THOUSAND SONS ARE LOSERS

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TraitorJim

2 ай бұрын

those space nerds man

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@TheeTraitorJim 2 ай бұрын

Less of a wait for the next episode I reckon! Also shout out to Rook for being out first channel member. Seen some people asking about a patreon and discord. Don’t really know how to handle all that yet tho. So channel membership is all I got for now! Trying to think of more tiers that are actually doable.

@brunomarciliopinto3039 2 ай бұрын

Is there any chance of any loyal Space Marines appearing in future animations?

@stevewellington4442 2 ай бұрын

Joining too for a bit, madman somehow made me love chaos space marines

@bobjones5674 2 ай бұрын

@@brunomarciliopinto3039 Nothing interesting about those mind wiped thin bloods.

@claylord4457 2 ай бұрын

I'm doing my part

@luigijacoposantamaria7367 2 ай бұрын

"he seems nice" "Yeah he's allright" Peak friendship

@Fyrijou 2 ай бұрын

Won‘t lie, wouldn’t mind seeing the Thousand Son again. His personality fits well in between these 2

@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver 2 ай бұрын

Apoyo al tipo que habla inglés

@Fyrijou 2 ай бұрын

@@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver ich spreche kein deutsch

@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver 2 ай бұрын

@@Fyrijou A lo siento. Cómo ví que estaba escrito en inglés asumí que hablabas inglés.

@Fyrijou 2 ай бұрын

@@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver bolan, ja te ne razumiem, očemu ti prićaš?

@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver 2 ай бұрын

@@Fyrijou debe haber un problema en el traductor o que es lo que no entiendes ?

@kaneslives 2 ай бұрын

A Iron Warrior and a Thousand Son being pals is fittingly wholesome since Perturabo and Magnus were friends.

@Runner-hd7ug 2 ай бұрын

Not just friends, bros both figuratively and literally

@hydromancer4916 2 ай бұрын

bro i have seen you in every comment section for years now why do we have the same interests?

@kaneslives 2 ай бұрын

@@hydromancer4916it’s magic. Not science… MAGIC.

@perapapic3683 Ай бұрын

@lukeBryen2Dorn could have stopped the Herasy. Konrad had been having visions of it for months and he came to Dorn and said he can tell him everything they need to stop it. Dorn attacked Konrad and locked him up cus he didn't believe Horus could be a traitor. If that was Perturabo he would have listened to Konrad and they would have gotten the Lion to jump Horus before he could start sucking demon dick

@shadowborn1456 Ай бұрын

Ahriman and Forrix were friends as well

@mumbo_fuze2484 2 ай бұрын

"Maybe you should try casting deodorant from time to time" Damn, that one caught me off guard

@louisnall3102 2 ай бұрын

That should’ve been saved for the plague marine.

@Lancersilva 2 ай бұрын

“No one rushes the goaturabo” put that on a shirt and I’ll buy it. It will be my finest gym wear.

@Fordo11789 2 ай бұрын

I fuck with that

@tomasmichaels642 Ай бұрын

I need me a Sweatshirt with that on it have the sleeves with the IW yellow and black pattern

@primarchcharlemagne3933 Ай бұрын

I second this notion

@frostbyte2384 Ай бұрын

Why in the Dead Gods did I read that as “wym gear” to be clear not pronounced like gear, but with the g sounding the same as in gym. Jear.

@henrywhitmore8344 Ай бұрын

@lukeBryen2rogal dolt is more like it 😂

@RvBnerd618 2 ай бұрын

Funny that the sorcerer calls his powers science. You know, since we no longer have the psychic phase in 10th edition.

@tdk5265 2 ай бұрын

Well...., Khayon, Abaddons right hand sorcerer also hates it to call sorcery "magic". Although he calls it "the arts" as many wizards do...

@InVinoVeratas 2 ай бұрын

There's no better endorsement for a Iron Warrior as an Iron Warrior affirming one's friendship by saying "Eh" in confirmation.

@joecrim8877 2 ай бұрын

I need a "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO" poster right now

@tomasmichaels642 Ай бұрын

@lukeBryen2 The Goaturabo is just a better Rogal Derp. sorry 😬

@tarkatantapir7287 2 ай бұрын

Little known fact about the Iron Warrior creed is that .. "The biggest Iron of them all, is the one holstered on your hip." - Perty Rambo

@linkdancer3890 2 ай бұрын

I haven’t the read any of the books and still new to the lore….but knowing Peterobu so far is that reference to how is home planet was organized cause I heard it was like how the Roman Empire operated.

