New Cortana Is Built Different

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2 жыл бұрын

When your psycho ex-girlfriend leaves you so you make a clone of her without memories like a 90's romcom and also you have a grappling hook.
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Sources:
Thumbnail Master Chief by KinoFabino / fabioproductions
Thumbnail Cortana by midransfw
Soytana pointing images by AbiSV
Pilot yelling sounds from The Croods (2013)
I got over it audio from The Rock in his Fortnite reveal trailer
Helmet 3D model render by Glitch5970
Big gold monkey quote from Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Adjutant voice lines is Wheatley from Portal 2
Mood quote by Gianni Matragrano / giannimatragrano
Grapple hook bridge music is Jungle Hijinx from Donkey Kong Country
Cortana being deleted audio from the "Kara" tech demo before Detroit: Become Human
Go F yourself quote by arbychief.exe
Boss brute yell from Trololo Song by Mr. Trololo
Pilot in pain sounds by funnywes / channel
Where's my dick at quote by calebcity / calebcity
Spanish thumbnail music is Donde estarás - Gia Sky
Purple Cortana conversation scenes from Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Portal Fortnite world scene from Red vs Blue Blood Gulch Fortnite video
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Halo Infinite on PC. Also on Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, and game pass.
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@Pongsifu 2 жыл бұрын

Have a brief video on my Halo Infinite playthrough to start the year.

@David-ve5iq 2 жыл бұрын

💫

@johnnygarcia7990 2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this moment. It took too long but it paid off.

@S4cred666 2 жыл бұрын

Happy new year bud

@asostheflowerforged8403 2 жыл бұрын

A blessing from the lord

@Samurix16 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@jestergodfield690 2 жыл бұрын

Love how the pilot went full caveman the moment chief showed him the new cortana

@orochinagis 2 жыл бұрын

Well Cortana kinda screwed the whole humanity in less than a year

@Haggysack2k8 2 жыл бұрын

@@orochinagis Cortana H1-H3: "Hey Big guy, we're in this together. Like brother and Sister we keep an eye out for each other. Mother Halsey also told us to do so." Cortana H4: "Rampancy, Chief. There is no cure. I AM DOOMED!" *Depressed af, dies at the end* Cortana H5: *Resurrects herself, finds the cure to rampancy* "I AM GOD! FEAR ME MORTALS!" Cortana pre H-Infinite: "NOOOOOO You can't kill John! I won't let you take him from me!" *Destroys a homeworld planet, rekts herself to save Chief... Again* Cortana H-Infinite: "You smell fine by the way." Me while hearing the last: *Coughs* "Say WHAT?!"

@bravepigster 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like that was flat out Croods audio right there

@Acesahn 2 жыл бұрын

Cortana... WITH CLOTHES!?!?! HOO HAHH HAHH HAHH HAH! HAH! HAH!

@void-master9077 2 жыл бұрын

@@Haggysack2k8, that’s some Alabama vibes then, cause I swear I never saw them as a brother/sister relation

@Carppet 2 жыл бұрын

an emotional moment between chief and the pilot is happening while you can hear a brute just going ham at something in the background....beautiful

@LeftSinkHandle 2 жыл бұрын

Nature is truely amazing

@firstconsul7286 2 жыл бұрын

The brute was having an emotional moment too, just a completely different emotion

@oblivionwalker8611 2 жыл бұрын

“He’s just ravaging someone’s cheeks” 🤣🤣🤣

@anjaneyasreetrout2444 2 жыл бұрын

@R4R 4R4 Can't really blame the guy tbh. He was a civilian trapped in a really fucked up situation with a 7ft tall armored sociopath.

@BorkKillsOneLegMan 2 жыл бұрын

someone's cheeks were getting busted

@satan7481 2 жыл бұрын

Master Chief talks to his sassy hologram waifu. Am I getting the premise of this game correct?

@Pongsifu 2 жыл бұрын

50% sassy hologram 50% grappling hook

@GamerGhostRider 2 жыл бұрын

@@Pongsifu 1% ASMR of weirdly sexy "dead" hologram

@lemon_curry_ 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much the game series

@digitaltigergaming 2 жыл бұрын

pretty much. I may be an odd one out but, while I loved Cortana and John's relationship in the old games, this one feels unique and has potential as well.

