Me when I introduce my friend to a person who has every whole number sequentially tattooed over the entire surface area of his body:

“Now here’s the crazy play” he says with 5 minutes left in the video

-Skipping Baron while making Kings with DNA -Skipping Family while playing 4oak -Skipping Director's cut while buying interest voucher on green deck which doesn't give interest to begin with Never change.

Skipping "The Family" despite easily getting 4 of a kinds was proof this guy is playing on a whole other level I cant comprehend

Passes up x7.5 mult with the baron joker. “Brother, we sleep on these.”

when he says we have lizard brains he's so right i just mutter the phrases buy me sell me flush me mult me while listening

Gotta love Invisible Joker showing up in the shop 3 separate times in the run

NL's addiction to fortune teller is intervention level problem

10:30 "52 card deck of kings" skips baron :c

20:14 Buying the interest booster in the deck that doesn't build interest is always funny

We're costco guys of course we skip baron on a full kings deck

We're balatro guys of course we skip Baron when we're playing a deck almost completely comprised of kings

Trinity: "What is he doing?" Morpheus: "He's starting to believe."

this video might have made me into a type a chatter

10:30 Rerolls past Baron while he's duping kings with DNA... It is what it is. I'm not sweating it.

we won't play 5oak 10 minutes later : plays 5oak

10:30 i am now type a

Blueprint, Midas Mask and Vampire, should, in theory, rip it twice.

Mama Liz's Egg Oil

This man just bought DNA and refused to use it, I think he's too evolved for our dna

Midas mask and hemomancer are a match made in heaven

17:39 he knooooows, he knoooows

Hey NL, I did the math. It is statistically better to add kings until half your deck consists of kings. After that it is better to remove non king cards.

The way NL talks about having enough xmult jokers like he's counting calories is so funny

When he skipped that baron I cried a little

I used to think NL was smart until he said today is Monday when it is, in fact, Saturday.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes the free re-roll Joker and then forgets to use that free re-roll half the time

Midas mask behind vampire. First round won’t add, but every single round after will always be gold, so you’ll have some left over

Local Florida man chooses to not make a deck of 9's with cloud 9 and skips Baron when making a king deck.

14:06 guy who says “fart in me”

God is my witness I am never type A but disrespecting the 300 chips of stuntman only to get a +70 chip hand upgrade once and instantly lose the game is just too crazy Burnt joker on a five of a kind run is the kind of hubris that got icarus killed

Thinking you could get away with discarding 5 of a kind on ante 11 is the type of mental gymnastics I come here for.

21 views, egg is in the big leagues now

Hockey joke earned a sub lmao. Caught me off guard

Dude doesn't take a Holo Swashbuckler and instead keeps a burnt joker he can't use. Boggles my mind.

Saying that Ryan doesnt respect Stunt Man is probably inaccurate when he buys it all the time. But at the same time he loves selling it when it's doing 90% of the heavy lifting on a run.

I love that hes worried about the interest vouchers on the one deck that has no interest. Ahh what a good egg

me, with a lizard brain: wow he has so much authority when he raised his chair

holy shit hemomancer midas mask synergy is so fun I'm so glad you found it before it was nerfed

Did some quick math regarding adding two kings versus removing two non-king cards and I think its better to remove cards once 50% of your deck is Kings. With 60 cards in your deck, if you have 20 kings then the odds of drawing a king increase by around 2% if you add kings whereas it only increases by 1% if you remove non-kings. If you have 30 kings then removing non-kings increases your odds of drawing a king by 0.1% more than adding two kings does. If you have 40 kings then its the same numbers as when you have 20 kings but removing non-kings increases odds by 2% and adding kings only increases them by 1%. Negligent differences either way but I was procrastinating doing real work so thanks for the distraction.

