BEST OF Hitman 2 - Oney Plays
Рет қаралды 427,152
4 жыл бұрынSubscribe for more Oney Plays ► bit.ly/oneyshole
Oney Plays Hitman 2 for PS4. This video of Hitman 2 Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
Compilation Editor ► / @bestofgameplays.
Follow Oney Plays on Twitter: / oneyplays
Our Merch Store ► oneyplays.store
Follow Oney Plays on Facebook: / oneyplays
Follow Oney on Instagram: / oneysc
Subscribe to Oney Cartoons! ► bit.ly/1i9kZFO
Check out my Music Channel! ♫ bit.ly/1i8zi3z
Follow me on Facebook: / oneysvideohole
#hitman2 #hitman
@solophentii3468 4 жыл бұрын
“A coin, at this hour?” is legendary
@bbvampyre 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Tomar, trying to logic his way out of Chris and Zach's hellscape hypotheticals
@flashdelirium2 4 жыл бұрын
Great avatar, G-Sides is underrated.
@KokomoJoe23 4 жыл бұрын
A coin? At this hour?
@charliebarkin100 4 жыл бұрын
That's one of my favorite bits from the Hitman series as well as the Overwatch part and the leaf one lools
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt 4 жыл бұрын
I mean as an Overwatch player my life is basically Overwatch
@SuccMunkey 4 жыл бұрын
Some leaves are brown like people
@o.b.carson1338 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuccMunkey Some leaves are red like people
@NicCounty 4 жыл бұрын
aw u stole MY QUoTE
@bombajoy9725 4 жыл бұрын
i wake up at precisely 3:03am every night in a cold sweat thinking about those pig physics
@CommunismNeverWorked 4 жыл бұрын
Do you ask yourself "pig physics at these hours?"
@bombajoy9725 4 жыл бұрын
Diogo Barbosa always 😰😰😰
@truenickspivak 4 жыл бұрын
Erin Hirtzig I once saw a pig in a field and a farmer ran into him but the pig didn’t move I yelled at him and said the pig physics are breaking, he looked at me with awe and looked at me with blood dirppin out of his eyes and said the pig physics are mine and a pig appeared in my passenger seat, which caused me to crash but the pig lag switched and was suddenly outside my window snickering as I was bleeding out in my flipped car
@madisondavis5640 4 жыл бұрын
Those damn pig physics
@kiddynamite1991 4 жыл бұрын
How quaint.
@NecoLumi 4 жыл бұрын
14:29 The idea of Hitman repeating "Do you know who I am" to people completely unaware of his presence then smacking them unconscious with a shovel is so funny to me, I have no idea why
@MistyDusker 3 жыл бұрын
Well.....do you know who he is now, at least?
@pipebombmailer 3 жыл бұрын
he’s on a power trip
@CG_GamingChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar's a professional neck snapping tyrant hitman in real life which is why he was never impressed with Chris' playthrough
@awfullysomething 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@FluffyIronGolems 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I love Tomar and his iconic self neck snap
@elsocavon295 4 жыл бұрын
That hammer comment almost blew his cover
@2MANFROMBOY 4 жыл бұрын
The last king of Constantinomar
@LjBeats 4 жыл бұрын
He hides his barcode under his beard
@MysteriousJojo 4 жыл бұрын
This is probably the peak of the Chris/Zach/Tomar pairing
@truenickspivak 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TDM14TWD 4 жыл бұрын
just jumped back to OneyPlays after not watching for like 2 years. Is the current revolving cast Zach, Tomar, and Lyle?
@JohnnyTTK 4 жыл бұрын
@@TDM14TWD Yes, although Zach seems to miss some episodes every now and then
@elcomemierda2624 4 жыл бұрын
It is. Now go make some god toer videos.
@onionsilk 4 жыл бұрын
Visage
@tristanxaviergarciaparrao356 4 жыл бұрын
5:03 zach saying snap his neck is the little voice i hear in my head before doing something risky
@RacingSnails64 3 жыл бұрын
TristanXavier GarciaParrao i probably will now too. thanks!
