Norm Macdonald Compilation #2

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@davego2160 5 жыл бұрын

Ol harold Delaney is just a old chunk of coal...

@jcee6886 5 жыл бұрын

But he's very hospitable

@jharvable 4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a real jerk

@user-qs7ed2ly5o 4 жыл бұрын

@@jharvable or so the germans would have us believe

@rustyshackleford9877 Жыл бұрын

@@user-qs7ed2ly5o Reminds me of the Tragedy.

@danielmccormick2667 Жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford9877 Oh don't laugh at 9/11

@-jq8gt 5 жыл бұрын

You can listen to your favorite music over and over and not get tired of it. You can watch your favorite movies a few times a year and not get tired of it. But when you can listen to the same jokes over and over and not get tired of it, well then you know you're listening to a legend.

@cobrahklutch9779 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Fog Norm is arguably the greatest of all time. To me he is the goat

@3JuiceBeetle 4 жыл бұрын

And then you listen to norm.

@BrianFedirko 4 жыл бұрын

i've noticed that recently with norm... performs to perfection...

@jaysonwilson2697 2 жыл бұрын

Insanely true..so..true!!

@kinghadbar Жыл бұрын

Norm describing the news is amazing.

@Jonathan-xt6jw Жыл бұрын

Using the term: "I know there's no river long enough doesn't contain a bend," to express that he can't say for sure he would never murder someone is a top tier Norm joke.

@wynnecs Жыл бұрын

Just a woman lol. Left options open for a man

@Jonathan-xt6jw Жыл бұрын

@@cryptochangos5918 No problem! It's pretty much what it sounds like. The phrase implies that if something goes on for long enough it is bound to change course in time.

@emcdonald85 Жыл бұрын

@cryptochangos5918 "A liile bit" in English is like if a Mate is talking too long, you slowly close your finger to the thumb.

@Djcookiemonster Жыл бұрын

10/10 Up there with moth and oj Norm material

@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын

Anyone else craving a delicious cheese sandwich?

@rhettbh 5 жыл бұрын

Through sheer tyranny of will, Norm could light up a room.

@JackBirdbath Жыл бұрын

And he didn’t have a fuckin light or nothin like that

@marknoble5495 Жыл бұрын

It’s no inside but it’s alright.

@HectorGomez-kv9cs Жыл бұрын

Fuck you I'm hanging with Janice

@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын

I do miss Janice But I miss Norm more

@subhrajyotidas Жыл бұрын

When you say room perchance you mean the inside of a doghouse?

@SerErryk Жыл бұрын

I miss Norm. 😭 But you know who I miss more? Janice.

@bishopp14 Жыл бұрын

Your comment deserves more than 37 votes my good man. I've done everything in my power to get you to 38 but if I'm being honest with you it's still too low.

@notwick441 Жыл бұрын

That's like three references to three different Norm jokes

@driftless7134 9 ай бұрын

You know who I miss?? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

@matttherrien9608 8 ай бұрын

I put Janice in a very, very deep grave.

@WhoBeSilly 8 ай бұрын

Don't worry, Janice should come bounding down out of the scraggly woods any minute now. At least her car is okay.

@stabyourcat Жыл бұрын

That News story joke… no one in the history of comedy could ever come remotely close to pulling that off. Just a master.

@driftless7134 9 ай бұрын

One of the finest stand-up bits of all time.

@seanheany444 2 жыл бұрын

The man could go from 60 IQ to 270 IQ whenever haha

@lickitysplit3575 Жыл бұрын

That's wildly accurate lol

@brandonschwab7234 Жыл бұрын

Regis cost Paul Newman's charity $500k

@guhankns Жыл бұрын

People who don't mind looking like a fool are also the ones that have high intelligence

@lickitysplit3575 Жыл бұрын

@@guhankns Except for that one retarded guy who used to be in my second grade class who would throw shit at the walls and pull down his pants to pee on the ground. He looked like a fool because, well....

@skontorigga Жыл бұрын

@@brandonschwab7234 Paul Newman's charity told me, they never got over it

@sliceserve234 Жыл бұрын

the bed and breakfast bit is 1000% Norm humor, at first I wasn't smiling much, then I was smiling a lot, and then I was laughing out loud. That's how he gotcha.

@goodguycwyzz4768 Жыл бұрын

Same. When he got to the old guy playing hat in the corner I was laughing pretty hard the rest of the way

@Sledgehammer003 9 ай бұрын

He got laughs (even out of Dave) by explaining the concept of a bed and breakfast as he would to a 5 year old. That is art.

