"What are scissors but two knives persevering" is a top tier quote.

I’d like to preface this by saying that it in no way affects how I view you as a person. I don’t think that it’s a good measure of who someone is. That being said, you’re bald

The op who called the girl fat should just call her and say “I’m sorry that I thought you were fat. I don’t think you’re fat anymore.” That should fix the problem.

"Her Grandma just died" is a better plot twist than 6th Sense

Christ, this season of React Court is unhinged. I'm the one getting stunlocked now.

I thought the concert guy was going to be mad and confused because his girlfriend didn’t act mad until they got home or something, but omg was I wrong. The gf tried her hardest to salvage the night, but the bf was determined to sabotage it.

NL slowly converting all the measurements, multiplying them together, and concluding that a woman is 30lbs gives me life

If his knives are fancy/sharp, he really should be cleaning them by hand immediately after using them. Leaving them dirty for days could be just as bad as putting them through the dishwasher. Also you should never leave a sharp knife in a sink. That being said OP probably shouldn’t be putting them in the dishwasher. But it seems like they can work it out.

Bald NL standing out at a hatsune miku concert dodging giant backpacks, because his wife wanted to go is a hilarious thing to picture

React Court is truly the McDonald's Sprite of KZfaq videos

"Take some of this tubby" literally almost made me fall out of my chair, comedy gold. Thank you NL.

Bald man DESTROYS redditors with FACTS, LOGIC AND POG.

NL referring to the girlfriend as "derpina" annihilated me, holy cow

15:55 I always hate Reddit comments that say this lmao. Pre emptively making their argument the scrubby underdog speaking truth to the masses while also being a completely average take

Dishwasher lady is actually like my co-worker, he uses blunt knifes because he is scared of cutting himself but that only makes it more likely to cut himself when he has to use more force with a blunt knife

The Her Grandmother just died post sounds like an I Think You Should Leave sketch my god. "Hey babe, wanna go get drinks to finish off the night?" "You don't go OUT in the city, there's crime ALL OVER the place! We're going to my house, where it's SAFE. Crazy woman."

This guy who bought his girlfriend concert tickets is actually maybe the craziest OP in the history of this series. The absolutely unmatchable mix of knee-jerk ghoulish political reactionaryism and a brutally poor ability to read social cues.

54:26 I've been watching NL for about a year and this bit is the hardest I've laughed at anything from him ever!!! "Happy birthday to the ground" I lost it.....

Being mad about your knives getting dulled in the dishwasher but leaving them dirty and in the sink for days is absolute buffoonery. "I am super anal about my knife care but actually only about one very minor part and am happy to fuck them up anyway reeeeeeee"

People talk about the posts being fake, but I think that British guy's *comment* was fake. That was 100% an American trying to write a British person

47:43 oh my god it's absolutely distressing that I'm almost 100% certain he's referring to Ievan Polkka.

forky had the audacity to have some marinara stuck to him for 2 dishwasher cycles :O

I'll go on record to say the Costco pizza is by far the best $10 pizza you will find anywhere...not even close to the best pizza in general, but the value is incredible!

The most entertaining and most distressing series on this channel

It's so funny that the miku song isn't even close and I still know which one he means, truly iconic.

The Forky bit slayed me, but the fact that "juicing their down payments" had me in stitches has forced me to realize I've finally reached adult humor and I dont like it

The house one is weird, dude needs to be asking the question of if he wants to be with her for life. If you are married/in a relationship and buying a house you are a united team. When she is pregnant and is on maternity is she going to say “nah babe you don’t have to manage the costs while I’m out of action we both have to maintain separate finances.” What about years down the line and they get inheritance? Is that going to be completely separate from each other? It just doesn’t seem like they can work as a team.

the 1st one has the easiest fix just put a container next to the sink that dirty knives goes in. so he doesint need to worry about the dishwasher and there literally beside the sink in a box so not hard to miss

Knowing what I know now about fat phobia in the modern world, the question “do you think I’m fat?” is such a loaded question. Like, you obviously care whether or not you’re fat, which is why you’re asking, and you obviously think one if preferable, or else you wouldn’t ask. Taking the default “oh no you’re not fat” stance does a lot to harm people’s perception of fat people, like it’s taboo or wrong to be fat. It’s a non starter question and personally, if somebody asked me, I would just turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

I also have a thing with knives and I totally get being afraid of sharp knives but not dull ones. Like, you have to use knives to cook, so you get used to them in some capacity, but when you hear that a knife is so sharp that it requires special care, there's a part of you that just can't help but vividly imagine what accidentally cutting yourself with it would be like whenever you look at it. Ironically, sharp knives are actually safer, since they need less force and stay on the same plane more easily.

Damn, when did reddit flip to dislike the "I'm not rude, just honest" people? They used to be the main redditors back in my day.

Northernlion's impression of dishes in a dishwasher is one of the finest pieces of acting I've ever seen.

