I just need to lock in (Balatro)

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Northernlion

Northernlion

2 ай бұрын

Wishlist Balatro on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
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@thegroosh
@thegroosh 2 ай бұрын
We're bene gesserit, of course our plans are measured in centuries
@bungacowa3851
@bungacowa3851 2 ай бұрын
dipped in mama liz's assorted spices
@alantegethoff6589
@alantegethoff6589 2 ай бұрын
+222
@trehairston1840
@trehairston1840 2 ай бұрын
Dipped in reverend mama’s worm oil
@urDAsellsAVON99
@urDAsellsAVON99 2 ай бұрын
@@trehairston1840 +2
@xCorvy
@xCorvy 2 ай бұрын
I legit cannot live my normal day to day without balatro runs from a bald man saying hello to tomo
@AntiVectorTV
@AntiVectorTV 2 ай бұрын
3:02 Cavemen, inventing the concept of "a loan"
@Scottisheyebrow
@Scottisheyebrow 2 ай бұрын
+2
@capncanada22
@capncanada22 2 ай бұрын
+2
@theschnipe1454
@theschnipe1454 2 ай бұрын
+2
@KeagonKing
@KeagonKing 2 ай бұрын
3:37 Me in 2008 while I'm sitting in an IMAX showing of the newest Christopher Nolan film
@willbilly836
@willbilly836 2 ай бұрын
9:10 my stomach any time I eat corn
@Scottisheyebrow
@Scottisheyebrow 2 ай бұрын
+2
@boyxgamer
@boyxgamer 2 ай бұрын
holy +2
@s0rryfsu
@s0rryfsu 2 ай бұрын
oooh brother.
@professorfrog7181
@professorfrog7181 2 ай бұрын
+2
@Graham_Cracker_Crust
@Graham_Cracker_Crust 2 ай бұрын
15:32 Me in 1923 looking at my unused basement
@toritwopointoh
@toritwopointoh 2 ай бұрын
+2
@alexsiemers7898
@alexsiemers7898 2 ай бұрын
+2
@Lucifers-Stepdad
@Lucifers-Stepdad 2 ай бұрын
That's very clever, +2
@RandomAutist
@RandomAutist 2 ай бұрын
POV: You are Baldatro watching a bald man bout to lock the fuck in. You fear for your life.
@Ori_fr
@Ori_fr 2 ай бұрын
Me when I exhale sharply trough my nose after reading an excellent comment
@boyxgamer
@boyxgamer 2 ай бұрын
@@Ori_fr Many such instances
@Evoleo
@Evoleo 2 ай бұрын
3:23 Me when I haven't taken out trash in 2 days and the bags still haven't magically disappeared yet
@EpicNinjas100
@EpicNinjas100 2 ай бұрын
43:23 NL when you steal his glasses
@whisqey
@whisqey 2 ай бұрын
22:09 me when my roommate asks why I haven't done the dishes for seven weeks
@jake-wu2nq
@jake-wu2nq 2 ай бұрын
1:05:50 poachers when they see a newborn seal
@akepamusic
@akepamusic 2 ай бұрын
Noooo hahaha 😭
@roramdin
@roramdin 2 ай бұрын
seventeen seconds and a view from me, the most important person on earth? he's got everything he ever needs.
@gz7006
@gz7006 2 ай бұрын
Balatro guys when the most important person on earth gets more +2s than them: 😢
@gabrielemelucci4155
@gabrielemelucci4155 2 ай бұрын
+17
@reed0bad
@reed0bad 2 ай бұрын
So true actually
@integra8472
@integra8472 2 ай бұрын
we’re ro guys of course we ramdin
@threehotdogs
@threehotdogs 2 ай бұрын
a little NL balatro video dipped in ro ramdin’s eyeball oil??
@Weitop
@Weitop 2 ай бұрын
34:09 me when my gf asks what I want for breakfast
@monstritopibil
@monstritopibil 2 ай бұрын
that one got me lol
@Subsistence69
@Subsistence69 2 ай бұрын
+2
@bobsaget9170
@bobsaget9170 2 ай бұрын
30:11 me in the restroom over at her house after I had taco bell
@daburgerking5996
@daburgerking5996 Ай бұрын
+2 holy
@xanweaver8131
@xanweaver8131 2 ай бұрын
30:44 Me when my brother offers me life saving medicine but charges me a crisp $10 bill
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293 2 ай бұрын
+2
@doesntno
@doesntno 2 ай бұрын
0:32 I swear I heard a man in the distance yell YEAH but it was Tomo yelling at NL
@gz7006
@gz7006 2 ай бұрын
2:10 Me when I do my bi-yearly rewatch of Drive and Bladerunner to refresh my personality banks
@jonnyvelocity
@jonnyvelocity 2 ай бұрын
interlinked
@JaaaackP
@JaaaackP 2 ай бұрын
Not even 2 minutes in and this man is beefing with TOMO?! Free my mans.
