We Create The Simulation | Episode 167

We Create The Simulation | Episode 167 | NEW RORY & MAL

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Жыл бұрын

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Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s recent tweets and give props to the Knicks for fighting for another game. Stay till the end as we introduce our new VOICEMAIL segment. If you’d like to have your question answered on air and hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to Patreon!
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@Duane75 Жыл бұрын

Mal dressed like a convict with privileges 😂

@GFTM1 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ZenHugo91 Жыл бұрын

This is the most accurate outta pocket , Mal fashion assessment I HAVE EVER READ !! 😭😂

@jtholmes3906 Жыл бұрын

Ol west coast mechanic 😂😂

@sagevoid Жыл бұрын

Warden’s pet 😂

@rubencastillo5975 Жыл бұрын

His fit is definitely hip hop!!

@Maz_Mitch Жыл бұрын

“That’s not hip-hop” is a top 2 Mal-ism. It’s hilarious every single time 😂

@MVPBRE Жыл бұрын

Dats a fact lol

@ryanhawkins134 Жыл бұрын

What's the other?

@dbattle8008 Жыл бұрын

@@ryanhawkins134 "That's Crazy"

@ryanhawkins134 Жыл бұрын

@@dbattle8008 😭😭

@MillZ56 Жыл бұрын

#3 after It Pains Him

@jay_wats_ Жыл бұрын

Telling the homies goodnight: Not hip hop. Telling the homies to stay dangerous: That's hip hop.

@chellebelles1536 Жыл бұрын

I love this pod. Seriously. On my darkest days you two Seriously perk me right on up. Continue and be blessed

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

You perked up? 👀

@prestondaniels3890 3 ай бұрын

@@reekhavoc2932ayo

@gilfordmccormack8140 Жыл бұрын

It's hilarious when Mal acts like he can't fathom the idea of certain things happening to other people lol 🤣🤣🤣.

@VanHiller Жыл бұрын

Mal asking rory what kind of floral arrangement would he give him is crazy

@emmanuelpeck853 Жыл бұрын

Mal being wrong on every sports take is hilarious

@ricardosoto4256 Жыл бұрын

He probably won't even address steph's 4-14 shooting from 3 or his 4 turnovers to lead the game in the next pod cause curry is already in his top 5 🤣

@twill4360 Жыл бұрын

This been the case since JBP. I learned a long time ago to not listen to his sports takes 😂

@rose4mvp2012 Жыл бұрын

He picks the craziest hills to die on too lmao

@Nondescriptviews Жыл бұрын

Julian speaks with such conviction about things he clearly knows so little about. SMH.

@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын

That’s most of society..but I love the confidence Ju be having 😂

@ProtaJ Жыл бұрын

@@jibrilbuilder2668 Awful comment

@oladeebiazazi4538 Жыл бұрын

Nah that’s demaris

@chriscraddock2867 Жыл бұрын

That’s all of them except Rory (most of the time). That is most of society as well. People see a 20 second clip on the internet, and immediately think they know everything about the subject lol. Still love everybody on the pod though. Flaws and all lol

@daris7909 Жыл бұрын

Deadass it's like when they actually talk about some real shit they either dont know WHAT THE FUCK their talking about or they trying to be fucking political correct its literally getting old this was one of my favorite pods but slowly dropping

@MVPBRE Жыл бұрын

1:36:33 “you really gon let her get dat off” lmaooooo i was fuckin tears

@Ash-io6td Жыл бұрын

I lose brain cells every time y’all talk about politics.

@19faf Жыл бұрын

True but its a very common understanding of politics unfortunately. They are really not that far off.

@arowefilms Жыл бұрын

Every time

@zero-rh8nt Жыл бұрын

yeah fr. they just need to stay away from anything related to politics. stick to music/culture please

@relicreturns Жыл бұрын

Is this where you come to for Politics???

@cpiercejr Жыл бұрын

I hate when they talk politics. Do some research or leave it alone.

