No Animal Is Safe!! (Ruining Your Favorite Animals)

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No Animal Is Safe!! (Ruining Your Favorite Animals)

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@vernowietsch 3 жыл бұрын

Not only does this man teach us unholy animal facts against our own wellbeing, but also countless creative paraphrases for biting the dust and I am ever so grateful for that.

@catdaddy9626 3 жыл бұрын

👍

@ZBreezee-nb2rl 3 жыл бұрын

Biting the Dust? *DAISAN NO BAKUGAN-*

@InsaneLiving 3 жыл бұрын

@@ZBreezee-nb2rl *-BITES ZA DUSTO*

@nicholasweed3116 3 жыл бұрын

And he does it with the straightest face ever.

@gomazirobot2049 3 жыл бұрын

I love him

@user-eu4bq8wn8w 3 жыл бұрын

“ homicidal bar code” took me out 😂😂😂

@spacetacos7574 3 жыл бұрын

How about calling a grizzly a cinnamon soul stealer

@user-eu4bq8wn8w 3 жыл бұрын

@@spacetacos7574 😂😂😂😂😂

@youareloved1455 3 жыл бұрын

His vocabulary makes his videos 10× better

@JeiHeirumaru 3 жыл бұрын

Nah “Kick the life points out of any dolittle that tries” to ride a Zebra, took ME out lmfao Not send that man straight to the Shadow Realm! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@somerandom3075 3 жыл бұрын

Tba

@overpricedhealthcare 3 жыл бұрын

"they're bad at being parents because if a female has twins she'll take zach and abandon cody" lmao

@toastarkat 2 жыл бұрын

The Overly Realistic Life of Zack and Cody

@gingerstorm101 Жыл бұрын

Damn Cody, should act like Zach more often then

@blackLILheartOinker402 Жыл бұрын

This made me smile.. she saved Zach.. my partner died recently and he is named Zach.. this made me smile. Thankyou. You never know who is out there. But you made me smile on a personal level.

@quincy2142 3 жыл бұрын

"Zebras aren't horses, they're angry afrodonkeys. The whole reason we never tried riding them is cause they would literally kick the lifepoints out of any dolittle that tried." DEAD

@r.j.penfold 2 жыл бұрын

So is that Dolittle that tried to ride a zebra

@wetube6513 2 жыл бұрын

How the fuck are you still alive to comment!?

@angryarchitect2731 2 жыл бұрын

Bars

@Melancholy_Star_Bunny 2 жыл бұрын

Literally

@solus8685 2 жыл бұрын

@@wetube6513 they didn't specify _who_ died 🌚

@mikewill2791 3 жыл бұрын

Now I know why humans were gifted with intelligence, because we got literally nothing else against nature.

@ruthluss 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@vulture_screech 3 жыл бұрын

Even with that we still got people who chose to be idiots

@adrianherbert5844 3 жыл бұрын

@@vulture_screech I guess that's the downside? Every superhero needs a problem. Superman = Kryptonite. Batman = No Parents. Humans = Fluctuating Intelligence.

@vulture_screech 3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianherbert5844 fair enough

@lcfishing859 3 жыл бұрын

We would die in ten minutes

@mutedtaken_6304 3 жыл бұрын

Mother Nature just wakes up feelin like wanting to clap us

@kitsumekat 3 жыл бұрын

😂 Isn't that the truth!

@MyOwnWorld221 3 жыл бұрын

And she does it too, goddamn!

@NoahsLove 3 жыл бұрын

True

@lcfishing859 3 жыл бұрын

Nah we do the job for her lol

@isaiahwilson4943 3 жыл бұрын

Mother Nature never woke up and chose violence. Mother Nature woke up and made violence the first option.

@jtgpChromrea Жыл бұрын

"The only W's pandas take are in Disney movies" DreamWorks: how dare you.....

