Hey, I really appreciate you putting all of this together! If it weren't for your series on the emperor, 40k would've never caught my interest and I wouldn't have an almost finished Tau army by now :) That being said, I'd love to see your take on the Tau! Cheers

Thanks for your insight, that really swayed my opinon on the matter.

Your 40k stuff is AMAZING. Do something interesting like Sisters of Battle or story of the Eldar and Slaneesh

Ahoy! So glad you are back to 40K content :D I would love for you to go over the creation of the Dark Eldar. I know it had something to do with Eldar getting pyschic power hungry and this actually made Slaanesh but the details are lost on me. It'd be wonderful if you could fill me in.

Luetin09 I honestly don’t care which topic you do. Your 40k lore videos are the best on KZfaq. Keep them coming!

S T E L L A R

Yo diz ork smurt

Some random purple ork: REALITY CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT *krumps half the greenskins*

Trazyn stole the purple Orks

@@SamueL-td7fb And he regretted it ever since. Now he cant get rid of the damn hooting howling green skinned baboons.

War is basicaly a playground for them.Let me tell you a story where Tuska Daemon-Killa led an entire WAAAGH on a goddamn hilarious rampage through the Eye of Terror.When Cadia found out about and incoming ork WAAAGGHH, of course they prepared their defences (Which are problably overkill since Cadia is near the eye of terror) only for the Orks to land near one of cadias moons, which of course confused the hell out of the guard.Imagine their increased WTF confusion when the Orks instead of attacking Cadia (like they expected) they charged the eye of terror.After a long (and fun) battle with Khornes daemons, Tuska (before he died) basicaly grabbed and squashed one of the Bloodthirsters balls.Khorne found the entire battle so amusing that he keeps resurecting Tuska and his WAAAGH just so he could have something interesting to watch, each day, every day.Tuska and his WAAAGH are probably THE most happiest WAAAGH in the galaxy. Its like Valhala but with orks. Or the one story where and Ork warboss went back in time to kill himself so he can have two of his favourite guns.The or were soooo goddamn confused by this outcome that the entire WAAAGH stoped with whatever war they were haveing.

I agree, either them or Nurgle CSM. I mean, you're simply a slave to a giant rotting God but you don't feel any pain so that's a pretty nice perk although Orks do seem to be having more fun.

Orks just wanna have funnnn!

Oodldoodl Noodlesocks brother we must die for the empirium brother all there is is death 1 blood angel equals 500 of anything else

marko simunic Do you know any novels that concentrate moreso on orks? I’ve read a few Warhammer books, but would like a book or 3 if possible on orks

And that’s fo76

It just works

:)

Da bugs Iz a feeture.

Weirdboy Hodd Toward lmao

Or is it comedy gold, then you burst into laughter.

in warhammer fantasy age of sigmar they are a single, two headed, god, one head mork one head gork. and they call em gorkamorka. Apparently they are the same there as in 40k. meaning the chaos gods want NOTHING to do with that two headed belligerent lunatic and actively seek to AVOID its notice and pissing it off. Orks rule in BOTH settings.

@@lornbaker1083 I love that even Khorne can't stand them.

Two gods have one another to fight with. One god will be boooring, three and more gods - too many gods to remember who is why. It's Orky and brilliant.

It’s quite genius actually.

Scouse Beefy They pretty much win by dying anyway because they spread more spores when they die then if they live and grow more orks

Ork Leader Logic (F$%@!!!!) "WhY Won't yOu close, PoRtaL!" (shoots) "CLoSe PoRtAl!" (throws grenade) "CLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOSSSSSEEE PPPPPPOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAALLLL" (savagely headbutts portal... ...portal closes)

REAL OKS DO NOT RUN AWEY ONLY GITZ DO SO

khanate of the orks

"IN ORDA TA DUFEET DUH ENEMY YOUZ GOTTA KNOW DUH ENEMY." DATS PROPPA PURFOUND DAT. IZ GUNNA WRITE DAT DOWN ON ME FAVORITE SQUIG.

Implying that red paint adds weight and therefore makes regular tanks slower

@@pandagamer-hg5be what? More weight makes something faster according to you

@@echo_ironside8006 maybe he's an orc 🤷

@@proxy624 *Ork, get it right ya git!

It's such a stupid concept that only the Ork have this psychic ability

Too many steps. Just fight

@@ripmadhatter4948 simply i see i kill “friendly fire is on”

The Tyranids basically use the same strategy.

