Norm Macdonald does standup about coronavirus

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Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald

4 жыл бұрын

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@katherinestiletto
@katherinestiletto 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m old so if I die it won’t be much of a tragedy” Me, crying: *it IS a tragedy*
@Kresh42
@Kresh42 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... 😕
@LogicAndCompassion
@LogicAndCompassion 2 жыл бұрын
He really was a legend. Norm never gave a shit about offending anyone. He wanted you to laugh and be happy. I miss him already.
@katherinestiletto
@katherinestiletto 2 жыл бұрын
@@LogicAndCompassion he was among the greats, like Kinison and Carlin and Hedburg
@sc885
@sc885 2 жыл бұрын
Nah he was pretty old
@Andy-ct8be
@Andy-ct8be 2 жыл бұрын
@@sc885 HOLY shit 61 is not old my guy
@Mognet_t
@Mognet_t 2 жыл бұрын
The manager said "Nobody wants to hear about the Coronavirus", so he did 5 straight minutes of Covid jokes. Classic Norm.
@gabaghoul23
@gabaghoul23 8 ай бұрын
i wish carlin was alive to see this lie on humanity and the biden administration- hed never have to memorize a show ever again
@crumbasyouare
@crumbasyouare 6 ай бұрын
@@gabaghoul23he would also lay into trump
@lobsterwithhisshouldersbac8368
@lobsterwithhisshouldersbac8368 6 ай бұрын
@@crumbasyouarethat guy would never be happy, but that’s what made him funny
@DrDeuteron
@DrDeuteron 6 ай бұрын
@@crumbasyouarebut for that, he would have to get in line. Of course, it would have been nice to see what a funny trump joke looks like.
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 4 ай бұрын
@@gabaghoul23 Remarkable that you think he'd be on your side. You clearly didn't know the man or his comedy. But most Republicans lack media literacy. They don't realize nearly everyone on camera that's actually entertaining *HATES* them.
@Jizden_Mipanz
@Jizden_Mipanz 9 ай бұрын
Telling us about his cancer without telling us about his cancer. Legend
@joshualykins8730
@joshualykins8730 8 ай бұрын
I remember watching this when it first dropped. I thought it was hilarious. I took a deep dive on his comedy and found out he was one of the greatest. I revisited this clip and learned, he is the greatest of all time. Not some dirty ole GOAT, but the greatest of all time.
@white6delta
@white6delta 6 ай бұрын
​@@joshualykins8730he was just an old lump of coal.
@haikat4
@haikat4 6 ай бұрын
My dad got cancer during COVID and he received such horrible care because the health system was so fucked up at the time. Going to the hospital felt like I was in a 3rd world country. It felt like nobody there cared. Bad times.
@MrOgyny
@MrOgyny 6 ай бұрын
​@haikat4 you can't care. Next one, next one, next one, next one...on and on.
@MrSandalwood
@MrSandalwood Ай бұрын
To right! a stowick funny bones chap
@DominikRoost
@DominikRoost 2 жыл бұрын
Norm's maybe the only comedian who actually joked at his own expense without anyone else knowing
@-InsanelySick-
@-InsanelySick- 2 жыл бұрын
as well as at his own expanse
@skait174
@skait174 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice.
@indie414
@indie414 2 жыл бұрын
bill hicks, too
@Cschneef
@Cschneef 2 жыл бұрын
Well if there is another one you wouldn't know yet
@Mars_junior
@Mars_junior Жыл бұрын
@@skait174 Did Patrice know he was going to die tho? I thought it was just a heart attack.
@buttersscotchfan42036
@buttersscotchfan42036 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe this dude was like 8 years into cancer doing this hes the greatest ever RIP
@DominiqueH2oo
@DominiqueH2oo 2 жыл бұрын
So sad....
@wifilee5453
@wifilee5453 2 жыл бұрын
8 years ouch that's long term
@b0r0din988
@b0r0din988 2 жыл бұрын
rest in peace Norm, one of the greatest ever
@bl9531
@bl9531 2 жыл бұрын
@@b0r0din988 certainly one of my favourites, and has to be one of the most underrated-
@beefknuckles
@beefknuckles 2 жыл бұрын
For real he was the fucking man. The stuff he's done in the last 9 years without anyone knowing is legendary-status
@bucksafterdark4752
@bucksafterdark4752 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Norm said he was 7 years older than he really was, for no fucking reason 😂
@RetroDawn
@RetroDawn 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. 8 years older, as this was over a year ago.
@letsgojake.4078
@letsgojake.4078 2 жыл бұрын
“You ever tell a lie that you get absolutely no benefit from?”
@leroyjones6170
@leroyjones6170 2 жыл бұрын
I stand to gain nothing from this lie
@bsmith6784
@bsmith6784 2 жыл бұрын
Well, if he _had_ been 68 a year ago, then that'd mean he went out at *69...*
@emailkenny
@emailkenny 2 жыл бұрын
Weird. Reports state that he was only 61 🤔
@staghunter2579
@staghunter2579 2 жыл бұрын
Norm: “It’s funny how we all now know how we’re going to die.” (Audience laughs.) (Norm chuckles to himself.)
@goodmanwiseman303
@goodmanwiseman303 2 жыл бұрын
Norm: "Now, I'll be talking about all kinds of horseshit up here tonight, but just know that every moment, I'll be thinking about this disease." Audience: *woosh*
@johnnyskinwalker4095
@johnnyskinwalker4095 2 жыл бұрын
the best inside joke of all time
@my2commonsense476
@my2commonsense476 2 жыл бұрын
As he knows he’s dying.
@xodz
@xodz 2 жыл бұрын
Of covid
@my2commonsense476
@my2commonsense476 2 жыл бұрын
@@xodz no, he died of leukemia, which he’s had for nine years.
@edgygoose8297
@edgygoose8297 2 жыл бұрын
When he says “finally they’ll find a cure for me” That shit hit so hard. The way he looks at the audience speaks volumes
@GodlessCombo
@GodlessCombo 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I had to rewind it and check I heard it right.. that’s tough.
@rosstrue1
@rosstrue1 2 жыл бұрын
Subtly 2 jokes in one
@firemonkey1015
@firemonkey1015 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s tough
@Yumicpcake
@Yumicpcake 2 жыл бұрын
Bone marrow transplants may have helped. If he was more public about it, friends and fans could've been tested for matches. It's devastating.