Did I disagree with some decisions? Of course. But he cooked on this one

To answer your question, hanging man is better when atleast half of your deck is kings. If less than half of your deck is kings, death is better

27:16 yeah you can think of it as cards I want to play / cards that don’t matter So if you have say 12 queens you want to play and 40 random other cards, then you either make it 12/38 with hanged man or make it 14/40 with cryptid. Cryptid gives you better odds in the short term, but thinning your deck so you have a guarantee to draw the cards you want is very good since it lowers the chance of bricking on draws.

I would trade Leon Draisaitl for Connor Mcdavid every second of everyday I've ever lived, whatchu talking about brother

Im turning off my lizard brain for this video. NL said he is getting into high level play. Gotta turn on my "Um, actually Strimmer" brain

lets goooo he didnt skip negative joker tag!!!!!

For the question of whether it's better to add two kings with Cryptid or remove two non-kings with Hanged Man, it depends on deck composition. If you have only two non-kings in your deck, removing them takes you from ~95% chance to draw kings to ~100% chance to draw kings. But in the case where you have no kings in your deck, adding two kings takes you from 0% king chance to ~5% king chance. (Those numbers depend on how thick your deck is.)

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10:30 my inner type A ass screamed

19:44 Me when I'm home alone

hell yeah

Wait I thought Midas and Vampire wouldn't trigger on the same turn... have I been lying to myself!?

Vampire aint it. You had lucky card setup with red seal and DNA...

Should have put the blueprint on Midas mask for the few rounds it was possible.

interesting choice to take High Priestess and skip black hole

6:04 this play killed me

Not taking baron and skipping invis joker three times has made me give up hope on this man. Then thinks fortune teller n stunt man are gonna give him million point hands

he never uses the free rerolls lol

19:42 stop please the compilation will be 4 hours at this rate

Nl chips dont fall off, ever.

I've heard your take on vamp and I think even in the best-case scenario with like Midas touch creating enhanced cards, the amount of value removed by vampire stifles your infinite potential more than it's worth. I think there should be a button to toggle off the eating function so you can build the mult early in the run, but then you can enhance cards and actually use them towards the end game. That's the only way it becomes a viable e card

There's so many Jokers in this game but no Pennywises?

>Talks about respecting jokers, he otherwise didn't. >Doesn't use free reroll, from joker. Pottery.

Missing Baron at 10:30 was a big issue.

God do I love hemomancer midas mask synergy. it is ME: DIO

Bro really is duping kings and then rolled past baron wtf

Downtime during Valtentines? you mean when she has to take rests between rounds? xDxDxD

I love when you get free rerolls and don't use them

Blueprint Midas double vamp mult

hi tomo

could he have not used blueprint on mask to further scale vampire or am i crazy and thats not how the game works

Why is it called the Baron if it only works well when it has multiple kings?

i think ive finally ascended and become type B. everyone in the comments is freaking their jorts off while i sit here amused by the banter enjyoing the run. ive finally made it

I’ve been playing on the beta branch and dear god current Magician just does not hit the same as beta magician

You got the new patch yet? It’s in beta

I cant get past black stake and im mad.

y'all... it's bait

35:10 not realizing Sock and Buskin would have triggered Midas Mask and Vampire again ended the run

Bro why skip Barron

To add onto all the backseating already in the comments: he shouldn't play the lucky card he just duplicated because it'll starve the vampire in the future as he'll extinct them entirely

Am i insane or should he have been blueprinting card sharp every time he played a second 5oak?

Is it just me or the game is now completely ruined by impossible difficulty? I used to progress very well. I just played a few games and lost after TWO games. WHY. What did they change exactly? It seems that pairs only give very very little score now, making the early games nearly impossible. And jokers are too expensive. What am I doing wrong? My new favorite game has become my most hated one now.👎

"they're gonna tell me to sell rocket or runner, which doesnt make sense" no shit NL on Runner, who is this strawman who would say something like that?

Oh brother, it’s impossible not to be a type A viewer watching this

Man wants to get millions of point but skips baron joker and the joker that gives 4x mult when you have four of a kind 🫠🫠