Noel Gallagher's Oasis DVD commentary highlights [ORIGINAL]

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10 жыл бұрын

Audio commentary highlights by Noel Gallagher who watches all of the band's UK single music videos. He's not impressed with most of it.
Compiled with love by: / samhuxley
Unbelievably, there's two more hours of this on the Time Flies DVD.
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@mdjones4 9 жыл бұрын

this should be a tv show where noel narrates videos.

@thegamerbrothers8362 9 жыл бұрын

I'm in favor

@Zimnyification 10 жыл бұрын

"That's supposed to be a spaceship taking off; it looks like a bunch of scaffoldings sinking."

@magicpawor6798 4 жыл бұрын

i'm dying

@scott12xu 3 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong.

@DaveTheUseless 10 жыл бұрын

This was perhaps the most fun I ever had watching a KZfaq video

@geoffreyharlow 9 жыл бұрын

6:04 "If you need 4 guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that."

@Nogli 7 жыл бұрын

I love his reaction as he realises that Sunday Morning Call is next.

@lifeatpaddyspub 9 жыл бұрын

I just realized the director was telling Noel to have more energy in his eyes in that music video, but he was wearing sunglasses the whole time...

@bennyhill5004 9 жыл бұрын

First thing I noticed too. Ha.

@tafua_a 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he put them on later because he couldn't put enough energy in his eyes

@jamesdavies5266 5 ай бұрын

Well spotted!

@jamesdavies5266 5 ай бұрын

Well spotted!

@jamesdavies5266 5 ай бұрын

Well spotted!

@thegamerbrothers8362 9 жыл бұрын

"Thank god that's over. What was ne- Oh fucking hell! Ooohhhh fucking hell, I hate this next tune. I really fucking hate it."

@winstonoboogie9186 10 жыл бұрын

So grateful that Noel Gallagher exists.

@Tuscuttar 10 жыл бұрын

"Is he trying to get to the CD player?"

@veganxbones 10 жыл бұрын

'IS THAT A MAN, WITH LEGS MADE OF SAUSAGES?! THAT'S NOT REAL!'

@Anubisxian 10 жыл бұрын

Lol, can't put anything past him, eh?

@rickifriki Күн бұрын

Unbearable.

@TomWhaley621 10 жыл бұрын

I love that he hates "Sunday Morning Call" so much, that he starts addressing it in the music video prior to it... Pure gold.

@bohemianvillage676 3 жыл бұрын

And when it starts, he seems to be genuinely suffering.

@OtisNotibrus 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tammydoherty6372 9 жыл бұрын

"Oh, that cost us a FUCKING FORTUNE!"

@Senile_Yeti 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone hate Noel's music more than Noel does?

@festivalrecords.info-aguid6609 3 ай бұрын

He hates the videos, not the music (well, not all of it)@@Senile_Yeti

@Zimnyification 10 жыл бұрын

"That wasn't an actual record playing by the way and he's not a real clown." Best bit.

@jongomm 10 жыл бұрын

Noel Gallagher = Legend.

@MrKarma49 9 жыл бұрын

I remember Liam being furious that day cause I think it was the one time I was more drunk than him. LOL!!!

@kennethsabala3034 9 жыл бұрын

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@lucasarturomelgarejoalborn219 8 жыл бұрын

+Kenneth Sabala you alright there,mate?

@SodaPrezsing 8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Arturo Melgarejo Albornoz didnt you hear him? He's Uninjured.

@guitarist8688 10 жыл бұрын

"Robbie Williams based his entire fucking career on this song..." God, some of the shit he come out with is hilarious; the man's a natural comedian.

@ShadyLookingDog 8 жыл бұрын

'The people who are making them think they're fucking making Apocalypse Now'

@RUTKN2ME92 10 жыл бұрын

"He developed lazyitis, masquerading as nervous exhaustion" lmfao I love you Noel

@summerandlightning1380 10 жыл бұрын

After watching this I wish there was an entire tv channel of nothing but Noel Gallagher commenting on things he hates

@SpiritMolecule 10 жыл бұрын

"I guess he thought he looked gay. Theres nothing wrong with being gay. Obviously!" LOOOOOL

@patricklauer4452 2 жыл бұрын

Noel be based

@rickifriki Күн бұрын

Noel knows.