@Autistic-Noice-Panda-2023 10 ай бұрын

Someone outta Skadoosh Disney like that

@gillianbaldwin Жыл бұрын

I just love how down to earth and non-robotic this guy is with his TikToks, I love how he isn’t using the most basic words to describe something. I’m subbing. 😂😂😂

@topontiming8325 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine going to jail from a koalas handprint 💀

@dannya1854 3 жыл бұрын

I imagine the darker your skin the more likely you are to get clapped by the court for it

@yahikokurotama4351 3 жыл бұрын

@@dannya1854 depends on the country

@kachosuffer7 2 жыл бұрын

@@yahikokurotama4351 america moment

@westcoastunderground323 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

@chenzomutumbo9140 2 жыл бұрын

@@yahikokurotama4351 Nah dark skinned people getting boned is a fairly universal phenomenon. Latin America, Australia, south Africa, Angola, Zimbabwe, Asian countries fair skin is also a status symbol.

@fultri8118 3 жыл бұрын

Dude taught me more about animals in 9 minutes than school did in 9 years

@bozo2096 3 жыл бұрын

@@maniac9554 not for me i was never taught about animals

@Ninja-yr7ti 3 жыл бұрын

@@maniac9554 they don’t teach about animals in school

@fultri8118 3 жыл бұрын

@@maniac9554 sorry I meant about animals I’ll just edit the comment lol

@maniac9554 3 жыл бұрын

@@fultri8118 oh ok I’ll delete my comment

@adamrodgers9175 3 жыл бұрын

School does f*ck all teaching about animals. Everything I learned was because growing up I wanted to learn and got books and watched tv on animals. I remember a very small section about Dino's when talking about specific places.

@TheUndeadslayer221 2 жыл бұрын

Should probably have added: Zebras were not used as horses because they got scared easily of bullets and the sound of artillery (in addition to the behavioral thing). They wanted them for war because they were faster than horses, but speed means nothing if they can't handle being shot at.

@JohnnyFedora1 2 жыл бұрын

...I mean, I imagine wild horses are also frightened by bullets and artillery. War horses were specifically bred for war over thousands of years, and still have to be heavily trained to handle combat. Pretty sure there were other reasons humans never domesticated zebra the way we did horses.

@tyrellthompson1228 3 жыл бұрын

“You don’t have to be Odell to play for the browns” This man is quick with it 💀

@Valiiid_ 2 жыл бұрын

I’m talking bout quiiiick😂😂

@clumsybanana6524 3 жыл бұрын

U ever stop to think which animal on this earth doesn't rape

@youngodonkor6595 3 жыл бұрын

Damn that crazy

@7sLucky 3 жыл бұрын

Bro wow

@clevername1727 3 жыл бұрын

Not humans

@spacetacos7574 3 жыл бұрын

None

@realXVI. 3 жыл бұрын

I mean our main biogical goal is to reproduce

@zodiac5403 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact : petting birds actually turn them on. So now you know why they look so happy when you're stroking their feathers

@ashy3604 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@Aziz.500 3 жыл бұрын

i didnt want to know this..

@brinettevalorie4554 2 жыл бұрын

[🕳️🤸‍♀️]

@SeraliaAerials 2 жыл бұрын

For most species that only happens when you pet places other than their head. The worst place to pet a bird is under their wings

@raevensge 2 жыл бұрын

*keeps petting them*

@car0lineadams108 2 жыл бұрын

I've watched David Attenborough since I was 9yrs old. I'm 47 now. Love this content. Makes my day. Nature is the best. Humans are so worse than these animals.

@prodigalpriest Жыл бұрын

I'm 49 now and I know the feeling. Used to watch David Attenborough BITD too.👍

@blutengel7712 Жыл бұрын

I started watching David Attenborough around the same age, I've always loved Nature, Animals and Documentaries. What better what to enjoy all three than by watching David Attenborough's documentaries? Back when I had my own Netflix account, I'd put one of his documentaries on in the background to fall asleep. It was always so relaxing listening to him talk about Nature and Animals. I miss being able to do that, but Netflix doesn't have a lot of his documentaries on there anymore...

