Norm MacDonald's Hilarious Rant on Booze, Drugs and Addiction!

Рет қаралды 730,032

Күн бұрын

Watch the comedic genius of Norm MacDonald and his funny thoughts on booze, drugs and addiction. Norm's unique perspective will have you laughing and thinking at the same time. From his hilarious rants to eye-opening insights, you won't want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind comedy experience. Join us as we explore Norm MacDonald's views on the world of booze and drugs in a way you've never seen before.
#NormMacDonald #BoozeAndDrugs #Comedy #Hilarious #LaughOutLoud #StandUpComedy #FunnyThoughts #ComedyCentral #LateNightShow #Humor

Пікірлер: 566

@chimchimchow Жыл бұрын

I’m a Normaholic, I’m addicted to Normahol

@CHodgy Жыл бұрын

I also am a Normaholic, its been 3 months and 16 days since my last Norm

@outerhaven170 Жыл бұрын

I’m a Normalolic, addicted to Normalol

@peterdelamothe254 Ай бұрын

That’s not normal

@bassfaceinspace 20 күн бұрын

of all the diseases, this may be the best one.

@ChristopherJohn4389 Жыл бұрын

I'll never stop watching Norm

@bgk7 Жыл бұрын

I second that!

@alexdietz911 Жыл бұрын

I…I don’t think I can

@aelechko Жыл бұрын

Unless you get in a draw with cancer

@jeffdecker627 Жыл бұрын

Until I die!

@EllenDegenerate1 Жыл бұрын

It’s a lifestyle, really.

@timothyconnor834 2 ай бұрын

“What better way to keep a secret than to tell a room full of drunks?” 😂😂😂

@dmd1978 Жыл бұрын

He was telling people he had colon cancer through his jokes. As a colon cancer survivor he describe the exact symptoms that sent me to the hospital before i was diagnosed. RIP norm he remained strong till the end.

@mkultra2456 11 ай бұрын

@@check4v MAH NIGGA! OUR LIVES MATTER!

@NoSpoonsAllowed 11 ай бұрын

@@check4v no lmfao it was acute leukemia

@kiro6119 11 ай бұрын

@@NoSpoonsAllowed stop spreading porky pies, he got struck by a city bus

@latentsea 11 ай бұрын

I didn’t even know he was sick

@mkultra2456 11 ай бұрын

@@NoSpoonsAllowed Looks like check4v offed himself. His comment is nowhere to be found.

@nobodiez 6 ай бұрын

“ what do you like to drink ? ,other than Jizzz” 🤣🤣

@DuckYou69 Ай бұрын

He drinks it under the Queensboro bridge

@zenmonk5403 Ай бұрын

I didn't expect that at all and almost died

@MrJimithee 11 ай бұрын

"I like to stretch my drug dollar" The king of perfect word choice

@steven1479 3 ай бұрын

Seriously, the way he words things is so hilarious, hard for me to put in my own words!

@kentkluver6834 Ай бұрын

😅@@steven1479

@dakotabruce7773 Жыл бұрын

Can we please all get together and try to bring this man back to life? It was his dying wish!

@MaximillianJ Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@keymaster430 7 ай бұрын

I thought it was for us to not have sex with his body.

@thisatticdancer731 7 ай бұрын

It reminds me of that tragedy

@keymaster430 7 ай бұрын

@@thisatticdancer731 ???.....Oh, yeah! When all that stuff happened in New York!

@thisatticdancer731 7 ай бұрын

@@keymaster430 I walked through blood and bones

@Lopfff Жыл бұрын

I too have been bamboozled by big acid. A few hundred times…

@newusernamehere4772 Жыл бұрын

Acid is a pyramid scheme, emphasis on pyramid

@newusernamehere4772 Жыл бұрын

I love pyramids lol

@tricialicious1 Жыл бұрын

Is that why you don't remember how to spell your name, Mike?

@Lopfff Жыл бұрын

@@tricialicious1 Perhaps

@user-mb1dz2wu5j 2 ай бұрын

Jealous. L.S.D. is the Best! But hard to get due to repressive Old ideology!