@SIGHBOY6 9 жыл бұрын

"Do you want me to fucking stare at you like a fucking serial Killer?"

@thegamerbrothers8362 9 жыл бұрын

I loved that part, my favorite was the Sunday Morning Call part though

@Notecrusher 10 жыл бұрын

"Maybe the motorbikes are rushing to the radio station to say STOP, THIS IS SHIT."

@TheTwistedAlchemist 10 жыл бұрын

'Need 4 guys to walk around in slow motion...we were the best at that' Fooking brilliant!

@geoffreyharlow 9 жыл бұрын

4:45 "Can we do that bit again, but can you do it with a bit more energy in your eyes" HAHA

@Couly 10 жыл бұрын

"A man with legs made of sausages!" lmao

@darrenwilsonV2 8 жыл бұрын

Classic. Why can't everyone be as honest as Noel?

@Vpmatt 10 жыл бұрын

"Is that a man with legs made of sausages?" Noel is a superb piss taker and as I've always thought, he takes the piss out of himself as much as anyone. These are his own videos! Anyone who thinks he takes himself too seriously needs to watch this. A deadset legend is Noel.

@matthewstephens6848 9 жыл бұрын

'Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not real!' Hahaha

@travisbickle5381 8 жыл бұрын

"I know for a fact that's got nothing to do with the song."

@h0lly_blue 6 жыл бұрын

"A _man_ with legs made of sausages?!"

@googlesaurusrex 9 жыл бұрын

In about 15 years he's going to be saying High Flying Birds was shite as well. It's just Noel.

@Thenowhereman42 7 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong is the funny part. They had two incredible albums and it all went a bit wonky after that. But most people never make any incredible albums, so it's fine. And the subsequent albums had a couple tunes each.

@mywhychromosome 3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenowhereman42 Don't forget "The Masterplan"!! [The album...yes I consider it an album, even though it's obviously a bloody compilation...I dunno]

@Thenowhereman42 3 жыл бұрын

@@mywhychromosome That's maybe my favorite album although as you point out yeah it's technically not an album. But most of the songs on it are still from the Definitely Maybe/Morning Glory era.

@mywhychromosome 3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenowhereman42 ...Yeah that's a good point. Although some of the BHN b-sides are great

@Squalla1 7 жыл бұрын

"I have to say, with all these videos, If you need four guys to walk around in slow-motion, we were the fuckin'-- we were the best at that."

@gorlan100 10 жыл бұрын

so much for noel gallagher being cocky. here he is tearing to shreds every music video he ever created before 2005. what makes him so briliant is that nothing will stop him from speaking his opinion. he gives so few shits about anything. he will without hestitation tear someone else to shreds, and will without hesitation tear himself to shreds. what a guy!

@auzzieamerican 6 жыл бұрын

"Your girlfriend? Fuckin you play your cards right yeah you'll have about 6 girlfriends at the end of this fuckin tour." I'm dying of laughter over here.

@LadyFalcon17 7 жыл бұрын

"I still have no idea what he meant by that to this day." Lmfao

@lucasarturomelgarejoalborn219 9 жыл бұрын

''So she's dead;alright,so there's a death in the video,that's nice'' CX if he made a channel made up entirely of commenting to music videos it would be the best thing CX

@nutsngum2 10 жыл бұрын

Well, this escalated quickly...

@TheAlexFille 10 жыл бұрын

Please make another one!

@billgrundy7974 10 жыл бұрын

rumour has it this video had 2 views 10 seconds ago....

@vypper1000 10 жыл бұрын

rolling stone mag has give you a mention regarding putting this video up here mate. good luck wiv the veiws

@vypper1000 10 жыл бұрын

vypper1000 ....and the views

@marconelson7873 10 жыл бұрын

vypper1000 wow, a mention from the magazine that historically most hated Oasis, and even excluding them from 200 bands

@crwtn 8 жыл бұрын

His blunt Manc honesty reminds me of Karl Pilkington.

