The magic of Canuckland

Pat said that the mafia would get everything they want, one hour later the mafia had been busted for crimes against crab

Is the Counter-Intimidation effect a result of the sewer Woolie Hole swamp-ass odor debuff?

Woolie performed a just-frame Counter-Crime.

Mafia: "What's going on here?" Pat and Woolie: ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

I thought the reason they backed down was they couldn't handle the Stink Gas emitting from the Woolie Hole

With a Octo-gate laying right ontop of it saying "Pie or Mahvel?"

Poutine Edition

SubstanceMTL Delicious

Castle Super beast is gonna be the future site of Montreal's very own Millennium Tower

ndelta6xxx they're gonna have to walk on little wooden bridges along the outside of the building to get in and out.

Opinion on Montreal go down.

I'm happy living in Montreal xD

Vanessa Synnott In Sounds like a shit hole to own a business.

Vanessa Synnott Type 1 if the mafioso is threatening you with a gun, type 2 if it’s a knife.

@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 you made me laugh haha! no I don't own a business nor have the intention of doing so. I guess I'm safe :)

Shinobido Way Of The Ninja

“They’ll make Montreal great again!” -Colorado Senator Steven Armstrong, 2016.

THE FATE OF CONSTRUCTION WORK LIES IN THE HANDS OF HAYATO KONGOU

This is literally it. I've never gone to Montreal without having to do some sort of huge ass detour because entire main streets are blocked due to construction. It's nuts.

*LOUD, AND I N T E N S E CONSTRUCTION NOISES*

My god, it all makes sense now! It wasn’t Cage that killed the Best Friends, it was the Montreal construction mafia!

Montreal is an open PvP zone

A "Jean Bastille"

If he was a Canadian Punisher, wouldn't he just be the "Apologizer" ?

@@Quikanims no, because they're quebecois. it would be a drunk, belligerent frenchman in a plaid winter jacket.

You won't say that when you're face to face with a biker from the Hell's Angels.

Wait didn't the hell's angels were founded in the US?

@@Necrovoker Also I work for Air Canada after a year of angry french middle age Mom's no Canadian can scare me.

@@WeaponOfMyDestructio yeah, but they have a strong foothold in Canada. I used to live need a park where once every June, they and other bikers would party. And that was only time of year that any road repair would ever be done. Can't have giant potholes and deteriorating shoulders for the bikers, but any damage after the bikers can be left for next year.

I mean, there's a lot more there.

Born here and never left and I'm hella happy!

@@io.nebulae this must be one of them propaganda bots

Yess calice!

I can't remember which one but one friendcast of last year had them basically finishing the whole podcast in french

@@TheOnirayju which episode was it? I'd love to hear that.

i want to hear that

I think if you look up “The most stereotypical thing you’ve ever seen” Friendcast segment, they go into French near the end of that bit.

@corvusmalo It's also delicious murder.

Mouah, spaghetti.

i'm somewhat scared to ask, but how exactly did you grow up around gangs?

A lot of my family on my dad's side were involved in some questionable stuff, including my dad. I also did some stupid stuff in my youth, nothing too bad though. But I met a good woman who took the time to fix a nobody like me, encouraging me to do something with my shitty art, and I've been doing honest work for about ten years now, working as an artist. I don't miss it.

@@YJayR fair enough, not going to ask for details for obvious reason, just gonna assume you're not lying and leave it there.

@@Yal_Rathol yeah, that's normally the response I get. It's difficult to talk about it with people without them thinking awful things about me, so I don't open up that much about it.

@@YJayR i mean, personally i don't think awful things about you, the worst thought is "you could be lying for attention", which is less awful and more cautious. and since asking for details wouldn't substantiate your claim and could potentially put you at risk, i'mma avoid that and just trust that you're telling the truth.

Same topic, but I don’t think it was as in-depth as it was here.

Because they had to sell just how corrupt Montreal is

Also, its the highlight of the podcast this week. Everything else is kinda expected.

It's illegal in America too tho

lil cocoa butta Yep, but cops here just don't give a shit about it.

jaywalking is also illegal. how often do you get ticketed for that?

They left out all the actual murder that still happens. Look it up. Illegal guns and stabbings are a huge issue in Canada, you just don't hear about it as much on international news since its not as widespread and an average idiot cant just walk into a store and buy/steal a gun with minimal interference like in the US.

the cities still aren't safe or anything. large groups of people will always be dangerous. but as a general rule, mass murders occur less often here, so while it doesn't mean you will survive your trip to the movies, it does mean that if that happens, it's only going to be a few dead and a mass grave won't be required, so it doesn't make international headlines.

Canada isn't that good, most of our big cities are filled with crackheads and used needles. I was in Vancouver last month and it is a SHITHOLE hookers, junkies and drug dealers everywhere.

@@bytedfte45gg26 yeah, but vancouver's a port town. those are always shitholes, look at new york.

Look up "Captain Canada."

How the fuck do they not count?

Apologies, it's actually "Captain Cannuck."

Alpha Flight

For Marvel Wolverine and Deadpool absolutely count, dont be that guy. Also almost every other universe version of Deadpool like Lady Deadpool. Then not including any forgettable Z-listers there's Sabertooth, X-23 by parentage, Squirrel Girl, Graviton (not the shitty agents of shield version tho) Magneto from one universe, and all of Alpha Flight. DC has nobody worth mentioning other than one version of Booster Gold.