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why does this not have more likes its hilarious

Reminds me of a meme once of a packaging box that said “fragile” and it was captioned “uh-oh someone sent me a box of masculinity again”

Literally

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No one should be drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, it's not good for your body.

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@@bumblebeeyellowdragon neither is stress. Gotta pick your poisons 😈

@@SaviourInDistress literally

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Nobody's saying excess. Nothing wrong with having a bit of fun, and there's no point in living to be 100 if you have to give up everything that would make living to be 100 worthwhile in order to do so.

So liking certain things makes you trans? I don't understand. I´m literally a short twink, but I get super uncomfortable when people imply that I´m a girl in a boy's body. Nothing wrong with being a guy.

​@@hydraxon6940 its some of the first stuff in the video

​@@hydraxon6940 no, it's just a joke about gender... dysphoria is not as simple as liking things stereotypically associated with your assigned gender

@@hydraxon6940 it was a joke. The same people who are offended by trans people existing are the same ones who call boys/men girls/women when they don't fit their rigid stereotypes of what a man is. This is clearly taking the piss out of that type of person. Kinda like if it was malicious compliance. Like if, as a guy, some sexist ahole says you are a woman for using umbrellas, you thank them for making you realize that you are actually a trans woman, or for validating you as a trans woman, and they will probably become all mad and confused because they became an accidental ally.

if that's you in your profile picture, You are a man. No one will never mistake you as a woman.

Honestly, that's exactly it. Every time I've seen someone give more details after a statement like that (outside of one very valid point about elementary schools) it's always a list of things that men are told to stay away from lest they compromise their masculinity.

@@LincolnDWard It's honestly stupid. Wear nail polish? Not a man anymore. Like dresses? Nope. Enjoy certain activities like knitting or sewing? Clearly a woman.

@@LincolnDWard with other words: misogynists blaming feminists for the structures and restrains the patriarchy uses to keep men and women seperated and is mostly reinforced by conservatives while feminists worked to remove them for decades...

I can't think of many situations where women are more privileged, with the exception of in some countries, men are taxed for being men, which is outright sexist. But other than that, I think it's just social limitations like those. Women can dress up as men, and that is seen as a powerful statement. While men "can't" dress up as women, as that is seen as weak. But it's still not a legal limitation or anything like that.

Is it the one about boys being seen as rowdy and thus lazy and given lesser grades whereas girls are seen as more academic, calm etc.? I think that one largely also depends on the country's school system, how developed it is, and overall mentality. At least where I'm from, such phenomenon happens because boys are taught they can goof off, break rules and be forgiven because they'll have it "easier" later in life than girls. While girls are encouraged to be focused on their studies because "that's all you'll have later in life, that's the country we live in. If you don't want to be asked from your boss to sleep with him for a promotion because you're an airheaded pretty little thing, study"

Ok then when do we draw the line? If a guy puts a dil*do up his a** is that a sign that he is so confident in his masculinity that he can pleasure himself in that way without being gay? Or is that just plain gay? We need lines here. You see calling someone with a traditional view on gender and things like that an insecure and fragile man is just twisting words in order for you to justify why you are doing thing's outside of tradition. Which is fine but let others criticise you.

I know right? I'm a fool, I was Canadian all this time!

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What's Candian?

What a beautiful story, thank you for sharing 🥲

@@melissabarrett9750 Someone from Canadia.

Thats...... actually really sweet😭

That is the one use I see for pointlessly gendered products - as a funny way to support trans people.

Yes! Pointlessly gendered products suck but when people buy them for me I'm too flattered to think about the problem of having them lol

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That's cute and also practical.

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just delicately giggle the issue away. that's what girls are good at anyway

I bought a Figaro chain necklace because all mine currently are pendants on a fine chain and I just wanted a more substantial option, when I got home I saw that the receipt said men's Figaro chain. But why though?

@@nevermore3193 because lady necks are too weak and delicate to handle such weight xD maybe?

@LTNetjak Oh, nothing fits me anyway. Everything is oversized on me. It isn't really a problem because women's clothes don't fit me properly either.

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Which is kind of creepy when you think about it.

Hadn't thought of it like that. Definitely creepy vibes in that. But then there are a lot of guys who love alcohol, and love to get shitfaced, so...

Nobody asked Anderson Aldrich

Isn’t it a good thing for women that men drink more alcohol 💀💀

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That's also better just for clarity. I once was in a Walmart with signs for "men's socks & underwear" and "women's intimates"

@@Casocki Also since when are socks intimate clothing? Are my feet genitalia now that I'm transitioning?

@@tjenadonn6158 gotta cover them ankles 😳

@@tjenadonn6158 well, there's feet fetish, so... Maybe?

