"Shit, everybody count your buildings." I almost choked to death after hearing that. I did not survive the Army to die at the hands of a little debbie snack HLC.
@h.a.98809 ай бұрын
HLC roasts every nation, but the kind of shit he throws at his own nation is next level. Gotta admire, he's not pulling any punches.
@Quickstein9 ай бұрын
"die at the hands of a little debbie snack" Shit dude, death by potato salad is not what *_I_* want on my obituary
@MythicFool9 ай бұрын
Careful mate, Little Debbie is a certified body stacker.
@cyclicl73129 ай бұрын
@@MythicFoolesp in the USA. So many flavors so little time...
@themooseisontheloose9 ай бұрын
I see your dying at the hands of a Little Debbie snack, and I raise you choking on store bought baked salmon.
@-Deathstrider-9 ай бұрын
“I hope they bury him under the jail” is probably my new favorite line.
@debbiethomas26229 ай бұрын
he thinks he was "mistreated" BEFORE, wait till his fellow inmates get wind of the child porn! He'll have to work his way UP to being buried under the jail.
@LeonSteelpaw9 ай бұрын
It's no less than what such people deserve (and yet theres people trying to NORMALIZE that)
@doonkeythegreatsullivan94599 ай бұрын
I’m not gonna lie I almost forgot about this, but considering that UK didn’t finish the line I don’t think I want to know
@MomedicsChannel9 ай бұрын
@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459child porn. He ran to NK to get away from child porn charges. They threw him OUT because of it.
@Killerean9 ай бұрын
@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459He's the kind of the guy not even North Korea wants around. 😂
@ahole54079 ай бұрын
1989 "don't watch cartoons they will rot your brain" 2023 "I get my geopolitical analysis of world events from a cartoon" 😂
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
1989 was a good year. Up until I got hit by a car and spent 4 days in the ICU. But I didn’t miss the Cartoon Express 😂
@FrauWilhelmKlink9 ай бұрын
We've come full circle😂
@chrisdupree83829 ай бұрын
But they are so effing accurate though 😂
@pieceofschmidtgamer9 ай бұрын
@@dr.floridamanphdChina: NOTHING HAPPEN IN 1989! NOTHING!🤬🤬🤬
@TheEDFLegacy9 ай бұрын
...I guess that's why Private King was being mistreated. 😳
@SoranoGuardias9 ай бұрын
Nah nah nah we should have let Little Kim keep his ass. XD
@riverlady9829 ай бұрын
@@SoranoGuardiasI thought he was still there, he's not?
@RipRLeeErmey9 ай бұрын
@@riverlady982 No North Korea kicked him out to China and China gave him back.
@TacticalLeo9 ай бұрын
@@riverlady982 no he was released a while back and was brought back to the US and is currently at Fort Bliss in Texas
@prfwrx24979 ай бұрын
Stab, stab stab, stab, STAAAAAAB!
@matthewcowan63379 ай бұрын
😂 "The crypt keepers were keeping alive" I'm my own fcking heart attack.
@noahdoyle67809 ай бұрын
Military humor is like French coffee - dark, and everyone gets roasted.
@S3NDP139 ай бұрын
For a sec I thought this was a racist jab. 😂
@Mildly_Amused9 ай бұрын
Everyone remembers the code talkers we had in WW2, but everyone forgets that we actually started using code talkers in WW1. The Choctaw tribe members serving in Europe were the first code talkers. It expanded to other tribes/nations in WW1.
@haven_lady6759 ай бұрын
That's awesome! Why didn't I learn this in school? Then again neither the Navajo code talkers, though I only came across that section myself and not by the education system. Have you also heard about that native American fellow who charges at Nazis? I'm not sure who it is or how he does it but I need confirmation.
@jwrockets9 ай бұрын
@@haven_lady675 Look up Joe Medicine Crow, the last Plains Indian Chief. Wicked story!!!
@gerardcarreon64449 ай бұрын
I remember telling my classmates about them.
@thenugget19919 ай бұрын
@@haven_lady675do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? :)
@haven_lady6759 ай бұрын
@@thenugget1991 Wait there was more of them? 😮
@elitely67489 ай бұрын
Seeing UK and USA bond over their lineage was oddly slightly wholesome, USA is lucky he didn't insult UK or he would've pulled a 9/11 or terrorism joke second Alaskan AIrlines was mentioned! Great video as always HBLC! (that iran song was sweet though we need more singing!)
@dalerritchie15119 ай бұрын
Us British love the yanks. We will always help the US with anything.
