Best line ever.And the detailed pronunciation is the spark.
@rexseven69072 жыл бұрын
And I love the throw away line. "You might as well just be a Longshoreman..."
@JJJRRRJJJ2 жыл бұрын
@@rexseven6907 Hahahaha I didn’t laugh at that because I’ve never heard of a longshoreman. I looked it up now and that’s hysterical.
@stoictraveler15 ай бұрын
Greatest line ever
@longbeachdave12 жыл бұрын
"salty language" kills me every damn time. Oh man, I will miss this guy forever.
@ianbauer47032 жыл бұрын
I'm in depression at the loss of Norm's genius.
@JS-ln4ns2 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Jordan Oooh that's an obscure Norm reference, but I get it.
@johnward5404 Жыл бұрын
How he came up with the whole riff about Dog the bounty hunter off the top of his head is astounding. Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
@hgb0005 Жыл бұрын
well it probably wasn't really off the top of his head. norm had prepared stuff for his appearances on the Dennis Miller Show......look up his puppet who was holocaust denier.
@ripevanwinkle49411 ай бұрын
All his radio appearances are non stop comedy.. He was a funny wild man indeed
@mawtymawty90103 жыл бұрын
The subtle genius of saying: "that was funny, that bounty hunting thing," 10 seconds after finishing the bit is why Norm can't be topped
@breadworksboston70522 жыл бұрын
100%....f'n brilliant
@dbsti30062 жыл бұрын
"You have a public image of hunting down criminals in their hotel rooms...diving at them in the middle of the night and beating you up, we can't have you saying racist things." I spit out my coffee on that one.
@martinez-shaffer Жыл бұрын
Right??? 🤣🤣
@marklarsontube5567 жыл бұрын
I love Dennis MIller but only because of how much he loves Norm
@jedinxf72 жыл бұрын
it's his best comedic quality lol
@mr.brenman2132 Жыл бұрын
@@jedinxf7Dennis Miller rules. Great comic. Great on weekend update. Norm found him funny.
@jnnxАй бұрын
Without Dennis Miller, we never would have had people like Norm, David Spade and an entire other handful of comedians. I remember Dennis Miller, BEFORE he ruined his reputation. . .
@subarusumeragikun6 жыл бұрын
I love how much Dennis appreciates Norm.
@weeknders2 жыл бұрын
Everybody does. He was priceless.
@tardwrangler2 жыл бұрын
I C Bajs
@gulfmarine88572 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes miller anymore.
@weeknders2 жыл бұрын
@@gulfmarine8857 said nobody ever.
@gulfmarine88572 жыл бұрын
@@weeknders He toured with Bill O'Reilly 😂. They flopped so hard. Can't sell tickets.
@modsquad207 ай бұрын
Love Norm reminiscing about something they were talking about three seconds earlier.
@edwardclark35752 жыл бұрын
Dennis Miller is one of the guys who truly appreciates Norm's sense of humor and style of comedy. Norm is gonna be so missed. Dennis is right, he's a genius. A comedic genius. 👍👍🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@KCJbomberFTW2 жыл бұрын
Not like like one of those rain man geniuses
@seannacorea14412 жыл бұрын
Is he good at math?
@blahplayhard40928 жыл бұрын
"To me, that sounds racist". God damn, what a way to open.
@arpansamuel67455 жыл бұрын
I didnt get it man
@CousinBowling5 жыл бұрын
@@arpansamuel6745 really?
@arpansamuel67455 жыл бұрын
@@CousinBowling yes
@nonayabeeswax25035 жыл бұрын
Arpan Samuel norm is playing a fool who thinks its up to debate if it was racist or not - when the whole world agreed it was super racist. its just the whole way he pretends to be loveably clueless.
@romanmarshall6023 жыл бұрын
Bounty can also mean someone who is black but white on the inside
@dbsti30062 жыл бұрын
"Are his bounty hunting days over?" Lol. The way he says it so sarcastically cracks me up.
@marknoble54952 жыл бұрын
Just the way he says BounTEE so properly is genius.