Nah, Ork strategy is: WAAAAGH!

strategy that sounds like a humie idea.

Or when a group of orks was chased by a dreadnought, they were obviously faster and about to escape, but at the last moment one of them turned around and realized that said dreadnought was red, and since "ReD UnZ Go FazTah!" the nought recieved the speed boost and killed them all!

They're literally all psykers... They don't all know it, but every single Ork is connected to the warp. Hence why when they innocently believe or imagine their gun that has already just fired over a thousand rounds... will still go boom when they pull the trigger having never touched a magazine or ammo; rounds still come out.... There's a part of one of the Gaunt's Ghosts where he shows a bunch of officers and Commissars who simply don't believe or are in such denial that Orks can do what they do, blaming it all on troop incompetence.| He take a hollow steel pipe, shows it to a chained Ork, says "This is a gun" hands it to him, and the Ork shoots and kills one of the officers... a chunk of the inside of the pipe had flown out.

Orks operate on Cartoon Logic.

@@JohnnyOrc Orks operate on Ork logic If a human can comprehend it, like cartoons... it's not Ork thought process

@@GrasshopperKelly orks operate on cartoon logic

the problem is that it would require the imperium to essentially engineer the biggest, baddest whaaag ever seen, that would make the beast look like some tiny invasion, then imbue most fo the orks with the beleif that the emperor can regenerate anything, and THEN get those orks to attack terra itself and then pray that this insane plan actually works. the influence field is rather limited in range, and the orks would have to be in full violence mode for the field to reach its full power

Not to mention that orks tend to forget stuff and return to their state of "we'z da orks 'n we' z da best!"

@@mobiuscoreindustries I mean, Yarricks can't die because the orks of Armageddon thought he couldn't die. Ghazkhull'z waaagh is smaller than the Beast as far as I know. You don't need a waaagh to rival the Beast. Your emperor is dead and gone. No waaagh will help you fix that. When gork an' mork show up, you can have your emperor back.

O.O

@@mobiuscoreindustries q

@Liam Hagenson that sounds awesome! Is that story from a book?

@Liam Hagenson this lore is something ..

.... doesn't this result in a perpetual energy generator? Like something that will never stop producing more energy/mass than is put into it? You could theoretically harvest the heat generated by the living bodies explosions gunfire and friction for infinite power.....

@@Da_Shark or just collect the energy from the nearby sun. Easier than collecting body heat from a world conflict

@@sportyeight7769 lol

A civil war in the Imperium meant the loss of most of the Primarchs, nearly all technological progress and the Emperor himself. A civil war in Ork society meant a giant party and tons of fun for everyone involved!

orks are genuinely the best race to be in warhammer, the hellish life of fighting will be fun to you, you can basically do anything you believe in, and you get to be a fungi

I’m about to take the plunge and they may be my faction

@@DdraigGoch84 In the table top they have the BEST rule. "Dakka Dakka Dakka" On a 6 you roll again. I had a simple, average, grunt of an Ork headbutt an IMPERIAL KNIGHT and kill it. It was the first action I had on that turn. The guy I was playing against just laughed. That was a 4th of his army's points gone on the first action in the first round all because Orkz iz best! Orks have some of the most fun and batshit random rules. There is no such thing as a salty ork player. Any that pick that faction tend to be laid back and just accept the dice as they happen lol.

My Morks & Mindies tattoo endorses this tattoo.

Of course, they leave nothing for him to steal!

My favorite 40k character commenting on my favorite 40k faction. Nice.

40k created grimdark

Honestly, if there is a single soul having fun in 40K, it's probably an ORK

@@filipevasconcelos4409 or a tau cause they are the most peacfull race in 40k i guess?

The power of WWAAAGGGHHH!

I mean technically they are the only ones winning in 40k because fighting is all they live for xD

Count Campula *it just works*

"Red paynt go fazt WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" ftfy

This is how PC rgb works

yelow makes bomb boom biga

har har, da red wunz go fasta

Ork 1: come on, belive in yourself Ork 2: I don't think I can :( Ork 2:*disappear* Ork 1:wat Ork 3: shro- shrodi- the weird scientific umie's cat

Ork 3 must have been an oddboi, referencing quantum theory ^^

The question is though. If the Tyranids overwhelm the Orks, they take their bodies. Can the corpses release spores, or are those going to be harvested aswell? Also, if the Orks retreat and come back later with a bigger WAAAAAAAGHH!!!!, Does that mean the Tyranids loose? And one more thing. Assuming the Tyranids will harvest the spores, are they the only thing, capable of solving the Ork menace outside of Exterminatus?