@stevenashworth9582 2 жыл бұрын

I was in a boat in the Gulf of Mexico fishing. A dark shadow went under the boat. The shadow was on all sides of the boat. I am from Ky so I did not know what it was. I was freaking out. The captain of the boat said” don’t worry that is just a mantra ray” those things are huge. Love your content thank you

@AffyMoon 3 жыл бұрын

So you're telling me 90% of giraffe sex is like the creepy uncle stereotype

@PhysicallyAwake 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. :| but on a side not most same sex couples are actually healthier then the opposite sex ones, and they have a higher chance of raising their young successfully. (Granted they usually steal the eggs, or mate with females just to then steal the baby and raise it with their same sex partner) Same sex couples (I believe it was in penguins or something, not sure) had an 80% while opposite sex had around 50%

@sersastark 3 жыл бұрын

@@PhysicallyAwake it was the penguins.

@Aloewaves 3 жыл бұрын

@@PhysicallyAwake Girl ur talkin bout penguins

@joycerodriguez3882 3 жыл бұрын

@@PhysicallyAwake actually, that was the swam

@redeye4516 3 жыл бұрын

+Internally Exhausted you really must be exhausted if you can't remember egg laying isn't something mammals thought was ok in the character creation screen.

@tokkia1384 3 жыл бұрын

“Homicidal barcode” “Oreo horse” “biracial Garfield” “fur Oreo” “refrigerator with flippers” “arms longer than a Monday” “underwater ufo” “Godzilla tadpole” 😂

@Aimi_Kaneko 3 жыл бұрын

“Neptune’s paralysis demon”

@ricardohartley9007 3 жыл бұрын

Yo he gots name fr all of dem n their just mess as well

@GH0ST_76 3 жыл бұрын

“Steroid donkey Kong”

@SagginNiggaGdUp 3 жыл бұрын

A baby shower 😂 bruh

@Pikmin_. 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that makes sense why we should legal something as same as humans to be hunted and doesnt a bunch of animals go extinct because of people

@0ShadowArcher0 2 жыл бұрын

"I know what this is, but i don´t know why." Just straight up killed me. XDD

@bobbywalker224 Жыл бұрын

Mans really called the panda an overweight equality gerbil

@ebonysunberry2580 3 жыл бұрын

"They'll take Zack and abandone Cody" NOO CODY😂😭

@codyspradling4821 3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe mom would just abandoned me like that!

@CarrionCrow993 3 жыл бұрын

"Or maybe it was Zack."

@anontheweeb87 3 жыл бұрын

"And can live for 100 years, because even death procrastinates dealing with this thing." I love this line, I'm gonna wait for a perfect situation to be able to use it.

@foodofthegods Жыл бұрын

SAME

@sbaby1678 2 жыл бұрын

I actually had a dream when I was pregnant with my son, that I was being chased by a zebra! I just remember being terrified and waking up sweating profusely. Needless to say…I got roasted by my family lol. I haven’t been able to look at them the same since.

@shoutaaizawa5056 2 жыл бұрын

This man teaches us stuff we will actually use irl while school we don't use 98% of the things we learn

@dietmilkk 2 жыл бұрын

No he doesnt lmao

@alecsdking144 3 жыл бұрын

Quokkas: *sacrifices there child* Also Quokkas: :D

@rabzy9591 3 жыл бұрын

The only comment that made me laugh. Gj

@yoboikamil525 3 жыл бұрын

Quokka : *bites someone's finger off* Quokka : :DDDD

@desphimilus9841 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... It's a myth

@devasenama508 3 жыл бұрын

@@desphimilus9841 it's not a myth tho?

@desphimilus9841 3 жыл бұрын

@@devasenama508 but this is impossible to be in theory, they have no predators??? Like yeah it's one of their natural instincts, is it ever used not really. However they also do that muscle reflex when they are really relaxed as well

@kiddvandal91 3 жыл бұрын

That Japanese crab spider is the reason Japan came up with kaijus. EDIT: Imagine realising like a day ago we were nearly at 1k likes cuz of a random notification that had us 2 away from it. Thanks peeps, hope everyone reading this is doing great and will be doing better in days to come 👍🏿

@AuroraBorealis170 3 жыл бұрын

Onibaba was just giant spider crab

@raptorjesus5870 3 жыл бұрын

Scylla

@MASTEROFEVIL 3 жыл бұрын

Really?

@anti_virus3773 3 жыл бұрын

And crab legs....