@MonsieurDrobot
@MonsieurDrobot 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yumicpcake keyword MAY. Everyone fears death until they finally meet it.
@norraist
@norraist 2 жыл бұрын
"On the way here I got really ill" hits differently today. Rest in Peace legend.
@dangdung9811
@dangdung9811 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Norm
@johnedward8352
@johnedward8352 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace buddy
@Greenfox354
@Greenfox354 2 жыл бұрын
Rip
@comptonsboi33
@comptonsboi33 2 жыл бұрын
@rafaelastor4962
@rafaelastor4962 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace...
@gremlinguy
@gremlinguy 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he tells the audience his wrong age. “I’m 68 years young” but he died at 61. God, layers of laughs
@waggoneer
@waggoneer 2 жыл бұрын
Cancer ages you faster, probably felt 78.
@msjannd4
@msjannd4 2 жыл бұрын
😪💔
@michaelmohrle1773
@michaelmohrle1773 2 жыл бұрын
Probably meant 58 he was closer to that.
@superduty4556
@superduty4556 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmohrle1773 no he was just bullshitting the audience. Legendary.
@michaelmohrle1773
@michaelmohrle1773 2 жыл бұрын
@@superduty4556 Or maybe saying somthing to himself hoping it will come true, he did not bs them he would of said so.
@lukegriffiths4333
@lukegriffiths4333 2 жыл бұрын
He gave this set knowing that in the future people would know he had cancer. So many of his jokes are about cancer and also about how nobody in the room knows. So fucking meta man.
@ElectricLadyland87
@ElectricLadyland87 2 жыл бұрын
Explain to the folks at home what meta comedy is.
@uku4171
@uku4171 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElectricLadyland87 merriam-webstdr definition of "meta: informal : showing or suggesting an explicit awareness of itself or oneself as a member of its category : cleverly self-referential
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 2 жыл бұрын
I hate meta.
@SineN0mine3
@SineN0mine3 4 ай бұрын
​@@uku4171FYI, joking about your personal life is about as far from being meta as it's possible to be.
@DarkShines86
@DarkShines86 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be saying some horseshit up here but he whole time I’ll be thinking about this...disease.” Now we know what he really meant. Man, RIP Norm, you are immortal now.
@jcpahman77
@jcpahman77 2 жыл бұрын
And to think those sniffles and other "sickness-like" symptoms he was describing were likely due to a recent chemotherapy treatment.
@joshuamartinez3021
@joshuamartinez3021 2 жыл бұрын
Just to let you know
@MatthewChristianMurray
@MatthewChristianMurray 2 жыл бұрын
@White Raptor News - and copypasta was around before you were born.
@jrod2989
@jrod2989 2 жыл бұрын
@White Raptor News lmao
@chadwilliams5551
@chadwilliams5551 11 ай бұрын
I think he just said it to be funny
@aaronrobinson5256
@aaronrobinson5256 4 жыл бұрын
It takes the end of our species to drag a clip out of Norm.
@Jougi_Baba
@Jougi_Baba 4 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@kirkdouglas8827
@kirkdouglas8827 4 жыл бұрын
End of our species? ROFL
@wookieewiener398
@wookieewiener398 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they call that a joke Mr. Douglas
@heyidiot
@heyidiot 4 жыл бұрын
If not now, when?
@Sascha-jk1ef
@Sascha-jk1ef 4 жыл бұрын
people out here thinking this kind of thing lmao
@rileyrobertson7571
@rileyrobertson7571 2 жыл бұрын
This one hits the hardest out of celebrities passing. He was truly a comedian’s comedian. Rest In Peace Norm
@dick7145
@dick7145 2 жыл бұрын
I just found out and came here. This cracked me up last year.
@DeAnnaParisRN
@DeAnnaParisRN 2 жыл бұрын
Me too I cried
@Gqgeorge1453
@Gqgeorge1453 2 жыл бұрын
Shit is killing me idk how to cope with this, knowing that he had cancer during this set is insane, the man was a saint, his body of work will far outlive his old, addled, cancer ridden actual body
@ToddAndelin
@ToddAndelin 2 жыл бұрын
I hear you im in shock and sadness he was the greatest gem..
@Soupy42
@Soupy42 2 жыл бұрын
Hardest hitting death since we lost Robin...
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 2 жыл бұрын
This set really takes on another feeling when you realize he's less than a year out here of dying from cancer he had battled up to this point for 8 years straight. Just such a brilliant human.
@saoirse5785
@saoirse5785 Жыл бұрын
"The last thing between us and happiness..."
@mccoma11
@mccoma11 2 жыл бұрын
Owner: "Don't talk about the virus." Norm (in classic Norm fashion): "So let's talk about this coronavirus". F'n legend.
@HipnikDragomir
@HipnikDragomir 4 жыл бұрын
I love how it comes off like he's putting 0% effort into it, but his choice of words is master class. True comedian
@aikonatsumi5611
@aikonatsumi5611 4 жыл бұрын
Well said. His delivery is legendary.
@davidchesley725
@davidchesley725 4 жыл бұрын
lazy eloquence
@RareHarmony
@RareHarmony 4 жыл бұрын
Could not have said it any better myself
@mileslofgren5820
@mileslofgren5820 4 жыл бұрын
"a cherry pie from Bristol Farms..."
@shangee2275
@shangee2275 4 жыл бұрын
That's why he stumbles through his jokes. He looking for the funniest way to put it as he speaks. That's why when people try, fail at repeating his jokes. A word choice, a pause etc. can mean the difference between funny or unfunny.
@rhwinner
@rhwinner 4 жыл бұрын
When the audience is uncomfortable, Norm is at his best....
@PocketCloyster
@PocketCloyster 4 жыл бұрын
Imight Realperson That’s what he’s saying. Everyone is uncomfortable because of the virus, dumbass
@juris9546
@juris9546 4 жыл бұрын
@Imight Realperson wtf are you joking
@sportsongster
@sportsongster 4 жыл бұрын
half million views in one day .. talk about a viral video ...
@TheRocking321
@TheRocking321 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, he knew he was counting down the days at this point, and he was still going up to the very end. Bless this absolute king
@dofehino5444
@dofehino5444 2 жыл бұрын
well he said himself, thats how im im gonna die, me watching this thing, basically going out was a good thing after being locked in
@michaelbrownlee9497
@michaelbrownlee9497 2 жыл бұрын
It was the "cherry" cake that made him ill.
