LOL.

fucking good one

Now it all makes sense

And from memory

Haha 😂

Man das meta af :D

I mean I did catch that but I was confused as to who these guys were at the beginning.

This is the first time in a long time I actually bursted out cackling at a comment. Very clever 😂

it would be genius if we didnt get this same exact scene in the movie with the russian chick who looke him up. how do ll these ppl know the same bald man in government records? im glad they cut this out. its dumb

Hahahahha hell yeahgg

I don't think that's the way it was meant. If you play poker, one of the common "side games" people play is to try and take the two worst cards ,2/7, and win. There's even jackpots where you get money if you win and show at the end, but you have to make it to the river. On the surface, to movie viewers, saying it's the 'two worst cards you can be dealt' is very limited. In reality, what it stands for is taking the worst you can be dealt and making something out of nothing. I'm pretty sure the writers were thinking on these lines. It's about getting the job done, no matter the odds.

@@cuthwulf If only you spent as much time cultivating a personality as you analyze meaningless stuff.

@@cuthwulf either that or it’s a play on the idea that he went through the worst missions possible and survived

And what about the black dudes shirt button 8 of heart and 3 of spade. What does that represents?

@@San-cs6lk stop being jealous of other ppl like that 🤣

@@veramae4098 A TRUE classic! 😃

Don't forget the Accountant from 'Drive Angry' with Nick Cage 😁😁😁

How about the Equalizer?

Imagine a sequel with both the accountant and auditor and prequels of their origin story.

What about the "transporter"?

I'll need another drink too lol

He raised that kid, he knew the kid is a fuck-up

Wilford Brimley couldn’t put up a fight anyway

Perhaps, this is the only way to make the dude shut up and learn something? As a parent, you can't use that didactic strategy though. So, old dad is happy that someone teaches his son valuable lessons. Lesson 1: The world does not revolve around you. That's when Hutch punches him after he bought the factory. Lesson 2: Listen when others speak. One would think that a grown man would know these things, but this is surprisingly hard to teach some people.

Three, you forgot when Hutch punched him first 👍

Two tours on alien planets as a space marine and could pop your head with telekinesis... They didn't know who the real scary guy in the room was!

I watched Starship Troopers in the cinema when it came out in 1997. I was convinced that Michael Ironside was Jack Nicholson!!

Holy fuck until you said something I didn’t realize that was mike.

Sam Fisher's old, damn

Damn tox, never realized it was him either! Feels good indeed now!

Because if you get either of them, you're fucked. Probably a couple more exist too.

Either way, they, like Hutch, are the last thing you wanna see, in the game of life!

pure speculation that I would love to see expanded on. 8&3 cuff links are for auditors still active, 7&2 are what those who retire get tattooed to remind those who know when the dangerous man is about.

@@v44rgtuy0l3 hmm. Probably its a downgrade version of hutch, you have hutch as your worst; the 8&3 guy as the worse then you have some bad in there too.

@@v44rgtuy0l3 I imagine it's based off skill, the worst person at your door is hutch and next is this guy. The more dangerous, the worse the cards

Incredibly under-rated actor, can do comedy, romance & action films. Hope he gets fleshed out in the sequel, sadly as this was a deleted scene I doubt he'll be in it.

shaddap

"Professionals have standards"

ur mum doesnt tho, hence u@@thexavier666

​@@thexavier666YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Oliver Queen's Step-father?

@@tmac8396 That too 👍

Oh shit no wonder why I thought je looked familiar

Long live Resident Evil...

Thy shall remember

@@alfa-psi okay.... Always confused between these two

please recommend more movies like that

@@kagisocalvinramz3826 the Equalizer 1& 2

@@acurioussoul9840 watched them

@@kagisocalvinramz3826 Polar - 2019 Netflix.

got gold can travel

The universal answer to these guys is ... ALWAYS CARRY A THERMAL DETONATOR ON YOUR PERSON! If you go, they go too .. and at least you are even.

I would just give my Father in law & Mother in Law A bunch of Gold Bricks and tell them go on a long vacation you two deserve it. My In Laws: wait is there something that your not telling us Son? Me: Let’s just Say I’m just The EVS Tech That Cleans up Messes without people taking a second Look

hahaha nice one

Given who wrote both movies, it's not implausible...

That F**king Nobody is NOT John Wick...

@@gamil867 and yet the writer for both movies is the same...