@kittykittybangbang9367 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what it looked like in their mythology

@BastardKitty 3 жыл бұрын

Your videos are hysterical and brilliant and witty and I just love them! So glad I discovered your channel.

@jesschristiansen2523 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are addictive, dude; I've now binge-watched like twelve of them in a row.

@charliedmh84 3 жыл бұрын

The more I learn about pandas, the more I think they’re an evolutionary glitch. Maybe Darwin was right! (The one from Gumball, not the Galapagos one) It also gives Panda’s characterization from We Bare Bears a lot more sense than one should imagine.

@ChrissieBear 2 жыл бұрын

Pandas are only endangered because we fucked their environment up. This ruined their mating season and that's why they stopped breeding.

@Smelly556 2 жыл бұрын

@password 12 they would become legit bears

@petetehpandag0d Жыл бұрын

@captainnemolostintheocean1652 Жыл бұрын

They're the perfect example of pretty privilege

@netherdominater9960 3 жыл бұрын

"Pandas are designed to eat meat, but eat nothing but bamboo" Damn I didn't realize veganism existed before humans came up with it

@grimmreaper5349 3 жыл бұрын

And it's highly inneficient

@netherdominater9960 3 жыл бұрын

Grimm Reaper That's a given for veganism

@MrGhostTheBigRoast 3 жыл бұрын

@@netherdominater9960 inefficient for pandas, not humans in 2021. you can get meal suplements that come packed with every required nutrients that you'd ever need and stop eating food entirely. if anything that's more efficient.

@Aloewaves 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGhostTheBigRoast inefficent deez nutz

@cursedhfy3558 3 жыл бұрын

Proof that vegans deserve to go extinct.

@3denx Жыл бұрын

8:53 naw that’s Bigfoot 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🫡

@BridgetGX 2 жыл бұрын

"Just call it a baby shower" 😂😂😂 "He's basically getting Shawshank'd by a long neck Sandusky" 😂😂😂

@Nicole-yj5cu 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t ready for the sea turtle’s mouth. I physically jumped.

@spacetacos7574 3 жыл бұрын

Get ready for monotremes then Or goose mouths

@reddsmoke904 3 жыл бұрын

I threw my phone. Twice lol

@reddsmoke904 3 жыл бұрын

@ㅤ no. Its Just like how a random photo of spiders would make a person with arachnophobia jump

@Why_its_Rye 3 жыл бұрын

@@reddsmoke904 as a person with arachnophobia I can verify that.

@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna say, it's not teeth! It's skin that's like teeth. The sea turtles use it to keep jellyfish in their mouth

@animooredpanda7097 3 жыл бұрын

I still love all animals. It's just... They live HARD and dirty lives

@tayevon5489 3 жыл бұрын

You may love them but they wake up in the morning trying to formulate the fastest way to take you to your ancestors

@animooredpanda7097 3 жыл бұрын

@@tayevon5489 yup...

@vaIe_ 3 жыл бұрын

@Strengt of Yahweh going to? This is how its always been

@Rubinkys 3 жыл бұрын

@@tayevon5489 and sometimes the slowest way

@Rubinkys 3 жыл бұрын

@Username someone can have a hard life and they don't gotta be in a third world country lol

@chloesantos8637 3 жыл бұрын

5:10 Okay ngl, I think this is the weirdest animal mating sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

@RosyMiche 2 жыл бұрын

7:50 "Now, I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they've taken away from me..." O U C H

@tylerplays123game9 3 жыл бұрын

“You really forgot how much of a unit appa really was” You had me laughing for 8 minutes straight

@EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE99 6 ай бұрын

Never forgot

@mayteexxis 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this dude has made me realize that every animal is just as bad as humans

@mustard4762 3 жыл бұрын

Animal Activist: Be like nature, nature is peaceful and completely harmless if we treat them right Nature: Literally everything is a rapist, a killer or have committed necrophillia at some point

@liquidsword601 3 жыл бұрын

@@mustard4762 But I don’t think animals know any better, while humans do.