@greggmclaughlin9047 Жыл бұрын

I like to stretch my drug dollar. Too funny

@randyw.9916 Жыл бұрын

Norm could say the most fucked up stuff and still get a laugh. 😂

@watersauce3998 7 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that national tragedy XD

@jeremywarren5748 11 ай бұрын

"It's true you got a disease, but you got the best one" - Lol legend

@nunyabusiness3920 Жыл бұрын

My grown daughter got me a Turd Ferguson shirt for my birthday,she knows the deal 😂

@henrydamassa613 Жыл бұрын

shes a keeper

@CannibalOx99 6 ай бұрын

Can i date her

@ZT5513 11 ай бұрын

As a recovering alcoholic myself, this actually made me laugh out loud. He describes AA pretty accurately haha

@dickhitswater4836 9 ай бұрын

Me too, that part had me laughing so much. Some of the things I’ve heard in meetings just floors me. It’s amazing how many people have killed someone, usually driving accidents while intoxicated, and only serve a few years.

@zack_iam 7 ай бұрын

not very anonymous of you…

@leroygardner8529 6 ай бұрын

if you go to AA, you were being an alcoholic for attention

@bongofury333 6 ай бұрын

Disease = chronic, progressive, fatal. ☠️

@jimbanda 6 ай бұрын

@@zack_iamWhy?? You now recognise the person who made the comment? You can tell who they are, where they go to AA meetings and everybody else that goes??

@claritacooke-xy1qt Жыл бұрын

I love him. And I love his comedy about “the disease of alcoholism “ and the non anonymity of Alcoholic’s Anonymously. 😂😂😂

@aaronschutte7160 Жыл бұрын

Why the quotes?

@Gmanawesomeness Жыл бұрын

@@aaronschutte7160 Because Norm was playing on the idea of “the disease of alcoholism”?

@peanutbutterdijonnaisesandwich 11 ай бұрын

@@aaronschutte7160 it’s not worth the arguing in comments. Let the man just appreciate Norm and leave the disease model discussion to more serious content

@aaronschutte7160 11 ай бұрын

@@peanutbutterdijonnaisesandwich I would have gladly done that if it weren't for the quotes. He used the quotes for a reason, to send a message. He knew exactly what he was doing, and it goes FAR beyond just appreciating Norm. Read between the lines.

@grindelston5968 11 ай бұрын

"Haha"

@kendallmccormick689 9 ай бұрын

He's so talented that he connected this rant across different years and places!

@imoveforward007 Жыл бұрын

Listening to Norm’s Late Show Appearances make me feel happy

@steviechampagne 6 ай бұрын

so sad to hear him describe the bowel pains. he is clearly speaking from experience. man he must have suffered so much in total silence while making the whole world laugh. Norm was an enlightened being, he did his job well.

@davidpinette9656 5 ай бұрын

Acute leukemia buddy... or so the germans would have us believe

@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 5 ай бұрын

He had bowel cancer in the early 90s and 80s

@JosephScott-ct9sw 4 ай бұрын

No, stomach cancer in the '80s

@davidpinette9656 4 ай бұрын

@@JosephScott-ct9sw 🏅

@JD-jc8gp 17 күн бұрын

he had screeching, searing, ripping pains

@markb20 11 ай бұрын

Nothing like coming across Norm to brighten your day- and laugh hysterically while you're at it. The world is a better place for Norm having been in it.

@seandawson2335 3 ай бұрын

“If I happen to die in the hallway, stay the hell away from me” is a great punchline.

@jasonlloyd3335 5 ай бұрын

Im sure almost all of us have heard all these jokes many times but the genius of Norm is they are as funny the 50th time as they where the first.

@snuckles1 10 ай бұрын

I never saw that necrophilia bit at the the end. I am dying 😂! And you befter stay the hell away from me if I do!

@10percent4DaBigGuy 2 ай бұрын

remember earlier when i said i wasn't better than you people, i am! i am better than you people!

@GalactusOG Жыл бұрын

one of the best ever. Period.

@poopsmith6853 Жыл бұрын

Having just started aa and an honest dedication to sobriety from alcohol, i needed this today.

@at7915 Жыл бұрын

Good luck man! Make sure not to blow a dog for a pint of gin

@profxtreme9275 Жыл бұрын

God speed!

@poopsmith6853 Жыл бұрын

@at7915 heh, no I was never that bad. Didn't meet many ladies with the same issue either

@favor4afavor823 11 ай бұрын

God bless.

