"My stomach is killing me." -Erock "It certainly is." -Ant

I love it when ant seinfelds the crew

Ant's Seinfeld bit had me dying with laughter - how does he play it so straight

That Seinfeld thing had me howling. They just didn't get it and then Ant transfers into another episode and keeps them going. So good.

Anthony should've gotten more on that "Erock, vomit?" line. That was a good one.

Haha. Jimmy and Opie falling for the long-form Seinfeld storylines this week has been killing me.

I lost it when Ant started doing Seinfeld and fooled everybody

Opie screaming over the Seinfeld bassline is hilarious

"It looks like baby covered mice" -Opie. Another gem there Gregorio.

The Seinfeld bit Anthony does is pure gold (JERRY GOLD)

"just maggots in the place of rice" I've heard this 10 times before, just noticed this line & it had me in tears

Wow. Double Seinfeld!!! lmao

Ants "Erock, vomit?" Instead of comment had me laughing good.

The title is misleading. I was gonna say that the Chinese make me sick, too.

Seinfeld. This clip was perfect because of it. If I remember correctly, this particular week he was going and going with the sienfeld references here and there. This was a wonderful surprise.

Erock vomit? Lol good one Ant

The Seinfeld gag. LOL.

Cartwright! Cartwright!

I HATE every caller with a passion…constantly lying their asses off….”my stepsister is from China…so we went there”…REALLY, DID YA?! “Hey I saw Jimmy in Chicago and he KILLED”….no…no you didn’t

"You know it's a little different depending on where you go"....You mean like every restaurant on earth?

Don’t worry E rock Chinese making everyone sick nowadays.

Cornish game hens: when you want to eat a whole chicken, but you live alone.

i swear to god i heard Ant's story about the asian restaurant & thought. "this sounds exactly like that episode of Seinfeld." 😆

Thanks opie for sharing more great stories. Shuuuut uup

Talkative Opie drove this bit right into a Redwood tree.

I wish I didn't read the comments before ants Seinfeld story

“Cause even the legs, ya get some nice white meat ya know?” Another of Gregg not knowing ANYTHING!

Seinfeld Lol

I had to do some plumbing work at a popular local Chinese place once. We worked in the basement in the morning hours before opening for about a month. Absolute horror show: - What we thought was dishwater left in a giant mountain of dirty pots in the sink. When they came in, they started boiling and stirring it. It was the soup :( - Tons of glue traps that you would see little tiny mice caught on, still alive. The worst was one guy who knawed his own foot off trying to get out, and then his buddy who had tried to help him and got his face stuck and it looked like half his eyeball had almost been pulled out trying to get away. I love animals so much I won't even kill bugs, but that one made me feel so bad that I borrowed the mallet to quickly put them out of their misery. - Dead cockroach next to the meat cutter. - Stack of ribs left out on the table overnight. You could see little rodent nibble marks all over it. -Trays of raw chickens left out, one of them on the filthy floor and another on a garbage can. - The employee bathroom was in the basement. It was just a toilet in a closet. No sink. - Removed a section of ancient rusted pipe. An AVALANCHE of roaches spilled out before scattering. It was like the scarabs in The Mummy.

That last story about the cats in the freezer happened in Philly too. I'm not surprised.

it’s 2022 and i can tell erock is lying

I’d love to read the texts between Ant and Jimmy after the Gregster didn’t get a reference. You know their eyes met in sheer bliss at some moment while Opie chimes in.

14:00 Nice one, Ope. Keep whining about how you didn't catch the Seinfeld reference. Constantly droning on about it is great radio.

Oh God I fell for both...

my mom told me a story that when she was 8 years old the chinese old man that runs a bakery below was selling pork buns. after my mom took a bath at 5 am in the morning she was wondering why the whole place below was steaming when she look at the crack in the wall she saw the old man dunking cats in hot water to remove the fur and making pork buns with cats... thats why when i was born every time people buy pork buns they always say " its not made from cats do they"

28:07 this was so spontaneous and beautiful. i love Ants family stories

Chinese food (strip mall stores, not your high end) is garbage. Its the cheapest possible ingredients and the owners despise the customers.

