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Habitual Linecrosser

Habitual Linecrosser

9 ай бұрын

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@mithril1584
@mithril1584 9 ай бұрын
"Shit, everybody count your buildings." I almost choked to death after hearing that. I did not survive the Army to die at the hands of a little debbie snack HLC.
@h.a.9880
@h.a.9880 9 ай бұрын
HLC roasts every nation, but the kind of shit he throws at his own nation is next level. Gotta admire, he's not pulling any punches.
@Quickstein
@Quickstein 9 ай бұрын
"die at the hands of a little debbie snack" Shit dude, death by potato salad is not what *_I_* want on my obituary
@MythicFool
@MythicFool 9 ай бұрын
Careful mate, Little Debbie is a certified body stacker.
@cyclicl7312
@cyclicl7312 9 ай бұрын
​​@@MythicFoolesp in the USA. So many flavors so little time...
@themooseisontheloose
@themooseisontheloose 9 ай бұрын
I see your dying at the hands of a Little Debbie snack, and I raise you choking on store bought baked salmon.
@-Deathstrider-
@-Deathstrider- 9 ай бұрын
“I hope they bury him under the jail” is probably my new favorite line.
@debbiethomas2622
@debbiethomas2622 9 ай бұрын
he thinks he was "mistreated" BEFORE, wait till his fellow inmates get wind of the child porn! He'll have to work his way UP to being buried under the jail.
@LeonSteelpaw
@LeonSteelpaw 9 ай бұрын
It's no less than what such people deserve (and yet theres people trying to NORMALIZE that)
@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459
@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 9 ай бұрын
I’m not gonna lie I almost forgot about this, but considering that UK didn’t finish the line I don’t think I want to know
@MomedicsChannel
@MomedicsChannel 9 ай бұрын
@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459child porn. He ran to NK to get away from child porn charges. They threw him OUT because of it.
@Killerean
@Killerean 9 ай бұрын
​@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459He's the kind of the guy not even North Korea wants around. 😂
@ahole5407
@ahole5407 9 ай бұрын
1989 "don't watch cartoons they will rot your brain" 2023 "I get my geopolitical analysis of world events from a cartoon" 😂
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
1989 was a good year. Up until I got hit by a car and spent 4 days in the ICU. But I didn’t miss the Cartoon Express 😂
@FrauWilhelmKlink
@FrauWilhelmKlink 9 ай бұрын
We've come full circle😂
@chrisdupree8382
@chrisdupree8382 9 ай бұрын
But they are so effing accurate though 😂
@pieceofschmidtgamer
@pieceofschmidtgamer 9 ай бұрын
​@@dr.floridamanphdChina: NOTHING HAPPEN IN 1989! NOTHING!🤬🤬🤬
@TheEDFLegacy
@TheEDFLegacy 9 ай бұрын
...I guess that's why Private King was being mistreated. 😳
@SoranoGuardias
@SoranoGuardias 9 ай бұрын
Nah nah nah we should have let Little Kim keep his ass. XD
@riverlady982
@riverlady982 9 ай бұрын
​@@SoranoGuardiasI thought he was still there, he's not?
@RipRLeeErmey
@RipRLeeErmey 9 ай бұрын
​@@riverlady982 No North Korea kicked him out to China and China gave him back.
@TacticalLeo
@TacticalLeo 9 ай бұрын
@@riverlady982 no he was released a while back and was brought back to the US and is currently at Fort Bliss in Texas
@prfwrx2497
@prfwrx2497 9 ай бұрын
Stab, stab stab, stab, STAAAAAAB!
@matthewcowan6337
@matthewcowan6337 9 ай бұрын
😂 "The crypt keepers were keeping alive" I'm my own fcking heart attack.
@noahdoyle6780
@noahdoyle6780 9 ай бұрын
Military humor is like French coffee - dark, and everyone gets roasted.
@S3NDP13
@S3NDP13 9 ай бұрын
For a sec I thought this was a racist jab. 😂
@Mildly_Amused
@Mildly_Amused 9 ай бұрын
Everyone remembers the code talkers we had in WW2, but everyone forgets that we actually started using code talkers in WW1. The Choctaw tribe members serving in Europe were the first code talkers. It expanded to other tribes/nations in WW1.
@haven_lady675
@haven_lady675 9 ай бұрын
That's awesome! Why didn't I learn this in school? Then again neither the Navajo code talkers, though I only came across that section myself and not by the education system. Have you also heard about that native American fellow who charges at Nazis? I'm not sure who it is or how he does it but I need confirmation.
@jwrockets
@jwrockets 9 ай бұрын
@@haven_lady675 Look up Joe Medicine Crow, the last Plains Indian Chief. Wicked story!!!
@gerardcarreon6444
@gerardcarreon6444 9 ай бұрын
I remember telling my classmates about them.
@thenugget1991
@thenugget1991 9 ай бұрын
​@@haven_lady675do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? :)
@haven_lady675
@haven_lady675 9 ай бұрын
@@thenugget1991 Wait there was more of them? 😮
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 9 ай бұрын
Seeing UK and USA bond over their lineage was oddly slightly wholesome, USA is lucky he didn't insult UK or he would've pulled a 9/11 or terrorism joke second Alaskan AIrlines was mentioned! Great video as always HBLC! (that iran song was sweet though we need more singing!)