@highpoweredsupernova 10 ай бұрын

Have a cigar ! Welcome to the club

@americanmade4484 11 ай бұрын

Norm MACdonald as letterman says it, is my all time favorite, I re watch his stand up, and his late show clips, he's one of the best guest's on the Conan show and letterman, and his opening monologue at the espy's is classic norm, he was the type of guy that would say anything, just flat out hilarious. The fact that he never revealed that he was battling cancer fits him so well. He had a bit about a guy that had cancer and that in the end the cancer won, he said it was weird that the last thing they say about the guy is he lost his battle with cancer, so the last thing he did was lose and that they are calling him a loser, ( I definitely didn't do his joke justice but it's funny AF when he tells it) don't worry norm nobody thinks you're a loser, you were a stand up guy and someone that millions of people admired and loved. Thanks for all the laughs you gave us and continue to give me.

@bryanphillips8143 Ай бұрын

Let's be clear here, Norm battled the cancer to a draw.

@josephbowles4995 Жыл бұрын

I miss Norm he was great No one can compare to his natural comedic genius!

@brotherpaul963 Жыл бұрын

@Joseph Bowles he appeared to be a cross between Letterman and Newman.

@zemaria566 Жыл бұрын

and the worst part is that we will never know where he got his ideas for the jokes

@justinl3008 Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know he was sick

@BirdOfHermes8381 5 ай бұрын

I bet his dog house was glorious!

@robshelden4670 Жыл бұрын

Norm and Dave together is comedy heaven!

@GiddyForGod 10 ай бұрын

I prefer Norm and Conan. But really anything with Norm is gonna entertain me lol

@derekmoloney2619 3 ай бұрын

His stand up skit on alcoholism is one of the best stand up routines ever,so funny.

@larry-om9tg 11 ай бұрын

Norm had the greatest sense of humor.

@kelseyseeker4940 Жыл бұрын

We all miss you Norm.

@asleandere8852 11 ай бұрын

I first saw Norm's sketch with Necrophyiliac's Anonymous a few years ago. I am still laughing at it

@54WMD Жыл бұрын

Norm was great in the NA meeting. So serious and believable. Could have been great in the right dramatic role.

@creamydistortion Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah smoke crack.

@gawf99 11 ай бұрын

How long do you have?

@lloydclaussen3925 10 ай бұрын

He was in a dramatic role in Dirty Work with Artie

@54WMD 10 ай бұрын

@@lloydclaussen3925 thanks much

@Bonez0r 10 ай бұрын

I have a bit of a problem and I go to NA meetings myself, only it's Normaholics Anonymous.

@sirboxalot6654 11 ай бұрын

I can listen to norm everyday it will never get old

@user-ld7uw1ir7l Жыл бұрын

More of a compilation than a rant, but I dig it non the less. Thank you for the video! RIP Norm.

@Sickofdrawingcowboys717 Жыл бұрын

More of a comment really

@justinl3008 Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know he was sick

@matturner6890 Жыл бұрын

*nonetheless

@MikeIXWilliams Жыл бұрын

Guys a real jerk

@user-ld7uw1ir7l Жыл бұрын

@@matturner6890 whoops lol! Silly me!!! Thank you for the correction. Had it not been "fro yourr! da peeps dat be up pon da ya KZfaq maybe not knewr hows about tur speek allz adn rr praughpr likez" Whoops silly me again! I needed to make an edit. I misspelled something. 😐

@sammycaldwell2385 11 ай бұрын

🤣 Oh God bless you Norm, we're still laughing🥰

@ggioja 11 ай бұрын

Crying from laughing Even tho I’ve seen bits fifteen times already. I often listen to Norm when I’m having trouble getting to sleep … it puts things in perspective.

@Mr25thfret 11 ай бұрын

That is my favorite stand-up of Norm's. He was killing that night. RIP Norm. ❤

@tattiepeelneil7658 Жыл бұрын

Nobody can do what norm did. Genius 😂

@randyj420 3 ай бұрын

Absolute GENIUS because he could tackle so many taboo topics and blow 'em up so well and so creatively. Thanks NORM! - for a lifetime of funny I will revisit regularly. Being able to do that long story on Letterman (then many times on Conan) was a huge thing. Break the rules and pull of something only a handful of others have done well.

@KonohazFinest 4 ай бұрын

Miss you norm and thanks for giving us all a part of you every time you went up on stage we're all forever grateful.

