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New World Order Membership Application | ASMR
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4 жыл бұрынYou meet with a New World Order recruiting officer with the hopes of becoming a member yourself!
If you're new here to my Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World lore, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
E.R.
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@beastbro125 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when uncle E plays the protagonist and the antagonist in his own universe
@iNotAnHacker 4 жыл бұрын
Nameless_Yokai he is also the supporting cast
@deadangel03 4 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious
@f4kes4lt 4 жыл бұрын
He is the universe
@f4kes4lt 4 жыл бұрын
He is the universe
@misty-skies 4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate one man show
@matthewc5747 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *walks in* ER: Do you want this cookie? Me: Sure ER: Join my cult. Me: ahhh son of a bi-
@davidhatcher7016 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mirainikki6665 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidhatcher7016 🔫🗡
@CopyNinjaJay 4 жыл бұрын
bitch* c:
@SolAvis1 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the funny.
@mcarroll2103 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh get my name off your account bruh
@ellisbud222 4 жыл бұрын
“Are you a member of the Tinfoil Hat Society?” *me, straightening tinfoil hat* - “No…”
@GloriousAguacate 4 жыл бұрын
ellisbud222 *nervously looks left and right
@mickaelblake7088 4 жыл бұрын
*Hides anti-nefarious banners* *whistles*
@maccaronnyy 4 жыл бұрын
cm punk!
@thekeystoneconservative 4 жыл бұрын
HAIL TFHS
@stars_4_j3ann3 4 жыл бұрын
ellisbud222 got you to 500 lol
@jacobburleson5403 4 жыл бұрын
Should’ve ended with him being dragged away as questionnaires are banned
@kdiin. 4 жыл бұрын
Aren’t people in the nwo are immune to bans? This was stated in the checkpoint video.
@shala_shashka 3 жыл бұрын
Would’ve been even funnier if the questionnaire was cut short and it ended with him saying we have to be enslaved because answering questionnaires just got banned
@focalpoint._ 4 жыл бұрын
This New World Order better have Uncle E as an immortal overlord.
@vascogoncalves8542 4 жыл бұрын
No, but it does have Professor Clemmons as an immoral overlord.
@cnash5647 4 жыл бұрын
@@vascogoncalves8542 😏😏😏😒😒😒😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@davidhatcher7016 4 жыл бұрын
@@vascogoncalves8542 yes
@pinedragon5398 4 жыл бұрын
KingDog do you see any other actors in this channel’s cast?
@juandehernan8803 4 жыл бұрын
No but they will use his DNA to make clones of him for henchmen
@vitsecharo1853 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that he didnt ask me if I am honest for 5th time, cause I was about to crack.
@bluepenguin2071 4 жыл бұрын
Козачок с ротом I was dying 😂
@stroberii27 4 жыл бұрын
ER: You'll also get...a cookie. Me: Sign me tf up.
@faithfrickinmarie6533 4 жыл бұрын
I would like but your comment is @ 69 sorry bout it
@torlakkarstad4251 4 жыл бұрын
faith frickin marie ay you can like now, some jackass got it to 70 and it’s gone up from there
@freddo4304 4 жыл бұрын
And a rubber band And a pencil *don't forget the pencil!* he will find you
@abl9643 4 жыл бұрын
138 now, 69*2
@type-10 4 жыл бұрын
Video games are banned. Sign me tf up to take the NWO down.
@charlieybros 4 жыл бұрын
“Defficiency of Vit D forced it to come into the light.” Simply genius 😂😂😂👌🏼
@delliardo583 4 жыл бұрын
We'd like to send a big thank you to Paul, our recruiting officer, for finding bright new recruits for our ranks. Thank you Paul, and may the Entity be with you!
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you paul
@notsocrazytank707 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@type-10 4 жыл бұрын
NewWorldOrder3000? Did you make that account just for this or did that just happen to be your username?
@trevorjolls1480 4 жыл бұрын
@@type-10 One would think, I mean right? I almost changed my username once, but it also included changing my profile pic, and plus, my phone is Google-operated, like KZfaq, so if I did that, all my contacts would think I'm a total weirdo.
