@valerierodger 9 ай бұрын
I can’t believe how quickly I went from “What sort of nonsense is this, conversations between countries on a map with lips and eyes” to not being able to click quickly enough when I see a new video is uploaded. These are absolute gold.
@Vs_stuff_and_things 9 ай бұрын
Same honestly.
@MichaelLewis-fx8eq 9 ай бұрын
Exactly the same feeling here😂 In the beginning I was wondering "how do I get these shorts to stop being recommended the whole time" Now I'm itching for full length videos every single day😂 I never even knew how much I needed HLC content in my life - I even started learning about Air Defense for the first time in my life through his other content😂 HLC is amazing❤
@michaelsndergaard2912 9 ай бұрын
glad i am not the only one. and dont know where he get some of the info from, but some infomation i get here like a week before they show up in news where i live.
@theunitedstatesofamerica4862 9 ай бұрын
Went from this is ridiculous to this is a masterpiece
@jakobking2202 9 ай бұрын
I’m glad I’m not alone 😂
@LairdErnst 9 ай бұрын
The marine general who is quoted saying, “if you hit our forces, someone else will raise your children,” was prophetic in how accurate he was.
@miklothegreat 9 ай бұрын
USMC Commandant Gen. Eric Smith said that last week. BUT Medal of Honor recipient, Army Staff Sgt. David Bellavia, said it in 2019 during is award speech
@danielcox7629 9 ай бұрын
That was just a promise.
@crazynedry5085 9 ай бұрын
@@danielcox7629and a very good one
@thomasgeorge4384 9 ай бұрын
To fuck around is human, to find out is divine... it is Marine Corps policy to expedite your meeting with the divine should you fuck with us.
@davidweining8981 9 ай бұрын
@@miklothegreat its messed up cuz i could of swarn i heard that speach in like some were between 2016 and 2022 idk why i dont remember what year but im i swear i heard it before
@Nurichiri 9 ай бұрын
When America was taunting Iran with "what are you going to do, call my dad?" I expected England to pop in with a "I'm not helping you" to Iran.
@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын
I was too honestly 😂
@commonsense.1014 9 ай бұрын
Diddo.
@autumngalix4616 8 ай бұрын
Same.
@shadeofsound23 6 ай бұрын
Historically speaking, Iran's appeal to Britain would have a reply that included derisive racial epithets and insistance that Britain owned all of the oil that Iran produced.
@Ihat-b2j 3 ай бұрын
Or “Even if I wanted to help you, What the fu** do you expect me to do”
@RTMassacre09 9 ай бұрын
What's really wild is that someone actually did skip to that part and was found dead at a Colorado amusement park with a bunch of weapons and explosives. The guy wrote on a restroom stall "I am not a killer" before he offed himself. I'm glad his conscience got to him, but I also kind of feel sad that he couldn't find help for himself before it was too late.
@Elemblue2 8 ай бұрын
That is really sad. Thanks for sharing. Good to know that good can exist in all of us, and sometimes it can beat the bad even when theres almost only bad left. Tragic.
@E4439Qv5 8 ай бұрын
If only the guy who eventually killed Hitler was that perceptive... **sigh**
@michaelrodgers6559 8 ай бұрын
Psych meds... great stuff, ain't it? Wouldn't be surprised if he was on them or recently stopped taking them.
@thedyingmeme6 5 ай бұрын
We should always strive to help our fellows, even if they don't want it. Sad to see someone who knew they were doing wrong take themself out
@gammafoxlore2981 5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if the Feds had anything to do with it... this guy just broke through the programming.
@SwampMonstah 9 ай бұрын
Last time things got "proportional" with Iran, they lost half their navy in a single 8 hour shift
@SoloRenegade 9 ай бұрын
and since then Iran's tech hasn't improved much, but the US has improved its tech by multiple generations.
@livingglowstick1337 9 ай бұрын
@@SoloRenegadeno Irans tech hasn't improved the warship that had a hole in its side from operation praying mantis hasn't been fixed yet they basically have sticks and stones
@arcticelectric 9 ай бұрын
quackbang: OUT!
@I_saw_that956 9 ай бұрын
Speedrun the other half?
@milissathreatt8014 9 ай бұрын
@@arcticelectricTheFatElectrician fan I see 😂😂 put these 2 in the same room together and watch as the chaos unfold😂😂😂😂
@Poets04 9 ай бұрын
You took a 28 year old animated children's movie and made one of the songs into an eerie threat...? Dude, you're going to make one hell of a Warrant Officer!
@Kma99107 9 ай бұрын
What movie
@andrewhawkins6754 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I mean NGAD is so stealthy it'll seem like the wind is just painting everything with high explosives.
@sector7Gemployee 9 ай бұрын
@@Kma99107Pocahontas
@TriggerIsAngry 9 ай бұрын
@@Kma99107Pocahontas.
@James-ep2bx 9 ай бұрын
@@Kma99107Pocahontas
@bradonhoover3002 9 ай бұрын
"Can you paint with all the colors of the wind" has never been a death threat but now it is
@jplayzow 9 ай бұрын
Paint with all the colors of the boom
@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын
@@jplayzowtemper temper
@fizzysh4rk 9 ай бұрын
it’s fucking marvelous
@jayvhoncalma3458 8 ай бұрын
@@Allantitan they started it
@nehpets216 9 ай бұрын
I love the Idea of them seeing nothing and then hearing "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?" sung in a soft whisper on the radio right before things start blowing up with the airstrike never being seen or proven. It's perfect for a 3 part scene; Horror Movie, Military Movie, and Comedy. With all 3 sides being played straight for their tropes and just from the differing perspectives of the same event.