@timothybaron9201 2 ай бұрын

I battled heroin addiction for awhile and sometimes I refer to my addiction as "what a jib that turned out to be" . Thank you Norm lmao

@phamilypharms9336 6 ай бұрын

3:30 , we find out now he was the Uncle , and his stomach cancer was likely the fuel for that 'joke' about searing stomach pain 😢 Norm you are a LEGEND 💯

@aaronlohr8477 2 ай бұрын

Must have felt good to get that out in the air, relieving even.

@DonoldMcPeterson Жыл бұрын

Fuck Norm is funny. He was on SNL when I was 12 years old. Thats when I discovered comedy. Him and Will Ferrell made me laugh my ass off. I really wish we got an old senile Norm. I can't even imagine how funny that would be

@AdamZurier 11 ай бұрын

Anyone remember his Canadian flag bit? "It invites burning!" 😂✌️✊️

@andrewthomas891 6 ай бұрын

yes I do ! I was 15 years old, stoned, laying on the couch laughing my arse off! stretched my laugh dollar out for 43 years!

@dasteezyust4717 11 ай бұрын

That first joke Nick read really aged well

@Sickofdrawingcowboys717 Жыл бұрын

Never seen that Letterman that was absolutely amazing!

@joellamoureux7914 10 ай бұрын

Love the sarcasm. Nice and thick!

@youdesklamp Жыл бұрын

Love how happy Norm is when he gets to pretend to be offended by something Dave Letterman said

@JonnyDWise Жыл бұрын

This is not a rant, this is a compilation. Every time you make a video with a clickbait title, a little girl falls off her bike.

@justdev8965 Жыл бұрын

LoL

@johnconnor3865 Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see a compilation of that.

@skottlee8959 Жыл бұрын

That's why he does it

@Earlydoors272 Жыл бұрын

😂

@LLwrldLL Жыл бұрын

Good.

@CoolDaysEnd Жыл бұрын

sheer brilliance.

@bramiwami Жыл бұрын

Just noticed that Uncle Burt was Norm himself...

@therainman7777 3 ай бұрын

Norm died from leukemia, not bowel cancer.

@soyboy2238 7 ай бұрын

Laughter is the best medicine and Norm is my pharmacist.

@shitlordflytrap1078 6 ай бұрын

I didn't even know he was sick

@465marko 6 ай бұрын

That cocaine thing is hilarious!!! "You're partly right.."

@SDW90808 11 ай бұрын

Good Lord, we need Norm today more than ever.

@tz4637 Жыл бұрын

All these years - Norm was Uncle Burt RIP - we didn’t even know you were sick.

@therainman7777 3 ай бұрын

Norm died from leukemia, not bowel cancer.

@Mrjoshg007 5 ай бұрын

He didn’t lose his battle with cancer. Ultimately, they came to a draw.

@RM-ys2rb Ай бұрын

Pure genius, miss you NORM ❤❤

@johnnydelgrady 7 ай бұрын

Norm will always be the king.

@williamwoodall1293 5 ай бұрын

The Necrophiacs Anonymous bit at the end I had tears coming from my eyes laughing.

@youtubepolice605 15 күн бұрын

The way he tells stories always draws me in.

@christopherpalmer5679 11 ай бұрын

Norm is such a legend

@Krowsnose 11 ай бұрын

My god. I've been the designated driver a few times and there's no torture worse on earth...

@dickhitswater4836 9 ай бұрын

I used to do it regularly and you’re right, it can be a brutal night.

@elmerfudd8656 Күн бұрын

I'm an alcoholic, and the alcoholism bit always kills me. 90% of the time I'm suffering from my disease, I'm just laying in bed watching Norm videos and laughing. 10% of the time I'm telling secrets to a room full of drunks and blowing dogs for a pint of gin.

@DavidBFox Жыл бұрын

It reminds me of that tradagy.

@archieg8009 4 ай бұрын

"other than f---in jizzz" 🤣

@AwayFromTheWorld 4 ай бұрын

Great collection. Thank you for sharing!

@iansmith9125 Жыл бұрын

I Miss that old chunk o’coal ❤

@user-zt1ym7zc7p Жыл бұрын

Norm probably had bowel cancer when he recorded this.

@user-zt1ym7zc7p Жыл бұрын

That one segment

@liamcollins2417 2 ай бұрын

@user-zt1ym7zc7p that was my fave 2 😢

@FarooqKhan-jz7vb 2 ай бұрын

Omg I had to stop the video I was laughing so uncontrollably 😂

@stephenluster2571 6 ай бұрын

Please Please, Lotd above, let my memory fade just enough that I never run out of fresh Norm McDonald comedy, even at the expense of losing my Buddhist depth of cool.

