Actually Luthor Harkon was Lamia's Harbormaster, so he did have some experience with ships.
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
That's like saying a cafeteria janitor has culinary experience.
@hugovasquez82224 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds Not Really A harbourmaster needs to be greedy and able to at least dock ships correctly.
@dominicmanester81254 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds Actually harbourmaster would but you in a really good position for piracy. Greedy, thieving, knowing a thing or two about ships and bossing everyone else around to do the hard work . Sailing is what a crew is for. I mean before taking up sailing, Edward Teach was thought to have been a merchant from a wealthy family.
@wejwyj22304 жыл бұрын
@@dominicmanester8125 Also there's the fact a lot of inexperienced people became the most famous pirates like Bucaneers who were just simple snack sellers (they sold things like rats grilled on a buca to hungry merchants) before deciding that straight up robbing their customers was more profitable. Most pirates started out as outcasts, vagabonds or merchants before choosing the life at sea and even women were welcome as part of the crew or even captains on equal terms. The history of pirates is a really interesting one
@Salted_Fysh4 жыл бұрын
@@dominicmanester8125 There's a vast difference between knowing the logistics of a harbor and having the nautical skill to chart a course on the open sea and away from the sinky kind of storm, reefs, the thousands of murderous sea monsters in Warhammer II, Navy Patrols, procurement and securing of supplies, knowing the state of your vessel and reading the signs of deteriorating wood, rigging, not even mentioning that he also has manage a city and an armada which includes lengthy communication lines and a whole different kind of logistical knowledge. Y'all are severely underestimating how much skill it takes to sail a ship. Not to mention he has to micromanage most of these tasks because most of his crew consists of brain-dead fish fodder. He's nowhere near qualified not to mention the biggest flaw, he's a ducking vampire in need of a constant supply of fresh blood, which newsflash, is not plentiful on the high seas. Basically there's a very good reason this is a niche character in a niche publication of a niche magazine.
@fiendishrabbit82594 жыл бұрын
The majority of Luthor Harkon lore was established in the 6th edition, so it preceeded Pirates of the Caribbean by at least 3 years. As usual, if anyone has the right to sue it's GW.
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
When has that stopped the Mouse?
@theflyingkaramazovbrothers64 жыл бұрын
People are just so used to GW st--borrowing heavily from other sources that it's natural for Cody to make that assumption. So I went back to 4th edition, it mentions him but just a small blurb about Norse from Skeggi finding him and then him forming the Vampire Coast in the Undead. A Drako Harkon is mentioned in 2001 Vampire Counts 6th edition but the full "lore" I'm seeing IS from that White Dwarf in 2005. Open to being disproven.
@hentaioverwhelming4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds When your copyright enforcement becomes overzealous and incurs the wrath of the EU's copyright judges who then proceed to nullify your copyright and due to treaties with the EU propagates that nullification to the US? I mean, this was the full scope of the TPP treaty which we advocated and then backed out of even though a similar one was signed with the EU in the form of the TTIP.
@akumaking14 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds You mean the rat? (I made a joke that Mickey is Skaven)
@_Muzolf4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds True, they harassed the makers of Kimba the White lion to not release any more Kimba films in the West, despite Disney being the ones who outright stole everything from characters to scenery for Lion King.
@smashbar3334 жыл бұрын
"Lets Luthor Harkon shoot his overcharged loads into the unguarded flanks of his enemies." AHAAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD WE TAKE YOUR LOOT AND SHOOT OUR LOADS
@acceptablecasualty53194 жыл бұрын
Arch Cum-odore
@MedievalFolkDance3 жыл бұрын
Luthor Harkon is that guy in your D&D group that has been the backbone of your quest from the off, only to allow the entire party to be killed by goblin mercs Later discovery finds out he planned it beforehand so you'd be out of his apartment before the pizza arrived.
@codybonds3 жыл бұрын
That is a very specific description that feels like it's drawn from personal experience.
