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This guy always looks the same no matter what the decade is.

Steve Martin is truly one of my all time favourite comedic actors!! :')

"Mickey, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a better seat, but Vin Diesel is here." - such a savage (and true) indictment of how Hollywood works. A man who's box-office draw carried a whole studio for years, and one of the biggest stars of the 20th century is considered insignificant when he stops paying off.

Steve Martin is a great writer, comedian, brilliant actor, very talented musician. I believe he's underrated in many ways.

True comedy is all in the delivery. Steve Martin is the master.

There are no losers here tonight-But we're about to change all that! 😂😂😂

There’s always a closeup of Jack Nicholson, and he’s always in good humor and laughing.

I think STEVE MARTIN SHOULD HOST AGAIN! So much funnier than today’s Oscars.

Steve Martin is a comic genius. I needed a laugh and came here in 2022 because I knew he'd deliver. He did! LOL

this randomly popped up in my recommendations and I have to say: this is one of the monologues I've ever watched. Steve Martin carefully balanced his set without going too far with jokes and social commentary on just about everything in the industry

"If you'd like a transcript of this show write down every word we say."

Effortless master performance from one of the most likable down to earth celebrities out there

I believe Steve Martin was the very first person to ever be considered adorkable.

Julie Andrews.... such a classy lady!

“I was thinking today Chris, that we have both hosted the Oscars before, and this is such an incredible demotion.” Steve Martin 2020

Julie Andrews is super special! She never misses a beat her response always fun endearing & appropriate! Classy lady.

5:22 Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson and Halle Berry seated next to each other. Too much awesomeness in such small area

I wonder if the Vin Diesel quip was ad-libbed. Steve’s face at 3:56 seems like he’s genuinely disappointed that Mickey is sitting in the back.

Steve is one of those great comedic talents. Effortlessly funny, the jokes are so simple

“Roman Polanski is here. GET HIM!” kills me every time.

Steve Martin is the best argument for bringing back an Oscar host.

If you don't think Steve Martin is a genius then you have no idea how difficult this is to pull off. Well done.

Still, today, one of the best monologues in Oscar history

Such a class act love him!

Back when it was mainstream to dislike France and Germany for not following USA into the Iraq quagmire.

Can you imagine what it takes to work that crowd. Mr Martin is always an inspiration and truly iconic. Wish they put Billy Crystal with him!! What a combo.

Who's here for the masterclass?

Mickey Rooney should have been in the front row.

Make him host again! He's one of the best!!! 😂😂😂

This is one of my favourite Academy Award shows ever. The number of seminal female performances is astonishing: Kidman (The Hours), Moore (The Hours, Heaven), Streep (The Hours, Adaptation), Zellwegger (Chicago), Zeta-Jones (Chicago), Latifa (Chicago), Hayek (Frida), Lane (Unfaithful) etc. Truly a unique clash of Venus's and Athena's.

First Oscar ceremony broadcast in high def, put on KZfaq at 480p.

Steve Martin should Permanently Host the Oscars... I think he’s the Perfect Host!

"I'd just realized that hosting the Oscars for the second time, it's like making love to a woman for the second time... I guess!" OMG, that delivery, though. He's amazing.

I've watched this many times and it never gets old!

He really knows how to work his audience (celebrities). Priceless

I love Steve Martin such classy, talented and HELLA FUNNY 😄 😂😂😂😂

Steve Martin was such a sublime host. Like he's done this before 😎

Love Steve's take on what a movie star is. ..Great monologue!

The best opening ever!!

"they can be any sex, race and religion...sometimes all in one weekend" I spit my drink at that and I don't regret it one bit

Steve made fun of many people in the audience and wasn't assaulted. Times have changed. People can no longer take a joke.

That's a true comedic genius right there

when i see this 2003 doesn't seem too long ago

Julie Andrews the classiest ever!!!😍😍

Genius. I don't think anyone wouldn't want to be like Steve Martin.

Standing ovation for Steve

Steve martin is way to funny.

The Academy Awards, a long time ago, and far far away. Thanks, Steve.

3:32 Always thought Mira Sorvino was one of the most beautiful, talented women in Hollywood.

What a genius!! The best monologue ever. Just brilliant.

The last one should have been Jack Nicholson.

everybody looks so young back then

Steve Martin is always awesome! If you need cheering up, find Him! You have to see his two man show with Martin Short...”Two Wild and Crazy Guys!” Sorry, Dan....