@Dezdem0na 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t his name Robert?
@NightWhispererASMR 4 жыл бұрын
This dudes creativity is off the charts!
@vloggergamer6831 4 жыл бұрын
Bearded Whisperer ASMR seriously man... this guy should be an actor/writer with the performances he puts on!
@NightWhispererASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight being nice and supportive of others is brown nosing? I seriously feel bad for you if that is your out look on life. Give someone a compliment today, it might feel good. Take a break from your negativity, it will change your life
@davidhatcher7016 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kenneythekoala 4 жыл бұрын
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight try just being nice to people, fuckface
@blackart6478 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hsaelt true bro, true
@aaaaaaayep6289 4 жыл бұрын
This is just the embodiment of "Join the dark side! We have cookies."
@1SilverDollar 4 жыл бұрын
That which will be banned in a week but what are you gonna do?
@excaligator2313 4 жыл бұрын
Its join the darkside we have cupcakes
@rhodesb9741 2 жыл бұрын
The best part, you don't have a choice 😈😈😈😈😈
@MaoZedong49 2 жыл бұрын
@@1SilverDollar join, then you can get the cookies
@NiNinjaII 10 ай бұрын
Yo dude! The empire is pretty chill, wanna join it or something?
@umaster7502 4 жыл бұрын
Me sees people commenting Me ( A NWO Officer ): Wait that’s illegal
@mediocrepresident8040 4 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
I AM THE REVOLUTION AS A SPY! YOU CANT STO
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
Never mind you can stop me
@umaster7502 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@runrunshaw337 4 жыл бұрын
the American Government 4⃣2⃣0⃣ no u
@candycadet528 4 жыл бұрын
It really blows my mind that the reason I found this glorious mess of Dystopian/Post-apocalyptic future, because I wanted to learn freaking black jack.
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
*inserts coin I wonder if this machine is safe to put out
@natural_20s 4 жыл бұрын
But did you learn blackjack?
@candycadet528 4 жыл бұрын
Natural 20s Yeah. Rift explained the basic rules in a friendly game.
@MunchASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of requesting a Gandalf in 2020 roleplay
@bloodfartmoon2765 4 жыл бұрын
Kermit tried this last year my man it does not work that well
@MunchASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Blood FartMoon Requesting roleplays? Lol
@user-kn8bq3lu8j 4 жыл бұрын
He requested a swear word only video and Uncle E eventually had to put the brakes on for him, i.e it didn’t happen.
@josephocchionero7638 4 жыл бұрын
Dildo Baggins! Good to see you old fellow!
@danielpopejoy6580 4 жыл бұрын
I asked for a hand motion video recently like this and it worked just can't be stuff like swear word only vids
@maiktheliar6807 4 жыл бұрын
The TFHS isn't going to be happy about this...
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry there are spahs here! And this I sent my NWO account so I’m safe!
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
HAHA IM CREATING THE REVOL
@MultiPolarWorldCo-op 4 жыл бұрын
Observe and report. Knowledge is power. TFHS will adapt and overcome this NWO..... we will outlast them.
@BlueBlazeGX 4 жыл бұрын
I keep freakin seeing, and reading that as THPS. lol (Tony Hawk's Pro Skater)
@BlueBlazeGX 4 жыл бұрын
toad If I’ve connected the dots right, it’s the Tin Foil Hat Society Ephemeral has in his lore.
@James-qx7ji 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you work for the tinfoil hat society" *starts sweating*
@matthewc5747 4 жыл бұрын
Me watching in 2020: HA! This could never happen. Me watching in 2050: Oh my god...he...he warned us. And we didn't listen.
@drycleanernick7603 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew C more like 2030 lol
@whitemonoblos3605 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hsaelt what does cisgender even mean?
@skele3310 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitemonoblos3605 it means you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth. and to the moron indirectly complaining about transgender people (people who do not identify as the gender they were assigned at birth), yeah, there's *totally* a lot of trans people in the ultra-rich death cult running the world into the ground for their wasted wealth, it's definitely some minority's fault and not rich perverts like the royal family and epstein.
