“Bicycle seat lookin ass” got me pretty good ngl 😂
@jocelynarroyo17994 ай бұрын
Me too!🤣🤣🤣
@Saucisse_Praxis4 ай бұрын
I can't unsee it now
@dogg924 ай бұрын
This one broke me
@TucoDog-ho6fw4 ай бұрын
This gal is hilarious. I thought big booty Judy was funny till she said that. 👍🏻
@sixteezchild4 ай бұрын
I LOVE your dogs! We have come cooky names for our bloodhounds too! It's all in love!
@3SquirrelsInATrenchcoat4 ай бұрын
Not one of these names need any explanation. These all make perfect sense. Yes, yes. 🧐
@Ichijo-ot7om4 ай бұрын
The maker themselves has agreed 🧐
@mhm778874 ай бұрын
"the long arm of the law" is my favourite
@adammitchel18944 ай бұрын
It really got me for some reason 😭
@hilhaswheels4 ай бұрын
"Pumpkin pie 3 ft high" is the cutest thing I've ever heard 😂
@Citcrustacean363 ай бұрын
hairy mclary, from Donaldson's dairy
@miriamduhamel86794 ай бұрын
my mom calls me squirmy wormy. i am honored to share a nickname with such a magnificent creature
@khutchinsoncpa14 ай бұрын
I, too, called my children wormy squirmy. I will inform them of the honor this has bestowed upon them.
@Heliaclay4 ай бұрын
My mom calls me the Great Depression
@partyponyz12394 ай бұрын
Oh dear. Abby cannot use these anymore.
@CommanderWiggins4 ай бұрын
I feel like one of the signs that you love your pets is having an obscenely long list of nicknames for them that only grows longer and more absurd by the day.
@spiwolf69984 ай бұрын
Mr. Sam, Sammy, Sangwich, Sandwich the Terrible, Sandoichi-kun, Mr. Sandwich-pants, Barky lad, Foul Hound, Loathsome Cur, Steppy Boi, Mr. Poopy Butthole, Dr. Dribbles, Tissue Water, Dirty Curtain Wagger.
@loppie_4454 ай бұрын
Carpet Muncher Little Hyena Jackal Baby Lola Wola (sometimes with an added cool your mola) Little tornado Babygirl Girlypop Bed Muncher Tasmanian Devil (We’ve had her for 7 months and the list is only gonna get longer)
@DerpDevilDD4 ай бұрын
@@spiwolf6998 Jack, Jackie, Jackie boyee (immediately followed by Jackie babyyy), jackers, jacker-doo, Jackson, jacksoon, jacksonicus, dogopus, mutt, muttricus, muttrobutticus, goon, goonipus (immediately followed by jacksoonipus), Bubba, bubs, bud, buddy, buddy-bud, budder-boo, and boy-boy And that's just one of 2 dogs and 3 cats lol
@PointsofData4 ай бұрын
What if I just default to "the big toddler" because there's really no other way to describe him?
@esk8er9004 ай бұрын
We’ve got a “mini” 75lbs Bernedoodle. His name is Sherlock Holmes and it’s his business to know what others don’t know… that he also goes by “da monster, flip flop, boppo, the floofinator & Mr. Stealyourspot” (plus a bunch more names in Polish I can’t spell). He’s a master of his field cuz he invented it; consulting dogtective.
@kallistiX14 ай бұрын
Slenderman's Cousin Cleo with the most apt picture I've ever seen.
@geneticepistomology4 ай бұрын
Full throttle axolotl is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Before this woman, these words have never been assembled together.
@anitas58174 ай бұрын
One of the best comments
@AmaraJordanMusic4 ай бұрын
This will eventually be a band name. Has to be. 🤣
@geneticepistomology4 ай бұрын
@@AmaraJordanMusic That would be awesome. What kind of music would they play? I’d love to participate, but I sing like a Borzoi and musical instruments don’t like me.
@AmaraJordanMusic4 ай бұрын
@@geneticepistomologyPop punk, circa 2006. The swishy hair works really well. They also have ✨random tambourine✨
@geneticepistomology4 ай бұрын
@@AmaraJordanMusic You’ve got a voice. (I listened to your Billie Eilish cover.) And congratulations on all the things :-)
“Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl” Did me in 💀🤣💀🤣 Also Pumpkin pie 3ft high did not allow me to revive so I’m just a ghost right now
@romanshagiev92054 ай бұрын
The Great Depression, XD. Weight of the entire world on this precious long snooter.
@HamEggsButteredToast4 ай бұрын
The Haunt Croissant! 🥐😅
@halllatricia4 ай бұрын
What that SNOOT do! LMAOOOOO 😂 Bicycle seat looking a**!
@Goibniu0014 ай бұрын
"Friar Cut??" 🤣🤣🤣
@mind-brainstudio9274 ай бұрын
Also known as The Larry Fine.
@chondele4 ай бұрын
I will be using “Side-Eye Sally.”