@deadumbreon2512 3 жыл бұрын

At least they harm just their species but we harm every other as well xd

@mayteexxis 3 жыл бұрын

I forgot about that... wait, they harm others too. Did you forget dolphins and orcas? Still not on the scale humans do but can’t be ignored

@idkay6977 3 жыл бұрын

@@liquidsword601*cough* dolphins

@allyenderman1502 2 жыл бұрын

I love how you were remiding us that housecats are related to tigers, meanwhile mine is making biscuits on two blankets at once.

@callmeneutrino7136 2 жыл бұрын

Just gotta love my dude here! The world absolutely does not deserve him.

@mysteriousperson3002 3 жыл бұрын

1:57 Fun Fact: In Arabic we call a zebra a "Monster Donkey" الحمار الوحشي

@2-d_in_a_bag 3 жыл бұрын

@Rkaale 123 it's the latter 😌 it's not mean because zebras deserve it lmao

@01Sjohn 3 жыл бұрын

Actually "wild" donkey, as we call wild animals "متوحش"

@cal9610 3 жыл бұрын

“Because if God wanted to make Godzilla in the form of a tadpole then damnit that’s just what’s gonna happen” I mean he’s not wrong

@Rose333X 3 жыл бұрын

I mean he kinda is, seeing as if god exists, it just left the universe on its own, like a show, it gave a play button and rest just unfolds on its own.

@kittykittybangbang9367 3 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of a leviathan?

@thatnike2604 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose333X not a single religion claims that God left the universe to unfold on its own

@wermthewerm 3 жыл бұрын

@@thatnike2604 He never stated that a religion had said so in his comment

@thatnike2604 3 жыл бұрын

@@wermthewerm belief in God is religion

@CarrionCrow993 2 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that koalas are so deranged a crocodile is easier to steal. 🤣

@draxxthemsclounts2478 2 жыл бұрын

"I have personally forgiven sting rays for what they've taken away from me" RIP Steve

@alphadon.3643 3 жыл бұрын

I HATE jellyfishes please enlighten the rest of these people

@GodittoC 3 жыл бұрын

Jellyfishes are cool.

@GodittoC 3 жыл бұрын

@@princesspancakes01 yes.

@clichewolf 3 жыл бұрын

@@princesspancakes01 some doesnt sting tho (idk)

@jaden_dot_jpg 3 жыл бұрын

@꧁CœttageTown꧂ that is adorable

@Ilikebugs2464 3 жыл бұрын

@@GodittoC some

@mrlel1873 3 жыл бұрын

"those fists could easily slapbox your soul into a factory reset" i'm dying

@hlalakar4156 2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU! I've been saying these exact same things about pandas forever. Mother nature really shit the bed when she designed those things. When a species loses interest in sex then it's time to let it go. I mean, successful reproduction is THE defining requirement of evolution. But a lot of people think they're cute, and they make the ChiComs tons of money, so here we are.

@tristasayers1516 2 жыл бұрын

If this man doesn’t become a teacher I will be largely disappointed. He would be amazing

@samuelhunter4631 3 жыл бұрын

2:52 That's not a wet sloth my man, that's a freaking sleep paralysis demon

@mrsfxxy6184 3 жыл бұрын

YYEESSSS

@Kraken1516 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@zadynhopkins6920 2 жыл бұрын

That's not a wet sloth thats an scp which appears on your tv

@aguiyinwachukwu5721 Жыл бұрын

@@zadynhopkins6920 man scp 2774 really let go of himself

@emmettdocbrown318 3 жыл бұрын

I know an animal hood nature can’t ruin, Puppies

@MxDae 3 жыл бұрын

I think most puppy scents come from the parasitic worms they have in their digestive system (unless that's a myth.)

@litpickle7dutton906 3 жыл бұрын

I bet he can

@jaythehooper8130 3 жыл бұрын

I could ruin them rn but I won’t for your sake unless you want me to

@acehackedu2917 3 жыл бұрын

They shit on ur carpet there’s nothin more to say

@TalksOfLife1 3 жыл бұрын

They are mini sharks with a desire to kill. Seriously, puppy teeth are SHARP

@blitzwinger999wright6 Жыл бұрын

Casual: “I can ruin any animal you throw at me!” Red Pandas: “I didn’t hear no bell!”

