Not only does this man teach us unholy animal facts against our own wellbeing, but also countless creative paraphrases for biting the dust and I am ever so grateful for that.
@catdaddy96263 жыл бұрын
👍
@ZBreezee-nb2rl3 жыл бұрын
Biting the Dust? *DAISAN NO BAKUGAN-*
@InsaneLiving3 жыл бұрын
@@ZBreezee-nb2rl *-BITES ZA DUSTO*
@nicholasweed31163 жыл бұрын
And he does it with the straightest face ever.
@gomazirobot20493 жыл бұрын
I love him
@user-eu4bq8wn8w3 жыл бұрын
“ homicidal bar code” took me out 😂😂😂
@spacetacos75743 жыл бұрын
How about calling a grizzly a cinnamon soul stealer
@user-eu4bq8wn8w3 жыл бұрын
@@spacetacos7574 😂😂😂😂😂
@youareloved14553 жыл бұрын
His vocabulary makes his videos 10× better
@JeiHeirumaru3 жыл бұрын
Nah “Kick the life points out of any dolittle that tries” to ride a Zebra, took ME out lmfao Not send that man straight to the Shadow Realm! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@somerandom30753 жыл бұрын
Tba
@overpricedhealthcare3 жыл бұрын
"they're bad at being parents because if a female has twins she'll take zach and abandon cody" lmao
@toastarkat2 жыл бұрын
The Overly Realistic Life of Zack and Cody
@gingerstorm101 Жыл бұрын
Damn Cody, should act like Zach more often then
@blackLILheartOinker402 Жыл бұрын
This made me smile.. she saved Zach.. my partner died recently and he is named Zach.. this made me smile. Thankyou. You never know who is out there. But you made me smile on a personal level.
@quincy21423 жыл бұрын
"Zebras aren't horses, they're angry afrodonkeys. The whole reason we never tried riding them is cause they would literally kick the lifepoints out of any dolittle that tried." DEAD
@r.j.penfold2 жыл бұрын
So is that Dolittle that tried to ride a zebra
@wetube65132 жыл бұрын
How the fuck are you still alive to comment!?
@angryarchitect27312 жыл бұрын
Bars
@Melancholy_Star_Bunny2 жыл бұрын
Literally
@solus86852 жыл бұрын
@@wetube6513 they didn't specify _who_ died 🌚
@mikewill27913 жыл бұрын
Now I know why humans were gifted with intelligence, because we got literally nothing else against nature.
@ruthluss3 жыл бұрын
lol
@vulture_screech3 жыл бұрын
Even with that we still got people who chose to be idiots
@adrianherbert58443 жыл бұрын
@@vulture_screech I guess that's the downside? Every superhero needs a problem. Superman = Kryptonite. Batman = No Parents. Humans = Fluctuating Intelligence.
@vulture_screech3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianherbert5844 fair enough
@lcfishing8593 жыл бұрын
We would die in ten minutes
@mutedtaken_63043 жыл бұрын
Mother Nature just wakes up feelin like wanting to clap us
@kitsumekat3 жыл бұрын
😂 Isn't that the truth!
@MyOwnWorld2213 жыл бұрын
And she does it too, goddamn!
@NoahsLove3 жыл бұрын
True
@lcfishing8593 жыл бұрын
Nah we do the job for her lol
@isaiahwilson49433 жыл бұрын
Mother Nature never woke up and chose violence. Mother Nature woke up and made violence the first option.
@jtgpChromrea Жыл бұрын
"The only W's pandas take are in Disney movies" DreamWorks: how dare you.....
@Autistic-Noice-Panda-202310 ай бұрын
Someone outta Skadoosh Disney like that
@gillianbaldwin Жыл бұрын
I just love how down to earth and non-robotic this guy is with his TikToks, I love how he isn’t using the most basic words to describe something. I’m subbing. 😂😂😂
@topontiming83253 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to jail from a koalas handprint 💀
@dannya18543 жыл бұрын
I imagine the darker your skin the more likely you are to get clapped by the court for it
@yahikokurotama43513 жыл бұрын
@@dannya1854 depends on the country
@kachosuffer72 жыл бұрын
@@yahikokurotama4351 america moment
@westcoastunderground3232 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
@chenzomutumbo91402 жыл бұрын
@@yahikokurotama4351 Nah dark skinned people getting boned is a fairly universal phenomenon. Latin America, Australia, south Africa, Angola, Zimbabwe, Asian countries fair skin is also a status symbol.