@waah5901 2 жыл бұрын

@@GamerGhostRider shes not dead 😭

@darrylferguson3622 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair to the pilot guy, he has been through a lot being stuck in space, and then he gets stuck with Master Chief- who has the social skills of a brick

@theoneaboveall9930 2 жыл бұрын

At least he can fly better than one.

@Kronos0999 2 жыл бұрын

Then either leave or stfu. Pilot was annoying af

@nephillim8641 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kronos0999 he literally can't just leave. There are so many aliens all over ready to shoot him down and you also don't just leave Master Chief behind on a planet while saving Marines.

@Kronos0999 2 жыл бұрын

@@nephillim8641 And crying about it like a little girl changes anything?

@NobleSlicks 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kronos0999 Just think what an active warzone would to to a civilian engineer, next minute you get a glimmer of hope only to realise it’s not so simple and that you now have to fly air drops for the 7 foot giga Chad over active AA and angry fuckin aliens and you have a sidearm and a light flak jacket

@juangonzalezdiaz7466 2 жыл бұрын

I swear this could be one of these videos titled “I play x game with 200% facial animations” and I could not be able to tell if this is by default or flawless edit by our Sifu here. Neat.

@VictorKane115 2 жыл бұрын

It's weird. It's like lately, the 'better' and more advanced the facial animation and tech have gotten, the more lumpy, and more oily looking they chose to make them.

@Miitsu222 2 жыл бұрын

I think master chiefs expressions really sold it

@XMokuMundoX 2 жыл бұрын

@@VictorKane115 that's the uncanny valley there for ya

@Friend_of_Mara 2 жыл бұрын

@@VictorKane115 I'll be the one to ruin it for ya. The upper lip doesn't move on it's own, only when pulled by surrounding muscle. It's a sign of over facial tracking.

@VictorKane115 2 жыл бұрын

@@Friend_of_Mara Thank you for putting that to words. The lips and the eyes are what weird me out in these things lately. It's like it's not quite real enough for the uncanny valley, but not stylized enough either. Trying too hard at and relying too much on facial tracking probably really is it. It's like a cast of Vtubers.

@Lonewolf360gaming 2 жыл бұрын

Ngl when chief goes through the ring with echos of giant Cortana I kept wondering to myself "damn who designed this a.i to be this caked up"

@zaelgarviel9766 2 жыл бұрын

Halsey. Halsey was a cake

@Lonewolf360gaming 2 жыл бұрын

@@zaelgarviel9766 indeed she was

@kboi1170 2 жыл бұрын

It was Cortana herself. According to the lore, Cortana chose her own form and name.

@tacobread3 2 жыл бұрын

Cake? I’m convinced you’ve never seen Cake in your life.

@Jordan-ok4yb 2 жыл бұрын

@@tacobread3 it’s not about the size of the cake, but the quality

@Hyouhaku_B 2 жыл бұрын

"I might have the perfect one" Echo 216: Took too long, don't care anymore bye.

@Elemtree 2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh… so that’s why Master Chief always keeps saying “ I need a *Weapon* ” he was just lonely…

@tetsatou2815 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, based on the shit Cortana does WITHOUT needing to be a hologram in the previous games, I'd classify her as a weapon, absolutely. There's a reason you don't fuck with the hacker in space-based sci fi.

@magmat0585 Жыл бұрын

@@tetsatou2815 not just the games, in the books didn't she vent an entire covenant ship of atmo once by hacking? Or was that John's spartan team pre-cortana? It's been a hot minute

@destroyerofbussy 3 ай бұрын

@@magmat0585If you're talking about in First Strike that was just a fragment of Cortana which makes it even more impressive (she could barely handle it and had to make hundreds of copies of herself)

@bhop_2x 2 жыл бұрын

“The sexy lady in my head that calls me studmuffin” glad I caught the reference

@ethansdroid 2 жыл бұрын

Chief saying "goooo fuck yourself" to the weapon made me lose my shit. It was built up so perfectly. I really need more of this in my life.

@mogbog2 2 жыл бұрын

3:11 This also happened to me too. I'm trying to watch this emotional cutscene that shows more of Master Chief's human side and all I hear in the background is: *HUFFHUFFNRRGH*

@FalonGrey 2 жыл бұрын

Better than me, I drove a warthog there, and the entire emotional moment was spent looking at Chief and The Pilot inside a Warthog body, and The Weapon being blocked by the tire.

