Norm Macdonald Tells His 7-Minute “Dirty Johnny” Joke (2016)

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Norm Macdonald tells Howard a “Dirty Johnny” joke during his 2016 visit to the Stern Show.
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@howardstern Жыл бұрын

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@QIKUGAMES-QIKU Жыл бұрын

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@Jeremy848 Жыл бұрын

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@Jeremy848 Жыл бұрын

Llll) 4:38

@mister_vegas Жыл бұрын

9/14 was a national tragedy. It's the day we lost Norm.

@brianbacich9999 Жыл бұрын

Legend

@bansaw99 Жыл бұрын

Why'd you laugh at that?

@startervisions Жыл бұрын

Oh, don't laugh at 9/14

@betsybauer7340 Жыл бұрын

I’m down a rabbit hole of Norm, I had no idea it was today

@idklol.4434 Жыл бұрын

More of a regional tragedy if you ask me lol rip norm you’ll be missed

@pedrosimas2642 Жыл бұрын

"the land was uneven" is such a fantastic line

@GMaster7 Жыл бұрын

"The earth was uneven," too!

@sushimaster77 Жыл бұрын

The chickens survived easily; they frolicked.

@sfkingalpha Жыл бұрын

@@sushimaster77 too good

@greasyboy737 Жыл бұрын

Sounds biblical

@greasyboy737 Жыл бұрын

@@k-mart7475 i am in your closet

@2wheeled76 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know why, but my favorite part of Norm’s joke is when he interjects “thank god for the hatchery!”

@lukefressell5483 7 ай бұрын

Me too

@martino5742 5 ай бұрын

Where would we be?

@Booksaplenty1 4 ай бұрын

@@martino5742we’d all be lost

@yesmate3442 3 ай бұрын

It's just so funny how he adds depth and backstory to this joke

@sungazer454 2 ай бұрын

So much societal criticism pressed into such a simple injection

@cdawg_sf Жыл бұрын

This is true performance art. He could read the phone book and hold your attention and make you laugh until it hurts

@RandysDirtyBurger Жыл бұрын

@Dennis McConnell 😂😂😂

@HughMorristheJoker Жыл бұрын

I think it was Marjorie

@SubtlyAggressive Жыл бұрын

The whole joke, was funnier than the punchline. Just Norm's commitment to the way he tells long jokes like this had me cracking up so hard. RIP Norm

@dillonbird4645 Жыл бұрын

That’s most likely the point

@sickrandy2946 Жыл бұрын

@@dillonbird4645 not most likely, that is the point.

@dickvalentinesillegitimate1059 Жыл бұрын

No…………..shit.

@sonanderson6351 Жыл бұрын

Yes, that’s the whole point,

@newman6434 Жыл бұрын

the joke was that there really was no punchline

@davida4607 Жыл бұрын

There is no way I could tell this same joke and make anyone laugh. Norm’s magic is that he can do that.

@rockymountainhomestead Жыл бұрын

I've tried a dozen times. You are correct

@michaeldeboer1268 7 ай бұрын

The reactions I get is exactly what you would expect 😂

@danwiberg8537 Жыл бұрын

Props to Howard for reading the room and understanding a master storyteller was talking.

@daquanblackson Жыл бұрын

Howards a great radio show host. He’d make an incredible late night show host as well

@midnightrider2342 Жыл бұрын

Anything is better than Howard talking, or Robin cackling. This is probably about the only Howard clip I can bear to watch.

@tubeguy4066 Жыл бұрын

@@midnightrider2342 true lol

@Ard.cfc90 5 ай бұрын

Props to Gary you mean, more than likely he spent ages convincing Howard to let this masterpiece to happen 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheSavageGospel 9 ай бұрын

“The chickens survived easily…they frolicked.”

@sdm1568 Ай бұрын

Lmao

@ry4nx Жыл бұрын

i start laughing automatically when norm says "and by god"

@quainejohnson4808 Жыл бұрын

This is the only joke that turns into a Cormac Mccarthy novel and then turns back into a joke

@Fafafohi 11 ай бұрын

Going to pick up Blood Meridian soon. My first novel by him. Good place to start?

@friend-nn2zk 8 ай бұрын

@@Fafafohivery good place, amazing book

@Fafafohi 8 ай бұрын

@@friend-nn2zk thank you!

@Dunmerdog Ай бұрын

@@Fafafohiso how was it?

@Fafafohi Ай бұрын

@@Dunmerdog haven’t picked it up yet. Still need to finish the two books I’m reading now. But thanks for asking!