@fultri81183 жыл бұрын
Dude taught me more about animals in 9 minutes than school did in 9 years
@bozo20963 жыл бұрын
@@maniac9554 not for me i was never taught about animals
@Ninja-yr7ti3 жыл бұрын
@@maniac9554 they don’t teach about animals in school
@fultri81183 жыл бұрын
@@maniac9554 sorry I meant about animals I’ll just edit the comment lol
@maniac95543 жыл бұрын
@@fultri8118 oh ok I’ll delete my comment
@adamrodgers91753 жыл бұрын
School does f*ck all teaching about animals. Everything I learned was because growing up I wanted to learn and got books and watched tv on animals. I remember a very small section about Dino's when talking about specific places.
@TheUndeadslayer2212 жыл бұрын
Should probably have added: Zebras were not used as horses because they got scared easily of bullets and the sound of artillery (in addition to the behavioral thing). They wanted them for war because they were faster than horses, but speed means nothing if they can't handle being shot at.
@JohnnyFedora12 жыл бұрын
...I mean, I imagine wild horses are also frightened by bullets and artillery. War horses were specifically bred for war over thousands of years, and still have to be heavily trained to handle combat. Pretty sure there were other reasons humans never domesticated zebra the way we did horses.
@tyrellthompson12283 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have to be Odell to play for the browns” This man is quick with it 💀
@Valiiid_2 жыл бұрын
I’m talking bout quiiiick😂😂
@clumsybanana65243 жыл бұрын
U ever stop to think which animal on this earth doesn't rape
@youngodonkor65953 жыл бұрын
Damn that crazy
@7sLucky3 жыл бұрын
Bro wow
@clevername17273 жыл бұрын
Not humans
@spacetacos75743 жыл бұрын
None
@realXVI.3 жыл бұрын
I mean our main biogical goal is to reproduce
@zodiac54033 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : petting birds actually turn them on. So now you know why they look so happy when you're stroking their feathers
@ashy36043 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@Aziz.5003 жыл бұрын
i didnt want to know this..
@brinettevalorie45542 жыл бұрын
[🕳️🤸♀️]
@SeraliaAerials2 жыл бұрын
For most species that only happens when you pet places other than their head. The worst place to pet a bird is under their wings
@raevensge2 жыл бұрын
*keeps petting them*
@car0lineadams1082 жыл бұрын
I've watched David Attenborough since I was 9yrs old. I'm 47 now. Love this content. Makes my day. Nature is the best. Humans are so worse than these animals.
@prodigalpriest Жыл бұрын
I'm 49 now and I know the feeling. Used to watch David Attenborough BITD too.👍
@blutengel7712 Жыл бұрын
I started watching David Attenborough around the same age, I've always loved Nature, Animals and Documentaries. What better what to enjoy all three than by watching David Attenborough's documentaries? Back when I had my own Netflix account, I'd put one of his documentaries on in the background to fall asleep. It was always so relaxing listening to him talk about Nature and Animals. I miss being able to do that, but Netflix doesn't have a lot of his documentaries on there anymore...
@stevenashworth95822 жыл бұрын
I was in a boat in the Gulf of Mexico fishing. A dark shadow went under the boat. The shadow was on all sides of the boat. I am from Ky so I did not know what it was. I was freaking out. The captain of the boat said” don’t worry that is just a mantra ray” those things are huge. Love your content thank you
@AffyMoon3 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me 90% of giraffe sex is like the creepy uncle stereotype
@PhysicallyAwake3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. :| but on a side not most same sex couples are actually healthier then the opposite sex ones, and they have a higher chance of raising their young successfully. (Granted they usually steal the eggs, or mate with females just to then steal the baby and raise it with their same sex partner) Same sex couples (I believe it was in penguins or something, not sure) had an 80% while opposite sex had around 50%
@sersastark3 жыл бұрын
@@PhysicallyAwake it was the penguins.
