Ordering for Your Drunk Friends at the Drive-Through - Nick Swardson
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5 жыл бұрынNick Swardson illustrates what it’s like to order for your drunk friends at a drive-through and imagines the first time someone experienced brain freeze. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: May 30, 2015
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@F3R13DuDe 5 жыл бұрын
"Jack Daniels, fucking... good luck." Best ad ever LOL
@natbvm1880 2 жыл бұрын
I made him a coffee once. He was super nice, super low key and super hilarious all at once. Very cool dude.
@ryanflynn6819 2 жыл бұрын
Nice bro 👍
@momoyinyan 2 жыл бұрын
That’s nice! Where did you work at? In such a short time of interaction he could make you laugh, that’s a talent.
@kimmyfreak200 Жыл бұрын
did u write terry on his cup
@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын
He is cool, he ordered liver and onions with garlic bread for breakfast at a table I was waiting at the White Castle restaurant in Chicago, good tipper, too🙂👍
@maxf7superstriker625 11 ай бұрын
Didn’t happen
@powdergangster83 4 жыл бұрын
"I mean...I got to get home dude..."
@mcbongrip9355 4 жыл бұрын
I cant just appear at my home
@Kody2646 4 жыл бұрын
Mc Bongrip hush
@damiansnow3682 3 жыл бұрын
I need a transport
@tiedyerose2794 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@dukenukem9212 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@DP-fy2bc 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's great in every movie he has been in...no matter how small his part he has always stood out...he's hilarious
@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын
I first saw him as that gay roller skating prostitute on Reno 911🤣
@seansweeney3495 10 ай бұрын
He's a real one ❤
@ronnielopez3267 4 жыл бұрын
He's spot on with the drive thru joke, happens everytime. 🤣😂
@jonathanzepeda6048 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes... you made it dude...
@Cheesus68 5 жыл бұрын
He’s one of the most underrated comedian 👌
@JerDog1984 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Reno 911? He is so good in that :D
@kennethmanning1821 4 жыл бұрын
💯 facts
@MrJimmybanana 4 жыл бұрын
So underrated that he's been in like 15 movies and has had his own tv show, I think twice.
@Anakin-Skywalker. 4 жыл бұрын
Dylan Davis he barley slides stand ups “, he’s underated
@ryugo7713 4 жыл бұрын
Anakin Skywalker wat?
@supplanter626 5 жыл бұрын
"Jack Daniels that's a wild man's drink, that drink should come with bail money" - Dave Attell
@ih8youintheface698 5 жыл бұрын
It’s comedy that shit happens
@youtmeme 5 жыл бұрын
I miss his show
@louzer2566 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone rips off Attell. Even the whisky dick joke.
@MaynardOwns 5 жыл бұрын
Legit, I had friends in highschool who got into countless fights because they turned into Jack. One drove into a tree 3 houses down from where he started. I'm sure there's more I've forgotten over the last decade but when someone came out with Jack we just knew we were in for a hell a night.
@johnstevens2816 5 жыл бұрын
His whole skit about marijuana and how some people are all secretive about it really gave me a good laugh
@flex_piper 4 жыл бұрын
I love the "Grandma's Boy" Nick style of comedy by far the most, Awesome to see he's getting back to that. 👍
@mariogiorgi1255 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt k ow he ever left that... his stand up has been pretty xonsitent his whole career.
@lancebuttercream9817 5 жыл бұрын
"Your bed is a car." "...Yeah but it's a fuckin sweet car."
@nasbtheboss 2 жыл бұрын
“Try ice if u want but, there are demons inside of it” truer words have never been spoken my friend
@mcbongrip9355 4 жыл бұрын
2:11 “alright dude, chill” 🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂😂
@antoniohuerta9562 4 жыл бұрын
This guy's been my favorite comedian since I was 10. AWESOMENESS
@coaltin2449 5 жыл бұрын
Nick, in real life, is a South Park character.
@tyrizzlemanizzle 5 жыл бұрын
Dude does he voice some of the characters or something? I was getting those vibes from him too
@isaacclarke7425 5 жыл бұрын
@@tyrizzlemanizzle unless he was a guest voice actor on an episode one time then no he wasn't. Almost all the voices are done by Matt and Trey themselves
@breselexiapsychicmedium346 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@wesm453 4 жыл бұрын
I never heard of Swardson doing South Park voices. It's Trey, Matt, and occasionally Bill Hader.