@gotioify9 ай бұрын
@@dalerritchie1511 isn't hazing and fighting among family normal? We may toss shade at each other, but at the end of the day the US + Britain (And Canada, and Australia, and New Zealand) are just one big family.
@firespawn019 ай бұрын
Nah, we got more class than that. Besides, America is still reeling from that "Tested in classrooms" burn.
@michaelbenjmitchell19 ай бұрын
@@dalerritchie1511 Except for hiding the bodies.
@dalerritchie15119 ай бұрын
Exactly this the way I see the relationship with UK & US that bond with us will never be broken. But completely agree we're just one big family where I love 💕
@jamesdunn80139 ай бұрын
The count your buildings joke was so dark but funny I dropped my phone
@TheWarTrain9 ай бұрын
I couldn't stop grinning
@vlextristheonissguildleade74499 ай бұрын
bruhhh I didn't get it until I read it.
@TheWarTrain9 ай бұрын
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 too many steps, I couldn't get past the name part
@NULL_VOID_BigPain9 ай бұрын
@@TheWarTrain Dont do it odds are its engagement farming to convince youtube its a real account to then spam/sell later
@DataC0llect0r9 ай бұрын
Was that a 911 reference? I was only 7 at the time 😅
@XponentX9 ай бұрын
As someone who is half Iranian i really want a new government for the motherland. (Edit 150 likes in 20 minutes💀)
@TheEDFLegacy9 ай бұрын
I hope someday you will have your country freed from tyranny.
@lonewolftech9 ай бұрын
We want that for your people! They deserve to be free from terrorists.
@XponentX9 ай бұрын
There’s “democracy” not really
@fortunatebum9 ай бұрын
Iranians are more than welcome to the US, the government could kick rocks tho.
@1krani9 ай бұрын
As someone who's not Iranian at all, I want a new govt for your motherland, too.
@seanmcleroy80129 ай бұрын
“Have you Seen the crypt keepers we’re keeping in Washington!” 😂 I broke.
@eedwards27689 ай бұрын
Between you and the Fat electrician..military and world politics are so much easier to follow than any news
@TheMcEwens4199 ай бұрын
I couldn't agree more. HLC does current events, The fat electrician does historic battles weapons and the such. . . Put the 2 together...😮 The perfect combo doesn't exi. . .!😂
@encryptedwolf76239 ай бұрын
HLC + TFE = Entertaining History! ... And current events. 😊
@WookieWoman9 ай бұрын
Then you have The Metatron for world history.
@NULL_VOID_BigPain9 ай бұрын
@@encryptedwolf7623 Its just Entertaining present that will become Entertaining History
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
@@TheMcEwens419 Donut Media needs to do some front-line reporting for HLC.
@thevine20109 ай бұрын
The Alaska Airlines pilot claimed he was high off of shrooms. Considering the recreational stuff in Oregon is legal (to a certain degree). You will be shocked how often airport staff are either high, drunk, or stupid (albeit one is not exclusive to the other).
@jasonsandoval38239 ай бұрын
When the state voted in a clown, expect a circus.
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA9 ай бұрын
What maybe legal on a state level may not be legal for a FAA licenced pilot. The FAA BAC limit is 0.04 as one pilot FAFO. Any type of mind altering drugs is zero. Doesn't matter if you are flying the plane or not, if you are licensed and get on the plane, it's still zero.
@mikoto76939 ай бұрын
I have to admit, as a UK ground crew airport worker the information about the jump seated pilot being on magic mushrooms made a chill run down my spine. At my airport at least, though I believe it’s countrywide… it’s considered crazy and very dangerous to come to work or go Airside whilst impaired in any way. Between the various dangers of the ramp-which includes jet engine ingestion zones and moving aircraft amongst other things, it’s just a very bad place to be if you’re less than 100% alert and switched on. And that’s not even getting into the safety and security of the cockpit. Again because there are between 400-500 buttons, switches and controls again it’s not a place where one should be impaired. The off duty pilot should have thought about this beforehand. Being able to ride in the jumpseat at the back of the cockpit is a bit of a perk for off duty pilots. He’d have to ask the captain for permission and show the proper credentials to prove he’s an airline pilot, listen to the captain’s brief safety briefing and then sit quietly during the sterile phases of flight… But an off duty or deadheading pilot doesn’t have to ride in the jumpseat. He could just as easily have gone and sat in his normal seat with the rest of the pax. That way he could have drank alcohol and all the normal passenger stuff during the flight. I’m not saying that he should have taken the magic mushrooms at all, but I kinda think it might’ve gone better if he’d been in the pax cabin and hallucinated there. It would have probably been laughed off as drunkenness unless he did something really stupid.