@xmanmemes3208 3 жыл бұрын
Hi fellow Xavier
@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын
His neck has pig physics
@hardliketissues7463 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of buying hit man 2 to play until I saw there are pig physics. That’s way to much for a simple man like myself. In 1983 I told myself “I will put a gun in my mouth if they ever include pig physics in video games.” I had no idea today would be the day though. If your reading this Linda tell the kids I love them. I’m sorry.
@jobdylan5782 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed, that's all that matters
@islandboy9381 4 жыл бұрын
the pig physics made me the man I am today
@ChargeQM 4 жыл бұрын
@@islandboy9381 We are born from the pig physics, made men by the pig physics, undone by the pig physics.
@riddlemethat5597 4 жыл бұрын
It was the damndest thing, when the police found him the bastard had been dead for years. His computer was still on, playing Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs.
@Abdega 4 жыл бұрын
Griffin! This is Linda! We can work through this!
@BrodyVO 4 жыл бұрын
“There’s a place to stash their bodies when you hammer them to death.”
@SuccMunkey 4 жыл бұрын
classic Tomar, always hinting at his immense knowledge of how to kill and where to hide the bodies
@maddoxio 2 жыл бұрын
@@SuccMunkey Tomar has killed several people within the last few minutes. The man actually uses the flesh of his victims to rebuild Zach after Zach's daily skin peeling spider baths.
@rosewilson1052 3 жыл бұрын
"We need a 2/3 vote on all non-critical kills" - Does Tomar realize who the other two people he's playing with are?
@disposable_income_andy 2 жыл бұрын
*Do you know who I am?*
@BootNdoof 4 жыл бұрын
"am pissed, ma friggin peanuts went sour"
@carlosalbertotorres6609 3 жыл бұрын
27:51 a generation defining moment
@thatsmeatman7023 4 жыл бұрын
“How pissed would you be if you laid an egg” has to be the most rhetorical thing I’ve ever heard and that’s a compliment
@chucktweegee 4 жыл бұрын
In the eyes of the law, yes I have committed a great crime, but in the eyes of God, I am amongst him
@RasmusKudahl 3 жыл бұрын
The classic Homer J. Simpson quote. As iconic as “D’oh!” And “Eat my shorts”
@ramennoodles8147 3 жыл бұрын
I love your pic
@chucktweegee 2 жыл бұрын
@Dr Eggman Anytime, Mr Eggman from Sonic Hedgeman
@stevechaney1430 4 жыл бұрын
“in fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf”
@kiddynamite1991 4 жыл бұрын
Some leaves are red like people.
@rafigoghimarfirman3480 4 жыл бұрын
hey future me you're probably looking for this 27:54
@revplaysminecraft8981 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TheScarface43 3 жыл бұрын
Here's something for future me: A coin? At this hour? - 7:48 Drop the knife, Jaxxy - 22:32 Homer-off - 39:51
@somethingbanter 3 жыл бұрын
thank
@alechango8315 3 жыл бұрын
Omg thank you so much!here have a gold star
@Zephenath 3 жыл бұрын
the way he delivers the FOOOD
@TheLautox162 4 жыл бұрын
Make the world your weapon!
@KatsuPancake 4 жыл бұрын
make the world, your weapon!
@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 4 жыл бұрын
nopaew ruoy dlrow eht ekaM
@FirstLast-hp2tu 4 жыл бұрын
Did they not include that part?
@TheLautox162 4 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-hp2tu no unfortunately
@TheHugsvilleHorror Жыл бұрын
Best line 11:58 and the excitement/panic in Zach's voice. Pure comedic timing.