@EpicGammingCrew Жыл бұрын

Baby d thinking that dna tests are done by dudes nutting in a cup is sending me

@aviana009 Жыл бұрын

Mal paints his nails but flowers is where he draws the line

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 Saint fucking John 😂😂😂 what happened to that batty guy

@lilshogan01 Жыл бұрын

Warriors done… Knicks done… KD done…. All Mal’s sports hopes and dreams gone!

@RamonGarcia-pj4qc Жыл бұрын

But he's a Lakers fan supposedly

@iamPascualRodriguez Жыл бұрын

I hope he doesn’t bring that Knicks pessimism

@kashoutko1257 Жыл бұрын

Glad my voicemail made it thru “ I was the last one “ but yeah I meant it as I’m outgrowing the person . Thank y’all for da advice it was funny and y’all dropped some gems to fr and I appreciate it 💯I’m 22 no big bros or Ogs really so advice from ppl with more life experience is very helpful thanks and keep up da good work💯

@rascalmania Жыл бұрын

🙏🏾🙌🏾💯

@jamesclark6226 Жыл бұрын

Mal thinking Tory won’t be ok in prison is crazy 😭😂

@xandermartin2118 Жыл бұрын

you can tell he wants something bad to happen lol

@leazypeazy1755 Жыл бұрын

He won’t bro prison is not the internet 😂

@hansolodolo92 Жыл бұрын

Who do yall think tory is fr?

@jamesclark6226 Жыл бұрын

Ya obviously don’t know how jail works when your a celeb they don’t put you in the same place as regular people 😭😂 and even if he is they ganna kiss his ass cuz he got money and could pay for shit jail is full of a bunch of niggas with mentality of a 17 year old

@LexBundy Жыл бұрын

this comment is crazy

@KiedaBordeaux Жыл бұрын

"I feel the energy bc I'm spiritual.. but" 1:36:32 🤣 🤣 😂 I love Baby D.

@khahimv Жыл бұрын

Mal is crazy y he think ppl don’t sleep hard as shit? Lol he always confirms he never had a girlfriend cuz thats prime time when they go thru our phone cuz we be sleep hard as shit 😂

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 it takes a damn frying Pan to the face to wake us up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aisubjective Жыл бұрын

Mal said “Whenever a girl came to see you with the King Griffies you know you Forsure hittin” 13:23 I’m crying rn 😂

@trinigladiator8830 Жыл бұрын

Joe made em change back to the old set up and stop holding the microphones. 😂

@kevthepoet Жыл бұрын

Mal really doesn't believe a thing. Why would someone make up a story about a hotel manager sucking their toes? He sounds crazy rn.

@992porter Жыл бұрын

Bro people do make up hella shit. I’m sure you see the news lol but I think it’s possible

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@clint6795 Жыл бұрын

"Bobby!!!!!!"- Juian clowning Robert Dinero having a kid... LMAO

@XP9724 Жыл бұрын

Birdmaris calling herself spiritual 💀💀💀

@oladeebiazazi4538 Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe she said that shit😂

@jay_wats_ Жыл бұрын

The way I lost it when I heard that 😭😭😭😭

@housept2 Жыл бұрын

I hate her on the show. Insufferable

@arturogarcia9456 Жыл бұрын

JULIANS A MENACE “they can’t take another one” 😂😂😂😂

@arturogarcia9456 Жыл бұрын

In reference to the fake jayz son’s mom

@ellisf5013 Жыл бұрын

So the witness said he saw a lady shoot another lady but tory was guilty of shooting in the air. Not Meg

@nusathechemist Жыл бұрын

I feel the energy because I'm spiritual 😅😅😅😅😅

@Resilient_Brilliance Жыл бұрын

I'm sick of this Tory Lanez conversation... 1. If a person shoots at me 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit my foot, and i know who did it. They're not making it to court. You should have aimed higher cuz now you a dead man. 2. If an experienced gun user, shoots a gun 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit the targets foot... something sounds off.. she was WALKING away. She is not a small target... 3. Why intentionally shoot at a 6ft tall woman and dont kill her, but risk 20 years? 4. If a man shot your friend and beat tf out of you, why would you andwer his call from jail? 5. Why did the best friend get immunity, and change her entire story up... To not remembering and it didn't go in Tory's favor? 6. The witness said he didn't see Tory with the gun, he saw a woman with the gun. This doesn't add up.

