24 Of Dorothy Zbornak's Best One Liners

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Long live the slut!
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 24 Of Dorothy Zbornak's Best One-Liners. Since we did a video for just Sophia, it's only fair to do a compilation video for Dorothy Zbornak. Despite being the center of the show and usually the voice of reason, Dorothy is still not above throwing some serious shade at her fellow Golden Girls. In fact, she probably has the best one-liners out of the entire cast. So here's a sampling of some of our favorite savage quotes from Dorothy.
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@inkheart151 5 жыл бұрын

“But I warn you, I did time at Attica” “Attica’s a men’s prison...” “I know. I was there a year before they found out.”

@alicewilloughby4318 5 жыл бұрын

"How did you ever pull that off?!" "I work in the public school system. It's not that different."

@milagrosgranados1316 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын

@@alicewilloughby4318 convicted felons behave better than today's school children

@DinosaurNick 4 жыл бұрын

@@pattonramming1988 truuuuu

@adamjustadam 4 жыл бұрын

Murderers behave better than elementary school students 😂

@anthonyinteresting4736 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." So relatable.

@skwiggledame 5 жыл бұрын

I want to use that line lol

@andrewmiller5126 5 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@miscellaneousintelligence7044 5 жыл бұрын

Is that from Golden Palace? I don't remember this from Golden Girls

@skwiggledame 5 жыл бұрын

Apparently

@carolinatosini6267 5 жыл бұрын

Miscellaneous Intelligence yes is from golden palace

@ericruiz1036 5 жыл бұрын

God put Bea Arthur on this earth to play this role.

@williamfisher74 4 жыл бұрын

and Maude

@adamjustadam 4 жыл бұрын

Even 11 years after she died she’ll live on forever on our TV screens. Love her ❤️

@tonedeaftalent 4 жыл бұрын

The script, in describing what they are looking for, described Dorothy as “a bea aurthur type.” She is the role.

@MrBlackboy21ful 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy enough, Rose and Blanche were going to be different actresses.

@moimeme6533 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBlackboy21ful actually they were originally cast for each other's role

@babelove45 5 жыл бұрын

"I won't stand for this!" Dorothy: "but I bet you'll lay down for it" savage 😂💀

@OctoberLibra1 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO....He let Blanche have it.....

@lasercatsproductions 3 жыл бұрын

Well that was just plain rude.

@rachaelsmith625 3 жыл бұрын

@@lasercatsproductions Some people just don't know when to quit

@BookLover1939 5 жыл бұрын

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know! Best line ever!

@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын

Won't stop you if I say no

@nodualidad.patrihernandez4008 4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@ladyfire44 4 жыл бұрын

Dorothy: Rose you work in Grief Counseling. What do you expect, Comedians?

@blasen_schlampe1108 3 жыл бұрын

My grandma would’ve been perfect if they ever needed a fifth golden girl. She had the same sass and sarcasm which we all inherited. So imagine a family reunion of snarky one liners

@Izzyduude 5 жыл бұрын

You missed the best one! Rose: where are you going Dorothy? Dorothy leaving the house out the back door. Dorothy: to get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way!

@sergiogalindo3024 5 жыл бұрын

#2 Rose: "Why does she need a kidney?" Dorothy: "To feed the cat! Rose"

@estheresch3989 5 жыл бұрын

3. Rose: can I asked a dumb question? Dorothy: better than anyone else!

@soniarena5250 5 жыл бұрын

Esther Esch yea, that was a good one!!

@kdohertygizbur 4 жыл бұрын

Her 2 best ones Blanche: honey I've been stretching this body for years Dorothy: sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count Dorothy: legwarmers ? Clerk: you need something to keep your thighs warm, what are you using now Dorothy: Friction, that's why we're here One more Rose: things we said on our way from a restaurant..th Dorothy: THE TWO OF YOU SHARED...WE GET IT !!!! One More Sophia: Dorothy look, Vincenzos new work crew Dorothy: Looks like the road company of Cocoon

@maxxh5331 3 жыл бұрын

*I'll decide in the car.

