Big Mom: Mamma ma ma, my crew is filled with every kind! Luffy: *Pathetic*

Sharley predicts a terrible future* Robins dark humor kicks in*

Luffy: “I’m gonna be king of the Pirates!” Coby: “I’m gonna be the best at everything!” Zoro: “I’m gonna be the greatest swordsman in the world!” Gaimon: “I’m gonna GET OUT OF THIS GODDAMN TREASURE CHEST!” Chao Chao: “Woof!” (To reunite with my master!) Boodle: “I’m gonna have one last grand adventure with these fools before I kick the bucket!” Usopp: “I’m gonna become a great warrior of the sea!” Sanji: “I’m gonna find the All Blue!” Nami: “I’m gonna make a map of the entire world!” Ippan Matsu: “I’m gonna find a Saijo O-Wazamono Grade Sword, and then sell it for 10 BILLION BERRIES!” Crocus: “I’m gonna reunite with any surviving members of Roger’s crew!” Laboon: “*whale noises*” (I’m gonna smash through the red line!) Vivi: “I’m gonna become the best princess who listens to her people!” Karoo: “QUACK!” (I’m gonna become the fastest animal in the world!) Dory and Broggy: “We wanna reform the Giant Pirates!” Chopper: “I’m gonna make an all curing medicine!” Robin: “I’m gonna find and translate all of the Poneglyffs!” Pell: “I’m gonna do my best to protect Vivi!” Mont Blanc Cricket: “I’m gonna solve and prove every single myth!” Wyper: “I’m gonna fight for my Shandorian brothers and sisters!” Tonjit: “I’m gonna explore the world while I still can!” Shelly: “*NEIGH*!” (I’m gonna follow my master!) Paulie and Franky: “We’re gonna make this ship go to the ends of the world!” Oymo and Kashi: “We’re gonna help our captains reform the Giant Pirates!” Brook: “I’m gonna go to the other half of the world!” Camie: “I’m gonna represent the mermaids as best as I can!” Papagu: “I’m gonna make the Criminal brand the Number 1 best selling brand ever!” Margaret: “I’m gonna become the most powerful Amazonian ever!” Boa Hancock: “I’m gonna marry Luffy~!” Bon Clay: “I’m gonna be the greatest Queer ever!” Inazuma: “I’m gonna help reform the world with the help of the Revolutionaries!” Heracles’n: “I’m gonna become the greatest Botanist ever’n!” Shyarly: “I’m gonna help forge a better future!” Smoker: “I’m gonna help change these damn marines!” Tashigi: “I’m gonna become the greatest swordswoman ever!” Kyros: “I’m gonna reclaim my title as the best gladiator!” Carrot: “I’m gonna help avenge my friends!” Jinbe: “I’m gonna help the Straw Hats, as well as end fishman slavery!” Yamato: “I’m gonna become a better emporer than my father!”

Boodles dream: Blowing up Buggys ship. Then yell at him: "How does it feel when someone does that to your stuff big nose!!!"

Imagine Sanji's plate during whole cake island where he makes the crews favorite foods

Imagine all the Fake Straw Hats posing as the entire crew at Sabaondy.... 🤔😩

Luffy’s new crew is what Big Mom dreams of

When katakuri is in charge the first thing he’s gonna do Is change the name to the BIG DADDY PIRATES

"Maybe Boa might be the first mate in this regard" I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Zoro fanboys suddenly cried out in terror.

Boodle’s dream is to be the mayor of Laugh Tale

"Call of the sea" is an ultimate excuse to abandon everything you love just to be prominent in the story

Let's be honest, Luffy would have been a Yonko a long time ago if he had this crew. Ace probably wouldn't have died in this case too

I’m surprised Tekking didn’t have Rebecca join too, since Koby is on the crew just so he can canonize Kobecca.

If Somker and Tashigi are considered a package then I think that Kyros and Rebecca should also be considered a package.

My brain reaction to Tekking saying that we have been in the New World for over a decade: "Oda is currently 46 years old, I'm younger, I'll outlast him and witness the end"

The Gum-gum rap is just a One Piece cover of Poke' rap in the parallel universe that homes this line up.

With this crew, they'd get the One Piece in less than a year. Boodle, Gaimon, and Laboon would form the *True* Monster Trio.

At some point in the story, Arlong is going to show up again. Arlong: *finds the straw hats for revenge.* Arlong in the main story: *too weak to be a threat, Jinbei or no.* Arlong in this version: *sees Jinbei AND his sister are members of the crew, along with Warlord of the Sea Boa Hancock* Arlong after that revelation: Arlong.exe has stopped working.

Ipponmatsu true dream: “I’m going to witness great battles featuring the best blades in the world!”