@RoundShades9 ай бұрын
It might have been better for him if he claimed he was in a dissociative state but realized he was wrong after a short flight and never intended to do any harm, and that he is a trained pilot so safe operation of an airline isn't attempted murder because airlines are safer than automobiles and kidnapping whilst in average operation of one of those is also not attempted murder. That's harder to claim on the shrooms defense, because dui can be charged as multiple cases of attempted murder.
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
Movie theaters used to be the haven of the "short bus" crowd. After my son worked at the airport for FedEx for a while, I'm fairly certain it's retard central these days.
@jobanh7ify9 ай бұрын
Hahahaha “Iran can’t run away”😂😂😂 I’m so dead that was dope
@pex_the_unalivedrunk67859 ай бұрын
Yeah, I recognized that 1980s song by Flock of Seagulls right away and I almost died too 🤣💀
@thatoneguywithnointernet9 ай бұрын
F-22- I bet your rear you can't outrun me. For id intercept me.
@jobanh7ify9 ай бұрын
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 😂😂😂
@TheDocPsycho9 ай бұрын
"Shit. Everybody count your buildings!" I literally fell down and almost passed out, I was laughing so hard.
@josiecroix9 ай бұрын
Actually from what I've looked up on my own, the account that posted the rumor about Putin having a heart attack is being pretty readily discredited... but that's just what I've read from a couple minutes of my own research, so feel free to provide insight on you guys' thoughts and discoveries!
@habitual_linecrosser9 ай бұрын
You are correct it was debunked just used it for the joke 🤘
@ImmersedInHistory9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Debunked how? Have you seen any of the Putins in public the last days? (I sure as hell haven't) Heck the Kremlin even said it didn't happend, and you know what they used to say in Soviet russia? Never belive anything, untill the Kremlin deny it.
@HUSK3RGAM3R9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosserDAMN IT, you had our hopes up for a minute
@richardfabacher37059 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosserOf course the more Russia officially denies it, the more plausible it becomes. правда in Putinland is hard to find, easy to "manufacture."
@stormhawkdude9 ай бұрын
I mean could you imagine how funny it'd be for the modern day Napole-Hitler to go out because someone finally Light Yagami'd him?
@sandrasausville91039 ай бұрын
As a native Floridan I so approve 😂. Love my insane state 😻
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
As a Floridian, we know how to spell it and know that his representation of us is wholly skewed towards the rednecks in Jacksonville. Also, real Floridians don’t count Jacksonville as being part of us. They’re something else entirely.
@ethanwmonster90759 ай бұрын
I survived a direct hit from a cat 4.5 we're not to be tested
@lil_jackgamez89929 ай бұрын
Same here!!! God I love this state of madness
@keithcraig5069 ай бұрын
I dunno. As a caricature and farce, yeah, it's funny as hell. In practice, I wouldn't be upset if we weren't quite so high on the "Nuttier than a peanut farm" scale. Too many people out here arguing with themselves for my liking.
The hijackings wasn't really the 9-11 kind. It was more of a "take everyone with me" self-termination kind. He was trying to hit the fire suppression for the engines. When those are pulled, those engines aren't relighting. Yikes.
@HANKSANDY694209 ай бұрын
*He coulda just nosed down. Cutting the engine doesn't make the plane frickin **_fall from the sky_*
@Wrathlon9 ай бұрын
@@HANKSANDY69420No but it does mean once done no amount of intervention will undo it. Nosing down if someone can wrestle control or he changes his mind last minute he can bail out - destroying the engines guarantees a crash outcome.
@HANKSANDY694209 ай бұрын
@@Wrathlon That's not my point. Whether or not the engines can be restarted doesn't effect the aircraft's ability to glide a certain distance, depending on altitude & height. If he just turned _off_ the engines, he'd be stopped and look even more stupid cuz that wouldn't do shit and they could restart them. But even with the engines perminately disabled, most of the time the pilots can get the plane safely on the ground at a nearby airport. My point is, this is not Looney Toons - the plane ain't gonna drop from the sky. That guy who tried to take the plane down is either extremely ignorant or just an idiot, doesn't really make a difference anyway. He didn't even try to incapacitate the pilots.
@whyuhatan9 ай бұрын
Poland's Sad Non article 5 noises had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@HanSolo__9 ай бұрын
U bet we sad.
@matthewnardin73049 ай бұрын
"everybody count your buildings" fucking made me spit out my coffee
@kevinbryer24259 ай бұрын
Not the Taliban, just magic mushrooms.