@mjstory1976 5 жыл бұрын

I don't remember an episode where Dorothy wasn't savage

@elHEARTBREAKER 5 жыл бұрын

Such episode doesn't exist. Her ruthlessness was epic and non stop and it was only surpassed by Sophia's 😂🙌

@Inuyasha4838 5 жыл бұрын

You know what they say Like Mother Like Daughter

@davidurban6813 5 жыл бұрын

Do I ever wish I could fire off one liners like that and make the recipient feel like 2¢ waiting for change. LOL

@madamefluffy4788 5 жыл бұрын

Next to Sophia, Dorothy had the best snarky comebacks.

@preciouscooperwood8334 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I know right.

@tarigniadraconix7175 5 жыл бұрын

when I grow old I aspire to be this goddess of a woman

@Danidiva21 5 жыл бұрын

Tarignia Draconix Same

@winnifredforbes8712 5 жыл бұрын

Tarignia Draconix I'm working on it!

@zacherydelafuerte6946 5 жыл бұрын

But I also want to be Sophia though 😂😂😂

@dollydagger4306 5 жыл бұрын

I'm half her age, and I'm already there. Tho SHE is the Goddess.

@suzycreamcheesez4371 4 жыл бұрын

why do you think she's old?

@mortricia_heller7713 5 жыл бұрын

“It says here on my Ha-Ha birthday list that Bobby is 7, Jeanie is 9, and Dorothy is- -“ “I’LL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT, HA-HA!!” Never gets old.😂

@JJ-wk5wy 5 жыл бұрын

Omfg that episode was hilarious. They all were.

@ExtoPlasmOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

Morticia_Heller “Dorothy’s the oldest!” :oD

@isaacwood4763 4 жыл бұрын

Well when your an old lady who likes to be asked there age am I right ?

@tomservo56954 4 жыл бұрын

"Get BENT, Ha-Ha!"

@evanrichardson4744 3 жыл бұрын

What episode is that

@littlebigb5370 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day" On behalf of all service employees: thank you, you beautiful, sassy, old lady you.

@Alsira98 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this show proves that old is gold.

@cgreen399 4 жыл бұрын

Shows that it was well written when it’s still funny 30+ years later. One of my favorites!😂

@desertrose1226 2 жыл бұрын

@@grimreaper2606 she was gorgeous.. although to be honest so was Bea (Dorothy) she just wore weird clothes.

@goodbadbill 2 жыл бұрын

And that women can be funny

@vrtexmoon5126 Жыл бұрын

Women are not funny, they are adorable

@rippingtons60 Жыл бұрын

Dorothy: "Then how come I'm not rich?"

@madmuziq 5 жыл бұрын

"Then where am I supposed to sleep?!" "On the floor like any dog!" 🐶🐶😂😂😂💀💀

@scooterdover2771 5 жыл бұрын

I like the later part of that when Stan threatens to pull out the big guns, and her response to the "big guns".

@mr.d.572 5 жыл бұрын

👎

@MyoclonicJerkCough 5 жыл бұрын

"You're wasting your time Stan, I'm familiar with the 'big gun'" lol

@Jokie155 5 жыл бұрын

Am I mishearing because of where the clip cuts off, or does he swear right after that?

@letaviabryant8599 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_jakester_0444 5 жыл бұрын

BeaArthur was truly a gift to us mortals

@flav2689 5 жыл бұрын

Jake Draws and Sketches Indeed she was. Miss her dearly.

@jasonwulff8341 5 жыл бұрын

She was a bad ass too. She volunteered in one of the world war's

@natesmith5493 5 жыл бұрын

Cant believe she was a marine

@sherryduggar8821 4 жыл бұрын

@@natesmith5493 I can.