@dalerritchie1511
@dalerritchie1511 9 ай бұрын
Us British love the yanks. We will always help the US with anything.
@gotioify
@gotioify 9 ай бұрын
@@dalerritchie1511 isn't hazing and fighting among family normal? We may toss shade at each other, but at the end of the day the US + Britain (And Canada, and Australia, and New Zealand) are just one big family.
@firespawn01
@firespawn01 9 ай бұрын
Nah, we got more class than that. Besides, America is still reeling from that "Tested in classrooms" burn.
@michaelbenjmitchell1
@michaelbenjmitchell1 9 ай бұрын
@@dalerritchie1511 Except for hiding the bodies.
@dalerritchie1511
@dalerritchie1511 9 ай бұрын
Exactly this the way I see the relationship with UK & US that bond with us will never be broken. But completely agree we're just one big family where I love 💕
@jamesdunn8013
@jamesdunn8013 9 ай бұрын
The count your buildings joke was so dark but funny I dropped my phone
@TheWarTrain
@TheWarTrain 9 ай бұрын
I couldn't stop grinning
@vlextristheonissguildleade7449
@vlextristheonissguildleade7449 9 ай бұрын
bruhhh I didn't get it until I read it.
@TheWarTrain
@TheWarTrain 9 ай бұрын
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 too many steps, I couldn't get past the name part
@NULL_VOID_BigPain
@NULL_VOID_BigPain 9 ай бұрын
@@TheWarTrain Dont do it odds are its engagement farming to convince youtube its a real account to then spam/sell later
@DataC0llect0r
@DataC0llect0r 9 ай бұрын
Was that a 911 reference? I was only 7 at the time 😅
@XponentX
@XponentX 9 ай бұрын
As someone who is half Iranian i really want a new government for the motherland. (Edit 150 likes in 20 minutes💀)
@TheEDFLegacy
@TheEDFLegacy 9 ай бұрын
I hope someday you will have your country freed from tyranny.
@lonewolftech
@lonewolftech 9 ай бұрын
We want that for your people! They deserve to be free from terrorists.
@XponentX
@XponentX 9 ай бұрын
There’s “democracy” not really
@fortunatebum
@fortunatebum 9 ай бұрын
Iranians are more than welcome to the US, the government could kick rocks tho.
@1krani
@1krani 9 ай бұрын
As someone who's not Iranian at all, I want a new govt for your motherland, too.
@seanmcleroy8012
@seanmcleroy8012 9 ай бұрын
“Have you Seen the crypt keepers we’re keeping in Washington!” 😂 I broke.
@eedwards2768
@eedwards2768 9 ай бұрын
Between you and the Fat electrician..military and world politics are so much easier to follow than any news
@TheMcEwens419
@TheMcEwens419 9 ай бұрын
I couldn't agree more. HLC does current events, The fat electrician does historic battles weapons and the such. . . Put the 2 together...😮 The perfect combo doesn't exi. . .!😂
@encryptedwolf7623
@encryptedwolf7623 9 ай бұрын
HLC + TFE = Entertaining History! ... And current events. 😊
@WookieWoman
@WookieWoman 9 ай бұрын
Then you have The Metatron for world history.
@NULL_VOID_BigPain
@NULL_VOID_BigPain 9 ай бұрын
@@encryptedwolf7623 Its just Entertaining present that will become Entertaining History
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
@@TheMcEwens419 Donut Media needs to do some front-line reporting for HLC.
@thevine2010
@thevine2010 9 ай бұрын
The Alaska Airlines pilot claimed he was high off of shrooms. Considering the recreational stuff in Oregon is legal (to a certain degree). You will be shocked how often airport staff are either high, drunk, or stupid (albeit one is not exclusive to the other).
@jasonsandoval3823
@jasonsandoval3823 9 ай бұрын
When the state voted in a clown, expect a circus.
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA 9 ай бұрын
What maybe legal on a state level may not be legal for a FAA licenced pilot. The FAA BAC limit is 0.04 as one pilot FAFO. Any type of mind altering drugs is zero. Doesn't matter if you are flying the plane or not, if you are licensed and get on the plane, it's still zero.
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 9 ай бұрын
I have to admit, as a UK ground crew airport worker the information about the jump seated pilot being on magic mushrooms made a chill run down my spine. At my airport at least, though I believe it’s countrywide… it’s considered crazy and very dangerous to come to work or go Airside whilst impaired in any way. Between the various dangers of the ramp-which includes jet engine ingestion zones and moving aircraft amongst other things, it’s just a very bad place to be if you’re less than 100% alert and switched on. And that’s not even getting into the safety and security of the cockpit. Again because there are between 400-500 buttons, switches and controls again it’s not a place where one should be impaired. The off duty pilot should have thought about this beforehand. Being able to ride in the jumpseat at the back of the cockpit is a bit of a perk for off duty pilots. He’d have to ask the captain for permission and show the proper credentials to prove he’s an airline pilot, listen to the captain’s brief safety briefing and then sit quietly during the sterile phases of flight… But an off duty or deadheading pilot doesn’t have to ride in the jumpseat. He could just as easily have gone and sat in his normal seat with the rest of the pax. That way he could have drank alcohol and all the normal passenger stuff during the flight. I’m not saying that he should have taken the magic mushrooms at all, but I kinda think it might’ve gone better if he’d been in the pax cabin and hallucinated there. It would have probably been laughed off as drunkenness unless he did something really stupid.