@rhahnabunaid Жыл бұрын

"My father always told this joke." Makes me think ol' MacDonald senior told this joke every year during Christmas dinner.

@user-ellievator Жыл бұрын

That bastard still owes me 5 bucks

@kenneth6211 Жыл бұрын

@@AstroBear11 E I E I O

@TheAmateurEditor Жыл бұрын

@Rhah Nabunaid "ol' MacDonald senior" - I think you mean 'ol Gypsy Jack Macdonald'

@bigorange000 Жыл бұрын

Only when his brother Terry couldn't make it for dinner.

@DrTimWhatleyDDS 2 ай бұрын

This is a great holiday tradition that I’m going to introduce to my family.

@gpliskin 8 ай бұрын

Norm's "by God!" he usually throws in during a bit always makes me laugh, I don't know why.

@coleweber1484 3 ай бұрын

and by God, even the children

@mikemck5150 Жыл бұрын

When the teacher says HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STORY IS THAT? I literally fucking lost it. Hearing Howard chuckling throughout the joke just adds to the build up. What a goddamn legend. RIP Norm!

@jam-nc8ut Жыл бұрын

I also love that the teacher calls one of her students 'Dirty Johnny'. Got to be a blow to any child's morale!

@fuegofreh3648 Жыл бұрын

No one can tell a joke like this and make it funny like Norm. RIP Legend

@cybercop0083 Жыл бұрын

I love that the teacher has to grapple with her responsibility to let poor dirty Johnny speak

@premsarin9866 Жыл бұрын

Fuck man, nobody is going to capture humor like that ever again. Rip to a legend

@Sully0020 Жыл бұрын

One of the most underrated parts of the joke: Teacher asks what the moral of the story is. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch out of the eggs” Teacher says well you could probably shorten it a little.

@BakelitTV Жыл бұрын

Could someone please explain why thats funny? Shorten it a little? Shorten what

@Sully0020 Жыл бұрын

@@BakelitTV It's funny because the traditional saying is "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". That's why the teacher says you could shorten it.

@bhedgepig9653 Жыл бұрын

Explain to the folks at home why this line is underrated.

@elducky9574 Жыл бұрын

@@BakelitTV The whole joke could be a minute long, not 8 minutes.

@Sully0020 Жыл бұрын

@@elducky9574 I wish it was 18 minutes long

@zaartac Жыл бұрын

"The chickens survived, they frolicked."

@paulogaviola6828 4 ай бұрын

No matter how many comedians we can watch on youtube, we always find our way back to Norm

@Human_Evolution- Жыл бұрын

Norm perfected this joke on his own show.

@tapatton9 Жыл бұрын

You ain't wrong. That particular telling was the absolute best. He was really in his element when it was just him, Adam and a funny guest.

@Nobodyevencares27 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@Cenyon Жыл бұрын

This version has a better delivery of the line «and from the town came … people».

@howtomakeamonster Жыл бұрын

this is the better one for me

@johningle1 Жыл бұрын

this is the best version. by far.

@robertduffy5805 Жыл бұрын

Norm could drag out a joke longer than anyone else.

@ghostmanscores1666 Жыл бұрын

The moth joke made me laugh.

@kamuelalee Жыл бұрын

artist

@wompevents Жыл бұрын

I recently got “thank god for the hatchery” tattooed on my arm. RIP Norm.

@alexbriseno9529 2 ай бұрын

@blakenorman4822 Ай бұрын

By God I salute you

@Myllys2 24 күн бұрын

@wompevents where can I see it?

@Kai_Peters 23 күн бұрын

@@Myllys2 On his arm, ya dingus

@og_bhaiyu Жыл бұрын

This man's ability to hold someone's attention is/was astounding. Rip Norm.

@alexandergannon7058 Жыл бұрын

I dare everyone to try and retell this story to your family and friends and get a laugh. It's a tough one lol. What a goddamn genius

@voighta Жыл бұрын

Can confirm it doesn’t go well

@Beejjjjj Жыл бұрын

I've done it.

@MattM0481 Жыл бұрын

@@Beejjjjj Same, I got quite a few laughs in retelling it.

@HamuraiC-137 Жыл бұрын

I used to be a bouncer and when it was slow would ask people coming in if they wanted to hear a joke. Some made it all the way to the end and thought it was funny

@anthonyconvery4331 Жыл бұрын

I've done it, it takes practice. I've done the Kermit Jagger joke a few times and when someone has hear me say it before they laugh harder bc I was able to make it even longer... norm has such awesome storytelling

@threegreencharms Жыл бұрын

This is one of the most masterfully crafted jokes in human history.