I think Koby's dream would be to discover the secrets of the World Gov't and reveal them to the public, since he now believes the marines are a corrupt organization. Then, once the story was over & the crew disbands, he would become one of the leaders of a new Marine organization (similar to how the current story seems to be heading).

Gotta wonder how big Luffy's bounty would be with this kind of crew, let alone the collective crew bounty.

Basically Boa‘s Job on the Crew: Luffy‘s Maid

Ipponmatsu is Zoro's wingman. It would be hilarious seeing him "assist" in boosting the Zoro-Tashigi relationship. Of course, Oda wouldn't force it, but for comedic effect I definitely wouldn't put it past him to do this.

Kyros: "I'm happy to see you again rebecca after all these years of being a toy soldier, but the sea pf adventure calls to me. Cya" *waves goodbye while smiling*

and, imagine the strawhat pirates learning rokushiki from smoker and tashigi, emphasis on the giants learning that plus observation and armament haki. oh, the white dog might end up being hatori's antagonist protecting the world from total destruction.

Sharley joins the crew to see how luffy causes the downfall of fishman island and to try to avoid it from happening

Oimo and Kashi were also part of Dorry and Broggys old crew and were only working for the World Government because they thought the two had been captured and they were working off their debt so they could be released. So seeing their old captains with the Straw Hats would have them join up in a heart beat.

Shanks: "Luffy I haven't seen you since you were a kid is this your pirate cre... WTF?"

I think the word you're looking for with Boodle and Vivi is "Quartermaster". You know how Nami has to direct the crew constantly bark orders to make sure the Grand Line weather doesn't eat them alive? That's not the navigator's job. The quartermaster is the one that shouts and coordinates the crew.

This entire video was an excuse so that you could have Carrot in a thumbnail, wasn't it?

Johnny and Yosaku weren't gonna join the crew. They were too strong.

imagine if anyone who laid foot on the Merry or Sunny at some point automatically joins the Straw Hats, so like Katakuri, Perospero, Pedro, Carrot, Yonji and Reiju join in Whole Cake Island, that'd be hilarious, imagine the arc going 180 because Katakuri and Perospero change sides for no reason, they could iterally go back and take down the rest of Big Mom's crew

I had never thought of the 'new Yonko alliance' before, that would be super interesting. Maybe we could even see Weevil and Makino's baby eventually join those ranks

Shirley's dream is easy. To see her "future sight" being fulfilled. As in, to see what Luffy is going to do with Fishmen Island

I can imagine they get to Wano and Orochi is terrified of Bon Clay’s devil fruit ability

Shyarly traveling to keep an eye on Luffy and prevent him from destroying Fishman Island like she prophesied. Real issue is Shyarly and Nami being on the same crew since she’s Arlong’s kid sister

Very curious of the interaction between Shyarly and Nami, considering that Shyarly is Arlong’s little sister. But overall this is insane amount of characters you placed on the Straw Hats! And I respect your decisions Tekking!!

Just imagining what kind of upgrade or training each new crew member got after 2 years is material for a loooooong series LUL

I like how he casually slipped in”He’s Zoro, he’s like a samurai.”

Big twist: Dr. Vegapunk is Chow Chow's master

Ennis Lobby should have been the unofficial MVPs Chimney and Gombe. They saved Luffy from drowning and found out where they were taking Robin

If Tekking made a series talking about the crew dynamics for this, it could be like 7 hours long.

This makes me wonder, how might the story look if instead of crewmates, whenever Luffy gets a new form, he clones himself and that Form of him joins? As far as I can count it would probably be around 14 members of the crew and Bartolomeos biggest dream. Kid Luffy Grown Up Luffy Big fat Glutton Luffy Golden Ball Arm Luffy Afro Luffy Gomu Gomu Ballon Luffy Watterfilled Luffy Nightmare Luffy Wax Armor Luffy Super serious always Gear second Luffy Big Armed Gear Third Luffy Boundman Luffy Tankman Luffy Snakeman Luffy

Gaimon wants to open the biggest zoo ever and grabs every animal he gets

Tekking still claiming not be a furry telling us all that Carrot will be joining the crew less than two minutes into the video.

I can just imagine Boodles maniacal laughter as he beats Imu to death with his kitchenette armgaurds and devours his ❤. "NOW I'M MAYOR OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!" Gaining the Mythical Fishman fruit Model Sea Devil and accesses all devil fruit abilities or some shit.