@cadettklinge6039 2 ай бұрын

„Just a military rank“

@BikeRyder13 2 ай бұрын

"He's a magic nerd" made my snort my drink

@panzerjaguer4478 2 ай бұрын

"No one rushes the goaturabo" is one of the best quotes i have ever heard

@SpectreCiNW 2 ай бұрын

**Scientific spell**

@AurelionSass 2 ай бұрын

Hah, he left without paying.

@nathanalexander5598 Ай бұрын

Well the job wasnt done anyway So that somehow excuse it?

@NedFlanders612 6 күн бұрын

Tzeentch would be proud

@geldarh4635 2 ай бұрын

My brother in Emperor you are doing such a wonderful job my man.

@LordValdomerol 2 ай бұрын

Why can I imagine Peter Turbo himself actually uttering "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO" before rage quitting the Heresy lol

@centric3125 2 ай бұрын

Imagine the scenario this might have come up in. Specifically, a meeting of the Traitor Primarchs that has this BELLOWED by Perturabo halfway through before he kicks open a door (crushing anyone in the way) and stomps out full speed. In the room we see Horus completely dismayed, Fulgrim complaining about something trivial and totally unrelated (or Ferrus Manus), Angron is too busy wrestling an Exalted Bloodthirster to care- especially since the EBT is winning- , Mortarion is sitting in a corner muttering about psykers. Magnus is literally phoning it in the psyker way (Warp portal he's looking out of), Alpharius and Omegon are busy trying to figure out who is who and if they even are the REAL Alpahrius and Omegon, and Lorgar is busy leading a sermon over the Vox to anyone who listens.

@claylord4457 2 ай бұрын

Just like my rolls for that pink horror not to split. Thanks Tzeench.

@TheeTraitorJim Ай бұрын

Just as planned

@MagnusArchitectOfFate 2 ай бұрын

What a pleasure to see such a nerdy, ehem, master of warp arts. To be honest, chemistry between these three was awesome to watch!

@ryanadams0922 2 ай бұрын

AYYYY THOUSAND SONS REPRESENT!

@freedomgeek2097 2 ай бұрын

All is dust babyyyy

@dr.stronk9857 2 ай бұрын

We love casting spells

@Vincent_A. 2 ай бұрын

This voxcast is sponsored by the Changer of Ways!

@InVinoVeratas 2 ай бұрын

@@dr.stronk9857shadow wizard money gang 🤑

@maury11196 2 ай бұрын

Where the Prospero women at?

@chochopete 2 ай бұрын

"he's a magic nerd" that had me dying. Never noticed this but the outro is laugh is from dow, that's nice.

@anonymeroverlord 2 ай бұрын

This series is genuinely one of my favorite things on KZfaq right now. Keep up the great work! Also, as a certified Iron Warriors apologist, I'll definitely remember "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO"

@pietro4618 2 ай бұрын

NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO!!!!!!!

@Warpedlogical 2 ай бұрын

the pc is powered by pure malice of the iron warriors

@SeptimusSpeiser 2 ай бұрын

Nice hearing the Goblin sounds from Sacred after all this time.

@giacomoromano8842 2 ай бұрын

I am sorry Night Lords, but no amount of angst will unmurder Kurze. Also, at least Magnus loves his sons, better not say what Kurze thought of his sons by the end of things...

@naterro7795 Ай бұрын

who said night lords need their primarch?

@darknessml6145 Ай бұрын

@@naterro7795 A decent amount of them actually

@naterro7795 Ай бұрын

@@darknessml6145 nah the only one they would need is Sevatar

@disturbedrenegade9815 Ай бұрын

@@darknessml6145 only because they betray each other almost as much as Tzeentch betrays everyone he's ever come into contact with

@friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel 2 ай бұрын

0:46 Nightlord should have said "you should watch your face as I flay it"

@theophiledumont3291 2 ай бұрын

YEEEAH THOUSAND SONS !!! HAPPY DUST NOISES

@jamesdeek7039 Ай бұрын

You know what i like....out of the two legions to make your mains on the channel, you pick the absolute best two.

@Tears_of_Isha 2 ай бұрын

nobody: the two blue horrors now running around the ship:

@alexscholz3438 2 ай бұрын

This feels like the next TTS (compliment) and I absolutely adore every new "episode" that comes out, keep up the great work Goaturabo! Also dusty boiz represent 🔥

@nuetella9764 2 ай бұрын

Love how chill and understanding the 1k son is, I hope he sometimes comes back crashing onto the the duo and be an angsty nerd towards the black legion

@DarkApostleNoek 2 ай бұрын

Will it be worth it to donate to Valrak to have him say Goaturabo on a live stream?

@TheeTraitorJim 2 ай бұрын

The only answer is yes

@bobjones5674 2 ай бұрын

2:34 Skin cloak made of dust. Some tweezers and a little bit of glue...