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 9 ай бұрын
It might have been better for him if he claimed he was in a dissociative state but realized he was wrong after a short flight and never intended to do any harm, and that he is a trained pilot so safe operation of an airline isn't attempted murder because airlines are safer than automobiles and kidnapping whilst in average operation of one of those is also not attempted murder. That's harder to claim on the shrooms defense, because dui can be charged as multiple cases of attempted murder.
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
Movie theaters used to be the haven of the "short bus" crowd. After my son worked at the airport for FedEx for a while, I'm fairly certain it's retard central these days.
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify 9 ай бұрын
Hahahaha “Iran can’t run away”😂😂😂 I’m so dead that was dope
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I recognized that 1980s song by Flock of Seagulls right away and I almost died too 🤣💀
@thatoneguywithnointernet
@thatoneguywithnointernet 9 ай бұрын
F-22- I bet your rear you can't outrun me. For id intercept me.
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify 9 ай бұрын
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 😂😂😂
@TheDocPsycho
@TheDocPsycho 9 ай бұрын
"Shit. Everybody count your buildings!" I literally fell down and almost passed out, I was laughing so hard.
@josiecroix
@josiecroix 9 ай бұрын
Actually from what I've looked up on my own, the account that posted the rumor about Putin having a heart attack is being pretty readily discredited... but that's just what I've read from a couple minutes of my own research, so feel free to provide insight on you guys' thoughts and discoveries!
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser 9 ай бұрын
You are correct it was debunked just used it for the joke 🤘
@ImmersedInHistory
@ImmersedInHistory 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Debunked how? Have you seen any of the Putins in public the last days? (I sure as hell haven't) Heck the Kremlin even said it didn't happend, and you know what they used to say in Soviet russia? Never belive anything, untill the Kremlin deny it.
@HUSK3RGAM3R
@HUSK3RGAM3R 9 ай бұрын
​@@habitual_linecrosserDAMN IT, you had our hopes up for a minute
@richardfabacher3705
@richardfabacher3705 9 ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosserOf course the more Russia officially denies it, the more plausible it becomes. правда in Putinland is hard to find, easy to "manufacture."
@stormhawkdude
@stormhawkdude 9 ай бұрын
I mean could you imagine how funny it'd be for the modern day Napole-Hitler to go out because someone finally Light Yagami'd him?
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 9 ай бұрын
As a native Floridan I so approve 😂. Love my insane state 😻
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
As a Floridian, we know how to spell it and know that his representation of us is wholly skewed towards the rednecks in Jacksonville. Also, real Floridians don’t count Jacksonville as being part of us. They’re something else entirely.
@ethanwmonster9075
@ethanwmonster9075 9 ай бұрын
I survived a direct hit from a cat 4.5 we're not to be tested
@lil_jackgamez8992
@lil_jackgamez8992 9 ай бұрын
Same here!!! God I love this state of madness
@keithcraig506
@keithcraig506 9 ай бұрын
I dunno. As a caricature and farce, yeah, it's funny as hell. In practice, I wouldn't be upset if we weren't quite so high on the "Nuttier than a peanut farm" scale. Too many people out here arguing with themselves for my liking.
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
@@keithcraig506 Peanuts aren't actually nuts, so.....
@BrokenLifeCycle
@BrokenLifeCycle 9 ай бұрын
The hijackings wasn't really the 9-11 kind. It was more of a "take everyone with me" self-termination kind. He was trying to hit the fire suppression for the engines. When those are pulled, those engines aren't relighting. Yikes.
@HANKSANDY69420
@HANKSANDY69420 9 ай бұрын
*He coulda just nosed down. Cutting the engine doesn't make the plane frickin **_fall from the sky_*
@Wrathlon
@Wrathlon 9 ай бұрын
@@HANKSANDY69420No but it does mean once done no amount of intervention will undo it. Nosing down if someone can wrestle control or he changes his mind last minute he can bail out - destroying the engines guarantees a crash outcome.
@HANKSANDY69420
@HANKSANDY69420 9 ай бұрын
@@Wrathlon That's not my point. Whether or not the engines can be restarted doesn't effect the aircraft's ability to glide a certain distance, depending on altitude & height. If he just turned _off_ the engines, he'd be stopped and look even more stupid cuz that wouldn't do shit and they could restart them. But even with the engines perminately disabled, most of the time the pilots can get the plane safely on the ground at a nearby airport. My point is, this is not Looney Toons - the plane ain't gonna drop from the sky. That guy who tried to take the plane down is either extremely ignorant or just an idiot, doesn't really make a difference anyway. He didn't even try to incapacitate the pilots.