@sammieb924
@sammieb924 2 ай бұрын
northernlion
@cnek
@cnek 2 ай бұрын
northernlion
@MomirsLabTech
@MomirsLabTech 2 ай бұрын
NL really put Tomo on blast for no reason
@sdtfyuty9424
@sdtfyuty9424 2 ай бұрын
We’re Costco guys, of course we scan our shirts instead of the rotisserie chickens
@MomirsLabTech
@MomirsLabTech 2 ай бұрын
That video is wild lol
@YTHandlesAreDumb
@YTHandlesAreDumb 2 ай бұрын
Something something chili oil
@apotatoo2208
@apotatoo2208 2 ай бұрын
Mama Liz’s
@Honking_Goose
@Honking_Goose 2 ай бұрын
Mother Elizabeth's?
@guilhermeramos8140
@guilhermeramos8140 2 ай бұрын
22:21 any girl when I ask if she wants to personally interact with me
@davidthoma9909
@davidthoma9909 2 ай бұрын
The guinea pig bit was one of my favorite little pieces of true human experience I've ever listened to. Enelle still got it
@cheyennecartwright7244
@cheyennecartwright7244 Ай бұрын
The Queen "novelty song" takes are actually like using a melon baller on my heart and spitting in the bleeding cavity, you MONSTER
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 2 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@elliottrinke6346
@elliottrinke6346 2 ай бұрын
Got to spend the last two months watching Shogun one hour at a time every week, and it was truly a breath of fresh air.
@professorfrog7181
@professorfrog7181 2 ай бұрын
38:17 me when I pack for a week-long vacation
@sidneyetter
@sidneyetter 2 ай бұрын
3:44 the Supreme Court after making a bad decision
@LoveBystroem
@LoveBystroem 2 ай бұрын
15:33 me looking at the weird kids in school all huddled in a corner
@nitinsachdeo
@nitinsachdeo 2 ай бұрын
0:00 Me when I win the 5th grade your mom joke competition
@user-fw8wt4qo3o
@user-fw8wt4qo3o 2 ай бұрын
lmao
@dannydevito7755
@dannydevito7755 2 ай бұрын
28:21 me when I get written up for making too many fart jokes at work
@notaseagullfan6854
@notaseagullfan6854 2 ай бұрын
8:28 Bad jokes dipped in Mama Liz's repetition legitimizes oil
@WellnessOverFitness
@WellnessOverFitness 2 ай бұрын
1 minute in and catching strays with Tomo! Calling him a clout chaser!!!
@Joe__M
@Joe__M 2 ай бұрын
we’re costco guys, of course we’re here within the first 5 minutes
@thebevil8127
@thebevil8127 2 ай бұрын
We're balatro guys of course we watch the video less than a minute after it's posted
@koda_pop
@koda_pop 2 ай бұрын
Had some wild dreams falling asleep to this one. Ty for the unintentional experience
@sammas3900
@sammas3900 2 ай бұрын
Comments makeup of an NL balatro video: 50% of comments are timestamped anecdotal jokes. 25% are type A chatters who can't believe he's so bad at the game even though its been months. 25% NL memes such as Mama Liz's something oil, we're balatro guys, and whatever other dumb trend NL started using in a recent stream.
@ilanfl1234
@ilanfl1234 2 ай бұрын
Heeeeemomancer
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat 2 ай бұрын
At 29:45 or whatever on the guinea pig discussion: idk we had two and only one died (gave the other one to someone who had more as they should be kept at least in pairs, kinda like rabbits), and honestly we don't know why. She just kinda killed over.
@theB04T
@theB04T 2 ай бұрын
We're Balatro Andrews, of course our brains are decroded.
@dashmulligan5116
@dashmulligan5116 2 ай бұрын
I had guinea pigs and the guinea pigs final destination thing got me good. I’m crying laughing and can’t drink water. It’s so true.