@6kine6tic67
@6kine6tic67 2 жыл бұрын
Man he was so sick here basically joking about it and he looks and sounds so tired. 😫 yet he was still killing it. What an inspiration.
@AV-nf5hx
@AV-nf5hx 2 жыл бұрын
Did you hear the podcast where he talks about cancer and if he ever had it he wouldn’t tell anybody
@rajaoc1
@rajaoc1 2 жыл бұрын
@@AV-nf5hx yeah the same way he was a deeply closeted homosexual. Norm was a private man.
@callmeshaggy5166
@callmeshaggy5166 2 жыл бұрын
The cherry pie man. Never forget
@Mega_Lit_Slaps6968
@Mega_Lit_Slaps6968 Жыл бұрын
@@rajaoc1 Norm was deeply closeted? How so? He had a son.
@dahkdm8787
@dahkdm8787 8 ай бұрын
@@Mega_Lit_Slaps6968 i think that was a joke
@billvickers9149
@billvickers9149 4 жыл бұрын
The manager: dont talk about coronavirus. Norm: So this Coronavirus.....
@oldnick4707
@oldnick4707 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right!?
@Georgie2500
@Georgie2500 4 жыл бұрын
hows that club even open
@1060michaelg
@1060michaelg 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the manager was SO wrong! Those people were RELIEVED to laugh together about this shit ass punk ass virus that we WILL survive. NORM...one of the Great Souls I have seen in this world. Take care,
@billvickers9149
@billvickers9149 4 жыл бұрын
@@1060michaelg yeah this manager, he's a real jerk.
@1060michaelg
@1060michaelg 4 жыл бұрын
@@billvickers9149 Well, he certainly doesn't understand what a crowd is capable of laughing at, that's for sure, but it doesn't matter as a comic (especially one of Norm's caliber) isn't going to be told what not to say.
@sweetsarahsscents
@sweetsarahsscents 2 жыл бұрын
This guy was one of the funniest people the world ever saw. I’ll never hear the word “cauliflower” the same way. Love you, Norm. Thanks for the years of laughter and making us think when we didn’t even realize it.
@johnd5790
@johnd5790 2 жыл бұрын
"Okay, cmon now....thats racist"
@giogianelli8592
@giogianelli8592 2 жыл бұрын
For me, it's the word "iron" lol. Man I forgot Larry is gone too... Seriously though I know Norm MacDonald wasn't a real hero like, a teacher or something, but man he was still a hero to me, to us... he was brilliant, fearless, humble, authentic, unique, so many things come to mind but I think really the best thing about him is that he was never a hypocrite...
@krisly76
@krisly76 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnd5790 🤣❤✌🏻🤣❤
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын
Can you explain what the cauliflower joke is about?
@ClappOnUpp
@ClappOnUpp 2 жыл бұрын
No offense but your face Looks Like a Calley Flower
@dougcampbell9786
@dougcampbell9786 3 ай бұрын
The shut down of all the comedy clubs happened right after this set. It's like a time capsule. Brilliant material
@JiMm3rR27
@JiMm3rR27 2 жыл бұрын
1:11- “But finally they’ll find a cure for me” No one knew he was talking about his Cancer. Wonder what he really knew. R.I.P. Norm.
@adrianluna999
@adrianluna999 3 жыл бұрын
This was filmed before the lockdown and Norm wrote over 12min of Covid jokes. It takes a long time to come up with 12min of material and he did it in probably less than a week. Norm is very special. Comedic genius.
@axsent801
@axsent801 2 жыл бұрын
Doghouse
@bluedelerium
@bluedelerium 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! Did you hear he just died?!? Fucking cancer.🥺
@omkarlewis8280
@omkarlewis8280 2 жыл бұрын
watch the sully sullenberger clip on Conan. Norm was a master of just talking about what was on his mind and making it funny
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey 2 жыл бұрын
The timing is such that he'll meander and then drop a bomb and the audience takes a few seconds to realise how hilarious thing he just said was.
@bs1820
@bs1820 2 жыл бұрын
Him joking about dying a year before he’d eventually die and he knows it, it’s just wow. I wonder is this was therapeutic for him.
@tmkskilled1
@tmkskilled1 2 жыл бұрын
He had a reason to not give a shit, he saw the inevitable and still laughed in its face. Ill forever miss this legend
@toevlugsoord
@toevlugsoord 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@mrbranson73
@mrbranson73 2 жыл бұрын
He just lived his life
@tendrams
@tendrams 2 жыл бұрын
"It's just a matter of the order...."
@cd55896
@cd55896 2 жыл бұрын
Like birth, your first and last day of school, college, marriage, illness, health....death is just another part of life. Norm was a blunt comedian. He saw the truth, and that helped us all embrace the harsh truths as easy as possible. He truly put the harsh realities into perspective....they're just another part of this roller coaster called "Life ". He shall be sorely missed. RIP Norm
@Newton14alan
@Newton14alan 2 жыл бұрын
"So, my plan is just to not die...you know, survive long enough where they find a cure...for ME." In hindsight, it seems as though he's speaking like the whole crowd knows that he has cancer.
@RichardCranium321
@RichardCranium321 2 жыл бұрын
he WAS the cure...
@nikkiroeder5774
@nikkiroeder5774 2 жыл бұрын
@@RichardCranium321 Yes Yes Yes ! 💔
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 2 жыл бұрын
@@RichardCranium321 ❤
@sarabrown7488
@sarabrown7488 2 жыл бұрын
Ya I know
@toddself5838
@toddself5838 2 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Joke huh?
@jasp9661
@jasp9661 2 жыл бұрын
"if I die it won't be as much as a tragedy" If only he knew how wrong he was
@musicfun2606
@musicfun2606 2 жыл бұрын
You hit it right on the nose. I thought the same thing when he said that.
@lefse2278
@lefse2278 2 жыл бұрын
Damn he was fighting a battle here. Jokes from a man who had come to terms with his impending death? Rip man you’ll be missed.
@darrenthetuber743
@darrenthetuber743 2 жыл бұрын
"I hope they find a cure for me" ..... I can't tell if he intentionally threw that in there
@tommyd17
@tommyd17 2 жыл бұрын
I know. I was thinking the same thing. So glad to see he could joke about it.
@hottuna1773
@hottuna1773 2 жыл бұрын
@@darrenthetuber743 Right? Feels like he did. Like he was alluding to his cancer.