@JasmineSurrealVideos 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy was savage and caustic, but what made it watchable and her likable was that under all the tough guy stuff she actually cares about and stood up for her friends, which isn't such a common quality. That and her fabulous facial expressions and also she's a good looking, unusual woman, kinda mannish but very attractive at the same time. I don't ever think I've seen anyone like her on TV ever. She's in that category of unique performers like Buster Keaton, Jerry Lewis, etc.

@eternalflame7176 5 жыл бұрын

My vocabliary is like 8 bazillion notches lower

@trinibago7682 4 жыл бұрын

Wow welllll said!!!! You said it absolutely well!!!!!!

@Beth_Amphetamine 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@desertrose1226 2 жыл бұрын

She reminds me of Lauren Bacall somehow, not so much in look but in attitude and a similar voice.

@Moyaiville_Productions Жыл бұрын

@@desertrose1226 It's funny how Sophia said that in Season 7 but said it as a joke when saying Dorothy looked like a young bacall 😂

@Lightsaber- 5 жыл бұрын

"Durk's nearly 5 years younger than I am." "In what Blanche? Dog years?" haha xD

@christianparrish6647 3 жыл бұрын

Nice to meet you

@777coffeelover 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite line: Go hug a landmine..

@crystaljones5516 4 жыл бұрын

There very comfortable

@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын

@@crystaljones5516 you certainly feel your muscles loosen

@DinosaurNick 4 жыл бұрын

@@pattonramming1988 omg lol

@Zumcho 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy's character was so much more than the writing. Bea delivered it impeccably. By far my favorite golden girl!

@thomasjenkins7506 5 жыл бұрын

it couldn't have been anyone other than bea arthur. she's amazing.

@ArohaStill 7 ай бұрын

Her acting ability is second to no one. Her ability to use her face alone to completely deliver every emotion and feeling is so rare. She was an absolute gem! I cannot separate Sophia & Dorothy in my heart and mind. Both my favs.

@uknownfool1731 5 жыл бұрын

Blanche the parking lot doesn't count . 😭😭😭😭

@Danidiva21 5 жыл бұрын

Uknown Fool lol

@elizak6421 4 жыл бұрын

My fave one of all time: “Stan used to give me tulips after a fight. Towards the end, our living room looked like Easter in Rotterdam.”

@blugreen123 5 жыл бұрын

"My feet have wings, barf bag," and "Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato," are two of the best!

@mnirwin5112 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." OMG ... I work in retail ... I really must remember that one!

@donnawoodford4127 Жыл бұрын

That would be a good comeback to all the customers who treat you like garbage.

@jacquelinedimattia774 5 жыл бұрын

"Go hug a landmine!".. Lol 🤣

@lauriereamy7296 5 жыл бұрын

OMG how hilarious 🤣😅

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 5 жыл бұрын

Me to almost everyone I know.

@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын

Basically me sober at a family gathering

@letaviabryant8599 4 жыл бұрын

That classic though

@rhondatraywick7307 5 жыл бұрын

Her shutting the door in Stan's face is priceless! Bea was just fabulous!

@LadyCoyKoi 4 жыл бұрын

"I worked in the public school system... it's not that different from this." OMG! My sides! XD Not only is she savage, but she throws enough truth bombs to flatten the world.

@Holly5794 5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites is when Dorothy says to her mother "get back here you deceitful little Sicilian gecko"

@kakilino 5 жыл бұрын

"now you can call him garbage" :-D

@kakilino 5 жыл бұрын

:-D @Elissa Rose Holmes

@nihal.k2411 5 жыл бұрын

@Elissa Rose Holmes slayed😂😂😂

@Your.Uncle.AngMoh 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy didn’t have to say anything; the look was enough.

@Cruzan9 5 жыл бұрын

"Two armed Pinkerton guards." and "Go hug a landmine." I thought those were priceless.