@@honzasenbauer612 oi! Wat ya goin’ on about ya git? Dem bugz iz only gud fer stompin’ an nofin elze, an wen dey eet sum nobz deyz doin’ uz a favur, de reel boyz nevar’ looze ta no stinkin cheetin bugz

@@honzasenbauer612 These have been answered in various stories and rule books so I will try to sum up. The spores cannot be harvested, every single time a Tyranid tries to incorporate Ork spores and Ork genes into their creations, the creation immediately starts fighting the Tyranid. Anything made using an Ork gene as a base thinks itself as an Ork and starts fighting anything not an Ork around it. Instead they fully liquify the bodies into raw base genetic material building blocks and don't use the specific Ork gene in creating anything. The spores don't get absorbed...Tyranid leave those behind...so the planet is left with a bunch of spores and not much left on it if the Tyranid win and eventually it becomes an Ork world anyway. There is a huge battle in an entire sector going on right now where the Ork and a Tyranid fleet are fighting head to head. The fleet cannot leave as every time they retreat the Orks just charge forward and keep fighting. The Tyranid have put so much biomass into this war they literally cannot leave without winning now or they will be a crippled fleet. The Orks have actually pinned a fleet in place doing this! Now if the Tyranid win this war they will have so much biomass as to go on a huge sector sweeping buffet. Given their location...they would wipe out the entirety of the Tau if this happens as they are next door galactically speaking. If the Ork win they will have killed off a Hive Fleet and created some seriously strong Orks as all that fighting is only causing the Orks to get bigger and bigger. Ghaz even joined in that fight for awhile to purposefully increase his evolution. He being primed to become the next 'Beast' which was a step removed from a Krork. Krorks are scary, they generate Waaargh! fields even when ALONE and have access to the full racial memory.

@@Nempo13 Thanks for explaining, I know some of this, but most of this was pleasently suprising

@@jessebullard7880 insane that Google will translate this

Fat Pikey There are many great novels in the 40k series that will give the lore context if you’re interested, like the Horus Heresy, Eisenhorn or Ciphas Cain novels just to name a few Any aspect of the lore you find interesting probably has a novel series where it is a primary focus

@@schopenhauerassplower4223 the emperor?

Fight ya for a caravan

I kinda only like warhammer for the orks, all other races are as funny as emo kids.

You gotta play the dawn of war games and warhammer 40k space marine!!! Love those games and I don't even play the tabletop game!!!

And 40k Orks have formed small interstellar empires. Mosrly by accident but one is actually according to lore strangely by design.

To be fair dnd orcs pull nurgle tactics like throwing sick tribesmen at their enimies like biological grenades so that's pretty hardcore I guess

WHOZ DIS CHAD GIT? BET ‘E NEEDZ A GUD KRUMPIN’

Who have a love hate relationship with tyrannids

I seem to recall a spell jammer series that was set in the D&D universe that had space orcs that were pretty impressive. I think they were orcs spelled backwards and they were articulate organized warriors. It was a super interesting series written by a number of authors. A farmer on Kyrnn (from the dragon lance series) had a spaceship crash in his farm and rescued an artifact that was a component of controlling the mighty spell jammer, a overpowered ship shaped like a manta ray

And by modern internet standards.. 100% memeable

It would still work because the ork believes it is a mighty axe

Then the ork spontaneously blows up. Peak Warhammer comedy

Yeah i can see it. But i can also see him smashing it into his head anyway and being absolutely confused when it actually works and splits the damn thimgs head in half

Or worse…..it was just a funny looking stick

@@sinwithagrin4243 Well, one of the best Ork hunters is the Blood Angels...their jumpjets and jump packs never run out of fuel and they go a LOT faster...the Waaagh! field works against the Orks too.

@Katell Drouet Together with "Whoever is biggest, is just MORE RIGHT!"

i like the quote "they even adapted camoflauge, albeit very bright camoflauge"

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Or the one about teeth as currency. When you run out of your own teeth, just bash someone in the face in to get some more!

