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Top 5 Norm Macdonald's Longest jokes | Norm Macdonald Clips |
Norm Macdonal here tells his Uncle Hector, the rail hobo, joke on Conan's show. the second clip is Norm's Andy Richter joke, 3 Clip is the Norm's Macdonald riddle joke, then followed by the Albert Fish story and in the end the famous 12 minutes Joke.
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@jairkerker2821 3 жыл бұрын

I swear, I can tell _any_ Norm joke and leave a room full of people in dead silence.

@manuvikramsingh6685 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't boast about that. I would take that to the grave .

@peterlafrankie7224 Жыл бұрын

I do the dirty johnny one too random new people at work and the only joy is my friend I work with gets a kick out of it everytime but always blank stares

@joelabacherli1310 Жыл бұрын

Christ, I tried one his short ones at work a while ago and got absolutely nothing. Practiced it and everything. Still bombed. Id never attempt one of his marathon jokes.

@warriorinagarden7573 Жыл бұрын

@@joelabacherli1310 that's exactly the response you should be looking for. Whenever I tell one of his jokes I tell it more for myself than anybody else. You've got to know that people usually won't end up gut laughing - but that's not the point. Good luck, my friend!

@TheEpicFaliGamer Жыл бұрын

There nothing I love more than going up in front of a quiet audience and through my comedy slowly turning them into an unruly mob

@tristramcoffin926 5 ай бұрын

Norm lived his whole life and never killed a woman in cold blood. Rest in peace.

@brianderx 4 ай бұрын

What do you mean Rest in peace? "He's dead?! I didn't even know he was sick...." ~Norm

@Kurdt1 4 ай бұрын

Or so the Germans would have us believe

@DanielWidrew 3 ай бұрын

but if we find out he did, what a punchline!

@matthewjacobs3872 3 ай бұрын

He was a better man than me that’s for damn sure

@trippytradingcards7852 2 ай бұрын

We know one thing for sure if he did ever murder a women; he would not leave her in a shallow grave.

@arturocaissut1071 Ай бұрын

My favourite detail is the miners calling Uncle Hector "Uncle Hector".

@robmitchell3864 3 сағат бұрын

😃😄😂

@milosterwheeler2520 5 ай бұрын

"Even in today's enlightened society, it remains a stigma to be a psycho-sexual sadist."

@Kurdt1 4 ай бұрын

Don’t I know it

@jamesprior2496 Ай бұрын

It ain't over yet!

@Oleg_K. 18 күн бұрын

I didn't even know you guys were sick.

@MakimaMelee 4 ай бұрын

"I feel like I should be tucked into bed listening to you" Conan is completely right, that's exactly what I'm doing right now and it's great.

@cryterion7770 Ай бұрын

Lol same right now

@NostramoNox Ай бұрын

Same

@hunterkirkham4108 Ай бұрын

@@NostramoNoxd 😊❤ess zffhf as s❤uu

@James_Bee 27 күн бұрын

Yup. Had to leave though for fear that my poopy attempts at stifling my laughter would wake the missus.

@shoujahatsumetsu 13 күн бұрын

@@James_Bee I usually reserve that for my poopy attempts at pooping, but I see it might come handy in other situations too

@tylerphillips503 3 ай бұрын

His longest joke turned out to be "I didn't even know he was sick"

@T25de 3 ай бұрын

Well played norm

@cmcapps1963 15 күн бұрын

Heartbreaking, dark, and brilliant. Mr. Macdonald in a nutshell.

@1SqueakyWheel 4 күн бұрын

He'd have loved it.

@MB-jq1uh 2 ай бұрын

The opening joke 'no, no, he's my uncle from cousin's side' went by so quickly that only a select few in the audience got it, and that really gets the dynamic going, he's such a natural talker, great stuff

@roskypolkerkan8355 5 ай бұрын

You have to understand that Norm didn't GAF to the point of if he killed at a club most nights, after getting off stage he'd go back to the green room and play cards....but if he bombed, sometimes on purpose, he'd actually go to the front door and shake every person's hand as they left. For real.

@jacobtuttle6063 5 ай бұрын

If he didn’t care he wouldn’t go and shake peoples hands after he bombs

@jamesb6857 4 ай бұрын

@@jacobtuttle6063bots bots bots more bots

@jessemitchell5764 Ай бұрын

Legend

@Preston241 Ай бұрын

Even without a source I believe it. Such a Norm thing to do. Hilarious.

@rickshawwheelchair Ай бұрын

I wish I met him!