@whyuhatan
@whyuhatan 9 ай бұрын
Poland's Sad Non article 5 noises had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 9 ай бұрын
U bet we sad.
@matthewnardin7304
@matthewnardin7304 9 ай бұрын
"everybody count your buildings" fucking made me spit out my coffee
@kevinbryer2425
@kevinbryer2425 9 ай бұрын
Not the Taliban, just magic mushrooms.
@danjohnston9037
@danjohnston9037 9 ай бұрын
So no engines needed
@terrawon7455
@terrawon7455 9 ай бұрын
I heard that too
@MichaelLewis-fx8eq
@MichaelLewis-fx8eq 9 ай бұрын
Apparently he ingested the magic mushrooms approximately 48 hours before the flight (so he wasn't tripping) and then went 40 hours without sleep. He also has a record of suffering from depression and had just lost a close friend. He also claimed that he thought he was dreaming and that cutting off the fuel to the engines would "wake him up" I really don't know what to think of this😂
@Deadxman616
@Deadxman616 9 ай бұрын
Time to invade the mushroom kingdom
@danjohnston9037
@danjohnston9037 9 ай бұрын
@@Deadxman616 Send Mario
@johnsheldonfrederick2862
@johnsheldonfrederick2862 9 ай бұрын
Lets get this brother to 500k subs he deserves it.
@beantheirishsetter
@beantheirishsetter 9 ай бұрын
I had to check his number of subs seeing your post bc I just assumed it was well over 1M
@andyabel3072
@andyabel3072 9 ай бұрын
He has a lot of leftist tidbits so hes going to need to choose which side to pander to first.
@beantheirishsetter
@beantheirishsetter 9 ай бұрын
​@@andyabel3072 hmm, I don't disagree that he has said some left leaning things, but I do think he doesn't need to pander or pick a side. I've voted across all aisles and hold some left leaning and right leaning ideals. No one needs to be this or that. People can choose to support a broad range of things and there doesn't need to be conflict. Just my thoughts
@QTownTruckspotting
@QTownTruckspotting 9 ай бұрын
@@beantheirishsetterfacts tho I couldn’t give two craps less how he votes cuz he’s funny af Never heard anything substantially left or right, and honestly idc
@samualaddams705
@samualaddams705 9 ай бұрын
@@andyabel3072 Why would that be? He is doing good and getting there as is. Sides he points and laughs at everyone. Anyone that takes offense to that needs to lighten up a LOT
@autoparts101
@autoparts101 9 ай бұрын
“shit…Everybody count your buildings” had me dead bro 💀
@haven_lady675
@haven_lady675 9 ай бұрын
The ptsd from 9/11 runs deep
@autoparts101
@autoparts101 9 ай бұрын
@@haven_lady675 im American and I know its really rude to laugh at these jokes but if done right they feel illegal to laugh at 💀
@tylerhendrix14
@tylerhendrix14 9 ай бұрын
I lost it when Florida said "Keep fucking around Iranistan." 😂😂
@filthymcnasty5533
@filthymcnasty5533 9 ай бұрын
Well I for one, wanna go on record that I appreciate the news being brought to us in such an amazing way is fucking amazing. And I can only hope that it never stops.
@NR_Lawson
@NR_Lawson 9 ай бұрын
The ONLY thing I wish was done differently about this video was that it would've been longer. I was really enjoying it and it ended too soon lol.
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
Found my ex-wife's alternate account.
@fuzzyspackage
@fuzzyspackage 9 ай бұрын
🤣🫶🫡
@caleblindsey5794
@caleblindsey5794 9 ай бұрын
Flock of seagulls reference
@tylerandsabrina
@tylerandsabrina 9 ай бұрын
But the F-35 didn't even show up this episode?
@Comanchee0689
@Comanchee0689 9 ай бұрын
​@@tylerandsabrina😂
@Amradye
@Amradye 9 ай бұрын
I fcking love this guy 😂🎉
@VoltBolt1984
@VoltBolt1984 9 ай бұрын
I honestly forgot about the Pvt. King situation until you mentioned it.
@Glockmes
@Glockmes 9 ай бұрын
I'd love this type of content and how it is made! Mad props to you creator! It would be great if maybe you could start attaching some of the news you get your inspiration from in the description. More often than not I end up more curious about what you talked about but it can be hard to find the specific info when everything is mixed as jokes and half-truths lol
@Torres001able
@Torres001able 9 ай бұрын
I love the way you’re keeping all of us updated on world news. Keep it going dude
@cadunvondraco3658
@cadunvondraco3658 9 ай бұрын
I just gotta say.... Nothing turns a shitty day into a good day like an HLC bit. Thanks bud. I needed this.
@vipondiu
@vipondiu 9 ай бұрын
It's the "No....(whispering) everybody count your buildings!" That did it for me 😂
@davidhughes4089
@davidhughes4089 9 ай бұрын
I know the US military is huge and has a tonne of people serving but there seems to be a lot of arrests recently for possessing CP or meeting up with kids. I hope he gets serious time for this and good old prison justice.
