Operation: Guaido | Chapo Trap House | Episode 416 FULL

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Chapo Trap House

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Episode 416 - Operation: Guaido (5/4/20)
We pledge eternal fealty to our beautiful "boaters." We also take a deep dive into an amazing bungle in the jungle, and examine Joe Biden's digital strategy of emulating c.2013 Upworthy.
[sorry about will's audio in the beginning, we had a bit of a Zoom goof but it gets fixed halfway -ed.]
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Пікірлер: 135
@feydrautha012
@feydrautha012 4 жыл бұрын
Every season finale for Always Sunny should be some misadventure in Venezuela, a reoccurring "The Gang Does a Coup" episode.
@PurushaDesa
@PurushaDesa 4 жыл бұрын
"We are the King of Ventilators," must be a line from an unused boss fight in BioShock.
@chumbucket6989
@chumbucket6989 4 жыл бұрын
LET MATT FINISH
@ac1dP1nk
@ac1dP1nk 4 жыл бұрын
How did Matt win the fight for the best mic
@pipefx64
@pipefx64 4 жыл бұрын
his voice is just naturally a much higher fidelity
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 2 жыл бұрын
Arm wrestling. Over the top, dad!
@kenderareawesome
@kenderareawesome 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like they have the sadness of Bernie out of their system and they sound much happier.
@cptsonicbelmont
@cptsonicbelmont 4 жыл бұрын
ABAB All Boaters Are Beautiful
@sailingoiesauvage5484
@sailingoiesauvage5484 4 жыл бұрын
ACAB All Captains Are Brave
@dany8822
@dany8822 4 жыл бұрын
"Suburban empathy moms" as pornhub tag! Baahahahaha! Bravo, Amber.
@britzman9905
@britzman9905 4 жыл бұрын
this episode was epic af, finally some good news and hope
@fighttheevilrobots3417
@fighttheevilrobots3417 4 жыл бұрын
My pineal gland has not been decalcified as promised in this broadcast. I demand my money back.
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
@ZenobiaofPalmyra 4 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, the Alexander the Great part at around 50 minutes in made me fucking laugh my lungs out..
@fren183
@fren183 4 жыл бұрын
All i wanna be is el Guaido
@BoneMachine1443
@BoneMachine1443 4 жыл бұрын
"French Canadians [...] they're so racist they changed reporting methods in every platform." No kidding--every platform including the Canadian House Of Commons.
@robertvaughn9448
@robertvaughn9448 4 жыл бұрын
Where is the man known as Mister Virgil Texas
@badatth1s
@badatth1s 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Vaughn hes fired
@Blackirish57
@Blackirish57 4 жыл бұрын
The quebecois bit actually killed me
@cameronpatterson130
@cameronpatterson130 2 жыл бұрын
We are at 3k deaths a day now and it’s entirely normalized. Seems Matt was right
@komrookmetmy465
@komrookmetmy465 4 жыл бұрын
What's with that Sapranos-style ending to the episode?
@el80ne
@el80ne 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't miss much, there was about a minute left.
@MauritoSoloa
@MauritoSoloa 4 жыл бұрын
Copyrighted song, i listened the rest on soundcloud
@VoltzNSmith
@VoltzNSmith 4 жыл бұрын
Coming from Budapest Hungary, and people gave into our boredom about 3 weeks ago. Xenophobia remains pretty intense, and the far-right government is set to shift the blame onto the green mayor of the city. Any success that we have is from our position on the periphery and our early lockdown.
@VoltzNSmith
@VoltzNSmith 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of people can't really lockdown because the only aid provided by the government is unemployment, and a lot of working people are paid under the table for their work.
@TheSugarRay
@TheSugarRay 4 жыл бұрын
This episode has some good stuff.
@marcusianparrish
@marcusianparrish 4 жыл бұрын
Matt’s analysis is on point
@clairewithbanjo4992
@clairewithbanjo4992 4 жыл бұрын
A French Canadian made me more lactose intolerant
@BenjaminGlatt
@BenjaminGlatt 4 жыл бұрын
I fully expected Amber to say "the bird *loses* the upper hand."
@twentysides
@twentysides 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing the description at 39:00 and suggesting one of the Chrises play the character is incredible having just seen trailers for Extraction with Chris Hemsworth on Netflix.
@fede2
@fede2 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I heard the bit about the "beautiful boaters".
@threelittlebirdz
@threelittlebirdz 4 жыл бұрын
WHATS THE ONLY REAL PLEASURE YOU CAN GET PLEASE I NEED IT
@BadForHealth
@BadForHealth 4 жыл бұрын
the meaning of life is
@jonathannathan1754
@jonathannathan1754 8 ай бұрын
“I am…uh…Thermopylae”
@ROTEsimplemachines
@ROTEsimplemachines 4 жыл бұрын
Biosphere working conditions for all! One day we'll get a Standard for immunological resistance.