@cobrademon761 2 жыл бұрын

Wonder if it’s a Easter egg somehow

@LyaksandraB 2 жыл бұрын

Cortana doing a JackO pose, ironboard Cortana inside a cum jar... Our man Pongsifu more savage than insanity wolf itself.

@chrommel1 2 жыл бұрын

timestamp on the jack o pose?

@leotenenbaum6806 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrommel1 Thumbnail

@proxy90909 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrommel1 I did the research my man: 10:09 look at -cortanas- _the weapon_ screen

@LLDeuce 2 жыл бұрын

Where do I find the weapon doing the jack o pose ?🙃

@jonathangarcia5279 2 жыл бұрын

How did I not notice this!?

@SaberInferno 2 жыл бұрын

Bro 10:26 - Genuinely caught me off guard, I had to put down my taco and go frame by frame. Great work btw.

@deivymaybe7554 2 жыл бұрын

Whos her

@eyywannn8601 2 жыл бұрын

Broom broom

@isplat927 2 жыл бұрын

Artwork by Derisyan.

@SaberInferno 2 жыл бұрын

@@isplat927 You glorious human being.

@weelzneal4768 Жыл бұрын

Well this is a nice lil rabbit hole ... There is so much more cortana art than whenever i checked so many years ago

@giantzombiechild 2 жыл бұрын

The difference is that old Cortona was mommy and new Cortona is like a daughter so the real underlying theme of Halo infinite is actually "What if Masterchief was daddy???"

@ColinGrym 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly could not tell which parts of this playthrough were parody vs. as-written.

@cheezburgrproduction 2 жыл бұрын

It’s 100% accurate to scope

@obviouslykaleb7998 2 жыл бұрын

That Wheatley thing has to be parody, but I hope it isn’t.

@Kunk_Manjeroon 2 жыл бұрын

*obsessed with tali, a quirky and cute stuttering tech wizard* *cannot even remotely fathom the concept of tolerating a hand-held, pocket portable tali* Yes, of course.

@triarcness 2 жыл бұрын

10:26 I'm glad we still have hot wheel in the halo universe

@brianmayfield3474 2 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@arthuroldsocks 2 жыл бұрын

but who is the artist where is the full IMAGE

@jackofastora8962 2 жыл бұрын

Imma need the sauce chief

@SkyRecruit18 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackofastora8962 by Derisyan

@Jose_Doe 4 ай бұрын

Thanks@@SkyRecruit18

@slothman9731 2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the "pilot" to be an Insurgent giving them an introduction to the video game franchise and it became humans vs humans; full circle.

@fancybusinesspigeon3879 2 жыл бұрын

I mean…. I find it strange how this random CIVILIAN engineer knew how to pilot a fuckin Pelican… he could have lied to Chief and instead of being an insurgent is more of wanting to change sides after seeing well…. The fuckin banished DESTROY the infinity lmao

@slothman9731 2 жыл бұрын

@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 OMG. I just thought of the most satisfying and cheesy way to end the franchise! So remember that John at a very young age had promised a childhood friend he would marry her; we never hear from her (supposedly she might be dead or maybe not), but what if she became an Insurgent (don't forget the cheesy plot where she moves up the rank to become an important figure) and the UNSC fight against them again, except this time the Insurgents have modern technology now (which in the books it is stated they do). It's a stalemate, the UNSC and the Insurgents. The Chief fights with her in random encounters..... Okay long story short the Master Chief falls in love with her again (this time with a real human, I know!) making both to join to end the war of all wars against humans. Later you can add your 343 cheesy plot to fight a greater evil blah blah blah.

@fancybusinesspigeon3879 2 жыл бұрын

@@slothman9731 dude….. not ruin your fun but she’d be dead if not dead…. She’s OLD AF

@PBRatLord 2 жыл бұрын

@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 yeah, people also forget that Chief is like 50 by the time this game rolls around, so it'd be a bit weird if his old crush were still young lol

@username1660 2 жыл бұрын

@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 I mean, he was a civilian engineer doing work on the Infinity, he would've spent time around them, not to mention the six months he spent trapped in one immediately afterward. He also could've had piloting knowledge beforehand. All we know about the dude is what his last job was.