@@rafenwulf there's a lot of good quotes

quite an achievment in the 40k universe, most fail miserably at it

To be fair, if the guard lives he has a chance to be outfitted with a biotic/mechanical arm. Oftentimes better suited for warfare then his former limb.

@@bensonapi3220 probably my favorite part of Iceguard was the commander that got neurological upgrade and a new eye after he lost a part of his brain and eye in a war. Now he can count every snowflake falling in his field of view, however he inharrently disturts the implants, and their calculations. Now he is suspicious of every assessment, every decision he makes. Is it the implant or me that made it? How aware is the software. Does it have me and my unit's best intrust?

It just works

BensonApi Commissar Yarrick, for example

Colonel “Iron Hand” Straken

LESS READING MOAR KILLING

Name 2 long.

THE BEAKEEZ ARE 'ERE. GET IVER 'ERE ,GIT, WE NEED ALL DA DAKKA.

A true Ork player.

Most literate Ork fan

*boyz

Ork: WARBOSS EMPERWAAAGH!!! GOT YOU DON’T ET? DAT MAKEZ EM ORKY.

@@fumarc4501 Big Boss Gold Chairsitta

@@williamsantamaria2813 yoink

*respekt

EMPOROR IS THE BIGGET HUMIE SO HE’S THE STRONGEST

TO DESTRA YA ENEMY YA MUS' BAS' EM IN ZA 'EAD

@@mufasathor8525 no

*ZOGGIN' CHOP 'EIR GUTZ OUT, AND YE'LL KNOW EM INSIDE OUT* - Anonymous Ork warboss

@@pessien8474 Da best words that I heared eva!

“Te kill ya umie, ya gotta know him ” -Gazghul Thrakka, Da Ar’ o’ WAAAAAAAGH Edit: I’m nat one ov thoze smart boyz and so I changed sum stuf

Your get green mushrooms loads of different shades. They don't have chlorophyll in them, there is no lore about them having it.

In real life fungi don't have chlorophyl. In real life fungi don't have arms, legs and don't swing around axes and guns either.

@@lemons1559 not yet

@@lemons1559 Yeah but even in the imagination of most, its easier to have an ork get 0.00001% of their necessary caloric intake via star light than it is to believe a mushroom can do the thing that makes mushrooms not be plants, consume CO2, and have chlorophyll. Because mushrooms are real and orks aren't, and why would you (this is actually a great question for any bioengineers if in case they're not already wondering this) genetically engineer mushrooms to be plant-mushrooms. You've reverse engineered the two most very basic eukaryotes at that point. The last time we know that that occurred was 4.5 billion years ago. Meanwhile, in a universe with Gork and Mork: Y u R nOT bELIeVE **application of dakka**

It would be like trying to put solar panels on an electric car imo, just a waste of time with a negligible impact

PhD in Ork Studies

@@Ballin4Vengeance Orkology

He really seems authoritative

Why I only watch him when it comes to lore

Wor about da anonygork ya git?

​@@adrog3434not sure who dis anoneemork or anoneegork are, but dey need a gud krumpin

Now think about the fact that ten thousand years ago, primitive humans (who would biologically be identical to us - so they would have the exact same subjective experience as you do) would react the exact same way.

UwU

@@Eldor-117 0w0

Fun fact: there was apparently an Ork "smart boyz" named Orkimedes who had some hilarious insights.

@@joshuakim5240 "whenz der ent enuff dakka, ponda dis fought, den get more dakka"-some ork

Emdless destruction for the sake of destruction is not wholesome.

@@Ransetsu idk, compared to the eternal cock and ball torture by the dark eldars i'd prefer quick death by the orks

@@imtiredtiredtired obviously, but that doesn't make being cleaved in two by a Big Git, wholesome.

Wonder why the Imperium Of Man hasn't considered utilizing the Orks? They just genuinely love fighting, so why not ally with the orks against all other races? Imagine what a combined human/ork armada can do against the Tyranids or Necrons

@@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 They have. There is a planet with 3 continents on it. one continent is filled with Ork. The PDF couldn't do anything about them so they started sending the Ork beer and teaching them about the Big E. over time the Ork became the PDF of the planet and worshipped Big E alongside Gork and Mork. The Ork spawned by their spores create Orks that already believe in Big E. These Ork have been used to fight threats to that system and nearby other systems. In a nearby system there is now a moon filled with Loyal Imperial Ork due to the spores and the Orks original sent there to quell a rebellion. Fans have called for an Orkperium and the irony is...the lore already had one it was just in the small stages. The Ork Freebootahz (read space pirates) have also been offered contracts and bounties plenty of times. Several Freebootahz have even appeared on Inquisitorial retinues as hired muscle. The greater Imperium will never ally with Ork though as they are not human. They are xenos and xenos must be cleansed unless it bends the knee to Big E.