Steve Martin has looked the same for 40 years

That Julie Andrews reaction is priceless 🤣

Steve Martin is the Funniest..intelligent humour..comedy for the thinking man..he even beats out Billy Cristal..best ever opening act

"remember, there are no losers here tonight. We are about to change all that"

That Kathy bates one got them going lmao

Watching this in 2021 Sept. Im crying since pandemic lockdown , there will be no more hillarious ceremony like this. missing that😭😭😭😭😭

Who is watching this in 2018 seeing Harvey Weinstein at about 6:40 and cringing a little bit?

You know this was quite a while ago when he mentions Circuit City LOL

OMG Julie Andrews is amazing.

... or they can be gay [cut to Jack Nicholson] I laughed my ass off! Steve is brilliant.

One of the best hosts ever

best godfather-reference ever xD I can't stop picturing it

Thanks Steve, no hateful politics or rampant ugliness.

2019 and still funny as hell XD

9:04 That's gold! "Get him!"

That is a BIG stage. Martin did an outstanding job.

Ohmygosh. The faces of the actors here, I was 3 when this was happening! It's like, wow, it's refreshing to see in the moat weird way😭... Luv all these actors. Long live true Hollywood stars!

I remember watching this and thinking Martin was BRILLIANT. HILARIOUS. And, then the next day, critics castigated him. Go figure...

More hosting by Steve Martin will be appreciated, he being the funniest so far!

This is a piece of history... the first HD broadcast... oh, and I love Steve Martin!!! :-)

Such a legend!! Love this guy

The times, when the Oscars still had class….

Only jack nicolson could wear sunglasses indoors at the oscars. 😎

If I saw this monologue, I don't remember but anything Steve does, he does with such grace. I loved his performance in Cyrano--a high school poet and quite short, all I had to do to avoid bullies was be Cyrano for them and help them with Chemistry, not just with the cheerleaders, but with the Chem teacher, who was tough, lol. That was in '77-'79 when Steve Martin was just coming on the radar, like many of the performers he noted in this monologue. My career started in the Napa Valley, kind of a Hollywood North because of Falcon Crest, and Francis Ford Coppola, and working in the tourist industry there after college I met some of the people shown in this monologue, all earlier in their careers, and very humble and kind to those like me who were service workers, and the local residents of a community which stands at about 80,000 residents today. Now that I've just reached retirement, I look back to those times when great stars still shared by community members on this site. We first lived in Burbank after moving from Chicago in '66 and my middle brother was close friends with Richard "Jaws" Kiel, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of his time, who I last saw in the movie "Force Ten From Naverone". Barbara Bach, Ringo Starr's wife, shared a hug with me at Meadowood Resort in the Napa Valley when she stayed with us, though if Ringo was with her, he stayed in the Background. She was in "Force Ten From Naverone" and so humble, embarassing me, the desk supervisor, in front of the staff that worked with me. I never even dreamed I would meet Hollywood celebrities so early in my career, I chose tourism because I loved meeting people and I love traveling, just like them. They taught me how to manage any guest, because they were so humble themselves, that some, like Falcon Crest's Ana Alicia or the French Chef Julia Child, would chat with me asking for my tour recommendations if I was alone on shift, as I tended to schedule myself late in the evening.

Absolute brilliance. Steve Martin is the GOAT. So natural and a genuinely funny guy.

You can tell from the reaction at 10:36 that it landed well!! Best joke of the night!

"I'd like to say HELLO to the 3 guys at Circuit City"

Hey, there's Harvey ...

Nothing quite kills comic timing like endlessly fawning audience applause

You know the Guy is Highly Respectful one, When Crowd Welcomes the Host with Standing Ovation

I was thinking during his monologue, what if they got Don Rickles to host. His opening line, "As I look around this audience tonight I realize one thing, I'm the biggest star here."

Now, why can’t Oscars be all like this, STEVE is so loveable

Oh man, am I not thankful to whatever algorithm that brought me here. This man’s a comedic genius isn’t he? So effortless on a high profile stage!

12:25 - Diane Lane....my dream girl.

A true comedic genius

"You can be Democrat...." LOL

Ahhh the days when the Oscars had a host!

Steve Martin is brilliant! 👍

Golden time of Oscars monologue

I loved him soo much,so funny and handsome

Standing ovation 😍

Wonder if Mr. Martin ever imagined this gig while doing stand-up in the Troubador in the late 60's early 70's. What an original!

Bloody Brilliant!

He was the funniest host of all.

I love Steve's jokes. They're quite uncomfortable for the actors and actresses. But funny at the same time.

Absolutely comedy gold.