@ThreeWellsProven 8 жыл бұрын

+Josh McDonald Apparently they know each other!

@xarmy5669 7 жыл бұрын

they lived near each other and played footy as kids

@h.j.w2783 7 жыл бұрын

"I look like fuckin...Colombo" lmao, that was funny

@AvoidingTheRuby 10 жыл бұрын

Why's she got a helmet? WAS SHE ON THE BIKE?

@XLittleXRed 9 жыл бұрын

'Ang on a minute... Best part of the video, I couldn't stop laughing at that for ages. I went back and watched the whole video, had pretty much the same response myself.

@nowthisisfuuun 7 жыл бұрын

He later added "that's a bit fucking mad that one", hilarious

@TheSneakyStreet 10 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.....Love Noel's honesty and a true rebel to the end

@daliksheppy 10 жыл бұрын

watched this everyday since it came out lol its great

@AdamBarkerPodcasts 10 жыл бұрын

Possibly the funniest thing I have watched in ages! Noel Gallagher is a genius!

@PsychoMetalKid 4 жыл бұрын

I seriously think Noel managed to go over 10 years without watching the "Stand By Me" Music video which is actually quite impressive

@muffalufagus 9 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of ADIDAS going on in here!

@anteprskalo1894 10 жыл бұрын

This is probably the best video I've seen in a while, it really made my day.

@beadyblues 10 жыл бұрын

you must really have sad days...

@DavetheChimp 10 жыл бұрын

that's pretty much the funniest clip ever! man... thanks for posting this!!!

@raptorbadger3131 8 жыл бұрын

"It costs a fookin fortune!" I love Noel so much.

@andrefornia 6 жыл бұрын

Bought myself the DVD for Christmas. Best day of my life.

@LiamHarper 10 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Can't help thinking it's actually Karl Pilkington speaking most of the time.

@cungar1001 10 жыл бұрын

Bald-headed Manc twat

@kaimikkelsen 10 жыл бұрын

Definitely got this vibe also. Absolutely hilarious.

@TheSaltsinNZ 8 жыл бұрын

"Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not real." I genuinely laughed out loud.

@kensuke0 10 жыл бұрын

EH'T COSS'A FOOK-EN FOUR-TUNE

@bennyhill5004 8 жыл бұрын

"The size of Boneheads shirt; that's fucking insane"!!

@dunderbob91 7 жыл бұрын

"This is fucking nonsense." Hahaha

@thedarkness97 10 жыл бұрын

Just bought the dvd on the strength of this....Noel should do stand up XD

@thecreaturewalks 10 жыл бұрын

This made my day. Saw it on Gawker and laughed the entire time. Thanks nutsngum2

@JDAG24 10 жыл бұрын

"Someone should have just told me to go on holiday" - genius.

@Dwavard 10 жыл бұрын

Pure comedy, absolutely luv this! The commentary is awesome :-)

@RedJoe10 10 жыл бұрын

We need honest bands like Oasis more than ever now.

@miskay5526 10 жыл бұрын

Noel is fuckin hilarious!

@armednation 10 жыл бұрын

"I remember Liam was furious at me, the only time I was more drunk, than he is!" EPIC!

@DavidJones-lp2wz 8 жыл бұрын

this is probably the best KZfaq video Ive ever seen, didn't know it even existed, hilarious how he hates so many of his old songs and videos lol

@licenselessrider4486 9 жыл бұрын

5:25 "This is fuckin nonsense..." Hahaha

@Guedingen 10 жыл бұрын

great fun, many thanks. Could listen to him all night.

@rorbrut 10 жыл бұрын

im reminded of Karl Pilkington

@tammydoherty6372 9 жыл бұрын

Ha, true! Well, a more INTELLIGENT Karl Pilkington!

@dirty-tomato 9 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaas always whinging like a fellow Mancunian

@reddevil9554 6 жыл бұрын

They do speak similar. They'd be funny together on a travelling documentary.