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
He'll be a cheerleader for the next Longest Yard movie, for sure. Have you SEEN him? Ewwwww!
@davidhughes4089
@davidhughes4089 9 ай бұрын
@@ronjones-6977 Travis King will be in my thoughts and prayers 😄
@bubba200874426
@bubba200874426 9 ай бұрын
Fortunately, it's almost certainly a case of more of them being caught.
@GintaPPE1000
@GintaPPE1000 9 ай бұрын
Well yeah, only the dregs of society are desperate or stupid enough to serve when the military is an absolute shitshow.
@haydnp7144
@haydnp7144 9 ай бұрын
I can't be the only one to watch these videos and get major news updates that I have to then double check to see if they're true or satire! 😂
@Nightmare_52
@Nightmare_52 9 ай бұрын
crypt keepers in Washington, amazing line
@leeschulken8744
@leeschulken8744 9 ай бұрын
I kinda wanna see you talk about the JDAM improvements.... 700nm range with an optional fuel tank that can function as a Decoy isn't half bad.
@supernerd4623
@supernerd4623 9 ай бұрын
I thought JDAM was a bomb, TF they giving it drop tanks for lmao, how'd they get it 700km range? America is wild lmao
@nweasels
@nweasels 9 ай бұрын
..... Hold the fuck up, did you just say that they found a way to put a fuel tank on a gravity powered bomb?
@ryanhodin5014
@ryanhodin5014 9 ай бұрын
Yep. JDAM is a cruise missile now. What, did you think we wouldn't make bolt-on jet engines for our dumb bombs? What else were we supposed to do with all this military budget?
@nweasels
@nweasels 9 ай бұрын
@@ryanhodin5014 Make lasers, steerable bullets and shit that can defeat gear Russia and China claims to have?
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
@@ryanhodin5014 God forbid we take care of our vets.
@nordicfalcon
@nordicfalcon 9 ай бұрын
F××king love this channel 🤘🏻 I see HBLC, I CRUSH that watch and like button. Like we crush Russias' dreams 😂 and poor F-22 🥺
@rustzz8
@rustzz8 9 ай бұрын
Always a good day when current events comedic commentary video drops. Its always gives me a laugh, keep them coming! 🦅🇺🇸
@KeeanTrinity
@KeeanTrinity 9 ай бұрын
My favorite parody for the military is Barbara Anne, and instead of "barb-barb-Barb Barbara aaaaaaanne!" It's "bomb-bomb-bomb bomb bomb Iiiiiraaaaaaaaan!"
@Timasion
@Timasion 9 ай бұрын
In North Korea's defense (and that's a phrase I thought I'd never say), they gave him back without much fuss. They didn't even ask for a trade.
@Zeknif1
@Zeknif1 9 ай бұрын
Jesus… I’d have at least asked for hand sanitizer for the guards that had to manhandle him for the transfer back across the DMZ.
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 9 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t have been surprised if it was a Spirit Airlines pilot that did that and not Alaskan Airlines.
@FN_FAL_4_ever
@FN_FAL_4_ever 7 ай бұрын
Spirit and Mesa Airlines make it a requirement for you to be addicted to some form of illegal substance
@employervizor1559
@employervizor1559 9 ай бұрын
I love that song!)
@BrettBaker-uk4te
@BrettBaker-uk4te 9 ай бұрын
Space Age Love Song is better.
@employervizor1559
@employervizor1559 9 ай бұрын
@@BrettBaker-uk4te I like em Both
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 9 ай бұрын
LoL, Flock of Seagulls....1980s music always reminds me of playing GTA Vice City some 20 years ago.
@funrun07haan50
@funrun07haan50 9 ай бұрын
Omg hell yeah love this❤ love ur vids keep being awsome
@funrun07haan50
@funrun07haan50 9 ай бұрын
Greeting from the netherlands🇳🇱
@alphacentary
@alphacentary 9 ай бұрын
Flock Of Seagulls. Good Band!
@LordAurix
@LordAurix 9 ай бұрын
I read somewhere that the alaskan airlines pilot had taken some "Magic Mushrooms" before the flight. And honestly, i dont know whats worse, a hijacking or the pilot being high off his ass.
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
He wasn't flying the plane, just hitching a ride on the jumpseat. "Here, let me turn these engines off. That'll fix EVERYTHING."
@LordAurix
@LordAurix 9 ай бұрын
@@ronjones-6977 That. Is even more hilarious.
@frankh4277
@frankh4277 9 ай бұрын
I look forward to these videos.Thanks for all your hard work sir.
@brokezy
@brokezy 9 ай бұрын
I was watching your videos and then got a noti that said u uploaded i got so happy 😂
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 9 ай бұрын
When he started singing that Flock of Seagulls song at the beginning I knew it was gonna be good. I'm not sure I'd call it a hijacking that happened...more like he was just trying to shut the engines down and get everyone killed. N. Korea sides with perverts...you think!? 😂🤣💀 Keep up the quality entertainment and accurate world news/current events updates HLC, it's making our world a better place in some small way.
