One Luke-Sized Ellen.

Don't forget about most of the enemies in Serious Sam.

But what about minions from for honors dominion?

What about grunts fro halo? I swear I always killed all the elites and hunters and then got hit by the paper gun and died.

What about Halo's grunts? Especially when they have Fuel Rod Cannons. *shudder*

Ellen is actually Dance.

Jonathan Ewing jane actually has a phd in murder and how to get away with it

i'd attend that school

No, Jane is our Religion Teacher, though she might end up creating an army... DARK ARMY OF JANE!

ringswraith God Damn it Barb

Geckos would've been better, they always killed me when I went in caves

Straight up. I'm confused how they got on this list. "A glorified bee"? You mean a wolf sized wasp named for hunting. Now Geckos, totally useless. You kill one and loot it though, and three more charge you from behind

IKR

Destroy the wings first.

Depends on which type of gecko.

there is a reason that ppl who've never heard of Starcraft know what a "zerg rush" is.

I have done that on so many games. People get so mad it hilarious!

Yeah, them putting ZERGLINGS on the list is just a massive fail on their part.

@@SephirothRyu you don't get the video and it's a massive fail on your part. Dunce

honestly im just blown away they have any fond memories of dark souls 2 haha its seriously the bastard mutant child of the franchise made by the b team, terrible hitboxes, janky bosses, awful level design compared to 1/3/sekiro/bb its a dumpster fire

Chris Schoenthaler They were created by satan to troll the player

Thank you! They are more dangerous than deathclaws😂

Deus ex vesania not to mention their impossible to hit outside of V.A.T.S

If you go for a tanky melee build, Cazadores can be one-shoted with unique power fists and Super Sledges. Before that build I definitely feared them though.

They are a useless enemy though. Useless doesn't mean they can't be dangerous. What is the point of making a GIANT F***ING BEE?! DX

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RaWatcher yeah, I forgot about that😂

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I think they included it because they were made for no reason by Dr. Bourous in Old World Blues

I call them "Orange Death"

worse if you tend toward melee combat. their poision makes them absurdly dangerous to get close to. I was killing deathclaws with my unarmed skill(and ballistic fist) but cazadores, i was running for the hills and using my laser rifle at max range, and trying to hit their wings so they couldn't get close.

rule of thumb if you see a cazador fucking RUN AWAY FROM IT AS FAST AS YOU CAN

@kevin willems vats bro use vats to identify

@@MIXANDMTCH I just unload at them with a riot shotgun or other high powered automatic weapon. Still, they are fucking terrifying until you pick one of those up. Then you just have to pray that you hit and kill them with your first shot before it kills you in the time it takes the weapon to rechamber

themajicwalnut thats just jane being jane and we love our not so closet psychopath

Has anyone actually seen Luke recently?

The question is, has Luke seen anything recently?

Was you playing hard or legendary?

Legendary

To be fair, grunts aren't as pathetic as at first they may seem. Almost human height and covered in chitinous armor. The only reason *we* deal with them so easily is, we're the hero, and more often than not a spartan. In fact just about every single non-Spartan human would be murderized quite quickly in hand-to-hand. The armor also helps. To top things off, lorewise, they would've made amazing tech specialists and snipers, if the Covenant didn't instead mass breed them as child soldiers and cannon fodder.

Cekseiro yes that is true you have a lot of knowledge on halo lore well done :)

@@chungyboi9744 even still, from a player prospective... It *is* embarrassing if you don't have legendary or catch!..

freyjam damn your stuck too? I needed help but it seems the devs have oxbox bias....shit

Yeah I know right? Cazadors are the Fallout equivalent to honey badgers from FarCry! They are evil!

Cazadors are the worse they are near impossible to kill at low lvls. My game glitched once and one spawned in Good Springs during the tutorial and it killed me multiple times before I restarted with an older save.

Nelson Harrington ah the classic fallout experience.

As soon as I saw Cazadores on this list I really hoped they were joking because those things even on their own are pretty vicious. This comment is exactly what I wanted to say 😂

I saw fallout and was expecting something like gouls or bloatflys not CAZADORS

Double 'ard monster bastards.