@viktorpejcinovic1269 Жыл бұрын

"They live up to a hundred years because even death procrastinates dealing with this thing." Best line

@hothotheat3000 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ve personally forgiven stingrays for what they’ve taken away from me.” I HAVENT AND I NEVER WILL.

@maggiesuarez7931 3 жыл бұрын

i dont get it. what have they taken away?😭😭

@daisynicole7843 3 жыл бұрын

@@maggiesuarez7931 Steve Irwin

@rev0568 3 жыл бұрын

Hate it, but I don't blame them. Steve probably wouldn't and knew the risks he took.

@beanboy4900 3 жыл бұрын

@@rev0568 I like to imagine that when the stingray that killed Steve died, Steve was just waiting in stingray heaven for him all like "sorry I spooked you buddy, I know it wasn't your fault"

@FuryMcpurey 3 жыл бұрын

@@beanboy4900 Me too. That man was a gift to the world. I don't blame the sting ray either. I don't blame anybody. Poor thing got spooked and Steve just made a little mistake, which led to the circumstances and situation.

@an0rangutan 3 жыл бұрын

Pandas also have the strongest bite per pound of any bear, because biting hard ass Bamboo is a lot harder than biting soft flesh.

@fluffyness2990 3 жыл бұрын

Stop spreading bs, the strongest bite force out of all bears is the Grizzly and it's just one googlensearch away

@wheresdarice3988 3 жыл бұрын

This is kinda unrelated but I remember that there's an orangutan in a zoo in Malaysia that always poses whenever you take pictures of it. Pretty cool actually.

@Wroxal 3 жыл бұрын

@@fluffyness2990 Polar bear bite force PSI: 1200 Grizzly bear bite force PSI: 975 "iT's juST oNe gOogLE SeArcH awAy"

@fluffyness2990 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wroxal I stand corrected. Thank you for the info!

@Wroxal 3 жыл бұрын

@@fluffyness2990 No problemo, gotta love google

@pimpspongebob3674 Жыл бұрын

why is i spoke with the devil in miami playing? 8:39

@subhayanbiswas3542 Жыл бұрын

" I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they have took from me" Feel u brother If u know u know

@thatgirl.averyy 3 жыл бұрын

Can I just say, let’s take a second to appreciate the fact that the woman was giving the arrangatang personal space, and being simply peaceful-

@2-d_in_a_bag 3 жыл бұрын

orangutans are generally polite. i think it's nice to be polite to them back XD

@tropical5135 3 жыл бұрын

"arrangatang"

@soupfan1 2 жыл бұрын

*ARRANGATANG*

@user-wz8bw7dt5m 2 жыл бұрын

arrangatang arrange at tango ar rang at ang

@panbaimeena2866 2 жыл бұрын

Ahhm..arrangatang

@crazedfaeiry623 3 жыл бұрын

People have actually tried to tame zebras before. But aside from a few unverified successes, zebras remain untamed.

@nicks6196 3 жыл бұрын

My grandpa tried it on our farm. The workers rather wanted to sleep with a cobra and hungry hyena before trying that again.

@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 2 жыл бұрын

I believe that Boba Fett had two wolf eels on Kamino when he was a kid in the book series based off of him. This was before Disney bought StarWars.

@killuazoldyck802 2 жыл бұрын

“Meet Patrick, the largest wombat to ever wombat” Best line yet

@dabi8199 3 жыл бұрын

I love how this taught me more facts about nature than my school and homework combined

@Th3Illegal 3 жыл бұрын

“If God wants Godzilla in the form of a tadpole then dammit that’s what’s gonna happen” that’s got me laughing for a while 😂😂😂

@gregbailey2700 Жыл бұрын

It’s not possible for me to do anything but love this dude and this channel. Brilliant!!

@crazynutreviews2647 6 ай бұрын

"We would all be on shirts" - next scene is the merch promotion. 😂 I'm not sure if that was intentional but if it was, it was genius.

@onewinter9411 3 жыл бұрын

I'm calling zebras as "homicidal barcodes" now 😂😂😂

@dimetrodon2250 3 жыл бұрын

Manta rays are harmless until one of them body slams your boat after deciding it wanted to experience what it’s like to be a bird

@DariusKetchum2010 2 жыл бұрын

In Marty's defense, he probably doesn't know how to zebra. 5:45 Definitely Raph from Rise of the TMNT.