@teamkingburrous7537 Жыл бұрын

On god

@lorenshevitz1178 Жыл бұрын

The crummy punchline makes it better.

@3SpeedHolster Жыл бұрын

Someone asked Norm if he was the class clown in school. He said "no...I couldn't afford the shoes."

@mattsharkey8437 Жыл бұрын

The pauses actually make you visualize the classmate's uncomfortable demeanor while Johnny tells the story lol. Brilliant!

@DevonMessinger Жыл бұрын

Stay away from Terry when he's uncorked the jug 😂

@marknasuta1775 Жыл бұрын

Stern being quiet for 7 minutes is a miracle!!!!

@dtcarpediem Жыл бұрын

God no one can tell a story like Norm. Even if it goes nowhere his delivery a lone will make you laugh. Man I miss him so much 😢.

@user-js8ud3ub9p Жыл бұрын

thanks Howard stern show staff for posting this clip, probably one of norm's best moments and now it's being enjoyed by hundreds of thousands

@monkeyslap7772 Жыл бұрын

You look at Howard's eyes while Norms talking and they are lit up enjoying every second of Norm telling this joke.

@Romany1111 Жыл бұрын

Whenever Norm told a story, I felt as if I was sitting next to him on the porch. Relaxed, captivated, and knowing...just knowing that I was destined to be howling with laughter in a short time. Or, more likely, in a longer time.

@travisfletcher900 6 ай бұрын

It’s not the destination… it’s the journey! RIP NORM. YOU ARE THE GREATEST!

@KeatonMcAdams Жыл бұрын

One of my all time favorite norm jokes

@MrSuperdelf 2 ай бұрын

I think this is the best joke ive ever heard honestly. Everything norm said set up the rest of the joke. It was long and amazing. It also helped that Robin, Fred, Howard, and yes even Benji responded to the joke perfectly

@danprump72 Жыл бұрын

Admiration for him in Howards eyes makes me very happy

@JakeWitmer Жыл бұрын

2:40 Howard's expression of being slowly tortured at this timestamp is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

@Cherokeechuck9 Жыл бұрын

He's just sad about the eggs

@pioung 9 ай бұрын

I could have listen to that same joke unfolding for at least 30 minutes more without being disappointed. Storytelling is an art that Norm had perfected.

@robertwalker387 Ай бұрын

I was in tears crying at the end. Norm was a legend. We lost him too soon.

@ichris2011 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite things about this joke is that this post Vietnam era town still uses horse and carriages to get around lol

@apurugganan Жыл бұрын

Well, the land *was* uneven

@YourHeartIsTheKey 4 ай бұрын

Just makes it funnier lol

@jarbackk447 23 күн бұрын

and that somehow there is a jungle with a village in the middle of the city Danang

@GravityFalloutPines Ай бұрын

The best part is seeing Howard's sheer delight as Norm is telling the story

@bobbywhite1645 7 ай бұрын

I've heard it a dozen times. Still makes me laugh everytime. Might be the best joke ever

@oneanddone7992 4 ай бұрын

The moth joke.

@wpdoyle Жыл бұрын

I would have paid lot of money to hear Norm tell a 3 hour version of this. And I’m sure he could have done it, too.

@antileft6776 Жыл бұрын

F*cking pure genius. God Bless Norm. Proof of divinity.

@kevin_nagle Жыл бұрын

Miss Norm, certainly one of a kind.

@patsayjack402 Жыл бұрын

That's Mr. Norm to you

@kevin_nagle Жыл бұрын

@@patsayjack402 har har har

@Lavender_menace_ Жыл бұрын

Terry could have caught up with his battalion But the land was uneven

@mikey1836 4 ай бұрын

Norm’s so honourable for clearly saying it’s not his joke.

@blackstacie_ibe 8 ай бұрын

I love how they respectfully and lovingly hang on every word of such a nonsensical but genius bit.

@MikeMurdok Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for uploading this clip! I’ve only heard the audio a million times. 😂

@Luca-ez3sw Жыл бұрын

"Thank you for that story Norm" !! Says Howard at the end.. 😂😂😂 i love Norm ☀️

@GlenMcGlone Жыл бұрын

“Awoke in the middle of Danang”. Mad bastard.

