New Custodes Shield-Captain VS a Normal Door

New Custodes Shield-Captain VS a Normal Door | a Warhammer 40k story

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5 ай бұрын

The Adeptus Custodes are WIDEly (heh) known for being the greatest warriors the Imperium has to offer. But, how will they fare against the humblest of all God's creations, a sturdy, relatively narrow door? Not well, as it turns out! Featuring a guest appearence by a Centurion, truly the coolest-looking of all Space Marine models who definitely won't get squatted any day now.
Featuring the voice talents of Anna and Carole as the mean Dark Eldar and the nice Sister of Battle respectively! (everybody say thank you to Anna and Carole)
The long-awaited sequel to Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby.
#warhammer40k #warhammer40kmemes #adeptuscustodes

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@EnclaveSoldier2201 5 ай бұрын

I'm starting to understand less why the great Captain General Kitten didn't approve of his men getting down and oily when doors like this exist.

@franyya1048 5 ай бұрын

True

@rybread3981 5 ай бұрын

Hey man, if YOU were the target of those Blood Games, would you want them to be lubed enough to fit their greasy bodies into your chambers?

@wispfire2545 5 ай бұрын

Good point.

@marqofthedwyne 5 ай бұрын

Who is the captain general kitten?

@karlwes6273 5 ай бұрын

@@marqofthedwynemy boy…. It’s time you learnt of one of the most beautiful stories ever told

@PanzerLord 5 ай бұрын

“Is Pepsi okay?” Even in the 41st millennium 😂

@arandomcomment7208 5 ай бұрын

in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the second best soda's

@logangrimnar3800 5 ай бұрын

I said this back when I was a coke dealer. I got stabbed a lot.

@TheArklyte 5 ай бұрын

Tbh I prefer Pepsi... but then again, I'm not in US ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Context: Pepsi and Coke both "outsource" actual mixing outside US to local subsidiaries. They only supply concentrated "juice" leaving the water % and technology up to the choice of local subsidiaries, who try to match local market preferences and health standards with it. So Coke and Pepsi are different in all countries.

@jamalisujang2712 5 ай бұрын

I will never forgive coca cola, it boot out pepsi from my country.... 😢 I like pepsi more! 😠

@Cesar_233 5 ай бұрын

Pepsi not only is okay, but is BETTER THAN COCA-COLA

@Franz0818 5 ай бұрын

“Seriously? This is my replacement while I was in a bloody battle on Mars??” - Captain General Kitten

@brothercoconut6599 5 ай бұрын

I believe...In his return..

@nonenonymous 5 ай бұрын

@@brothercoconut6599until g dunts allows fan animation,i shall wait for 5-10 years

@congtoannguyen1940 5 ай бұрын

Everyday I miss what we once had

@thedandyrobber1045 5 ай бұрын

Reality collapsed when Kitten died, and they switched to a vampire universe.

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2 ай бұрын

@@nonenonymous Esteemed Captain General Kitten after waking up from his 5-10 year long Coma to go on adventures with Magnus and the Big Cheese. (There's women and Widebois now, and he keeps talking about "Vampires" or something, which confuses everyone.)

@georgesears934 5 ай бұрын

Wow, the door's giving off some really strong (and silent) Gary Cooper energy.

@DreadAnon 5 ай бұрын

He was a door, Gary Cooper?

@willbleed550 5 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon shhhh, the inquisition may be listening!

@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 5 ай бұрын

Too late @@willbleed550

@MydasAU 5 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnonnooo, are listening to me??

@dawsonbryant56 5 ай бұрын

This door is stronger than chaos

@zekenotech 5 ай бұрын

Dark Eldar are the pepsi of the Eldar race. "Are there eldar to fight?" "Is Dark Eldar okay?"

@Freekymoho 5 ай бұрын

UUUUUGH. FINE.

@mikecampos1193 5 ай бұрын

RC cola is better.

@ThatDMan87 5 ай бұрын

@@mikecampos1193 Agreed. Also RC are the Exodites.

@Morec0 5 ай бұрын

Guess that makes Exodites the diet Pepsi.

@Edible_edibility 5 ай бұрын

No one wants to touch em

@DeusExAngelo 5 ай бұрын

"Are we not all silly-billies before the emperor?" Such wide--I mean wisdom.

@AC-er4ll 5 ай бұрын

"The Chinesium" LMAO

@PetroBeherha 3 күн бұрын

I’m stealing that.