@mavillejones5908
@mavillejones5908 4 жыл бұрын
Where is Virgil Texas does anyone know this is fcked up
@TheThejaketucker
@TheThejaketucker 4 жыл бұрын
MavilleJones Justin? He’s in Florida
@mavillejones5908
@mavillejones5908 4 жыл бұрын
TheThejaketucker is that his real name?? Why is he there did they have a falling out. I heard Matt mention once weeks ago on his live stream that they haven’t heard from him.
@Dante45p
@Dante45p 4 жыл бұрын
he's in jail for letting down the boaters
@blackcat1642
@blackcat1642 4 жыл бұрын
Hes taking some time off thats all we got, it could be boredom or a family tragedy, the chapos probably know but wont say so we are all in the dark
@mavillejones5908
@mavillejones5908 4 жыл бұрын
black_cat good to know thanks. Matt seemed mad when he said none of them had heard from him. Hope he’s alright
@tobyfunk6858
@tobyfunk6858 4 жыл бұрын
Trump and Biden are like reverse Jordan and reverse Kobe. We're in bizzaro world.
@cow_tools_
@cow_tools_ 4 жыл бұрын
Awww, it suddenly ended.
@Bisquick
@Bisquick 4 жыл бұрын
I KNOW. I KNOW AND I'M SORRY OKAY? hey wait you're not my wife...
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 2 жыл бұрын
Just like life. Let's all gaze at our navels and contemplate it's meaning.
@davidmcdavidson999
@davidmcdavidson999 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously PLEASE MAKE THIS A FILM
@hjarra1584
@hjarra1584 4 жыл бұрын
" Empathy Content Strategy "
@theoldanarchist
@theoldanarchist 3 ай бұрын
I thought they were saying "beautiful voters."
@neilmoore7194
@neilmoore7194 4 жыл бұрын
Where is Virgil?
@Cleverconveyence
@Cleverconveyence 4 жыл бұрын
He let down our beautiful boaters
@BiancaTallarico
@BiancaTallarico 4 жыл бұрын
Summer of death.................metal! \m/
@jooosiii01
@jooosiii01 3 жыл бұрын
@1:24:00 Matt’s Prez Biden scenario is correct, chilling and hilarious-the three pillars of the Chapo mindset
@David-xn9mu
@David-xn9mu 4 жыл бұрын
speed boater dope
@marcusianparrish
@marcusianparrish 4 жыл бұрын
Alpha Soy! Hahahahahaha
@mrpieceofwork
@mrpieceofwork 4 жыл бұрын
I always cry inside a little when you guys make generalizations about GenXers... as in, they're kinda true. I should know.
@borcz100
@borcz100 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 2 жыл бұрын
Diddo
@ChannelMath
@ChannelMath 4 жыл бұрын
he's a poet, with a 60 cal. machine gun as his paintbrush
@el80ne
@el80ne 4 жыл бұрын
That really is the stigma of Green Berets. They're required to be fluent in a second language and can only qualify with a high enough score on an aptitude test in picking up foreign languages. So they've got this stereotype as these literate rambo types who recite poetry.
@jfrsnjhnsn
@jfrsnjhnsn 4 жыл бұрын
Ellroy references!
@matteoforghieri
@matteoforghieri 2 жыл бұрын
how the hell matt knows about the p2 lodge?? he is a total nerd
@TechMik3LP
@TechMik3LP Жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bLyeoseV3bGdfWw.html matt about gladio
@JEEBUSxHIMSELF
@JEEBUSxHIMSELF 4 жыл бұрын
"Full"
@thepants1450
@thepants1450 4 жыл бұрын
Wait wtf was Felix saying at the end? Holocaust? Spaces and bodies? What? That whole thing starting around 1:25:09
@thepants1450
@thepants1450 4 жыл бұрын
Like did he trail off his point of post 2014 people or am I just not understanding the body and spaces line?
@Louie_The_Dago
@Louie_The_Dago 4 жыл бұрын
Felix for the past year has been a worthless interrupting element on the podcast, constantly rambling on these long winded obscure references/metaphors that i have never understood. Between him and amber they just knock the steam out of any flow of information or discussion
@q1pit1
@q1pit1 4 жыл бұрын
the post above me is correct, but he's mostly laughing about twitter bluechecks who were indistinguishable from the dirtbag left of today, who then took to scolding people with meaningless lib drivel (e.g bodies and spaces, doing a racism, "uh not your best my dude") circa 2014 because the political and cultural sphere called for it. Then Trump got elected and this became even more of a thing, and criticism of the dem party structure and establishment or even capital was denounced by libs because there's a freaking cheeto in the white house. Now that the dems have nominated a guy who is as much of a rape monster and batty lunatic as Trump, the current cultural hourglass has flipped back again, and we're entering the era of the dirtbag neolib because of the orange man in the suit
@GuyWithTriangle
@GuyWithTriangle 4 жыл бұрын
@@Louie_The_Dago He invests so much energy in trying to invent "new types of guy" all the time
@kenderareawesome
@kenderareawesome 4 жыл бұрын
Hes basically saying how you had politically incorrect democrats who in 2014 got very into identity politics and used that as a cudgel to beat anyone that didn't toe the line with but now that they have to support a guy fails those standards they no longer seem to care.