According to the writer, Nobody is IN the Wick Universe...

Well, considering this version happened after Hutch paid his father in law with gold ingots it could still have worked as an after credit scene to hint that Hutch was part of an even bigger group, they just have to alter who the Russians blackmailed, maybe get a different guy

I can't remember what scene they kept, Can someone please remind me?

@@heavenlypizza69 the scene of the office guy is the same, just cut out and pasted where a russian hacker was blackmailing him instead to get the files on hutch

Oscar for what? It wasn't his best performance. Movie was not that great. It was good, but nothing we haven't seen before.

@@CaseyRedgrave well if not him then maybe its you who should get an oscar

@@katmgn3442 Mate, he didn't throw an oscar winning performance here, his acting was pretty basic and nothing special. If this is oscar winning performance for you, then Keanu Reeves should've won like 6 of them, heck any actor who has played a character like this should've won one. Odenkirk is a good actor and all, but this ain't it.

@@CaseyRedgrave I'm sure that he already won an oscar for playing as saul goodman

@@mayamia1607 he didn't, if only a google was a thing and you could check

Or end up dead

you're*

Yes

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm - George Orwell.

Law Abiding Citizen

Idk about that. I think it’s more like he cleans up the government’s mistakes so the public will never know how corrupt it really is. Not so much sleep peacefully as it is making sure the wool stays pulled over our eyes

Oh, does he check under my bed and in my closet for monsters? If so, thanks Hutch!

Irelands top gangster is called hutch

Ikr that would fit really well

Excellent suggestion! 👍🏾

Exactly!!!

Not every movie has to be a crossover or universe expansion

yes

Yes! He always fit that role. He still does those characters in voice acting, as he has passed his prime for those characters. He still is one great actor.

I prefer bob odenkir but it was cool that idea.

He kinda does... as Sam Fisher

One of the most reliable and hardest working actors in the world. His filmography is incredible.

I still remember him in SCANNERS as a kid: "We're gonna do it the scanner way. I'm going to suck your brains dry!" I never forgot that line.

Same!

well, she obviously knows more than we do...

I think all she knows is that he always comes home covered cuts and bruises, and that she should treat his wounds without asking questions. Maybe she did ask a question once, and met the barber.

She had that "seems like old times" vibe.

Especially since she wants to know if the new house has a basement, lol...

I thought he was the weakest character in the movie. What was he meant to be? If the Auditor is meant be some ex-Tier 1 operative, then who was the Barber meant to be? He's not SAS/SBS material. And what would a former British black-op guy be doing shadowing a former American operative in America for? Is he meant to be his British goodwill ambassador and wet-nurse or something?

@@SmartCookie2022 just another immigrant soldier, we have tons of them

@@SmartCookie2022 he used to work with 007 back in the late 90s and early 2000s.

@@SmartCookie2022 If we look at the the movie and make some inferences, it could be stated that both The Barber and The Auditor are a part of an organization that handles covert operations without any government influence. It makes entire sense why you would have a former British SoF member, diversity is a powerful tool and so is experience. Having different operators from different countries/continents leads to connections, experience of locations/climates/operating fields, languages, resources, tools, etc etc.

​@@ChaosEldritchPrince007That's the most reasonable guess. They're just titles to agents. Doesn't matter if they were American, British, or Italian or German, they got a title.

He punched the solar plexus..it's a nerve cluster....A very resourceful move in a fight..it temporarily paralyzes your breathing muscles.

Don't want to be rude, just expressing my opinion, let's say that the analyst is a new guy, by the look of him, he says he's not familiar with what an "auditor" is, seeing he doesn't have a high level clearance I can believe he doesn't know what the card tattoo meant at first, but when he saw The Barber wrist pins he understood he is out of his league, the father-in-law was a Sargent, seen combat duty probably some place safe, he knew what a special operative agent was but he never met one and we can be sure he doesn't understand like the analyst at first, now the vet, the way he is dressed, how he looks, completely different from the Sargent, that he saw some real fking sht in combat and probably still suffering from PTSD, he most definitely met some auditors in his tour or tours of combat and probably having lots of contact from some of the agencies, maybe after his tours, he recognised the expired ID really fast sadly I didn't see what rank and unit was the Veteran so I can't really tell what he did in his military career in comparison with The Sargent, but this is my opinion, sorry for the long post 😅😅😅

@@monkmonk275 Spot on! You must be in the shit to recognize the shit lol

I would imagine that the it was a quick rewrite, the tattoo shop scene edited to have a bit of content with the cards thing that probably wouldnt have been in with this scene in the narrative

@@monkmonk275 Fair enough. Taking those scenes out makes the reveal more fit anyway. Also, the ID was his dad's FBI ID.

a lot of those *Special groups* are just whispers and rumors. usually/probably introduced as a extremely high rank when having to deal with normal military, could be a few been let in on whom they really are if that info is necessary for their mission

Who else has hankering for some ice cream.