@chamuuemura5314 3 ай бұрын

You hear only 1 Norm joke and you think he’s one of the worst comics ever. You hear 5 Norm jokes and like a good fungus he grows on you and you think he’s one of the best comics ever.

@nicksinger1698 2 ай бұрын

I saw one Norm clip before I got into him years ago and I thought it was the stupidest anti-humor ever. Then I later understood

@jamesprior2496 Ай бұрын

Exactly what I was going to post!

@professor_of_logic Ай бұрын

I know what are you talking about...btw, he was not "one of the best comics ever"! He was one of a kind!

@LibertarianLibrarian1776 27 күн бұрын

My first Norm joke was the Courtney Thorn interview, when he said “Bored spelled B O R E D” I geeked

@lesleyjohnson8488 26 күн бұрын

@@LibertarianLibrarian1776Thank you, A level of genius ne’er surpassed

@cruz1ale 5 ай бұрын

"I won't say the name of the mining company, it was MacIntyre Mine"

@overclucker 2 ай бұрын

That's how genius he was.

@borealranger9763 2 ай бұрын

That’s a real and well-storied mine up in Timmins, Ontario.

@sweatywraith8242 15 күн бұрын

LMAO reminds me of Kanye's "I'm not gonna say what kind of doctor..."

@evanblythe2283 10 сағат бұрын

@@sweatywraith8242I thought the same thing. Would be crazy if Kayne was here.

@maushardt13 4 ай бұрын

"You weren't gay,,,, you were raped" God I miss Norm sooooo much, Comic gold!!!!!

@gpwcowboy Ай бұрын

That was him making up for saying Andy loves gay porn. Like 10 times before.

@garbo7779 2 күн бұрын

Cuz Andy Richter don’t go for that funny stuff neither

@jeremywilliams2898 Жыл бұрын

The Andy Swedish German joke is one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life not necessarily because the joke itself is so funny but the execution is unbelievable.

@TylerDurden-ch9ml Жыл бұрын

And, the punchline is rape and you can't not laugh.

@bryanarnold1149 6 ай бұрын

But that is Norm in a nutshell!

@FrancescoRossiphoto 5 ай бұрын

He wasn’t gay

@joe-zj8js 4 ай бұрын

@@FrancescoRossiphoto exactly. He wasn't gay just deeply closeted.

@lethalwolf7455 4 ай бұрын

@@joe-zj8js I’m not so sure, but my friend at the University of Science is trying to figure it out

@lethalwolf7455 Жыл бұрын

That serial killer joke is the ultimate proof that Norm could make absolutely anything funny!

@callmeshaggy5166 5 ай бұрын

It was more of a factoid

@robertfaulkner1824 4 ай бұрын

@@callmeshaggy5166yeah there was no joke there… also Albert Fish was real. The other comedian was like “now I know there was no Albert fish I would have heard about it”. I doubt he killed 700 but still very real

@twotoekenn 4 ай бұрын

It's infotainment!

@michaels4683 Жыл бұрын

I love how a top five norm Macdonald jokes compilation, is longer then 30 minutes.

@SaulmanPhishbass 6 ай бұрын

and the Moth Joke wasn't even part of the top 5 !! 😭

@harrymultani6877 5 ай бұрын

@@SaulmanPhishbass reminds me of another terrible tragedy.

@drew1467 Ай бұрын

It’s a “Top 5 Norm MacDonald’s LONGEST jokes” compilation

@SaltBhj 3 жыл бұрын

I remember the moment I first heard the Albert Fish story, I was in the bathroom at my university and I was so invested in that story that by the time Norm went “this guy was a real JERK!” I bursted laughing that when I got out of the bathroom stall people were looking at me odd. Anyway, it was a nice meal.

@laughassembly853 3 жыл бұрын

Haha the timing is perfect haha thanks dude for tuning in I remember you from the previous video 🙏

@davidpinette9656 3 жыл бұрын

Looked at you odd? Just like adam egrett when he doesn't complete his duty under the Queensborough bridge

@TylerDurden-ch9ml Жыл бұрын

That's the part that made you laugh? I die when he says "Now you're thinking like Albert Fish. Nobody cares about prostitutes".

@SaltBhj Жыл бұрын

@@TylerDurden-ch9ml that’s offensive

@brianderx 4 ай бұрын

@@SaltBhjyeah. It's offensive to say you "die" every time when you are still in fact alive. Very deceased-phobic humor there ... shame! 🙃

@Bonn1770 4 ай бұрын

"You're thinking like Albert Fish now!" I'm dying

@LolaLaRue-sq6jm 5 ай бұрын

Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds on Celebrity Jeopardy is still the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I have to keep stopping the video so I don't pass out from lack of oxygen.