@MedievalFolkDance3 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds All I will say is Gruff Anvilstrike was the greatest Dwarf barbarian of all time. RIP.
@Tadicuslegion784 жыл бұрын
"Gentlemen, milady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Arch-Grand Commodore Luthor Harkon!" Funny thing about Harkon, you could give him Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, Davy Jones, and Salazar's dialogue and it'd just be different personalities of Harkon talking. Seriously out of all the Warhammer Fantasy characters out there, after Gotrek and Felix, a miniseries on Luthor Harkon and the Vampire Pirates would kick so much ass, if done right.
@andreaghiretti81894 жыл бұрын
Sadly Fantasy blowed up years ago, so no miniseries for him or anyone else.
@arnantphongsatha79064 жыл бұрын
@@andreaghiretti8189 the Old World says hello
@amandag.61862 жыл бұрын
@@arnantphongsatha7906 unfortunately he wasn't too relevant on tabletop either. Closest thing was him having a small spotlight in the End Times and for a tabletop battle he was in, he's just a vampire lord
@willardkestila64652 жыл бұрын
Forget miniseries, he should get his own show
@burningbronze755512 күн бұрын
@willardkestila6465 the brits do have the costume department for it
@wizardswine4 жыл бұрын
Actually Abhorash doesn't need to drink blood. He discovered that if a vampire drinks a dragon dry then they overcome their need for blood.
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
That is awesome!
@Darkmythsolider4 жыл бұрын
*looks at the vampire lords* well shit looks like dragon is on the menu!
@davidbengtsson49644 жыл бұрын
Well it doesn't work with just any dragon
@Loispealz344 жыл бұрын
@@davidbengtsson4964 yep, star dragons or you are shit out of luck.
@matiasmattera66504 жыл бұрын
aren't like star dragon very fucking rare? It's not like every vampire cunt can go a do the thing or harvest them like cattle the same way they do with humans
@snakeysnake3374 жыл бұрын
I will not stop till I see Noobs guide to Malekith. I want to hear Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker jokes
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
Nooooo
@Yaco_the_Warrior4 жыл бұрын
I want to see 18+ rated noobs guide to Morathi :D :D :D :D :D :D
@snakeysnake3374 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds do it
@zero54964 жыл бұрын
Aka Vader with mommy issue?
@RPGManoWar4 жыл бұрын
@@Jeff_the_Hobo Also that they were, before that, the best of friends and Malekith promised on Grombrindal's death bed to keep the peace that the two had built together in their respective empires. So, quite literally, Grombrindal is Obi-Wan Kenobi to Malekith's Anakin Skywalker. "You were my brother, Malekith! I loved ya!"
@abrenaline4 жыл бұрын
So Luthor is basically a successful Dio
@Anergyne4 жыл бұрын
Depends on how you define successful I guess.
@godkingjacklee30654 жыл бұрын
When did Harkon stop time and have invisible bodyguard’s
@abrenaline4 жыл бұрын
God king Jack Lee one of his multiple personalities must have had to at one point
@dubuyajay99644 жыл бұрын
Except Dio had a justified phobia of water.
@BlackSabbath6284 жыл бұрын
Now I'm just imagining Harkon twitching violently and then yelling out "BIGGU BESS DA! WRYYYYYYY!" Though seriously, the lore about his coffin being looted by Norse and then him killing the crew is actually more from Dracula than from Jojo. Which is also where Araki got the idea from. Turns out a famous book about Vampires inspired other fiction about vampires. Go figure.
@BaronVonMott3 жыл бұрын
Ever since the option to willingly abandon settlements got added, I expect a lot of people playing Luthor these days just burn down his starting province for the insurance money and sail off into the sunset...
@OriginalRAB2 жыл бұрын
Would be nice but his starting province is really good economically. It's just having to endlessly defend it by pushing inland instead of, well, being a damn pirate.