@drycleanernick7603 4 жыл бұрын
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight truth
@snoopyzera1054 4 жыл бұрын
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight Weirdchamp weirdchamp
@fl00f94 4 жыл бұрын
34:25 the correct answer is C guys, trust me
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@anunfunnyfella7662 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Mkmcco 4 жыл бұрын
No it's G
@qwest500 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@qwest500 4 жыл бұрын
fl00f 😂
@gamey__4642 4 жыл бұрын
I really want an asmr where ER just goes trought possible items that we could get to ban
@thomastsohonis1218 3 жыл бұрын
Hello French furrrt
@Steve-mw2dk 3 жыл бұрын
Well then do I have a treat for you
@commiterror404irl5 3 жыл бұрын
You psychic
@jamesmaning4150 4 жыл бұрын
Rift: True or false tin foil should be banned? Tin foil society: I see you have chosen death
@clockworkharvester2663 3 жыл бұрын
I love how childish these roleplays are. Childish in the sense that they feel like they exist in some twisted form of what a child’s imagination and games look like. Like a kid inventing his secret society and writing on cards, and offering things a kid might want as incentives to join - cookies, mundane objects - but performed by an adult with all the knowledge of the world that comes with. It creates a very surreal world.
@salvatorevelis 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why his roleplay are the best
@evie5375 Жыл бұрын
that's such a good way to describe his videos
@SniperGuy430 Жыл бұрын
@@evie5375 seriously
@Jay-wx5up 4 жыл бұрын
Next video: TFHS member congratulates you, a undercover TFHS member, for becoming a member of the NWO
@anthrazite 4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes please
@goodguybjorn 4 жыл бұрын
Lol it just starts becoming a loop and continues going on and on.... also it’s TFHS
@Jay-wx5up 4 жыл бұрын
@@goodguybjorn ok thx!
@allierey255 4 жыл бұрын
The one after that Could be the NWO figuring out there’s a spy for the THFS and the NWO has to question you like an interrogation
@oskarboman 2 жыл бұрын
I’m back, its like the 24th time i watch this now. Been a while
@oskarboman 2 жыл бұрын
Ooo, he still sees these
@RyudenTamarashi 4 жыл бұрын
now we need an 'Old World Order' so the card can say OwO and he can make a plethora of OwO jokes
@josephgray7105 4 жыл бұрын
RyudenTamarashi YES
@sonofconnaught2945 4 жыл бұрын
OwO? What's this?
@qwest500 4 жыл бұрын
No
@francescoantoniocrisconio194 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore your impeccable use of the word "Plethora"
@falloutgod1073 3 жыл бұрын
@Soviet-Chan OwO wuts dis
@emp925 4 жыл бұрын
I’m expecting Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall to appear in the video 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@mohdalmalki374 4 жыл бұрын
eMP I bet Nash would tore a quad if tries to do an ASMR video
@KiTbG 4 жыл бұрын
At least we have Easy E, I mean Uncle E. :D
@MorbidFayde 4 жыл бұрын
nahh he's gonna become e-pac
@awesomedude6249 4 жыл бұрын
@@mohdalmalki374 ouch
@KennyHavoc 4 жыл бұрын
@Mergatroid Skittle and about half of every man who has ever worked for WCW
@BlitzBaron 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get an opposing vid with comrade Yuri against the fascist NWO?
@andrewmly9834 4 жыл бұрын
Funsyze the antifa man asmr
@fl00f94 4 жыл бұрын
comrade yuri should join forces with the tfhs
@andrewmly9834 4 жыл бұрын
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight nah
@johannbeyl8966 4 жыл бұрын
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight yes please lets get political under an asmr Video, that Sems reasonable enough.
@paulotruzzi3652 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hsaelt Just say you're a fash sympathizer, saying you're anti antifa is just fascism with extra steps
@easilyeasy 4 жыл бұрын
ER: makes a new world order video Me: *laughs in WCW*
@goodguybjorn 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in OWO
@asimpleman8827 4 жыл бұрын
Who thinks inmediatly that this video was a total reference to the WCW nWo, a wrestling ASMR 😅😁
@Seriously_Unserious 4 жыл бұрын
Let's just say I got the NWO entrance theme playing in my head over and over while watching this video, and it would start up again every time ER said 'NWO". Of course, the fact that I'd just been watching a playlist of the Goldberg Streak and just went through the matches where he squashed Scott Hall, Hulk Hogan and Kurt "Mr Perfect" Henning didn't help much either, as I'd just heard their theme recently.