@jclod610
@jclod610 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, his battle was a draw
@calimon00
@calimon00 2 жыл бұрын
You ought to listen to his bit on "battling cancer". How does cancer "win"? If it kills the person, then the cancer dies with them, so it's more of "a wash". >.
@quantumshock6620
@quantumshock6620 2 жыл бұрын
"But I'm old anyway, so if I die it won't be as much of a tragedy" - No Norm, you were one of the great comedians of our time. You thought of yourself as just an "old chunk of coal", but to us Norm, you were OUR old chunk of coal!
@tayc9855
@tayc9855 2 жыл бұрын
He's a diamond now. RIP
@mikesannitti6042
@mikesannitti6042 2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't even that old, had to add 8 years to his age when he said it lol
@lethalwolf7455
@lethalwolf7455 2 жыл бұрын
@@tayc9855 god bless ya! You beat me to it! RIP Norm!
@crispyghoul
@crispyghoul 2 жыл бұрын
Ol chunk of gold
@samwell707
@samwell707 2 жыл бұрын
“Now we all know how we’re gonna die” Dude just gets better and better. His comedy ages like wine
@cockeyedoptimista
@cockeyedoptimista 2 жыл бұрын
This was toward the beginning of the pandemic.
@americandingo1109
@americandingo1109 2 жыл бұрын
@@cockeyedoptimista There's no way Norm was joking about death this much without some cognizance of irony due to his own impending mortality.
@cockeyedoptimista
@cockeyedoptimista 2 жыл бұрын
@@americandingo1109 Well, yeah. That's gotta be true, one would think. Yeah. (Well said, by the way. Very articulate of you.)
@surus4072
@surus4072 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's hurting. Respect to him for never losing his funny. Here's to the man himself o7
@facepalmdaily4404
@facepalmdaily4404 4 жыл бұрын
"It's funny how big pharma is so evil........ until now." Norm, dude, you are a national treasure. LOL.
@81OH4Z4RD
@81OH4Z4RD 4 жыл бұрын
pandering to big pharma ... just another republican shill. fox news needs to hire this guy yesterday to add a little humor to the bigotry
@oldnick4707
@oldnick4707 4 жыл бұрын
@@81OH4Z4RD, You comment sounds racist to me.
@oldnick4707
@oldnick4707 4 жыл бұрын
@@81OH4Z4RD, It's funny that you would take words that are obviously meant as comedy seriously, then rail against the comedian. How fucken telling.
@81OH4Z4RD
@81OH4Z4RD 4 жыл бұрын
@@oldnick4707 it's politically slanted "comedy". here's an example: "It's funny how universal health care is so evil ... until now." A mediocre and generic joke with a fill-in-the-blank subject, designed to illustrate the benefit of the otherwise maligned subject. It's not the joke that's offensive, it's the choice of subject: one of the greediest and most damaging industries in the United States, pharmaceuticals. Norm is a Republican shill so he slants his jokes to spread Republican propaganda. Homophobes probably love his homophobic jokes. If you enjoyed this one I'm guessing you're a Republican.
@oldnick4707
@oldnick4707 4 жыл бұрын
@@81OH4Z4RD, You've guessed wrongly. I'm a center conservative. You've also just described political comedy. Watch SNL, CNN, Almost any joke being offered by mainstream late night television for more of the same. You seem to be a glaring hypocrite.
@3SpeedHolster
@3SpeedHolster 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...this isn't "I'm Not Norm!"
@deusvult8825
@deusvult8825 4 жыл бұрын
That guys a real jerk!
@JamesTheAxeThrower
@JamesTheAxeThrower 4 жыл бұрын
Dudes channel used to be great but you can only re arrange the same norm clips so many times lol
@totallyserious5585
@totallyserious5585 4 жыл бұрын
I know...I'll call for help. Hypocrisy! A man committed hypocrisy on me in room 10304204!
@Ken-pv9zu
@Ken-pv9zu 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... this IS Norm!
@HaIsKuL
@HaIsKuL 4 жыл бұрын
@@deusvult8825 nah he's alright
@eatmyshorts3147
@eatmyshorts3147 Жыл бұрын
He kept working, while fighting this horrible disease. I have no words. Amazing guy.
@jerrysmith5931
@jerrysmith5931 10 ай бұрын
He did what he loved right up until the end
@32JimmyJ
@32JimmyJ 2 жыл бұрын
The humble, kind, soft spoken, legend. We were all so lucky to even see a man like this in our lifetime. A true comedy genius. No ridiculous amount off over priced education, just pure knowledge of the human condition. Simply the Greatest of All Time.
@james8zaq
@james8zaq 2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@paidlife2016
@paidlife2016 2 жыл бұрын
"This is the greatest gig in the world, being alive" Rest in piece Norm we all love you!
@sgshumblecrumb6046
@sgshumblecrumb6046 2 жыл бұрын
"You can go to Denny's, wear a hat....."
@sethiddings7293
@sethiddings7293 Жыл бұрын
He's eating at Denny's and wearing a hat in heaven now :(
@douglassummers9901
@douglassummers9901 Жыл бұрын
He could wear a big HAT .....it’s funny because it’s big
@jeremydyar7566
@jeremydyar7566 4 жыл бұрын
I'd swear this clip was from the 90's with that windbreaker if he wasn't talking about the virus.
@sydbarrett5
@sydbarrett5 4 жыл бұрын
That was, until recently, a deeply closeted windbreaker
@mind4lease554
@mind4lease554 4 жыл бұрын
My mom told me as a kid in the 90s that fashion just repeats itself.
@blahuhm6782
@blahuhm6782 4 жыл бұрын
Corona virus is more of a 90s kid, but it'll also vibe with 80s, 70s... 40s and younger not so much
@AlanaBananaCanada
@AlanaBananaCanada 4 жыл бұрын
Finally the fucking 90s are coming back. I missed the wrist cutting and depression.
@umarabdullah5510
@umarabdullah5510 4 жыл бұрын
I had a windbreaker like that in 1993 7th grade
@notquitehim
@notquitehim 2 жыл бұрын
Dying without telling anyone directly but sprinkling in those joke where he actually did tell everyone he was sick and knew how he was gonna die, is really what I call going out with a bang
@Jobester323
@Jobester323 2 жыл бұрын
The man spoke about death freely and fearlessly, all the while facing it directly (for so long at that). What a gem that we lost.