@danburns4003 3 ай бұрын

Norm mascdonalds as turd ferguson you mean 😂😂

@Storm88000 Ай бұрын

“Who is Andre the Giant.”

@KravistDillonT 6 ай бұрын

Norm MacDonald saying “come on man, that’s not funny” makes me instantly laugh quite a bit more than I already was.

@authaire 5 ай бұрын

"I always tell that guy, you shouldn't curse so much" lmao excellent save Norm

@tolep 4 ай бұрын

That Albert Fish guy... at least he wasn't a hypocrite.

@josephbroadwell2930 4 ай бұрын

That’s the worst part

@danielgadomski5129 Ай бұрын

Ya know, the more I hear about this Albert Fish guy, the less I care for him!

@CaseyWinehouse 2 ай бұрын

“Do that thing that makes me feel like God.” I’ve heard it a dozen times and it still catches me off guard every time.

@aaronbaron3155 Ай бұрын

Nobody got Conan to stand up and kick stuff like ol' Norm...😂😂😂😂

@thecreamyone3606 5 ай бұрын

My fav Long Norm joke isnt on here....The New Neighbor whos a professor of Logic Joke 😂 Best Ever!!!

@robertedson2374 4 ай бұрын

How about the midget joke!?? LOL!!

@michaelbarton9632 2 ай бұрын

Would that be the Professor of Logic from The University of Science? 😂

@thecreamyone3606 2 ай бұрын

@@michaelbarton9632 The one n only...

@trippytradingcards7852 2 ай бұрын

On a side note; do you own a doghouse?

@Alexandrecivpoa 23 күн бұрын

Great joke, but not original. I’ve known this joke for over 35 years

@puertoboboche 5 ай бұрын

I love his buildup to the punchline and his French Canadian accent was very good.

@jtapia1123 2 ай бұрын

“The most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy” 😂

@renbelmont 2 ай бұрын

"my uncle on my cousin's side" is so funny

@gsutton219 3 ай бұрын

I love that Norm and Conan were so close. I also love that I can’t do any of these jokes with my friends because no ever laughs

@user-mt9gb5lz4m 5 ай бұрын

Love norm - half an hour for 5 jokes.

@WackityWhiz2 3 ай бұрын

*half a hour

@user-mt9gb5lz4m 3 ай бұрын

@@WackityWhiz2 no

@twentyfifthdui4717 2 ай бұрын

I always thought Norm made up Fish. Turns out that whole story is real except for the 700 kids. Fish killed at least 3, was a suspect in 10 others, and bragged he'd victimized children in 28 states.

@JacobConkin Ай бұрын

I wonder if that last clip about "hope" was a silent hint saying "dont try hope, it never works out" in reference to his cancer diagnosis. You could see he dropped hints in the later stage of his cancer when he was telling jokes. I relate to him as i also have cancer in the pancreas and liver. We miss you norm ❤

@kimcantswim174 15 күн бұрын

How are you doing now, Jacob? You okay?

@Jona-cn3le 17 сағат бұрын

I wish you the best Jacob

@thomasesr Ай бұрын

Wow! 33 minutes of Norm McDonald jokes, that's like 3 jokes! 😊

@bryankorenberg6256 Жыл бұрын

Sheer tyranny of will

@Danny-wv8ec 2 ай бұрын

RIP Norm, my dad was diagnosed with cancer 6 months ago and damn it's stressful, it pains me to say this coz he's my work partner and my best friend but the battle will end draw.

@johnlillyblad5188 Жыл бұрын

3:15 "It's coal-y" haha!

@splaticusmax4576 4 ай бұрын

Andy Rickter the Swedish German joke is now legend.

@stephenpalmer8054 2 ай бұрын

No stand up has ever stolen a Norm Macdonald joke...it is impossible

@edwardwong654 10 күн бұрын

Love Norm. I wish he could have stayed around long enough for OJ's passing.

@SKR_89 4 ай бұрын

Coming back to videos of norm is just a nice comfortable place. Makes me happy

@grizzlywhisker 6 ай бұрын

Not Kitchner Leslie's pig... Kitchner Leslie's LADY!

@user-mc7dm1uk6e Ай бұрын

Funniest man who ever lived.

@calsavestheworld 5 ай бұрын

Hope is what puts the sting in disappointment.

@carlwinslo 4 ай бұрын

"You werent gay. You were RAPED!" lmao! Man i miss Norm.

@deeboy4378 2 ай бұрын

Why does Norm remind me of a Drunk uncle

@Jason15Cooke Ай бұрын

“You damn fool that’s Kitchener Leslee’s girlfriend!” Worst time to be inhaling smoke.