@nightlibra 9 ай бұрын
i would pay good money to see this movie
@atashgallagher5139 9 ай бұрын
Less air strikes and more air to air seal clubbing but I'm sure they'll have airstrike drones to follow them around too.
@rylian21 9 ай бұрын
NGAD is stealthy, for sure, but the real leap forward in technology is the Loyal Wingmen and the fact that they can supposedly be flown without a human being in the cockpit. Or controlling it at all.
@Shiftinggers 9 ай бұрын
NGAD being the tamer, more mentally-stable and ASMR-er cousin of the F-22 is a great pick.
@jamesrichardson8484 6 ай бұрын
@@Shiftinggers If you call NGAD mentally stable you and I have a way different idea of what that means..😮
@dannydersman8932 9 ай бұрын
Anytime America starts getting "proportional" with people, new tech always seems to manifest. They should know better by now
@fredrickordo5828 9 ай бұрын
Because we’re always making it but have no volunteers to test it out on usually.
@travisneighbors3691 9 ай бұрын
@@fredrickordo5828 LEND LEASE! Daddy Warbucks got bills
@janzwendelaar907 9 ай бұрын
@@fredrickordo5828Ukraine will soon find itself with newer weapons, since the US soon has some stuff to cycle out.
@andrewhawkins6754 9 ай бұрын
@@janzwendelaar907 It's almost like we build this stuff to counter the claimed capabilities of enemy stuff and then their stuff turns out to not be as capable.
@Dr-Weird 9 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754that's probably pretty accurate. I bet if someone told us they had a sewage nuke and would drop it on new York. We would probably have a poop nuke by the next day only to find out the sewage nuke was just a cow with the taco truck sewage tank strapped to it.
@TheGiggleMasterP 9 ай бұрын
I think we need a sub-arc of History class with your version of famous events with all the great voiceover impressions!!
@Jaeger_Bishop 9 ай бұрын
Yes, this needs to be a thing.
@RipOffProductionsLLC 9 ай бұрын
Flashback arc staring new kid BUFF could be awesome.
@vladimirvakulenko7670 9 ай бұрын
Love the idea of historical flashbacks! Do Cuban missile crisis, as it technically just wrapped / anniversary?
@mattgrigsby8907 9 ай бұрын
Everyone comment and like this comment. We needed this yesterday 😂😂😂
@Autocon609 9 ай бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLCUnderrated comment of the day.
@STGXBOX 9 ай бұрын
This man is an absolute genius when it comes to making geopolitics understandable to the average person.
@elduquecaradura1468 4 ай бұрын
And also a reminder that behind the pronous-army joke, they're still the ultimate boss if you want to do a World Conquest path 😂
@thefancytiefling 9 ай бұрын
As a New Yorker. The entire circumstance surrounding the drug problem in NYC is getting out of hand. You have not only just regular drug dealers but people that are tied to the cartels and NYPD officers selling drugs too
@mattfisher4798 9 ай бұрын
1st time? I thought that's just a NYC Tuesday afternoon....
@AlleluiaElizabeth 9 ай бұрын
Forget drugs for a second. What about the satanic pedophile ring that was busted up there a few weeks ago and whose news just kinda dropped off the face of the earth? You guys have potentially bigger problems than drugs. Tho they are probably related.
@AlleluiaElizabeth 9 ай бұрын
Drug dealing cops is pretty bad tho.
@LeonSteelpaw 9 ай бұрын
I mean... no bail....
@TheSkyGuy77 9 ай бұрын
So, it's becoming Gotham?
@gnxaknu9639 9 ай бұрын
Love how this is my primary news source
@jacobcarpenter5309 9 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂
@Augie13 9 ай бұрын
Same. He makes things make sense.
@nunyabiz3557 9 ай бұрын
Yep… I needed a fix… badly!
@MeaslyMisterMinigun 9 ай бұрын
Same
@jeremyalvis8767 9 ай бұрын
Same
@matthewnardin7304 9 ай бұрын
There needs to be at least 50% more of this content. Also, who's going to take over if you have to "go to work" and don't have time for funny topical stuff.
@habitual_linecrosser 9 ай бұрын
Lol I'll try to keep going as long as I can
@princekagato 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosserthat's what he said!
@medic9115 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser time to train up Mrs HLC or your sister
@TheLumpyShield 9 ай бұрын
@@medic9115 plz; his sister's out there making sure boats can sail while the ships shoots 3's lol
@Oduunich 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosserI'm fully expecting a cover of Dolly's "9 to 5" when it's work time.
@duhni4551 9 ай бұрын
It finally struck me. F-22's "would you intercept me" reference is from Silence of the Lambs 😂Man, you really do put some effort on character development 😊
@MrBinnie824 9 ай бұрын
So, the Eagle is a Southern Gentleman, the Skywarden the full-send hick, the A-10 is a tweaker bro, BUFFs a senior home resident, Reaper's the normie office employee who's put upon but gets shit done, Raptor's the all-star athelete, jacked and jackes up on steroids with a lot of pent up aggression, Viper's basically Deadpool and the Tomcat is Tom Cruise? 🤣 Love the series. Hopefully the Hornet and the Phantom gets to join in on the fun.
