hehe... there's a real illegality related to talking stuff about stuff conspiralcies

No there isn't ​@@wotsthis8148

Ya it's a new trend

@@wotsthis8148 should not be illegal to talk about the truth. That's called communism 😂

You can tell he really wants to make more videos of the topic but his ego gets in the way

Finally someone that understands!!!!!!

But does the dinosaur spin or does it just hover?

Dino chicken nuggie

@OpalLeigh-il8yj it hovers and the sun rotates around it

If only we lived on a giant dinobite…

Right?! Homeschooled ids are not privy to that information.

they’re rectangles LIBERAL

It's that what you humans call a motor car👽😂

Pretty sure it was Barry. Thats why no one likes you Barry!

It's actually a Megagon. Edit - disdyakis triacontahedron.

My farts are better than oompaville's farts.

Probably

someone call turok

That’s cool, let’s go with that 😂

Bingo

How’d you figure this one out dingus 💀💀

@@Zappyisyopappy Seeing how He never replied to You, I bet He got schwacked

Your close. But it's actually lord of the rings, the Tolkein universe that is actual cannon.

Makes sense

Even worse they admit they edited the picture of the earth from space. Any camera from the moon would have been damaged from the van allen belt. That doesnt mean we didnt go though.

it was always pointless to use images as editing precedes even photoshop, but now everyone is aware thanks to AI

Haven't heard this in years

That's what I was gonna say! It is SO obvious!

And the governments of the world are also hiding the fact that Santa Claus is actually a pig-man called the Hogfather!

Right?! Like come on!

Governed by the only Supreme being there is, his holy noodleness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Excuse me, lion turtle*, not star turtle

yeah, but where is the bunker?

​@MikeSnifferpippets I think at home.

😄

@@EnthusiasticLock-hn4qp This is a very serious situation this person must be more specific 😂😂😂

But what's the weather? Which way is the wind blowing? And what is he wearing?

A true American hero and an Inspirational astronaut,I really loved him in that documentary starship troopers!

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@p-_ Yeah so you keep saying but how do we put that to the test?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Pretty subjective if you ask me!.

I think you mean Neil Patrick Harris

No, I think it was the famous vampire killing President Abraham Lincoln who said "three in the pink is like one in the stink, if you catch my drift"

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@@p-__ Go away

Oh no those are actually in the sock realm. If you enter your washing machine you can actually pass through the portal, but you gotta return before the cycle finishes otherwise you'll get stuck.

I feel this is the bigger conspiracy at hand I can’t keep a pack of dam socks for a month

I have a literal basket of socks that don't have a partner. It makes no sense. I bet they have a lot of guitar picks as well.

Absolutely, I love documentaries but sometimes they drone on and it gets pretty boring. Oomp throwing in jokes and whatnot gives that little break you need to stay entertained and keep you watching

Hey buddy, earth isn’t being held up by two dragons I promise. Let happiness flow. It’s actually held up by two enormous women wearing jean shorts past their knees.

It's being held up by 4 elephants on the back of a giant turtle hurtling through space.

​@@fancykarlmarxlike the jorts juggalos wear?

@@user-ul1xq2db4f we wish. Freakin blue denim

@@SylviByrne_ heresy

Be quiet, bot

They still call it the Pythagorean "Theorem". Even though, you can time and time again prove its efficacy on any medium. Just goes to show how hard it is for things to become actual scientific "Laws"

Do u really have to Google info that we learned in elementary school? Granted, a lot of what we were taught was false, but not that at least

I love when globetards say this absolute nonsense. Buddy, just because a GoOgLe SeArCh says this does not make it true. If you think the theory of evolution is "factual" then you need to back up and rethink your life. There should be thousands upon thousands of transitional species found in fossil records. Actually that's likely a huge understatement. Millions possibly. But yet there are zero. We only see the same animals we already know of aside from the occasional extinct species we find. Which again, is rare in the grand scheme of things. These transitional species should literally dominate the fossil records though and we see NONE.

@@TheChrisLeone depending what you mean when you say gravity, well yes, Gravity is objectively an unproven theory. I'm not talking about little g. Little g is just downward excelleration which is well established. We're talking Big G. I'm sure you don't have the first clue what any of that means, being ignorant to basic physics, but you'll still virtue signal about the religion of Scientism I'm sure. I'm talking about the Theory of Relativity. If you think the BeNdiNg aNd wArPiNg oF SpAcETiMe is "proven" then you are special. Einstein quite literally admits in his own words that he created it to save face for heliocentrism when Michaelson Morley experiments disproved the motion of earth. He then claimed that the testing apparatus shrank and time dilated which bends and warps our reality to perceive the universe as Geocentric. They literally admit that ALL celestial observations align with a geocentric model. This was made to save face and y'all don't even realize it 🤦🏻 In reality, density and buoyancy alone explain "gravity" with the help of electrostatics which establish what is "down". There is no need for any nonsense theory.