@M1NDxBEND3R 5 ай бұрын

“Deadkiddius” was entirely uncalled for 😂😂😂

@stripeybag6977 5 ай бұрын

It was uncalled for 7 times?! xD

@SpookSkellington 5 ай бұрын

Man i remember my childhood on Deadkiddius VII, playing tag in the reactor rooms, swimming in the water that makes you feel tingly, hide and seek with the glowing green barrels...

@jasonalcatraz5817 5 ай бұрын

Did you ever try to hide IN the glowing green barrels? I did, and they NEVER FOUND ME! Shame I lost all my hair tho… and most of the skin on my left arm.

@america8706 5 ай бұрын

I myself enjoyed playing in the riptide currents of the Western Waste Sea. Oh, what fun it was to steuggle mightily against the entire force of a planets "water" as it tried its best to drag you miles and miles away from shore all the while getting those funny little glowing jellyfish to tickle my legs with their hugging tentacles and skillfully dodging moving forests of deadwood just under the surface of the water. Oh how I yearn for those exciting adventures again. Now I'm just stuck on this stinking planet Armageddi doing nothing all day but fighting Horch or whatever. BOOOORRIIIIIIIIIING🙄

@tonee2es223 5 ай бұрын

I remember how spicy my blood felt playing in the pond just below the manufactorum

@crusader2412 5 ай бұрын

My personal favorite thing to do was play with the large rats that lived in the overflowing sewers. Some of them were really nice and treated me as one of their own! The other ones bit me and gave me pus filled boils on 90% of my body.

@gavinbaker7421 5 ай бұрын

"Aren't we just all Silly Billys before the Emperor indeed?" Saint Sebastian Thor on refusing the seat of Ecclesiarch for the hundredth time.

@TheWarmachine375 5 ай бұрын

The Custodian can just bust through the walls like Magnus the Red did to the Imperial Webway project of the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

@wispfire2545 5 ай бұрын

That may be true, but that could also damage the stability of the building... and endanger the sick kids.

@legion6211 5 ай бұрын

Magnus the red shoved his big red throbbing cock into it

@JoshMC2000 5 ай бұрын

Thats why they wont. They remmber that incident

@BigDictator5335 5 ай бұрын

OH YEAH!

@badzilla1173 5 ай бұрын

"Is it the kind of cancer you can get better from?" Lmfao

@JZStudios2 5 ай бұрын

I actually like Centurions, this only makes more sense why they're not used as much.

@Freekymoho 5 ай бұрын

I always found the concept of power armor for your power armor silly, especially when terminators already exist

@WiggleJimmy 5 ай бұрын

@@Freekymoho It is INCREDIBILY silly.

@frednasty 5 ай бұрын

@@Freekymoho A silly Billy, if you will

@THEHOLYCHAINSWORD 5 ай бұрын

Centurions are based, and I always take at least 5 it's a crime they can't, "" Oh yeah" through walls thus is the problem of a wide silly billy

@s.k4713 4 ай бұрын

@@Freekymohotbf tho very few things in 40k aren’t silly

@lumburgapalooza 5 ай бұрын

It's so moving that those kids got to be so close to a real-life Custodes. Let's see "Make a Wish" do _that!_

@danieleorlando3297 5 ай бұрын

How to defeat astartes in melee as a baseline human: 1. Fight them in an old building with a wooden floor that can't sustain a SUV's worth of power armor 2. Whatch them "Spartaaah!" themselves.

@AberrantChibi 5 ай бұрын

This is a valid argument for the existance of the Extermidoorus Astartes chapter (Doorbuster / Doorkicker marines). *MORTUS PORTUS.*

@ryantgosling2430 5 ай бұрын

Ben

@inductivegrunt94 5 ай бұрын

Imagine Tyberos trying to get through that door. Only Scout Marines are likely enough to be able to fit through a normal human door. That was one heck of an endinh too. They just cannot best the mighty wooden door.

@26th_Primarch 5 ай бұрын

Tyberos would just intimidate the door to be wider.

@Morec0 5 ай бұрын

@@26th_PrimarchYou glorious sonuvabitch, I thought the same thing.