@bujtorm 7 ай бұрын
BUFF ain't in the retirement home yet. He's the old guy in the job where people usually die young.
@jamesrichardson8484 6 ай бұрын
Isn't Hornet a crazy Marine that ate too many crayons?
@thedyingmeme6 5 ай бұрын
@@jamesrichardson8484 horent is crazy marine who ate ALL of the crayons. And wants more
@AppalachianPatriot 9 ай бұрын
“Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the Blue Corn Moon?” and “Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?” These lines are sung by Pocahontas, voiced by Judy Kuhn, in the song "Colors of the Wind," written by lyricist Stephen Schwartz and composer Alan Menken, in the film Pocahontas, directed by Mike Gabriel and Eric Goldberg (1995).
@Kma99107 9 ай бұрын
Thanks
@sladeb6036 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I was there when it was written.
@madhattergodess 9 ай бұрын
And become seriously terrifying when song in a whisper.
@fumarc4501 9 ай бұрын
Yea
@oldRighty1 9 ай бұрын
Thank you @appalachianpatriotopedia :)
@MeaslyMisterMinigun 9 ай бұрын
“Motherfucker, who have you been lying to, you’ve never been able to hit me accurately even if you wanted too!” Had me laughing.
@S3NDP13 9 ай бұрын
I heard some New Yorker blood in that sentence there.
@thedyingmeme6 5 ай бұрын
@@S3NDP13 i think HLC has said he's from Colorado
@sirshauniv511 9 ай бұрын
Quick correction: The dialogue between the UK and Ireland implies that Ireland is in NATO. We aren't.
@connla 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
@STALKER953 7 ай бұрын
The implication I got was that Ireland is so much not part of the UK, specifically, that the rest of the world can screw itself for agreeing with England.
@dom-hx7ki 2 ай бұрын
"That's gonna be a great big 800 year GO FOOK YOURSELF YOU BLACK AND TANS!"
@NLTops 9 ай бұрын
"And legally we can't say you were there". F-22 finally gonna go off-diet? I never fail to click a linecrosser video. Always a pleasure to watch what you come up with. Even your name is gold as militaries cross the lines on maps. I petition we start calling your community the Linecrosser Army.
@chriskoopman6377 9 ай бұрын
I like it
@xFrankie107x 9 ай бұрын
“Authorization Foxtrot Alpha Foxtrot Oscar” you are a fucking genius for that one🤣🤣
@nunyabiz3557 9 ай бұрын
Legendary!! 🤣🤣🤣
@enyajungle 9 ай бұрын
Lmao took me until your comment to get it
@ReptillianStrike 9 ай бұрын
FAFO?
@stephenhill3286 9 ай бұрын
That took me way too long to get
@TheLetterNate 9 ай бұрын
@@ReptillianStrike Fuck Around and Find Out
@TheBigEvil 9 ай бұрын
The America with American flags for eyes when going fully jingoism is hands down my favorite bit. I don't even think you did it on purpose but whatever you did, do it again.
@weregarurumon3202 9 ай бұрын
Almost thought that was a glitch
@smpandlox8036 9 ай бұрын
He’s wearing American flag sunglasses.
@prestonjones1653 9 ай бұрын
Going Polandball/Alternatehistory Hub on us.
@Sixpointtwoliter 9 ай бұрын
He's filming himself wearing sunglasses lol. He did it on purpose
@iamrdrnnr 9 ай бұрын
“Foxtrot Alpha Foxtrot Oscar”……how, in my many replays, did this fly over my head!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 outstanding work as always!!!! Love just going through HLC content, you really do learn something new everyday!!!
@Mustangofold 9 ай бұрын
Your content is, I am saddened to say this, probably the most accurate and timely information about what is happeneing in the world when compared to MSM... It is also great to watch.
@shadowrfox 9 ай бұрын
"Legally we can't say you were there" That sounds like code for "Someone about to be intercepted"
@thevine2010 9 ай бұрын
Someone is going to get some meat on the menu
@patrickdees5256 9 ай бұрын
Let the beast feed!
@selflesswarrior 9 ай бұрын
No one can tell anyone you were there if there aren’t any witnesses left.
@AmericanAdvancement 9 ай бұрын
Would you intercept me?
@richardhanck972 9 ай бұрын
What are you talking about? Those planes just spontaneously exploded. Their TWRs never even went off, and there wasn't a US radar return within a hundred miles. No you can't see our AWACS tracking data.
@jackmurray302 9 ай бұрын
In 10 or so years, when I have kids and they ask wtf happened in this period of history. I’m going to binge watch these videos with them
@brandonreiser7739 9 ай бұрын
Him and Fat Electrician. High quality history and education right there...
@brandonreiser7739 9 ай бұрын
Habitual_Electrician? Fat_Linecrosser?
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629 9 ай бұрын
“So it all started with fucking clowns everywhere in the headlines and a gorilla taking a bullet because a kid fell into a zoo enclosure…”
@ObsidiaBlack1 9 ай бұрын
I'm just going to call it the decade everyone lost their damn minds. Sums it up pretty accurately.
@ellencameron3775 9 ай бұрын
In 10 years, the wikipedia page for the years 2022 through 2025 are going to be VERY long.