@haydensnyder2573 4 жыл бұрын
sameeee
@jasminparis1013 4 жыл бұрын
Bless all the artists crying over the loss of No. 2 pencils
@basicasmrnoob8 4 жыл бұрын
but they were a sacrifice for a greater purpose as well..for ART..ASMART :D
@andrewsidey8025 4 жыл бұрын
I guess they've got a choice. They can use no.1 or no.3 pencils instead. I know nothing about pencil numbering systems and so I won't fully understand the depth that some might be able to go into. Please don't hurt me.
@vebyh2060 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Sidey dude same
@endermage77 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsidey8025 Pencil numbers refer to how tough the graphite is. I forget which way the scale goes.
@kimjongil1069 4 жыл бұрын
I'm enlisting to get some thousands stored
@sylvieshuu 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle E: if you join my cult you get a cookie Me: sold
@burritocat6038 2 жыл бұрын
JUST BRING ME STRAIGHT TO THE SACRIFICE DEN!
@Quantuhl 10 ай бұрын
i love how the wiki for the irl NWO shows up for this video lol
@dziduistkrieg7039 4 жыл бұрын
His creativity and humour never ceases to amaze me. I don't watch this channel for asmr most of the times because I cant get asmr when I'm constantly laughing but I still watch it for entertainment. It's brilliant.
@melvintunnesen6162 4 жыл бұрын
Love that motto it is straight to the point
@mr.tacituskilgore9580 4 жыл бұрын
John Wick ASMR and The No° 2 Pencil Man ASMR are my most waited videos of this year
@Papashaft 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Hulk Hogan doesn’t do a leg drop on me if I deny
@LuizFernando-ek9mh 4 жыл бұрын
You know you're in too deep when this is an average upload, and not weird at all
@lovedarvo5515 4 жыл бұрын
I want someone to make a video of the entire lore and storyline of his videos, this is so amazing
@yarginshnarg 4 жыл бұрын
I love how there's an amount of continuity in most if not all of ER's vids. Like I'd love a lore book about Arkham Sanitarium and all his characters, and some kind of timeline. But at the same time having everything sprinkled in either as a vid devoted to AS or like this vid where it's one or two lines that you may or may not catch the first time around about it is awesome too.
@feelsokayman3959 4 жыл бұрын
19:45 Really liked that question and the answers, makes you think of how well off we really are in the first world and how thankful one can be for everything they have. all your "_____ Man" videos do that actually. Thinking about how certain items might be banned makes you appreciate them alot more. I really like the philosophy you subtly put in your videos. From the many videos I have seen from you, I can say that I have a very similar worldview to yours. Love all your content, you're really one of a kind and irreplaceable. Hope you read this my dear uncle E.R. :)
@staisehill9257 4 жыл бұрын
FeelsOkayMan this is such a nice comment
@feelsokayman3959 4 жыл бұрын
@@staisehill9257 thank you i'm glad some people read my comment :)
@thelonewolfihml5663 4 жыл бұрын
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” - Some guy on Call of Duty Modern Warfare I complained to about campers
@Sladeium 4 жыл бұрын
“Cause when you’re NWO, you’re NWO - 4 - life 🤘🏼“ EDIT*** Glad to see fellow members ~ 🤘🏼 to all.
@Emohawk707 4 жыл бұрын
*Funky Guitar Riff, Strumming gold like a guitar*
@playerlefty2854 4 жыл бұрын
I see we have a man of culture
@javiers5599 4 жыл бұрын
Too sweet me bro
@MegaChorro123 4 жыл бұрын
Javier S 🤘🏽
@javiers5599 4 жыл бұрын
MegaChorro123 thanks bro
@luisosorio722 4 жыл бұрын
I really do enjoy the basis to these videos, I just close my eyes and listen. Just listening brings imagery in my head and I just fall into deep sleep. Thanks for making these. Very enjoyable indeed.