@magni56482 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalRAB I jsut push down the coastline and finance some trash stacks to keep the lizard and rat infestations at bay while ol' Luthor goes sailing around the world wrecking people's days and establishing pirate coves in their backyards. Also, mugging Aranessa and Noctilus for their properties.
@ThatVulcan2 жыл бұрын
@@magni5648 I literally went after Noctilus for my first ten turns, worth it.
@tophholland4 жыл бұрын
"If you want to know how Empire Total War II will play...." Oh don't you give me that hope!
@janroodbol50554 жыл бұрын
If only it didn't take 3 min to load a battle he would be right
@HeavyRockin14 жыл бұрын
One day , our hope will be answered
@MelficeN74 жыл бұрын
@@janroodbol5055 SSD
@BurkinaFaso694 жыл бұрын
@@janroodbol5055 install the game on a ssd and it's like 10 seconds
@rothern37614 жыл бұрын
All you Really Need to know 1: He's Got an Eyepatch 2: His faction has the best theme in the game Nuff' said
@torquevonthorne9484 жыл бұрын
3 and he's a got both a hand cannon and a customize bass cannon. Also he likes to party hard
@Sk0lzky4 жыл бұрын
Wood elves soundtrack>any other soundtrack. ALthough it's mostly Rome II refurbished so meh
@galling20524 жыл бұрын
Depends on taste. I think the lizardmen are the most unique since mesoamerican culture is very rare in fiction.
@Sk0lzky4 жыл бұрын
@@galling2052 after some books I got genuinely sick with it because it's always done without the horrific shit and non-mesoamerican twists which is what I like in fiction
@Jarvo-ed6pj4 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHH THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
@carsonbode66404 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I'll get frustrated with the game, but then the Vampirates will spawn an NPC named 'Dick Bootysnatcher' and I end up playing for another four hours.
@ThatVulcan2 жыл бұрын
I prefer Dick Sawfish
@chuckwood34262 жыл бұрын
"Dick Halfmast" is another good one that I saw.
@ThatVulcan2 жыл бұрын
@@chuckwood3426 My drink left my nose as I read that. Glorious Dick Halfmast.
@NegaDruid4 жыл бұрын
Aranessa would be interesting. A living pirate and her living pirate crew in a faction of bloodsucking vampires. Why? ...well her dad got her some undead crewmembers for her sweet 16. Who is her dad? Well he is Manaan, God of the Sea. Which makes Aranessa a very strange member of a VAMPIRE faction... being a demi-goddess.
@aristotelsb88744 жыл бұрын
NegaDruid she is a mutant too.
@tisiachelikii4 жыл бұрын
There are some insights suggesting that CA planned to make her vampire too, but changed their minds near the end of the development.
@nwahnerevar93984 жыл бұрын
Manaan isn't Aranessa's real father though, more like her adopted dad. However, ever since I started playing with her I can't shake the impression that she's basically some spoiled rich daddy's girl and I love it.
@Asraeks4 жыл бұрын
That was a really lazy move on part of CA. It also decreased chances of southern realms appearing. I wish we could get one more actual vampire pirate, or at least some freaky mutated captain, something like davy jones. I wonder how many people played aranessa and cylostra vs luthor and noctilus
@excessiveone99523 жыл бұрын
@pat only the fat one is an oc, Aranesa is a norscan born pirate of sartosa
@randomtechpriest84604 жыл бұрын
Settra the Imperishable demands you make a video on his highness!
@ragnerschwarzmane34124 жыл бұрын
Random Techpriest demands? Knows! For no one dares to turn down a „request“ from the mighty Settra, king of kings, the imperishable, the unquestioned ruler of Khemri, the one, even Patra bowed to, the... (continue until Cody gives in and just makes the stupid guide)
@wizardswine4 жыл бұрын
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Brother, STC instructions unclear. My cyber-dong is stuck in this device once used to toast wheat products, please lend your aid praise be the Omnissiah.
