my opinion. Absolute sayings such as "GOAT," "No one better," "unmatched, and my least favorite "so underrated" have become so prevalent in comment sections nowadays they can mean little more than "like my comment" anymore. The two before me likely agree with my concerns, but this isn't for them anyways. Let me break it down for the 66% now. Holly: You have absolutely no excuse in my opinion to not have at least used a search engine to get what you obviously don't want all that much. It'd taken less time to have read the title several times over AND Googled it. That's wilful ignorance at its core. And it's a personal degradation of language at the very least. How you might ask? If you honestly ment that statement you'd have never posted in the first place. Sorry I'm not "nice" about, but I believe this has to be chastised in order for it to stop. You're only fooling the equally gullible, 241 plus 3 as it stands, along with yourself I'd add. You're ok postng such an easily debunked assumption instead of looking it up yourself? Put into simple context you're statement refuted itself by proving you had no interest whatsoever in anything beyond virtual kudos from people you'll never actually meet. In fact I'd be willing to bet this still remains the only clip from the very "Special" you claim he "Needs" badly. That's not to say you can't start practicing what you actually mean more. Jim: Unless you cried for your own lackluster vocabulary as exemplified as an omitted part of the saying "I laughed so hard I cried," I call BS. Until pretty recently I had never heard that phrase without the indication of it being induced by laughter. I'll admit I am stretching a bit for that one, so it's the least egregious as I fully understood you. It's just that omitting words from cliche sayings give non-English speakers the most trouble. They are likely picturing you crying for no apparent reason. You've omitted the most descriptive word which also happens to be the indicator of it's status as a non-literal. I got your intentions sure, but ask yourself who's the omitting really for. To save you time, making it purely selfish, or are you actually presenting us with a good revision of that expression? My opinion is quite clear, I'd just like even one good reason from you for leaving out the only intuitive verb. Personally I don't think adding to the inherent confusion of non-literal sayings as a way to save yourself time is worth losing their true meaning over time as a price. Mary: I'd like to think that I shouldn't have to explain how simply being funny for a few minutes is far from the actual qualifications needed to make your own movie. If that's all that was required to make a successful movie practically anyone could do it. But that's not the case though, is it? Not saying he couldn't make a movie if he wanted because I don't know that he couldn't, but that's a bit of a stretch based only on the fact that he's funny to you and others. OK, he's funny and that's a good start. Movies also require full scripts with character narration, scene setting dictation with clear beginnings and ending, noting of non apparent intentions, estimated filming costs, etc etc. I'm no film school graduate by any means, but even I can name things producers would expect before even considering a dry read, let alone actually financially backing it. I mean come on, do you honestly think making a movie is as simple as stringing together 30 minutes of comedic material? Snoep: So if I'm to take your statement seriously at all, you'd have me believe that being funny is all anyone needs to earn a statue dedication of their likeness? Not that I'd be against tha as much as do appreciate what comedy is as a whole, the only way I could back that is if beforehand people such as doctors, nurses, scientists, engineers, firemen, and so many others contribute way more to our societal benefit. And yes I am fully aware that likely barking up the wrong trees because this is WAY more of a systematic problem that stems from people's desire to be liked coupled with the modern worlds infatuation with time saving as more important than actual content. I'll be inevitably met with "I ain't reading an essay" and "shut up nerd" esk replies. Doesn't bother me personally though because I'd argue what good would I have accomplished watching cats play and idiots traveling to Destination Fucked instead of pointing out how social media platforms are tricking people into thinking exaggerated entertainment and 100% meaningless virtual "hearts and likes" are more valuable than knowledge and and a true individual personality. Who's really using their time to the fullest here? Another rhetorical btw...

Google "Predictive Programing"

@@BlueberryFundip : I'm not sure that Orwell intended it to be predictive. Or that he meant it for a textbook. It seems that the government thought it was.

Exactly!!!😄

@@susanmercurio1060 Ok

@@BlueberryFundip : You didn't know that?

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I actually watched the whole thing, with my full attention. He’s GREAT!

@Eclipse538 lighten up buttercup.

@Alex Nordin you must not be paying attention

YAAAAS!!!!!!!

Yes! My family and I absolutely love Dry Bar!

AGREE!!!!!!

@@katejmendoza gggggg

Hi pretty

They don't know there's cheese in my pocket

That´s the most beautiful chiasmus I´ve ever seen.

Noice!! You down with ELA?! Ya, you know me!🤣

@Just Me The conundrum is bona fide!

Situational Irony, Verbal Irony, and Dramatic Irony! Loved it! ELA major teaching HS English, here:) woo hooo

What do you do? Just asking

@@skyereave9454 my brother in law has a history degree and is a Major in the U.S Army.

Why is that though?

@@skyereave9454 sorry, just saw this. I work as a records analyst for the US government! LOVE what I do

@Ghost Hannibal Mortem couldn't have said it better myself. Because many counselors and academic departments can't be bothered to do their due diligence on the wide array of careers people can choose from (including those interchangeable between majors/fields), many students either have to figure their careers out largely on their own, or, if they're fortunate, through assistance from a solid university career center. I was fortunate my grad school is essentially a pipeline to the government because of its reputation and proximity to the DC area where I now live. (Also, internships are more mandatory than ever if one expects (to compete for) a solid position early-multiple, and paid if possible)

I used to call fire hydrants my personal parking spaces. By the time I actually got my first fire lane ticket I averaged it out to be about $0.30 for each time I parked in front of a fire hydrant. 😂

@@nitroustommy3668 that's brilliant, hahaha

@@nitroustommy3668 Sweet. I used to park 15 min out of my way to find a space.!

🤣🤣🤣

Lol

As the daughter of an English teacher, I laughed at this the hardest. 😁

@@jselmer9100 ah! Thanks for sharing.

So stellar

There is always one lol

That's true! I never thought about that, but definitely would have noticed if it was the same boring set every time. 😉

...they say mom 🤣

Oups! the whole joke starts at 1:23 🤭

Go as a volunteer!

Yes! That's what I was thinking. Kinda childlike. Just delightful.

Mitch was one of the best. He’s so missed.

Reminds me of Josh Sneed.

I was thinking exactly that, he sounded just like him. Mitch surely inspired this guy

@@caina4678 Have y'all seen Robert Mac? Check him out!

@@lindsays8938 Right!

Agree!!! Big time

But then he will leave like all the other 1s who made it big. Id like to see him in a schitts creek skit with him as david

He’s funny because he writes his own jokes. I’m not sure if SNL would let him do his own writing. He’s funny without them.

Watched for 10 min and didn’t laugh even once, he’s not telling jokes he’s telling stories…

Snl sucks

Sometimes it's just great when they say OH.... I LOVE IT.

Thank you!! I built that set!!

@@jeridhensley4924 For real? Are u serious? Or is this some kind of a set up? lol, A lot of thought and time goes into the sets at Dry Bar, it adds so much to the show because it gives the comedian there own distinct vibe, instead of just being a brick wall behind them. Well good work, keep it up

Lol wut

《------ wisconsinite and i approve of this message. Its either a cheese stick or baby bel lol

Wisconsin native here. We do Not carry cheese in our pockets. We put it in our purse in case we need it the next day.

Go Green Bay

That's gold!

Agreed, it made me wonder if they actually got the joke.