@energyshock6038 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s in this warehouse?” * Opens door * * Pure sugar spills everywhere * “Oh.”
@nukiradio 3 жыл бұрын
Asdf moment
@Dravis0101 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime ER makes a video like this I always wonder if he is genuinely trying to warn us about something that is going to happen. As far as I know he's the only asmrist who talks about this kind of thing, lol I'm just speculating though
@sgt.mittens2451 3 жыл бұрын
Corvus warned about covid. NWO is warning us about the assassination of the next U.S. president, then a huge war, and last but not least, a great leader of the creator or ,head master Rift, after the huge war every countries economy was in shambles so head master Rift gather up all of the members and is now the ruler of earth. (Also Cthulhu means that aliens and other living entities like the human-plant cross bread, were created and discovered. So 2020-2025 is when this will all take place.)
@MadBunniFun 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is particularly husky in this and I’m loving it. It’s putting me right to sleep, which I’m trying to fight off because I want to actually watch the video!! Also, yay, cookie.
@geargrinder9935 4 жыл бұрын
I experienced asmr for 15 years and of now...no more tingles just good videos to listen to
@endermage77 4 жыл бұрын
The Entity mentioned that it had something in store for humanity at the end of its video And only now have all the gears clicked
@mtvso8000 4 жыл бұрын
We want a new asmr: ASMR rebelling against the new world order
@texugo_branco 4 жыл бұрын
New World Order:*bans New World Order*
@NotTooShabbyGames 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing I wrapped my brain in tin foil surgically before this application
@marcebert4687 4 жыл бұрын
I like to wrap my lunch in tin foil too!
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
FBI That ones mine! You can’t have it!
@jamesrollison1599 4 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking I'm gunna wake up in a twilight zone style scenario were every other person left on the planet is a ER character.
@diogoguerramontenegro8319 4 жыл бұрын
"Hi, I'm with the New World Order, would yo-" Me: No
@Laplace3060 4 жыл бұрын
"b-but cookie"
@diogoguerramontenegro8319 4 жыл бұрын
@@Laplace3060 counter argument, we take down the NWO and after that we can have all the cookies we want
@Laplace3060 4 жыл бұрын
@@diogoguerramontenegro8319 good idea, but it takes so much effort
@Mkmcco 4 жыл бұрын
@@Laplace3060 but cookies
@Laplace3060 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mkmcco but you'd get cookie if you join, so much simpler
@JoeSixThreeOh 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Ephemeral Rift usurped Hulk Hogan as leader of the nWo. Truly, the greatest night in the history of our sport.
@CtKEngage 4 жыл бұрын
"Hulk Hogan was a sap! Now, you all get to experience the real deal with Ephemeral Rift, brother! You can call this the New Sleep Order of wrestling brother!"
@41Brother2 4 жыл бұрын
Yea but there's no recapturing that moment that Hogan was revealed as the 3rd man. Forever changed the business brother!
@Seriously_Unserious 4 жыл бұрын
Next, how about we get to see the ER do the first collaboration I've ever seen him do, Uncle E and Easy E doing the next NWO RIftverse video together. Hell, we got NWO Black and White, NWO Wolfpack and NWO WWE, so why not NWO RIftverse too? HMM, maybe Uncle E didn't supplant the Hulkster after all, maybe this is just a different faction of the NWO.
@sarico7827 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the question about asking honest. Like as if we had a tin foil hat on in the room.
@Jrays.official 4 жыл бұрын
I love his positive energy and the way he smiles more people need to act like this
@fmoor005 3 жыл бұрын
"You'll get a free cookie," *shows you cookie* *proceeds to crush cookie in front of you*
@fudanshisplashzone 3 жыл бұрын
How can this be so hilarious and so relaxing at the same time
@nitroraptor5316 4 жыл бұрын
This is like that “The Simpsons” episode about the stonecutters and how they get special access to everything if they’re a member, except taken to the extreme. lol
@Meta_Char 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any questions?" Me: "When can I fight Sting? Where is Hulk Hogan?" "No? Okay, Great!" *Am I a joke to you?*
@heydudes6639 3 жыл бұрын
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@sirbagelsworth9463 4 жыл бұрын
The greatest mystery in the world is "what the heck is he writing on the clipboard?"