We have entered a new era of NL where he can say “her father” without impersonating the former Governor of California

"take some of this, TUBBY" sent me, holy cow

Top tier content. This makes me feel like I’m having conversations about crazy situations and people with a good friend.

Kate and NL at a Hatsune Miku concert, I love that for them. I hope ticket bro is not real.

NL taking Kate to Hostune miku is golden you’re the man NL

the nudist allegory doesn’t really work when she’s not in the room yea?

That knife husband is a hypocrite. If you care that much about your knives, you dont put them into the god damn sink. Its same level like putting them into dishwasher. So NTA in my eyes, I have my fancy knives gf is not allowed to touch, and I also take care of them, just to make sure they dont end up in sink/dishwasher 😂

OP in the “do you think I’m fat” post is, to me, a good example of intelligence vs. wisdom. OP technically did the right thing by asking if the person wanted an honest opinion and also made the disclaimer about not valuing them differently. On paper, it might seem tactful, but wisdom is about being emotionally intelligent enough to realize that it’s just not worth it to hurt someone over something so meaningless.

"much like gollum" That sent me 😂

Jesus christ, there is no way in this universe that post about the boyfriend taking his girlfriend to the concert is real... absolute theatric levels of idiocy on display.

Babe wake up the rumors of react court’s demise have been greatly exaggerated

Speaking from experience, if your spouse asks if you think they are fat, and you *do* think they are fat, you have already lost regardless of your answer. There is no escape from that situation that will result in everyone walking away unscathed.

Internet debates that get the most traction are the most debatable, often because the very starting point is flawed or can easily be interpreted in multiple ways

I actually laughed out loud when NL did the bit about what he does with his dishwasher and the dialouge he imagines the rest of the dishes say after the first dish got thrown out. One of the funniest and probably one of the best 10/10.

the fancy knife story confuses me. if they can't go in the dishwasher because they'll go blunt why does he let them lie around dirty? that'll make them blunt too lmao

Something tells me it's not about the pizza

Wait...the husband gets upset when his wife washes his fancy knives in the dishwasher, because it dulls them...but he leaves them dirty in the sink or the counter for days? What the hell? As someone who's into fancy knives, this completely stunlocked me. I can't even get to the part about the wife's fear of the knives -- what kind of a psychopath buys a nice set of knives and leaves them sitting out dirty for days at a time?

Knowing NL went to a Hatsune Miku concert will forever live rent-free in my head

I really feel like if I posted my problems on aita and the egg reacted I could get a lot of issues sorted out

I love how just saying "Yes" to "Am I fat?" would have been so much better, thanks for the great react court as usual. Also they seem to skip the very important detail of how they said they responded to asking if it should be an honest answer, noones going to say no to that question

Goated dishwasher bit. Thank you for the blessed react court content NL.

47:40 I feel like it's a bad sign that I recognized worlds end dancehall from that

I did not have NL singing Hatsune Miku on my 2022 bingo card.

excellent time to learn about some very sane people as I'm trying to fall asleep

the pizza one is so not everyone sucks. the gf doesnt want to order her own special pizza. she wants him to LEAVE and go get it for her lmao

That dude calling the girlfriend "a little bit fat" really just said the worst things possible lmao. He already states he doesn't find her fat but only a little chubby, okay so you DON'T think she's fat but still thought it necessary to say "a little bit yes"? Starting with "do you want my honest opinion?" is already a horrible decision to start.

i always feel out of touch with AITA cause there's just so many "small loan of a million dollars" type people it's like looking at an entirely alien world

The whole critique and reasoning around the "radical honesty" thing was one big disaster, I love it!

I felt like MrKrabs and the robot song when NL did the Hitsune Miku song 😂

All memes aside, I get EXTREMELY pogged up whenever I see a React Court in my recommended. Half the time it's recommending an old episode to me but fuck it's so good.

When I watch this with my eyes unfocusd, NL looks like albino megamind

"Take some of this, Tubby," gave me a good belly laugh.

“You don’t go out In the city” my guy I’m like 99% sure that’s exactly what people do. I live in a city with an upsetting crime rate. People still go out all the damn time. Like I’m sure there’s some exception somewhere but since he didn’t specify which city, in all likelihood people definitely do go out in the city

the problem with 'honesty is a categorical imperative' people is that they care more about some self-indulgent predilection towards enforcing their supreme moral supremacy they can feel good about, and less about whatever self-proclaimed intention to help the other person with their 'honesty'. like seriously, if you want to be some paragon of honesty at least learn how to be good at it. if you have to say yes to the "am i fat" question you can exercise some tact and be like, "a little chubby maybe, but its not that bad... if it bothers you, you could do something about it and if not well it's not really something worth worrying about anyway" especially if they're not like, morbidly obese or something in which case just give them a look that says "really?" because we both know what game we're playing the path of least resistance is to just say nah or no so i don't begrudge anyone for doing that but if you really want to be honest just be nonchalant about it while affirming the other person's self value without needing some psycho preamble, just say it in a way that they know that whatever they're anxious about isn't really that big a deal (at least in this case)

20 year olds break their ankles almost as fast as someone will end up breaking their faces

I totally get knife-phobia lady’s fear of certain knives more than others. I saw my dad 🔪 my mum (she’s ok, twas a light stabbing) and I get very uneasy around all knifes - but some DO look more stabby than others!