@kaneo1 2 ай бұрын
Viper has that competent, happy, caffiene addict energy. "We can do it! (When's my next cup???)" Love it.
@GreenKnight1982 9 ай бұрын
Absolute number one content creator on the planet!!!!!!! I have damn near turned off notification for all other things I follow just so I don't miss your stuff!!!
@BennyLlama 9 ай бұрын
"Ive never found that intimidating until today." Nobody has and now I view that movie a bit differently
@adamschank7703 9 ай бұрын
Just remember how fast the wind can get during hurricanes and tornadoes and how much damage those wind speeds can do.
@Rob_F8F 9 ай бұрын
Disney's Pocohontas (1995)
@montithered4741 9 ай бұрын
So Disney feel good songs CAN sound intimidating
@Rob_F8F 9 ай бұрын
@@montithered4741 Hakuna Matata means no worries for...the REST OF YOUR DAYS......
@mooglew1705 9 ай бұрын
@@Rob_F8FNo mention of how many of those you have left.
@noturbusiness9736 9 ай бұрын
Love that the authorization was “Foxtrot Alpha Foxtrot Oscar”. Clever bit of detail.
@Garbage.geologist 9 ай бұрын
I am patiently awaiting a year-long summary’s length movie with this exact animation and just enough budget to keep the animation as shitty as it is, but pays you greatly for this glorious work.
@ThorMoore 9 ай бұрын
I love when America laughs, it’s eyes become the flag. Also, the 6th gen (?) aircraft that’s still only a drawing is terrifying
@Mamorufumio 9 ай бұрын
trust me *publicly* it's a drawing, Privately, it's likely already in service with some shadow unit
@ThorMoore 9 ай бұрын
@@Mamorufumio ah, yes, we can’t *confirm* that it exists yet. That info is classified
@Mamorufumio 9 ай бұрын
@@ThorMoore Exactly its like the story of the F 117 when those were first used compared to when they were revealed to the public.
@ThorMoore 9 ай бұрын
@@Mamorufumio military disclosure at its finest
@jayd.5816 9 ай бұрын
Love your videos my brother! Love your F-22 Personality. Never thought i would be intimidated by Color of the wind song, well call me Pocahontas! What a Savage my guy!
@zackplaylists 9 ай бұрын
I appreciate you talking about the Lewiston, ME shooting in this video. My father lives in Lewiston, and this entire event has shattered our world. What once was a small, quiet town has now been thrust into the international spotlight and was on lockdown for several days. I came close to losing people that I know and love during that shooting, and I'm glad that we can all agree taht these kinds of horrific events have to come to an end.
@richtravis9562 9 ай бұрын
have the "powers that be" revealed why they ignored the guy threatening to do..what he did... for a MONTH yet?
@BloodiedBerserker 9 ай бұрын
Stay strapped....
@joeblow5214 9 ай бұрын
@@richtravis9562 Imagine having Red Flag laws and a involuntary commitment and continued threats but the state still needs more power? The state and the mental health system failed here, lol. But lets totally give them more power so they can screw up in a more spectacular fashion./s
@BSpinoza210 9 ай бұрын
@@richtravis9562 Police, not because they don't care but because they're legally prohibited from doing anything unless a crime has been committed (requires hard evidence otherwise they'll get chewed out for harassment), generally file these notices / warnings in a folder somewhere in case they need to refer back to them. They just don't have the funding to follow these clowns around and barring a search warrant, can't go through their stuff, and they probably get hundreds of these reports, many of which are basically Karen's just clogging up the system because they saw a guy look at them funny in a parking lot that one time. Just because they have an orgy of evidence, doesn't mean they can sort through all the noise before someone does something stupid.
@joeblow5214 9 ай бұрын
@@BSpinoza210 They had plenty per Maine's own Red Flag Law, you have no idea how easy it is to get a judge to sign off on those and have the cops walk in and take guns. Even though it is a massive abridgement of a persons rights this is the one time that this law should have worked but it did not for it's intended purpose. I wonder why? Maybe we should ponder that before giving the state more power.
@plague9098 9 ай бұрын
The new stealth fighters personality is perfect. And the F15 is right, never thought that would actually be kind of terrifying for a stealth plane, just not the 22 crack addict personality, sorry, "I WANT SOMEONE TO INTERCEPT ME" personality.
@michaelgreene2920 9 ай бұрын
Just plain and simple.... These videos kickass....pure gold...
@michaelscott6022 9 ай бұрын
*F-22 when they finally unleash it:* _"~I'VE GOT NO STRINGS, TO HOLD ME DOWN~!!"_
@ERAUsnow 9 ай бұрын
You know what happened right after that line, right?
@a10guy 9 ай бұрын
Pinocchio or Ultron?
@MrPingn 9 ай бұрын
Either way, F-22 is gonna find it's way back after quite the adventure.
@AmericanAdvancement 9 ай бұрын
@@a10guymy money’s on ultron since the raptor’s gonna clear the skies in the same way that Ultron wanted to clear the planet.
@lethaldosage 9 ай бұрын
Somehow disney songs sound MUCH more terrifying when whispered to you by a thing you cannot see. "Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore" definitely is not something I want the fucking sky to whisper to me at midnight.
@LotBD 9 ай бұрын
ROFLMAOW heck no I wouldn't want to hear that like I wouldn't want to hear a black suit going "I know you. I walked with you once..."
