People that do engagement photos in public places should just friggin deal with other people being in the shot. Honestly.

Nick’s complaining brings me so much joy. 🥰 I mean, I hate that he was so miserable, but man… he’s fun to watch being miserable.

"What are you going to do after this?" "Probably play in traffic." 🤣🤣 the deadpan way Nick said this just killed me

I want to see a series titled "Nick Roasts Real Estate" where Nick spills the tea on famous places like Grand Central Station or Times Square!

I would be so happy to have Nick in my engagement photos. 😊

“Nicolas, to the bridge” and he died… 😂😂😂😂

Fun fact: All of the above ground water features in Central Park are man made. No sewage. The entire park was designed for aesthetic photo opportunities. However, there is a real river running through the park that is rerouted underground through a sophisticated system.

"Nick, what's your favorite part of this?" "The end." I can't tell you how much I look forward to your videos, Nick. You crack.me.up.

Nick is the biggest mood, I love him so. "My ghostly skin is burning, I'm like a fajita rn" 🤣

Nick rowing backwards the entire time is pretty impressive

nick is an agent of wholesome chaos and i'm here for every second

Just seeing the title “nick goes boating” made me smile. You’re the best

Can you please do more things you absolutely hate and complain about them? This is priceless! (What's your take on rollercoasters? Playing the recorder? Pony-riding? Shopping on Black Friday in Walmart?... Oh, the possibilities...)

I just appreciate that Nick chooses to be honest about how he feels and what he finds valuable. Society has trained us to do things because other people claim they're worthwhile. Nick's superpower is his relentless honesty about exactly how many points things deserve. It's the dark existential comedy of the discomfort of living in a world of forced feelings and expectations. If he had a slogan, it would be "Nick Smith: Doing life, but not down with life". 😂 Also, if you were a Disney character, you would have to be Eeyore. ❤

I did the Central Park boats once… this is accurate. I think my friend and I had these same conversations 😂😂😂

This is my favorite Nick clip! I think you are so brave for undertaking an outdoor activity and letting us join you. The real estate review was particularly special, even if brief. The turtles showed up JUST for you! Part of me worries how you felt the day after, without a turtle shell to protect you. Several coats of different brands of sunscreen, sunscreen, and more sunscreen were needed, but perhaps you had that and still felt the heat. You didn't ruin anyone's engagement photos - any more than they ruined your social media clip. We all need to share the road. I mean waves. I mean ripples... It seems they did cool down their heat quickly, so it all worked out, mostly because you were a gentleman about it! 💚

Nick is so effortlessly funny 💀💀

I want more tours from nick

Please tell me you named ur turtle Franklin b/c of the cartoon. They see me rowin, they hatin 😂 Saw the title & my 1st thought was, dear Lord how did he get a boat lol. Thanks for the content; love the commentary 💚

"Franklin Frankliiiiin" 😂🤣🤣

"Nicholas, what was your favorite part of this?" Nick: "The end." Breaks an oar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Priceless!...

Thanks for all you put yourself through for our entertainment, Nick. Looking forward to your next video when you play in traffic. 😀 I absolutely LOVE your sunglasses. ❤

The Dakota was also where the film ROSEMARY'S BABY was filmed. It had a more dreary Victorian look at the time. Boating with Nick was not as pictured in MAURICE but so much more entertaining. Afterwards Nick deserves to be treated to a cafe' brunch or lupper with a tall cool libation of his own choice.

When are we going to get a roller coaster video 🤣🤣🤣

*Opens KZfaq* OMFG NICK IS ROWING A BOAT, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. Thank you for not disappointing 💀 ❤

thank you Nick for risking the sun and central park to bring us a great video. Hope you didn't get too burnt

Through all the struggle, Nick still managed to educate us on historical timelines and happenings. Professionalism costs nothing. And that luminous vampire skin showcase is a total bonus. Thanks for another one! 😂💗✨

Even during the painful experience of rowing, Nick still wants to give people a tour of Manhattan real estate. He must really love NYC. ❣ What's more dangerous: rowing in Central Park or taking the subway?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Nick do so much physical activity. 💜

Hahahahaha!! You know, my husband and I went with friends to do a canoeing trip down a river. I stupidly chose the five mile instead of the one mile, and my husband and I hated every minute. Boats should have motors. There, I said it.

"Franklin" 🤣 this man is a treasure!

Nick is so funnyyyy. I'm so glad he has a channel!

If I were a fish in that water, I'd have swam up to your boat and said NIIIIIICK!! *Because I'd be a fish.

“Franklin?…Franklin.” 💀💀💀 Took me out.

“That’s where we made out the first time!” _“Yeah, I’ve made out with lots of people there”_ damn❄️☃️💀❄️

Nick is my new Coco Peru. I can't wait to see what he does (and complains about) next.

I FELT the sunburn through the screen!