@bulls2320 Жыл бұрын

*tucker holding the gun* “that’s a red-blooded american right there”

@TheFlyHighZone Жыл бұрын

Mal standing over eddin sleep with the hammer out is INSANE

@EarlYorkII Жыл бұрын

The last 35 minutes of this podcast is legendary

@Blvck215 Жыл бұрын

Rory said “you knew I was gonna assault her!” 😭😂😂

@MrOhioPlayer Жыл бұрын

In 4 years Mal will be 45. Let that sink in. It Pains Me

@allNyoMouf Жыл бұрын

S/o to the gang, especially Baby D wit the pearly white teeth and thighmeat, you mufuccas is hilarious and I appreciate ya'll

@andremarable Жыл бұрын

I have been fading any of Mal’s sports picks for about 4/5 years now dating back until JBP days and betting against him. THIS SHIT IS INSANE !!!!! Literally hitting at a rate over 80%. FADE MAL TO THE BANK 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰. Real money not just emojis. I can’t wait until he gives a pick on this lakers Denver series.

@WarrenFranceSportsNetwork Жыл бұрын

He gonna pick denver. He always wrong lmao. Nigga said Russell Westbrook was the best player in nba lmao.

@emmanuelpeck853 Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo all his shit be wrong

@R2Dfrank391 Жыл бұрын

Mal pandering hard for Meg

@N0n1Liciouz Жыл бұрын

This episode had me rolling😂😂 great way to start the weekend!

@TheFlyHighZone Жыл бұрын

Joe really bullied yall into going bac to the studio lol

@superblunt505 Жыл бұрын

Mals the type to see rain n thinks its raining all around the world

@jruss400 Жыл бұрын

All y’all playoff takes crumbled 🤣🤣♥️🖤♥️🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️

@clint6795 Жыл бұрын

"Jay ducking the cup"-Julian Jules is wild

@chinative7517 Жыл бұрын

If Tory does a retrial, they're going to try him as an adult, but he'll prove to the court that he shouldn't be due to the footage in the Sway interview where he stood up and was the exact same size when he was sitting down.

@KaituoKid Жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️

@xKingLDx Жыл бұрын

D saying “I’ll die with my lie” then asking when does the human part kick in when you know you’re guilty…threw me all the way off😂

@Silentknight003 Жыл бұрын

guys do not take relationship advice from 5 single people with some clear mental trauma loll

@ThePrentisturks Жыл бұрын

The voicemail idea it's pretty good.. Very interesting

@d.o.z.e.shaolin7497 Жыл бұрын

Damn y’all ain’t talk on Eboni K Williams bus driver comment?😂

@chevychateau8467 Жыл бұрын

One day I want the pod to address the Diamond emojis Mal be dropping in women’s comment sections. We’ve covered the money bags plenty times but I seen Mal drop diamonds too. What’s that about??? Haha

@King-li9ko Жыл бұрын

Somebody tell Rory red Octobers are going for 15k+ not 1500 lmao

@GNukes Жыл бұрын

Finally listening to Joe stop holding the Mics….Pause 😂

@19faf Жыл бұрын

The old set up looked like there wasn’t much room for the mic holders

@MONET8iAM Жыл бұрын

I think Teyana has already started that journey. Remember her Adidas deal that she lost? That came out a couple years before Yeezy Adidas. She didn’t get to release the second colorway of the shoe, but more could have potentially come from that deal. She became the creative director for Pretty Little Thing in 2020 or 2021 and released a collection, but I believe she still holds that role. Part of her stepping away from music was to focus on other things, so I believe that she is capable doing something bigger in fashion, she just wants to do various other things at the same time. It would be dope to see her partner with Aleali May on some sneakers and clothing.