AND THERES ONLY WAGHHHHHHH!

Dakniss sounds like the New York accent version of ork

'apiness riegns supreme! An every Ork has achieved nirvana!

@@zoltanz288 _WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!_ YA GOTTA YELLZ IT RIGHT PROPA, YA GROT!

undarated koment

They are very content with simple things. Captain bluddflag from dow2 fought every faction in the star system and left once he got a hat.

I spell my Orks with a K.

@@finnheisenheim8274 That's good, because they are therefore less prone to abiding to a new norm.

Now I'm imagining a giant patch of Lichen suddenly erupting into a mob of Orks on an Agri World someplace.

Having so much fun in fact that an Eldar philosopher declared that Orks as a whole have won the great struggle (e.g. They don't stress about life, EVER.) and how despite being crude, they're the most content race in the entire galaxy.

Omg I love this

This is actually a great point, if you tell a tough ork they don't have enough teeth for what they're trying to buy, would they just knock out yours? The fact that they HAVE a system of currency means they don't JUST beat each other up for their stuff, so would they knock your teeth out and then trade them back to you even though they could just knock your teeth out and take the thing?

@@aecides3203 Orks have an odd moral code

@@AngryCarMechanic not so much a moral code as just a way of life to love by. Their logic is that the bigger tougher ork knows better. Thats not something they learn its just how they understand the world

@@aecides3203 Especially if the customer ork is bigger &/or greener than the shopkeep ork, I'm sure that's exactly how that would happen

Dat Sound Interlogikol.

Naw mate, it's Newkie Brown.

Huh... wad! WHO TOUCH MEH GUN!?

@UCdiC3S2csRKd4lEH6I8tmFA, you look like Rich Evans with a mullet.

I find that hard to believe given Orks love noisy guns

It's real, they believe it is the sound that kills you

MOAR DAKKA

No, the gun still needs bullets. Waagh energy has been soft-retconned into being more like a grease then a mind-over-matter thing.

Inquisition! *WE HAVE A HERETIC!*

Extrminatus Extremis!

Explains Yarrick's immortality

The Emperor and Yarrick aren't the only ones if I remember correctly. There are other stories of orks believing enemy commanders to be invincible terrors on the battlefield, that no bullets can touch them or blades glance right off and so they turn invincible because in the orks' collective psychic believe they are. As Luetin said, orks run almost entirely on instinct so everything they do is entirely based on their perception of things. So, combined with the psychic powers of the WAAAAGH - if they perceive someone to be invincible they'll be physically unable to harm them, no matter how hard they try. In a weird way orks manifest destiny like no other species ever could. If nothing else it's absolute heaven for writers since literally anything is possible and you need not even provide an explanation. It's the ultimate form of "a wizard did it".

@@nanObytez-kb5ru And that is why people love them

Anything can be smashed if you smash it hard enough.

Now i just imagine an army of orks rubbing their heads against the ground to build "DAKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!".

Zoltan Z dey can't udastan out tek if we can't eitha

"THE POWER OF IMAGINATION"

Sure, but the same can be said about the Eldar. They put their minds together and brought two warp gods into the universe

Lefty Pistolero I would definitely play a fallout game where everybody is an ork

Gorrd Howitzer: 't jus' werkx!! WAAAARGH!!!