@billwilhelm8285
@billwilhelm8285 2 жыл бұрын
Final stage is acceptance they say
@uku4171
@uku4171 2 жыл бұрын
@White Raptor News why would you piss on a dead man's memory with this shit?
@bondojoe8161
@bondojoe8161 2 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I'm in the middle of a Stephen King novel".
@cockeyedoptimista
@cockeyedoptimista 2 жыл бұрын
That was a good one.
@cockeyedoptimista
@cockeyedoptimista 2 жыл бұрын
@White Raptor News Jesus said the way to life is narrow and few follow it..
@cyclos12
@cyclos12 2 жыл бұрын
So to did Toolman Tim Taylor
@XV250
@XV250 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe we are...
@billrosmus6734
@billrosmus6734 2 жыл бұрын
At 1:07 is the clue. "Find a cure for me." And he chokes. The context is off because no one knew then, but now it's a bit unsettling to see that part.
@msjannd4
@msjannd4 2 жыл бұрын
😪💔
@rodmunch69
@rodmunch69 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing insight, no one else would have noticed that if you didn't point it out. Amazing work, we're blessed to have you.
@samanthaconn3895
@samanthaconn3895 4 ай бұрын
I MISS YOU SO MUCH NORM 😢❤
@selyts4
@selyts4 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy to hear him say “I hope that I don’t die” a year before he does! Life is truly a blessing for every day we have!
@Dominian1
@Dominian1 2 жыл бұрын
It's the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny's and wear a hat.
@cmacca1397
@cmacca1397 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Eget may have to cancel some of his dates under the Queensboro bridge
@michaelh3583
@michaelh3583 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo good sir....bravo.
@rocknrollmonkey8668
@rocknrollmonkey8668 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno. Even at only $15 a man, I'm not sure he can afford to.
@kevinb314
@kevinb314 4 жыл бұрын
A man's still gotta eat!
@deoduceassassin
@deoduceassassin 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@TimThomason
@TimThomason 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. He just needs to thoroughly wash his hands between each go around.
@BootedIV
@BootedIV 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes about corona is something you wouldn't hear from any 1935 comic.
@jdeckape
@jdeckape 3 жыл бұрын
They just weren't brave enough to push the envelope back in the day
@Jamesharveycomics
@Jamesharveycomics 2 жыл бұрын
Too modern, and stylish
@evanmoore6170
@evanmoore6170 2 жыл бұрын
This is more of a comment really.
@keinname8053
@keinname8053 2 жыл бұрын
That's modern medicine for you
@dylanberndt6708
@dylanberndt6708 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't as serious an illness as what they had back then.
@JCFoster
@JCFoster 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll be talking about all kinds of horse-shit tonight- but every moment, I'll be thinking, uh... this disease..." took my breath away
@CasinoFren
@CasinoFren Жыл бұрын
“So far there’s been 11 cases .. 50! 200! …I don’t feel good” one of his best subtle jokes honestly. RIP
@TheVideoid
@TheVideoid 2 жыл бұрын
RIP, Norm. He was a cruel and heartless dealer of laughter. His deadpan one-liners would leave me a blubbering mass of jelly. Tears to my eyes from laughter. Now they're different.
@FatRonaldo
@FatRonaldo 2 жыл бұрын
A beautiful comment, sir.
@ecampbell5837
@ecampbell5837 2 жыл бұрын
Love your comment.
@TheVideoid
@TheVideoid 2 жыл бұрын
@Ericola Ever laugh so hard you can't do anything else? You can't talk? You're crying? Your muscles are all captive to the laughter? Uh, blubbering? Thanks for letting me explain. Now, new arrivals should see the guy over behind that window over there. He can explain things verrrrry slowly.
@cantlearnham6026
@cantlearnham6026 2 жыл бұрын
Clam down
@moniemaker27
@moniemaker27 4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus is the #1 most talked about thing in the world right now. #2? You guessed it: Frank Stallone
@kevinspinner545
@kevinspinner545 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 YES!!
@joeblow1942
@joeblow1942 4 жыл бұрын
But what about the Queensborough bridge?
@jackasschicken5922
@jackasschicken5922 4 жыл бұрын
@Big Bubba I believe it's called "Tom Hanks disease".
@Soulfly2023
@Soulfly2023 4 жыл бұрын
moniemaker27 Lol 😝
@ToprHoliday
@ToprHoliday 4 жыл бұрын
Smith & Wesson You must be fun at parties
@jerodaero
@jerodaero 9 ай бұрын
Rip norm, you are a legend
@captaincancer7786
@captaincancer7786 4 жыл бұрын
4:45 I love how he just lied about being 8 years older than he actually was for seemingly no reason
@MarkSamuelson32
@MarkSamuelson32 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for commenting this to validate I wasn't crazy. I was so confused. Just googled him to see his age on Wikipedia.
@w-ols-7199
@w-ols-7199 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing this out. I was so confused.
@Lucas-pq1tk
@Lucas-pq1tk 4 жыл бұрын
Its his thing he lies about everything
@bitspacemusic
@bitspacemusic 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I was counting on my fingers already. Thanks.
@homemadepie91
@homemadepie91 4 жыл бұрын
His fluctuating age is one of my favorite running jokes of his, mostly because about 10 people even get it.
@-KillaWatt-
@-KillaWatt- 4 жыл бұрын
That Coronavirus fella sounds like a real battle axe
@drewk5374
@drewk5374 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that guy is a real jerk
@stiperunac2272
@stiperunac2272 4 жыл бұрын
To me, he sounds like a real jerk!
@domziphone1
@domziphone1 4 жыл бұрын
You dirty dog!
@louduva9849
@louduva9849 4 жыл бұрын
Tell the folks what the coronavirus is.
@CHewittMedia
@CHewittMedia 4 жыл бұрын
Battle axe? Fella? That coronavirus sounds more gender fluid than a protogynous hermaphrodite parrot fish at an orgy.
@t.c.b4722
@t.c.b4722 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm 68 years young" He was only 60 when this was filmed. Classic norm.
@lyleburlingame2276
@lyleburlingame2276 2 жыл бұрын
When was this filmed
@noneyabizz8337
@noneyabizz8337 2 жыл бұрын
@@lyleburlingame2276 he's talking about corona...
@lyleburlingame2276
@lyleburlingame2276 2 жыл бұрын
@@noneyabizz8337 umm yea? I am well aware. Looking for a date... month/year...