With your videos you're bringing back vibes we lost years ago. I really enjoy your content for what it is, also you're just a hilarious person.

Iconic. Nick forcing himself to be out in the world is exactly what I needed to watch while stuck at home with a cold.

Nick, I feel for you...I am built similarly to you (tall and lanky), but I'm not in nearly as good a shape as you, so I would have done even worse in this situation--there would have been wrecks, capsized boats, near-drownings, turtles flailing about, and possibly explosions if I did what you did! (And in less time, alas!) So, well done to you for at least giving it a go, because from my perspective, you did quite good! :)

The moment I saw the title of this video, I said 'oh no....' and immediately clicked on the video

"Nick, what is your favorite part of this?" "The end."

Grey Gardens meets Olympic Rowing. Awesome as always you amazing beast 😅.

“Hey that boat has 3 oars! “😅 j/k We really enjoyed this outing! Thank you for suffering for the lols. And awesome shout out to the Dakota. (Also In Rosemary’s Baby) that place always gives me the bad voodoo vibes. Also loved the “Nicolas” pleading off camera 😂😂 And we would cherish our engagement photos if you crashed them. ❤😊

Ahh poor Nick, the things you do to keep us happy. I should probably see a urologist or just wear a diaper when watching because you usually make me piss myself 😂😂😂

it's liberating to be able to say "it was honestly not enjoyable and I'm not glad I did it" so I'm happy for you ☺

Uncle Nick diaries, on a boat❤🙌🏼

That wasn't The Dakota, that was The Langham. Aren't you in real estate?? LOL

How is Nick cooking more chaotic than actual physical activity?

This is the best channel I've ever subscribed to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick - We love you boy!

That scoop neck... is a no 😂

"I don't have the arm strength." Same.

The trees were beautiful in the background. Great to see the Dakotas and bit of skyline. Central Park is remarkable. I am sure it was a total pain in the arse tho. They see me rowing and they hate it. 😂

Thank you Nick. Nice way to experience NYC (from a tourists perspective) and such a great boating outfit. 😎

i knew from the thumbnail alone this was going to be iconic

I just k ow Nick was sooooooore and aching for days after this 😅

Immediately thought of Kathern Hepburn "On Golden Pond" :)

Love love love yo Nick ❤

Talk about work, girl. You're rowing backward. Euphemisms abound. 😂

OMG, that hat is so Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan! 🍸🍸🍸You're suppose to have staff rowing the boat, silly!

"I should put a neck brace on and sue him, " 😂 that moment was hilarious. It reminded me of my college days trying to cross the parking lots/roads on campus.

He sounds just like Squidward

FRANKLIN!!! 😂

Nick is so unhinged I love him 😂😂😂 I need more of this

Two people on a boat. One person in need of a helping hand. Not a turn was taken. Lol I WOULD'VE ROWED FOR YOU NICK!!😂❤❤

Starting my day with this makes me feel like I can do anything. Favorite KZfaq channel right now❤

It's the arm strength for me

Your look reminds me of Countess Luann for some reason. I love it!

Lol did this yrs ago with friends this is EXACTLY how we were & immediately regretted doing it. It was a struggle 😂

I fking love Nick

I'm so happy you have a channel... thank you for being you!

I laughed till I cried and spritzed simultaneously😂

Nick, always an adventure. Would love to see your companion sometime. He seems like such a good sport. 👍.

lol...thank u for taking us on this journey,,,,,,

You're such a grumpy delight❤ Also ive never seen anyone row forward 😂

Nice Magellan reference. No one tell Nick Magellan was killed by natives in the Pacific and never got home.

So you are my inner voice. I say that like I dot actually say what you say out loud but I like to pretend I’m a better person. It makes me feel better about myself. Lol

Well I enjoyed it! 😂😂😂

Thanks for taking us along, my arms are tired just watching this 😂

love this

Kudos for doing it. You make me crack up with your expressions and commentary.

Franklin !!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

"Franklin!" 🤣🤣🤣

You had me at boating 💕 🤣

How is it November and Nick is rowing in shorts and a sun hat 😅

I love your hat, Nick! I loved seeing your tour guide side! You should do more historic tours with us!

Love him

Nick is my Spirit Animal.

I just love himmmm

3:23 😂😂😂😂 That part took me out of service

I gave u a like for your effort 😂😂😂😂

Gurl, nobody told you you were going backwards the entire time? No wonder it wore you out. 😂

Nicks face in their engagement photo is my face when I’m pooping❤

I like this POV going-on-a-date with Nick

The camera man: "Row, Nick, row" 😅 Thank you for content! Would love for you to take us n little tours around New York w you!

I loved it.

Smashing hat this time round Nick! 🛕

That video had me rolling with laughter. Tears and all. Ha! That is exactly how miserable I imagined it to be. Thanks for the clarification!

You did it that's the takeaway.