@ragnerschwarzmane34124 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Thain trust me brother, after a bit of time like this, you don‘t want my help anymore! But maybe the Omnissia will yet be willing to help you if you praise him hard enough...
@wizardswine4 жыл бұрын
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 I see, thank you Magos. I will pray for forgiveness for this stumble on my path to knowledge, my cyber-doing machine spirit is humming with holy vibrations thanks to your enlightenment.
@chaplain9004 жыл бұрын
Settra does not serve
@hvw23774 жыл бұрын
"The fan base will riot if we get a 32nd vampire lord" I'm in tears it's so true
@Anergyne4 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but Total Warhammer will never be complete without Nagash or Neferata and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise right here on top of this hill until I die.
@TheInnerstrife4 жыл бұрын
@@Anergyne Well to be fair NAGASH, LONG MAY HE RULE, isnt a vampire so this doesnt apply to him.
@davidbengtsson49644 жыл бұрын
@@Anergyne We also need W'soran and Ushoran
@him4real2624 жыл бұрын
@@davidbengtsson4964 we have his remains in the game already
@mr_girr34883 жыл бұрын
@@him4real262 woah, we do? are they some sort of Item?
@teal_m_1012 жыл бұрын
I legit love Luthor Harkon's design. He combines the best of gothic and pirate clothing into one awesome costume.
@serenedoge99204 жыл бұрын
You could make a 10 second Noctilus Noobs’ Guide. Cause when Necrofex Colossi cost less than Deckhands, the world is your undead oyster.
@DarkArtistKaiser4 жыл бұрын
No joke, this game/faction revived my childhood love for pirates.
@LordRexasaur4 жыл бұрын
The amount of editing, writing and sure effort that goes into these is staggering. Absolutely love these!
@Robertsnaith4 жыл бұрын
Imagine claiming you're the grand arch commodore of the dreadfleet when you're not even in the dread fleet. Count Noctilus must be laughing.
@xLs58x4 жыл бұрын
Count Noctilus laughs at Harkon from the top of his necrofex, leading an army of necrofex.
@spencerwoodiwiss67663 жыл бұрын
Luther Harkon laughs at Noctilus when he finds out his magic dose not work around Luther
@brentmillinger99063 жыл бұрын
Should be necroflex in my opinion
@incognitopotato35162 жыл бұрын
@@spencerwoodiwiss6766 Don’t laugh your head off. The cannonballs will do it for yah
@emptank4 жыл бұрын
Before the old ones left the world to its fate they left behind great prophecies to the lizard men warning them of challenges to come. Things like great demon invasions. The creation of the vortex. The dark elves becoming a thing. Luthor Harkon got an entire wall of an ancient temple all to himself. The old ones considered him a greater threat to the new world than most everchosen. By the end of the end times most people agree the badly underestimated him.
@katyushared5164 жыл бұрын
Dude, the amount of puns and their quality are unreal. I have to put my whole attention to your NOOB'S GUIDE every damn time. Thank you
@kevinwu78923 жыл бұрын
"Luthor Harkon is without a doubt, the worst pirate you have ever heard of" Luthor Harkon: "But you have heard of me"
@jacquehohenheim79342 жыл бұрын
*us
@dilophosaurussk43334 жыл бұрын
AHAH, THE BLOOD RUNS COLD WE TAKE OUR LOOT BUT DONT GET OLD YO, YO HO! YO, YO HO! ALL HAIL, THE MIGHTY! HES ARISIN FROM THE DEEP! WITH TATTERED SAILS! AND INCREDIBLE TALES! WERE CAUGHT IN ENDLESS SEAS!
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
Mannfred Von Carstein: You are without a doubt the worst vampire I've ever heard of. Luthor Harkon: But you *have* heard of me.
@MadHog4 жыл бұрын
Funfact: The lore of Harkon is older than Pirates of the Carribean. :)
@theflyingkaramazovbrothers64 жыл бұрын
Can you direct me to which book? Harkon is mentioned but little detail given in Undead army book 4th ed which is obv older. 6th ed rule book is 2000 but I'm not finding him there.