@benoithudson7235
@benoithudson7235 9 ай бұрын
Someone who wasn’t supposed to be flying the plane tried to take over control of the plane. That’s what a hijacking is. Threat level 4, the max it can get, because he was on the flight deck. It’s really sad; sounds like he had a psychotic break. Reportedly he asked flight attendants to cuff him just in case, which was the right move because he tried something else crazy after. I doubt he’ll do any time, and will get sent to treatment instead, but for sure his career is dead.
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 9 ай бұрын
@@benoithudson7235 true that. Any attempt to control an aircraft functions w/o authorization is hijacking. From what I heard on the news, he tried to activate the engine fire suppression system, which would have killed them... it may have been sleep deprivation, 40 hours without sleep, maybe he hallucinated a problem that wasn't there and tried to play hero, or was just going crazy in general. At least no one got hurt ..yeah, his career is definitely dead.
@robertreinbold6647
@robertreinbold6647 9 ай бұрын
The best i wake up for this.
@Knights_Oath
@Knights_Oath 9 ай бұрын
At this point we should let either Florida or Teaxs speak for us. It's what most of the world thinks we sound like anyway.
@jackjames3884
@jackjames3884 9 ай бұрын
Brandon Herrera as our official spokesman 😂😂😂
@Rogueflier
@Rogueflier 9 ай бұрын
new recruit here, been watching all your videos.. my guy👊. You’re Fucking killing it.
@shade8816
@shade8816 9 ай бұрын
Sad non article five noises. That was gold right there.
@alexh3974
@alexh3974 9 ай бұрын
I mean North Korea returned him...without demands...so maybe they not relise at first.
@SM-cv8sv
@SM-cv8sv 9 ай бұрын
Have you seen North Korea pleasure squads?
@danjohnston9037
@danjohnston9037 9 ай бұрын
They knew they could not charge anything for him
@mylescaldecott6511
@mylescaldecott6511 9 ай бұрын
Dont you dare ever stop making these! Awesome halarious stuff keep it up!!
@NoShepardWithoutHawke
@NoShepardWithoutHawke 9 ай бұрын
"Crypt-keepers in Washington" is now how I will refer to our lizards in DC.
@julianbrelsford
@julianbrelsford 9 ай бұрын
Private King went to Korea to try to keep his transgressions private, but eventually people found out the Private had a problem about exposing his privates when he wasn't in private
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
He just has a thing for freshman girls.
@erewhonmuesli
@erewhonmuesli 9 ай бұрын
I not sure if it's a good thing or not that I'm now getting more leads on news through you than I am from my normal web browsing habits 😂
@Zenologia4673
@Zenologia4673 6 ай бұрын
“Everyone count your buildings”. Goddamn I love dark humor 😂
@sharonlavery7656
@sharonlavery7656 9 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your channel, it's so funny. Thanks for all your hard work, look forward to more ❤
@jarradblair1793
@jarradblair1793 9 ай бұрын
You know I've never noticed how weird his map of Australia is😂 It has the state lines and capital city's, but then it appears to have grabbed a handful of very random towns to fill out the map, no order, size or logic to it just full random. There is plenty of far larger towns to choose from but I guess they were close together to count 😂
@Meganec3810
@Meganec3810 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good catch
@KnightShadowsong
@KnightShadowsong 9 ай бұрын
For the record it wasn't a hijacking, he tried to shut down an engine in flight... honestly it's kinda stupid any pilot that high up in the industry knows how to fly on 1 engine.
@happninmojo
@happninmojo 9 ай бұрын
He apparently was on a psychedelic trip
@KnightShadowsong
@KnightShadowsong 9 ай бұрын
@@happninmojo yeah Idk man. Who knows what went through that guy's head
@GearGuardianGaming
@GearGuardianGaming 9 ай бұрын
​@@KnightShadowsongidk but im pretty sure a lot of folks want a bullet in there somewhere
@wolfbyte3171
@wolfbyte3171 9 ай бұрын
He tried to shut them BOTH down. And considering that it's apparently pretty easy to do so on an Embraer, and he had the location advantage, it's a serious incident.
@KnightShadowsong
@KnightShadowsong 9 ай бұрын
@@wolfbyte3171 and as soon as the first officer punched him out they would restart the engines and be totally fine. I got 400 plus hours on an E175, trust me, I know this aircraft better than my car.
@korbell1089
@korbell1089 9 ай бұрын
In that pilot's defense, it wasn't the Taliban...it was the shrooms!🤣🤣
@katieneubaum4284
@katieneubaum4284 9 ай бұрын
I love how smug Australia is about winning the bet 😂😂😂
@thesilentprotagonist2734
@thesilentprotagonist2734 9 ай бұрын
You know it's good when my only complaint about his vids is that they're too short
@theduke7539
@theduke7539 9 ай бұрын
Even North Korea didnt want him. Thats impressively bad
@chuck.reichert83
@chuck.reichert83 9 ай бұрын
Iran So Far by Andy Sandberg is such a great song.
@BasementNero
@BasementNero 9 ай бұрын
I love the blend of condescension and genuine enthusiasm for the UK deploying 65% of its military.