That might have worked to but I think what we got was good enough.

They could have put all of this in the movie and it would have been 4 minutes longer...

@@spectralassassin6030 Good enough? Wow! Real high bar there buddy

i can see why these were not include in the movie, movie was better without these scenes as these explain too much removing all mystery

Yeah, that could have been written and acted a little more subtle, and it would have been a lot better. Just having the clerk have a screen come up saying his account was locked and he needed to report to internal security would have been plenty.

Fingers cross.

Peppermint

Don't forget The Punisher ( referring to the TV show)

You forgot about wanted.

Polar? Bullet Train?

wrath of man?

Actual, it would of made his position as an "Auditor", more set in stone as the guy you don't f*** with.

Agreed. The movie was better without these scenes.

@@lumberluc I'd say his actions during the film set that tone just fine. These scenes are interesting but also redundant.

that plot hole can be solved pretty easily with one or two line like "honor to 'serve' under you sir" establishing that vet is some kinds of underling and one of the low rank officer in hutch departement, but i think "thank, you for your service" is enough of explanation that the vet knows what hutch and what he represent

Bad poker hand but one to gamble your left nut on in black jack

Same. I get why they took it out as it does slow down the pacing a bit, but for anyone who doesn’t know poker you’re completely left in the dark. I had to Google a bit to find a breakdown of what that tattoo meant and why it was important to have.

isnt that the point? to build up the tension before morei nfo is revealed. when the veteran apologised and left, we get an idea he's not this simple doormat guy. why would they just reveal from the beginning who he is?

Pretty much when your deal with a bad hand the odds are against ya put that term into what ever special black ops shit these guys went through, means they did shit that were not in the favor if you sent a normal squad of soldiers.

I have one here at this house and it's only here because we lost a much older (and, frankly, better looking) one in the move from the previous house. Sometimes it's not about efficiency so much as novelty or an eccentric attachment to the little things. The feel and sound of rotary phones are both pleasant and comforting in the oddest way.

I have one…….a wall mounted 554 Western Electric. Still works great (see now why the federal gov busted up the Bell System)…….. base was made in the 70’s

I have one but I don't use it, I don't even have a landline anymore lol

the older the device, the more chances of it being untraceable, un-hackable and so on. Plus, lesser chances of it existing in digital records, so yeah, more anonymity. Trust me, I've seen a lot of computer engineers around me using keypad phones, and not because they're poor. It's just that they're not connected to umpteen accounts and apps, which diminishes the vulnerability. Just a thought, you may disagree.

@@Husainbhinder02 as a software guy I get that but wouldn't think that kind of security would be needed for a public business

also because theyre the 2nd worse cards you can be dealt

their*

@@thenaughtyamericanexpat "they're heads"? "Shaved they are heads"? Do I understand you correctly?

The Filthy 13, 1st Demolition Section of 506th PIR, 101st Airborne.

I just saw online recently that they are making a Nobody part 2! I'm looking forward to this sequel immensely!

I think I understand what the significance of the cards, I feel like it’s also like a calling card that your time is up, I mean it is the worst hand ever dealt in Texas hold ‘em, it’s like life just dealt you a bad hand and the auditor is here to collect

Cartomancy. I guess it’s like tarot but uses playing cards. Never heard of it til now but it really explains the cards meanings.

Worst hand meaning "a hand no one wants to see"

I think it has something to do with their unit. Auditor starts with an A so he has a 2 and a 7 Barber with a B and his cards are 3 and 8 ... Other member of the unit

@@UnderPressureGr oh snap, bro thats actually more dope than what I said, because that actually makes a lot of sense since they’re government assassins, nice breakdown btw 👌🏾

You do know specific searches get flagged up. When you search up something dodgy that is a threat to National security it would be flagged up. If it’s serious enough, a case would be opened. Nothing you or I do is a secret even behind an anonymous account. Also, a man like the barber has plentiful resources to get around and find exactly where people are.