@lola.cruz916 4 жыл бұрын
Butters
@edwardduarte7393 7 ай бұрын
I was watching this right after my parents died and needed comedy in my life. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank You Nick!
@allanjim3 4 жыл бұрын
Nick is SO polished now. He’s murdering up there!
@Praise___YaH 3 жыл бұрын
Here is the Original Semitic Text. Here is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@No__feelings 2 жыл бұрын
Did not expect him to be even better after such a long break
@truthhurts837 2 жыл бұрын
He’s doing Brian Regan.
@MetalBaller83 2 жыл бұрын
“What number do you want?” “94?!” Literally crying 🤣
@ianmusgrove1814 4 жыл бұрын
That brain freeze joke is one of my favorites of all time. Short and to the point. I just got a brain freeze the other day when I was sick. I thought of this joke. Glad it came up in my recommend.
@linziRyan1965 3 жыл бұрын
I have never ever had one!!! I get throat freeze instead!! My throat freezes shut and I can’t breathe! Isn’t that fucking weird?!
@jamesandrews568 Жыл бұрын
@@linziRyan1965 Throat freeze makes me want to beat the crap out of myself and if cops were nearby I'd definitely go for his gun hoping he'd use it on me. Headaches and hurting brains are definitely markers for "Wussies".
@davidl9507 5 жыл бұрын
Just order a bunch of random stuff and tell them "Yeah, you asked for exactly that, like 4 times."
@markelkhatib2524 5 жыл бұрын
Thats kind of evil
@bladabladabloo 4 жыл бұрын
@@markelkhatib2524 No it's not. They don't know the difference and they get to eat.
@queenofeverything1313 3 жыл бұрын
Yupppp
@dirtymike3329 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh”
@ELPoleToeLoco 4 жыл бұрын
"& chug this handle of Jack." - Nick Swardson Laugh out loud
@michelevitarelli 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at wedding cake. That sounds delicious.
@alexandrahenderson6659 2 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite comedian. I've watched everything he's ever done a thousand times and it's still just as funny. I fucking love you nick!
@CPAStrengthPassion 5 жыл бұрын
Loved his comedy since GRANDMA’s boy
@neg9801 3 жыл бұрын
High score!? What's that mean? Is that good? Did I break it?
@aaronmatthewsalinas1408 3 жыл бұрын
You're Shitttssss Weakkkkkk 🤭
@jennifermccain6062 2 жыл бұрын
He was hilarious as Terry on Reno 911
@lizhutchinson6978 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmatthewsalinas1408 shiiiiiittts weeeek!
@aaronmatthewsalinas1408 2 жыл бұрын
@@lizhutchinson6978 thanks bro
@adrenacrumb 5 жыл бұрын
That brain freeze joke was fire. The whole thing was just.._.M..Fire.
@towelie6736 5 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@romeolorenzo777 5 жыл бұрын
i don't understand it
@growmiezhomiez8760 4 жыл бұрын
Fire is fire. Fire times fire equals fire..
@baha1379 5 жыл бұрын
Do they have wedding cake? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Notknowingjustshowing 5 жыл бұрын
That’s was funny af when I heard that an so true
@dontbestupid6664 5 жыл бұрын
Itz- -Monday yes because either of you losers have ever had a friend ask for a wedding cake at a restaurant. Or anything even resembling that retarded joke he stole from an 8th grader. “Oh bro. Do they serve giraffes? No, oh well. Hahahaha.
@Notknowingjustshowing 5 жыл бұрын
Don't Be Stupid do I even care what you think not really it’s funny
@Notknowingjustshowing 5 жыл бұрын
Don't Be Stupid or you never actually had friends or are you young to drink who ask for dumb shit when you’re the sober one
@longdirtytoenails1076 5 жыл бұрын
"Yo pee,taste like birthday cake"- Patrice O Neal
@deckert618 4 жыл бұрын
Nick just covered 87 specific moments that happen for a young man between the ages of 18 and 18.3
@death3678 3 жыл бұрын
I’m turning 19 in a few days and I still haven’t experienced this
@markguzman7412 3 жыл бұрын
You're boring dude, you don't need to be 18 to be a lil reckless. Send it bro
@lifewithlouie420 2 жыл бұрын
@@markguzman7412 im 34 and still reckless, opened a capri sun in the dark the other day...
@durt9872 4 жыл бұрын
I have definitely had a night in sitting by a fire, watching Modern Family whilst taking pulls from a handle of Jack Daniels
@WTFisAuserFRCKINname 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I ask what they want before I get in line. Makes life so much easier.