@noneyabizz8337
@noneyabizz8337 2 жыл бұрын
@@lyleburlingame2276 meh, you're lazy. His name is Norm Macdonald, he's at the improv talking about corona. You should have been able to answer your question without asking a stranger.
@THICCTHICCTHICC
@THICCTHICCTHICC 2 жыл бұрын
@@lyleburlingame2276 Would have to be last March/April by the way he's talking
@youknowelgin
@youknowelgin 2 жыл бұрын
“Spend my last moments on Earth with Max Kellerman “ has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Rest In Peace Norm thank you for the laughs by the way I didn’t even know you were sick.
@ecreamer81
@ecreamer81 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody did he kept it a secret
@FalconOfStorms
@FalconOfStorms 2 жыл бұрын
We should do something about this Norm Macdonald character.
@doniellestenson3502
@doniellestenson3502 2 жыл бұрын
I loved him."Many a true thing is said in jest"...save a space for me up there for me, Norm.
@youknowelgin
@youknowelgin 2 жыл бұрын
@@ecreamer81 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y8WeoMeTr6-cooE.html This will help you understand the joke
@FalconOfStorms
@FalconOfStorms 2 жыл бұрын
@White Raptor News that was an interesting video, thanks. What do you think of this one? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html
@callmeshaggy5166
@callmeshaggy5166 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he flat out lied telling the audience he's 68 years old lmao
@professorpancakes6545
@professorpancakes6545 4 жыл бұрын
I believe it's called a "joke"
@brandonburum8279
@brandonburum8279 4 жыл бұрын
I immediately paused the video at that point and checked that on Wikipedia.
@constantdoodle32
@constantdoodle32 4 жыл бұрын
@@professorpancakes6545 thank you captain obvious
@leolopez3088
@leolopez3088 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@matthewgarland693
@matthewgarland693 4 жыл бұрын
Makes it more believable that hes gonna die...it struck me as being old when he said it but I had to look up his real age.
@calebm9000
@calebm9000 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Norm almost never tells jokes he just sorta rambles and funny comes out.
@professorpancakes6545
@professorpancakes6545 4 жыл бұрын
They are jokes. They're not "knock knock" jokes but they're jokes.
@rawzjd8527
@rawzjd8527 4 жыл бұрын
He makes a noise come out of the audience when he wants to.
@depressedhulkhogan2770
@depressedhulkhogan2770 4 жыл бұрын
He has a structure of jokes where it’s literally an opening and a punchline and the rest in between is just improvised.
@rawzjd8527
@rawzjd8527 4 жыл бұрын
@@depressedhulkhogan2770 You pointing out scaffolding?
@oldnick4707
@oldnick4707 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@GrimeBot-io7ho
@GrimeBot-io7ho 2 жыл бұрын
"I take the cocaine, and it makes the anxiety more crippling." I'm dying.
@davidschmidt6013
@davidschmidt6013 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m old so if I die it won’t be much of a tragedy” Hell, he's younger than me. I downloaded some of this most famous jokes (professor of logic, polish joke, etc) and will continue to collect as much of his humor as I can. RIP Norm.
@RazorFoxDV
@RazorFoxDV 2 жыл бұрын
After today's news, it almost sounds like he's talking about a different disease here and he knows what's coming. Thanks for the laughs, Norm.
@John-X
@John-X 2 жыл бұрын
meh, he wasn't even that good a comedian tbh rest in shit norm
@turdfurg47
@turdfurg47 2 жыл бұрын
He actually had a bit about dying from cancer n people saying he lost his battle. Gotta give it to the battle cancer.
@CSRgamer
@CSRgamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@turdfurg47 his cancer died too though, so it's kind of a tie isn't it?
@John-X
@John-X 2 жыл бұрын
@@turdfurg47ya but he lost tho lol what a loser
@John-X
@John-X 2 жыл бұрын
@@CSRgamer nah it's more like a victory for cancer since it lives on in other ppl
@videobones7046
@videobones7046 2 жыл бұрын
This set takes on a whole new perspective now. RIP, one of the legends
@johngonzalez7967
@johngonzalez7967 2 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@dc656
@dc656 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn, didn't realize how real to him this standup set was...
@videobones7046
@videobones7046 2 жыл бұрын
@@dc656 He was telling a joke that nobody in that room would really get until later, and he still had the room in stitches
@tayc9855
@tayc9855 2 жыл бұрын
@@videobones7046 thats shit that rocks your soul brother
@tinalippincott9823
@tinalippincott9823 2 жыл бұрын
I had two all time favorite comedians; Gary Shandling and this guy. Now both gone. Norm had the most brilliant mind; no use for anyone who didn't "get it". He was the best talk show guest ever. I adored him and miss him already. Thank goodness for the wealth of video we have access to. I have cried over Norm, not ashamed to say. Norm probably wouldn't like that. Hope he knew he was loved.
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 2 жыл бұрын
When did Gary Shandling die ? That dude was awesome
@tinalippincott9823
@tinalippincott9823 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimreily7538 March 26 2016. Agreed. The "Larry Sanders Show" was brilliant.
@erik47
@erik47 2 жыл бұрын
When you view this with the knowledge that norm was dying of cancer many of his jokes take on so much of a heavier and darker tone that no one thought twice about at the time. I had the feeling that this was a theme in a lot more subjects in which he was speaking over the head of the audience but was illiciting laughter none the less. I feel he may be unappreciated yet still greatly appreciated for which i find profound.
@djr1829
@djr1829 4 жыл бұрын
“This Coronavirus is a real jerk”
@SpikexSpeigel
@SpikexSpeigel 4 жыл бұрын
"Nah, he's a good guy."
@mikeclarke952
@mikeclarke952 2 жыл бұрын
Club manager: "Why would you come here and do Coronavirus jokes? Norm: "The light was on"
@zekelucente9702
@zekelucente9702 9 ай бұрын
My son and I saw Norm at the Irvine Improv and I’m so glad we did. Norm you will forever be the greatest.
@redpilledbiker
@redpilledbiker 2 жыл бұрын
Rarely do my eyes water up at the death of a celebrity, but they sure did with Norm. Rest in peace and thank you for a million laughs.
@OneCash
@OneCash 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm 68 years old." - He's 60.
@OneCash
@OneCash 3 жыл бұрын
@Shamus Beaglehole No, he is 60.