@kierredestiny2 3 жыл бұрын

And don’t forget “In what Blanche, Dog years? 🤣

@williethomas5116 2 жыл бұрын

Stan Where am I supposed to sleep Dorothy On the floor like any dog!!

@williethomas5116 2 жыл бұрын

Blanche I don't have tell you I've got more endurance than you Dorothy We're not dancing on our backs!!

@jarednil69 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day!" Boy, I wish I could say that to some people!

@odinfromcentr2 2 жыл бұрын

I don't blame you.

@NicoleHRRCP 5 жыл бұрын

CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!

@adampalmer7387 5 жыл бұрын

The baffon

@ms.independent8935 5 жыл бұрын

Nicole Macal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cherisedavidson5933 4 жыл бұрын

That is one of my faves 😂😂😂

@justinregenwetter5240 4 жыл бұрын

me if I were a sex ed teacher

@PatricksCrazyPlace 4 жыл бұрын

"Not everything Jeremy" That was probably Dorothy's most subtle and savage burn.

@moimeme6533 4 жыл бұрын

one of the best moments ever on that show

@williethomas5116 2 жыл бұрын

Hated that vile abusive dirtbag. Becky was too good for him.

@desertrose1226 2 жыл бұрын

I hated Jeremy what a shitbag.

@reuellucas7187 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it

@Furienna 6 ай бұрын

@@reuellucas7187 Dorothy implied that Jeremy was the bigger ***hole.

@vickip750 5 жыл бұрын

"Where am I supposed to sleep, Dorothy?" "On the floor like any dog". Ooh, laughing and burns!

@JamesBabyyyy 5 жыл бұрын

But I bet you lay down for it I'm crying

@FEARSWTOR 5 жыл бұрын

Well that was just plain RUDE.

@scooterdover2771 5 жыл бұрын

@@FEARSWTOR Some people just don't know when to quit.

@melindadendunnen9713 5 жыл бұрын

Take it Dorothy!

@melbell0865 2 жыл бұрын

As a child, you wanted these women to be your grandmother: as an adult woman, you wanted them as your mother: and as an older woman, you’d aspire to *be* these women. The Golden Girls: a true icon towards every generation known to humankind.

@karlheinzegger4534 4 жыл бұрын

They could not have found four other actresses to portray these characters any better. Timeless great.

@paullatimer1639 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if you have a pulse much less a nice day" lol.

@rasheedahkeshwah3195 5 жыл бұрын

What episode is dat from??

@jacolagreene9870 5 жыл бұрын

@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 my same question?! I have seen all episodes of golden girls several times and have never seen that one!

@Kindred04 5 жыл бұрын

@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 and @jacola greene - That was actually from an episode of The Golden Palace, the very short lived spinoff of The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur guest starred in a 2 part episode, and in this clip she was helping the other ladies by waiting on dining customers at their hotel because they were short staffed. The name of the episode is "Seems Like Old Times."

@rasheedahkeshwah3195 5 жыл бұрын

@@Kindred04 thanks

@adamjustadam 4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could’ve told people off with this line. It’s amazing!

@ShinigamiAleksi 5 жыл бұрын

"My rear tires have less pressure!" My fave line will always be when Blanche talked about living in the South and being a Southern belle and she mentioned she met a boyfriend in Atlanta and Dorothy replied, "Atlanta? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that where the CDC is?"

@jessicalillianweinberg4401 5 жыл бұрын

I think she was talking about receiving multiple "gentleman callers" like an old-fashioned Southern belle.

@alinadeem1696 5 жыл бұрын

"Not everything, Jeremy." So much savage in so few syllables.

@DefSquadFan 5 жыл бұрын

Ali Nadeem I didn't get the joke.

@alinadeem1696 5 жыл бұрын

@@DefSquadFan When he said that she's a bigger "everything" (fat joke), Dorothy basically said that Jeremy is the bigger piece of shit in the room which, if you've seen the episode, would be an understatement.