@Aloewaves3 жыл бұрын
@@PhysicallyAwake Girl ur talkin bout penguins
@joycerodriguez38823 жыл бұрын
@@PhysicallyAwake actually, that was the swam
@redeye45163 жыл бұрын
+Internally Exhausted you really must be exhausted if you can't remember egg laying isn't something mammals thought was ok in the character creation screen.
@tokkia13843 жыл бұрын
“Homicidal barcode” “Oreo horse” “biracial Garfield” “fur Oreo” “refrigerator with flippers” “arms longer than a Monday” “underwater ufo” “Godzilla tadpole” 😂
@Aimi_Kaneko3 жыл бұрын
“Neptune’s paralysis demon”
@ricardohartley90073 жыл бұрын
Yo he gots name fr all of dem n their just mess as well
@GH0ST_763 жыл бұрын
“Steroid donkey Kong”
@SagginNiggaGdUp3 жыл бұрын
A baby shower 😂 bruh
@Pikmin_.3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that makes sense why we should legal something as same as humans to be hunted and doesnt a bunch of animals go extinct because of people
@0ShadowArcher02 жыл бұрын
"I know what this is, but i don´t know why." Just straight up killed me. XDD
@bobbywalker224 Жыл бұрын
Mans really called the panda an overweight equality gerbil
@ebonysunberry25803 жыл бұрын
"They'll take Zack and abandone Cody" NOO CODY😂😭
@codyspradling48213 жыл бұрын
Can't believe mom would just abandoned me like that!
@CarrionCrow9933 жыл бұрын
"Or maybe it was Zack."
@anontheweeb873 жыл бұрын
"And can live for 100 years, because even death procrastinates dealing with this thing." I love this line, I'm gonna wait for a perfect situation to be able to use it.
@foodofthegods Жыл бұрын
SAME
@sbaby16782 жыл бұрын
I actually had a dream when I was pregnant with my son, that I was being chased by a zebra! I just remember being terrified and waking up sweating profusely. Needless to say…I got roasted by my family lol. I haven’t been able to look at them the same since.
@shoutaaizawa50562 жыл бұрын
This man teaches us stuff we will actually use irl while school we don't use 98% of the things we learn
@dietmilkk2 жыл бұрын
No he doesnt lmao
@alecsdking1443 жыл бұрын
Quokkas: *sacrifices there child* Also Quokkas: :D
@@devasenama508 but this is impossible to be in theory, they have no predators??? Like yeah it's one of their natural instincts, is it ever used not really. However they also do that muscle reflex when they are really relaxed as well
@kiddvandal913 жыл бұрын
That Japanese crab spider is the reason Japan came up with kaijus. EDIT: Imagine realising like a day ago we were nearly at 1k likes cuz of a random notification that had us 2 away from it. Thanks peeps, hope everyone reading this is doing great and will be doing better in days to come 👍🏿
@AuroraBorealis1703 жыл бұрын
Onibaba was just giant spider crab
@raptorjesus58703 жыл бұрын
Scylla
@MASTEROFEVIL3 жыл бұрын
Really?
@anti_virus37733 жыл бұрын
And crab legs....
@kittykittybangbang93673 жыл бұрын
I wonder what it looked like in their mythology
@BastardKitty3 жыл бұрын
Your videos are hysterical and brilliant and witty and I just love them! So glad I discovered your channel.
@jesschristiansen25232 жыл бұрын
Your videos are addictive, dude; I've now binge-watched like twelve of them in a row.
@charliedmh843 жыл бұрын
The more I learn about pandas, the more I think they’re an evolutionary glitch. Maybe Darwin was right! (The one from Gumball, not the Galapagos one) It also gives Panda’s characterization from We Bare Bears a lot more sense than one should imagine.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
Pandas are only endangered because we fucked their environment up. This ruined their mating season and that's why they stopped breeding.