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

She made usher and Chris brown fight!!!!....she's nothing but trouble!!!!

@MONET8iAM Жыл бұрын

@@reekhavoc2932 she can’t “make” anyone do anything. We don’t even know what happened, and they don’t care for us know so it’s neither here nor there.

@jamarrobinson1942 Жыл бұрын

39:23 "Fuck you! What you mean you hate to defend me?!" MAL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOOO

@thestorm6127 Жыл бұрын

I hope mal get a chance at teyana taylor. Dude in love can’t tell me he’s not 🤣🤣

@leanderlogan8496 Жыл бұрын

Because she's so talented😂

@thestorm6127 Жыл бұрын

@@leanderlogan8496🤣🤣🤣🤣

@billyxblanco Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo mal funny af. “Edwin I will kill you with my barehands” 1:48:09

@RaBBy1875x Жыл бұрын

Absolutely zero mention of the fact that a good reason why Jay might be avoiding the paternity test is because the kids mother was underage at the time. This pod is extremely selective of who they properly scrutinise and who they don’t 😐

@user-nn7ct3hk7c Жыл бұрын

Are you surprised the dude who’s brother started roc nation won’t slander their biggest artist?

@407movementBeats Жыл бұрын

Julian just be talking. He so misinformed. 😂

@Odd1x Жыл бұрын

The last 30 is so infectious 😂 Yall killed this

@Thoughtitwasadrought Жыл бұрын

Mal really a psychic

@F0XXDweller Жыл бұрын

Mal: I don't really care about politics Mal: *proceeds to say enough shit to make a Fox News audition tape* 😂

@nusathechemist Жыл бұрын

Yooo. Baby D legs are huge. I think we need to stop calling her baby.

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

Yeah wtf!!!!! Those legs are gigantic!!!!!!!!

@nusathechemist Жыл бұрын

Rory is having a bad day. And it shows.

@BailzPagliacci Жыл бұрын

lmfao nah this was really comedy at the end

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

Not them frying Tory Lmfaoo

@xandermartin2118 Жыл бұрын

“Goodnight Mal” - eddin “Eddin I will kill you with my bare hands” - Mal 😂😂😂😂

@treylaflame Жыл бұрын

Best pod on earth yo 😭😭😭😭

@kylehill7147 Жыл бұрын

“Shake the room” 😂

@CareerDropout. Жыл бұрын

"I'm not in that algorithm, I'm sorry" quote💯

@gloshines9148 Жыл бұрын

Stay Dangerous is some Darkwing Duck shit😂

@MrParker-ux2mh Жыл бұрын

01:02:40 Demaris why you sat up and leaned forward like you was finna throw Rory a beatin???? 😂😂😂😂 Rory bout to catch the fade for nuthn!! 😂😂

@SkyeDaMan Жыл бұрын

1:56 Demaris really have no class, but pretends she does. “Bokay” of flowers 😂😂😂

@billyxblanco Жыл бұрын

She from upstate they can’t talk !

@laurenjackson2810 Жыл бұрын

Btw she actually pronounced correctly, dummy. Smh. Y’all just be saying anything to be some haters.

@princess-jc7if Жыл бұрын

I bet Demaris look JUST like her daddy

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Chrisakacdo Жыл бұрын

Mal dressed like skully from The Wood 😂😂😂

@iamPascualRodriguez Жыл бұрын

Something’s just don’t change (Mal’s sports takes)

@THEDUBYUZ Жыл бұрын

Mal being real with that walking in the room shit. That comes from living in sketch places and being alert all the time.

@cpiercejr Жыл бұрын

Voting is serious, so its hard for me to see them as serious adults. It must be the privilege or something.