@akumaking14 жыл бұрын
The original ride came out the 1960s.
@nightfire7344 жыл бұрын
*ahem* Luthor showed up in 4th edition, but had a rule set in White Dwarf #306, so he predates Pirates of the Caribbean.
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
I love these kind of details
@user-fp3yc9hm6m3 жыл бұрын
CA: “Ok, our focus group research shows that the most beloved movie franchise by men is Pirates of the Caribbean, the most beloved by women is Twilight and the most popular TV show right now is the Walking Dead, how do we capitalize on that?”
@elanbus3 жыл бұрын
I wish having multiple personalities was this interesting irl, it’s way more tame when you actually have it.
@erikgust24 жыл бұрын
These guides are the most entertaining Warhammer TW content out there! I would love to see a guide on Chadra the Un-Cuckable, king of kings next!
@ragnarcroughs27844 жыл бұрын
settra the imperishable. The true chad of the skelly bois.
@rebeccaliar98734 жыл бұрын
I always thought Count Noctilus was the coolest of the Vampire Coast myself.
@DutchmanX694 жыл бұрын
same. so much better than harkon.
@BarokaiRein4 жыл бұрын
Well he is the leader of the dreadfleet so it makes sense. Luthor basically just thinks he is.
@magoswes35884 жыл бұрын
Barokai Rein Luther is the king of the vampire coast though and an overall badass
@ElFantasma20084 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Legion12Centurion4 жыл бұрын
I really like both... I really dont like the war missions of Noctilus but other than that I think the Vampire Coast togheter with Tomb Kings are some of the best content in the game. Then again I really enjoy the undead... its just so rare having necromancy actually be necromancy in games... summoning armies of skeletons, zombies and such. In most games its just oh you get 2 skeletons or a flesh golem.
@Titanic_Tuna4 жыл бұрын
You thought is was Neferata, BUT IT WAS ME!!! LUTHOR!!!
@felipewerner66704 жыл бұрын
napoleon walking dead, one of the most funny factions in the game, melting those expensive high elves units in volleys of shots is an amazing sensation.
@austincapebianco91963 ай бұрын
As a former sailor I appreciate you dropping the difference between boat and ship. Easy way to remember. Ship can carry a boat, but a boat cant carry a ship.
@davebowman90003 жыл бұрын
09:30 Not gonna lie, that was some great use of Tchaikovski's Waltz of the Flowers
@PDRNorrington4 жыл бұрын
Though the merwyrm wasn't playable, you end up getting a powerful vortex ability pit of it.
@user-dd8vo7or2d4 жыл бұрын
0:07 But you've heard of him
@LordDarthHarry4 жыл бұрын
2:42 I FELT that Jojo reference coming.
@darko-man85494 жыл бұрын
"Think of them like politicians, but actually useful in getting to the end goal"
@Achillez0984 жыл бұрын
This video has convinced me to buy the Vampire Coast DLC, I didn't really care about it at first
@deni140492deni4 жыл бұрын
Basically: conquer the New world while raiding And stablishing pirate coves on the old world. And as you're going to be at war with everyone near water, you might as well grab the sword of khaine And keep It. This guys And the greenskins are the only ones that can make proper use of keeping that nuke.
@toonnoon193 жыл бұрын
Maybe everyone knows, but relations with Luthor are so shaky. One turn he loves you and the next turn he could prepare to come to your house with some dead mfs. Its a great detail that helps make him seem crazy.
@mandast74554 жыл бұрын
Ships on land: exist CA: get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
I believe this mod will interest you: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1930805817
@scammbledeggs27074 жыл бұрын
Love the Monty Python meaning of life reference. Thank you. That made my day
@lunarendaro512211 күн бұрын
"A wafer thin mint." Ah, a man of culture i see
@HORDEchannel3 жыл бұрын
Empire Total War is my second favourite, only problem with it was that I couldnt kill elves in it. Sure there's the French, but its not the same as sending a volley of lead into some pointy ear.