@gaAssault34
@gaAssault34 9 ай бұрын
God damn it. You got my hopes up. I have 200 riding on him. Dying of a heart attack in a Deadpool
@hanniballector4205
@hanniballector4205 9 ай бұрын
I love these ❤
@idcanthony9286
@idcanthony9286 3 ай бұрын
“Everybody count your buildings” Omfg. Lmao.
@bobbyjoe6675
@bobbyjoe6675 4 ай бұрын
Thanks! I spit my coffee out! LMAO! Howdy from South Texas!🤘
@ThePancakeMan521
@ThePancakeMan521 9 ай бұрын
Dude please do one of these dedicated to the f15 Its my favourite jet
@KrautSpaceMagic
@KrautSpaceMagic 9 ай бұрын
-1 on this guy's comment, I hate the f15 as much as this guy loves it
@MrJakeros
@MrJakeros 9 ай бұрын
@@KrautSpaceMagic ok that's just unnecessary man. Next time you have a thought - let it go.
@augustbellinger7980
@augustbellinger7980 9 ай бұрын
104 and 0 look out below
@GearGuardianGaming
@GearGuardianGaming 9 ай бұрын
​@@MrJakerosbuddy, both OP and first comments are bots.
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
@@KrautSpaceMagic Growing up in Sacramento, I still miss the F-111.
@TheDragonBloom
@TheDragonBloom 9 ай бұрын
Finally, the Brits are actually trying!
@Todd_Swank
@Todd_Swank 9 ай бұрын
To be fair, with the massive import of Arabs over the past decade or so, theyre probably there to support Hamas.
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 9 ай бұрын
Errr, storm shadows, anyone?
@TheHankerchief26
@TheHankerchief26 9 ай бұрын
Points for the Flock of Seagulls joke. And it turns out the guy on the Alaska Airlines flight hit the South Jetty at the mouth of the Columbia River and harvested (and partook of) some magic mushrooms.
@martinponc8021
@martinponc8021 9 ай бұрын
This episod went out almost two weeks ago and I still can't get that song out of my head. Thanks Mr. HLC😂
@seanwhitman8353
@seanwhitman8353 9 ай бұрын
On a note about that Alaska Airlines pilot, apparently he was coming off of shrooms from what I heard. I could be wrong though.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
I had to look it up. The reporting that I’m seeing is that he discussed shrooms with the arresting officers but didn’t openly admit to being on them at that time. He did admit to being depressed for about the past 6 months though and micro dosing shrooms can help with that but wouldn’t cause someone to freak out or have a bad trip since the dose is so small. This will definitely be something to keep an eye on.
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 9 ай бұрын
The pilot reportedly tried to shut down the engines mid flight, by deploying the engine fire supression system. That is not a "highjacking" in my book.
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA 9 ай бұрын
It's like Fed Ex 705ish. Air Piracy more like but with the 83 Federal Attempted murder charges, the dude is going to be sent to ADX Florence no matter what.
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 9 ай бұрын
@@Rawkfist1501 Something like that would be my guess too. Sudden insanity making him think the engines are on fire.
@zirconiumdiamond1416
@zirconiumdiamond1416 9 ай бұрын
The whole thing is weird. When over land, there is often a diversion airport within gliding range. So shutting off the engines isn't even a good way commit suicide and presumably a pilot would know that. Unless we find out that the pilot knew that area happened to have a dearth of airports, it is just totally bizarre. Not that he shouldn't be charged with attempted murder and kept in a box for the rest of his life. While you can glide into a diversion airport, there is no opportunity to go around if anything goes wrong. So, he tried to put everyone in considerable danger, even if planes don't quite lawn dart as soon as the engines stop spinning like the public thinks. Its just a suicide mechanism that not only has a pretty high chance of survival even if you succeed in taking every action, engine out landings would have literally been part of his training. Very odd.
@spikymikie
@spikymikie 9 ай бұрын
"🎸Iran, Ill fuck you up today🎸" At least thats my version....
@GamesGeologyandFemboys
@GamesGeologyandFemboys 9 ай бұрын
"Everybody count your buildings" broooooo xD
@norahc.
@norahc. 9 ай бұрын
That last bit 😂😂😂😂
@jakemortiki
@jakemortiki 9 ай бұрын
Heyo, love your vids! And its not iran anymore from now on its Persia! If they dont respect us, we dont respect them.
@schonnj
@schonnj 9 ай бұрын
I'd welcome the return of Persia.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
Persia isn’t a derogatory term and millions of Iranians identify as Persian.
@jakemortiki
@jakemortiki 9 ай бұрын
I know, i was just looking for an excuse to remind people, that Iran has alot longer history than just the past 100 years ishhhhhhh
@jakemortiki
@jakemortiki 9 ай бұрын
Also the idea that iranians prefer iran sense Persia was a name given by the Europeans. Dont quote me on that but thats what i Rememeber from history class.
@TFASplbtttt
@TFASplbtttt 9 ай бұрын
Look... Comanche. We were maybe as bad as those "entire tribe of berserkers".