@LpBiggie 9 ай бұрын
Cue the 22 as Terry crews with the: "I've go strings... so I have fun... im not tied down to anyone... I got no strings... so you can see... There. Are. No. Strings. On. Me.
@cptTK421 9 ай бұрын
Everyone gangsta till the clouds start whispering "Are you ready?"
@surrealsadi841 9 ай бұрын
@@LpBiggie Hello, Age of Ultron called. James Spader with that song was FUCKING TERRIFYING
@stevenschnepp576 9 ай бұрын
Heh. Back in my old job, I sang snippets from "In the Dark of the Night" from _Anastasia_ while playing OPFOR. Freaked the fuck out of the poor privates I was -fucking with- -playing with- training.
@purgeutopia8696 9 ай бұрын
I'd love to see Buff interact with his Grandpa. The B-29.
@LadyElaisha 9 ай бұрын
This is not gold....... It's a diamond encased in platinum content good sir, I love this stuff more and more, keep it up.
@donchaput8278 9 ай бұрын
The only channel I don't watch on 2x speed. Thanks for the great content!
@LucasMatos1984 9 ай бұрын
same here
@INFJ-ThaneTr 9 ай бұрын
Kinda weird
@lulzalfest 9 ай бұрын
people watch vids on 2x??? ...why?
@kameronjones7139 9 ай бұрын
Not sure what the point of watching anything at 2 times would be
@MarzoVarea 9 ай бұрын
@kameronjones7139 No point if it is art, as this channel is. More of a point if watching just for info.
@TheInfestedPanda 9 ай бұрын
This is like Pixar´s "Cars" or "Planes" movies, but with better humor and history lessons. The internet demands more of this!
@sethm7595 9 ай бұрын
Man, this is the only channel with notifications on loud and clear. Love the work brother, keep it going!
@user-ci7kd7tk2y 9 ай бұрын
love it keep up the work man .live long and prosper.
@ericdark6183 9 ай бұрын
US: [Casually Winks At F-22]🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 F-22: Going Dark🗿 Edit: Thanks for everyone who got the saying. For the people that didn't, it's not like you have the owners manual or something. But if you did, you would totally leak it for clout on a game.
@benjamingardner3314 9 ай бұрын
Can't prove it was there if it doesn't have a radar signature. And the only way it has one is if you give it reason to open it's payload. How bad do you want that proof?
@Spinikar 9 ай бұрын
Like, a serious question, has any jets mysteriously blown up in flight recently? I'm sure the F22 already has air to air kills, just no one knows.
@MarcosElMalo2 9 ай бұрын
@@Spinikarif there’s a quick settlement with the plane’s family that includes them signing NDAs, how would we know there was a quick settlement. You might well ask, “Are such NDAs enforceable?” Not in court. You follow?
@MartinPHellwig 9 ай бұрын
The F22 can't go dark, it doesn't have a light mode to come from, I suppose you can leave the trays open but that would be bad for fuel consumption and only would increase it from a bumble bee to a butterfly.
@marchielli 9 ай бұрын
@@MartinPHellwig I'd say going dark is turning radar & comms off, unless F-22's radar is somehow RWR-proof and can materialize Data Link etc out of another dimension.
@neeonartz7636 9 ай бұрын
Nothing like getting my news from this channel in the morning ✨
@dr0nz893 9 ай бұрын
Love these longer videos! Keep up the good work.
@kingofmfgreens 5 ай бұрын
Your episodes are so hilarious 😂, every last 1 of them
@cjcantrell80 9 ай бұрын
I first watched a few months ago because I was bored and “why the hell not”. Then, I kept watching for the funny, even though the majority of the dialog went over my head (I knew nothing of armaments nor many aircraft, and especially other countries issues). Then discovered a fellow Colorado guy. Now I keep coming back for the comedy AND the education. Thanks for putting the work in to put some positivity in the world, even at the expense of morons!
@AnonYmous-yu6hv 9 ай бұрын
Just remember he's not 100% accurate and it's not always facts.
@cjcantrell80 9 ай бұрын
@@AnonYmous-yu6hv Yeah, just the same as history is only as accurate as the tellers beliefs. I give everyone a 20% margin of error.
@JimzAuto 9 ай бұрын
@@AnonYmous-yu6hvdeception is a part of all warfare, no?
@johndoe8785 9 ай бұрын
Stick around bud, you'll learn more off a single video here than you will watching any news Network for a month.
@johndoe8785 9 ай бұрын
@@AnonYmous-yu6hvIs that what CNN said?
@JohnnyManu40 9 ай бұрын
Canadian here. Yup, there is a lot of Foxtrot Alpha happening. Put money in my hands, and I'll make something that will have absolutely everyone afraid to find out. This Canadian is the kind you watch out for when the others stop saying sorry.
@baseballjustin5 9 ай бұрын
Time to stop saying Soorry
@Ralinos 9 ай бұрын
Too much FA going on all over... just waiting to dish out some FO on a personal level. But, as the Bible says (paraphrased obviously) the evil bastards will be taken first, do not intervene.
@LostWayMinistries 9 ай бұрын
The eagle has it covered…. Most of this is just giving them a chance to save themselves….
@shibiwowsawesomegaming4783 8 ай бұрын
Dude, love the fact that you were able to do the whistle for Herbert. Best ep yet!