@Fatima502 5 жыл бұрын

@@alinadeem1696 I agree 100% and I can think of single word to replace "piece of shit", one which gynecologists know well.

@tiatrips 5 жыл бұрын

I don't even think it was that serious. Bigger ass, asshole, jerk, whatever, could have fit in there just as well.

@Isaiah558thru11 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite line... just perfect timing and delivery!

@anykoaniko426 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy is a the most savage on the show next to sophia ofc

@SpaceCase132 5 жыл бұрын

Where do you think she got it from?

@anykoaniko426 5 жыл бұрын

lmao true

@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын

She learned from the best

@hannekirkeb6087 4 жыл бұрын

Like mother like daugther

@MyoclonicJerkCough 5 жыл бұрын

Not really Dorothy being savage but one of my favorite moments (discussing Nurse "Angel of Death" Defarge) Blanche: At 2:00 am, I was entertaining a gentleman caller... when she opened the door at the MOST inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth! Rose: You think THAT's bad, she walked in on me while I was re-enacting the gang plank scene from Peter Pan!! Dorothy: ... WHAT THE HELL GOES *ON* AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?! 😂😂

@delilahbelle2125 2 жыл бұрын

Right!?!

@AthenaKama Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I remember this episode too

@alexcintas8792 5 жыл бұрын

"you've misjudged me" lol

@FarocheCouture 5 жыл бұрын

The pause and the look on Bea's face just before she delivers the line at 3:29 is just comedy perfection.

@kierredestiny2 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part “in what Blanche, dog years?” 🤣

@S117M4sterChief 2 жыл бұрын

And her facial expression doesn’t even shift. Grade-A acting!

@FarocheCouture 2 жыл бұрын

@@S117M4sterChief Agreed.. She was hilarious!

@ellierfromthebronx4531 5 жыл бұрын

"Condoms Rose, condoms condoms!" And I loved Pat McCormack's response: "Take it easy lady, you just get out of prison or something?"

@theinvisibleme4104 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, from Attica

@mrfrundles6173 Жыл бұрын

@@theinvisibleme4104 for a year, till they found out

@FaeQueenCory 5 жыл бұрын

God. That penicillin for dessert burn was genius.

@stephaniel9545 5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite lines that was not on this segment is when Dorothy and Blanche are on Rose’s Morning Talk Show and it was about Lesbians. So Dorothy and Blanche pretended to be lovers so Rose wouldn’t tell St. Olaf stories. Anyway it was the Q & A part of the morning show and Sofia was an audience member. She had asked Dorothy how does her mother feel about her being Lesbian and Dorothy said she would ask her at “The Home”......priceless 🤣😀

@kaitradeback8423 5 жыл бұрын

AHHHH😂😂 one of my favs tooooo

@bigw8549 5 жыл бұрын

Actually they pretended to be lesbians so that Rose wouldn't get fired from her job.

@stephaniel9545 5 жыл бұрын

Frank P yep I know..... but Rose did threaten to stay at home and tell St. Olaf stories. 🤓

@jocelynmcelroy3034 5 жыл бұрын

That death stare Dorothy gave as she said that line was hilarious. Sophia got the point lol.

@shawnthompson5347 5 жыл бұрын

Yes I love that one

@enamorarteboutique2297 5 жыл бұрын

Blanche: By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs? Rose : What do you mean? Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose. (My all time fave)

@desireoxurus4208 4 жыл бұрын

Blanche : "I will not stand for it." Dorothy : " But I bet you will lay down for it."

@sherryluce5780 4 жыл бұрын

I remember one episode she said to stan, "i could vomit just looking at you" lol. One of my favorite lines.

@dollydagger4306 5 жыл бұрын

Norman Lear had said "she can say so much, with just a raise of an eyebrow.."