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What's special about pink?

@@dlg78 I bet he was denied it as a child because pink cake not mAnLy.

This makes me so happy☺️☺️☺️

​@@dlg78maybe he just really likes pink

Sweet comment! I needed this. THANKS! 🏳️‍🌈

Thanks, i really needed that ❤️

exept if you're a homophobe

@@egg2566 I'm here every Sunday and Wednesday to spread positivity and acceptance! But remember that you are valid and amazing everyday! 🏳️‍🌈

Let's make it top comment !

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Exactly, made up false claim by the gender ideologues

Also, as a genderfluid person, my level of feeling emotions would also fluctuate if you believe this

Men are not considered emotional and what that leads to is men not recognizing just how much they are steered by their emotions rather than being the ones attending to them. Aka there's a heavy misunderstanding on just how many decisions are not logic based at all, but intuition based :'3 Anger, by the way is NOT actually an emotion. That is the mind-blowing thing! Anger is a VOLUME! of emotion. Aka each emotion can be "loud" or "quiet". Anger is the "too much of ...." emotions. Too much love that can't go anywhere -> hate = anger Too much sadness -> anger Too much joy -> "anger" in form of it needing to burst out as mindless cheering. Fan crowds are a good examples of how "too much joy" can literally be threatening to whichever individual it's directed at. On the opposite side, the "too quiet" would be depressive episodes & lethargy "Anger" is basically what we call too much out of control energy in people. And that always stems from emotions. So yes, it's an abnomination that as societies we started to pretend that one gender supposedly is free of emotions while the other supposedly more free of logic.

Emotions and logic (logic in the sense of making decisions and human-related stuff) are two sides of the same coin so all “men are logical/women are emotional” does is make weird dualism and unnecessary foils to universal feelings and thoughts.

The emoji one is especially hilarious to me because my late grandfather exactly fit the stereotype of "manly" these people seem to be going for (gruff, stoic, decorated WWII sniper, hunter, did lots of manual labour in his life, showered thrice per year at best, etc), but he loved his grandkids more than anything and for sure would have used emojis to text with us if he had lived long enough to see the invention of smart phones. There's a pic of him with my sister and cousin "doing his hair", and he has a bunch of pink clips and bows all over his head.

​@@suchnothing aww he sounds so nice 🥺

@derpyslurp8779 nice in some ways, awful in others. He's the most complex person I ever knew, and if I learned anything from my relation to him, it's that people are complicated and can be both wonderful and terrible at the same time. Neither truth negates the other, they exist together in a weird paradox, and you have to learn how to hold both in your mind without allowing them to cancel each other out. During his time in the army he was put in charge of a group of Japanese war prisoners. His superior told him he had to keep the prisoners walking in circles around the encampment yard in the hot pacific island sun, all day. As soon as his superior left, he ordered the prisoners to sit in the shade instead. He actually lost his rank because of it. For most of his life at home, though, he was horribly racist and intolerant of different people. His kindness to the prisoners doesn't negate the experience of the people he was racist towards, nor does his intolerance negate the experience of the prisoners who were grateful to be treated like humans. Us grandkids have fond memories of being doted on and spoiled by him. We could do no wrong with him. But our parents have many childhood memories of their dad getting drunk and beating them up. The abusive father and doting grandfather both existed within him. I shouldnt throw out my wonderful experiences with him, and I cant ignore the childhood trauma my mom still hasn't healed from. They're both true.

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As I'm not much of a whiskey drinker (unless it has honey 🍯 in it) I'd prefer the Baileys regardless of my gender 😸

Well yeah you need the milk for coffee

Baileys and Kahlua in coffee, with whipped cream on top is called a Celtic Cuddler at a local pub here. Excellent treat for an after brekkie coffee.

It's not an Irish coffee if you don't use bailey's bailey's makes Irish coffee

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​@p-__ You really went and smelled his farts to be able to know that? Jeez. Well I hope you have better things to do than to spam that comment everywhere on the video.

I think the reason for original could be that it was international company for something. And only in Canada they had 3 gender groups. But the same questionnaire for all of the world.

"Canada" is also one of the nine possible genders of Alaskan voters.

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does any of that tie back to the ancient festival of bacchanal?

@@dietotaku bachelor and bachelorette parties could be tied back to that

​@@dietotakuProbably not since a bacchanal refers to Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine, whereas the origin of the medieval term baccalaureate is disputed but seems to have a rural or military connection.

@@bacul165 Yeah that’s why I thought maybe it could be indirectly tied back to that since bachelor/bachelorette parties seem to just be about getting drunk 😜

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The two genders: goths and femboys.