@jannasaslaw99864 ай бұрын
People have nothing on the side-eye ability of dogs.
@dragrace34774 ай бұрын
*looks at my Greyhound* oh we're definitely putting some of these in the rotation! Drama llama, indeed!
@JulieStones4 ай бұрын
Mine, I ask if he needs to see the manager!
@kmwsweetnesss4 ай бұрын
Long arm of the law 😂😂 all these names are too funny!
@cedrus.forest_.4 ай бұрын
personally i spiritually reconcile with clebus and pipe cleaner
@robbe-eo5ko4 ай бұрын
Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl has to be the most relatable nickname for a dog ever. I call mine something quite similar on a regular basis. Obviously there is no creature on this earth I could love more. Oh, to be worthy of such a nickname...
@RoxxsSoxxs4 ай бұрын
These nicknames need no explanation and they are glorious.
@ecbst64 ай бұрын
The Haunt Croissant better be available in Paris this coming June.
@Truckngirl4 ай бұрын
This made my eye tear! Dude! Part of your appeal is your voice. Cheers to Earpod and Shrimp on the Barbie!
@KnorpelDelux4 ай бұрын
Abba dabba dingdong reminds me of the Office...Pamalamadingdong
@icegirl22464 ай бұрын
Haha good point
@DalesDubs4 ай бұрын
KZfaq prompted me to translate this comment 😂
@KnorpelDelux4 ай бұрын
@@DalesDubs What language does it suggest?
@SquirtleHK4 ай бұрын
Abby, I too am a Panic Titanic!🤣🤭🚢 Also, Pipe-Cleaner is such a good nickname!! Fuzzy Sticks!🧡🐩
@willhudson56254 ай бұрын
I love the way you narrate your videos 😂
@eringallagher64084 ай бұрын
I laughed far too loudly at "Dirty Stinky Ugly Bad Muffin Girl"
@MercuryBPW4 ай бұрын
Full throttle axolotl cought me fully off guard and I love it 😂
@johnhudson12344 ай бұрын
OMG! - those adorable nicknames all make perfect sense.
@mikimodiq82634 ай бұрын
"Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl" had me rolling 😂
@SolrSurfr34 ай бұрын
“Full-throttle axolotl” is my new favorite combination of words
@Eilo-Smirnoff4 ай бұрын
My dog pepper has a few too including.. peppin step, poopin pep, pep doggy dog, Pepe le pew and doctor pepper 😅 love your videos 😊
@gomitatsu63374 ай бұрын
'The long arm of the law' and 'the great depression' is so good. XD
@cuntdork4 ай бұрын
Clebus is my favorite. I call my cat goobus all the time (used to say goober, but.. spiced it up a bit)
@conaldeugenepeterson21474 ай бұрын
Slithery Little Sneaky Snake is by far my favorite
@Persephonealix4 ай бұрын
They all make sense though ha
@Psyduck03074 ай бұрын
I’m in tears 😂 I’m glad I’m not the only one with weird ass names for my pet
@haniapopowska89664 ай бұрын
Drama Llama, Squirmy Wormy and Full Throttle Axolotl are my favorites!!
@tiffy7174 ай бұрын
These names crack me up! This is hilarious it’s killing me
@MidnightDragon4204 ай бұрын
😂 I have some of the same ones for my Borzoi. I call him my Stinky Boy and tell him all the time his head looks like a bicycle seat, among other nicknames
@shivangi13074 ай бұрын
I have a cat named Gobi. Sometimes I call him Lauren Boebert (Gobi=Gober=Bober=Boebert) and shame him for being a conspiracy theorist.
@lesliehankins39164 ай бұрын
Shaaaaaaame🔔 shammmmmme🔔
@hh__33474 ай бұрын
"Big booty Judy" got me 😂
@SBN894 ай бұрын
Thanks now every time I look at a sight hound I’m going think of a bicycle seat LOL
@SG112354 ай бұрын
😂 I can relate. For my windhound: Puppy Guppy, Gupp-aroo, Bunny-roo-roo, Fuzzy Beak, Fluff-enough-phagus… just to start…
@yavarnikanjam79544 ай бұрын
I really can not get enough of these two guys and the voice is perfect
@nicholahill34824 ай бұрын
What that snoot do lmao 🤣 😂 love it
@matsug57044 ай бұрын
The Haunt Croissant made me choke on my saliva xD
@meatwad30004 ай бұрын
Hilarious. Ive never heard of a silken windhound and now i have one on my dreamdog list, which already includes a borzoi. ❤❤❤
@jac20624 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen thank you for curing my seasonal depression
@msducky21934 ай бұрын
These videos always I means always make me smile and laugh, even on rough days! You are amazing
@Apolloa44 ай бұрын
Almost got a side cramp from laughing at all these great nicknames! Thank you for sharing! :D
@christineadams10314 ай бұрын
Your dogs make my day ❤
@Meredith-nw3po4 ай бұрын
dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl is my personal favorite and i will be using that for my dog now.