@traderoex1 5 жыл бұрын

Will never be another show like that again

@jaygarcia8508 4 жыл бұрын

"He's a funny man. Does he still make you laugh like he used to? No, but then again I haven't seen him naked lately" 😂😂😂😂😂

@KingDuckGuy 4 жыл бұрын

"What kind of protection?" "Two armed Pinkerton Guards" MY CHEST

@kristinadaubney2068 2 жыл бұрын

The Golden Girls had the best writers. This show is a legend!! 💕

@jiwoon2686 5 жыл бұрын

4:05 "I call him Scotty" *dorothy pops the balloon* "now you can call him garbage." *smug look*

@bloodyrose1985 5 жыл бұрын

Rose looks like she’s going to cry after Dorothy pops her balloon

@lovingmemories8902 4 жыл бұрын

I’m LITERALLY wiping tears from my face...this show was so well written, casted and directed. Dorothy is my FAVORITE lol

@kirbymarchbarcena 5 жыл бұрын

The Golden Girls was one of my fave '90s sitcom...Dorothy has the most serious one-liners but the most savage.

@bigitalia6863 5 жыл бұрын

Actually the golden girls aired from Sept 1985 - May 1992

@kirbymarchbarcena 5 жыл бұрын

@@bigitalia6863 yeah, I was only able to watch the sitcom sometime in 1991...that's just it.

@TheElementsAreWithMe 3 жыл бұрын

She is the entire reason I binge watch the entire series. She is my spirit animal. I mean how do you not love a woman who can sling an insult with such bitterness?

@andysbg77 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Fabulous!!! R.I.P. Bea Arthur!!!

@azcrum 5 жыл бұрын

Just the look on her face before she speaks is priceless.

@rachelfox8108 5 жыл бұрын

And this is why Wade Wilson calls his katana 'Bea'.

@daliahcrumpe669 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy is the 👑

@draw2death421 5 жыл бұрын

Shes a crown?

@daliahcrumpe669 5 жыл бұрын

Thrak The Carrier Of The Moonlight she's the queen

@alyssaupshaw4985 4 жыл бұрын

Daliah Crumpé She’s the empress

@ferryn6877 5 жыл бұрын

Only 24? Must’ve only taken you a few minutes to pick the lines. She was savage in literally almost every episode. Loved it.

@germandimplez 5 жыл бұрын

Loved #15 & #4. One of my faves: Rose is surprised that Baked Alaska made locally. Dorothy states "Mars bars are made right here on Earth." Im dying. Thanks for the vid!

@alextepe4309 5 жыл бұрын

Bea Arthur: the queen of sarcasm.

@christopherfraley9923 4 жыл бұрын

How did you guys miss: “I’ll ask her the next time I visit her at the HOME” lol 😂

@galaxygurl100williams5 4 жыл бұрын

"Go hug a landmine"😂😂😂 oh my god dorthy

@DarlingNikki2 4 жыл бұрын

I love the one where she asks Rose if she's ever given a eulogy and Rose says, "At a funeral?" and Dorothy says, "No, Rose, at a pie-eating contest." Kills me every time! I also love the one where Dorothy and Blanche come in the kitchen with Dorothy obviously carrying a box of pizza and after Blanche says they've brought dinner, Rose asks, "What'd you get?" The look on Dorothy's face as she holds the box out and says, "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy," makes me lose it every time.

@RM-nz9ny 5 жыл бұрын

I love when Dorothy laughs and does the little shoulder shimmy thing 😂

@tailsntrails 5 жыл бұрын

“ I work in the public school system it’s not that different “ I lost it

@Oceanusnovas-um2zf 4 жыл бұрын

Stan: Where am I suppose to sleep?" Dorothy: On the floor like any Dog".🤣🤣

@jackieacheson4928 5 жыл бұрын

Attaca's a mens prison! I know, I was there a year before they noticed. Gold.

@mikkot.4758 5 жыл бұрын

" I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day"....😎😎😎💯💣Savage!!!

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 5 жыл бұрын

#1 is a synopsis of my thoughts to 95% of people on earth.