@MetalAmyRose 2 жыл бұрын

Which is a good thing since childhoods would be ruined even more if that shitty finding Nemo theory didn't already kill them completely.

@whatislife1012 Жыл бұрын

The subtitles read, "They'll R Kelly" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 when talking about the giraffes

@god6391 3 жыл бұрын

How much y’all wanna bet this man’s search history makes the F.B.I silent

@lorraineragin5001 3 жыл бұрын

Why did you make them animals

@runeofnoweyr 3 жыл бұрын

"And now we have a wolf eel. ... Why."

@catdaddy9626 3 жыл бұрын

😆

@NECOLEsadiah Жыл бұрын

He has me ADDICTED TO NATURE 😩!! THE KIDS ASK,"WHY ARE U LAUGHING if it's ONLY NATURE?" 😆 I STILL CAN ONLY LAUGH EVEN HARDER 🌟🌟🌟🌟

@wannabehistorian371 2 жыл бұрын

“Y’all be on shirts” was a perfect ending and segue to that ad.

@angelbloodshinra 3 жыл бұрын

The blue whale pic reminds me of meeting Big Blue in Ecco - I'm pretty sure they made a point to have his sprite proportionately accurate to ecco's, because he's an ABSOLUTE UNIT and the echolocation map screen makes you think he's going to be much smaller. I bet meeting one in person while diving would feel pretty much the same way. Also, a future topic suggestion: a sister series to this one where you "redeem" animals that are generally disliked, like rats, bugs, vultures, snakes, hyenas, etc.)

@eddiecowen2624 3 жыл бұрын

I can help out Vultures Vultures eat a lot of diseases that could easily kill people, but their stomach acid is so strong they take these diseases as if they're a slurpee This is why we should love our little maggot-eating parrots because they tank a ton of diseases that can death strike people, and we don't even say thank you

@zerosumgame5700 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the accurate Ecco reference. Meeting Big Blue was an awe inspiring scene when I first came across it, and it still gives me chills of excitement on the odd year I revisit the game.

@aychazyt6987 3 жыл бұрын

The zebra part reminds me of that line from that Tarzan movie "Horses kick to escape, but a zebra will continue until you're dead"

@ravenlaurendine 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are awesome. I love your fast, sarcastic, sly jokes you slip in. Great voice, great subject matter(s), great sense of humor.

@ravenlaurendine 2 жыл бұрын

PS: So glad you get right to it and don't draw 1 minute of content into 15 minutes of rambling crap most of the yahoos on KZfaq do.

@MrDumbledick 2 жыл бұрын

“Long necked Sandusky.” As a penn state alum, it hurt me to laugh a little too hard

@That_Wise_Sage_ 3 жыл бұрын

“Slap box your soul into a factory reset” 🤣🤣🤣

@dynamosaurusimperious6341 3 жыл бұрын

Basically Animal are great at ruining childhood,so that's quite nice. And Hood Nature is also awesome so that's nice.

@labj143 2 жыл бұрын

"so if you're still single just know that this thing is somehow doing better than you" 😂 that stung

@chaosandstuff3519 2 жыл бұрын

This man’s knowledge is so Abundant and on point but his punchlines are the best

@sinifexxephinis4310 3 жыл бұрын

You're not ruining animals, I love this content. Nothing is as sweet or innocent as you first think, especially ducks.

@KlavierMenn 2 жыл бұрын

II am inclined to agree... but what about geese?

@king_koby9591 Жыл бұрын

What about pigeon whats a non innocent behavior about them 😮

@angelagunn7986 Жыл бұрын

ESPECIALLY DUCKS

@Fatherwhat Жыл бұрын

May I interest you in the Penguin

@stacilove4439 3 жыл бұрын

Wolf eels "these things mate for life so if somehow you're still single just know that this thing is doing better than you" LMAOO I'm dead 😂😂😂

@maniakk3563 2 жыл бұрын

5:28 Theres a reason Melman was insanely germophobic

@bigfatbrick9211 2 жыл бұрын

I swear he comes up with the best names for animals that could clap all of us

@pettylevelexpert984 3 жыл бұрын

1. How did you find out you had this gift? 2. What kind of a god would give you the gift of ruining all his creatures. 3. Why is your dark humor so hilarious? 4. Why do I love this so much? 5. Am I going to hell for liking this?