@Smelly5562 жыл бұрын
@password 12 they would become legit bears
@petetehpandag0d Жыл бұрын
yo
@captainnemolostintheocean1652 Жыл бұрын
They're the perfect example of pretty privilege
@netherdominater99603 жыл бұрын
"Pandas are designed to eat meat, but eat nothing but bamboo" Damn I didn't realize veganism existed before humans came up with it
@grimmreaper53493 жыл бұрын
And it's highly inneficient
@netherdominater99603 жыл бұрын
Grimm Reaper That's a given for veganism
@MrGhostTheBigRoast3 жыл бұрын
@@netherdominater9960 inefficient for pandas, not humans in 2021. you can get meal suplements that come packed with every required nutrients that you'd ever need and stop eating food entirely. if anything that's more efficient.
@Aloewaves3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGhostTheBigRoast inefficent deez nutz
@cursedhfy35583 жыл бұрын
Proof that vegans deserve to go extinct.
@3denx Жыл бұрын
8:53 naw that’s Bigfoot 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🫡
@BridgetGX2 жыл бұрын
"Just call it a baby shower" 😂😂😂 "He's basically getting Shawshank'd by a long neck Sandusky" 😂😂😂
@Nicole-yj5cu3 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the sea turtle’s mouth. I physically jumped.
@spacetacos75743 жыл бұрын
Get ready for monotremes then Or goose mouths
@reddsmoke9043 жыл бұрын
I threw my phone. Twice lol
@reddsmoke9043 жыл бұрын
@ㅤ no. Its Just like how a random photo of spiders would make a person with arachnophobia jump
@Why_its_Rye3 жыл бұрын
@@reddsmoke904 as a person with arachnophobia I can verify that.
@genericname27473 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say, it's not teeth! It's skin that's like teeth. The sea turtles use it to keep jellyfish in their mouth
@animooredpanda70973 жыл бұрын
I still love all animals. It's just... They live HARD and dirty lives
@tayevon54893 жыл бұрын
You may love them but they wake up in the morning trying to formulate the fastest way to take you to your ancestors
@animooredpanda70973 жыл бұрын
@@tayevon5489 yup...
@vaIe_3 жыл бұрын
@Strengt of Yahweh going to? This is how its always been
@Rubinkys3 жыл бұрын
@@tayevon5489 and sometimes the slowest way
@Rubinkys3 жыл бұрын
@Username someone can have a hard life and they don't gotta be in a third world country lol
@chloesantos86373 жыл бұрын
5:10 Okay ngl, I think this is the weirdest animal mating sentence I’ve ever heard in my life
@RosyMiche2 жыл бұрын
7:50 "Now, I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they've taken away from me..." O U C H
@tylerplays123game93 жыл бұрын
“You really forgot how much of a unit appa really was” You had me laughing for 8 minutes straight
@EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE996 ай бұрын
Never forgot
@mayteexxis3 жыл бұрын
Watching this dude has made me realize that every animal is just as bad as humans
@mustard47623 жыл бұрын
Animal Activist: Be like nature, nature is peaceful and completely harmless if we treat them right Nature: Literally everything is a rapist, a killer or have committed necrophillia at some point
@liquidsword6013 жыл бұрын
@@mustard4762 But I don’t think animals know any better, while humans do.
@deadumbreon25123 жыл бұрын
At least they harm just their species but we harm every other as well xd
@mayteexxis3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that... wait, they harm others too. Did you forget dolphins and orcas? Still not on the scale humans do but can’t be ignored
@idkay69773 жыл бұрын
@@liquidsword601*cough* dolphins
@allyenderman15022 жыл бұрын
I love how you were remiding us that housecats are related to tigers, meanwhile mine is making biscuits on two blankets at once.
@callmeneutrino71362 жыл бұрын
Just gotta love my dude here! The world absolutely does not deserve him.