Reviewer: Is it a bug or a feature? Developer: *headbutts*

Ork game development is just a bunch of Orks punching a keyboard, another bunch of Orks drawing characters and settings in MS paint, and then another bunch of Orks makings sounds with their mouth. They only make games for Ork consoles, and game updates are delivered once a month by the biggest ork developer who tells people that they're just playing it wrong (which fixes the issue the orks thought they had in the first place). Ork games run only on Ork consoles. Running them on anything else will brick that console permanently

@@ivanivan744 As the saying goes, even a group of monkeys with a typewriter will write shakespeare if given enough time. Orks have a better understanding of language than monkeys and thus can do it faster.

basically Gasghul

Am I the only one who thinks someone should make a warrgh to point at your enemy? Imagine an ork warrgh with an actual intelligent race backing them up with resources and Intel.... and they would not be hard to convince if you can get them to stop trying to kill you long enough "look you green fuck wit if you are on our side we give you guns and metal and a big bad war to fight that won't end you get way better dakka ok? Good now stand up one ork ought to be enough to start a breeding program... oh and let's get you some proper armor and weapons"

@@Da_Shark Actually eldar and some radical inquisitors do that kind of thing. But tends to not work for long, because the orks will ALWAYS end up turning against their contractor sooner or later XD

The Art of WAAAAGH

Umbreon GamingYT In a book called The Siege of Castellax, a Dark Mechanicus Tech priest Working for an Iron Warriors Warband actually was in a secret alliance with an Ork Warboss and gave him crucial intel about the Iron Warrior fort in Castellax which led to it’s eventual fall.

Gnome Mans Sky

40k’s orks are the best orks

Squats: Cries

@S k No, its more the way the feel. Orks barely think before throwing a punch or pulling a trigger.

Dying in battle? It's a good fight

@@quietkid3472 running from battle: the next one will be a good fight.

@@lemons1559 killing our own kind? Its a good fight Everything is a good fight

Yes

Orks only have one idea "a fight a good fight"

I've been seeing stories in this thread about one time when imperial guards were fighting orks and the guards ran out of ammo. So the guards started making shooting noises, and the orks fell down dead because they thought they should. If that is not canon, it should be and I'm going to treat it like it is.

Orks dont have fear so probably not.

Yes. Yarrik was believed to be unkillable to the orks. So he was never killed, just bested in battle with orks. They also feared yarriks laser eye and mechanical arm, which in turn powered the eye and the arm.

They also believe the color blue to be lucky, which also happens to be the color of the space marines battle suits. Hence they tend to get lucky when they fight orks. Sometimes guns jam or missiles explode too early. It's actually pretty comical.

@@bigvoiceguy Well you know... if you believe it's canon then it's canon

[Nathan Explosion liked that]

*Just a little bit.*

You dont say

I would describe Orks as Municipal Waste or Suicidal Tendencies...

he aint lying

Lol, agreed

Until they invade your home planet... Then its no longer that funny...

@@TheNolikk for them it is

Correction "Da Orks"

And Ciaphas Cain

Well, the Emperor survives in psyke energy, a constant flow of that comming from one of the most psyke heavy wielder races makes all the sense.

Hahaha thats mad funny

Personally I think it's a combination of human belief and Ork belief keeping him alive, like 80% human 10% Ork and 10% every other race

@@MagikarpMan Flip the ork and human percentages

@@joonapukarinen1153 no chance, trillions of humans across the galaxy literally worship the emperor as a god

Same here I got a whimsical tik tok advert after that sentence. :3

Install KZfaq vanced if android phone or youtube adblocker if PC.

@Twiddly Stosh pretty much, imagine how easy things would be for Guilliman if he could just grab the Inquisition alongside the other parasytes, *AN' JUZT MASH EM IN DA 'EaD!*

There is nothing to sink in, orks belive in Gork and Mork and that's it. I don't see the tolerance in this, maybe you should stop searching for underlying motives when there are none.

Is comic relief usually bigoted? And also, yeah that's kinda wack

Im more concerned that your use of the term "comic relief" is true

@@ConfusedLemons Quite often, but less than your typical Christian zealot .

its actually "Brutal but Cunning" and "Cunning but Brutal"

Or in the Fantasy, Gork who is cunningly brutal and Mork who is brutally cunning

One of them waits until you're not looking to hit you with a stick, the other will hit you harder with that stick when you're looking than the other one ever will

The eldar walked up and were chanting but the necrons saw the orks behind them and decided to ditch. It isnt written anywhere but fuck it its funny so thats what im saying happened

Tuska Demonkilla: COM BACK 'ERE! I GOT TASTY WIERDBOYS FOR YA! (while holding the ripped of horn of a demon that did come back as a melee weapon) Demons: Yeah right, fool me twice and all that. Tuska: OK THEN I'M COMIN FOR YA! (steers ship into the eye of terror) Khorne: *happy noises*

@@DeHerg murder noises*

imagine if orks manage to infect the demon planets.... could that even happen?