@linziRyan1965 3 жыл бұрын
My husband and I may be that one family that watches modern family and chugs Jack Daniels... 😂
@Patriot66699 2 жыл бұрын
Clsssy
@uniquelyunique1 4 жыл бұрын
I swear if he's not Terry in the new season of Reno 911 on Quibo then what is the point of watching it. 🤷🏽♀️
@anthonychavez2715 4 жыл бұрын
he aint :(
@mimi2the4 3 жыл бұрын
He was 100% the best part of Reno 911
@leafyradio6934 3 жыл бұрын
Nick is so undoubtedly underrated, I first saw him when I was 13 and he’s easily top ten wish he did more specials
@words911 Жыл бұрын
You saw him when you were 13 and he's easily in the top ten? What did he do a show at the children's hospital?
@ronswanson8141 5 жыл бұрын
1:45 "There's never gonna be a meal 94" McDonalds *Hold my fries*
@Eminence_1337 5 жыл бұрын
Will Ferrell + Limp Bizkit
@JokeBiden_ 5 жыл бұрын
*F R E D D U R S T*
@algo6485 5 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer after the transition
@sonnydortmund1513 5 жыл бұрын
Bahahha geez that’s literally bang on 👏🏻
@stefnee4708 5 жыл бұрын
Yes totally, im done 😂😂😂😂
@tyrelallgier9500 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@crazeddonkey 5 жыл бұрын
Everytime im the sober driver. Everyone in the car will start shouting there orders at box over each other...and never end up eating the meal they ordered... i steal there fries
@bruin1771 5 жыл бұрын
Yupp not alone
@Mia-bigbooty 5 жыл бұрын
their
@SeanMichaelShack 5 жыл бұрын
Mia ok grammar nazi
@bruin1771 5 жыл бұрын
People open there cockhoslters
@chinomelendez7262 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Jaden_The_Celestial 3 жыл бұрын
7:11 from this point to when he recovers from the brain freeze, Nick sounds just like a screaming Will Ferrell! XD
@Oblivion.EdmMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Been watching nick swardson for a hot mon and his shit never gets old Jack Daniel's drink responsibly said no one ever!!!
@scottaustin1213 4 жыл бұрын
Terry were you giving tug jobs at Tacos Tacos? Yea I mean no way I would never do that!!
@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын
Especially for $2 dollars!
@charishputta 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't come with fries and drink though.
@elizahhoward3923 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thelastmemphian 4 жыл бұрын
Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos*
@hops1116 3 жыл бұрын
I was selling oranges
@laurenackerman5382 5 жыл бұрын
I love every stand up set of his, this is an older one but hilarious every time😂😂
@fastzebrazoom4454 4 жыл бұрын
"Bruh, what did you say???" *hold my daiquiri*
@cameronwheeler3219 Жыл бұрын
Dude is awesome in every role he plays in movies… his stand up is solid .. all around cool dude
@hinatababe97 3 жыл бұрын
“I mean I gotta get home duudee” lmfaoooooooo sams
@sarahssound 3 жыл бұрын
the brain freeze skit is my absolute favourite
@jakeanderson9893 5 жыл бұрын
"Do they have wedding cake?"
@thefarmlifeinhd Жыл бұрын
His bit on brain freeze is hilarious and genious.
@tenseventeen3774 4 жыл бұрын
Bro that part on the ice cream had me crying yo!!😂😭😭
@andrewmoran9585 5 жыл бұрын
“Jack Daniels, You’re not drinking it the way we want you to, but we love your money too much to care”
@jbasti227 4 жыл бұрын
The brainfreeze bit 😭
@MatataMcCleskey 2 ай бұрын
Brainfreeze joke has got to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
@Boswell1 3 жыл бұрын
Nick is most underrated comedian ever
@alexb8560 5 жыл бұрын
Bravo. Excellent set my good man
@christianscacchetti9178 2 жыл бұрын
I love Nick Swardson and his comedy
@deadpoollee9497 4 жыл бұрын
He should come on stage at least once in shorts an roller skates!
@Mr_Facts Жыл бұрын
LMAO I forgot he was on Reno 911!
@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын
You got it, guy, Reno911 4L!
@beyondbeautifulwithmia7589 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOOO😂🤣🤣🤣. "it was like piranhas was eating my brain ".....