@mysteriousperson30023 жыл бұрын
1:57 Fun Fact: In Arabic we call a zebra a "Monster Donkey" الحمار الوحشي
@2-d_in_a_bag3 жыл бұрын
@Rkaale 123 it's the latter 😌 it's not mean because zebras deserve it lmao
@01Sjohn3 жыл бұрын
Actually "wild" donkey, as we call wild animals "متوحش"
@cal96103 жыл бұрын
“Because if God wanted to make Godzilla in the form of a tadpole then damnit that’s just what’s gonna happen” I mean he’s not wrong
@Rose333X3 жыл бұрын
I mean he kinda is, seeing as if god exists, it just left the universe on its own, like a show, it gave a play button and rest just unfolds on its own.
@kittykittybangbang93673 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of a leviathan?
@thatnike26043 жыл бұрын
@@Rose333X not a single religion claims that God left the universe to unfold on its own
@wermthewerm3 жыл бұрын
@@thatnike2604 He never stated that a religion had said so in his comment
@thatnike26043 жыл бұрын
@@wermthewerm belief in God is religion
@CarrionCrow9932 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that koalas are so deranged a crocodile is easier to steal. 🤣
@draxxthemsclounts24782 жыл бұрын
"I have personally forgiven sting rays for what they've taken away from me" RIP Steve
@alphadon.36433 жыл бұрын
I HATE jellyfishes please enlighten the rest of these people
@GodittoC3 жыл бұрын
Jellyfishes are cool.
@GodittoC3 жыл бұрын
@@princesspancakes01 yes.
@clichewolf3 жыл бұрын
@@princesspancakes01 some doesnt sting tho (idk)
@jaden_dot_jpg3 жыл бұрын
@꧁CœttageTown꧂ that is adorable
@Ilikebugs24643 жыл бұрын
@@GodittoC some
@mrlel18733 жыл бұрын
"those fists could easily slapbox your soul into a factory reset" i'm dying
@hlalakar41562 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I've been saying these exact same things about pandas forever. Mother nature really shit the bed when she designed those things. When a species loses interest in sex then it's time to let it go. I mean, successful reproduction is THE defining requirement of evolution. But a lot of people think they're cute, and they make the ChiComs tons of money, so here we are.
@tristasayers15162 жыл бұрын
If this man doesn’t become a teacher I will be largely disappointed. He would be amazing
@samuelhunter46313 жыл бұрын
2:52 That's not a wet sloth my man, that's a freaking sleep paralysis demon
@mrsfxxy61843 жыл бұрын
YYEESSSS
@Kraken15163 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@zadynhopkins69202 жыл бұрын
That's not a wet sloth thats an scp which appears on your tv
@aguiyinwachukwu5721 Жыл бұрын
@@zadynhopkins6920 man scp 2774 really let go of himself
@emmettdocbrown3183 жыл бұрын
I know an animal hood nature can’t ruin, Puppies
@MxDae3 жыл бұрын
I think most puppy scents come from the parasitic worms they have in their digestive system (unless that's a myth.)
@litpickle7dutton9063 жыл бұрын
I bet he can
@jaythehooper81303 жыл бұрын
I could ruin them rn but I won’t for your sake unless you want me to
@acehackedu29173 жыл бұрын
They shit on ur carpet there’s nothin more to say
@TalksOfLife13 жыл бұрын
They are mini sharks with a desire to kill. Seriously, puppy teeth are SHARP
@blitzwinger999wright6 Жыл бұрын
Casual: “I can ruin any animal you throw at me!” Red Pandas: “I didn’t hear no bell!”
@viktorpejcinovic1269 Жыл бұрын
"They live up to a hundred years because even death procrastinates dealing with this thing." Best line
@hothotheat30003 жыл бұрын
“I’ve personally forgiven stingrays for what they’ve taken away from me.” I HAVENT AND I NEVER WILL.
@maggiesuarez79313 жыл бұрын
i dont get it. what have they taken away?😭😭
@daisynicole78433 жыл бұрын
@@maggiesuarez7931 Steve Irwin
@rev05683 жыл бұрын
Hate it, but I don't blame them. Steve probably wouldn't and knew the risks he took.