Doesn’t change travel time. Think he commandeered a supersonic jet?

Hahahaha I shouldn't laugh 😅 😂 Michael Ironside is the Maan but you are right 😂😂

Eh I think the old bald guy could've easily fucked him up

You mean Walter from Arrow.

I see You are a man of culture as well

Jack

Idk. I think the tattoo is more interesting when it's all a mystery

I like the movie version better... Her obvious fear from what she found shows what a dangerous character Hutch is.

@@WHJeffB Yes, but it's almost comical. You run like that if you find out the house you are in is being painted for a drone strike, not because your employer decided to tango with one bad, horrible motherfucker.

He has the act and the class! I would like to see him in the role!

@@henriquetelles36 you forget that Bond has to be a British actor, not an American actor. Keep this in mind, the Bond series had never had an American actor.

@@jaidenxiong9996 Colin Salmon is British.

Classy bond!

@@jaidenxiong9996 and as far as I know, a British director, except the new No time to Die, which will be shit, maybe

Handing over any file or even printing it would have gotten him fired.

Yeah. Ah I think i worked too much as an office jokey. :D

An argument could be made that the unknown person not only had the clearance to be in that room but was notified that a certain file had been requested.

Did anyone else notice all other staff had been made to leave the floor. This is not possible without heavy hitters being present. The fact every bloody page is redacted.

it wasn't a movie that had a lot of money thrown into it but (with a good soundtrack) just seemed to come together non the less.

I felt that it was better that way, John Wick style. It's boring I'd they tell you out right, instead the old guy said "f*ck this sh*t I'm out." And later we got a random scene of the bald guy getting blackmailed with his _escapades_ and we find out that the tat probably means body stackers.

How about the fact that 95% of deleted scenes should have STAYED in the movie. As an American, I get very salty about Hollywood's assumptions regarding my attention span and interest. Keep them in.

Don’t forget … all the intimidating characters must have a British accent!

They still tend to overestimate the attention span of the majority of potential viewers.@@aaronmurphy9353

Limitless the tv series. really good.

Ironside voiced Darkseid in the Superman: TAS.

Or if you need someone to voice a spy

Because the screen wasnt actually showing that. It's a graphic put in, in post.

@@midweekcentaur1050 Yes, I know that. It's still weird. It just reminds me of bad dubbing.

@@DoomRulz its a deleted scene lmao its not finished

It looks like he typed a few keys (maybe 2-3) and then just "paste" full name and continue to type.

or Jester from Top Gun, which is where I first saw him.

Rasczak from "Starship Troopers".

Darryl Revok from "Scanners"

Omg Splinter Cell.. I was world ranked top 5 for 2 months at that time. And Socom 2 at the time as well. Accolades that will not get you laid.

Idk what you are talking about nor will I ask any questions. Good day, sir.

@ThatOneDude 6969 lol. What a way to ruin a joke. Good job!

@ThatOneDude 6969 those "classified information" is what make people suddenly disappeared

@SpiritualAlien99 Tell that to Martin Luther King

@SpiritualAlien99 if you want to file a FoIA request and get a completely redacted set of documents and membership on all the watchlists go ahead

You mean Darkseid gets intimidated by Walter Steele

@@somedude7892 or Darkseid gets intimidated by General Zod

No, they didn't ;-)

Oh please, you should try dealing with the British Columbia government regarding just about any investigation on spending, housing laws and the motor vehicle code. I could be a billionaire if I had simply just sold them wide black markers.

@@FirstLastOne let’s not forget to photocopy the Redacted Documents, else somebody will just hold the Document up to the light and read it anyways

Evidently not that secretive.

Shouldn't you be avoiding talking about this

Agree, the hacker scene implied so much more than the deleted scenes.

It seriously was. The last fight was probably some of the best shit ever.

@@simul8rduude agreed!

@@manemperorofmankind8119 "you brought a lot of shotguns.." 😂😂😂

@@simul8rduude “you brought a lot of Russians”

Xddmto bothof two

How about the whole movie

the plot itself is kind of a john wick. well because it was written by the same writer/director haha

@@pripyat.sadboi8092 hoping for some sort of crossover though

Maybe there'll be some easter eggs if they make Nobody 2 (I hope so).

Starship Troopers FTW

Canada, Winnipeg my city 👍