@danjohnston90379 ай бұрын
So no engines needed
@terrawon74559 ай бұрын
I heard that too
@MichaelLewis-fx8eq9 ай бұрын
Apparently he ingested the magic mushrooms approximately 48 hours before the flight (so he wasn't tripping) and then went 40 hours without sleep. He also has a record of suffering from depression and had just lost a close friend. He also claimed that he thought he was dreaming and that cutting off the fuel to the engines would "wake him up" I really don't know what to think of this😂
@Deadxman6169 ай бұрын
Time to invade the mushroom kingdom
@danjohnston90379 ай бұрын
@@Deadxman616 Send Mario
@johnsheldonfrederick28629 ай бұрын
Lets get this brother to 500k subs he deserves it.
@beantheirishsetter9 ай бұрын
I had to check his number of subs seeing your post bc I just assumed it was well over 1M
@andyabel30729 ай бұрын
He has a lot of leftist tidbits so hes going to need to choose which side to pander to first.
@beantheirishsetter9 ай бұрын
@@andyabel3072 hmm, I don't disagree that he has said some left leaning things, but I do think he doesn't need to pander or pick a side. I've voted across all aisles and hold some left leaning and right leaning ideals. No one needs to be this or that. People can choose to support a broad range of things and there doesn't need to be conflict. Just my thoughts
@QTownTruckspotting9 ай бұрын
@@beantheirishsetterfacts tho I couldn’t give two craps less how he votes cuz he’s funny af Never heard anything substantially left or right, and honestly idc
@samualaddams7059 ай бұрын
@@andyabel3072 Why would that be? He is doing good and getting there as is. Sides he points and laughs at everyone. Anyone that takes offense to that needs to lighten up a LOT
@autoparts1019 ай бұрын
“shit…Everybody count your buildings” had me dead bro 💀
@haven_lady6759 ай бұрын
The ptsd from 9/11 runs deep
@autoparts1019 ай бұрын
@@haven_lady675 im American and I know its really rude to laugh at these jokes but if done right they feel illegal to laugh at 💀
@tylerhendrix149 ай бұрын
I lost it when Florida said "Keep fucking around Iranistan." 😂😂
@filthymcnasty55339 ай бұрын
Well I for one, wanna go on record that I appreciate the news being brought to us in such an amazing way is fucking amazing. And I can only hope that it never stops.
@NR_Lawson9 ай бұрын
The ONLY thing I wish was done differently about this video was that it would've been longer. I was really enjoying it and it ended too soon lol.
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
Found my ex-wife's alternate account.
@fuzzyspackage9 ай бұрын
🤣🫶🫡
@caleblindsey57949 ай бұрын
Flock of seagulls reference
@tylerandsabrina9 ай бұрын
But the F-35 didn't even show up this episode?
@Comanchee06899 ай бұрын
@@tylerandsabrina😂
@Amradye9 ай бұрын
I fcking love this guy 😂🎉
@VoltBolt19849 ай бұрын
I honestly forgot about the Pvt. King situation until you mentioned it.
@Glockmes9 ай бұрын
I'd love this type of content and how it is made! Mad props to you creator! It would be great if maybe you could start attaching some of the news you get your inspiration from in the description. More often than not I end up more curious about what you talked about but it can be hard to find the specific info when everything is mixed as jokes and half-truths lol
@Torres001able9 ай бұрын
I love the way you’re keeping all of us updated on world news. Keep it going dude
@cadunvondraco36589 ай бұрын
I just gotta say.... Nothing turns a shitty day into a good day like an HLC bit. Thanks bud. I needed this.
@vipondiu9 ай бұрын
It's the "No....(whispering) everybody count your buildings!" That did it for me 😂
@davidhughes40899 ай бұрын
I know the US military is huge and has a tonne of people serving but there seems to be a lot of arrests recently for possessing CP or meeting up with kids. I hope he gets serious time for this and good old prison justice.
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
He'll be a cheerleader for the next Longest Yard movie, for sure. Have you SEEN him? Ewwwww!
@davidhughes40899 ай бұрын
@@ronjones-6977 Travis King will be in my thoughts and prayers 😄
@bubba2008744269 ай бұрын
Fortunately, it's almost certainly a case of more of them being caught.
@GintaPPE10009 ай бұрын
Well yeah, only the dregs of society are desperate or stupid enough to serve when the military is an absolute shitshow.