@beanboy49003 жыл бұрын
@@rev0568 I like to imagine that when the stingray that killed Steve died, Steve was just waiting in stingray heaven for him all like "sorry I spooked you buddy, I know it wasn't your fault"
@FuryMcpurey3 жыл бұрын
@@beanboy4900 Me too. That man was a gift to the world. I don't blame the sting ray either. I don't blame anybody. Poor thing got spooked and Steve just made a little mistake, which led to the circumstances and situation.
@an0rangutan3 жыл бұрын
Pandas also have the strongest bite per pound of any bear, because biting hard ass Bamboo is a lot harder than biting soft flesh.
@fluffyness29903 жыл бұрын
Stop spreading bs, the strongest bite force out of all bears is the Grizzly and it's just one googlensearch away
@wheresdarice39883 жыл бұрын
This is kinda unrelated but I remember that there's an orangutan in a zoo in Malaysia that always poses whenever you take pictures of it. Pretty cool actually.
@Wroxal3 жыл бұрын
@@fluffyness2990 Polar bear bite force PSI: 1200 Grizzly bear bite force PSI: 975 "iT's juST oNe gOogLE SeArcH awAy"
@fluffyness29903 жыл бұрын
@@Wroxal I stand corrected. Thank you for the info!
@Wroxal3 жыл бұрын
@@fluffyness2990 No problemo, gotta love google
@pimpspongebob3674 Жыл бұрын
why is i spoke with the devil in miami playing? 8:39
@subhayanbiswas3542 Жыл бұрын
" I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they have took from me" Feel u brother If u know u know
@thatgirl.averyy3 жыл бұрын
Can I just say, let’s take a second to appreciate the fact that the woman was giving the arrangatang personal space, and being simply peaceful-
@2-d_in_a_bag3 жыл бұрын
orangutans are generally polite. i think it's nice to be polite to them back XD
@tropical51353 жыл бұрын
"arrangatang"
@soupfan12 жыл бұрын
*ARRANGATANG*
@user-wz8bw7dt5m2 жыл бұрын
arrangatang arrange at tango ar rang at ang
@panbaimeena28662 жыл бұрын
Ahhm..arrangatang
@crazedfaeiry6233 жыл бұрын
People have actually tried to tame zebras before. But aside from a few unverified successes, zebras remain untamed.
@nicks61963 жыл бұрын
My grandpa tried it on our farm. The workers rather wanted to sleep with a cobra and hungry hyena before trying that again.
@GODOFAWSOMENESS12 жыл бұрын
I believe that Boba Fett had two wolf eels on Kamino when he was a kid in the book series based off of him. This was before Disney bought StarWars.
@killuazoldyck8022 жыл бұрын
“Meet Patrick, the largest wombat to ever wombat” Best line yet
@dabi81993 жыл бұрын
I love how this taught me more facts about nature than my school and homework combined
@Th3Illegal3 жыл бұрын
“If God wants Godzilla in the form of a tadpole then dammit that’s what’s gonna happen” that’s got me laughing for a while 😂😂😂
@gregbailey2700 Жыл бұрын
It’s not possible for me to do anything but love this dude and this channel. Brilliant!!
@crazynutreviews26476 ай бұрын
"We would all be on shirts" - next scene is the merch promotion. 😂 I'm not sure if that was intentional but if it was, it was genius.
@onewinter94113 жыл бұрын
I'm calling zebras as "homicidal barcodes" now 😂😂😂
@dimetrodon22503 жыл бұрын
Manta rays are harmless until one of them body slams your boat after deciding it wanted to experience what it’s like to be a bird
@DariusKetchum20102 жыл бұрын
In Marty's defense, he probably doesn't know how to zebra. 5:45 Definitely Raph from Rise of the TMNT.
@MetalAmyRose2 жыл бұрын
Which is a good thing since childhoods would be ruined even more if that shitty finding Nemo theory didn't already kill them completely.