@Rose333X 3 жыл бұрын

Can't go to hell if it doesn't exist. also its knowledge that's available for everyone, and god if it existed it wouldn't give a shit, its not human, so stop treating it as if it is.

@jontraz5993 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose333X name checks out

@hexapodc.1973 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose333X man, as a fellow atheist Im so fucking embarrased people like you exist, please take a joke instead of snowflaking like its 2016

@AverageAwesomeDude 3 жыл бұрын

1: he came out the womb spitting straight animal facts 2: the same that made these animals, he’s clearly kinda screwy 3: because laughing at the meaningless void of existence is profoundly satisfying 4:you got good taste 5: yes but probably not for this

@bbw283 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose333X issa joke

@Dmike3090 3 жыл бұрын

If you were my teacher, I might have graduated high school and went to college. Why cant school be more real.

@Nonyah123 3 жыл бұрын

The information is all there. You just had to read it.

@gnikydad Жыл бұрын

even death procrastinates dealing with that crab😂😂🤣🤣

@donhokirk9379 2 жыл бұрын

Dude the commentary absolutely amazing. I could die laughing. thanks for your vids

@harvestedpustules6897 3 жыл бұрын

"Now I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they have taken away from me". Fucking priceless

@carlablair9898 Жыл бұрын

A stingray took away Steve Irwin. Not happy about that at all.

@alvinreinaldy5148 3 жыл бұрын

"because even death procrastinate dealing with this thing" is one sentence i'll keep close to my heart

@mariastevens6406 2 жыл бұрын

"a therapist goes up a tax bracket" I just woke my girl up laughing

@user-ny4jw6yq5l 2 жыл бұрын

"Sloths are impossible to ruin, they're adorable and lazy!" Wet sloth: unfortunately for you history will not see it that way

@auburneytuckerson2959 3 жыл бұрын

I love all animals! I never thought I'd find another black animal lover like myself that knows so much about animals! This dude knows even more than me! I can learn even more here!

@liz.1328 3 жыл бұрын

black animal lover?

@auburneytuckerson2959 3 жыл бұрын

@@liz.1328 yes, I know it sounds racist, but where I am, I don't find many of my own race who is like that. Most either don't like animals, don't care, or only likes pets (like dogs and/or cats). They either don't know as much about animals or don't care.

@user-wn3wv5bx5e 3 жыл бұрын

@@auburneytuckerson2959 That's interesting, and honestly a little surprising, but I hope you succeed in learning and inspire some of your own people along the way since animals are fuckin awesome

@auburneytuckerson2959 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-wn3wv5bx5e Thank you! :)

@auburneytuckerson2959 3 жыл бұрын

@Rkaale 123 You'd think that, but there are many where I am that either don't like animals or are afraid of them. Especially dogs.

@mkg6413 3 жыл бұрын

That subtle, yet heartbreaking Crocodile Hunter reference.

@armalvior 2 жыл бұрын

Any animal that is Black and White will be considered psychopath as listed below: Magpies Panda Zebra Orcas

@ember5421 2 жыл бұрын

Sea snakes: you forgot about me bro

@flaretheartist 2 жыл бұрын

Cough cough *Humans*

@James-gy7sx 2 жыл бұрын

@@flaretheartist cough cough animal rights activist

@flaretheartist 2 жыл бұрын

@@James-gy7sx who said i was active, have rights or an animal

@James-gy7sx 2 жыл бұрын

@@flaretheartist OK I take back what I said

@retard_activated Жыл бұрын

"Homicidal Barcode" I died, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mygodisthemoon 3 жыл бұрын

I'm loving the referral of zebras as "angry afro donkey" You know what just about all the nicknames he gives animals are rad

@ramon-8003 3 жыл бұрын

I grew up reading animal encyclopedias and knew a lot about all species but, the stuff you said well.. That made me go back to the books and learn more.