@hardlette29504 жыл бұрын
Man i have never clicked so fast
@crusnova4 жыл бұрын
> Bloated corpse blowing up my garrisioned swordmasters ( 2 units overlayed to block an entrance) > Looks at the unforunate men > 75 x 2 turns to a 10 and a 15, instant rout. > Feelsbloatedman
@OriginalRAB2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough my Harkon campaign had me raid all of the Nehekharan coast in a niave attempt to keep Arkhan the Black alive before bee lining to the great pyramid for 8ts bonuses. There Luther harken stayed for eternity as endless high elf armies kept trying to assault it or the Vampire Coast defended by the only other army I could afford.... The biggest problem with Vampire Coast is they instinctively feel like you should play like a hoard faction on the seas but end up defending whatever territory you own on land.
@mrmacguff1n3 жыл бұрын
Vampire pirates, VAMPIRATES
@FTT20024 жыл бұрын
There’s a really good mod now that lets you recruit the Merwyrm as a unit.
@CharalamposKoundourakis4 жыл бұрын
It's so good.
@jesterjames76334 жыл бұрын
a whole faction inspired by someone saying" you know what would be awesome? Vampirates!!!"
@ivegotajousyaccent994 жыл бұрын
That’s ARCH-GRAND COMMODORE to you, ya scurvy dog.
@sephidude1234 жыл бұрын
mournguls absolutely WRECK infantry.
@alexkorman11634 жыл бұрын
I was just curious about this channel, and I saw this video from 43 seconds ago.
@ThepowerfulArbiter Жыл бұрын
i appreciate how well that intro sounded like epic meal time
@arthwenlionheart9124 жыл бұрын
Awesome guide, would love to see a Noobs guide to Settra, the imperishable
@TheInnerstrife4 жыл бұрын
Hey I dont know if anyone else has pointed this out but I was under the impression that The Blood Dragon Line that hes from cant actually use the winds of magic, and he was trying to overcome that using slan tech.
@codybonds4 жыл бұрын
First I've heard of that. I got the implication that he had magical abilities and lost them. It would make sense though.
@tisiachelikii4 жыл бұрын
They can use magic just prefers more personal approach when it comes to a fight like their primogenetor.
@SONGS56654 жыл бұрын
Definitely need to see one on Count Noct. Would be hilarious.
@michaelmcdowell70963 жыл бұрын
The music alone make me wanna try this as my second campaign over dark elves
@a.j.40764 жыл бұрын
This was not what I expected, but stayed for the lore anyways.
@BarokaiRein4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah been waiting for more of these!
@Egalia_14 жыл бұрын
How did I not realize that Harkon is just DIO
@Sinaasappelsapke4 жыл бұрын
Very nice timing with the Humble Bundle sale. Great vid as always.
@metrozeegle49853 жыл бұрын
"I hope you arrRrr happy !" We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close !
@heinzerhard20774 жыл бұрын
Vampire pirates were a thing in 40k long before the pirates of the caribean movie
@razelostein95584 жыл бұрын
I know all the lore about luther and played him a couple of times,but i find those videos awesome and hilarious
@shane5443 жыл бұрын
Omg dude i was crying when you started describing the bloated corpse lmao
@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
The worst pirate you have ever heard of. But you have heard of him.