@peridoxx7426 2 жыл бұрын

11:45 had me laughing so damn hard. That was hilarious

@cobrademon761 2 жыл бұрын

Realistically chief would just rip it out of his hand

@banjobill8420 2 жыл бұрын

@@cobrademon761 along with his arm

@Eclipse-mk3hm 2 жыл бұрын

@@banjobill8420 along with his pengas

@arcadeinvader8086 2 жыл бұрын

once I unlocked the quickshot upgrade I think I had more fun than I did with any other halo gameplay; the grappling hook is such a sweet mechanic. If they made a multiplayer mode where everyone gets unlimited grappling hook I would probably never play anything else.

@shorewall 2 жыл бұрын

web slinging/grappling hook is one of the funnest game mechanics.

@CognizantCheddar 2 жыл бұрын

Well, you could play Doom Eternal, which has a better version of the same mechanic.

@AttacMage 2 жыл бұрын

@@CognizantCheddar you mean titanfall

@CognizantCheddar 2 жыл бұрын

@@AttacMage I mean both.

@PMauvais 2 жыл бұрын

Hook + sword jousting

@legionnaire_blaze7138 2 жыл бұрын

The bit at 8:40 was such a curve ball but it was so perfect at the same time.

@MattR8605 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so fkn hard. Caught me way off guard.

@KORmatrixmod Жыл бұрын

Lololololol~

@Smuggerino 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what Pongsifu's browser history looks like w/ these questionable Cortana artwork

@MadKlauss 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the ''flat ass Cortana'' version

@LyaksandraB 2 жыл бұрын

The pilot's lifeless eyes will haunt us all for eternity. After the stars die, after all matter is nothing but sub atomic particle soup, his death gaze will remain.

@DDDloki 2 жыл бұрын

i love how you cut out all the important story moments that would be considered spoilers

@a_legendary_dodo3774 2 жыл бұрын

And its even funnier how, without those spoilers, the weapon ends up being just a sassy blue lady, the pilot a crybaby and escharum a dude way too obsessed with masterchief. I can't believe they actually managed to (realistically) justify said personality traits and, even better, improve them as the campaign rraches its end.

@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын

Ohh good, I was ready to close the video when last play it

@naughtmeinam4603 2 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding? I had to skip all around this video to avoid seeing stuff I shouldn't. And even then I still saw stuff I shouldn't have. He literally even shows the ending of the game. This video was not spoiler-free and he didn't even bother indicating that.

@DDDloki 2 жыл бұрын

@@naughtmeinam4603 yeah, ending of the game in which you learn nothing of value. He skipped the most important parts of the story.

@maatdaburb1640 2 жыл бұрын

@@DDDloki Video's filled with spoilers, period.

@kravchan 2 жыл бұрын

"This is actially her" - I've got such a blast of necromemes from the past lol.

@DarthHakka 2 жыл бұрын

What would her expression be if chief asked her Take off your clothes

@bocaj8272 2 жыл бұрын

bro the facial animation team took notes from mass effect andromeda

@TheHuskyK9 2 жыл бұрын

3:13 One of the Marines sacrificed their cheeks so that the others can escape

@cobrademon761 2 жыл бұрын

That’s so cursed

@FoxLunar 2 жыл бұрын

excited for the series ending where chief just kills all the cortanas and aliens so he can get a nice vacation and drive his vehicles around in the snow.

@minimmats 2 жыл бұрын

I am glad I subscribed to you. You're one of the only gaming channels that genuinely makes me laugh anymore. Your comedy is impeccable and you're hardly ever mean spirited in your humor. Thank you.

@seanstrizak3654 2 жыл бұрын

11:42 He pulls out a pistol that can't hurt cortana or kill the the chief before he gets his head crushed. Lol

@CodeeXD 11 ай бұрын

Plot twist the pistol was for himself

@SlackerXYZ 2 жыл бұрын

11:42 Absolultley cracked me

@_9br 2 жыл бұрын

6:30 had me on the ground

@16maze 2 жыл бұрын

10:06 the editing for this scene alone is impeccable 😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t think know in knows how hard this is to do.

@reggemuffin2730 3 ай бұрын

Any idea what song it is?