AITA for wanting Egg to still play Rumbleverse, even though it makes him anti-pogged as he gets elbow dropped for 2536 damage by alleged non-stream snipers?

I fucking love for all the niche Vancouver jokes, thanks baldy

I wonder if my neighbors were scared when I busted out Ricki Don't Lose that Number as you sang it.

54:11 is the greatest bit NL has ever said. Extreme +2

+2 for killing forky

"Only eat 1-4 slices" made me lol

I disagree with the take at 54:26. To me - admitidly not 16 - there are 2 pretty good options. 1) You hand wash the dishes that didnt clean in the dishwasher and then put them away. And look, i know it isnt your job to do it but i imagine the initiative would be appreciated. In the instance that isnt an option then 2) Ask your mom what she wants you to do with the dishes that come out dirty. When she confronted you the first time ask for advice. Sure i don't think she did anything wrong*, but she did do the bare minimum (which was her mom had a problem with). * That said, "'I kindly said, i was putting away the dishes" is taking the piss.

NTA on the "Am I fat?" one, entirely the fault of the person asking the question in any situation like that, and pandering to it obviously just makes whatever complex she has about it worse.

The I’m not like other girls bit was so accurate. Exactly what that comment was lol

the only thing better than a good pizza is a free pizza. dont be a hater and grab a slice Becky.

Getting major racist vibes from that concert boyfriend. Bro was fucking afraid to go to a bar across the street from concert venue because "cITy cRImE iS oUT oF cONtrOl".

why did he describe steely dan using a fall out boy line this mans train of thought is incredible

About the nudist girl. Why did he say it mattered what the people in the room decided and then called her an asshole for something that explicitly was decided by someone who was not in the room. It's like if my boyfriend hanged out with a smoker and was ok with the smoke but then I told the smoker he can't do it around my boyfriend when I'm not around? It's not the same thing like I get the insecurity from the girl and I also think how op talked about it was kinda weird like bringing up their relative attractiveness level was just unecessary but I don't really think she's in the wrong in the parameters NL gave (nor that commenter who called her the asshole, the roommate didnt have an issue with it, its explicity the gf who doesnt live there).

"MUCH LIKE GOLEM" is killing me

17:00 "Hey! Mind if I take off my clothes and lounge around on your furniture like a cat?" is SO fucking funny, this comment is 10/10 and is right on the money as well

“Happy birthday to the ground.” LMAO

Here I was thinking the whole point of getting married was combining the finances/time/effort of two people who love each other in order to make their lives easier. What's the point of getting married if you're gonna treat your spouse like a stranger you have no financial ties to. If money from one of your parents is given to buy a house that's the couples money. Not to mention, why do they have separate savings accounts anyways.

I feel like with the knives she could take an old opaque tupperware and put them underneath that in the side sink or somewhere, but I think in the moment she is (subconsciously at least) taking the route that will cause the most friction bc it was so jarring to her that she feels like this is the only way to get across the knives need to be cleaned sooner.

The "Info: Was it Imagine Dragons?" fucking killed me 😄

“Do you think I’m fat” Finally , my time has come 🤓

Omg the tone change when NL read the OP right they might be autistic was p good though

It likely comes from the fact that me and my spouse handle our finances in a wholistic way but I think separating finances in marriage is so strange. It's almost like you're approaching a life partnership from the perspective of being personally and separately prepared for the worst. It seems really good for guaranteeing an equal split (which is good). It seems really good at avoiding worst case scenarios. I just really trust my spouse not to put me in a situation where I have to worry about either thing. Do what you want obviously, just never really seemed like the way I wanted to approach things.

I could honestly take a react court at least once a week lol

NOOOOO I HEARD ABOUT REACT COURTS DEMISE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE LAST ONE

The Costco pizza guy was afraid her pizza would mog his 😂😂

The thing that drives me nuts about the knife lady is that a sharp knife is safer to use. You don’t have to push as hard to cut so you make less mistakes. She’s in more danger with the knives she feels comfortable with.

possible that I am to paranoid about my knives, would not put them in dishwasher, but also clean them and dry them as soon as i stopped using them. does not leaving them dirty in the sink ruin them more than dishwasher does? for days i mean...

"21-year-oldest" really got me.

The timing of the concert was great because her GRANDMA JUST DIED???????

Let's goo I absolutely love the frequency of React Court during this gaming drought

If you are getting married and buying a house together, there should be no such thing as "her money" and "his money." The idea that people getting married split their expenses and payments is nonsense. Marriage is combining all of your assets into one pool and living as one entity, end of. Anything else is not a marriage, it's a roommate situation.

The concert story felt watching like The Room