@johnward5404 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can hear Norm chuckling a little. How he plays this so straight is beyond my understanding.
@Ham_on_Rye5 ай бұрын
If I need a laugh this is my go-to vid. Out of everything on KZfaq.
@mstheroff5 жыл бұрын
"That was funny, that bounty hunting thing."
@JiminyCricket711 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The best thing about Norm is that you can see what he's doing, construct-wise. His "off the cuff rants" are very carefully worded and instilled with a very specific tone and intent.
@stevenhunter33452 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, Norm. Thanks for all the laughs. You were the best!
@hockey66jz12 жыл бұрын
Do you hear how Miller says “Norm, you’re a genius” This is what separates Norm from anyone else who things they’re funny. He’s a fucking clever genius. This is why I love him.
@jtonna16242 жыл бұрын
"Clever genius"
@faffaflunkie8 жыл бұрын
Thank you Norm for explaining how one bad egg disgraced the profession of _Bounty Hunting._
@abbynormal87022 жыл бұрын
Such a wholesome profession needlessly tarnished.
@thefoilguy2 жыл бұрын
@8Truth Seeking It's a combination of parody through absurdity and self aware hypocrisy. His main complaint about Dog is his foul language, which is something nobody in the room has any problem with. And at the same time making an observation about the majority of people who dodge court hearings (which are who bounty hunters are usually sent after) are minorities. Therefore the joke about Dog being racist is actually an observation about how often Dog is sent after specific racial groups and forces you to acknowledge the trend in the community. And adding to the absurdity by also commenting on how often comedians tend to swear.
@Gush272 жыл бұрын
@@thefoilguy I think it’s mostly about the ridiculousness of calling yourself a “bounty hunter” in todays age
@kylenmitchum22052 жыл бұрын
One bad egg would have buckled us at the knees 🤣 this Dog the bounty hunter was a real knucklehead if you ask me
@Wolfdragon925844 жыл бұрын
Norm is the only guy who can make someone bust up just by going, "But uhhh.." He's just got something to him that's so special. And deeply closeted.
@davidwilliams62492 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute…what are you revealing here today?
@brahtrumpwonbigly73092 жыл бұрын
@@davidwilliams6249 He ain't ghey!
@benjaminhalstrom3330 Жыл бұрын
@@davidwilliams6249 Nothing. He said he was deeply closeted.
@AntonioSaucedo2212 жыл бұрын
dennis miller honestly loves norm.
@MrElohim19786 жыл бұрын
Even the way he doesn't finish sentences is funny. Genius!
@erictseitz2 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought the bit was over ... "It was funny, that bounty hunting thing."
@thewalkingdunning-krugeref96643 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. This still makes me howl.
@danfernandes6572 жыл бұрын
Going to miss Norm so much. Every time I need a good laugh I come back to this video and it puts me in hysterics.
@thewalkingdunning-krugeref96642 жыл бұрын
@@danfernandes657 Same, man. "Are his bounty hunting days over?"
@sirotahaggen2 жыл бұрын
"Yea that was funny, that bounty hunting thing"
@danfernandes6572 жыл бұрын
@@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 I think so. I think he's in a lot of trouble
@pnmwngy12 жыл бұрын
@@danfernandes657 to me.., I think that sounds racist
@kareemawheat57812 жыл бұрын
The way D.M. Loved Norm, makes me miss him all the more!
@hockey66jz12 жыл бұрын
Just hearing the words 'Dennis Miller and Norm Macdonald', and im on the floor crying and gasping. I could listen to these two guys all day, talking about nothing whats so ever, and i'd lose 10 pounds crying of laughter.
@aliennotion28762 жыл бұрын
During the height of the pandemic I was a bounty hunter, but they only let you buy one pack and it was some no-name brand at $5 a roll.
@tonymurray8142 жыл бұрын
At last a successor to Norm.............NOT!!!!!
@brandonellis81112 жыл бұрын
Great effing joke. I'm definitely going to steal it when time is right 😏
@charlenejohnson3092 жыл бұрын
@@brandonellis8111 Me too!