@16maze 3 ай бұрын

@@reggemuffin2730 Donde estarás - Gia Sky

@MasonTheCourier 2 жыл бұрын

That clip of abby shapiro with halo posters seems like a clip that doesnt exist

@luissalcedo9209 2 жыл бұрын

I read this as “the new corona is built different”

@boristakerman 2 жыл бұрын

I read this as "the new cortana is built different", I had to check the title, then recheck your comment.

@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын

Did he change the tittle? Becthsts what I read

@BradCage 2 жыл бұрын

Man I am dumb! I had to read this comment far to many times

@KingRogue 2 жыл бұрын

@@BradCage bro same!

@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын

@@BradCage shhh CORONA I got it

@rayhomies89 2 жыл бұрын

That Cortana ASMR caught me off guard I lmaoed too hard than it should be and that BROOM BROOM, nice (ಠ ͜ʖಠ). Keep up the great work Pong! *(:

@Crybaton 2 жыл бұрын

Man I am so happy that Halo Infinite is not as terrible as Halo 5... I take exploring the ring with new Cortana and my buddy Echo 216 over suffering with fucking team Osiris everyday...

@Metocares 2 жыл бұрын

Chief these Khazar AI milkers got me questioning my loyalty to the UNSC

@eyywannn8601 2 жыл бұрын

Khazar as in the Turkic ones?

@AleksandrStrizhevskiy 2 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful New Year's gift!

@peasant5063 2 жыл бұрын

9:30 best part

@BrTriCosta 3 ай бұрын

1:34 that, is comedy gold for me. there is water ( and spit ) on my monitor now. thank you.

@SynisterJeff 2 жыл бұрын

These edits and references are great, you got yourself a new subscriber.

@TheMostWanted92 2 жыл бұрын

Great way to star the new year! Thanks, Pongsifu!

@arisurec 2 жыл бұрын

Playing video games with Pongsifu must be the most fun experience ever.

@user-gd3gm2ec4i 2 жыл бұрын

2:31 my favorite part, and this 5:06

@RAMZAVFX 2 жыл бұрын

"Noone gives a fuck man" literally every halo vet

@dianabarnett6886 2 жыл бұрын

I want the other Cortana back : (

@ChandoraBox 2 жыл бұрын

Same I think she's truly dead though.

@helloimjeff935 2 жыл бұрын

@@ChandoraBox doesn’t have to be. This is a crazy world, maybe she is still somewhere out there and can have future mother/daughter relationship with The Weapon?

@ChandoraBox 2 жыл бұрын

@@helloimjeff935 I'd love that

@txt5220 2 жыл бұрын

We are in the timeline where I can't tell if the Abigail Shapiro - Cortana/Weapon joke was made in jest or real. I thought it had to be fake, then I saw the halo posters in the background and took psychological damage.

@hdawglion718 2 жыл бұрын

I think it may be photoshoped… still funny lel

@Kyrkby 2 жыл бұрын

You can rest easy, it's photoshopped.

@banjobill8420 2 жыл бұрын

Still Jen Taylor which is why she sounds like Cortana

@Ultimatora 2 жыл бұрын

I had to miss this video until I played this game for myself and I actually bought into it a bit. I felt sad when he activated the deletion sequence and overall I was very happy at the end with how they resolved it. When you get all the cores first and most of the vehicles it's a cakewalk until you get to the final boss battle where my cheeks were thoroughly clappethed.

@seanpaul4574 2 жыл бұрын

7:24 Well you tried to Kill her. You can’t expect her to not take that as an issue.

@Wal-Hai 4 ай бұрын

Its an AI. Even modern day chatgpt doesnt get sassy and would understand if i insult it or tell it i will delete it. Acting sassy HAD to be programmed in, and its weird to give an important AI an quirky sassy option. I mean it has the ability to do bad things, its dangerous if its annoyed. Also, OG cortana was also ok with dying in Halo 2 without sass for example. "Dont wanna risk remote detonation, i must stay (on high charity)" So if tartarus wouldve fired the ring cortana wouldve blown the in amber clad up, resulting in the destruction of high charity and Halo 05 AND herself... Without sass, but for the mission.

@Samurix16 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been really sick for the past few days thanks for uploading this, it give me a good laugh.