Thelonick50: I agree...even killing just one of those things, can be a real headache.

I mean, its true

you just gotta carry harder... im kidding I know the feeling, especially in games/modes where there is the potential for people that intentionally teamkill.

not only fps...

People wonder why I'm always ready to kill my team mates Kane and Linch style.

Platonis The Warlock friendly fire in a game with lots of explosive spam what could go wrong

Lynch

They're basically miniature Batras from the Godzilla franchise.

There's a perk you can get in Old World Blues that negates poison and makes Cazadores much more of a joke. But without it, yeah they're pretty damn deadly.

r0bE0 they can spot you from a mile away, they can reach you in a sec and they can kill u in 3 or 4 stings, without this perk I scream like a little girl when they come.

I tried to avoid those damn cazadores as long as I could get away with.

Vaas Montenegro agreed

According to the Fallout wiki, they’re tarantula hawk spider wasps. Of course, you could always ask the jackass who made them, Dr. Borous.

with highly advanced science, aprooved by a not so highly advanced ethics committee

Tarantula hawk spider wasps,bear,a trex,titanium and the terminator

Grizzly Bears in the Fallout games are called Yao Guai

Vincent Montalbano No, Yao Guai are called Yao Guai. I'm referring to the prewar, not horrifically mutated grizzlies.

D-Skull Gaming yeah they can take a beating too.

Marked Men in NCR power armor are much worse in my opinion, THEY can shoot back afterall.

You say that... then you come across a super mutant behemoth and don't have any mini nukes on you.

@Savage_Wisdom Nothing's worse than a pack of Dogs / Wolves in stalker though, the first bite staggers you and drains your stamina, the next 32 kill you outright.

They are why I bought a plasma pistol at the start of the game, bastards have wicked strong armor to boot

Elysian Cliff Racers, my person.

I feel like I kill skeevers super easily. Spider kill me pretty quick (like when I’m Low level obviously) but I just run from them

@@nicholasfarrell5981 cliff racers....SO TRUE Annnd those aweful fishs from morrowind But Cliff Racers are the wordt

@@atianamathisa slaughterfish, yeah. Those buggers were all over the water.

@@nicholasfarrell5981 with dreugrs The dreugrs attacking from behind x.x

Oh my God, silverfish. Yeah... especially when you back off but don't leave the area and they spread to EVERY SINGLE BLOCK IN THE STRONGHOLD only to erupt out all at once and murder you in seconds.

Aloyus Knight that's the typical strat unless you are like me and frequently commit the cardinal sin in Minecraft and are digging straight down

the hilarious thing is that Silverfish have basically no attack damage. the only way they can kill you is with numbers.

*PTSD flashbacks set in*

Are you sure you weren't Mining your own business....mining your own business...get it?

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fppnotplxKnRm2Q.html That's the only way I can respond to this.

UGU Zach I’m putting that in my bookmarks for sure 😂

ha

I wonder what happens if one of those chickens falls into the piranha stream.

Kharn The Betrayer Brilliant!!!

I feel like someone needs to mod BOTW to have the cutscenes with calamity Ganon's purple dark energy stuff be replaced with hordes of flying chickens, would be much more terrifying.

Someone tried this and it doesn’t work

Demonetization Nation no, Alduin would probably taunt them to death

Agreed; the giant ones were straight up unfriendly

Not hardest. Fast poisonous and in swarms. Hardest is imo Legendary Bloatfly HP Speed Plasma shots or Graham got lots of DT and ALSID.

those living fungus humanoid things were equally as hard not to mention scary for me

Cazadores aren't useless, they are called murder-bugs for a reason!

Baby Batras

Max Littlewood or a jump!!! 😑

Haha, Nintendo hard games! Where any tiny mistake is your last.

or a goomba

Boo Moloney I'm going to see that in my nightmares, thanks a lot...

*stress intensifies*

twitter.com/redk_dollarsign/status/973971442533576704?s=19 You're welcome

Spyglass I was thinking that even the young can do you serious damage

I hate cazadores, and the poison stacks why oh why does the poison stack.