Let me paint you a picture. At the Florian Triangle, the crew is separated and half needs to break into Thriller Bark, including Laboon. When Laboon gets in and meets Brook, he's elated. Then he's angry hearing what they did to his friend. So he jumps up, bites Oars, and drags him into the sea.

holy shit matt i love that idea of luffy becoming pirate king and making peace with the yonkos children as they take over the lead of each respective pirate crews

imagine this crew during the one scene where they stand across from the courthouse(?) at enies lobby when luffy tells sogeking to shoot down the marine flag

Boodle being a voice of the common people would work as a quarter master, who's job it is to voice the issues of the crew. With the captain

Personally for Dressrosa I would have gone with Bellamy, as Kiros's whole thing was he would never leave his daughter's side And not take the shark girl but Jine at fishman island just to have Puding join later but she still erased Sanji's memory so it would be funny that Sanji still flirts with every other girl and she gets jealous

So, I just though about this, but more than just Dreams, this new crew needs some Wanted posters! What would their titles be? Would we have “Gaimon, the Mimic” or “Laboon, the Moving Island”? If someone has good ideias for this, please post them!

Tekking101 : one straw hat per arc Smoker : tell him that i said "go to hell" 🤣🤣🤣

Kiros would be a father figure to the crew having a bond with Vivi in an instant

You should do a crew where it’s DBZ style. So when they defeat a villain they become a member of the crew. They’d be OP

I feel sorry for sanji all the food he gonna have to make

Ipponmatsu becomes a blacksmith during the time skip

"So this is just the first half of the story, alright?" Yes, Tekking, it's also the first half of the video

Tekking should do a list of characters from other anime that would make great Strawhats. One character per franchise.

8:58: One day someone will be searching One Piece pictures and he'll find this, with no context.

Crew:Someone touched luffy Boa:omeoam no shindejrru

I kinda forgot to mention this in part one, but in long ring island the straw hats had a Davi Back Fight. So they could have taken people who weren’t Foxy. (It’s not like I wanted Porcha to join for anything)

Boa's job on the crew: Luffy's self-proclaimed queen

Fan-fiction be like: Big Mom Vs Kaido Me be like: Chopper Vs Usopp

I want to see art of the whole crew standing on the tower at enies lobby where sogeking burns down the WG flag

With how many people are on this crew, I can just imagine the Straw Hats steamrolling everyone

Wow, this came out way faster than I expected

Tonjin-Zorro-Lost-shenanigans while the horse try to rescue them

Imagine the 4kids rap with all these characters.

What if we got Johnny and Yosaku. I know Nami Joined during ARLONG park. But Johnny and Yosaku wouldve been great additions imo. And Bon chan from Marine Ford vs Alabasta

Imagine just the entire grand fleet joining the main crew 😳

I hope someone makes post time skip designs for all these straw hats

I stand by my comment: Gin from don krieg's crew should have been a nakama. And I'm not even talking about tekking's listing: I mean in the actual story.

Imagine how op this Crew would be

You should write a fan-fic revisiting the story, but with the addition of all these new characters and how they would affect each arc.

BEST VIDEO ON UR CHANNEL! (I've been watching your channel regularly since about a year now, and I have watched a ton of the older videos as well)

You know what I love the "Planet terror" style Kyros idea, Oda should make it happen

I’m genuinely surprised that Reiju didn’t join the crew at Whole Cake in this Universe.

With this cast Strawhats are already the strongest crew. Wano would be so short.

We don't get Senor Pink and Pudding ... I'm so sad :(

"the fishmen pirates will be fine" *Minutes later Big Mom arrives on the battlefield* The fishmen pirates: :|

If Luffy actual got a crew this size he would have an actual pirate crew size. One piece would probably be more chaotic but if Oda was as good at writing like the Arthor of durarara or fate strange fake then this size of a cast could work.

man you always make me smile, never stop making videos!

Tekking: Dressrosa Kyros joins. Bellamy: am I a joke to you?

I just love how Tekking puts his own spin on the characters and their voices anytime he uploads One Piece content 🔥

My thought was that Kyros is like I have to repent for my sins so I'll travel the world.

I seem to have just soiled myself

I'm so happy that you chose Heracles'n instead of Perona.

I absolutely love it when Tekking does these type of videos and then goes off the fucking chain by hyping himself up on his own fanfics

Now you gotta powerscale your new Strawhat crew.

Love you dude .... I cannot sleep at night without your content to listen to

love ur vids

Zoro and Ippon Matsu is gonna be like Ainz and Demiurge from Overlord

40:36 @ this point tekking just described the character known as the scotsman from samurai Jack. I approve.

Love your videos you should make a video on your favorite laughs in one piece, I would love your laugh impressions

Hey, @Tekking101, AMAZING job with these two videos. As always. But could you come up with the kind of places that those "new strawhats" would be sent to by Kuma, and the power ups they'd get? I bet you could, but... there's really no point in going that far... hehehehehe

I can’t wait for the fanart of the real straw hat pirates.

Say...do you think Viola can read Poneglyphs with her power? She has this amazing eye that can even read minds, so...

love the vids man keep it up

when they meet law he could take gaimon out the chest. i also wonder what their bounties would be.