@OneCash
@OneCash 3 жыл бұрын
@Shamus Beaglehole Norman Gene Macdonald (born October 17, 1959)
@OneCash
@OneCash 3 жыл бұрын
@Shamus Beaglehole HAHA. Now that I've pretended to laugh, let's end this.
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 2 жыл бұрын
He's gonna lean hard into the old man persona soon. He's figuring it out but it's gonna be good. More alive than Rickles in his last gasping, creaking years, if you can believe.
@CoshReport
@CoshReport 4 жыл бұрын
that jacket is sick
@RealJackHQ
@RealJackHQ 3 жыл бұрын
That is sick 😃!!
@missionpupa
@missionpupa 3 жыл бұрын
maybe it has corona.
@williamshaw9047
@williamshaw9047 3 жыл бұрын
@@missionpupa See, now you're thinking like Albert Fish!
@lukestone8840
@lukestone8840 3 жыл бұрын
Norm with the sauce
@VibeinATLien
@VibeinATLien 3 жыл бұрын
@@oneill765 fuck you
@Purfinex
@Purfinex 2 жыл бұрын
Now we know "the disease" hes talking about wasn't covid. He still made his sickness funny without anyone knowing but constantly hinting.
@Utubeisazzho
@Utubeisazzho 2 жыл бұрын
He’s was using his sickness to mock the dummies
@richardewonchuk8660
@richardewonchuk8660 2 жыл бұрын
He seems like he's using coronavirus as a front and is talking about his disease. This is hard to watch
@hottuna1773
@hottuna1773 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this clip last night and just thought it was another clever Norm but I woke up today and rewatching this with the news of his passing is truly heartbreaking. Every moment is a gift, and Norm was using his gift to make other people happy in his last days. An absolute legend. Rest In Peace
@NoYoutubeName1
@NoYoutubeName1 2 жыл бұрын
Did KZfaq recommend it before he died?
@brettwurst
@brettwurst 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. So sad. A comedic legend.
@ollintzin
@ollintzin 7 ай бұрын
I could never be as courageous.
@rufiorufioo
@rufiorufioo 4 ай бұрын
One of my favorite sets from Norm.
@xTheFly
@xTheFly 2 жыл бұрын
Norm was obviously very sick here. I had no idea and man I have a lot of respect for him. He's one of the greatest comedians. RIP
@ToddAndelin
@ToddAndelin 2 жыл бұрын
Love reading everyones comments, love you all... we share this heartfelt admiration.... Norm we love you!
@LaughterSmith
@LaughterSmith 8 ай бұрын
This guy is a pure fkn LEGEND! R.I.P Reading your book, its awesome
@cormaccullinane6390
@cormaccullinane6390 Жыл бұрын
1:12 “finally they’ll find a cure for me” I’m gunna cry miss you norm
@patdel
@patdel 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how he straight up lied and said he was, "68 years young," even though he's 60. Why would he artificially make himself older? Just for further kicks.
@cainification
@cainification 4 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment lol Norm's the best
@thebrazilianatlantis165
@thebrazilianatlantis165 4 жыл бұрын
He was telling cute stories about his currently 10-year-old son Dylan when Dylan was about 16. It amuses him to create confusion.
@MGTOWPsyche
@MGTOWPsyche 4 жыл бұрын
cause he looks gooder for a 68 year old lol
@MGTOWPsyche
@MGTOWPsyche 4 жыл бұрын
@Erik Cnating conscious mistake....i love playing with language!
@reallyreallyrhonda
@reallyreallyrhonda 4 жыл бұрын
@@MGTOWPsyche You're right - it's so people will think, "Wow! He looks GREAT!" God I love Norm.
@firmearco
@firmearco 2 жыл бұрын
Damn. Watching this after today's news - Norm was telling us he was terminal, but in the twisted way that only he could do. You will be dearly missed. Thanks for all the laughs. RIP.... :(
@malloryhead
@malloryhead 2 жыл бұрын
If you look at his Twitter when he posted this last year, he literally says “this is my final stand up” and “in my final stand up appearance..” :( and here we were thinking it was a joke about covid.
@LlyleHunter
@LlyleHunter 2 жыл бұрын
I always tell people that I’m about ten years older than I really am too. That way people tell me that I look fantastic.
@randybeans1984
@randybeans1984 2 жыл бұрын
Miss and love you norm...
@ithebinman
@ithebinman 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s funny how now we all know how we’ll die” such a slow burn but an amazing line
@myztik5716
@myztik5716 4 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't going to talk about the coronavirus" UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER
@HarrisonCountyStudio
@HarrisonCountyStudio 4 жыл бұрын
Fear porn... keeps people moving, allows consolidation of power (over you).
@RRRRR15
@RRRRR15 4 жыл бұрын
@@HarrisonCountyStudio cringe
@anaklusmosgreek3198
@anaklusmosgreek3198 4 жыл бұрын
If you know Norm. that was anticipation
@porkfrog2785
@porkfrog2785 4 жыл бұрын
@@HarrisonCountyStudio 'fear porn'? is that like a horror movie? or like, you want to watch normal porn and someone starts lubing up their fist?...look man, there's 2 things to remember here : the non-internet media is in its death throes and sensationalizes EVERYTHING: FOX news once used the phrase 'killer marijuana' 2] around 5k dead[nearly all old or with health conditions or both] 80 000 RECOVERED WITH NO TREATMENT Scary? yes a death sentence? NO It ain' Cpt Tripps from The Stand
@cryptsub
@cryptsub 4 жыл бұрын
I love how people are willing to CROWD into a Costco to buy all the TP as they face an unknown virulent disease.
@p8786
@p8786 Жыл бұрын
The way he says “Max Kellerman” gets me every time!
@SleuthingSquadron
@SleuthingSquadron 2 ай бұрын
I sometimes find it hard to spot Norm’s jokes but I guess he made this set easier to follow. His timing was impeccable here.
@rivers743
@rivers743 2 жыл бұрын
As shocked as I am about losing him I'm glad I didn't know he was sick, I think i would have looked at his comedy different if I knew he was sick all these years. He didn't want us to know, he wanted all his fans to be happy and just laugh at his jokes not think about what was coming. Thank you for the joy you brought to me over the years norm. God bless and rest easy
@amreview5616
@amreview5616 4 жыл бұрын
Why does my comment have so many likes? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
@influentia1patterns
@influentia1patterns 4 жыл бұрын
He could probably use a hoodie that isn’t from the 1980s
@humungus3
@humungus3 4 жыл бұрын
@@influentia1patterns use it for what?
