Pat - "I thought what you meant was that people edit out their favourite porn as religious content to pass as acceptable." _Literally_ the entire Renaissance period in a nutshell.

Woolie makes religion way more hype than it should be

Woolie is my favorite part of best friends. He's always got hype shit on his mind.

In an alternate time-line, Woolie went further into Religion while still remaining mostly the same, becoming a priest and having the hypest sermons every Sunday morning. - Awsm Chimera

“Did the time cube create the eyedropper tool” is quite possibly the most nonsensical sentence i have ever heard spoken out loud and i LOVE YOU

The eyedrop tool is probably one of the greatest tools for digital artists, but at the same time, yeah it's absolutely brought about so much annoyance. I'm a graphic designer / illustrator and I am constantly using the eyedrop tool to make sure assets are all consistent with the materials provided by a client. Cause otherwise, you'd have to open up the color wheel and input the RGB or CMYK color code or the even the hex code for the specific color (and that's if they provide you with color codes and not just color sample jpgs.) And if you're working fast, that does take longer than just holding down [alt] and clicking the color. That said, it can be so annoying to make any type of fanart and use your own colors. Cause even if you based it off of the official model sheet and then apply your own saturation and brightness based off of the lighting, people will IMMEDIATELY jump at you and say something like "It's not that hard to just use the eyedrop tool dumbass, watch me do it in 2 seconds right now!" There's sticking to official colors so that the art is recognizable, and then there's complete ignorance of things like lighting or stylistic coloring. The eyedrop tool is meant to be a convenience, but by god it's used more as a tool to try and callout artists and make them feel like their work is wrong. And yes, if an artist is wrong, constructive criticism is much more helpful than creating callout posts, campaigns to end their careers, or death threats. On the subject of the whole "I can't relate if it's not my skin color", like that's such a touchy subjects in even art departments. When I was in a digital art class, people were constantly calling each other out on how their pieces didn't have enough diversity or that they couldn't relate because it didn't include "_______" race. And my all time favorite argument was when a student, who was caucasian / white, did a Sailor Moon piece and changed all of the Sailor Scouts into different races, with their stereotypical cultural garments. Their presentation was them talking for like 10 minutes about how whitewashed Sailor Moon is and that the show never had any "real women of color", so they took it upon themselves to change that so the show would be more relatable to different races. When someone asked "But isn't Sailor Moon already a woman of color?" and the student replied "I dunno, how am I supposed to know what race she is?" To which they were told "If you google Sailor Moon, you'll immediately learn it's a Japanese show and the characters are Japanese." With the student's response being "Oh well, how was I supposed to know? They could have been Korean or Chinese or I dunno, don't blame me!" I'm sure at the core, there's good intentions from some people. But for others, it seems to more about trying to prove their right and justify their ego, then providing helpful and constructive criticism to artists. Alright thank you, art rant over. Gotta get back to designing a Christian Punisher who wears a vest made from the cross Jesus was crucified on and shoots bibles at sinners.

there was a pirate porno that the creators were so proud of writing and acting-wise that they released a non-porn version.

travis touchdown is the guardian of the gates of paradise with his beam katana

I still think the Ars Goetia is the most interesting interpretation of demons. As manifastations of sin and greed, so long as both you and it have the same agenda, and you abide by the summoning rules, everything will be just fine. Because of course they are gonna follow the path of least resistance, and betrayal for no logical reason and serving no purpose doesn't even come into the equation.

A lot of the time, the same people who bother to edit skin color are also the ones who take it upon themselves to decensor all your favorite hentai. True moral dilemma.

New Woolie vs. God when?

Finally Woolie’s Black rage comes out. Raging Demon

From sick Bible Fanart to the Time Cube and color preferences, sure seems like the Friendcast to me. On a more serious note, I'm really struggling to remember the last game that had a black guy as a main character and, that wasn't a crime game

In Genesis when man is removed from the garden it says "He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life". Try drawing THAT flaming sword!

Woolie knows how to convert people into Christianity

Can't wait to see this animated.

Woolie says he never saw anyone in fiction with dreds before Bionic Commando, yet he's had the Predator and Knuckles for years; and now he's in Steven Universe.

This is like 3 overlapping conversations happening at once.

So Woolie lacks empathy? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?

Mm... sounds like woolie is on /h/

I decided to Google Xavier Stone One image of the character, 3 images of Whoolie cosplaying the character

"Depends on how many inches you gotta turn". Oh man, Matt. Lmao. Hail Set.

I legitimately don't understand this conversation completely. Someone else said it, but I think we only have half of the conversation.

I once edited a doujin to have darker skin when i first learned Photoshop in high school now i just patreon people to make the doujin fore me. Man how life changes a man...

This was my favorite part of the podcast by far, thank you for posting this as a video so my friends have some clue as to what I'm giggling at when I think of Pat's rubix cube comment.

I just imagined Jesus doing Johnny's Infinite Spin on the devil and now I totally want to see it drawn.

"When you didn't have this outlet like Sonic to put it into..." Literally choked on air when I heard that. Didn't even know that was possible.

Woolie can't empathize with the white man and is disgusted when he must play as one in his video games.

I'm 3 minutes in and I assume this is about the Splatoon 2 idiots with Marina... and Woolie is talking about angels. I wonder how this will turn into Splatoon 2 talk because it is very plausible it will turn into that.

Wait... is Woolie pro character customization or not? It feels like he’s try to have his pie and eat it too.

Woolie has zero racial empathy confirmed

I know that exact Marina picture Woolies talking about.

Pat should try the Ys series, Adol is a great Red Headed hero.