@crasterlongshanks4284 5 ай бұрын

Tyberos would simply be found ominously standing on whichever side of the door he intends to be on, although, this only works if somebody is there to witness his... ominousity. Without witnesses, he wouldn't be able to pass, because if a giant shark man is ominous in a forest, and nobody is there to not see him do things, is he really doing ominous things at all?

@unfortunateson1938 5 ай бұрын

Just send a chapter serf in?

@GrenzRell 5 ай бұрын

I just got an image in my head of the centurion doing the Moto-Moto walk in a battlefield.

@willbleed550 5 ай бұрын

Such thoughts are HERESY "clocks gun"

@dankdaze42069 5 ай бұрын

I don't think any of the space Marines would fit through a door let alone a custodes 😐...

@thomaswetzel6796 5 ай бұрын

Space marines are like 7-9 feet tall and they can duck crawl and crouch so probably yes

@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 5 ай бұрын

@@thomaswetzel6796 not in their armour they aren't 😂

@thecandyman7807 5 ай бұрын

@@dersuddeutschesumpf5444no, but they can fall over, adjust their angle like a couch or fridge, and then just get up.

@QuantemDeconstructor 5 ай бұрын

Custodians are able to be still like statues so you can just angle them in like a large piece of furniture

@dankdaze42069 5 ай бұрын

@@QuantemDeconstructor or they could just make a new door through the door

@ivanjesusson8582 5 ай бұрын

The adventures Shield-Captain Tunderos Widius, Custodian Normalus, and Centurion Ultimus Chunkeron displays the importance of persistence and friendship- and perhaps a diet. Chunkeron will inevitably go to THICC-REHAB to treat his chronic slowness alongside brothers Tue-mush Plateus (the space marine in uparmored mark 3 armor) and Slabin Truj (the space-vet in cataphractii terminator armor) , where he will learn to value self-control and and health after flattening an entire Eldar Refugee Relocation Facility because of his inability to enter the front door.

@bigtony4930 5 ай бұрын

Caseoh in the 42nd millennium be like

@TheWarmachine375 5 ай бұрын

The Golden Banana Boys of Big E should squat more frequently.

@PanzerLord 4 ай бұрын

Thank you, Santodes

@mrschizo2837 5 ай бұрын

But brothers, that last one was a building you CAN level. Then again, there's probably like a dozen more around they'd have to deal with too. Dark eldar always seem to make an absurd amount whenever I fight them in DOW.

@CocoHutzpah 5 ай бұрын

That reminds me of a time playing 40k 8th edition with my buddy on his parent's dining room table. It was Space Wolves versus Tau. My buddy's mom looked at his space marines and asked, "how do they fit through doors?"

@america8706 5 ай бұрын

As with all things of import, violently.

@fafdsfr 5 ай бұрын

The Glorious Emperor, in His infinite wisdom, set down a holy edict long ago that doors must be large enough for the primarchs and their legions to get through.

@thespiritofhoxhawell4413 5 ай бұрын

Foreshadowing...

@bbbbKeJodddd 5 ай бұрын

Shouldve called in Brother Childbombicus of the Marines Malevolent. Super easy to get into a children's hospital when it's a crater.

@sonofangron2969 5 ай бұрын

43 chickens and a barrel filled with cherry coke… So nice to see my snack habits represented 😊🙃

@Ranoveramotherin2007 5 ай бұрын

i notice a lack of JAAAHNNy grammamamer test

@Terminator45845 5 ай бұрын

"10,000 calories every step." Dear God, that's horrifying.

@paladinorc 5 ай бұрын

Approval for the ‘Blues Brothers’ pesudoReference!

@BrotherVoidBomber 5 ай бұрын

God i love this community, TTS LIVES

@Lancersilva 5 ай бұрын

2:45 Medium well?! That’s no son of the Emperor, that’s a greater daemon!

@njvikesfan0162 5 ай бұрын

Ah yes the fateful door, bane of Custodians and D&D parties everywhere

@congtoannguyen1940 5 ай бұрын

When the Centurions was mention, I thought it was gonna be Rogal Dorn

@OfficallyCustodian 5 ай бұрын

Bro if Caseoh was wearing Centurion armor he would be still be as fast as he is now ☠️☠️☠️

@colbygordon6936 5 ай бұрын

Caseoh would make the World Eaters literal.

@madonfire 5 ай бұрын

@@colbygordon6936I'm dead 💀 Nah nvm, I was eaten.