@rudolphguarnacci1972 жыл бұрын
@@charlenejohnson309 Me three. Wha?
@charlenejohnson3092 жыл бұрын
@@rudolphguarnacci197 I'm also gonna steal the comment.
@tobysgamingworld15502 жыл бұрын
Someone else said it best, he’s a drunken master. The guy that makes you think he’s falling down stumbling meanwhile he’s destroying with ninja precision. Just hysterical on every level. “We’ve all known bounty hunters….”
@FunkSoulBubby2 жыл бұрын
This bit and the Crocodile Hunter bit are perfect complements.
@menaceman90115 жыл бұрын
The worst part about Dog the Bounty Hunter is the hypocrisy.
@HOWYOUDOIN8842 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@Jacubamustoff2 жыл бұрын
Is that a bounty cock?
@solder9552 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the rape.
@marklynch13052 жыл бұрын
@@solder955 what rape?
@robertjohnston86902 жыл бұрын
@@marklynch1305 Woosh
@MUFFINHEAD19857 жыл бұрын
The guy comedians go to when they want to laugh.
@cfwintner12 жыл бұрын
I think other professionals appreciated him more than the general public.
@vaughnhunkele188 Жыл бұрын
Norms ability to state the obvious is incredible
@Mrius867 жыл бұрын
Norm, you're a genius!
@joedirte5308 жыл бұрын
weve all known bounty hunters lmao
@dfrancer9 жыл бұрын
Are his bounty hunting days over? 😂😂😂😂😂
@smittywarbenyagermangensen48606 жыл бұрын
norm’s more naturally hilarious than anyone i’ve ever heard. all his good shit is on talk shows and interviews cause he’s so damned clever and simply spoken.
@TeamMunchieCraft5 жыл бұрын
yeah thats the big thing for me. hes not the greatest standup in the world, but he's the funniest person ive ever seen.
@maxleduc18174 жыл бұрын
TeamMunchieCraft Says the Bo Burnham fan club.
@lechanneldemysterieuxmante18073 жыл бұрын
Yes, some of his best stuff was there, agreed
@Gush272 жыл бұрын
@@maxleduc1817 what
@mojavegreen18042 жыл бұрын
Like his appearance on The View
@matthewvengers12912 жыл бұрын
Every clip of Norm... Everyone... Absolutely everyone is laughing. It's kinda amazing how making folks laugh comes from his core. Rest in Paradise Mr. MacDonald. Godspeed.
@dimwitted-fool Жыл бұрын
It was like he couldn’t even help it
@WHADDDD4 жыл бұрын
Truly a comedic genius
@markprater14 жыл бұрын
Saw Norm when he was a youngster in the 80's and have been a big fan ever since: "I was watching that Cliff Diving, ya know? That's hard. You're either Grand Champion, or Stuff on a Rock." I was hooked!
@SDW908082 жыл бұрын
I never heard that bit, but you immediately know it’s classic Norm. Thanks for sharing.
@JaneSmith07092 жыл бұрын
I remember that bit, that's one that put him on the map for me. Also the story about the guy who murders his family because the devil told him to do it, then the devil takes off his mask and it turns out to be a prank by his friend Bob and not the devil at all. Norm was genius.
@heroblok62 жыл бұрын
The wheezzzzin and belly laughing coming from that studio 🎙 🤣 😂 😆 😄 👌🏼
@beksinski6 жыл бұрын
Best delivery in history.
@DEEPSTATE0002 жыл бұрын
He's out there rough and tough dealing with hardened criminals, but he wouldn't want to ruin his image by using potty language.
@shatner992 жыл бұрын
Wish Norm were here to comment on dog the bounty hunter being relevant again in 2021. His bounty hunting days are not over apparently.
@Martythemortician16 жыл бұрын
Norm is a real national treasure...
@daveberswick53724 жыл бұрын
Norm Is a good old Canadian guy.