@nathanburke9392 4 жыл бұрын
Ok you got me, this was pretty funny
@faris8631 4 жыл бұрын
go to bed nathan
@phrog1661 4 жыл бұрын
27:50 Someone please animate that part 💀
@kiddynamite1991 4 жыл бұрын
TOMAR NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@MastaChief2026 4 жыл бұрын
22:33 Drop the knife Jaxxie
@Cazaq 3 жыл бұрын
There are many similarities between man and leaf at 9:20...so good.
@lukieboo2000 4 жыл бұрын
24:07 When Chris skipped I lol’ed harder than I have lol’ed in a while
@theSoruman 4 жыл бұрын
26:34 I needed to hear this hypothetical again
@TylerLasagna 4 жыл бұрын
this quickly became my favorite oneyplays series, wish it'd come back!
@komodotheism8519 4 жыл бұрын
Dude. This and their playthrough of fear are amongst my favorite.
@RibbonVintageGirl 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@JuanHerrera-ft2tz 4 жыл бұрын
A compilation? At this hour?
@Top10WizardReviews 4 жыл бұрын
Games involving murder are the wheelhouse for the Oney crew. I'm sure most games involve killing in some form, the defeating of enemies and so on, but you get the idea.
@fudgepuppy9683 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's like the majority of games involve that or something
@JapeBrood 4 жыл бұрын
i think the word you want is assasination
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt 4 жыл бұрын
I think he just means the ability to freely murder civilians and stuff especially with food for Jaxxy and screwdrivers ect.
@Top10WizardReviews 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I liked when they played Assassin's Worm
@snickersruinedmylife8306 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when The funny little creature said a funny lil' ol' quip and made me laugh!
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear alien
@Deadbeatcow 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bran_Flakesx7 this guy just writes random shit to try and get people to watch his videos, I'm not sure if it's a bot but they're sure as hell annoying
@snickersruinedmylife8306 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Hey buddy. Vent to me anytime you'd like okay? I'll be here for you. Bot or not
@islandboy9381 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku revealing your GIRLfriends gender ummm yea don't wanna surprise you but ummm yea
@suckersupreme4380 4 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that Best Of Gameplays is actually being featured on the actual channel. They make good shit!
@BestOfGamePlays. 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Really appreciate it :)
@jiornojiovanna5722 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Really appreciate it :)
@macaronitree9127 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Really appreciate it :)
@superchroma 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Really appreciate it :)
@unclefungus9389 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Really appreciate it :)
@maxwell8773 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just here for “a coin? At this hour?” And i’ll move along.
@Stinkydo0d 4 жыл бұрын
20:45 This laugh gives me life.
@theavoidinghat1681 4 жыл бұрын
We need a "Zach's Top 10 Little Characters" video.
@williamhenryharrison644 4 жыл бұрын
it's just black baby 10 times
@egaliseur8430 3 жыл бұрын
“Eye dew naht want 2 have 2 put a silver bullet in your heeeart my loooove”
@stevenmccroskey3411 4 жыл бұрын
19:50 this may be the first time one of Zach’s hypotheticals actually pertains to the future.
@val4128 3 жыл бұрын
dude.......
@MelvinIsANiceBoy 4 жыл бұрын
Since Einstein's final words were in german and no one knew what he said, his final words were definitely "Pig physics"
@Skairsnik 4 жыл бұрын
He was trying to warn us but we didn't listen, and now were paying the price.
@islandboy9381 4 жыл бұрын
''das varken fysica'' his last words he wrote in a notebook and is lost somewhere
@foxfizzle7404 3 жыл бұрын
I read that as Epstein and I didn't question it.
@CeCiLToons 4 жыл бұрын
Still autistically mad they didn’t wear the clown outfit once during the entire playthrough
@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 4 жыл бұрын
Autistically mad
@croingo8294 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair the clown outfit is the most used outfit for any funny KZfaq men
@islandboy9381 4 жыл бұрын
They didn't have any disagreement on an argument to use it for
@statiq1941 4 жыл бұрын
It's just an unfunny outfit now
@HeyImLucious 4 жыл бұрын
@@statiq1941 ^ Honestly, this.