@@tjenadonn6158 - LMAO

@@tjenadonn6158 I'd subscribe to that dlc

@@tjenadonn6158 LMFAO

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@STOP IGBT What have you got against insulated gate bipolar transistors?

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Girl is masculine in Irish for whatever reason funfact

Yup, in german a lot of words that end with "chen" are neutral

​@@hollischeblume6393 I think its because its the Verniedlichung of "die Magd"

@@happytofu5 Yep. Same in Dutch with "de meid" and "het meisje"

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😃😅😅😄

That's the trans bottom surgery nobody tells you about.

Lol

@Ville That's it! You just have to go poo! Now that it's figured out, go take care of business. And maybe catch a nap. Come back when you're ready to play nicely. Meanwhile, it's nice of you to support this channel with so many comments!

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I guess nonbinary people don't get to drink Paris, then.

@@mirandarensberger6919 guess not 🤷

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@@p-__ ok weirdo

And they might still clog the toilet if you have older plumbing. Just don't flush the wipes, no matter what it says on the package.

Here in the UK 'flushable wipes' are a large part of the accumulation of fat-bergs in our sewer system so they do cause major issues even before they reach teh treatment plants, where special equipment is required to remove them and the other non-soluble solids.

@@SevCaswell yeah that’s what I’m saying, cause problems for the sewer system and even then if they do make it to the ocean not good for the environment

Yay!

Congratulations ur still a virgin

Thankyou! I hope you are doing well

Whoop whoop!

B) Ash squad unite lol

Congratulation, my friend! :) Happy to hear your family is supportive. I wish you a great success story with your ongoing transition.

Congratulations 💜💙💚❤️🧡🩶

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Well men ARE squids so that checks out

@@megapiglatin2574 That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about biology to dispute it.

@@shadowldrago it's true As a man, I am squid

@@EclipseINF Seems legit.

Regular unscented baby wipes are great! They get deodorant marks off black clothes, refresh hairspray, clean sweaty faces/pits, can be used on adult butts, and are much cheaper than wipes marketed to adults. You can’t flush them, but you can’t really flush the “flushable” wipes either.

oh yeah I have this problem with body lotion. everything has artificial scent and I dont like that.

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@@KossolaxtheForesworn They can be more pricey which SUCKS, but sensitive skin lotion don’t have scents. A much cheaper alternative if you don’t mind feeling a bit greasy is coconut oil!

@@KossolaxtheForesworn If you can stand the smell of mayonnaise, that is a really great moisturizer

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(continuing the tune) "What's a man but a miserable pile of secrets?"

Latin languages... 🤷🏻‍♂️

Also spanish speaking enbies: deals with English speakers saying that latiné and Latinx are "breaking grammar" and "not wanted by Spanish speakers" despite literally being created by Spanish speakers

@Ville_x clearly you do lmao

German speakers: You guys have neutral pronouns? (we have them but no one outside of the community knows them bcs they are all neopronouns)

​@@zenpie5093 what are they? And how do you get around always having to know if someone is Frau or Herr when addressing people in formal settings? Is there a neutral option?

"Mom, dad, I'm Quebecoise." "Sacre bleu!"

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Thank you for trusting us enough to tell us this about yourself.

When Quebecois is the sort of non-binary that is neither male, female, or typically non-binary, but hews closer to feminine non-binary gender

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I was incredibly grumpy before I transitioned.

Love for all

Love for all

Love for all

I feel the same way but for female gender norms Its a sad world we live in smh

Meanwhile I landed on enby because I failed the man test (couldn't enlist) but didn't grow out of the "tomboy phase" either

Sounds like your gender dysphoria is all to do with bad influences as a child. If you had supporting people around you telling you more balanced things you wouldn't have gender dysphoria. Yes men are generally more interested in sport, cars and being boisterous but not being those things doesn't make you any less of a man. Gender stereotypes are there because they're more common yes but you're still a man if you don't have those common traits.

@@SuperJJParker I agree in part but at this point in my life I have no desire to fit any gender role anymore. While I appreciate your beliefs on what it means to be male, I simply would rather not have to associate with a role that some if not most people associate with those things.

@@johnsmith-mo6kz that's the point. You don't have to fit any gender roles. Good support means you can be comfortable being you.

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Got any grapes?

All the goodness right back at you, dear Duck! 🙏❤🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

@@moogle9148 I unfortunately do not =(

Yes! You eat that cake!

Correct, good sir!

100% correct, it doesn't make you less of a man. It does mean your interest leans more to the feminine side however that still doesn't make you less of a man.