@Martythemortician14 жыл бұрын
@@daveberswick5372 Amen, Brother Dave. He takes one down that long, twisted road then, kicks you out of the van!! :)
@codycox24652 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite Norm bit. I will cry laughing to this every time thank you Norm
@j-r-m77757 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing worse than bounty hunting"
@MerkySalmon4 жыл бұрын
“You may as well just be a longshoremen” lmao 🤣
@gordonquigg93892 жыл бұрын
Dennis made this classic Norm even way funnier...
@Mrius868 жыл бұрын
11 people have never known bounty hunters
@mayormc8 жыл бұрын
I've never heard Miller bust up this badly.
@CHR1SV1DS7 жыл бұрын
Watch norm on denis' old HBO show
@haqashaq6 жыл бұрын
There is a longer video compilation of norm on Dennis’ show. It’s great
@dudedurham4 жыл бұрын
I thought Norm was going to stop Miller’s heart when they talked about his holocaust-denying ventriloquist dummy.
@MJ-xx5pu2 жыл бұрын
I MISS NORM SO MUCH
@chad69002 жыл бұрын
This whole thing with Dog, is a real thorny situation.
@Albertanator3 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace Norm.....
@James-cc6mn8 ай бұрын
Beautiful, perfect..
@latenightguitaradventures30222 жыл бұрын
"Are his bounty hunter days over?"
@DekkarJr5 жыл бұрын
We've all known bounty hunters..
@georgesotiriou70513 жыл бұрын
Only a savant like Norm could come up with that.
@andrewmoe70782 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Norm making Death crack up on his way to heaven? ❤️
@bonnie34473 жыл бұрын
I love how funny Dennis Miller finds him 😂
@JaneSmith07092 жыл бұрын
Dennis Miller was dying! Hahahahaha. His laugh made me laugh.
@muskratrepairservices77012 жыл бұрын
Just crying with laughter here. Must be why it’s raining so much. Now he’s got them angels in a fit. Rest in peace, you dirty dog
@vinnyvincent28622 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time when life had no value ! Sometimes death had it's price ! Hence the birth of the bounty hunter ! .
@KurtI25252 жыл бұрын
Pete Barbutti is an real deep reference; dude almost totally forgotten.
@Bb186fo2 жыл бұрын
Norm is already super funny, but even more paired with Dennis' laugh lol He has one of those laughs that makes everything even funnier, you can tell too he isn't doin that cringe fake laughing like Jimmy Fallon/Jimmy Kimmel, Norm has him actually belly laughing lol
@BarfyMan_3622 жыл бұрын
I bet he’d get a kick out of the absurdity of Dog’s return to bounty hunting in the Brian Laundrie case
@admtech692 жыл бұрын
The more I hear about this dog the bounty Hunter guy, the less I care for him.
@rryanreid2 жыл бұрын
He a real jerk
@dbsti30062 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he owns a doghouse.
@natalianakoriakova80842 жыл бұрын
@@TheBasher-_- dog is an idiot on publicity stunt trip. He'll find shit unless by pure accident.
@garymckee4482 жыл бұрын
Dog the Bounty Hunter is a douchebag.
@brahtrumpwonbigly73092 жыл бұрын
@@TheBasher-_- The FBI is following Dog's leads on this one. They literally are going in after him and investigating lol
@porflepopnecker43767 жыл бұрын
That Norm McDonald--it's almost as though he's being INTENTIONALLY funny.
@joshuamorrison8332 Жыл бұрын
I think Norm loved Dennis every bit as much as Dennis loved Norm. Miller was one of the few people that actually got all of his jokes. Like "that sounds racist" is hilarious due to Duane Chapman thinking he was a bro. Pretending not to know that he is white is too funny!
@roachdoggjr1940 Жыл бұрын
Norm being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.
@robbiewhite235111 ай бұрын
Dennis Miller is a comedic genius, and he’s crying that he’s laughing so hard… that should tell you all you need to know about Norm’s level of comedy
@JJF101019576 жыл бұрын
Dennis Miller is the worlds best audience.
@tiahansel53372 жыл бұрын
I love it when someone cracks up DM.