I L I K E T H A T O N E T H O U G H

unless its a john persons edit, i usually see white to black instead of black to white when it comes to Japanese hentai artists work being edited. black weebs need their hentai fix to you know ?

I've said it before, I will say it again: _BOY, OH, MAN_ does this channel cover a lot of interests.

"what am I going to do? Not play skyrim" that is an entirely valid option.

I am so hyped for this becoming a Woolie Vs God animation!

... Does woolie not know that like 90% of color skin edits in porn are white dudes to black dudes...?

The way Woolie describe religion sometimes feel it could be a Dark Souls game but with religious mythos.

What the fuck is woolie referring to here? I feel like we're missing half of the conversation.

Wing Zero Custom is the hypest angel and no one can convince me otherwise.

(Me): hears "Angel" My brain): *SCREAMS GEOMETRICALLY*

A real story when I was a kid I woke up with a angel knight carved into my bedpost and my dad's friend who was an artist said it looked like at least an expert carved it...no shit real like wft I'm not even religious but I still go wft at that to this day

Woolie reminds me of good ol'Woopie Goldberg when he burst into laughings jajajaja

I was so happy they got in that Marina bullshit. the original art work is just so wholesome but then you have gate keepers that don't understand highlights and shadows

9:36 welcome to... ps. stop talking about face off Matt pps. stop pushing the time cube Pat

Is the podcast not showing up on Google play for anyone else?

2:22 i don't know if Woolie doesn't know or just did not want to talk about it but those angels were guarding the tree of immortality because eating the fruit of knowledge and the fruit of immortality would make Adam and Eve equal to god and that's no good. so the angels were guarding a different tree

oh boy the Marina fanart thing the part that makes it even better/worse? the person freaking out about the whitewashing draws Pearl as a borderline racist black stereotype. eeeeyup

I knew he was going to say a Gundam was guarding the Forbidden Tree. Gundam: FT Retake. 6PM Weekdays on Toonami. The quiet storm.

i fucking love kid woolie religious stories

I need to see these drawings...

WHEN'S RUSTLEMANIA 3 boys?

8:57 OOOF, THAT'S STRONG

"Welcome to fucking Woolie." BAD choice of words in context!

I’m now imagining the knights from DMC4 guarding the Garden of Eden while other angels izuna drop demons from Heaven.

BIG CHRISTAN ENERGY

This pain is sooo real for me cause I have that Spike Spiegel Deku hair. And fuck me none of the games I've played FUCKIN EVER has my hairstyle that's why I'm so pumped that there's like a renaissance of curly haired heroes in Japan right now bnha,megalo box, yakuza 7, etc.

I didn't expect Woolie to go there with his conversation...

I have honestly never had the issue woolie is talking about here and being mixed it's probably even worse so i don't get it

Wow Matt you're looking very Kevin Smith in this podcast.

lol that cap

When I watch porn, and I don’t like the color, I just use the negative filter. Simple!

The thing Woolie brought up about people getting upset over lighting changing the way skin color looks is literally just a majority of the Overwatch community. "I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE WHITEWASHING LUCIO, LOOK HOW WHITE HE IS OUT DURING WINTER"

Isn't fry the main character of futurama? He's a cartoon, but at least he's a lead man red-head

this week on Woolie VS GOD

"You just change the sensitivity on the lasso tool..." are the best friends as bad at reading tooltips in Adobe products as they are at reading tips in-game?

Pat...Chrono Trigger

Holy Shit this conversation literally happened for the Pokemon Character Nessa a couple months back Jesus Christ.

Woolie needs to play Darksiders.

I googled Xavier Stone and it was 80% Woolie

0:01

Revelations is hype as fuck

Which hunting game does matt refer to?

WOOLIE! the only Zaibatsu member with hair on his head....

So has woolie not heard of angel wars?

i grew up in a religious hosuehold and i am so glad my parents & catholic school weren't as bad woolie's upbringing

10:15 what is this about?

Seeing Ground Zeros made me shape up and play the whole series. Jokes on me the fucks fired him.

When are you guys going to talk about Broly?!

I really don't understand the need for people to look like you to relate to them. I hear it every now and then from all kinds of people, but I just don't get it. People feel fucking empathy for animals, fuck, I planted a lupin in my garden a while ago and ended up crafting a fucking fence around it because I felt sorry for how often it got knocked around but kept coming back and trying to grow. I don't know if I'm just a huge sap or something but it baffles me that people struggle to relate based on fucking skin tone or hair.

Lassou?

If you just Google Xavier Stone, Woolie is in the top row of results like five times

Ah, now the reddit picture makes more sense.

Never understood the need to relate to a fictional character.

No but seriously what the FUCK IS A TIME CUBE?!

10:13 Idk why that one got me. Every once in a while there's gonna be an UBER-dumb joke that just hit's the personal nail-on-the-head, outa-the-blue and super unexpectedly, eh. Ha-ha, Cheers~

Search "xavier stone" in google and you will find woolie

*Why does an ALL POWERFUL God need military Angels?*

Is this the Octodad podcast?

So Woolie hates character creators.

Literally no idea about the pics Woolie is talking about but from the way he laughs I'm gonna guess its racism related.

It's okay fam, you can talk about the Splatoon 2 Marina skin color debacle that originated from, unsurprisingly, FUCKING TUMBLR! Holy shit, this has got to STOP!

more people should look up how the bible actually describes unicorns, because that's some eldritch shit right there.

ok ok ,since when religion became amazing?, cant wait for the Woolie vs God animation of this

Woolie needs to quit being a let's player and become a Church hype man, I swear.

What happened to Liam?

So no more Detroit

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