@sliceserve234 9 ай бұрын

@@Sledgehammer003 It is far more sophisticated comedic timing and set up than explaining as you would to a five year old.

@RohirimSass 9 ай бұрын

Was there a version where the old guy said "Well, I was trying to tire you out so I could have sex with you" or something?

@OMGclueless 8 ай бұрын

Sometimes I wonder if there was a punchline that David messed up by asking about breakfast and Norm just rolled with it, or if there was never a punchline in the first place.

@DaveLL500 10 ай бұрын

The Janice story began as an indictment on the shallow state of current news media and ended as a study on the evil depths of human behavior. And Norm's genius had us laughing all the way through. The world is a lesser place without this ol' chunk of coal.

@Oliver0200 Жыл бұрын

David letterman did a great job not interuppting or stopping norm at all during the very long story

@butchie2752 Жыл бұрын

He wouldn’t interrupt Picasso while he was painting either. Just sayin’

@laqueenawilliams4762 Жыл бұрын

He add fuel to the fire. Him and Conan is great with norm

@joelluongo7419 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that is right. The genius of Letterman is his sense of humor.. you just let that ball continue to roll.. because you have already experienced that Macdonald will deliver the humor any second!

@rebeccabraun Жыл бұрын

@@joelluongo7419 yeah it's genius to just shut up and listen 😂

@FredGSanford. Жыл бұрын

@@laqueenawilliams4762 freelancing the scrabble board.

@travislarson7968 Жыл бұрын

Only Norm Macdonald can tell a story about Scrabble and make it interesting and funny. On the biggest talk show none the less.

@callmeshaggy5166 Жыл бұрын

Uh oh, old Harold Delaney wants to have sex with me there.

@Ale-do3rn Жыл бұрын

The worst thing about killing a woman in cold blood is the hipocrisy.

@AB-ee5tb 10 ай бұрын

At least he wasn’t a hypocrite

@rickwrites2612 10 ай бұрын

Well its not like crimes of passion arw always free of hypocrisy either.

@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages Жыл бұрын

Janice is the type of person who could walk into a room and light it up by flipping on the light switch.

@chrisbender4987 Жыл бұрын

You could never steal jokes from Norm because you need his delivery to tell them. RIP Buddy.

@VicDumb Жыл бұрын

It's been a year Norm. We miss you. RIP Sir Norm

@kdburner7356 Жыл бұрын

what’s with all the plurals

@lastofthemohicans4665 Жыл бұрын

😪♥️

@LizaFan Жыл бұрын

Feels like an eternity.

@VicDumb Жыл бұрын

@@LizaFan I think about him all the time😢. I do crappy impressions of people, but it's fun and I enjoy doing it, it was Norm's impression of Bob Dole that got me into it. A man I never met affected my life so much God I miss him

@Captain_Squig 11 ай бұрын

he wasnt a knight but he like the night

@oo-hk6zd 2 жыл бұрын

Norms comedy is medicine for the soul.

@GigaBoost Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know you were sick

@dagwood5041 Жыл бұрын

@@GigaBoost turns out he hated jews

@WildPrimitiveSkills Жыл бұрын

It really is.

@praywithpio6028 Жыл бұрын

and homeopathic supplement for the spirit

@purleybaker Жыл бұрын

"Through sheer tyranny of will". I'm going to borrow that gem.

@travershipkiss 2 ай бұрын

If Norm was still alive, he would be a living legend.

@DanielJimenez-vq5gw Жыл бұрын

"I would never, never kill a lady in cold blood." [crowd roars with applause]

@becameabird Жыл бұрын

Stop pretending to be dead, Norm

@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын

I’ll never forget Norm saying “if you die from cancer, you didn’t lose the fight. I’m pretty sure the cancer dies with you.” He was a savant and a good-hearted guy; I bet he owned a doghouse

@edvill4315 Жыл бұрын

He definitely didn’t own a 🐢 😂. True legend.

@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh Жыл бұрын

He said the way I see it the cancer dies with you so it's not loosing the battle it's more like calling it a draw

@laurenlockdown2791 Жыл бұрын

@@edvill4315 no Cuff ...no Link.