@nicolasg7690 3 жыл бұрын
10:33 , me cleaning a whiteboard
@NicCounty 4 жыл бұрын
“A coin, at this hour?” one of the many Questions science still cant answer
@anewspinonthings 4 жыл бұрын
P I G-__-P H Y S I C S 7:00
@QuantumPineapple 4 жыл бұрын
I told myself in 1991 when they put in pig physics I stop playing games
@slapchop151 3 жыл бұрын
9:37 i fucking love this
@dylanmaguire3595 4 жыл бұрын
This is a highkey underrated oneyplays series. Chris's genuine love for the game is a nice change of pace, and it's the perfect game for weird shenanigans for them all to make jokes about
@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын
7:05 top ten oneyplays moment of all time undoubtedly I swear on my fathers grave
@snakefang1123 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but at 7:38 Zach had a perfect Peter Lorrie impersonation going. I kinda want more of that from him.
@hatchmaster_5745 3 жыл бұрын
Im not sure how I feel about Zach saying "Now this guy looks suspicious" everytime they see a black person
@FoxyAesthete14 4 жыл бұрын
21:14 "that one Cortex pipe scene from twinsanity"
@applesaucemorton5443 3 жыл бұрын
"we make people laugh/smile get over it" the best oneyplays line
@kechuchamysterion5195 4 жыл бұрын
4:48 i dont know why chris saying "shmagoo" is so funny to me
@FernandoHernandez-nq7ys 4 жыл бұрын
You guys need to make a Zach plush. I would def buy and I think many others as well.
@ChargeQM 4 жыл бұрын
It must be 90 percent nose.
@Agentshadling 3 жыл бұрын
Here from the future, you got what you wanted
@FernandoHernandez-nq7ys 3 жыл бұрын
@@Agentshadling yes sir I ordered the bundle lol
@bushidog6915 3 жыл бұрын
14:00 saving this for later
@TreebeardXIV 4 жыл бұрын
I miss this series so goddamn much, this really proves that Chris, Zach and Tomar just work so well together.
@Andyp12 3 жыл бұрын
That bit towards the end that culminates in the classic "ant beneath my boot!" monologue is such a scarily accurate insight into the malformed egos of the average internet e-celeb and their mindset. Some of the most twisted people on the planet and the internet was just the newest catalyst to give exposure to their particular brand of insanity. These people would vomit radioactive waste into starving children's mouths if they could find a way to increase their 'clout' doing it.
@_Jay_Maker_ 2 жыл бұрын
7:01 Legendary Pig Physics leading into Pizza Sniffs.
@Nuckydie 4 жыл бұрын
"Schmutz" (the oily thing in oneys eye) is german for "dirt". Germans call "Schlaf" tho, which translates to "sleep"
@Awesomewithaz 4 жыл бұрын
Great thing to watch after watching the previous Best of Hitman 2
@thatsmeatman7023 4 жыл бұрын
Their vocal range is phenomenal, their improv is impeccable
@Smojo10 4 жыл бұрын
You guys should've continued it! It was a great series!
@lv.2073 2 ай бұрын
9:21 “In fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf” may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
@EndChineseGenocide 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, I just went back and watched all of your hitmen videos, even the one that isn't in the playlist, but I'll watch them again
@TheDeviIDogg 4 жыл бұрын
15:23 What odd timing, today's Unas Annus video fits with this story so well and it's crazy
@mememan3424 3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori
@Squeesher 4 жыл бұрын
The Homer voice bit near the end floors me every time :D
@williammauldin9332 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting on this one for a long time, thank you funny men.
@RyanRosenblumDirecting 4 жыл бұрын
We need more of this game, STAT.
@pengo2418 4 жыл бұрын
That best of dude, *that was classic*
@Ghinion_Ghost 5 күн бұрын
In 2019, I was interested in Hitman 2 so I decided to look up some gameplay. I came across the Oneyplays hitman 2 video and I've been a fan ever since.