@heterosexual_twunk 2 ай бұрын

the AI is getting really good with the stutters and inflictions

@lhcedwin 2 ай бұрын

I loved whenever they go "Oh don't think I forget about you-". You'll just know there is something good cooking.😂

@BigPapaE 2 ай бұрын

THE BOYS ARE BACK BABY!!!

@denfurret7217 2 ай бұрын

They looks like a really good friends in the end. Basically: IW: Fk you. NL: Fk you. TS: Fk you I'm out. *leaves* IW: What a nice guy. NL: Yeah he is.

@Random-World-Eater 2 ай бұрын

WHEN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?!?!

@MegaBichiX 2 ай бұрын

wait, did he teleport back to the ship that needs repairs? is he just hanging there on the backseat like a car being towed by the Iron Warrior ship?

@Historyfrek4ever 2 ай бұрын

I am sorry Iron Warrior, you don't get to pass judgement on "science" when you shove deamons into everything. Case and point, now you got horrors infesting your ship. (Iron Warriors do deserve a kill team. On a serious note: Great as always and how chaos marines show friendship is hilarious and lore accurate.)

@triples2745 2 ай бұрын

Correction, the Iron Warriors did not betrayed the Imperium because they never got a reward or recognition from them, they betrayed over guilt they destroyed their own homeworld and thought they went too far that the Emperor was going to kill them, so they joined Horus to ensure the Legion's survival.

@brandonlyon730 2 ай бұрын

They were still pretty salty in not getting any recognition for there work and being passed off in favor of the Fists and Dorn.

@triples2745 2 ай бұрын

@@brandonlyon730 Well, Pertuabo had a good reason, because he knows how machines and people work, so seeing his father favoring a weaker primarch who isn't much of a challenge to him can defiantly be infuriating, but even then he was still loyal until he crossed that bridge in Olympia and burned it behind him.

@Ak-6969 Ай бұрын

"Loyalty is its own reward"

@crowejagerson3628 Ай бұрын

To be fair this kinda is how traitor legions get along in the books.

@ProduccionesPaquito Ай бұрын

Never thought I’d hear Sacred goblin noises for pink horrors, and yet here we are. Blessed be the changer of ways!

@TwojaStaraIFrytki 2 ай бұрын

the PETTINESS of Iron Baby, oh my emperor...

@memesofwarhemmer7076 2 ай бұрын

2:10 The true G.O.A.T are the tzzangor fools it’s all tzzangor now boys 🐐

@theholyemu3716 Ай бұрын

Tzaangor best unit in every Warhammer game need more

@Riku006 Ай бұрын

2:19 “NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO!” As an Iron Warriors player, I’m going to be saying on loop from now on.

@ahpuro 2 ай бұрын

I was like "why is iron warrior so chill today" and one minute later oh boy was I wrong Thanks for the memes, I, a mortal flesh noob, have been learning about the 40K lore thanks to you.

@Availant 2 ай бұрын

holy shit please put :"No One Rushes the Goaturabo." on a hoodie somewhere with that one pic of daemon prince peter turbo flexing infront

@Kishin-lv8dt Ай бұрын

While the thousand sons are losers this guy is the coolest of this series

@Skyler_8322 2 ай бұрын

Hell yeah new upload.

@WordEaters-gr9hv 2 ай бұрын

Text to speech tier humor

@SoulRuninFree 24 күн бұрын

I love the happy voice in which he say he’s Not a nerd he’s a MAGIC NERD. All I can think of is that sponge 🧽 bob meme.

@eightball6219 Ай бұрын

You know they all friends when they can insult each other to their core and still walk away like "good seeing him again"

@nathanalexander5598 Ай бұрын

Okay this somehow made the series 100 times better than it already was Plus they work so well with each other

@TheMC1102 Ай бұрын

I love the way that little daemon whimpered when the Iron Warrior shot it.

@ragnarokivae6136 2 ай бұрын

Damn I love this videos. And the voices for them are so fitting

@scottm8292 2 ай бұрын

Nice, another long one.

@tyrantofcans465 2 ай бұрын

We need more Thousand Son. He is nice. Perhaps he comes back to pay Iron Warrior?

@mask9306 2 ай бұрын

It's good to see Ian and Nigel again.

@Sleepynotlazy 2 ай бұрын

Genuinely better character development than GW's stuff

@Dustbinlid1 2 ай бұрын

When he summoned a horror and I heard the sound, I was expecting Snookie from southpark looking for some smush smush.

@Chaosherold 2 ай бұрын

I want to especially appreciate the DoW laugh at the end.

@donkface8509 Ай бұрын

I just realised this is actually a realistic conversation of what different CSM legions are like to each other: Hatred/ Disgust or indifference to each other but can get along well hatred/Disgust and indifference towards other things

@yraglacus3259 Ай бұрын

As someone whose favorites are both Thousand Sons and Nightlords. The only inaccuracy here was how tame that Nightlords insults were.