Ah, the poison. So many deaths due to the poison effects stacking.

They are fast and hit like a car. They aren't weak. The most ironic thing is the bloatfly easiest enemy. LEGENDARY BLOATFLY hardest enemy. Did that Bloatfly Learn to Level up????? My worse moment was killed by rats in Fallout 1. XD

Shotguns work very well against individuals, switching from slugs when they're at a range to buck/coinshot when they get closer. The issue here is that you want to be aiming for their wings not their bodies, since once those wings are down their jerky movements become a little more manageable and gives you the chance to keep distance between you and them, but if you really have trouble then VATs is you saviour and solution, or getting hopped up on a lot of psycho/med-x/jet just before dealing with one.

Squid Master "i shouldn't be dying this easily", that sums up my experience with the Chaurus

Even when I play as a warrior with heavy armor, those things tear me apart in seconds with their high damage and poison. It's even worse when playing as a mage due to how underpowered magic (generally; there's a few good spells) is in Skyrim compared to weapons. And let's be real, how often do you see just one? Forget Dragonborn, a Chaurusborn would be invincible.

Ranylyn I play a stealthy archer and they shred me like wet paper.

Illusion Magic; make them kill each other. It works wonders

Jonah Nesland BRILLIANT

I was really disappointed to find that the game didn't really have an end. also it accused you of cheating when you killed the final boss

Bailey Alexis Snow Like getting mobbed by nekkers from The Witcher 3 or Murdered by the sand bug-thing from Half Life 2 - man i hate small enemies.

Nileonatter Thanks, i can finally put a name to my enemies!!

That's why Ellen gets away with attempted murder on the reg. Ain't no one owning up to that in a police report.

You mean like Ellen?

Such an awfully composed comment yet it gets favorites and hundreds of likes.. where is the standard for quality these days?..

Tom Cavanagh Often?

Tom Cavanagh yes! I agree! Murder monsters is definitely right.

Tom Cavanagh on the nexus someone created a mod called cazaclaws it's a deathclaw cazador hybrid. I think the author is a sadist. But then again I did download it.

Gary Brown so you're an average Dark souls player(masochist)

DeathSerpent what's the point in playing a game if it doesn't beat you're ass but I've never played a souls game. I am an old school gamer. One of my favorite games was ghouls and ghosts.

Yeah, why do you think they added a sphincter tightening amount of them to the direct road to new vegas. so you wouldn't go there too soon. i don't call that useless. annoying as all hell, but not useless.

Yeah, I thought they were kinda odd on this list. Even one on one, they can be a significant threat, especially if you are undergeared. Plus the poison that stacks.

Neo Hamilton: that's what I'm saying!! You have one on you you're scared but manage to survive, a whole swarm? hope you have enough ammo and healing wears because if not you might want to reload a earlyer save.

I got killed by a Convict with a varmint. That was humiliating. That single shotgun reloads Slow when in low repair. XD

Their sting is described as so painful that the procedure after a tarantula hawk attack is "lie down and scream, you won't be able to do much else".

And when they have that extra shielding on higher difficulty...better pray you have the Cain

SPOILERS I really hate Husks, on Insanity they are a nightmare. There's a few side missions in ME1 with Husks, but there is one particularly mission where you have to board a ship (can't remember why), enter a maze like room stacked with crates and navigate through several husks that don't appear on your radar. Intense and terrifying, especially when I played it on Insanity. Bioware perfected Horror in just one side mission. Then there's the derelict reaper ship in ME2, and right at the end when you come face to face with Legion... Husks and Abominations. Nope, nope nope, why do I love this series so much that I keep replaying it!!!

The Tip of the Week Yeah I never used that much (except for the human reaper), was just panic shotgun, assault rifle, biotic attacks, repeat.

mhJazz93 I don't remember which mission in ME1 it was, but that was the moment I decided to stop Insanity just to finish the damn game. First time with a Lv.1 after my fully stocked up one was getting a little stale...and I went for Insanity😂

That's what spraying and praying is for.