@jramsey96904 ай бұрын
Every day I look forward to these girls…and your deadpan delivery. Love it. If you don’t have silly nicknames for your dogs, what is wrong with you??
@justhereee4 ай бұрын
I cant even finish my laugh each time HELP there's so much happening-
@ApatheticPotato4 ай бұрын
All these nicknames with no explanation make perfect sense
@sophiehughes10114 ай бұрын
I love them all! All my cats have random nicknames, they just come out naturally 😅
@laneyhesse81024 ай бұрын
"Noggin...Dude," followed swiftly by "The Great Depression" had me rolling
@AmazingAutist4 ай бұрын
The Great Depression fucking _slayed_ me 😂
@pacifistcowboy3 ай бұрын
they’re all impeccable. there’s so many clever ones yet clebus is for some reason my favourite
@zcarp86424 ай бұрын
The blurry as all hell picture and the demonic bite for "danger noodle" gives all the explanation needed
@LindaJividen2210 күн бұрын
Your commentary of adorbs spaghetti always bring laughter to my day. 🐾❤️
@WolfThornBlu4 ай бұрын
This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days 😂😂😂
@user-hx8kv7yf2z4 ай бұрын
Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl is my absolute favorite 😂😂
@harerutoast4 ай бұрын
My cat is called “emotional support big ass”
@mayormccheese86735 күн бұрын
im dead lmao. you've outdone yourself.
@joannamcpeak75314 ай бұрын
The great depression.. I'm dead 😂😂😂
@WanderClawe11 күн бұрын
"The Great Depression" caught me off gaurd and they just kept getting better 😂
@bodhiswayze18922 ай бұрын
Cleo looks like an Axolotl! 😊❤
@ethanbuttazzi26024 ай бұрын
"slenderman's cousin cleo" is by FAR the best one kkkkkkkkkk
@crackdoggies4 ай бұрын
Adorable ❤
@boredniko24064 ай бұрын
Full throttle axolotl and the haunt croissant got me
@northernhills8634 ай бұрын
"Hunny Bunny" pic cracked me up... =D
@gamingnintendogames94572 ай бұрын
That last one was perfect What the heck is that 😎So perfect😎
@joshg.68934 ай бұрын
BICYCLE SEAT LOOKIN ASS GOT ME GOOD
@SwedePotato31413 күн бұрын
The pictures that go along with each name could not be more fitting
@pupskin1234 ай бұрын
All are great but Clebus! Stand out 😂😅😂😅xx
@CorruptedKilljoy4 ай бұрын
My mom calls our GSD "big booty Judy" too lmao
@snarlysuwithmissleeloo4 ай бұрын
Omgoodness!!! I love all their nicknames! Your puppies are so cool! Thank you for always making me giggle. "D.S.U.B.muffingirl" & "FT-axolotl" I am adding to my list of 'great vocabulary for everyday use'! 🖤🎵🎶
@doirlylmao0084 ай бұрын
PB&J THE LONG WAY UUHDHDH OBSESSED how does that phrase with Abby make ABSOLUTE sense
@marymaclaren95534 ай бұрын
I need to thank you for this video.
@AllTheButtons874 ай бұрын
The photos are really giving the nicknames though! Love these 😂
@leiliabug524011 күн бұрын
Why do these all make PERFECT sense to me?
@truBAYswagg3 ай бұрын
“full throttle axolotl” sounds like a fire band name 🤣🤣
@Molo4ov4 ай бұрын
This is just what I call my homies
@thecalmcharismatic4 ай бұрын
Died laughing seriously, "bicycle seat looking ass"
@Arcanefungus4 ай бұрын
Friar cut, dont do her dirty like that 😂
@Cara-394 ай бұрын
The long arm of the law 😂😂
@emmareid76724 ай бұрын
I am living for side-eye sally!! Ugh, she is my motto for today…
@k_bloo4 ай бұрын
The haunt croissant took me out, I'm laughing 😂
@sweddieguerrero9823Күн бұрын
“Noggin…dude” caught me off guard lol
@amberw28234 ай бұрын
None of these need explination, they are self-explanitory!!! Love them
@Thehellwalker55644 ай бұрын
Full Throttle Axolotl killed me
@thefudgems4 ай бұрын
This is the funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen.
@kubby2064 ай бұрын
These dogs bout to be in the next A24 horror movie 😊
@stfinalwrath13 күн бұрын
Haunt croissant and bicycle seat lookin ass bout got me lmao... 😂
@hollyshaw-elliemae3 ай бұрын
omfg......you KILL ME!!! cleo is chaos.. the slenderman one got me, the long arm of the law. omg all of them
@borgesguerardi4 ай бұрын
your delivery is just so impeccable i feel like you could make the bible sound funny
@gamingkat14194 ай бұрын
I love how even without context all these nicknames just make sense😹