@bobbyhernandez7117 10 ай бұрын

Knife Raping how wife had got to be the funniest anti-punch line I've ever heard i love this man

@Fearless3773 4 жыл бұрын

Norms jokes are like Tarantino movies

@jonahclark859 Жыл бұрын

literally in what way

@Fearless3773 Жыл бұрын

@@jonahclark859 bro this was 2 years ago when I was high 25/8, so who knows what I meant lol!? Maybe I just meant his jokes are long and drawn out, but totally worth it in the end.

@normie2716 Жыл бұрын

In both Tarantino movies and Norm's jokes, some lady ends up in a deep grave. See Kill Bill Vol. 2 and this video for reference.

@fumothfan9 Жыл бұрын

Lmao tru

@Afflictamine Жыл бұрын

but without the foot fetish and subtle pedophilia

@joeypieklo3935 Жыл бұрын

Dude that Janice bit was BRUTAL! That’s why I love Norm

@777thetruth2 Жыл бұрын

I always remember how Norm would say “a” instead of an, in a sentence where it belongs! Like he said, “The news used to be half “a” hour!” “Remember when it was half “a” hour?”

@PoonScurvy Жыл бұрын

"I'm going to ride a rollercoaster and eat a egg"

@call.3435 Жыл бұрын

There really is something genius in his use of abnormal, misplaced, and outdated words. All the money in the world couldn't replicate Norm.

@HonkyTonkHellraiser 9 ай бұрын

He did that intentionally

@bigbowlowrong4694 Жыл бұрын

The ol’ Harold Delaney story has no right being as funny as it is😆

@ScoundrelSFB 2 жыл бұрын

Yesterday we lost a real voice of comedy. Might as well be the day laughter died. Rest in peace Norm.

@robertgermainii7813 2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👍

@elNitemare Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe it’s been over a year

@eatabowlofshit Жыл бұрын

That Janice story drags on for way too long and I love it 😂

@normmacdonald7041 4 жыл бұрын

Janice was a good girl, Mama's apple pie...4th of July...

@scottlombardi4603 Жыл бұрын

She was a hooker!!

@timmarkham3695 Жыл бұрын

She was a hooka!

@watchingyoutube5093 Жыл бұрын

SHE WAS A HOOKER

@uGotGot1618 Жыл бұрын

That whole chunk of standup just kept getting better and better.

@xanderdaniels8284 10 ай бұрын

Something about the way he delivered the line “do that thing that makes you feel like GOD” had me in tears

@BazColne 5 жыл бұрын

Such brilliant delivery and timing. Unique.

@ChristopherJohn4389 Жыл бұрын

I'll never stop watching Norm

@panzerlambert1194 2 жыл бұрын

The most underrated and talented comics ever. Norm is one of the greats

@craig5169 11 ай бұрын

This Norm MacDonald guy seems like a great guy, I'd love to meet him some day- Fuck I forgot he died!

@modsquad20 Жыл бұрын

I think Norm went through the whole Harold Delaney story just so he could say "a boot."

@paramvirsinghsandhu9 Жыл бұрын

Norm takes us through life even though he is gone. Hopefully to a way better place.

@YoureRatherDumb Жыл бұрын

He's floating on a cloud playing a harp and looking down laughing at his friends getting raped by the devil.

@dyerseve45 9 ай бұрын

If it's there, so is he

@avertismentguy62 4 жыл бұрын

This must be the funniest thing to watch when stoned

@riccardoverde4683 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know. those things hurt.

@AlanaBananaCanada 4 жыл бұрын

I finally got my acid flashback watching this

@djeuphoria2273 4 жыл бұрын

Yup norms fucking hilarious when baked

@AltarOfHate666 Жыл бұрын

@@riccardoverde4683 The guy throwing those things is a real jerk.

@kenneth6211 Жыл бұрын

@@AlanaBananaCanada ahh, a fellow drug dollar stretcher

@cobrahklutch9779 4 жыл бұрын

“You know when u gotta turn? You ever wanna turn to somebody? U know when u gotta turn?”

@loganrumpf7787 4 жыл бұрын

To understand the mind of Norm MacDonald, you just need to listen to the Janice saga. Sick, twisted, and hysterically funny!

@seanmercer2057 4 жыл бұрын

What is it?

@Elegant_Sausage Жыл бұрын

I love that bit!! I remember first watching that stand up special with my dad❤ He passed from cancer also, 2 months after Norm. I miss them both! 😢

@adammwalch Жыл бұрын

"shallow grave" is my favorite Norm bit. RIP

@ChristopherJohn4389 7 ай бұрын

The thing that makes Norm last forever is not the big jokes you remember, but the small ones that he fits in that you forgot.