@ChaplainBald 24 күн бұрын

Night lord creating a diversion so Thousand Son don't have to pay for Iron warior for his service.

@AiZy2173 Ай бұрын

Iron warrior just mutually hating both his chaos allies is literally me in any multiplayer game.

@atompunk456 Ай бұрын

i like how these guys are friends that hate each other but still like each other nonetheless

@Ottersanity 2 ай бұрын

The Goaturabo merch is a must now

@tomharcar8064 2 ай бұрын

I just discovered your stuff and love your parodies. I noticed the only big 4 legion you haven't featured yet are the Death Guard. I could imagine the IW and the NL's reaction to him. Deathguard: Greetings! I bring tidings from the Plague... IW: OH HELL, THE SMELL!!!! NL: I think I just threw up in my helmet...

@TheeTraitorJim Ай бұрын

They’re coming. Gonna give some of the old ones another go as well. Word bearers technically never got a full video.

@tomharcar8064 Ай бұрын

@@TheeTraitorJim oh cool. That’ll be awesome to see. Btw, my favorite undivided characters are Vashtorr and Fabius bile. Are you planning to have them appear at some point?

@BloodRavenSkull 24 күн бұрын

Ngl the Sacred goblin noises caught me by surprise. GOAT'ed channel just for that.

@KalusBane Ай бұрын

Video length is 3:33. 3 + 3 + 3 = 9. All things fall within the Changer of Ways’ great design.

@circleofcerridwen 2 ай бұрын

This Thousand Sons fits in well for the series. Hopefully, we see more of him!

@goblingamez9921 2 ай бұрын

Need Iron Warrior to meet another Iron Warrior.

@DylanPelzer-lq7oy 2 ай бұрын

That head joke was uncalled for...but absolutely hilarious. I feel he should also have made some jokes about the Night Lords basically being petty criminals equipped with geneseed and power armour who got wrecked by the 40K equivalent of stupidly paranoid medieval-knight larpers.

@SoulGizmo 2 ай бұрын

Love how we're starting to get action in these

@toxicwarpig Ай бұрын

This is gold. I need more. Ima binge this shid

@lykos2738 2 ай бұрын

I would've thought that the Word Bearers were the bottom rung of the CSM ladder.

@fumarc4501 2 ай бұрын

How many successful invasions of real space has the Iron Warriors or Night Lords lead in the 42nd millennium?

@0ff868 2 ай бұрын

oooh, thousand sons sorcerer summoned goblin from sacred, what a cool guy

@voodooozo3755 Ай бұрын

"At least my primarch still has both eyes" "At least I still have a primarch" Ah the burns, warpfire burns..

@dennisgothier7562 2 ай бұрын

Another banger. Love when these come out

@barondiamondo6676 2 ай бұрын

It's a goblin sounds from Sacred 1? Also, roomba in NL colors must be sick!

@project4061 Ай бұрын

I wonder if they will call Thousand Sons back to deal with the 8 fireballs that sprung up from the pink horror?

@user-dr2rp7ny4v 2 ай бұрын

at last, ZE BOYS ARE BACK with the purest gold

@thewarpthing4130 2 ай бұрын

Love seeing these. More episodes please 🙏

@thecommentguy9380 2 ай бұрын

Do not rush the GOATurabo, sorcerer. He got a minecraft project to perfect

@bioder2579 2 ай бұрын

I want to see the Iron Warrior go apeshit when he sees an Emperors Children Legionary, like be even more bitter than normal

@katona497 Ай бұрын

"Yeah, all the best scientists shout Fireball when lighting their bunson burner". Based

@driedspace3687 Ай бұрын

Forget custodes,THESE videos need to be canon !

@heartlessnobody1143 2 ай бұрын

ah yes. the space magic egypt themes super soldier made of lint. he fits right in

@Ballagorn_Ironblood 2 ай бұрын

I see a new Crusade is brewing, those three looks like really good company

@Solomon_Gundhyr Ай бұрын

I... liked a lot the Thousand Sons guy. He's pretty chill...For a Chaos Marine, that is.

@RogueVindicare 2 ай бұрын

Desperately need a novel about a new Thousand Sons Sorcerer. Ahriman's great but I'd love to see a story from the perspective of just a regular one trying to achieve his own ambitions.

@saevinrexas6575 2 ай бұрын

Sacred goblin sound❤

@DeathMessenger1988 22 күн бұрын

Funny thing is, I did a Warhammer quiz one month ago to figure out which Chaos Legion I'd fit best by percentage. Iron Warrior and Thousand Sons were the highest percentage, with Night Lord and Alpha Legion right behind them. This is basically my brain's inner workings at play here. I might have issues.