@DKNT102 2 жыл бұрын

Wish they’d built a more accurate model of Ben Shapiro’s sister.

@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 2 жыл бұрын

That girl is stacked.

@mikecampos1193 2 жыл бұрын

Ben kind of said his sister has a nice rack down he's kind of right.

@DKNT102 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t argue with facts and logic

@dedicatedmuffler5542 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this is my favorite channel currently on youtube. Keep up the great work, Sifu! GrayStillPlays and yourself are truly the only two that can keep me laughing these days. Much love

@iunnor 2 жыл бұрын

I refused to believe echo 216 survived 3 days on the ring without chief based on how he was acting throughout the campaign. Lol

@brendonhowbert9330 4 ай бұрын

"Better Cortana, is that you??" shit had me dyin!

@Solyssey 2 жыл бұрын

That was my exact reaction to the ending of Infinite. Word for word. Didn't fukn say it.

@JeffjustJeff5117 4 ай бұрын

Bro it was the exact same confusion I had when she said that I thought I was dumb or something.

@HugeESmalls 2 жыл бұрын

4:30 I did that exact thing, almost movement for movement. I drove up between the pods and skidded to a stop before realizing that was a bridge, which I then tumbled down

@Jenkin_Jones 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the exact same thing with the grav lift marine also happened to you.

@Magabes_ 2 жыл бұрын

Pongsifu please never go away, your videos are too good.

@vacio9906 2 жыл бұрын

These videos are genuinely hilarious, thanks for the laughs.

@Mars-pt8zb Жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine the hell of editing these videos, good job as always!

@Emma_2Banks 2 жыл бұрын

10:27 for those who missed it.

@thanks3150 2 жыл бұрын

you are the hidden gem, i enjoy the crap out of your videos

@Meteorg007 2 жыл бұрын

Fairly certain that Master Chief swinging on robots to a door on the other side of a massive hole in the floor before the bridge even appears is entirely within his character.

@MsQueenOfDance 2 жыл бұрын

Her name is literally "Weapon".

@voyagerofdoom 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing start to 2022

@mastercheif259 2 жыл бұрын

We gotta get this man to 1M subscribers literally my favorite KZfaqr

@darianstarfrog Жыл бұрын

Was Cortana always so smug!? Jeez! And ya can't hit her either! Dammit!

@Lluvia1984 2 жыл бұрын

ty for blessing us with this pongchiefu.

@nobreclara 2 жыл бұрын

Pong, good to see a video to start 2022 just fine. :3

@paulmarchano7238 2 жыл бұрын

The jar fucking ruined me, 0:55. Your edits are always mint.

@essasin000jr 2 жыл бұрын

10:26 ah yes. the warthog run

@anipe1033 2 жыл бұрын

6:12 kara by quantic dream

@P1aymor 2 жыл бұрын

"Get back in my hand" killed me.

@lugiomay 2 жыл бұрын

Man, I gotta tell you, you're good at this stuff.

@Spider-Cop99 2 жыл бұрын

The Weapon kinda thicc...

@theholygamer969 2 жыл бұрын

0:53 I just spit my drink!

@HorizonIncarnate 2 жыл бұрын

Chief, we thought you were dead. *I got over it.*

@alexandersheridan6149 2 жыл бұрын

Played this game twice, this was funny to watch. Accidents are so relatable.

@nainosnoo1028 2 жыл бұрын

the new cortana just seems off

@sebastiansuazo2734 2 жыл бұрын

Because shes not cortana except for the appearance??

@sowiwiody3681 2 жыл бұрын

She's cuter

@sirdebt1628 2 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful as always.

@elpatomau8727 2 жыл бұрын

You're been busy, I see hahahaha best way to start the year: a Pongsifu 🥰

@godhaloknight6332 2 жыл бұрын

10:26 just marking this for myself ggs

@cheezburgrproduction 2 жыл бұрын

I needed this comedy gold. “Fuckin mood.”

@lincolndave4878 3 ай бұрын

Ravaging someone’s checks got me dead

@lawrencefitzgerald4744 2 жыл бұрын

3:08 & 3:26 How are you so funny?!?! I couldn't stop laughing once you brought the brute sounds to my attention. I haven't seen your videos in a while. It's good to know you haven't missed a beat.