@rawzjd8527
@rawzjd8527 4 жыл бұрын
He announced to the world months ago that that kid's not getting any more material and that he'd be returning to KZfaq in 2020.
@xXicOdMoDziXx
@xXicOdMoDziXx 4 жыл бұрын
@@rawzjd8527 Where?
@rawzjd8527
@rawzjd8527 4 жыл бұрын
@@xXicOdMoDziXx On Twitter, you have to add it up. He said he was going to file copyright claims on all his material, said he would start the podcast on Instagram, and get his KZfaq channel going again. All separately. Put them together, realize Norm is still alive and George Miller would never steal from the living, and realize Norm would never sell merch, and this kid's making money off his material, which is worth $30,000 per joke at least.
@slaphappybullet
@slaphappybullet 2 жыл бұрын
Dave brought these clips up in the Norm special on Netflix. He said what I felt about them, but even then I don’t think he or anyone in the room really expressed how genius this was. These two clips deserve to be in some sort of comedy hall of fame. The world completely shut down days after this and he cut through the anxiety of it all by facing how macabre it all was. It was total madness and fear and he just embraced it and by so doing he brought some normalcy into it all. The perfect comic for the right time.
@nomandad2000
@nomandad2000 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I watched this right when it showed up. This shit was so hilarious and was exactly what I needed during the early days of quarantine.
@wjlintz
@wjlintz 4 жыл бұрын
Norm went to the doctor for his coronavirus test. The doctor told him to "open wide and say 'Oink.'"
@MultiCaliffa
@MultiCaliffa 4 жыл бұрын
he obviously needs better insurance
@WoundedEgo
@WoundedEgo 4 жыл бұрын
???
@BaskenmannZwei
@BaskenmannZwei 4 жыл бұрын
That's not true! That was during the swine flu era!
@tropicalcandyland6266
@tropicalcandyland6266 3 жыл бұрын
Oh how dare he now he needs better insurance
@ryanamuck1087
@ryanamuck1087 3 жыл бұрын
???
@nadinos
@nadinos 4 жыл бұрын
Talking about coronavirus in a room packed with people laughing about it. The irony.
@kjoc70
@kjoc70 4 жыл бұрын
It's only ironic if he catches it at the venue.
@jacobr4558
@jacobr4558 4 жыл бұрын
It's even more ironic that it's a 1% mortality rate. So if there are 200 people there 2 MIGHT die. 😆. The fear is far worse than the reality.
@coolwhiprofl
@coolwhiprofl 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobr4558 you don't understand what the word 'irony' means
@s24015
@s24015 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobr4558 holy f*ck man that was a dumb post.
@largewaveproning9448
@largewaveproning9448 4 жыл бұрын
nadinos and the laughter expels the breath and virus greater distances. Won’t be the first time norms comedy killed a room 🤪
@gajaga789
@gajaga789 Жыл бұрын
He gets a fucking applause break for saying he's 68 when he was actually only 60 here. He was ALWAYS fucking with people, its glorious.
@tjtaylor5273
@tjtaylor5273 Жыл бұрын
Y’all gotta remember, he did this set right in the middle of when everyone was shitting their pants about Covid. Everyone was spooked to the Bone about the Coronavirus & Norm got up there and dropped this gem. Absolutely zero fucks given hahah. RIP Norm McDonald. 🙌🏽
@davidublansky5873
@davidublansky5873 4 жыл бұрын
"It's funny that we all now know how we're going to die..............it's just a matter of what order at this point." Norm Macdonald.
@juliestrom412
@juliestrom412 4 жыл бұрын
Remember the good old days when washing your hands didn't take THREE HOURS!😄😃😀
@phxarizona7201
@phxarizona7201 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliestrom412 😁😁😁😁😁 yes I doooooooo
@ourtime-downhere6931
@ourtime-downhere6931 3 жыл бұрын
Julie Strom I know it's a joke but look at death during pregnancy before dr and nurse hand washing before birth. Cleanliness and sanitation isn't fake.
@puddintaine4556
@puddintaine4556 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrknucklepuck8485 Dr Semmelweiss, the Austrian Dr that discovered germs circa mid1800s, went insane because nobody believed him...
@jeffreyjosrph2505
@jeffreyjosrph2505 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest and might be most insightful quote of all time
@RJBond121
@RJBond121 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty obvious he wasn't really talking about Corona here, now.
@justinland1208
@justinland1208 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the parallels but didn’t put it together until reading your comment because I’m dumb.
@RJBond121
@RJBond121 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinland1208 I mean, none of us put it together until now, right?
@justsomeguy17199
@justsomeguy17199 2 жыл бұрын
Norm is a legend, he knew what was coming for him, but still wanted to make ppl smile
@atombomb31458
@atombomb31458 2 жыл бұрын
yep you are correct sir....he sounds weak
@atombomb31458
@atombomb31458 2 жыл бұрын
@@RJBond121 last few years i have noicied he didnt look well...like he was bloated on steroids.but NO I didnt put it together
@FitzFingers
@FitzFingers 19 күн бұрын
The fact that he’s making the audience unknowingly laugh at his own impending demise is the most Norm shit ever. RIP
@seanrichardgreen
@seanrichardgreen 2 жыл бұрын
RIP my man. I have loved you since SNL. I still love you.
@hawaiidispenser
@hawaiidispenser 4 жыл бұрын
You know, the more I learn about this coronavirus, the more I don't care for it.
@junky5422
@junky5422 4 жыл бұрын
It's a national tragedy...
@BakedNConfused
@BakedNConfused 4 жыл бұрын
@@junky5422 May 15, 2018, Exercise simulation of a global pandemic. 666 days later, March 11, 2020, Coronavirus made a global pandemic.. Google "coronavirus 33" 33 California, 33 Canada, 33 Boston, 33 Thailand, 33 Ireland, man spends 33 days I'm quarantine, etc.. Google, "English to Hebrew" Add text, "covid" It translates to, "Kobe" Guess where Kobe Bryant's buried.... CORONA del Mar, California...
@brucelombardo
@brucelombardo 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s great. Just a little traffic needs to go, you know!
@Martdogg3000
@Martdogg3000 4 жыл бұрын
It's a real jerk.
@musek5048
@musek5048 4 жыл бұрын
@@BakedNConfused you got a link to the march 15 info? I googled it with the words "pandemic simulation" and couldnt find anything
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