@Smitho94 10 жыл бұрын

9:34 Noel doing the wanker sign out the window

@whizzeemc 5 жыл бұрын

Lol hadn't spotted that until I read your comment and checked it out

@jimlowe4285 10 жыл бұрын

I have tears in my eyes...just glorious stuff.

@festivalrecords.info-aguid6609 10 жыл бұрын

This is why Noel Gallagher is still the funniest guy in rock! Say what you want about him, his brother or their current or previous band(s), but all that aside, Noel is always good for a funny quote/interview...

@RockBottomRiser21 10 жыл бұрын

Now I want to hear Karl Pilkington do a commentary on this commentary.

@suzannegeeraerts7937 10 жыл бұрын

Still he and his brother made the best music ever.

@TheNameJohnny 8 жыл бұрын

Sick video bro! keep it up with the amazing videos!

@RandomH3roUK 10 жыл бұрын

Bet vid ever! Great upload!

@ArwenAmidalaGrey 10 жыл бұрын

"Fuckin' dreadful."

@SRDhain 10 жыл бұрын

I've watched it twice..once on the phone and on the lappy here. I howled with laughter both times. Noel is pure northern gold

@akingofoneself 10 жыл бұрын

05:44 "Is that Phil Mitchell?!.........no, it's not."

@lucyoufc 9 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I found this video

@cwbellor 10 жыл бұрын

"Can we watch this with the sound down?" lol

@doughboycod2 10 жыл бұрын

Noel Gallagher is an asshole and that's why I love him. One of the few people that speaks his mind freely is a society full of people who are too afraid to offend others.

@JimmyDarcy23 10 жыл бұрын

Absolute best quote from this is "that's supposed to be a spaceship taking off. It looks like scaffolding sinking". Brilliant!

@benhenry5833 10 жыл бұрын

I find it fascinating that this is getting news attention. I remember watch these in 2009! Still a great watch, so funny

@52ndMGsquad 10 жыл бұрын

Part 2? That was hilarious, especially with how bored Liam looked in that last second during "Sunday Morning Call"

@RedJoe10 10 жыл бұрын

The best commentary I have ever heard. None of your 'integrity' and 'we wanted to create this mood...' pretentiousness because the 'artist' wants it to sell. This'll probably sell more because of the commentary.

@jeffsherin9564 10 жыл бұрын

So funny, I would love to see another hour of this.

@Isoturius 10 жыл бұрын

And thus God looked down on his creations and thought them fucking shit.

@jennifersullivan6540 10 жыл бұрын

you did the Lord's work putting this together. thank you

@FireEyes69 10 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Thanks for this video. It really made me giggle.

@nutsngum2 8 жыл бұрын

Is this video REALLY two and a half years old? Time moves fast, doesn't it...

@andrewvaughan5686 8 жыл бұрын

can you please upload the whole thing

@nellytheninkynonk 10 жыл бұрын

I love how he basically hates Be Here Now. Bless him. Love the honesty.

@beadyblues 10 жыл бұрын

honesty about one who told a thousand lies is quite hilarious.

@paintballing489 10 жыл бұрын

"Liam being furious that day....because it was the one time I've been more drunk than he has" lol, that's brilliant.

@gemarcher83Che 10 жыл бұрын

Noel Gallagher is GOD.

@rmcc86 10 жыл бұрын

"Look how pissed I am there."

@nigeldick 10 жыл бұрын

It was a pleasure working with you too...

@hugothepoet 10 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@lucristianx 10 жыл бұрын

This is why I love the music Noel writes. You know it comes from a place of honesty.

@heyitscaroline 10 жыл бұрын

this is the best ever

@cemotoful 10 жыл бұрын

thanks for the compilation mate just when you think you have seen every Noel video on KZfaq telling us what he hates and saying fuck multiple times along the process you find a new one

@drinkmyeye 10 жыл бұрын

The entire commentary is fantastic and hilarious, buy the dvd "Time Flies" and turn them on while watching the videos, 2 hours of pure geniality. It's one of the best DVDs ever.