@GlenMcGlone Жыл бұрын

“The mud and the blood and the guts”

@resn_x Жыл бұрын

I've listened to this joke over and over but this is the first time I got to WATCH Norm tell the joke! Thank you, Howard. My life is now complete.

@Y3MINEM Жыл бұрын

Not “the road was bumpy” but “the earth was uneven” Fckn Norm all the way

@kobbetop Жыл бұрын

Man, I miss Norm. He told that same joke on the podcast with Stephen Merchant as guest and it was even better than this. The punch line was more honed ”When uncle Terry’s been drinking, you don’t f*ck with him!”.

@Uuu44 Жыл бұрын

Truth he hit every beat on the podcast

@GenghisClaus Жыл бұрын

thanks for ruining it for me

@kobbetop Жыл бұрын

@@GenghisClaus you’re welcome Turd Ferguson.

@davidmelville5675 Жыл бұрын

That's where I saw it first and he nailed it there. This is good but that version is sublime.

@andyt9181 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. The teacher's reaction is funnier on this one though.

@mangasky7 Жыл бұрын

One of the truly magical Norm moments on the Stern show. We miss you so badly, you old chunk of coal. Funniest dude ever. Say "Hi" to Bowie for me.

@patrickclark1000 Жыл бұрын

Good God. The change in demeanor once Dirty Johnny takes over the story.

@Dwightaroundyolips Жыл бұрын

He was so good

@johnfazzari6208 Жыл бұрын

Norm had them mesmerized. He's quite an orator.

@MrMotoflou Жыл бұрын

He's also an incredible public speaker

@andrewmurphy5532 Жыл бұрын

Part of the genius of this joke is there are so many small details in the story, theirs nothing that gives away what the punchline will be

@jman7826 Жыл бұрын

Thank god for the hatchery!

@massapower 7 ай бұрын

This is story telling 😎👍🏻

@swopnilgyawali2844 Жыл бұрын

BY GOD this was amazing

@antileft6776 Жыл бұрын

The Great Norm MacDonald. Pure genius.

@prakharjain9801 Жыл бұрын

"And in this joke he's not dirty" 🤣

@luciendevolontat2488 Ай бұрын

I’m in love with this joke.

@2weeksupnorth539 Ай бұрын

My life goal is to tell this joke in front of others and have someone appreciate it…

@MisterKidd555 Жыл бұрын

On behalf of every single one of your fans, we still miss you Norm and we will be watching your many genius comedy clips and standup specials until the end of time, sir.

@XanderShiller Жыл бұрын

Best sit-down comic of all time.

@Maithius222 Жыл бұрын

Norm Mcdonald is the only comedian I know where the story IS the punchline rather then the punchline itself

@jacksonpowell6687 6 ай бұрын

“They frolicked”

@willyoung859 Жыл бұрын

“The earth was uneven” is the best way to say the road was bumpy lol

@JFromAcc Жыл бұрын

Love norm. Especially on Howard. Only he could make this funny in the way that he did.

@antileft6776 Жыл бұрын

Pure and absolute genius. One in a billion gifts.

@adachi8902 Жыл бұрын

Uncle Terry is an American Hero.

@aaronlohr8477 Жыл бұрын

Thank God for the hatchery.

@mattyjay8896 Жыл бұрын

The greatest joke teller of all time! RIP Norm.

@sonofaseawarrior Жыл бұрын

That aw shucks, ambling, laconic way Norm tells his tale (weaves his masterpiece) is black belt comedian. WØW! Special guy. 👌 R.I.P. ❣

@Chreeeis 7 ай бұрын

If you liked this joke, you HAVE to see him telling it on his own show. It's one of the greatest things you'll ever see

@ADF366 2 ай бұрын

Which episode?

@CharlesRBiggs 3 ай бұрын

"The land was uneven." "The Hatchery". Hilarious!!

@sideswiped6874 Жыл бұрын

LOL that was F'n great!

@monolithsound Жыл бұрын

Norm was a national TREASURE!!!! Thanks, Stern Show.

@E1N101 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding us of this beauty

@alext2566 Жыл бұрын

It takes a LOT to make Stern squirm in his seat. RIP Norm

@thegiftedone Жыл бұрын

The GOAT!

@saladtoss1 Жыл бұрын

….. and that’s a joke to lighten things up!! Lol 💀💀💀… a legend

@privatepenguin3137 Жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Norm - exactly one year ago today...hard to believe 😥

@Uuu44 Жыл бұрын

Was just thinking that when august came around. I can’t believe I made it this long without him. But he’s still here with us thru his favorite medium: KZfaq