@richminor3081 4 ай бұрын

What a world treasure Norm was , and will continue to be !!!

@brettpettinger9200 10 ай бұрын

Where's the moth joke, the university of science. Yes the Janice joke was a theme, but it just shows how his delivery and comic brilliance could make it all come together.

@JETZcorp 4 ай бұрын

I'm actually quite glad that the usual suspects were missing. We've all heard the moth joke, Uncle Terry in Vietnam, the dog house, and the Youthful Porpoise a thousand times. These slightly deeper cuts were refreshing.

@nyChannel09 Жыл бұрын

The first joke was just a joke about the mine. The whole setup about how his uncle got to the mine is totally not needed, and thats why its so funny. You could literally start listening at 3:29, which is were average people wouldve started telling the joke.

@Kurdt1 Жыл бұрын

You forgot not to mention the name of the MacIntyre mine

@JeffWiersma 7 ай бұрын

They have a law of their own … the railroad cops

@grizzlywhisker 6 ай бұрын

I feel like that joke could have been so much better if he had briefly brought Kitchner Leslie back into the story to remind the listener that he's the antagonist (beyond just being this mythical sort of railroad cop that's mentioned in the beginning,) and if he had added a quick anecdote where someone tells Uncle Hector that Kitchner Leslie has a fat girlfriend that nobody likes. Then it could have legitimately worked when he drops the punchline as you realize she's so fat/ugly that Uncle Hector mistook her for a pig lol... But honestly the fact that it was so nonsensical and seemingly made up on the spot made it great in its own way.

@TheGenedon 5 ай бұрын

I think it's also a way to get everyone invested to the point where Conan can't break off the story anymore at 'we have sex with animals here'. If the joke starts there he might have changed topics but when the joke has been going for 3 minutes you can't get away with that..

@martincrossing8245 3 ай бұрын

@@grizzlywhiskerthats the beauty of the joke. If you mention that kitchner leslie has a fat girlfriend the audience may deduce the punchline of the joke. The joke wouldnt be effective if you could guess what the punchline is.

@TheDaveBloom 16 күн бұрын

I don’t know, I was like 11, and the first time I saw Norm was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and Regis asked him of that was his final answer, and he goes “What do you think I’m stupid?” And I was hooked on the funniest man ever to walk this planet. RIP.

@bryanarnold1149 6 ай бұрын

What, the Moth joke is not included?

@grizzlywhisker 6 ай бұрын

I feel like the moth joke is sort of in its own league of madness lol.

@joshchacko7729 4 ай бұрын

Thanks man.

@anthonycorsi6409 5 ай бұрын

Greatest talk show guest ever!!

@Kurdt1 4 ай бұрын

You mean Courtney Thorne Smith

@chinaman1 25 күн бұрын

His vancouver island trip recounting was amazing. I go back to it whenever I need a laugh.

@ArkhamsAngel13 26 күн бұрын

The serial killer one has me making snorting from the soul!i couldn't stop myself laughing.Dude is a legend man!

@marthaw7664 4 ай бұрын

Miss you Norm❤😂

@twentyfifthdui4717 2 ай бұрын

I'm partial to the Scrabble story. I never saw Norm do anything outside SNL until I heard him tell that Scrabble story - on Letterman I think - and I was like, Norm is the funniest guy alive.

@sarcasmo57 5 ай бұрын

Nailed every one.

@notachannel7495 2 ай бұрын

This man was a genius in so many ways. He worked on a different level from the rest of us. Highly skilled comedians, who are a breed of their own, couldn't keep up with Norm. The smartest of them sat back and let Norm fill the room with his words.

@poop_storm 3 ай бұрын

I think the cab driver joke could work with pretty much any audience

@sleddy01 4 ай бұрын

Starts with 'Let me ask you quickly....'

@georgesotiriou7051 3 жыл бұрын

If you don't think Norm Macdonald is a genius then you and I will have to agree to disagree.

@laughassembly853 3 жыл бұрын

No I don't agree to disagree. And i'm a jewish doctor

@kainhingle4969 4 ай бұрын

Was he good at math or something"?

@georgesotiriou7051 4 ай бұрын

@@kainhingle4969 Better than Matthew Perry

@josephbroadwell2930 4 ай бұрын

Are you gonna bring up the holocaust every time

@josephbroadwell2930 4 ай бұрын

Are you gonna bring up the holocaust every time

@unclecreepy4185 3 ай бұрын

That curse word was cut out so well that at first I didn’t understand the reaction of everyone. I thought they truly lost it at the punchline.