@haydnp71449 ай бұрын
I can't be the only one to watch these videos and get major news updates that I have to then double check to see if they're true or satire! 😂
@Nightmare_529 ай бұрын
crypt keepers in Washington, amazing line
@leeschulken87449 ай бұрын
I kinda wanna see you talk about the JDAM improvements.... 700nm range with an optional fuel tank that can function as a Decoy isn't half bad.
@supernerd46239 ай бұрын
I thought JDAM was a bomb, TF they giving it drop tanks for lmao, how'd they get it 700km range? America is wild lmao
@nweasels9 ай бұрын
..... Hold the fuck up, did you just say that they found a way to put a fuel tank on a gravity powered bomb?
@ryanhodin50149 ай бұрын
Yep. JDAM is a cruise missile now. What, did you think we wouldn't make bolt-on jet engines for our dumb bombs? What else were we supposed to do with all this military budget?
@nweasels9 ай бұрын
@@ryanhodin5014 Make lasers, steerable bullets and shit that can defeat gear Russia and China claims to have?
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
@@ryanhodin5014 God forbid we take care of our vets.
@nordicfalcon9 ай бұрын
F××king love this channel 🤘🏻 I see HBLC, I CRUSH that watch and like button. Like we crush Russias' dreams 😂 and poor F-22 🥺
@rustzz89 ай бұрын
Always a good day when current events comedic commentary video drops. Its always gives me a laugh, keep them coming! 🦅🇺🇸
@KeeanTrinity9 ай бұрын
My favorite parody for the military is Barbara Anne, and instead of "barb-barb-Barb Barbara aaaaaaanne!" It's "bomb-bomb-bomb bomb bomb Iiiiiraaaaaaaaan!"
@Timasion9 ай бұрын
In North Korea's defense (and that's a phrase I thought I'd never say), they gave him back without much fuss. They didn't even ask for a trade.
@Zeknif19 ай бұрын
Jesus… I’d have at least asked for hand sanitizer for the guards that had to manhandle him for the transfer back across the DMZ.
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter9 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t have been surprised if it was a Spirit Airlines pilot that did that and not Alaskan Airlines.
@FN_FAL_4_ever7 ай бұрын
Spirit and Mesa Airlines make it a requirement for you to be addicted to some form of illegal substance
@employervizor15599 ай бұрын
I love that song!)
@BrettBaker-uk4te9 ай бұрын
Space Age Love Song is better.
@employervizor15599 ай бұрын
@@BrettBaker-uk4te I like em Both
@pex_the_unalivedrunk67859 ай бұрын
LoL, Flock of Seagulls....1980s music always reminds me of playing GTA Vice City some 20 years ago.
@funrun07haan509 ай бұрын
Omg hell yeah love this❤ love ur vids keep being awsome
@funrun07haan509 ай бұрын
Greeting from the netherlands🇳🇱
@alphacentary9 ай бұрын
Flock Of Seagulls. Good Band!
@LordAurix9 ай бұрын
I read somewhere that the alaskan airlines pilot had taken some "Magic Mushrooms" before the flight. And honestly, i dont know whats worse, a hijacking or the pilot being high off his ass.
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
He wasn't flying the plane, just hitching a ride on the jumpseat. "Here, let me turn these engines off. That'll fix EVERYTHING."
@LordAurix9 ай бұрын
@@ronjones-6977 That. Is even more hilarious.
@frankh42779 ай бұрын
I look forward to these videos.Thanks for all your hard work sir.
@brokezy9 ай бұрын
I was watching your videos and then got a noti that said u uploaded i got so happy 😂
@pex_the_unalivedrunk67859 ай бұрын
When he started singing that Flock of Seagulls song at the beginning I knew it was gonna be good. I'm not sure I'd call it a hijacking that happened...more like he was just trying to shut the engines down and get everyone killed. N. Korea sides with perverts...you think!? 😂🤣💀 Keep up the quality entertainment and accurate world news/current events updates HLC, it's making our world a better place in some small way.
@benoithudson72359 ай бұрын
Someone who wasn’t supposed to be flying the plane tried to take over control of the plane. That’s what a hijacking is. Threat level 4, the max it can get, because he was on the flight deck. It’s really sad; sounds like he had a psychotic break. Reportedly he asked flight attendants to cuff him just in case, which was the right move because he tried something else crazy after. I doubt he’ll do any time, and will get sent to treatment instead, but for sure his career is dead.
@pex_the_unalivedrunk67859 ай бұрын
@@benoithudson7235 true that. Any attempt to control an aircraft functions w/o authorization is hijacking. From what I heard on the news, he tried to activate the engine fire suppression system, which would have killed them... it may have been sleep deprivation, 40 hours without sleep, maybe he hallucinated a problem that wasn't there and tried to play hero, or was just going crazy in general. At least no one got hurt ..yeah, his career is definitely dead.