@whatislife1012 Жыл бұрын
The subtitles read, "They'll R Kelly" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 when talking about the giraffes
@god63913 жыл бұрын
How much y’all wanna bet this man’s search history makes the F.B.I silent
@lorraineragin50013 жыл бұрын
Why did you make them animals
@runeofnoweyr3 жыл бұрын
"And now we have a wolf eel. ... Why."
@catdaddy96263 жыл бұрын
😆
@NECOLEsadiah Жыл бұрын
He has me ADDICTED TO NATURE 😩!! THE KIDS ASK,"WHY ARE U LAUGHING if it's ONLY NATURE?" 😆 I STILL CAN ONLY LAUGH EVEN HARDER 🌟🌟🌟🌟
@wannabehistorian3712 жыл бұрын
“Y’all be on shirts” was a perfect ending and segue to that ad.
@angelbloodshinra3 жыл бұрын
The blue whale pic reminds me of meeting Big Blue in Ecco - I'm pretty sure they made a point to have his sprite proportionately accurate to ecco's, because he's an ABSOLUTE UNIT and the echolocation map screen makes you think he's going to be much smaller. I bet meeting one in person while diving would feel pretty much the same way. Also, a future topic suggestion: a sister series to this one where you "redeem" animals that are generally disliked, like rats, bugs, vultures, snakes, hyenas, etc.)
@eddiecowen26243 жыл бұрын
I can help out Vultures Vultures eat a lot of diseases that could easily kill people, but their stomach acid is so strong they take these diseases as if they're a slurpee This is why we should love our little maggot-eating parrots because they tank a ton of diseases that can death strike people, and we don't even say thank you
@zerosumgame57002 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the accurate Ecco reference. Meeting Big Blue was an awe inspiring scene when I first came across it, and it still gives me chills of excitement on the odd year I revisit the game.
@aychazyt69873 жыл бұрын
The zebra part reminds me of that line from that Tarzan movie "Horses kick to escape, but a zebra will continue until you're dead"
@ravenlaurendine2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are awesome. I love your fast, sarcastic, sly jokes you slip in. Great voice, great subject matter(s), great sense of humor.
@ravenlaurendine2 жыл бұрын
PS: So glad you get right to it and don't draw 1 minute of content into 15 minutes of rambling crap most of the yahoos on KZfaq do.
@MrDumbledick2 жыл бұрын
“Long necked Sandusky.” As a penn state alum, it hurt me to laugh a little too hard
@That_Wise_Sage_3 жыл бұрын
“Slap box your soul into a factory reset” 🤣🤣🤣
@dynamosaurusimperious63413 жыл бұрын
Basically Animal are great at ruining childhood,so that's quite nice. And Hood Nature is also awesome so that's nice.
@labj1432 жыл бұрын
"so if you're still single just know that this thing is somehow doing better than you" 😂 that stung
@chaosandstuff35192 жыл бұрын
This man’s knowledge is so Abundant and on point but his punchlines are the best
@sinifexxephinis43103 жыл бұрын
You're not ruining animals, I love this content. Nothing is as sweet or innocent as you first think, especially ducks.
@KlavierMenn2 жыл бұрын
II am inclined to agree... but what about geese?
@king_koby9591 Жыл бұрын
What about pigeon whats a non innocent behavior about them 😮
@angelagunn7986 Жыл бұрын
ESPECIALLY DUCKS
@Fatherwhat Жыл бұрын
May I interest you in the Penguin
@stacilove44393 жыл бұрын
Wolf eels "these things mate for life so if somehow you're still single just know that this thing is doing better than you" LMAOO I'm dead 😂😂😂
@maniakk35632 жыл бұрын
5:28 Theres a reason Melman was insanely germophobic
@bigfatbrick92112 жыл бұрын
I swear he comes up with the best names for animals that could clap all of us
@pettylevelexpert9843 жыл бұрын
1. How did you find out you had this gift? 2. What kind of a god would give you the gift of ruining all his creatures. 3. Why is your dark humor so hilarious? 4. Why do I love this so much? 5. Am I going to hell for liking this?