@AdmiralArchon 9 ай бұрын
This has been one of the best videos yet. I love commenting my favorite parts, I just don't have anything this time. The entire thing was a gold mine 🇺🇸
@supraman019 9 ай бұрын
I thought the 6th Gen was going to say something like, "have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" 😂
@LeonSteelpaw 9 ай бұрын
Wouldn't that imply a fight where they have a chance?
@jackclark1994 7 ай бұрын
oh man that would be gold..
@JohnPaulHare 9 ай бұрын
Uncle Sam giving the F-22 a little extra leash today, and then giving us the ol' Billy Mays, "But WAIT! There's MORE!”? Ooooh boy, you done fucked up, I-i-ran!
@yupyup4209 9 ай бұрын
F22 is my favorite character. The lonely king of the sky. Born for air superiority, but is so superior that no one will dance with him 😢
@juggernaut141_gaming-2 9 ай бұрын
"can you paint with all the colors of the wind? " "Pretty sure that's from a song, but I'd never thought I'd find it intimidating until today " Same
@roymuerlunos2426 9 ай бұрын
"Real proportional" A part of me really hopes this was a nod to The Fat Electrician, I *LIVE* for the day you two do something together or appear on a podcast together. Sidenote: rip no Titanfall 3 announcement :(
@jackclark1994 7 ай бұрын
they HAVE been on a podcast together, i just can't remember what it was.
@Dmania1000 9 ай бұрын
NEVER thought I would hear my favorite Disney Movie song paired with something like this. Absolutely amazing 🎉
@kilroy2517 9 ай бұрын
Never I thought I'd see someone who watches HLC clips have a "favorite Disney song".
@BloodiedBerserker 9 ай бұрын
You wont hear the DarkStar either😂😂😂😈
@baseballjustin5 9 ай бұрын
@kilroy2517 what's wrong with Disney!?
@baseballjustin5 9 ай бұрын
Besides all the stuff Disney does. But their movies go hard (except for star wars) Flynn Ryder is my favorite character.
@Charkunt.d5 6 ай бұрын
Been scrolling through your videos and saw the video where Scotland was defending its accent, brilliant video❤ it’s actually the same in Ireland, 20 minutes up the road and people sound like they are from a different country 😂 I’m Irish and props to to you as an American, it’s very close to my own accent, your impression just sounds like someone from my little town who did a gap year by themselves in the states and just picked up a hint of an American twang!! ❤ Between that and the banter with England 😂😂 you’ve got yourself a sub ❤
@chris210racer 9 ай бұрын
This is probably the most accurate means of weekly news summary I get unfortunately.
@NelsonDemifur 9 ай бұрын
"Legally, we can't say you were there," Translation = If you don't get caught, you don't get in trouble.
@lockekosta9014 9 ай бұрын
That authorization joke was fantastic! Though I do think, "You have hurt my people. I don't like that. Only my people can hurt my people," would've been amazingly apropos.
@rohesilmnelohe 9 ай бұрын
I thogu ht for a literal minute, why FAFO... then it hit me.
@InvaderKaz2008 8 ай бұрын
Loved the subtle "fuck around find out" authorization code
@TheAwesomeOne560 9 ай бұрын
Ok but I seriously can't be the only one who wants to see a DBZ esque face off between the F-22 and the NGAD 😂 complete with the 45 minutes of yelling
@coolscorpion.2234 9 ай бұрын
as an Irish person I've actually seen the huge support for Palestine in person, though for some reason the supporters made a protest outside of the Lego Shop on Grafton Street in Dublin today... it seemed like a strange decision.
@rucker69 9 ай бұрын
because it's all a farce
@Kma99107 9 ай бұрын
I have to say that as an American I will say any protester likely lack the intelligence to protest anywhere smart or if they protest somewhere smart they will protest in a stupid manner
@stevenschnepp576 9 ай бұрын
I, on the other hand, am not keen on supporting terrorists and people whose entire national and cultural identity is "We just really, _really,_ absolutely hate those Jews". Never forget that there are Israeli Arabs. The Palestinians are in the situation they're in because of their collective choices having consequences.
@chrisb7198 9 ай бұрын
They think they can rebuild gaza using lego's.
@coolscorpion.2234 9 ай бұрын
@@chrisb7198 lmao
@LilMcMoffett 9 ай бұрын
I just realized that America has flags over his eyes.
@riverlady982 9 ай бұрын
I thought that went into place when Iran started talking smack and America reached the release proportional response mode because they tried to touch to many of our people and stuff and 'find out' mode was reached.
@ChefVoid 9 ай бұрын
@@riverlady982lol same bet free bird was on in his head lol
@MrJakeros 9 ай бұрын
MURICAAA FUCK YEAH. HERE TO FUCK UP YOUR DAY YEAH
@riverlady982 9 ай бұрын
@@ChefVoid When I hit 'find out' mode people tell me my eyes turn black and I become the song Copperhead Road. 🎵 You never come back from copperhead road 🥁 🥁 🥁 🎵. I'm an Irish, Scottish, Native American mix from Michigan and between the bagpipes, the drums, and the words in that song, oh yeah. That Steve Earle song deserves more recognition 😏
@alightpirokill 5 ай бұрын
Bro, I'm so proud of you…. Nobody thought of this and you fuckin did it with flying colors go big man.