@@SuperJJParker what exactly makes them feminine? Besides ridiculous social norms that are arbitrary and subjective? Pink used to be considered a masculine color and assigned for boys. Even high heeled shoes were originally meant for men. It seems many things that were considered "for men" magically turn "feminine" when women break the norm and start using them 🤷🏽‍♀️ Women have that power to feminize everything they touch. We're feminizing boys now too, have you heard? Boys are posting songs on TikTok and using emojis because of it! You know cause everything women like is feminine and men liking the same or similar things means they "lean feminine". 🤔🧐😑😒💩🥸🤡👎 Here's some feminine emojis for you.

@@jelatinosa you're coming across very aggressive. That's not very feminine.

In that case, it's feminine

Simpler than German, which has three genders.

I'd love to see it!

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the irony is that all the marketing for women started as an excuse to tack on a pink tax. "this is a pack of pens, it is $4.99. this is a pack of pens 🌺FOR WOMEN🦄 so they're pink and they cost $6.99."

But the "Dude Wipes" are for penile refreshment

@@dietotaku Its not really irony. Its abusing social movements. The pink tax started being a thing when women were taking control of their own lives (and more importantly finances). And lots of women who wanted to "prove" their independence. Today we're seeing a rise of "men's rights" advocacy, and despite it being almost entirely whiny nonsense its still a fairly large demographic of men wanting to "prove" their masculinity. Apparently "proving" something to yourself by paying 20% more for a different color and a slogan is a gender-inclusive phenomena.

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Why do they have more alcohol? What's the point of that? 😳

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Great now I've got the song "gay or european" stuck in my head.

I was thinking Mycroft Holmes in Sherlock too. You do not want to mess with Mycroft.

Historically, umbrellas were considered "unmanly" until the Duke of Wellington used one throughout the Iberian campaign to keep the Sun off.

@@scienceandponies there. _right._ THERE. ~ 😂

My dad usually grunts loudly too, I thought there was something wrong with him, is this supposed to be "a show of male dominance"??

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Okay, now I have to go back and look...

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I think all the German has just left my body, could you give an example for that, please? I am so lost and would like to know what you mean :)

@@theotherratso a PhD in German is Dr. (short for Doktor) and you could also write Dr.’in (short for Doktorin) as a gendered form, same for professor. For the Bachelor degree it is Bachelor & Bachelorette

Don't they also use double titles? Like, instead of calling someone Doktor, you would say Herr Doktor? So would it be Frau Doctorin?

​@@maskedmallard537 jep

Brosquitoes is now my new favourite word.

That is a wholesome grandma while it's also confusing about the fact that dude wipes exist

@stop Igbt wow dude you're soooo cool

I see you too are a person of culture. 😁

To take care of the kids, most kids prefer their mother

Historically, women were treated as children. Before being "breeched" (having to wear trousers like a man) all children wore dresses. Only girl children continued to wear them into adulthood.

@@draalttom844 first of all, I don’t think that is necessarily the case anymore and second, what does that have to do with anything?

@@ificouldiwouldliveunderwat7058 it still is I sure get reminded that often as someone with mommy issues

@@ificouldiwouldliveunderwat7058 and easy. It's the reason why that rule happens. So the mother cares for the kid and the man considered useless take the risky side

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Well you're significantly better than the US, there is a young girl and her family claiming asylum in Canada due to all the anti-trans laws being passed.

Seriously, like I will take 40% alcohol fruit punch over piss bread juice any day

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@@passionate_possum_pal I know right and it tastes so fucking good

Beer isn't supposed to make you drunk, it's working alcohol, it's to drink whilst working

@@draalttom844 Ha! My coworkers and I drive trucks. Explain that one to the boss. 😂

Basically yeah. I’m in the US and it’s seen as a female thing over here. Hell selfcare in general is seen as feminine

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Not really, fitness wise men focus more on strength and muscle, women flexibility and tone. So just different goals, so yes, men wouldn't be into it as much.

@@dlg78 Buddhist men are.

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They're not intended for use at the back... They're for the front of a guy

@@melissabarrett9750 I'm not sure eucalyptus and tea tree oil are good for the front of a guy either, sounds like it would sting anything tender...

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Mine too.

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… A BOY! - Diogenes

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They're intended for a guys nether bits... At the front

@@melissabarrett9750 Guys don't need wipes for their bits. Also, wet disposable cloth is wet disposable cloth. I've used wipes on my pits when I'm in a hurry and don't have time to scrub. I've used wipes to clean surfaces in my bathroom. I've cleaned the bottoms of my feet with them. Trust me, the wipes don't mind. 👍

@@melissabarrett9750 they’re literally just larger baby wipes, they’re for anywhere you need to wipe XD

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I now want to know if there is a H.E.R for Women bodywash and a E.N.B.Y for Non-Binary People bodywash