@sickntired6241 4 ай бұрын

My god the vanished Janis is pure f ing gold!! So brilliant

@pedroaguia8 5 ай бұрын

Top 5 jokes: 33 minutes lmao

@arnaldolopez116 3 ай бұрын

For many, this is the length of a comedy special

@derrickstorm6976 17 күн бұрын

Every grandparent wishes to be as glorious as this man Rest in peace

@patrickvalentino600 17 күн бұрын

Conan saying "I'm trying to help you out" to Norm is like your classmate who failed algebra saying "I'm trying to help you out" to Stephen Hawking

@Alex-mw1uu Ай бұрын

I wish I could move through life with Norm's energy.

@ronheald8002 3 ай бұрын

All I want to know is, WTF happened to Janice????

@unclecreepy4185 3 ай бұрын

The good thing about Norm, after it was revealed he murdered all those women and buried them in very very deep graves,, was he wasn’t a hypocrite.

@sammckay542 Ай бұрын

Some of his jokes never ended

@im__contributing 21 күн бұрын

needed a five minute and fifty second norm joke today

@professor_of_logic Ай бұрын

Yeah, that's my Hero!!!

@zachmorgan6982 13 күн бұрын

As soon as norm hears the word family everything about his real life goes out the window and he's just thinks of the funniest joke That can be told about a family that doesn't exist. It's actually quite simple but brilliant

@iamtheiconoclast3 19 күн бұрын

Janice is the funniest goddamn bit any comedian has ever written.

@helenachase5627 3 ай бұрын

Damn, I was waiting for the moth joke !

@HEDGE1011 2 ай бұрын

My favorite!

@rayl9335 3 ай бұрын

"Coaly"

@noshortselectric5208 Ай бұрын

Lmfao when Norm checked to make sure Conan was still there when he took a sip

@djvycious 12 күн бұрын

The '12 minute joke' will never get old to me. My partner's name is Janice and I cannot tell you how many times I play it for her.

@michaelarmitage4394 4 ай бұрын

He was superb

@snoopboom4614 29 күн бұрын

I discoevered norm too late , the man is legend 😂😂😂😂 rip norm he was all about the laugh

@waylinroork9727 4 ай бұрын

That Albert Fish stuff wasn't made up. It wasn't even a joke. It's true.

@josephbroadwell2930 4 ай бұрын

I actually wrote a book on Albert Fish. Norm got most of the information correct. He would brag to his acquaintances about having victims in every state, sometimes even in great…he actually was a real jerk

@spudsmccatfish 5 ай бұрын

You forgot the Moth joke 😎

@GravityRestored 8 сағат бұрын

Love you, Norm

@allenanderson4911 4 ай бұрын

Never met a professional stand up who wrote Street Jokes...there was only One.

@user-mz6sh4uo7u Ай бұрын

Turns out there really was a "gray man" named Albert Fish the Werewolf of Wysteria

@Butterflies-jn2bw 4 ай бұрын

Ole Blue eyes, I miss you buddy. But you died and I didn't so there is that ♥️🙏♥️🙏

@1qwasz12 5 ай бұрын

Half a hour news is right.

@Rtbenj873 5 ай бұрын

Half-a-hour

@sethmontank8623 5 ай бұрын

Come on, no University of Logic and no Moth Story, this list ain’t it

@MeanBeanComedy Ай бұрын

Wouldn't the riddle be the cab driver's son?

@callmeshaggy5166 5 ай бұрын

Now don't laugh at this next part

@BeezerWashingbeard 3 ай бұрын

A Swedish-German is a Danish nightmare.

@TheMastur Ай бұрын

Perfect commercial timing thnx

@ryanjones4150 3 ай бұрын

The top Norm long jokes compilation without the Moth joke is just wrong.

@HEDGE1011 2 ай бұрын

Agreed. It’s my favorite.

@mikemacpherson2417 2 ай бұрын

Yes, Vince Champ..a friend of mine 😂😂😂

@dewimatthews 4 ай бұрын

That man’s father is my father’s son. My father’s son = me So it’s his son.

@sierpinskibrot 15 күн бұрын

No it's a new york cab driver were you even listening

@abletonreason 3 ай бұрын

15:35 this has to be one the funniest 30 seconds ever recorded 😂

@T25de 3 ай бұрын

Don’t laugh this next part 😅

@abletonreason 3 ай бұрын

@@T25dethat’s the worst part of the story😂

@ForgottenCovers 5 ай бұрын

Poor Janice

@therealCamoron 4 ай бұрын

Well I had shorter ones, but...