@enricks48 Жыл бұрын

I know what Mal talking about! Definitely been in the middle of a dream and consciously know I’m dreaming and wake myself

@Pimpin0225 Жыл бұрын

Yo someone put a muzzle on Mal during political talk. This man has no idea about the real world and the gerrymandering done to help elect these officials 🤦🏾‍♀️

@KiedaBordeaux Жыл бұрын

Mal's fit is three hard this ep.

@stephenjohn841 Жыл бұрын

Remember about 3 pods ago when mal predicted the warriors were gonna wash the lakers 😂 all time worst sport takes continues

@chriscraddock2867 Жыл бұрын

Mal be so wrong about sports a lot lol. He be wrong about music sometimes too

@stephenjohn841 Жыл бұрын

@chriscraddock2867 D: who do they play if the beat the heat Mal: Looking like Philly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yall know how much money we could have made betting against all of mals sports picks?

@chriscraddock2867 Жыл бұрын

@@stephenjohn841 big facts.. Honestly us laker fans hope he picks the nuggets

@Wise_Guy_1 Жыл бұрын

Mal dressed like he did time in compton.

@ReallyHimnotthem Жыл бұрын

When I part ways with the homies I either say “C safe, stay dangerous” or “aight bro I’m gone, I’ll holla at ya”

@tonysosa751 Жыл бұрын

Mal definitely said go be legendary 😂

@swayyung7448 Жыл бұрын

Can ya get everyone else better seating

@rascalmania Жыл бұрын

Agreed, and laptop stand for baby d and julian

@TheShaylaV Жыл бұрын

Baby D was getting her shit off shit episode and I ain’t mad at it 😂

@TheTerriflowerShow Жыл бұрын

Mail is so disconnected from reality😂

@tylercollins8486 Жыл бұрын

Tell baby D watch how she rubbing them knees 👀👀 lol

@Tyler_ThaTruth Жыл бұрын

yo the moo record went viral cause she was throwing ass not because it was mediocre lol but for her to call her new music mediocre is kinda funny

@islandmanmikep Жыл бұрын

If you think old men can't have babies look up Coleman Young.

@bryancole4022 Жыл бұрын

Every hotel/motel room ive ever been in, had a chain or that metal bar that acts like a chain. Rory mustve been pissy drunk and passed out 😂

@spookygz4109 Жыл бұрын

I think this the first time I wouldn't wear what he got one 😂

@cb312luv Жыл бұрын

I don’t know if it’s the shrooms, but y’all hilarious right now 1:45:23

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

Cat dog😂😂😂😂 Garfield

@barrytaylor3514 Жыл бұрын

Men can have kids in their Nineties. So don't do that.

@sagevoid Жыл бұрын

Damaris is toxic. 😂

@GFTM1 Жыл бұрын

Mal is a mastermind when he wanna be

@dublife572 Жыл бұрын

They will never let Ye walk completely out of the door. Too much $.

@gilfordmccormack8140 Жыл бұрын

I like the new voice mail segment great idea

@Dekree18 Жыл бұрын

She said "Fighting your sleep paralysis Demon" that's wild

@leejohn_bns Жыл бұрын

36:10 Mal thinks he's saying some profound thing about this topic. How else do you do a rollout for a product? Lmfaooooo You stand up your marketing and branding across all social platforms, etc. 😂 Mal said "look at the background. It looks like a green screen." Have you looked behind you lately? 😂😂😂

@dumisa7 Жыл бұрын

What exactly is the difference between being "forced" and "having no choice", Rory? There is none. Sometimes Rory is just contrary to be contrary.

@ToDaMaxxx Жыл бұрын

Demaris, Jay cannot owe anyone child support as an adult. If his mother would've tried that herself prior to her death then he could tried to sue but only if he was also granted her estate. However the point is she wouldve had to have sued. She didnt. And even if he still isnt looking at anything. Sorry. He is an adult

@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын

He was found liable in civil court. He wasnt convicted by a criminal court. No matter how people may feel about that, they are two very different things. Its not "on his jacket". These things tend to happen when a criminal case fails.