@Strausin4 жыл бұрын
I don't even play this game, but watch your videos for the entertainment value -- Well done :D Subbed hard
@toiletwater20364 жыл бұрын
This is a great video thank you. I've subscribed
@user-xs5tw7xp7g4 жыл бұрын
Tchaikovsky's waltz of flowers for exploding zombies hahahhaha
@yamahadrag694 жыл бұрын
Would you be willing to do one for Count Noctilus in the future? After I watched your guide to all the pirate lords I'm curious about the Dreadfleet but would like to know a bit more about his campaign before getting the VC DLC. Plus he's got the best origin story of the 4 pirate lords imo. Dude got sick of all the vampire high society squabbling and just said "F*ck this noise I'm gonna go be a pirate." XD
@ChaosLemonVIII3 жыл бұрын
"You call yourself a pirate because you can puppet a few drowned corpses?" "Sacrifice them to Mathlann"
@HeTaLiA1522 жыл бұрын
Hears the game is overstuffed with undead: "spooky music stops"
@NothingtoseeHere.Movealong4 жыл бұрын
The dream team is Ikit Claw and Luthor Harkon. The late 19th century says hi with their gunlines
@MarkusArtemis4 жыл бұрын
You have to do Volkmar the Grim Noob guide for the memes
@deni140492deni4 жыл бұрын
I want to hear ALL the cow jokes on mazdamundi
@kongfeet814 жыл бұрын
Walder Frey the pirate king
@gabrielrubens45054 жыл бұрын
Yes! These videos are always great, keep it up!
@raynightshade83174 жыл бұрын
The reanimated Ships with cannon arms are Property of Count Nautilus. The true King of the Sea.
@goatface24 жыл бұрын
"It's just. one. mint."
@justviewing83874 жыл бұрын
ive never played a TW game before, but this guys cool! i can understand why hes the most requested so far.
@randomguy72943 жыл бұрын
“And without a doubt the worst pirate you’ve ever heard of” But you have heard of me - Luthor Harkon
@Juria19874 жыл бұрын
I want to see a noob's guide to Grombrindal the White dwarf. If just to see how many short guy jokes you can make up, also cause I love that lord. His blue abilities are just wonderful. He is a very Chad lord, helping all his dawi brothers. That and dwarves got such fun toys, burn em, blow em up, crush em with a rock, shoot them with a giant bolt, bomb em into the stone age and so on.
@thanquolrattenherz96653 жыл бұрын
i still have no clue how harkon managed it to teach zombies who are lacking in the ka department to aim and shot
@fake-inafakerson8087Ай бұрын
Better yet, grab zombie Pike's, and pike and shot your way to victory. Also the pike zombies can soak up way more damage, and it's not like they really need to hit back
@lelciones4 жыл бұрын
Nice work. This Noob's Guides are very good. If you do a video of all LL would be great.
@dulmephistoslordofhatred4 жыл бұрын
Luthor harkon and ikit claw are my 2 favorite lords
@macformaggio2 жыл бұрын
That Monthy Python reference though
@fenrirunshackled43194 жыл бұрын
The main reason vampire pirated dosent make sense is that they would just have to let the shift drift during the day. Line it up the best you can, and hope the wind dosent change during the day I guess. It gets even worse when you consider that they could find themselves without blood for huge amounts of time if they don't find any ships; which is super likely because he can only sail half the day. All people would have to do is not sail through where he is at night, it would be pretty easy to just get huge headstarts and put run them. One pro of vampirates: They dont get scurvy. At least I assume they don't. Maybe they would if the people they fed on had scurvy, because where else would they get vitamin c? The scurvy thing has no created a hilarious headcannon for me: They capture people from ships, and force feed them oranges and limes for days before eating them. "Eat the damn lime already so I can eat you!"
@gourmand3 Жыл бұрын
Could we get a Noob's Guide to Aranessa Saltspite, the most human LL of the Vampire Coast?
@Colty954 жыл бұрын
This guy feels like a PG-13 version of book Euron Greyjoy.
@bificommander4 жыл бұрын
Could be worse. Looking at you show Euron.
@R17inator4 жыл бұрын
Do Noob's Guide to Kroq-Gar next!
@The_Industry3 жыл бұрын
"most requested noob's guide for reasons I can't begin to FATHOM", eh. Eyyy? I'll SEA myself out...