@Danidiva21 5 жыл бұрын

HeyMyLifeIsLibby it’s true

@haranguemeringue8957 3 жыл бұрын

“Dump him, Rose. He’s driftwood,” from S1:E22, Job Hunting is one of my favorite GG lines of all time. Bea Arthur’s delivery of that line & the look on her face always crack me up. All of these actresses are legends. ❤️

@imamemberofstars6003 5 жыл бұрын

"The slut is dead. Long live the slut." I die every single damn time lmaooo

@Brigid-Silverstone13 5 жыл бұрын

I never get tired of this show. It makes me laugh every time. ❤️

@bellasaward8330 3 жыл бұрын

I love her so much. Rest In Peace, beautiful Bea - My girl. ❤️

@YourGamingHighness 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite Golden Girl!!!!!!!

@82sarahg 5 жыл бұрын

Mine Too .... Slowly Becoming Her .... No Regrets 🤣🤣🤣

@dollydagger4306 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy is my spirit animal. "Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count."

@bearnurse1 5 жыл бұрын

"really Rose, I always thought Churchill said that at Yalta" "Isn't that how Mrs Simpson met the Duke of Windsor?"

@ajromero3692 4 жыл бұрын

Dorothy was always shady af and I live for it.

@michellegreen5717 5 жыл бұрын

"I'll punch your lights out Haha"

@frosch6532 5 жыл бұрын

She's my very favourite golden girl 💙😁😊I relate to her and Sophia's mother daughter relationship so much the banter they have the back en forth it's basically the same as my own mother and me 😂💯

@amyholley4331 5 жыл бұрын

Mine too.

@frosch6532 5 жыл бұрын

Truth 🙌🏻💯☺️

@stephaniel9545 5 жыл бұрын

So awesome to see that you and your momma have the same banter as Sofia and Dorothy.....my mom and I have the same relationship and there are friends of mine who just can’t believe that my mom and I can talk to each other that “way”.....and my mom and I are like “what way”.....it’s normal for us 😁🤣

@frosch6532 5 жыл бұрын

Stephanie L same totally the same 🙌🏻🤣 especially about how some people don't get it they say to how can you talk to your mom like that and I'm like .....🙄😅 umm where do you think I got it from ? . that's how we always speak to each other and she gives as good as she gets 😅 my cousin called us Sofia and Dorothy one time and I asked her what she meant ? And that's the story of how I first discovered golden girls true story 🙌🏻

@bethe192 4 жыл бұрын

My very favorite that you missed was, "She started with "Try to Remember", and...she couldn't". My sides hurt I laughed so hard. Miss you Bea!! 🥰

@bigk8210 5 жыл бұрын

Just remember the Golden Girls Rule: If one says something Rose would have said a person has the right to respond the way Dorothy would have responded. 😁

@kierredestiny2 3 жыл бұрын

“Go hug a land mine” 🤣 THE funniest

@williamskelton325 5 жыл бұрын

God this list could be endless, a few missing gems " Now listen up you withered old Sicilian Monkey" " Its true....possum is brain food" "Want the pot again Rose?" "Yes Rose...hes a lizard" " remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her"

@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын

Random woman: where's the tramp who's sleeping with my husband 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 Dorothy: Blanche company!!

@Moyaiville_Productions Жыл бұрын

@@pattonramming1988 The line was, who's the tramp that's ruining my Gerald's life? This was in Season 7 and it was Episode 6. It was titled "Mother Load"

@victoriamartines5030 4 жыл бұрын

Dorothy Zbornak is the definition of Savage Queen Of Sass. She might have ONLY one rival of the same caliber in Lady Olenna from GoT.

@elizabitty213 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ll punch your heart out HaHa” lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@grandcatsmama3421 4 жыл бұрын

She proves that when you hit a certain age you can say anything you want about anyone. I didn't even watch the show and I think she'll go down in history as the Queen of Oneliners.