@OfficallyCustodian 5 ай бұрын

Not even your body could satisfy Caseoh@@madonfire

@OfficallyCustodian 5 ай бұрын

Caseoh is bigger than a fucking Imperial Titan

@drexplovecraft2227 3 ай бұрын

Caseoh is typhus’s m03 ancestor

@jimmmybacon9043 5 ай бұрын

I like how half the music in your videos is just runescape music

@DreadAnon 5 ай бұрын

Yeah it doesn’t get copyright strikes and because the composer turned out to be a diddler I don’t have to feel bad that he doesn’t get any money 😎😎😎

@bulletflight 5 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnonYou could also use Morrowind/Oblivion music. The composer diddled.

@jimmmybacon9043 5 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon Well then, the more you know

@monke.conjurer 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Anna! Thank you Carole!😊

@bluedog843 5 ай бұрын

“Is Pepsi okay” FUCKIN HELL MAN EVEN 40 THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS LATER AND I STILL CANNOT GET COME PRODUCTS??? FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR I JUST WANT SOME COCA COLA

@motivatedpotato6604 5 ай бұрын

It's literally the same drink, sold by the same company in the exact same bottles, the only difference is the colouring and labeling

@alexrexaros9837 5 ай бұрын

Space Marines vs Stairs

@LordCrate-du8zm 5 ай бұрын

This is what a Dutch person must feel like walking through doors in the US

@grimgrahamch.4157 5 ай бұрын

A door probably has more emotions than a custodes.

@thechrononaut1 2 ай бұрын

"You judge too harshly, noble Custodian. For all we all not Silly Billies before the Emperor?" You know who probably isn't concerned about being a silly Billy? Sister Girlicus.

@TheRemembrancer 5 ай бұрын

Deadkiddius VII….genius!

@DreadAnon 5 ай бұрын

NEW LOGO DETECTED!!! ‼️‼️

@SymbioteMullet 5 ай бұрын

The subtle Toejam and Earl music really works here

@WilliamMcSkilliam 5 ай бұрын

Widehammer 80K

@ThatChalk 5 ай бұрын

That’s one heavily armed nurse. Just as the Emperor intended

@satellitecannon4717 5 ай бұрын

Seeing the centurion as an obese lad makes me get a good chuckle.

@Snakedude4life 5 ай бұрын

W I D E B O Y S Rise up. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

@Historyfrek4ever 5 ай бұрын

So that’s why he got a melta, when he needs to expand the entrances.

@TheeActualKeyboardWarrior 5 ай бұрын

Yup, that childrens hospital seems pretty grimdark to me.

@cnut7383 5 ай бұрын

I always think about how a space marine could even stand on a 2nd story

@PattPlays 5 ай бұрын

THE KIND YOU GET BETTER FROM IM DYING

@ricardohumildebrabo 5 ай бұрын

You never fail to put a smile on my face.

@thepozoleispeople5139 5 ай бұрын

The dialogues are solid gold.

@machine3589 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Anna and Carole.

@Shoutatclouds 5 ай бұрын

Having the centurion as earl and a guardsman as Toejam is what I need.

@raddarat8471 5 ай бұрын

Bro who let the votann into the custodes locker

@fer23924 5 ай бұрын

I love this chonky dude

@ChemFrogEngels 5 ай бұрын

This one was one of the best yet. I almost died.

@orben-amos6172 5 ай бұрын

Deadkidius made me cry

@radabit2417 5 ай бұрын

Absolute banger as always

@crasterlongshanks4284 5 ай бұрын

Tyberos would never have this issue. He would simply be found standing ominously on whichever side of the door he wants to be on. Although that only works if someone is there to not see him walk through the door. After all, if a shark man does something out of sight, but nobody is there to not see him do anything, did he even do anything?

@america8706 5 ай бұрын

Did the esteemed Brother's try entering the eldar building by destroying it? I also like the idea that Deadkiddius is a death world that has tons and tons of fun new intricate ways to zero a juvenile, and all the survivors are suited to survive pretty much anywhere due to that. Got a Ice, Jungle, Ocean, Fire, Desert, Toxic planet? There's a Deathkid Regiment for that.

@MrMaharg79 5 ай бұрын

This is why I bought a ring cam

@pacificgrim4661 5 ай бұрын

Iron Warriors: Just twist or pull down the door kno- I mean... Iron Within Iron Without...