@guatemala9589 ай бұрын
Greatest comedian of all time
@batswbennett Жыл бұрын
"I'll be like your Pete Barbutti". That's a reference only old-time comics and fans of the obscure would get.
@ramonoski8 ай бұрын
So glad I found this comment, I couldn't make out what Norm said there. Cheers
@tonyclifton2652 жыл бұрын
"we've all known bounty hunters" LOL "some salty language is not gonna be a ..."
@bottomlinebassin20012 жыл бұрын
He was hunting Kevin
@aidenmohrmann18502 жыл бұрын
Norm can get someone wheezing with 5 words
@verblvik7 жыл бұрын
Are his bounty hunting days over?
@josueorgoaway2 жыл бұрын
Two people who have been trending lately … freaky
@robertkennett832 жыл бұрын
Dog learned bounty hunting from you guessed it, Frank Stallone!
@garbagearchive6 жыл бұрын
Hard belly laughing, good god Norm is funny!!
@Jay-nf1yi2 жыл бұрын
Turns out dog was gonna be okay.
@libertygiveme19872 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, no one APPRECIATES Norm more than I do, but what was Dennis CACKLING ABOUT SO MUCH?! I guess I missed it!!!
@deadstick86242 жыл бұрын
With the way they're constantly giggling and laughing, it sounds like they're smoking Pot.
@Colt87222 жыл бұрын
He must have had Dennis really warmed up before this part.
@SalveRegina82 жыл бұрын
It had to do with some racially inappropriate comments Dog had made back then that got him in trouble, and his show was cancelled. Norm is calling out the cancel culture bc whatever Dog said, was the least to take issue with, and he’s basically saying, “duh” when the career choices is already, “bounty hunter.” Something along those lines.
@hotbam372 жыл бұрын
@@SalveRegina8 Thank you for clarifying. I was trying to figure out why everyone thinks this is the funniest thing ever. I'm not familar with Norm's content so I guess it just didn't make sense to me. I see the humor in it but I think it's just moderately funny.
@thebunnyfoofoo2 жыл бұрын
Bounty (like the candy bar) is a racial slur just like coconut or Oreo. Slang for black on the outside and white on the inside.
@tomashize8 жыл бұрын
It's his cadence and delivery that kill me!
@luukeluketer10248 жыл бұрын
I like the word 'cadence'.........
@hammurds Жыл бұрын
@@luukeluketer1024 I’m not much for talking styles, but that is one cool name for a girl..Cadence!
@alecjones46763 жыл бұрын
I'm a bounty hunter and even I find this hilarious
@eze_awesome84512 жыл бұрын
Dude shut up fuck face no one cares
@gm-te8nn2 жыл бұрын
I've heard of Salty Bounty Hunters, eze_ Awesome is a salty fugitive in custody. Oh wait, now I see why he is Salty.
@coolboy52452 жыл бұрын
Do you use salty language?
@Hollywood42081 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever used the hard R?
@Lmemn8 ай бұрын
Bounty hunter? To me that sounds racist tbh
@greenmantis21582 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Duane Chapman listening to this for the first time.
@bottomlinebassin20012 жыл бұрын
"I had people calling me and they were shocked that the crocodile hunter got killed"
@bobt89852 жыл бұрын
I am jealous of people that can laugh like that. Sounds like rusty knives rubbing together
@gergemall2 жыл бұрын
Love ya so dry. Left too soon .
@ozmond2 жыл бұрын
This is relevant for multiple reasons right now
@dimwitted-fool Жыл бұрын
We’ve all known bounty hunters…
@DANTHETUBEMAN2 жыл бұрын
"Bounty hunter" on a island. 🏝️
@brendanwalsh8262 жыл бұрын
Norm is even funnier than the jokes he tells…
@KurtI25252 жыл бұрын
Norm just saying a normal sentence still sounds funny.
@FairsleyDifference11 жыл бұрын
People are way overanalyzing the initial "To me that sounds racist!" comment. He's talking about the original voicemail, saying it in the same way you'd say "Well, I don't want to go out on a limb here, but I think the Holocaust was very anti-Semitic." It's just Norm being silly and understated.