@balfourwheatley6644 9 ай бұрын
Channel is my favorite when it comes to military comedy..funny af 👍🏾👌🏾🇺🇸🇺🇸
@LadyWarmachine 9 ай бұрын
I am very much anti-war, but I am very much FOFA with lethal levels of porpotionality. I think we're REAL damn close to reminding everyone just who tf we are. Also: just a reminder, B21 is about to enter the chat.
@gingermcgingin4106 9 ай бұрын
Peace =/= complacency. The unfortunate reality is that sometimes peace has to be hard-fought for, like with Ukraine.
@gilliganallmighty3 9 ай бұрын
Iran is a joke. They have to rely on terrorists to do anything for them. Their regime shiuld.be unalived.
@BSpinoza210 9 ай бұрын
@@gingermcgingin4106 I'll never understand Republican opposition to funding and supporting Ukraine. They're basically going through the same growing pains we went through during the Revolution and 1812. They had a stable democracy, they were westernizing, they were about to join the EU, then Russia threw a shit fit and against all odds, decided to double down on their idiotic dreams of restoring their old empire. Ukraine was the one attacked, Ukraine is the one trying to recover their sovereign territory against an aggressor that is trying to snuff out their entire way of life.
@KatarHero72 9 ай бұрын
You mean FAFO. Fuck around, find out.
@CaelDorman 9 ай бұрын
@@BSpinoza210 Not all Republicans mind you. I support defending our ally against Russia.
@cardinalchaos2278 9 ай бұрын
I’d like to mention that the guy who did the mass shooting in Maine had tried to get help but was turned away after a short period of time.
@Horus_the_Lupercal 9 ай бұрын
That checks out, mental health assistance is a joke here.
@cardinalchaos2278 9 ай бұрын
@@Horus_the_Lupercal healthcare in general is just a joke in the US unless you are loaded, then it's second to none.
@Shinobubu 9 ай бұрын
we're not surprised that the meme "He was under our radar" keeps coming up. And they expect us to disarm?
@michaelmarcus6269 9 ай бұрын
That was freaking awesome! I can never hear that song the same way!
@Bradygoat6390 9 ай бұрын
Love the pure Comedy gold brother. Your sense of humor is incredible. God bless you in Jesus name, Amen 🙏
@danny234555 9 ай бұрын
The flaw in Ireland's logic is that any aid sent to Gaza at the moment will have a near 0% chance of making it to its intended goal.
@samhaddock-gross2535 9 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I do agree that Palestine and Hamas are not the same thing, but the possibility that some of that aid money will end up in someone's pocket that it shouldn't be with is unknown. I do wish everyone peace, but more oversight needs to make sure that money goes to non-terroist relayed activities. Also heard a sad fact that might be true. If some company/organization/country spends 1 portion on medical, one on weapons, etc.. and you send 1 extra portion to medicine for them, then they may spend your portion on medicine, but the portion they were using on medicine may slowly make its way to weapons too. Like i said, i want peace between them all and aid to go to its proper place, but that doesn't mean it will get there.
@jsquared1013 9 ай бұрын
That's how it was before that as well. Where do you think they got all the materials to build the tunnels and assemble the rockets? It's well-documented that most aid sent there is embezzled and medical supplies are sold on the black market to buy non-medical things.
@OneEyedManKingdomOfTheBlind 9 ай бұрын
I mean other than the flaw that the *entire* reason Hamas is in power is because they enjoy overwhelming popular support? They were democratically elected. This wasn’t a coup. The people *want* Hamas to do what it does and then want to hide when they actually do it.
@o00nemesis00o 7 ай бұрын
That, and on what planet did “Palestine denounce Hamas”? If there were a west bank election today, Hamas would sweep it.
@edwardbranum 9 ай бұрын
The Maine mass shooter was a vet that asked for help because he was hearing voices telling him to kill then spent two weeks in a psych facility then sent home
@thegoldenatlas753 9 ай бұрын
Don't forget he also had friends and family try to warn the police. There were multiple warning signs flashing all over the place and who was it who ignored them? The government. Who benefits from people scared of mass shootings? The government. *its almost as if they let this happen.*
@joeblow5214 9 ай бұрын
Bet the psych ward did nothing but put him in a room and put him with counselor that ceased caring 5 years prior. Welcome to the mental health system.
@stevenschnepp576 9 ай бұрын
@@joeblow5214 A cell. They put him in a cell. Then they treated him like an animal and cut him loose in a couple of weeks. People don't hate shrinks nearly enough.
@joeblow5214 9 ай бұрын
@@stevenschnepp576 Yet the mental heath industry says they are not the problem and that they should be the the people who gatekeep peoples rights lol. Right.
@kevinwalker4623 9 ай бұрын
Mental Health Professionals and Child Protective Services are the bedbugs of employment.
@Sosayweall7 5 ай бұрын
😮you are an artist
@pbjstudios6202 7 ай бұрын
I started with your short to full blown videos.. Hilarious.. love it!
@b3s13g3d 9 ай бұрын
I get in early enough for a comment not to be buried for once! These videos reliably make my day better, please don't ever stop
@ChaplainPhantasm 9 ай бұрын
An F-15 getting intimidated...Now I've seen everything.
@MrJakeros 9 ай бұрын
Clearly you didn't watch the sweet dreams vid he made.
@ChaplainPhantasm 9 ай бұрын
@@MrJakeros Yeah, I actually did miss that one.