I didn't get surprised but found it cool that they actually get out to fight you

My bad just checked on the wiki and theres about 30 points difference on raw dmg but cazadors have poison on top. Im not sure how its all calculated but theres videos that go in depth in the comparison. Either way fuck cazadors.

The poison noise gives me nightmares. I ended up having to loot all of the plastic tubing to make as many anti poison turniques as i could

Yoshi278 Deathclaws aren't even a threat anymore if you manage to cripple one of their legs. Crippling a Cazador's wings won't effect their speed for shit and they'll still outrun you and kill you with a couple of stings.

I always aim for the wings, cripple one wing then they can't fly anymore. When they can't fly, they become easier to hit (without VATS), or run away from for a better shot.

Dude anyone who’d put cazadors on this list hasn’t seen a REAL tarantula hawk let alone a giant mutated one.... tarantula hawks alone are monsters!

RumoTu I'm almost never one to ruin humour, but I think the kid yelled "Yah!"...

Ellie Smith I was more afraid of them than deathclaws

Thats till you get a riot shotgun and slugs

They were so overpowered it just hurt, the poison damage and the fast attack speed was just mad!

Just pull out your hunting shotgun and hope to dear god they're merciful.

Ellie Smith "You feel woozy." FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!!!

Only if they were mini andys. And they talked in a much higher pitched voice, and a lot faster.

Chrona Trigger all of them dressed in different wrestling shirts

No, I think Andy is going to attract a swarm of Ellens to attack him.

How about a swarm of Lukes with dinnosaur talk?

We would be... History

Sporetrix you can’t forget the flies too.

JEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKIIIIINNNSSS

I think they forgot about them

God dang it Leroy!!!!!!🤣

Just meditate it off.

Also constricted space with drowners.

Keep them away from corpses too, they can possess them, sometimes twice. Better for them to go after Elites or you than a human or an Elite without a shield. Resort to friendly fire when that happens because killing them is a pain.

@@thesixthkid7689 Its called an Energy Sword and Shotgun, afterwards its "What Corpse?"

@@thomasallen9974 a normal melee on a corpse does the job too, I'm talking about when they're running around swinging their mutated claws at you.

wallman117 ya

THANK YOU!!! 😂

Or the Flood. Just those easily poppable puss sacks that never end. StarCraft might have given the world the Zerg Rush, but Halo gave you the disheartening horror of it in fps pov.

I was thinking about the infectionsforms of the Flood myself....but yeah grunts work too!

Splatoon octarians

Nor did I, Best Friends Forever Who Game. When I first played Dishonored I saw the rats gang up on me and my screen shaking like a leaf in a hurricane. I then take a look at my health bar and notice it's in the red and falling fast. Those darn rats don't let me move quickly enough and I quickly find my arms on two opposite sides of the sewer and my legs... who knows, and my torso down to bones just as fast. That's ok though... my dignity died along with my in-game character. Whoops!

+Best Friends Forever Who Game yeah I didn't take them seriously the first time either. didn't die tho. I actually got past the first group without a fight my first playthrough and got mauled by the SECOND swarm further ahead instead. my reaction was somewhere along the lines of "what da fuck just happened? welp, looks like rats can kill me in this game. would've liked to have known that earlier."

Savage_Wisdom Just outta curiosity, I know Deathclaws are one of them, but what’s the other?

Charlie Koszulinski behemoth?

I'd say #1 would be 'any character with a Fat Boy'

Melancholic Ghost or an anti material rifle .

Charlie Koszulinski legendary bloatfly!!!! XD tunnelers are pretty tough though...

that wouldn't be useless then, would it. 😛

Honey Badgers 😡

Modern Witcher Damn cliffracers and their ability to hover and descend like helicopters...

I was expecting them, but it seems Helen forgot them.

Nope. Bats from Daggerfall.

@@beanface7408 haven't played Daggerfall yet. Guess I'll have to give it a try at some point though.

@@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 It's free on Bethesda's website. It's hard though, the second enemy in the tutorial killed me over and over again until I learned how to properly fight on the easiest difficulty.