@gh0styplays 7 ай бұрын

huh, I don't recall those "small jokes" you're talking about

@OnlyKidWithCamera 9 ай бұрын

Man, his bit on playing Scrabble with Old Harold is a thing of beauty. He was among a handful of completely original, totally unique comics. I listen to these compilations and laugh out loud as I’m driving. What a gift; to be able to make people laugh without resorting to the cheap tricks most commonly employed by comics these days. No wonder they all admire him so much. I hope he found peace and comfort through God in his last days.

@FierceShoRyuken 9 ай бұрын

It gets glossed over but the blank scrabble piece joke is so insightful, so observationally brilliant I'm astounded every time I hear it. The way his mind worked was singular.

@runzoni 5 ай бұрын

I adore you Norm I adore you Dave 💚💚💚

@sejlali1 3 жыл бұрын

Remember guys... You don't have to have cheese sandwiches in the van.... Unless you want to be known for your detailed work! 👍

@HerculesCoronaBorealis Жыл бұрын

My word! In tears of laughs. Love this legend. His jokes within jokes within jokes is so great.

@mixmastermurphy 5 жыл бұрын

I miss Janice. #NeverForgetJanice

@AB-ee5tb 10 ай бұрын

I didn’t even know she was sick

@anthonytabura6346 Жыл бұрын

Norm's comedy was actually brilliant and ingenious because they came in Long stories where he remembered everybody's parts.. Like telling the story about the railway guy who like to beat up on homeless people and how the pig ended up being his wife.. Actually a very long joke requiring memory of said people what they were doing what was going on around them.. And then his flat Affleck in the way that he told it was actually when made it that way it was the punch and a kick all at the same time.. Norm was definitely one of a kind may, he rest in peace..

@111oooo 5 жыл бұрын

I love his bit on being attacked by your heart

@kevinwheesysouthward9295 8 ай бұрын

He can take a 15 second bit and turn it into a 20 minute story, where nothing actually happens, and make people laugh the entire time. It was incredible

@grbggaming6885 7 ай бұрын

The office Conga line joke killed me. 😂😂😂

@hansTowns Жыл бұрын

"We found her car in a taco bell parking lot. Dont worry about the car, its fine." I love those little weird comments he puts into his way too long stories.

@chosentonessournotes 11 ай бұрын

“How’s it going outside, Bill?” “Well it’s not inside but it’s fine…”

@jekw23 Жыл бұрын

I love how I can listen to these again and again and they funnier even when you know what’s coming.

@stevestroh2267 Жыл бұрын

Man, I’d sure like to meet Janice someday, oh fuck. She vanished. I am very sorry now that I didn’t see Norm’s act at least once.

@Kramit2012 10 ай бұрын

Good ol’ Norm. The one guy that could take an uninteresting story and make it funny. An absolute legend. RIP

@Donjuan77 6 ай бұрын

"You know the best part of a Work Place congo line....is when you look back and realize no one's behind you and you're in a Mental Institution" bahahahahahahashahaha

@garyenwards1608 Жыл бұрын

Do You know what the funniest part about doing an office Conga line is? When you look back and realize you're doing it alone and you're not in an office you're in a psychiatric hospital

@marcelolibermandeloreto5252 Жыл бұрын

Its so impressive the comedic timming that Norm had. He was the best of the best.

@DaveSwart Жыл бұрын

8:15 “Half a hour.” The weird genius…

@sp22m3 8 ай бұрын

The bed and breakfast joke was hilarious because it was a long rambling waste of time during prime time tv. Every second that goes by is expensive and potential ad money... but he just went on and on in mundane detail about a scrabble game. Hilarious.

@AndroxineVortex Жыл бұрын

Norm could tell you that you've been diagnosed with cancer but his delivery would make you laugh

@jimbrace4671 Жыл бұрын

'Can you get me an egg ick muffin?'

@redsoxfox 8 ай бұрын

I love how Norm would go on talk shows and just talk whatever forever…

@DPMusicStudio Жыл бұрын

I love that these clips aren’t the same old clips that are used in every other Norm clip compilation

@jotunmarty 5 жыл бұрын

about half a hour was right amount for news - just like the way he says half a hour

@philmckenna5709 Жыл бұрын

Half AN hour

@fastball2111 Жыл бұрын

@@philmckenna5709 did you watch the video

@bubbacosta8758 10 ай бұрын

I listen to these compilations all the time..Norm was a master of his craft…At least we get to hear all of his material anytime we want..