@@benparrish672 what were you taught that was false

*tasty sandwiches.

that makes no sense. unless its bologna sandwiches. then it makes perfect sense

The irony of that joke is that they really do have a stockpile of cheese in a mountain in the United States.

​@@ll-OnlyXans-llcame here to say this.

True

what if it's a huge terrarium and we cant leave?

😅😅😅😅

Nice 👍🏿

Deus ex moment

Yeah exactly. Plus astronauts, and pilots, military personal, etc... And not one of them have spilled the beans? This is why the grand conspiracies are way too far fetched. Theres no way thousands and thousands, if not millions, of people know about this and not one has said anything.

I'm not a flat earther... All "governments" used to say the earth is flat!

Yeah secret alliances never happen.

​@@darthjedi5420 even in ancient Greece they knew that the earth wasn't flat. Thts over 3,000 yrs ago dude

If you dig deep enough they all have "answers". There is not a single complete flat earth map though. Astrophysicists are capable of representing most of the solar system to a degree precise enough to answer everything. The flat earth model resorts to creating multiple incompatible models the individually answer a problem. None of those maps are compatible to create one unified model though, hilarious

You obviously haven't looked into at all then because it's been asked and explained too many times to count.

@@aahhhhhhhhhhhhh everything? Since when is a few percent everything. By explain I guess you mean make up unscientific ad hoc explanations like dark matter & energy when their theories don't comply with the rest of the model.

@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2this is true

I bet you they have not thought about any of those once

the magnetic poles can’t be magnetic

I don't know if you're trolling, but imagine a triangle on a graph You are on (0,0) Clouds are on (2,2) Sun is at (6,3) From your perspective you see the sun under the clouds, but if you see it from the side, you can see the sun is clearly above the clouds. Hope it makes it more clear

😅😅😅😅

“The foo fighters made a berry flavor called foo berries, can we try them”

Got em

Pilots are all lying. They push Greenland down to make it seem like you're flying over it, but in reality it's a fake Greenland. Notice you won't see any people while flying over "Greenland"

Obviously all plane flights are fake. You really think those are windows? Ok sure, I guess Panasonic is now making "windows"😏 Classic sheeple, literally can't stay in the air for more than a second when they jump but easily are tricked into believing a billion pound tube of metal can simply whisk them away into the clouds without even flapping it's wings! Sure, I bet you could even be tricked into believing such a thing could swim through water without flippers! Haha so simple minded. I pity the globtrds!

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Pilots are paid actors

Can't Stop, Won't Stop.

The *_EVIL PIZZA_*

Well well well

Watch more drugs!!❤

Doc was just tryna reveal the secrets of the universe to that individual minor

34 min 24 likes. Fell of hard

Now we need to send you whispers.

Sup nux

A solid dark brown mass?

the kids in his basement

*-twilight zone music intensifies-*

What is Mr. Oompy Doompy hiding

Yes.

Or icebergs built to look like ships!🤯

dope 😎

I don't know if it's been made public but nobody will believe me anyway: there was a project to make giant floating aircraft carriers out of iceberg but as you've probably guessed moving them was found to be inefficient. 🤫

@@unknown5150variable not really out of icebergs but out of Pykrete (a mix of ice and sawdust). But yeah it was shelved both due to lack of funds and also because it only worked on below -15ºC (5ºF for you americans) temperatures

@@unknown5150variableyeah there was also a plan to make roaming chip munk turrets but that didn’t pan out

love entities

I mean entities

I'm thinking critters

Because they will be able to get there😂 not us

@murphdawg9263 Yeah. I would think it was hilarious if we did it but we didn't so I have to pretend it's not.

Nah, Congress is often televised live.

That would actually be zimbabwe

Yeah but geo engineering and genetic modifications are nothing to worry about so... did you drink your daily fluoride yet whinston? 😂

And we fail miserably

Not to mention the risks of contaminating the world with any prehistoric viruses or bacteria's.

Very astute! Never thought of that!!! Thank you for sharing. In all seriousness.