@robertreinbold66479 ай бұрын
The best i wake up for this.
@Knights_Oath9 ай бұрын
At this point we should let either Florida or Teaxs speak for us. It's what most of the world thinks we sound like anyway.
@jackjames38849 ай бұрын
Brandon Herrera as our official spokesman 😂😂😂
@Rogueflier9 ай бұрын
new recruit here, been watching all your videos.. my guy👊. You’re Fucking killing it.
@shade88169 ай бұрын
Sad non article five noises. That was gold right there.
@alexh39749 ай бұрын
I mean North Korea returned him...without demands...so maybe they not relise at first.
@SM-cv8sv9 ай бұрын
Have you seen North Korea pleasure squads?
@danjohnston90379 ай бұрын
They knew they could not charge anything for him
@mylescaldecott65119 ай бұрын
Dont you dare ever stop making these! Awesome halarious stuff keep it up!!
@NoShepardWithoutHawke9 ай бұрын
"Crypt-keepers in Washington" is now how I will refer to our lizards in DC.
@julianbrelsford9 ай бұрын
Private King went to Korea to try to keep his transgressions private, but eventually people found out the Private had a problem about exposing his privates when he wasn't in private
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
He just has a thing for freshman girls.
@erewhonmuesli9 ай бұрын
I not sure if it's a good thing or not that I'm now getting more leads on news through you than I am from my normal web browsing habits 😂
@Zenologia46736 ай бұрын
“Everyone count your buildings”. Goddamn I love dark humor 😂
@sharonlavery76569 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your channel, it's so funny. Thanks for all your hard work, look forward to more ❤
@jarradblair17939 ай бұрын
You know I've never noticed how weird his map of Australia is😂 It has the state lines and capital city's, but then it appears to have grabbed a handful of very random towns to fill out the map, no order, size or logic to it just full random. There is plenty of far larger towns to choose from but I guess they were close together to count 😂
@Meganec38109 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good catch
@KnightShadowsong9 ай бұрын
For the record it wasn't a hijacking, he tried to shut down an engine in flight... honestly it's kinda stupid any pilot that high up in the industry knows how to fly on 1 engine.
@happninmojo9 ай бұрын
He apparently was on a psychedelic trip
@KnightShadowsong9 ай бұрын
@@happninmojo yeah Idk man. Who knows what went through that guy's head
@GearGuardianGaming9 ай бұрын
@@KnightShadowsongidk but im pretty sure a lot of folks want a bullet in there somewhere
@wolfbyte31719 ай бұрын
He tried to shut them BOTH down. And considering that it's apparently pretty easy to do so on an Embraer, and he had the location advantage, it's a serious incident.
@KnightShadowsong9 ай бұрын
@@wolfbyte3171 and as soon as the first officer punched him out they would restart the engines and be totally fine. I got 400 plus hours on an E175, trust me, I know this aircraft better than my car.
@korbell10899 ай бұрын
In that pilot's defense, it wasn't the Taliban...it was the shrooms!🤣🤣
@katieneubaum42849 ай бұрын
I love how smug Australia is about winning the bet 😂😂😂
@thesilentprotagonist27349 ай бұрын
You know it's good when my only complaint about his vids is that they're too short
@theduke75399 ай бұрын
Even North Korea didnt want him. Thats impressively bad
@chuck.reichert839 ай бұрын
Iran So Far by Andy Sandberg is such a great song.
@BasementNero9 ай бұрын
I love the blend of condescension and genuine enthusiasm for the UK deploying 65% of its military.
@gaAssault349 ай бұрын
God damn it. You got my hopes up. I have 200 riding on him. Dying of a heart attack in a Deadpool
@hanniballector42059 ай бұрын
I love these ❤
@idcanthony92863 ай бұрын
“Everybody count your buildings” Omfg. Lmao.
@bobbyjoe66754 ай бұрын
Thanks! I spit my coffee out! LMAO! Howdy from South Texas!🤘
@ThePancakeMan5219 ай бұрын
Dude please do one of these dedicated to the f15 Its my favourite jet
@KrautSpaceMagic9 ай бұрын
-1 on this guy's comment, I hate the f15 as much as this guy loves it
@MrJakeros9 ай бұрын
@@KrautSpaceMagic ok that's just unnecessary man. Next time you have a thought - let it go.