@HRWelch 4 ай бұрын

I never saw that last sketch before. LMFAO

@River_of_Revenge 5 ай бұрын

The best comedian to ever grace this foul world.

@louiepalma2436 6 ай бұрын

Watching Dave genuinely laughing at Norm's stories says it all. I grew up watching Dave, he's the best. Late nite has been a wasteland since Dave retired. Conan is the only one that carried the torch. Fallon is a sad commentary on late night, he's a sad little Sycophant.

@TheBehm08 Жыл бұрын

If I should happen to die in the hallway, Just stay the hell away from me alright!

@geezberry8889 9 ай бұрын

you got the best one🤣

@rogerthat309 9 ай бұрын

Ahh don't take a wild swing at me while im not looking!

@Ironcross6669 10 ай бұрын

Did the sober driving just get some trim!😂😂😂 yup😅

@GrasslandHerbivore 10 ай бұрын

An absolute legend

@markeggins890 19 күн бұрын

In his offhand way every word is chosen with absolute precision for maximum comic effect.

@gregmelts 11 ай бұрын

Letterman didn’t like the gay guys not needing women for sex joke 😂😂😂

@kevinbeattie7297 Жыл бұрын

Asking Adam who is sober what drink he likes lol 😅

@aiocein4794 11 ай бұрын

Great to see Norm doing more stuff

@immatthewvega4709 2 ай бұрын

The last skit has me crying man that was so funny lmao

@derekk2732 6 ай бұрын

That opening joke is well crafted

@kplaysminecraft895 18 күн бұрын

How can anyone not love Norm

@mervinprone 11 ай бұрын

The last part 😂

@tonimarx6405 6 ай бұрын

Norm operated on a completely different frequency and i miss him dammit! 😭

@Stalagmize 9 ай бұрын

15:49 😂😭💀 Keep your hands to yourselves!

@mayonaisepancakes8644 Жыл бұрын

I was at my kitchen table when my now ex said, "babe, Norm died." Never forget - kinda like that national tragedy 9-11

@justinl3008 Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know he was sick

@Bonez0r Жыл бұрын

I was visiting my parents for a few days. I'd just gone to bed and was watching some Norm videos when I read the news in the comments.

@aaronkirchdorfer7779 10 ай бұрын

I'll always think of that joke. I sent this pic of a firefighter memorial that looked like a dick from behind between a couple of pillars to my good friend and said, Kinda reminds you of that one tragedy. His parents called me a couple hours later to tell me they just found him dead on his floor.

@dickhitswater4836 9 ай бұрын

@@Bonez0rsame for me, I was watching a ton of Norm stuff and all the sudden in the comments there it was. I’ve never scrambled to get to google faster, I was hoping so bad that it was a joke because with Norm fans you never know. Sadly this time it was not 😢

@drunkenmmamaster419 11 ай бұрын

Norm was cleaver af 😂

@struckmatch3400 5 ай бұрын

Definitely was a very sharp individual

@tictac8737 3 ай бұрын

So BRILLIANT

@D-MAN1994 9 ай бұрын

"They're so ahead of things, they have sex...and they don't even use lady!!"😂😂

@nocarebutyes3436 10 ай бұрын

15:44 norm just took that on the chin haha

@MrAntoniorey Ай бұрын

He was genius. I’m in pain from laughing so hard

@jacobgarza2314 Жыл бұрын

3:25 was he talking about what he was going through ? Alluring to it

@lestatangel 6 ай бұрын

The end tho 🖤

@mob11691 6 ай бұрын

What a great man

@GalactusOG Жыл бұрын

Man, the stand up about alcoholism and the C word is a dark one.

@justinknight3737 5 ай бұрын

Great montage. Norms book is hilarious. He never wastes an opportunity to shit on eget lol

@grumsproduktion4083 Жыл бұрын

About the dirty names on drinks, back here in Sweden was a drink called orgasm, they had it at most bars, i really liked it, so i ordered it at a bar that was run by an asian couple that didnt speak Swedish that very well, anyway, i ordered an orgasm and the lady asked, "What's an orgasm?" ... i thought that was funny.

@johnbags2525 Жыл бұрын

Did u show her how to make it??