Hmmmm😮

Riiigghhhttt....

That makes zero sense, why would a few coke cans and trash effect any ancient ruins?

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No. That sounds rad.

Basic

@@gavincleland9010 Kevin is super rad.

But why are there beans on a taco

They're refried obviously, the Bible gave us hints with "revived" = refried​@@JanelleMichelle99

Sounds like cannibalism with extra steps

Yeah they've known about the roundness of the Earth for a looong time independently across several different societies. But I could imagine just like today with the internet at our fingertips there's still flat earthers so they probably existed back then too smh.

@@ziggygunz2447 it kinda didnt matter i think. Even if they knew earth is round, they didnt had a way to circle around it... For the Romans, England was a far away land... We can fly just for the last 100 years. There is plenty of things that needed peoples attention localy!!! In a way, simpler can be stronger..

YOU THINK??? Well that settles it!! Thank you!!!

That’s was Greek experiment bro

shadows prove time zones. not roundness

😂😂😂😺 🐱 😸

Best comment ever.😅

I'm no longer a flat earther

Want some more straw for that argument?

@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 Yes?

Fe isn't in space. Nobody in fe thinks eclipses are produced the way you assume they are, it's not scientific either just another assumption.

😂

They didn’t want you to leave your Alexa

Too many rich Diegos in this wolrd

Yea but the NSA has been proving to be spying on everything We do That’s not even a “conspiracy “ anymore.

They knew. Who do you think put them in the fridge, in the first place? The dog?

Or, are you being made to think thats your favourite conspiracy? Welcome to the matrix my friend. 😂

I've read recently World War I didn't happened it was a experiment to limit the population of young healthy males.

he's joking

Psssssst no one cares 😂😂

Didn't sound that great to me, sounds like a nightmare

That’s totally not ominous

Clearly you misspelled "dogs"..😌 Don't you mean "birds" 😉 Lol

I like the idea of godzilla crawling around down there

Hey! Hollow Earth is liklier to be true than not true, imho. If we consider the accounts of it without prejudice. Objectively, there's more evidence to suggest it's true than not true!

@@sovereignbrehon respectfully, there is not any evidence to suggest it's true. There is however significant evidence that the Earth has a molten core because Geothermal energy production literally exists. As further evidence I present the following : Volcanoes.

That's gotta be fact! 😂😂

Yeee yeee I’m in Va too brother and I’ve seen this !!

Eh Neighbor..😏 I'm in Appalachia as well,in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia..right on the Ohio River 🙂 (Mothman is my favorite Cryptid..though,Wv has got a long list of them,apparently)😆Lol

We know shadows of rocks in pictures go different ways but were supposed to pretend that's OK and don't ask questions.

We know the material on the surface of the moon is older then the material if you dig into it towards the core. 🤷‍♂️

We know the moon has an ashen, rocky, homogenous surface and we've mapped its entire surface

Yes we do. Its very chalky and made up of helium. When they hit the moon with the take off module it rang for hours. They also brought home multiple rocks. Obviously they would have faked the footage but doesnt mean we didnt go. Also prob was a UFO that took us.

Boys, let's go to Antarctica. Bring up your weapons and sentries boys.

Its a light matrix, no need for walls.

what??? they never claim there is an ice wall in the arctic, only the antarctic. which there is for the most part. you can look up plenty of photos and videos. lol that part isnt even considered a "conspiracy". it doesnt really matter though. you dont need a wall around a pond, just slightly higher ground containing it. that is the heart of their argument.

Look at the map of flat earth, the arctic is in the middle furthest possibly away from the ice wall 😂

how many level flights does it take to get around the ball 🤣

That's where the "elites" are gonna go when we are all locked down into 15 minute prison supercities eating bugs in our rental pods

They have a lot of the same speech patterns it's funny to see

This is exactly the comment that I was looking for. I think the same thing every time I hear a flat-earther speaks... so, just we are on a flat planet, no other planet in the explorable universe is flat.... just ours... sure.

​​@@tamsyngagne7001tbf, the idea that earth is flat is as "main character syndrome" as it gets. These people believe they see the truth and everyone else is wrong. So the idea earth is the only flat world out there in the universe fits that world view. These people are...crazy lol.?

@@dychostarr yesss!! 🤣

Is your flat round?

I am not a flat earther but the consensus among them is that the universe, black holes and any other celestial object is a hoax. There is a dome over the flat earth and we simply have never reached it. (Apparently, everything NASA record is CGI)