@dissmogaming1186 Жыл бұрын

that richard clock joke has me in

@anuragdhondge9579 Жыл бұрын

The Janice bit is a masterpiece.

@mannyperalta8629 5 жыл бұрын

GOAT

@someminainabasement6875 Жыл бұрын

my brain is mush from that last joke, it was so dang funny but i just kept waiting and waiting and then the video ended and gosh you cant stop his jokes halfway through

@finnibertlunchiken7792 5 жыл бұрын

I like your choices here. Some of his best bits.

@leswhynin913 8 ай бұрын

RIP ol Harold Delaney

@LSPig Жыл бұрын

20 seconds in and I'm already fucking dying at the Richard Clock joke

@mattbrown1214 Жыл бұрын

simply the best. better than all the rest

@oliveralbig5542 6 ай бұрын

Absolute comic genius

@HonkyTonkHellraiser 9 ай бұрын

Thru sheer tyranny of will she can illuminate a room.

@FranssensM 8 ай бұрын

That news segment, with Janice. That is one of the funniest bits ever. The way he uses language, the phrases and structure of the sentences. It makes all the jokes hit harder. Is there a way to give up Pauly Shore and get Norm back? We need Norm.

@robertwood9532 9 ай бұрын

The Janice bit is a comic masterpiece.

@nwonomad 2 жыл бұрын

I've been trading stock for 15 years and I react exactly the same way about the Dow Jones and the NASDAQ

@HonkyTonkHellraiser 9 ай бұрын

Norm's eating pizza, while Janice is eating cheese sandwiches

@BigDevax Жыл бұрын

You never heard tell of a BOOT?

@juliepeterson6639 Жыл бұрын

This is perfect, I love Norm always.

@viggo8213 Жыл бұрын

He got applause for saying he wouldn't kill a woman in cold blood

@918kickinwing Жыл бұрын

I'm trying to paint corners and trim on a wall and this cheese sandwich joke made me start over a few times already.

@coreycox6679 Жыл бұрын

The thing about Norm Macdonald is that u have to stick around for the punchline lol

@butchie2752 Жыл бұрын

For me, the thing about norm is you’re already laughing before he gets to the punchline and you knew the punchline anyway. The other thing is he tells stories, everybody else just tells jokes. Big difference.

@coreycox6679 Жыл бұрын

@@butchie2752 He has regular jokes too but I know what you mean and you're right.

@rickmacdonald5575 Жыл бұрын

It seems like it wouldn’t be hard to imitate Norm and be funny but goddamn it’s harder than you’d think

@DanLoFat Жыл бұрын

God every time I hear the shallow grave joke it is such a shaggy dog tail just to get to that punch line that comes out of nowhere a very very very deep punchline. Sweet baby Jesus ribs Norm Macdonald the funniest goddamn person

@jamesdim Жыл бұрын

This whole story is so silly Dave can't help laughing!

@mathiasjameson9574 Жыл бұрын

“Which is fine nowadays” 😂😂😂😂

@frokeasbuck2068 5 ай бұрын

I'm a simple man. I see Norm compilation, I watch.

@maxtew6521 4 жыл бұрын

Those serial killers do get a little hasty.

@user-jw6sr7nc5g 10 ай бұрын

I would have asked old Harold Delaney how long he’s played scrabble and the tell him about the blanks and say you musta thrown out the directions which state the lowest score wins. You see the strategy is to get the other players pushed to the high point area so they are forced to use their letters. Which is the reason there’s always one person walking behind everyone to whisper words they see on your letter holder. Then say oh I get it, you play to score high to be nice for your guests to win. Thanks Harold

@shellthomas3123 Жыл бұрын

He is absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂

@eivindharaldseid1153 Жыл бұрын

He's in heaven with Janice right now. Eating pizza.

@lukesta12 10 ай бұрын

If you're wondering who old Delaney actually was, well you guessed it...Frank Stallone

@stephenblake2196 Жыл бұрын

LIFE IMITATING ART OR ART IMITATING LIFE???? ONE THING FOR SURE IS THAT LIFE IS HUMOROUS!!! SO LAUGH AND YOU WILL FEEL BETTER AND NOTHING MORE!! ONLY THEN YOU ARE TRULY FREE??? THANKS TO ALL COMEDIANS!! NEVER STOP YOUR ART AND CRAFTS!!!!

@Elegant_Sausage Жыл бұрын

I agree, comedians are so important! 🔥