Bobby Uttcrumbs that’s a perfect way to describe Kevin Smith’s dialogue

Fuck Magic the gathering

I couldn't have said that better myself... that is exactly correct 🤣

There is one big difference though: In a Tarantino movie every character talks like Tarantino. In a Smith movie every character talks like the character

Idk

what are cky

Exactly ❤🙃

@@robertmitchell7718 A random ass grunge band from PA that's been around for 20 years. No real reason anyone should know who they are.

@@nunnayorz5836 I think he means the CKY videos as in the early Jackass tapes, not the band music videos lol

The 90's were amazing... i used to watch Mallrats and CKY videos on repeat

I couldn’t stop looking at it anytime he was on screen 🤣

lol..

Remember this fucking because whenever you see clit you'll see this fucking face.

Hello clit commande

The female clit?

I yell that line every once in a while when i think no one can hear me 😂

BM Tenoch I can't imagine what Carlin would have to say about the current state of the world.

The un-ritten book of the road

I was about to write this comment when I happened upon yours!

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, kev says "It's basically the same movie. Jay and Bob hear they're making a reboot and decide to go back to Hollywood to stop it", or something like that.

I'd fuckin' watch it.

They officially begin shooting at the end of February.

Cesar Moreno legit?

Can't wait to see the "making of" for that movie =)

Uhhh literally no one else could ever do Jay

Jay IS jay, literally, he was just being him

Well the guy in Freddy vs Jason did a good job lol

Kevin will, and always will be, the oldest child in the film industry 😂

Ditto. Major thanks!!

Yes he is

Nah Brodie was, just Jason Lee plays any character well. Well except that fucking guy from the chipmunks

That is Kevin Smith's daughter Harley Quinn Smith

Pete Hill it was a joke between Kevin and his friends that Harley look like Jason so that why he cast his daughter as Jay’s daughter.

@@mskimberly.jones1114 Harley has always considered Jason as her adopted uncle and 'other dad'. She's known him her entire life.

Mazxlol you definitely aren’t.

@@Rountree1985 i know

Sadly until Jeff Anderson comes around, it’s not gonna happen

TheMultiGunMan definitely LoL 😂

Netflix and everyone else they pitched it too turned it down they did a lice audience table read of the script at a theater back home in Jersey last week or week before that to raise money for the theater. Kevin Smith is fucking awesome raised over 50,000 grand from the tickets and he didnt keep a fucking penny

@@Eric_1991 He's in.

what did you guys think of Clerks 3?

Melvin the Mop Boy were are a couple of the few who knew this 🙏

Maybe in the sense of what CT means to the Friday franchise/series even though he was only in the first (best) movie, but both him and Cube were/are pretty famous in their own right. Can't really say that about Smith and Mewes. They came up together and had their main successes together. No knock against them. Just pointing out how they're similar like you said, yet still different.

No

....the little punk-ass recidivist!

he’s going to be in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, just shot his scene the other day very cool :)

Askewniverse nigga.

kind of tough to watch Mewes be that out of it. Glad he's sober now.

+JonasDash at what point are you referring to?? I mean specifically in THIS video to make you say/bring that up???

Tinsletown Stiff, a big bucket of wind

@@codyseifert4427 You seriously can't tell?

Tom Gallagher - The Comic Book Cast mr. Oscar affleck to big for smith now

He wasn't so big when he was 22/23 years old and struggling to shed his jock asshole image. If it wasn't for Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck wouldn't be the successful actor he is today. Post-Chasing Amy, everybody wanted Ben Affleck to play their leading man. And Jersey Girl wasn't Kevin's fault, it was Ben's fault for agreeing to do Gigli (the non-Martin Brest version) Martin Brest wanted to make a mob movie without J Lo, but the studio jammed her down his throat (no pun intended)

Jersey Girl is what happen

How

They should had of made a third movie.

and now they have!

Lol Fast forward one year and now their friends again!

lol yes

“Maybe probably cruisin’ along at a 6 or 7. You get the flame in there? Nine. 9-2.”

I have 0 memory of leaving this comment. Lmao

Time flies! LOL

I think it light have been vinyl, but could be latex

Alright calm down

Final scene after the end credits.

When God closed the book on the ViewAskewniverse. There was a book mark in the back of the book with a few more pages left. That would be Clerks 2, Jay & Silent Bob Reboot, Clerks 3, and Mallrats 2 on those pages.

If they can find what bridge he currently resides under....

Doyledeth he’s not

Billy Beane will ferrell is part owner lafc sir, so probably a bridge near the stadium

“Play it cool hotshot”

Kelly Bond dude just as I read this it cut to him eating something

You listen to tell em steve Dave the podcast rught!?

Kevin actually said if he didn’t put him in the movies, he might be fine, because it was during the filming of Mallrats when he started doing drugs

His first non Viewaskewniverse film was Jersey Girl. It came out 2 years before Clerks 2 and it was a huge bomb. My point is that if he really was as cowardly as you think he is he wouldn't have directed any non Viewaskewniverse after that and he would have kept milking the cash cow.

Alex Rus did I say that? I don't recall. all I remembered was I said that directing non viewaskewniverse movies was a huge mistake on his part. also, if I recall, I think Clerks II got at minimum mediocre scores. JG got panned, hard. with 3 razzie nominations. the worst thing Clerks II got was "it's not as good as the first one" complaints. Say what you will about cash cows, but what would you do if you had 2 choices: getting panned by everyone and not earning money, or getting some complaints about doing the same shit and still earn a respectable amount of money?

@@LizardOfOz69 watch the making of from Clerks II. It was the first film after two previous bombs they got the new york times back to give them a good review. It was very well received and Fans loved it. He is hugely satisfied with Clerks II. Watch the making of. worth it.

...every one loved Clerks 2

24:09.. your welcome.

Shannen Doherty is a goddess

Beverly hills 90210 was old skool jack jack

Wait till u get a girlfriend! Or hooker! Then ya can get bra less titties on the reg!

She is so beautiful.

i was going to say the same! lol used to remember years ago with shitty connection how i would be content if i got seamless play of 480p 4:3 picture

yeah cause his career is over now, he was just the one consistent thing people praised by the movie and people want to see his very own written and directed batman movie after jl. If that is what career ending looks like then please tell me how to replicate "failing upwards".

Agreed. I don't see how his career is over by any means. Even though BvS was a disappointment, Affleck is still a popular actor and an award-winning director. He's gonna be just fine.

It's still no fun being the best thing in a terrible movie. See Sad-fleck for proof. He probably thought he would never have to be in a movie as bad as Daredevil...but somehow he got stuck in one even worse.

Great opinion.

BvS was fuckin awesome...fuck off bitches

He actually worked for scale, which is analogous to minimum wage

DeaconTaylor no bullshit!!! Long Live the King of TESD!!!

Rockman IXA good call!

Actually during this movie he was off the drugs. But was perpetually drunk to get through it. That's why his face looks more chubby in this than in the other movies. He has had a hard long road to sobriety, thankfully he's clean now and he's got a baby girl with his long time girlfriend.

@@Rawsilver Amen to that.