@MrKYT-gb8gs
@MrKYT-gb8gs 3 жыл бұрын
Hwy do all these cut off at the end? Very poor edits.
@berdyderg900
@berdyderg900 Жыл бұрын
Why isn't my free slop fancier?
@MrKYT-gb8gs
@MrKYT-gb8gs Жыл бұрын
@@berdyderg900 I'm a subscriber, just that KZfaq is more accessible than patron.
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 3 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump’s ‘yacht’ was such a behemoth grotesquerie, he had to park it at the Ft. Lauderdale Best Western, because palm beach docks weren’t deep enough to park Trump’s gaudiness in the mid 1980’s🤣 (honestly, idk who the fuck he was, but lived on key west then, and ALL of florida hated him)
@jooosiii01
@jooosiii01 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t some third party fuse the other 2 demographics into a beautiful Facebook empathy boater, not a la Alexander but Odysseus?
@emil246
@emil246 4 жыл бұрын
Should liberals just move to Europe if this place will remain a conservative meat grinder
@eriksalholm
@eriksalholm 4 жыл бұрын
amazontoysnet g Maybe we can teleport them straight to Elysium.
@mkepioneet
@mkepioneet 4 жыл бұрын
liberals should stay in america and become socialists
@yabton5110
@yabton5110 4 жыл бұрын
if you dont like it you can leave
@RoyalFusilier
@RoyalFusilier 4 жыл бұрын
If America really, truly goes, no place on Earth will be safe. It shouldn't be that way, but it is. The answer isn't to run. It's to stay, become socialists, and rise up.
@dustinofficinalis2149
@dustinofficinalis2149 4 жыл бұрын
Please leave.
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 4 жыл бұрын
‘All great con artists, at some point, believe in the con.’ the problem is: after they’re elected President of the United States of America.
@jrobert5540
@jrobert5540 4 жыл бұрын
5 minutes in and Amber is already posting cringe
@calmkat9032
@calmkat9032 4 жыл бұрын
lol she was mask off. Boat hate dogwhistles are cringe
@jameslagervall9227
@jameslagervall9227 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikel5163 sorry bro, I married her first
@marcusianparrish
@marcusianparrish 4 жыл бұрын
regardless Amber is “our” wife
@industrialborn
@industrialborn 4 жыл бұрын
Creepy wife vibez from the bros ova here
@Louie_The_Dago
@Louie_The_Dago 4 жыл бұрын
Comes to the podcast unprepared, proceeds to just interrupt with flailing desperate attention seeking. And thinks she earns her fair share of $160,000 a month
@screenPhiles
@screenPhiles 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Amber seems not have a clue what's going on.
@fyt54321
@fyt54321 2 жыл бұрын
Good for Amber. She never claimed to not be negligent of/towards "beautiful boaters".
@zainmudassir2964
@zainmudassir2964 Жыл бұрын
She's a woman
@screenPhiles
@screenPhiles Жыл бұрын
@@zainmudassir2964 😂That's a pretty bold comment!
@RoyalFusilier
@RoyalFusilier 4 жыл бұрын
I want to disagree with the Chapos that the internet is ONLY a rage machine; people also go onto it for stuff that they like and enjoy, and to find and form communities about same. But for political purposes, yeah, positive messages online are about as effective as telling a classroom 'everyone behave'. The only people who would listen to that were already behaving. 1:27:00 Similarly, here Matt is just flat-up wrong, sorry tracksuit prophet. People don't become less human when you write them a letter or talk to them on the telephone. This point from the Chapos really is both revealing and sad. But it's also made them into the kind of content we all come here for, the voice that screams out things that are otherwise not allowed to be said. So hey.
@bjnvrtv5488
@bjnvrtv5488 4 жыл бұрын
I think that like his point on gaming, it refers to the fact that that's how most people will use it, regardless of whether that's inherent in the act itself
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 4 жыл бұрын
Giancarlo Fiorello , twitter.
@jooosiii01
@jooosiii01 3 жыл бұрын
I will watch the new Chapo sitcom, Jordan’s Complaint, as long as Tim Heidecker plays the lead using a horrible Québécois accènt’
@blackcat1642
@blackcat1642 4 жыл бұрын
When they pronounce Guaidó they show their gringo-ness
@Dogwhistles101
@Dogwhistles101 4 жыл бұрын
there's no "wrong way" to pronouce a name
@blackcat1642
@blackcat1642 4 жыл бұрын
WO-AY-IDO is def the wrong way
@Dogwhistles101
@Dogwhistles101 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackcat1642 there is no such thing as wrong pronunciation. Do Not invalidate accents
@blackcat1642
@blackcat1642 4 жыл бұрын
Is this a bit?
@steven4218
@steven4218 4 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be off-topic, Navarro street in my city is always pronounced wrong, even by Hispanics. Na-var-ro is correct but literally everyone else who i've heard say it like Nav-a-ro. And this is south texas so our accent just butchers the word.
@jooosiii01
@jooosiii01 3 жыл бұрын
...and Jordan Peterson plays his father...
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