@ahhdee1996 4 жыл бұрын
This and the Friday the 13th one are my mom's favorite oneyplays. You guys are the best.
@chotorama521 3 жыл бұрын
"in fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf" FUCKGING MADE MEL OSE MY SHIT IM ALUGHIGNF OS HARD
@cecilofchristmaspast4186 4 жыл бұрын
Hitman has to be about my favorite gameplay of these funny little characters
@eddiemudie952 3 жыл бұрын
My dream for the human race and life on Earth is that some day we get another Hitman playthrough with the same trio.
@tobeymalone3436 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Zach's impression of Albert Einstein is just Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory
@pissedoffnation 3 жыл бұрын
BRING THIS SERIES BACK DANG IT
@DearAliya 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar cracking up over the pig physics joke makes me smile more than normal
@SWISS-1337 4 жыл бұрын
I'll watch and like this again, simply to give these legends a good KZfaq paycheck. Please never die.
@asmordisfluffbreaker4999 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, time for some Oney.
@dub3r5 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t play hit man that much because I wanna be a perfectionist about all the levels but when I see them fucking around but still able to beat the stage and still have fun with it, it’s funny and enjoyable, that’s why this is one of my favorite playthroughs they did. Plus Zach and Oney terrorize Tomie and and is it’s just a perfect duo all around.
@ramirolopez7967 4 жыл бұрын
"You assume you can talk to me? really?"
@jaredgerdts 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yes ive been waitin foe dis
@_swesters_ 4 жыл бұрын
I miss this series so much
@Turtle_Pong 4 жыл бұрын
"Drop the knife Jaxie"
@kjcaramel4547 4 жыл бұрын
I love how difficult it is to make Zach laugh. He is the embodiment of comedy, and knows *exactly* when and how something is funny, but he has the ability to hold in the laughter so everyone else can enjoy cackling in tears.
@totallynotmichael 4 жыл бұрын
Chris and Zach poking at Tomar is my favorite thing
@scottys.3958 4 жыл бұрын
A series I still wish was around.. :(
@milesofsmiles24 4 жыл бұрын
More hitman please!
@seburox 3 жыл бұрын
14:05 "They're everywhere"
@_Redtro 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite Joke: 7:46
@randyrandy2460 4 жыл бұрын
this series was great
@mr.azizsshitposts 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me this doesn’t mean the series is over, I loved this series
@xmanmemes3208 3 жыл бұрын
27:54 best part.
@senorretard 4 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't complain but I would've rather a complete video than a best of this series was really fun
@sasquatchredbeard9385 4 жыл бұрын
"Some leaves are brown like people, some leaves are red like peopyole" if only the police could watch oneyplays and learn the relationship between man and leaf. Racism could come to an end.
@bigboiz8414 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny gave my tummy the rumblies
@XLamonteCoxX 4 жыл бұрын
I hope they return to this series.
@ProteinBlob 4 жыл бұрын
This was a wonderful birthday present. Thank you boiz
@eddie2000ad 4 жыл бұрын
The auto captions didn't even recognize zach's last pig physics ramble as actual human language.
@angelgenesis3622 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was hallucinating when my mouse hovered over this video for a second and I saw what I saw XD
@bearoyay 4 жыл бұрын
Zach is the funniest improv human being on the planet. Hes the guy who buys eggs and the laundromat then will tell you "you wont believe what happened at the laundromat the other day!"
@hydrodragonn7385 4 жыл бұрын
Just started the video, can’t wait till double homer.
@Pensive_Scarlet 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaah, let me just hover over that thumbnail for instant memories... (clip show preview is nothing but questionable skanky Chel pics) Hey, no fair. You guys are using the Auto-Humor Materia! How can I compete with that!? >;0
@plorpyswivelbottom945 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the hit man babysitting these three hooligans
@ronswanson1704 4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate trio
TheSoul Music Jam
Рет қаралды 27 МЛН
Шейзи Кз
Рет қаралды 20 М.