@augustbellinger79809 ай бұрын
104 and 0 look out below
@GearGuardianGaming9 ай бұрын
@@MrJakerosbuddy, both OP and first comments are bots.
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
@@KrautSpaceMagic Growing up in Sacramento, I still miss the F-111.
@TheDragonBloom9 ай бұрын
Finally, the Brits are actually trying!
@Todd_Swank9 ай бұрын
To be fair, with the massive import of Arabs over the past decade or so, theyre probably there to support Hamas.
@mikoto76939 ай бұрын
Errr, storm shadows, anyone?
@TheHankerchief269 ай бұрын
Points for the Flock of Seagulls joke. And it turns out the guy on the Alaska Airlines flight hit the South Jetty at the mouth of the Columbia River and harvested (and partook of) some magic mushrooms.
@martinponc80219 ай бұрын
This episod went out almost two weeks ago and I still can't get that song out of my head. Thanks Mr. HLC😂
@seanwhitman83539 ай бұрын
On a note about that Alaska Airlines pilot, apparently he was coming off of shrooms from what I heard. I could be wrong though.
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
I had to look it up. The reporting that I’m seeing is that he discussed shrooms with the arresting officers but didn’t openly admit to being on them at that time. He did admit to being depressed for about the past 6 months though and micro dosing shrooms can help with that but wouldn’t cause someone to freak out or have a bad trip since the dose is so small. This will definitely be something to keep an eye on.
@christopherg23479 ай бұрын
The pilot reportedly tried to shut down the engines mid flight, by deploying the engine fire supression system. That is not a "highjacking" in my book.
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA9 ай бұрын
It's like Fed Ex 705ish. Air Piracy more like but with the 83 Federal Attempted murder charges, the dude is going to be sent to ADX Florence no matter what.
@christopherg23479 ай бұрын
@@Rawkfist1501 Something like that would be my guess too. Sudden insanity making him think the engines are on fire.
@zirconiumdiamond14169 ай бұрын
The whole thing is weird. When over land, there is often a diversion airport within gliding range. So shutting off the engines isn't even a good way commit suicide and presumably a pilot would know that. Unless we find out that the pilot knew that area happened to have a dearth of airports, it is just totally bizarre. Not that he shouldn't be charged with attempted murder and kept in a box for the rest of his life. While you can glide into a diversion airport, there is no opportunity to go around if anything goes wrong. So, he tried to put everyone in considerable danger, even if planes don't quite lawn dart as soon as the engines stop spinning like the public thinks. Its just a suicide mechanism that not only has a pretty high chance of survival even if you succeed in taking every action, engine out landings would have literally been part of his training. Very odd.
@spikymikie9 ай бұрын
"🎸Iran, Ill fuck you up today🎸" At least thats my version....
@GamesGeologyandFemboys9 ай бұрын
"Everybody count your buildings" broooooo xD
@norahc.9 ай бұрын
That last bit 😂😂😂😂
@jakemortiki9 ай бұрын
Heyo, love your vids! And its not iran anymore from now on its Persia! If they dont respect us, we dont respect them.
@schonnj9 ай бұрын
I'd welcome the return of Persia.
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
Persia isn’t a derogatory term and millions of Iranians identify as Persian.
@jakemortiki9 ай бұрын
I know, i was just looking for an excuse to remind people, that Iran has alot longer history than just the past 100 years ishhhhhhh
@jakemortiki9 ай бұрын
Also the idea that iranians prefer iran sense Persia was a name given by the Europeans. Dont quote me on that but thats what i Rememeber from history class.
@TFASplbtttt9 ай бұрын
Look... Comanche. We were maybe as bad as those "entire tribe of berserkers".
@Duncan_Campbell9 ай бұрын
Thanks for including Australia again.
@titansboy12499 ай бұрын
I fucking lost it when Florida said Iranistan
@dragonlordofchaos9 ай бұрын
The song at the beginning was unexpected, but funny. Also, I’m rather outdated when it comes to history cause classes were never as fun as this guy, can someone please explain the “count your buildings” joke? I don’t quite get it😅
@EnderMalcolm9 ай бұрын
The last time we had planes be fully hijaked in the US, three buildings and a field were hit on 9/11/2001. So yeah, HLC not pulling any punches here.
@dragonlordofchaos9 ай бұрын
@@EnderMalcolm Ahhhhhhhhh😅… gotcha. Makes sense. Thanks 👍
@GearGuardianGaming9 ай бұрын
@@EnderMalcolm2 buildings, both of the twin towers stood on and as part of the world trade center. Many people thought they were seperate buildings, but when asked, they have no idea which was the wtc, or what the other tower was for.