@robot5626 5 ай бұрын

A primarch would struggle to fit through a normal door vulcan would.

@justme42300 5 ай бұрын

Its weird seeing Wammudes wearing his armour.

@Freekymoho 5 ай бұрын

I assume all that oil was so he could squeeze into it

@elizabethmilward8301 2 ай бұрын

The first time I saw Age of Sigmar Teclis I wondered how he was going to get that ridiculous helmet through doorways, and how many people he'd brained with the horns by accident when turning around.

@Vennnaya 5 ай бұрын

Love how you gave the male drukhari the female voice actor, and the female drukhari the male voice actor.

@SigvaldScionofSuccubi 5 ай бұрын

Deadkiddius I spat my drink everywhere

@Jera_thuraiz 5 ай бұрын

"are we all not silly billies before the emporer?"

@vicnedel02 2 ай бұрын

The good ending: Centurion realises that he could level the Dark Eldar building and they all come back.

@Hawkens4k 5 ай бұрын

dont be fooled, he only lost, due to the fact that he never wanted to break the door.

@TLrtd 5 ай бұрын

They should've brought along the mute Imperial Fist Centurion that hangs around the Palace. I get a feeling it would have overcome the tenacious door...after it had been suitability fortified.

@RougeSanta 5 ай бұрын

What a very tame team of Dark Eldar...

@alexSN1994times2 5 ай бұрын

To be fair most Custodes or Marines seem like they'd have trouble with human sized doors. Wonder if this means all 40k doors are special sized, considering Ogryns are a thing too.

@dawsonbryant56 5 ай бұрын

Is Pepsi fine? AAUUGGHH!!! Fine. XD

@bigtony4930 4 ай бұрын

*THE* *CHINESIUM*

@Fummy007 5 ай бұрын

If only they realised they could fit sideways.

@Corcook 5 ай бұрын

The Shield-Captain knew to take Rogal Dorn's mightiest fortification seriously.

@austinburke450 5 ай бұрын

Dreadnoughts are like thrice their sizes but you don’t seem them raiding children’s hospitals

@blakeoarmboy 3 ай бұрын

To be fair they probably could walk thru the wall and the door at once

@xanmontes8715 5 ай бұрын

Very brave of the Custodes to allow a squat to become a Shield-Captain.

@Overdrive-19 5 ай бұрын

You should make a video about a space marine with 2 powerfists trying to pick up small items or use delicate machinery, buttons or handles 😂

@yuri2174 5 ай бұрын

I like the idea the centurion is like flash, he inside is extremely fir but becouse of his armor he has to eat a lot just so he doesnt die from walking to his barracks

@Eliconean 5 ай бұрын

"Chicken and coke" for the wider fella? I think I got that reference :D

@insertedgynamehere 4 ай бұрын

Were a struggling institution on a backwater planet. Two Custodes were on the planet. It's gonna be a thriving institution on a well known shrine world before the day is out

@marceloantunes998 5 ай бұрын

the least plausible part of this is a custodes calling an astartes brother

@ogorekcyfrowywdupiekota 5 ай бұрын

Rep + for adding the Scavenger sound effect from Gothic on 2:47

@pootisguy2440 4 ай бұрын

Yup That Caseoh Become Ultramar LOL

@much7395 5 ай бұрын

this is how our DM talks about our DnD group

@Trauson 5 ай бұрын

Come on calling the Centurion was cheating, everyone knows they are big E favouritez

@lorddevilfish5868 4 ай бұрын

Are we all not Silly Billies before the emperor?

@Epidemas 5 ай бұрын

Brother Caseoh "43 roast chickens, light snack"

@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 5 ай бұрын

This is exactly why space marines have chapter serfs

@hullabaloo9072 4 ай бұрын

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

@jorgedeanoperez2997 5 ай бұрын

I mean, this is a building they *can* level

@danielhardman234 5 ай бұрын

Dead kiddius VII, fucking brilliant

@keeratijirananutwinyu8339 5 ай бұрын

this remind me of swarmlord cant get in door in spacehulk deathwing

@hihe530 5 ай бұрын

I recognize Caseoh in there

@sannyassi73 5 ай бұрын

Do you have any food..... i don't know why that got me like it did but- LOL of course!

@jakobi-wan6500 5 ай бұрын

You know, first seeing the custodes model you question whether it’s for the custodes or just a new addition to the leagues of votann range…