@jorgy14702 жыл бұрын
He’s not like you and me
@porkfrog27859 жыл бұрын
What Norm and others do that people don't get is they spotlight absurdity, and they don't get it because they are expecting jokes or easy 'fat lady ordering 10 cheeseburgers and a diet coke' observations.. Norm is more like a human signpost pointing out absurdities more easily missed than The Fat Lady, like a Bounty Hunter being taken to task for bad language. Then he dresses it up with his odd delivery and fun words and phrases like 'salty language'. I don't think it's that the people that don't get or like Norm are stupid, they just don't find what he finds funny. This is a guy who Miller and other comedians call 'genius', and not facetiously. ...there's even a clip of Louis CK playing Norm's Crocodile Hunter bit on a radio show he's a guest at, like a kid sharing something neat and giggling just like a kid too. i mean the guy 'brought' a clip of Norm to another guy's show just to share it because he thought it was 'great'...point being, if Norm is so good, why isn't he the biggest comedian out there? It's just that a great many people don't find what he finds as funny as he does, and he keeps pandering to a minimum...oh yeah...and also, not enough dick jokes :-P
@stephenworldwide9 жыл бұрын
PorkFrog I think Adam Corolla said it best. In some clip he said Norm is one of the funniest guys on the planet, but he can't get out of his bed, into a car and drive himself to his next gig. He can't function like a normal person. So, we are left with an eccentric yet hilarious comedian who makes spotty appearances and does a podcast. Not much more.
@blahplayhard40928 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think he said the only reason he did his hour special was because they promised him the sports show if he did it.
@rbeck3200tb408 жыл бұрын
+PorkFrog Hes not stupid enough the be politically correct
@muggedinmadrid8 жыл бұрын
extremely well put. you nailed Norm's brilliance.
@blahplayhard40928 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's the absurdity of a guy doing a job that literally nobody else aspires to do possibly losing work because he's uncouth. It's ridiculous. The guy is a fucking bounty hunter. We've all known them.
@tomakoman6 жыл бұрын
Fav Norm bit ever!
@r.messing45272 ай бұрын
You'd think Norm didn't return a library book, then had a "confrontation".
@Hrothgar988 жыл бұрын
H L Mencken was the Norm MacDonald of the 1920s.
@OfficialJoeKingOne2 жыл бұрын
You might think of Bounty Hunters as someone that bites the heads of bats….
@theothertroll2 жыл бұрын
LOL - Dog has been called in to find Brian Laundrie - what media circus that shit is 🤣
@ozmond2 жыл бұрын
Wild times
@AR-ed3xw2 жыл бұрын
Nobody called that clout chaser, he's just trying to get back in the spotlight.
@johngullo94202 жыл бұрын
Stories today say he’s shopping a new reality show. Geez what a “coincidence”. He’ll find Brian but he needs a film crew and PR people. F*ng douche bag.
@brucegelman55822 жыл бұрын
That mans a disgrace to real bountyhunters
@jeremysimpson38652 жыл бұрын
Well at least he's inconspicuous. Looking like the leather daddy from the village people with a huge blonde mullet.
@lechanneldemysterieuxmante18073 жыл бұрын
Was so sad to hear this. Always so mischievous and hilarious. The Clintons and OJ were always nervous whenever Norm was doing a bit. SNL, WU or Turd, His own show, Conan and other talks shows (I only mention Conan cuz Dirty Dog and Moth are favorites) his standup, the View, all were pure gold and brought so many laughs. Well, at least we still have Amy Schumer, probably the funniest comic working today. RIP you smirking mischievous rascal
@bossfan492 жыл бұрын
I don't think she is working today.
@tradewins2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...did you actually use "Amy Schumer" and "funniest comic" in the same sentence? Stay where you are...until the men in the white coats come and get you.
@somebuddyX2 жыл бұрын
Did Dennis have Emperor Palpatine as his sidekick on air, what the fuck is with that laugh?