@ryanmcbride7643 5 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comic ever
@CountryBoy70000 5 жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson is under rated
@ItsCriti 5 жыл бұрын
He really is not though
@l2loversDO 5 жыл бұрын
Nick was supposed to be the next golden boy but Dane Cook took off! I heart Nick!!!! Glad he's back! 💜
@ShrimpDaddys 5 жыл бұрын
This is footage from a few years ago...
@shadeshiest22 5 жыл бұрын
Dane cook was years before swardson
@johnstevens2816 5 жыл бұрын
To be completely honest with you I personally never found either one of them very funny
@jonwright2481 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnstevens2816 personally you dont have a soul
@johnstevens2816 5 жыл бұрын
Jon Wright I don't know I think they both are like what in there late 30s early 40s and they doing jokes about teens and early 20 year olds I don't know it just doesn't seem real or legitimate to me and really not all that funny Personally 2 comedians I really like are George Carlin and Jim Gaffigan A lot of people are also into Bill Burr and personally I never found him all that funny either
@DrGuberman 2 жыл бұрын
"what have I done?!" Lol
@abefroman8528 5 жыл бұрын
Easily one of my favorite comedians.
@brothaclutch984 5 жыл бұрын
“TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!”
@joehunter4765 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@rg9810 3 жыл бұрын
That brain freeze bit was absolutely gold.
@ericmoore4788 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see Nick I think of Grandma's boy
@mackhaddock5376 4 жыл бұрын
No Reno 911?
@gabriel1095 4 жыл бұрын
Both for me
@jackm4307 4 жыл бұрын
Terri from tacos tacos tacos tacos
@mastertyler6303 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I had Jack I woke up in the bushes outside my dorm.
@djdannyd816 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson the Legend
@illuminatihandboards 5 жыл бұрын
" Try ice cream if you want, but there are demons inside of it.."
@torimaep Жыл бұрын
When he said "wedding cake" I thought he meant weed lmfao
@loganxman Жыл бұрын
same
@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын
Love me some wedding cake, the weed first, then the cake, repeat🎯
@laylaeatstrees8689 5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@whitneyharris5684 5 жыл бұрын
He dresses like his mom picked out those clothes for him at Kohl's
@markf.4063 5 жыл бұрын
More like he dresses like a 40+ year old man desperately grasping at his youth and failing hard.
@starram3572 4 жыл бұрын
@@markf.4063 they don't have wedding cake Mark!
@giftedlemming9434 4 жыл бұрын
Or Kmart
@theAmanfreak8 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? It’s like he doesn’t care to spend his money on clothes to impress you. Almost like he spends it on stuff that’s actually important
@JustActNormal 4 жыл бұрын
I dress my ten year old. And, we shop at Kohl's. If I didn't dress him he would have zero chance at assimilating to society 😂
@muturaman3880 5 жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson is much funnier to me as a stand up
@austinhunt8360 4 жыл бұрын
Nicks probably my favorite person bro😂😂😂😂😂
@crystalsnell2318 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 this guy is awesome 👏👏👌👌😂😂🤣🤣
@healthhappinessandhobbies4662 Жыл бұрын
Well, this guy just inspired me to get back in the comedy
@mrScenegirl069 5 жыл бұрын
Me and my friend got so drunk on jack Daniels my bf had to carry us up a hill to the car... He was so pissed we couldnt walk haven't drunk it since 🤣🤣🤣
@joeyc5879 5 жыл бұрын
That's crazy that that's a crazy story to you.
@jayking1531 5 жыл бұрын
Prove it
@cooterswift916 5 жыл бұрын
@@joeyc5879 lol
@psychedelicfright85 10 ай бұрын
Try Early Times.
@yoshiwells5870 5 жыл бұрын
Haha for real Jack Daniels is always a bad night. At least for me lol
@yoshiwells5870 5 жыл бұрын
@@LaurenThompsonIsMyRealName haha yeah it took a few times for me to figure it out too. I got in fist fights with some of my friends blacked out more than I wish I did. And the hangover is always brutal lol
@doginspace0 5 жыл бұрын
... but arent bad nights the best?
@yoshiwells5870 5 жыл бұрын
@@doginspace0 haha they do make for the best stories
@ceomoe2222 5 жыл бұрын
Told people I work for the devil.