@addibausch 4 жыл бұрын
That feeling when you thought you were joining a hardcore rap group but end up joining a secret society
@SamHughes89 3 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a chocolate chip cookie that I wanted less than that single chip in this video 🙈
@disciplineistruefreedom8983 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that ER is finally playing the protagonist. Very good
@hazewire4618 4 жыл бұрын
What if this one is a twist ending where we fail the application.
@TheG_Boy 4 жыл бұрын
Joke on him I’m a spy !
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
Me to!
@sonofconnaught2945 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still looking for Lenin, I will find him someday...
@Mkmcco 4 жыл бұрын
tinfoil hat society
@sukanyakarmakar69 4 жыл бұрын
No cookies for you
@spooksahoy5097 4 жыл бұрын
ER: Hey do you wanna join the NWO? Me: I dunno man.....Maybe? ER: I'll give you this cookie- Me: *W H E R E D O I S I G N*
@Shurzii_ 4 жыл бұрын
Me: why did I apply again? ER: You’ll also receive a cookie. Me: Oh yeaaaaaaah
@jh1154244 4 жыл бұрын
And a rubber band! Man! What a trade off for life enslavement! Sign me up!
@Shurzii_ 4 жыл бұрын
Jennifer hodge I know right?!
@Valkesion 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I recognize that pfp from somewhere
@keith6217 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see the 'Word Man', where he hands out one time use words to poeple.
@thatonesentientbagel4043 4 жыл бұрын
So glad I can finally apply
@asheru2649 4 жыл бұрын
That One Sentient Bagel *who let you out of your cage*
@thatonesentientbagel4043 4 жыл бұрын
Ash Darkness if you make metal hot enough it will melt.
@asheru2649 4 жыл бұрын
That One Sentient Bagel how did you-
@thatonesentientbagel4043 4 жыл бұрын
Ash Darkness F R I C T I O N
@asheru2649 4 жыл бұрын
That One Sentient Bagel *impossible*
@Masonide 4 жыл бұрын
I love this universe!! Please keep them coming!
@forgetthishappened8248 4 жыл бұрын
“What dose the acronym NWO stand for?” A: New world order B: New world order C: New world order D: New world order (Has Fallout 3 flashback) aaaa the good ol days...
@EnzolioLP 4 жыл бұрын
Forgetting all my Morals and Human decency to Mercilessly Rule and Tyrannize all my fellow Humans for a cookie? *_You drive a Hard Bargain that i must admit_*
@MegaChorro123 4 жыл бұрын
Too sweet 🤘🏽
@Gustav1017 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Hulk Hogan was going to make the Interview
@mr.picklethanos7340 Жыл бұрын
3:26 You son of a gun, you had me at cookie. I'm in.
@austin3072 4 жыл бұрын
Hey uncle E, I have a video Idea for you: The plastic bag man, the Tupperware man, and/or maybe the plastic container/storage man? Just something to get those nice plastic crinkles and taps in, and maybe sneak in a few cap sounds and bottle sounds :)
@raynegruber5368 4 жыл бұрын
I love the whimsical nature of your videos. Sure there is some creepy aspects of many of them. But the whimsy mixed into them makes them more unique.
@thepissedoffwhitedude969 3 жыл бұрын
*First day as NWO officer, expected to ban at least one thing* "OH I KNOW! I'LL BAN BANNING THINGS!" *thoughts intensify* "...... I've created a paradox and paradoxes are banned...."