@Rose333X3 жыл бұрын
Can't go to hell if it doesn't exist. also its knowledge that's available for everyone, and god if it existed it wouldn't give a shit, its not human, so stop treating it as if it is.
@jontraz59933 жыл бұрын
@@Rose333X name checks out
@hexapodc.19733 жыл бұрын
@@Rose333X man, as a fellow atheist Im so fucking embarrased people like you exist, please take a joke instead of snowflaking like its 2016
@AverageAwesomeDude3 жыл бұрын
1: he came out the womb spitting straight animal facts 2: the same that made these animals, he’s clearly kinda screwy 3: because laughing at the meaningless void of existence is profoundly satisfying 4:you got good taste 5: yes but probably not for this
@bbw2833 жыл бұрын
@@Rose333X issa joke
@Dmike30903 жыл бұрын
If you were my teacher, I might have graduated high school and went to college. Why cant school be more real.
@Nonyah1233 жыл бұрын
The information is all there. You just had to read it.
@gnikydad Жыл бұрын
even death procrastinates dealing with that crab😂😂🤣🤣
@donhokirk93792 жыл бұрын
Dude the commentary absolutely amazing. I could die laughing. thanks for your vids
@harvestedpustules68973 жыл бұрын
"Now I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they have taken away from me". Fucking priceless
@carlablair9898 Жыл бұрын
A stingray took away Steve Irwin. Not happy about that at all.
@alvinreinaldy51483 жыл бұрын
"because even death procrastinate dealing with this thing" is one sentence i'll keep close to my heart
@mariastevens64062 жыл бұрын
"a therapist goes up a tax bracket" I just woke my girl up laughing
@user-ny4jw6yq5l2 жыл бұрын
"Sloths are impossible to ruin, they're adorable and lazy!" Wet sloth: unfortunately for you history will not see it that way
@auburneytuckerson29593 жыл бұрын
I love all animals! I never thought I'd find another black animal lover like myself that knows so much about animals! This dude knows even more than me! I can learn even more here!
@liz.13283 жыл бұрын
black animal lover?
@auburneytuckerson29593 жыл бұрын
@@liz.1328 yes, I know it sounds racist, but where I am, I don't find many of my own race who is like that. Most either don't like animals, don't care, or only likes pets (like dogs and/or cats). They either don't know as much about animals or don't care.
@user-wn3wv5bx5e3 жыл бұрын
@@auburneytuckerson2959 That's interesting, and honestly a little surprising, but I hope you succeed in learning and inspire some of your own people along the way since animals are fuckin awesome
@auburneytuckerson29593 жыл бұрын
@@user-wn3wv5bx5e Thank you! :)
@auburneytuckerson29593 жыл бұрын
@Rkaale 123 You'd think that, but there are many where I am that either don't like animals or are afraid of them. Especially dogs.
@mkg64133 жыл бұрын
That subtle, yet heartbreaking Crocodile Hunter reference.
@armalvior2 жыл бұрын
Any animal that is Black and White will be considered psychopath as listed below: Magpies Panda Zebra Orcas
@ember54212 жыл бұрын
Sea snakes: you forgot about me bro
@flaretheartist2 жыл бұрын
Cough cough *Humans*
@James-gy7sx2 жыл бұрын
@@flaretheartist cough cough animal rights activist
@flaretheartist2 жыл бұрын
@@James-gy7sx who said i was active, have rights or an animal
@James-gy7sx2 жыл бұрын
@@flaretheartist OK I take back what I said
@retard_activated Жыл бұрын
"Homicidal Barcode" I died, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mygodisthemoon3 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the referral of zebras as "angry afro donkey" You know what just about all the nicknames he gives animals are rad
@ramon-80033 жыл бұрын
I grew up reading animal encyclopedias and knew a lot about all species but, the stuff you said well.. That made me go back to the books and learn more.
@tonitechnique2 жыл бұрын
"Baby shower"...I can't stop laughing
@citronvannalemon2 жыл бұрын
What's more impressive than his knowledge of animals is how many synonyms he has for death.