@prodbyryshy 5 жыл бұрын
I was tryin to convince my friend that nick swardson is a god, he kept bringing up how all of his characters are gay, so i was like "what about that robot guy he made for his tv show"? He was like "oh you mean the gay robot?". Im like "nah it was a robot cat with a trust fund" then he pulls up a webpage n it just says "Gay Robot" by nick swardson
@erfcakejake 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like your friend is a classic closet case. Feed him tequila he will def give you a brojob
@timothytrotter1865 5 жыл бұрын
@@erfcakejake, not the ole brojob..lolololol.. fuck!!
@awilliamsxoxo9224 4 жыл бұрын
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 bro job
@MissHMSilk 4 жыл бұрын
“Powdered donuts make me go nuts...”🤖
@shmokeyrl3195 3 жыл бұрын
The ending was fucking priceless, “.......I’m okay” 😂😂
@whaagwaan3348 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t front the ice cream bit made me laugh
@JCourts2k23 5 жыл бұрын
Love his stuff, like to hear some new stuff
@DanTheTrojanMan123 4 жыл бұрын
I mean I gotta get home duddeee!! 😂😂🤣
@itsfreddie7132 2 жыл бұрын
Ah man the ice-cream bit had me dead
@Jediforceghost 2 жыл бұрын
“And just chug this handle of jack”
@marcelinosilva4473 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is seriously so funny
@olafolaf4646 5 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy that did his whole newspaper route on Jack Daniels every morning.
@DOPExPIRATE 5 жыл бұрын
that was me a couple years back when I worked 12 hour shifts in a factory.
@olafolaf4646 5 жыл бұрын
@Ivory Birchman he would take it! He spends all night puttin the frickin papers in those bags too! Its him and like 80 Russian immigrants! Lol!
@edwardram6785 5 жыл бұрын
@@olafolaf4646 They either realllllly love or realllllly hate their job lol
@luisanaya9327 5 жыл бұрын
i knew a couple dude who worked at a gambino distributing warehouse in l.a. all that consisted of was smoke breaks and tall cans 10hr shifts mon-fri
@The_Chosen_None_ 5 жыл бұрын
Funny seeing you here
@truseeker1 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comics ever🙌🙌😁😁👏👏
@bandhariwickette Жыл бұрын
I seriously appreciate him calling out the crowd for having no respect when it comes to don't drink and drive~ This is why I love Nick.
@Roger-tv7sf 5 жыл бұрын
This whole special is hilarious
@JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 жыл бұрын
What special is this?
@Roger-tv7sf 5 жыл бұрын
The Revolution Will Not Be KZfaqd I think it’s called taste it nick swardson
@JimmySpann 4 жыл бұрын
The ice cream skit was hilarious!
@Roger-tv7sf 4 жыл бұрын
Lol bruh that’s me and the boys as well 😂😂
@aztopaz863 5 жыл бұрын
I luv this guy!! Sooooo funny!
@freddyw2303 4 жыл бұрын
"...... I'm ok"
@thomasponder5732 5 жыл бұрын
The best billboard I ever saw was a Jack Daniels that said "I did WHAT with my sister?" I had to turn around a take a picture. lmao
@joceywalters8671 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea!! That’s exactly what a brain freeze feels like 😂
@BigstickNick 3 жыл бұрын
The "what'd you say"? Look is great
@canyonfishing 5 жыл бұрын
This dude's 42 years old wtf hahahaha
@jonasdamion1627 4 жыл бұрын
@Arthur Johnston he seems like hes 30
@jocelynjohnston8257 4 жыл бұрын
He's close to 50.
@nicolebarnett8702 4 жыл бұрын
@@jocelynjohnston8257 he's 43. Close to 50 lol Stay in school kids
@rolandomontana1389 4 жыл бұрын
Dont matter the age...comedy keeps you young
@trishthompson1533 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously good luck when ya pick up The Jack 😬
@quintononezine548 8 ай бұрын
One of the most underrated stand up
@123tandb 3 жыл бұрын
That transition was flawless
@shonshonshon8658 5 жыл бұрын
Hella under rated. This mo fo is hilarious.
@ItsCriti 5 жыл бұрын
Omg you haven't heard of him he's been around for years dude is mad famous stupid ass
@chinomelendez7262 5 жыл бұрын
Otc this one funny dude in every movie he's in be funny af...
@flala2261 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@XcZuNiTy 3 жыл бұрын
“Can I get a wedding cake” 😂😂😂😂
@stephyp8173 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so hilarious. The first time id ever seen him was... U guys knw... RENO 911!!! Nick u r the real deal i "LOL" keep up the good wrk ✌
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