@danielgamboa6130
@danielgamboa6130 2 ай бұрын
8:13 +2 sean Connery buffalo wings joke got me
@whalen16
@whalen16 2 ай бұрын
14:12 Based.
@zaftnotameni
@zaftnotameni 2 ай бұрын
the psycho summit plays are back
@danielgamboa6130
@danielgamboa6130 2 ай бұрын
35:37 in b4 not using credit card to help sculpt a little bit better but if he’s aiming for a huge splurge later I totally understand
@casualviewing2741
@casualviewing2741 2 ай бұрын
Look at this guy being a caring a loving father
@hmmokiguess
@hmmokiguess 2 ай бұрын
Holy fuck NL mentioning Grinderman AND Boredoms wtf I love him even more now.
@cyanthrope
@cyanthrope 2 ай бұрын
I just had a 10 hand run, it was wacky. Burglar, blueprint, green joker, grabber voucher. And it got there from a polychrome egg, and swashbuckler getting a fat +70 mult off my perma-egg. Got campfire later, tried to remember to move my blueprint to copy it after copying burglar after selecting ante, but my brain just isn't big enough to have done it 100% of the time. Was playing mostly high card just to juice up my green joker. I think it died on ante 11 but it was very fun.
@jeffypeters333
@jeffypeters333 2 ай бұрын
Hey NL, I grew up and still live AROUND Windsor Essex County 🙄 in Ontario, with the Ambassador/ New Gordie Howe Bridge, If you haven't already answered this 1001 times I'm sorry. I'm just wondering where in Ontario you grew up? Especially since we're both 35
@harrisonfitzgerald3308
@harrisonfitzgerald3308 2 ай бұрын
Pug with headphones is the best part
@yadamspiezer
@yadamspiezer 2 ай бұрын
I need more content of NL struggling with the Jokerless challenge though.
@JoelGuelph
@JoelGuelph 2 ай бұрын
Guelphite, checking in! Happy Hillside!
@metamonpulls1560
@metamonpulls1560 2 ай бұрын
watching him discard a straight flush @5:58 while talking about tiger woods hairline has turned me into a type A chatter
@AyleidCraft
@AyleidCraft 2 ай бұрын
He needed more hearts/diamonds
@Nando0531
@Nando0531 2 ай бұрын
@@AyleidCraft yeah i get people wanting to constantly make comments about mistakes for fun, but like that straight flush would have only scored 1k points at most so it was better to just fish for more hearts/diamonds
@zaftnotameni
@zaftnotameni 2 ай бұрын
dipped in mama liz' windows oil
@elfpi55-bigB0O85
@elfpi55-bigB0O85 2 ай бұрын
good shaun connery bit
@TVNmanufacture
@TVNmanufacture 2 ай бұрын
I do respect most takes NL takes. But Queen son all the way, we stand rock opera in my house hold.
@Toddis
@Toddis 2 ай бұрын
What Sennheiser headphones are those?
@Malao558
@Malao558 2 ай бұрын
Me when I find my house surrounded by zombies and my spouse asks me what I’m going to do:
@Lifeislife102
@Lifeislife102 2 ай бұрын
10:30 POV: you’re an up and coming white rapper trying to appeal to middle aged women
@alldoitthesame
@alldoitthesame 2 ай бұрын
30:43 me in Canada when someone offers me insulin
@RafidW9
@RafidW9 2 ай бұрын
We're of course we .
@ChefChucko
@ChefChucko 2 ай бұрын
Multi-fall offs in first couple minutes, must be that 🌶 oil
@JaaaackP
@JaaaackP 2 ай бұрын
Jokerless… I need it.. NOW
@mikebartlett1774
@mikebartlett1774 2 ай бұрын
the Arkells, pshh. everyone knows he's talking about R. Kelly
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293 2 ай бұрын
38:01 oh no it’s joever
@existonfile8525
@existonfile8525 2 ай бұрын
We're Costco guys, of course we stroke our chins and play Balatro.
@poliswag404
@poliswag404 2 ай бұрын
Nl listen I have swam for 8 years of my life and I went to the gym the other day tried the palaton the bikes did a climbing session , that is hella workout you can swim good my man
@ahmadalkhateeb1180
@ahmadalkhateeb1180 2 ай бұрын
Where's the thumbnail from?