@@Breezey_Dubz Probably not

@@Breezey_Dubz kind of did happen when Tuska Demonkilla invaded the eye of terror! XD

Don’t think.

I don’t get it, Explain

By the ork beleving the last human on that planet is gone, The hiding human individual just vanishes from reality.

​@@nahboi6290 or or..... he becomes a gretchen, truely a fate worse than death

Orks are the ultimate example of where style=substance. With Orks, the more you boast and show off AND impress the plebian orks, the stronger you will get

Imagine a marketing with claims, which aren't true, but becomes true.....if the customer believes it........if the merch didn't work......it's the customers own fault

No joke. These guys are hilarious but fucking horrifying to think of ever existing.

Y'all are a bunch of geeks. Do something productive.

@@pantherowow77 Yeah like you watching Warhammer videos, you’re certainly an inspiration.

@@thepowerofIandI I specifically came here just to make fun of you nerds and guess what, I'm not disappointed lol

@@pantherowow77 What a productive use of your time.

And if you are tired of the attitude of the Ork above you in the chain, just to go to his face and smash his lights out!

WE ORK'Z 'AVE LOTZA CUNNIN'😎

We called it the War of Armageddon. The Orks called it reconnaissance.

*-Kirby liked that*

Neutral?!

@@MrCmon113 yes. Neutral. They're not evil, they're not good, they're neutral.

@Testro Yes, Neutral. They try to kill whatever race they come across with basically no reason other than it's fun. For every imperial Guard regiment they fight, a Chaos Cult fights them as well. They're not sadistic, they're not corrupt, they're simple minded creatures who really love to fight.

@@MrCmon113 Yes. Neutral because they don't do the things they do out of evil or what they believe to be good. They just do what they were made to do

And their limbs goes off, heads explode.

i need a movie of that!

Thats ridiculous. But I believe that because orks

@Oliver McGrath Your comment has been reported to the inquisition for heresy.

@Oliver McGrath fuck.

1010010111001010 sounds badass

YA POSAH!

@1010010111001010 ive seen images of orks doing the same

Is that when the turn around after hearing a double barrel shotgun reload and the doom slayer start laughing behind them? 😂

Indeed.

No the nids are a force of nature. Orks are beyond the concept of evil, at least to them. To us they are evil but only because we judge them based on our morals not theirs.

Who ever created them sure as hell was...

@@craigore2011 Considering what they were created to fight, I'd say the Old Ones were more desperate than evil

craigore2011 or, in the words of a certain chair-bound skeleton boi with a text to speech device, "they forgot to install an off switch"

YEAH CUZ HURRICANE NO CHALANGE ME FOR BOSS

Is this... canon? Did this even actually happen?

@@THESIXTHEGG Chains of Golgotha

@@aleksra7766 immediately reading it. An ork being, arguably, civil? DAMN.

That's goku levels of ridiculousness, I love it

I read the later part of that story where he sent orks to hunt Yarrick for sport

Yeet

A question for the ages...

Red arms= initiative 10

I fink someone should test dat

random ork you fink right

Yes

Amongst the angriest lichens in the universe

I'm lichen this logic.

Even lichen aren't obsess to kill everything and anything

@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 It's a reaaaally angry one

Orks are the biggest and toughest! Just give that thing a lick o red paint and it goes fasta!

Ominous toime*

Of Syorkuse

There is a Sporticus in fantasy

@@LOL-zu1zr Kaesork

@@LOL-zu1zr what fantasy? Lazytown?

Cleva Git Dat One!

ALL AN ORK NEED'Z IZ SOME DAKKA AND SOMEFIN' TO 'MASH!!!

I see what you did there, and I appreciate it immensely.

This should become an official Ork folk song.

Seriously the Orks feel like they're straight outta Monty Python!

Space marines also have blue armour because blue means lucky in ork culture, so they use that to their, advantage

"YES"

That sounds like my neighbor

"You see this here spoiler? This baby will add so much traction, you'll think it's a damn Porsche."

Considering orca have no male genetalia,yeah they are one in the same

Nah. If it isn't belching smoke and screaming louder than a jet engine no self respecting orc would drive it. Now if you put a V8 in it and put on a lift kit...

Sounds like Todd Howard.

I made some serious weaponry with Legos!! Guns, grenades, you name it!

@@goodpeoplefound7940 your mom?