@mudshrooze 4 жыл бұрын
I love how creative each one of these are. I domt know if you already made one. But a video explaining about yourself and what got you Into this would be awesome
@purplepoet6147 4 жыл бұрын
This is the ultimate "come to the dark side, we have cookies"
@bobfernandez7762 4 жыл бұрын
I like how this is happening in the real world
@missingone9185 4 жыл бұрын
Stay right the fuck there
@bobfernandez7762 4 жыл бұрын
It be facts tho
@jacobs1264 4 жыл бұрын
Christian Hilton Ball bruh
@thelatenateshow7943 3 жыл бұрын
@Ianite lol somebody's only gotten participation trophies their whole life
@h.w.4482 4 жыл бұрын
And the plot thickens a bit more
@notsocrazytank707 4 жыл бұрын
The thicc plottens
@somejoesmhoe7389 3 жыл бұрын
Now with covid and war about to start... the plot is getting so thick the air is almost unbreathable
@Kaptain_Wario 4 жыл бұрын
I pictured Hulk Hogan coming in and gently stroking a keyboard.
@lachlanmcghie863 3 жыл бұрын
In the dark knight when Harvey dent said “you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain” he meant this guy
@AlanUltimatefull 4 жыл бұрын
If the NWO bans mustard and french fries. *I'LL CALL THE RESISTANCE*
@looneybatemanscotch2579 4 жыл бұрын
Mustard and fries are the greatest thing created in all human kind.
@iNotAnHacker 4 жыл бұрын
ΔLΛN as long as I am still able to put stale milk on my fries I’ll be happy
@psionicdreamer3302 4 жыл бұрын
It already happened they banned salt which is why the chip man makes his own out of stolen potatoes
@aaronwhitaker1385 4 жыл бұрын
I love how intertwined his reality is with his videos omfg
@StevieRayRamsey 4 жыл бұрын
I hope this leads to a crossover with Dr. Andrew Michaels (tiraradeguello)
@jchrispy3621 4 жыл бұрын
Last night I put this on the tv in my room while my friend was over so we could go to sleep and I got an ad for a game called new world. No joke. We both laughed really hard for a few minutes then became unconscious. Thank you rift :)
@Seriously_Unserious 4 жыл бұрын
I got another good one. I started this video to relax and an ad starts playing before the video. Guess what the ad is? A chocolate ad done in ASMR of all things! A company actually put an ASMR ad in front of an ASMR video! I was shocked!
@tylerzsommer 4 жыл бұрын
In your own words, explain why using your own words should be banned. Comment below:
@LY2030. 4 жыл бұрын
communism
@baroque4days 4 жыл бұрын
@@LY2030. Yep, always the pesky commies! Everything and nothing might have to go too. Can't risk everything becoming communist!
@Mkmcco 4 жыл бұрын
facism bottom text
@baroque4days 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mkmcco top text f u n i
@baroque4days 4 жыл бұрын
@Patrick Dolan They banned abstenation
@hardcorehalo117 4 жыл бұрын
You'll also receive a cookie Me: you son of a bich, I'm in 👈 (This is just a meme reference, I have great respect for Uncle E)
@realfatdog 4 жыл бұрын
These questions make me gingle from time to time, thanks for creating!
@Siph_Maned_Wolf 3 жыл бұрын
I love how hw calls it a club as if ruling the world is just a fun hobby to do with a few people.
@masterbirchwood377 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if this is a clone of The ASMR Man
@ChanSoriAsmr 4 жыл бұрын
I love the sound of today's video. I'm watching a video before I go to bed.☺️
@SoulConsumer 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh this makes applying for college 7x easier than it is. I don't even think I'd be able to get past the first 15 minutes of this process because the questions are so disturbing and disoriented out of this world. Good vid man!
@Claire-vm6dz 4 жыл бұрын
You’re so cool, but like the weird but awesome uncle vibe. These are very unique, and cool. You seem like a conspiracy guy, maybe some crazy ones, but that’s what makes you cool.
@biscuit6939 4 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes are the people who didn’t get the pass
@ryanwilson8072 4 жыл бұрын
You: Are you a member of the Tinfoil Hat Society? Me: wait what you’re the one that recruited me last night
@izzyclown 4 жыл бұрын
I pick one of your videos every night and fall asleep to it. You've been helping me, an anxiety plagued insomniac, sleep for months now. Thank you for your time and creativity! I would LOVE to see videos of one of youre character creations campaigning for president!
@Lloyd_CK 4 жыл бұрын
When I had too decide between saving ASMR or Oxygen, I was really having a hard time decide. I think I made the right decision by choosing ASMR.
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