@flyingmonkies5813 9 ай бұрын
F-15: 104-0 F-22 mock combat record against F15: 41-1 As he said in the last video: The only thing that can harm the F15 is the F22, and they're on the same side.
@Shinobubu 9 ай бұрын
@@flyingmonkies5813 And they're using the F-15 as an extra missile magazine for the F22. very scary.
@phant0m233 9 ай бұрын
"Legally we can't say you were there." ;) Love it.
@JeremiahChampion-fs6vh 9 ай бұрын
Your videos bring so much joy to my life haha
@TheMcEwens419 9 ай бұрын
Pocahontas quotes seem scary AF from him😂 22 got to release some anger...?! Wait no. . He wasn't there. . 😬
@twigsmctwiggy1698 9 ай бұрын
@1:20 Love the flag overlay of the eyes while letting out the menacing laugh! Nice work on the New York accent as well! Love your content.
@baseballjustin5 9 ай бұрын
Man, the mob these days, they just don't make em like they used to, lol
@samschellhase8831 9 ай бұрын
It’s like Alucard asking Alexander if his lines are from Boondock Saints
@BrotherHood-xh9sg 9 ай бұрын
Remember, the USA has a problem with reporting mass shootings. The actual number of mass shootings in the USA is a lot lower then it appears, because gang violence etc. is also included in those numbers. Basically, if you want to solve that problem, bring back the psych wards, mental health asylums, solve the mental health issues in the west, give people a clear purpose again, bring back communities instead of this multiculturalism lifestyle etc. Big and complex problems, but the solutions are quite simple. Just take a lot of effort.
@TimeToGetFunkyy 9 ай бұрын
“Whats your favorite aircraft that HLC plays as?” “Yes”
@davekrueger7931 9 ай бұрын
This is absolutely wonderful. I love seeing the news this way. Hope your doing well from a usmc vet.
@nickblais4371 9 ай бұрын
FANFO and Vanessa Williams, pure genius. Please keep it up. I'd love to do a rando voice over for you.
@donut6429 8 ай бұрын
I stumbled on this page like a month ago and is easy top five! Keep it up brother!
@TheGhostOfQsLeftEyebrow 9 ай бұрын
Dude your videos are the best 3-5 minutes of my day consistently keep up the awesome work my guy!!!
@rikacomedyletsplays2581 9 ай бұрын
Wouldve never known they let out new gen planes if you hadnt mentioned it
@habitual_linecrosser 9 ай бұрын
As far as we know they haven't but I like to speculate lol
@andrewhawkins6754 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Dude, I saw one of the tests the military did years ago for a system I doubt was adopted. Someone in a jet pack (ducted-fan pack? sounds silly) flew over a highway at dusk in Newark NJ back in 2009 or 2010. Something for you to, uh, make sure your radars can pick up if the ruskies decide to waste money on the idea lol
@peteryeeterson5766 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Wouldn’t be the first time they’ve done that
@matthewnovak3095 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosserNGAD’s been flying for about 2 years now. End of 2021 they announced they started with the prototype and that it had already broken multiple records. Don’t think they’ve really given any updates besides that.
@alexandercaires5921 9 ай бұрын
The Raptor was rumored to have flown during Iraqi Freedom (the 2nd Gulf War), so it's possible...
@Abbeville_Kid 9 ай бұрын
As someone who has played online with many a New Yorker, I can attest that your accent is spot on.
@frederickkeeslar1761 9 ай бұрын
Just want to say, I love your content. Keep it up! I wish their were more creators like you.
@croskerk 9 ай бұрын
NGAD and F-22, the two scariest aircrafts the world have seen
@DmitriyTonyuk 9 ай бұрын
The world may indeed see them together at some point, they just won't see them on their radars
@SoloRenegade 9 ай бұрын
wrong. world has not seen the operational NGAD yet.
@croskerk 9 ай бұрын
@@SoloRenegade i know that NGAD isnt in service, but its a program happening. We dont know if they will have it up or when, but for now its just F-22.
@hyperiongm330 9 ай бұрын
*Yet*
@SoloRenegade 9 ай бұрын
@@croskerk As I said......the world hasn't seen the NGAD yet..... People's reading comprehension skills are really bad these days.....
@seanmorris3457 9 ай бұрын
This is by far the easiest albeit funniest way to understand how we krush everything flying, driving and floating. I bet we'd be able to just run drones....the future is now.
@lastmashstanding2155 9 ай бұрын
Who knew Pocahontas song lyrics could be so threatening? I'm digging it.
@Paratroopersteark 9 ай бұрын
suddenly, the sky over iran started singing Latin REALLY LOUD AND IT WOULDN'T STOP
@superduperhoopertrooper116 9 ай бұрын
" Can you paint with all thr colors of the wind?" Chills. Absolute CHILLS after that line.
@brianjoinson5710 9 ай бұрын
Duuuude... Everyday I look forward to seeing "Id intercept me...!" videos. I saw this one today and screamed "YAAAAAY!!!" I'm by myself in my house man...
@AmericanAdvancement 9 ай бұрын
Would you intercept me?
@iradale4855 9 ай бұрын
Love how you made that song creepy as hell. Puts a whole new meaning to it.
@Wanderlust2430 9 ай бұрын
I love how we are now dropping Fat electrician references with the "proportional" jokes in reference to operation mantis.
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