@not_ryuka
@not_ryuka 2 ай бұрын
this video is full of +2 takes dangerously based
@valentino-fc2me
@valentino-fc2me 2 ай бұрын
Yada yada we’re balatro guys yada yada
@H3110ification
@H3110ification 2 ай бұрын
36:39 me the morning after I wish for a big johnson:
@ylan4370
@ylan4370 2 ай бұрын
We're balatro guys, what the heck is this thing? (rerolling a boss blind that will kill you)
@fishgomoo8524
@fishgomoo8524 2 ай бұрын
Northern Lion son or Nobel Prize winning daughter
@BigDLLC.
@BigDLLC. 2 ай бұрын
We’re flush guys, of course we play flushes
@Joergoodwin
@Joergoodwin 2 ай бұрын
painted deck on orange stake is harder
@Pinkpig47
@Pinkpig47 2 ай бұрын
NL! If you have a chance, turn on the high contrast cards, they rock!
@Kochen51
@Kochen51 2 ай бұрын
He doesn't like them
@talkingdot
@talkingdot 2 ай бұрын
I want a Pug with headphones :(
@dimensionhoppingsquad2149
@dimensionhoppingsquad2149 2 ай бұрын
We all know that 7 8 9 but what you didnt know is that 9 took 5 to use the 4s so that 5 could 6 7
@genieinthepot2455
@genieinthepot2455 2 ай бұрын
17:00 bruh was chat not telling him to just sell smeared joker?
@behrecat9653
@behrecat9653 2 ай бұрын
What about a Electric Forest baby?
@swcole3
@swcole3 2 ай бұрын
I literally have screen burn in from Balatro LOL
@OhLookItsDavid
@OhLookItsDavid 2 ай бұрын
He did not lock in
@rogowcop0912
@rogowcop0912 2 ай бұрын
Hi Tomo
@tobygreppellini5960
@tobygreppellini5960 2 ай бұрын
always save the dog the world has too many people and there can never be too many dogs
@n00dle_king
@n00dle_king 2 ай бұрын
Didn’t even get a thumbnail from this game
@bamsmashes
@bamsmashes 2 ай бұрын
Had to stop the video and listen to Kokomo
@skipventure5158
@skipventure5158 2 ай бұрын
I'm commenting to stimulate the algorithm and deny any "no views, you fell off" accusers
@ThatKnifingJuggernaut
@ThatKnifingJuggernaut 2 ай бұрын
:me on my 445th attempt against Gary Kasperov in chess
@ThatKnifingJuggernaut
@ThatKnifingJuggernaut 2 ай бұрын
Any other 2 minute Andy's in the comments?
@beaniiman
@beaniiman 2 ай бұрын
People rip on woods like he is not on sports Mr Rushmore. Brother needs to talk bo Brian Urlacher though about some hair.
@koloblican11763
@koloblican11763 2 ай бұрын
Comparing Burning Man to Coachella is like comparing home made chicken and waffles to a pile of dog shit with a good soundtrack. I am not rich, I have gone to the burn three times with next to no money in my bank. I hate all these tech bros ruining shit I love.
@mikebartlett1774
@mikebartlett1774 2 ай бұрын
Top dad NA
@lironi1111
@lironi1111 2 ай бұрын
How can a gold fish die of thirst
@Honking_Goose
@Honking_Goose 2 ай бұрын
Not enough air
@ebez7132
@ebez7132 2 ай бұрын
Early viewers, we're locked in
@asul1026
@asul1026 2 ай бұрын
Hi Tomo!!
@Poo_Monster
@Poo_Monster 2 ай бұрын
One Monitor Andy here
@cccondescending
@cccondescending Ай бұрын
Hi tomo
@Nathan55411
@Nathan55411 2 ай бұрын
50:08 As a cashier, **do not say this,** alright? Like it got one chuckle out of me the first time, it was barely funny, once. You think it's gonna be even funnier the sixty-thousandth time? Like at least dip it in Mama Lizz's Chili Oil or something, like it's not coming off as a joke anymore, it just feels like you're trying to tell me how to do my job like don't do that shit I've been doing this shit for five years now.
@reed0bad
@reed0bad 2 ай бұрын
Me when I take my evil pills: 48:30
@ThulerPedro15
@ThulerPedro15 2 ай бұрын
Beatles is better than Queen? Deranged
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