That Chinese food thing explains so much about why opie changed he got kuru from "long pork"

A little trick to not get sick from Chinese food: always go to one in an area where there are lots of them. The competition for better quality and service will keep them all in check. And when that doesn’t work: Panda Express.

General Tsos chicken is the only thing that made me violently ill too. I’ll never eat it again.

They're so full of shit regarding Chinese food. Like Purdue is different from any other brand? They use the same kind of factory farmed birds as KFC and BK does.

So ants Chinese restaurant experience was an exact episode from Seinfeld

That guy at the end sounded like Al Pacino haha. I'm sixty-fiiiiiive yeeeeaaaaa!

Hello Newman!! Love the Sein:-)

Is there a video listing all of Anthony's brilliant Seinfeld references... Mr Knight... please!! :)

Haha. Cumbia party of four

Is it the famous “Seinfeld four” Opie?

"you gotta tape your eyes back" brilliant Opie. that wasn't funny even when I heard it in 5th grade...

Eight years later it made everyone sick lol !

Seinfeld Bit starts @11:27

_”Erock, Vomit?!?”_

I loved the Seinfeld bit. Can't believe opie didn't know what was going on.

tss... tso sorry about the chicken slobbo .. tss....

They are in order of the time they aired, from end of show (latest upload) to start of show (earliest uploads).

Deer wouldnt make you sick, cat might......

Similar to alcohol poisoning.

A Chinese restaurant is the complete opposite of Noah's Ark

It’s not baking soda it’s corn starch

Chuck sounds like Bill

You could tell Jimmy knew but Opie was fuckin clueless lol

12:00 lol

Weird Science reference

Opie is fucking.unberable in this.

God, I fucking miss this show

Hahah Ant is really awesome sometimes

Lol I love the Seinfeld stories

Love Erock abuse

When I was a kid, my friends and I used to catch snapping turtles and carp and sell them to our local Chinese restaurant for free food and cash. I believe they used the turtles to make boneless chicken dishes like General Tso's Chicken, and the carp for pretty much EVERYTHING that had fish in it. I don't know for sure, but they were definitely using them for something... So yeah, shady shit goes on at those places. If you've ever eaten at a small-town Chinese restaurant, you may have been eating parasite-filled meat that lived its entire life in shit water all along.

Its a greasy pork sandwich not chops served in a dirty ashtray. Bill Paxton one of better lowlife character actors from 80's, 90's

Ant had a chance to triple-seinfeld them if he complained about the delivery guy crashing his bike and threatening to sue.

Seinfeld 4!

Opie never said anything hurtful about other races 12:00

I'm picky as hell when it comes to chinese food spots because most are awful

I think I got food poisoning....... Do you know how many tons of poison it would require to do that?

There's a Chinese restaurant in my city with pigeon on the menu

Chuck at 26:30 ish is CIA. The corporation in Virginia.

It looks like a big plate of baby mice hahaha I'm funny I'm Opie hahaha laugh at my jokes please hahaha see I can be funny guy's. SHUT UP OPIE!! Just keep a watch on the time hole.

I would question the meat in a shitty ghetto hole in the wall place but for the most part the meat is what it is. It’s not mysterious or anything. Most of them get the meat from the same suppliers too. I order from a place where you know where the meat comes from. No worries! Plus there’s high scale Chinese restaurants that serve traditional and you’re getting what you pay for

Eveeybody knows General tsos chicken

I love the Opester but my god the last 10+ minutes of awful callers is insufferable

Erock should of stuck to krill

baby covered mice

I don't think I can't eat Chinese food again!

This fits into 2020 nicely

Gotta correct Anthony on the move quote. it's "How about a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"

Opie i had the same experience at this restaurant on Huntington boulevard called F.H.Rileys in the heart of Huntington village. Their chicken wasnt so fresh

I just got laid off due to the coronavirus and this was the first thing in my recommendations. Thanks KZfaq

opie fake radio voice is annoying

If Anthony really lives the cliches he babbles on about, I feel really sorry for him. I think that while Jimmy and Opie may not live like "rock stars," I'd take their routine over Ant's.

aaaaaand covid happened

Seinfeld Fawwww!!!!

General Tsos chicken is the only thing that made me violently ill too. I’ll never eat it again.