Chrona Trigger if you call dishonored classic what do you call Super Mario Brothers or Final Fantasy 1?

I wouldn't call Final Fantasy 1 anything but a game, because I haven't played it, so I have no real opinion of it. I would call Super Mario Brothers a classic, also. Being a classic is less about age, and more about how potential for enjoyment outside of the brief period after its launch (for example, the Mass Effect series. I played and enjoyed it, and I had fun. But I won't be going back to it. While I had fun, it isn't a classic to me.) I know that I will enjoy Dishonored well into the future, and it's graphics are terrible in comparison to the current standard, and the gaming culture has well moved on. That staying power is what determines its status as a "classic" for me. To draw a comparison in the literature world, we have many classic stories like Shakespeare's works, Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, etc, but there have been more modern novels and series that, while people may not like them, I doubt most people would argue their status as classics (unless they disliked them so much, probably due to their current cultural relevance and popularity), like The Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. (And this still leaves plenty of room in the debate about *your* classics among these giants) Dishonored is one of *my* classics for stealth games. I'll keep coming back to it, and keep enjoying it.

And for additional context, Megaman Battle Network, and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles are two more of my personal classics. They are games that no matter how long it gets to be, I will enjoy.

No bosses? If it got taken out that easily, it wasn't "like a boss" anyway, was it? :p Doom II had a cyber-demon you could take out with some careful luring and a well-timed teleport, too. Now someone has to play Doom II to find that spot and get the footage, right? The big "One Cyberdemon and a Spider Mastermind" scene got a whole lot easier the time I ran around them without shooting and one of them shot the other. There's a huge and indestructible ship called the Behemoth in some old spaceflight thing that you eventually take out by leading it to that one ever-hungry black hole beast that gives off a Federated Planets distress beacon to lure in prey. The final boss of Quake was taken out with a well-timed teleport, as well. The Nazgûl in the Helegrod Treasury was taken out with almost no effort on my part when I went in there as a Lore-master. I ... well, yeah, that was it. I went in there. My Bog-guardian followed me in there. I cowered in terror because *Nazgûl!* and my Bog-guardian spanked that naughty undead little boy into mulligatawny. The Witch in Left 4 Dead, that one time she chased a team-mate around the corner in the alley after the Construction Site event in Dead Air, climbed over a barrel that got in her way, caught fire and went running off looking for the level designer who put that fire there. One Covenant Elite Officer in Halo:CE, who made the mistake of leaping out in front of two Master Chiefs, one with a plasma pistol all charged up and ready to fire and the other with a shotgun. Both shots hit him in the face, in that order. That fight lasted ... maybe half of a second. All the big tanks in that Acorn Archimedes game, Conquest. All I had to do was get behind them (and not be driving the Chaffee, because that things physically couldn't kill the King Tiger).

The Super-Soldiers in Wolfenstein: The New Order - Giant biomechanical armoured infantry with laser-miniguns: defeated by Lasercraftwerk with scope and energy regen upgrades. Volatiles in Dying Light - Heavily mutated super-zombies: defeated by UV emitting flashlights/flare and an instrument of pain of your choice (I use the chicken on a stick). Any enemy in Fallout 4: Defeated with a Big Boy unique Fat-Man with a Nuka-Nuke upgrade installed (you could use the MIRV upgrade but that is highly inaccurate and insta-kills you if shoot it downwards, even from a raised position).

Personally, Lorenzo Cabot (from Fallout 4) was one of those enemies. 600+ HP, 100% energy resistance, and 75% damage resistance, but no match for a crit from a maxed-out gauss rifle that deals x2 damage to targets at full HP.

Undizz ff10 has a lot of huge robot enemies that die if you steal from them, If i remember correctly

Zinyak from the Saints Row IV: Enter the Dominatrix DLC. *MASSIVE* health bar but goes down with a single punch. Granted, that's basically the joke (Zinyak even mentions it in his 'commentary'), but he *IS* the end boss of the first mission of the DLC.

JH Sand151 The only enemy we as Link never defeated.

That or the chicken's shit is digested bits of Link...