@vladthedeathless94399 ай бұрын
One of your best ones yet, keep slaying!
@royalguardmc35089 ай бұрын
Flock of seagulls is crazy 😂. Man of culture
@Defightfordelightfrfrongoht4929 ай бұрын
that is a BOP
@hauzzsup56579 ай бұрын
Nice
@matthewbarton13569 ай бұрын
lol.... that "oh dear" moment killed me.
@alexander33649 ай бұрын
damn... that suddle burn of NK being sides with pervert really get me there lmao
@timmyandersen9639 ай бұрын
Off topic, but a topic i want habitual to cover. Why can i see good details of military bases on my weather app?
@cjcantrell809 ай бұрын
Right, but blur or almost nothing on maps app.
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
Because you’re not seeing anything classified.
@Todd_Swank9 ай бұрын
You know when we paid them "pennies on the dollar", those pennies were worth about 10,000x more than what they are worth now.
@FixedGearFox9 ай бұрын
That is a very fair point. But, we *did* also pay them in genocide, too, so idk if that $100 really makes it up at all.
@delphy24789 ай бұрын
sadly, the dollars the pennies were paid against was ALSO worth that much more
@kappa14279 ай бұрын
To bad they already traded them back for worthless land. Everything we gave the native Americans for the land, which was really nothing, we ended up taking back in trade for the land we didn't want. Granted, a good bit of that land now had casinos and other money making enterprises on it that collect millions from american citizens without paying any taxes, but that's beside the point. What the Europeans did to the native Americans was horrible in every way. If all humans played nice thru all of history then the united states of America wouldn't exist, all the stuff in British museums would be in it's original location, and only a small percentage of the world would speak English. That's just not the way it works though. All of human history is just accounts of one powerful empire taking over other weaker empires. Survival of the fittest. Look at Isreal. That land has been the property of a dozen different empires/countries/etc.
@TheAussieBlue9 ай бұрын
@@kappa1427 while everything you said was techically true, none of that justifies Wounded Knee type massacres. "Everyone else was doing it" is a shit excuse. Course I'm not one to talk, look what we did to the abbos. And unlike the natives in America, theres no evidence of any sort of inter tribal warfare to justify our conquests and massacres.
@Todd_Swank9 ай бұрын
@@FixedGearFox "genocide", except there are more living today than ever did in the past? Or the idea of "germ theory" being a thing in 1492 when they were still trying to figure out the black plague? There was atrocities committed for sure, but they shouldnt have teamed up with the french to slaughter the english and the negative perception wouldnt have been so severe. I also find it funny to say what the europeans did was "genocide" and ignore the fact that the tribes were whipping out other tribes for multiple centuries prior to 1492.
@zombieh8tr4579 ай бұрын
The I get my money back if you poisoned him 🤣🤣🤣🤣 slayed me Dude I love your content. I literally look forward to your videos like I used to for my favorite Saturday morning cartoons Thank you Sir
@ChambersofMyHeart9 ай бұрын
01:28 nailed it! 😂😂😂😂That line is awesome and dead on! 01:35 that is f*****! Lol
@patrickdees52569 ай бұрын
Wait, who in Russia had a heart attack? Was it Putin? Please tell me it was Putin.
@TheShadowblade99999 ай бұрын
Apparently rumors that Putin had a heart attack/cardiac arrest but Kremlin denies it. Time will tell I guess
@seangoldman68339 ай бұрын
There were rumors from a single non-credible source that claimed Putin had a heart attack. Almost certainly untrue but funny enough to make a joke.
@patrickdees52569 ай бұрын
@@seangoldman6833 oh I bet it's hilarious
@dr.floridamanphd9 ай бұрын
Putin didn’t have a heart attack. It was first reported by a Russian Telegram channel but has since been debunked
@mikoto76939 ай бұрын
Aye, but what’s odd though is that the Kremlin denied Putin had a heart attack and denied that he uses body doubles when thought nobody mentioned body doubles. When the Kremlin denies something, I tend towards feeling that it’s actually true. 😄 So now I’m confused. Wouldn’t have believed it until the Kremlin denied it. So I’m now thinking that “something” happened to Putin. Maybe a heart strain or some other cardiac event. I don’t think it killed him though-which is too much to hope for.
@XFSAngelOfDeath9 ай бұрын
Classic song 🎵
@ronjones-69779 ай бұрын
Amazing how many shitty overplayed songs from the 80s are considered "classic" these days.
@tatesmith90859 ай бұрын
I'm glad im not the only one making the Iran joke with that song