@Duncan_Campbell
@Duncan_Campbell 9 ай бұрын
Thanks for including Australia again.
@titansboy1249
@titansboy1249 9 ай бұрын
I fucking lost it when Florida said Iranistan
@dragonlordofchaos
@dragonlordofchaos 9 ай бұрын
The song at the beginning was unexpected, but funny. Also, I’m rather outdated when it comes to history cause classes were never as fun as this guy, can someone please explain the “count your buildings” joke? I don’t quite get it😅
@EnderMalcolm
@EnderMalcolm 9 ай бұрын
The last time we had planes be fully hijaked in the US, three buildings and a field were hit on 9/11/2001. So yeah, HLC not pulling any punches here.
@dragonlordofchaos
@dragonlordofchaos 9 ай бұрын
@@EnderMalcolm Ahhhhhhhhh😅… gotcha. Makes sense. Thanks 👍
@GearGuardianGaming
@GearGuardianGaming 9 ай бұрын
​@@EnderMalcolm2 buildings, both of the twin towers stood on and as part of the world trade center. Many people thought they were seperate buildings, but when asked, they have no idea which was the wtc, or what the other tower was for.
@vladthedeathless9439
@vladthedeathless9439 9 ай бұрын
One of your best ones yet, keep slaying!
@royalguardmc3508
@royalguardmc3508 9 ай бұрын
Flock of seagulls is crazy 😂. Man of culture
@Defightfordelightfrfrongoht492
@Defightfordelightfrfrongoht492 9 ай бұрын
that is a BOP
@hauzzsup5657
@hauzzsup5657 9 ай бұрын
Nice
@matthewbarton1356
@matthewbarton1356 9 ай бұрын
lol.... that "oh dear" moment killed me.
@alexander3364
@alexander3364 9 ай бұрын
damn... that suddle burn of NK being sides with pervert really get me there lmao
@timmyandersen963
@timmyandersen963 9 ай бұрын
Off topic, but a topic i want habitual to cover. Why can i see good details of military bases on my weather app?
@cjcantrell80
@cjcantrell80 9 ай бұрын
Right, but blur or almost nothing on maps app.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
Because you’re not seeing anything classified.
@Todd_Swank
@Todd_Swank 9 ай бұрын
You know when we paid them "pennies on the dollar", those pennies were worth about 10,000x more than what they are worth now.
@FixedGearFox
@FixedGearFox 9 ай бұрын
That is a very fair point. But, we *did* also pay them in genocide, too, so idk if that $100 really makes it up at all.
@delphy2478
@delphy2478 9 ай бұрын
sadly, the dollars the pennies were paid against was ALSO worth that much more
@kappa1427
@kappa1427 9 ай бұрын
To bad they already traded them back for worthless land. Everything we gave the native Americans for the land, which was really nothing, we ended up taking back in trade for the land we didn't want. Granted, a good bit of that land now had casinos and other money making enterprises on it that collect millions from american citizens without paying any taxes, but that's beside the point. What the Europeans did to the native Americans was horrible in every way. If all humans played nice thru all of history then the united states of America wouldn't exist, all the stuff in British museums would be in it's original location, and only a small percentage of the world would speak English. That's just not the way it works though. All of human history is just accounts of one powerful empire taking over other weaker empires. Survival of the fittest. Look at Isreal. That land has been the property of a dozen different empires/countries/etc.
@TheAussieBlue
@TheAussieBlue 9 ай бұрын
@@kappa1427 while everything you said was techically true, none of that justifies Wounded Knee type massacres. "Everyone else was doing it" is a shit excuse. Course I'm not one to talk, look what we did to the abbos. And unlike the natives in America, theres no evidence of any sort of inter tribal warfare to justify our conquests and massacres.
@Todd_Swank
@Todd_Swank 9 ай бұрын
@@FixedGearFox "genocide", except there are more living today than ever did in the past? Or the idea of "germ theory" being a thing in 1492 when they were still trying to figure out the black plague? There was atrocities committed for sure, but they shouldnt have teamed up with the french to slaughter the english and the negative perception wouldnt have been so severe. I also find it funny to say what the europeans did was "genocide" and ignore the fact that the tribes were whipping out other tribes for multiple centuries prior to 1492.
@zombieh8tr457
@zombieh8tr457 9 ай бұрын
The I get my money back if you poisoned him 🤣🤣🤣🤣 slayed me Dude I love your content. I literally look forward to your videos like I used to for my favorite Saturday morning cartoons Thank you Sir
@ChambersofMyHeart
@ChambersofMyHeart 9 ай бұрын
01:28 nailed it! 😂😂😂😂That line is awesome and dead on! 01:35 that is f*****! Lol
@patrickdees5256
@patrickdees5256 9 ай бұрын
Wait, who in Russia had a heart attack? Was it Putin? Please tell me it was Putin.
@TheShadowblade9999
@TheShadowblade9999 9 ай бұрын
Apparently rumors that Putin had a heart attack/cardiac arrest but Kremlin denies it. Time will tell I guess
@seangoldman6833
@seangoldman6833 9 ай бұрын
There were rumors from a single non-credible source that claimed Putin had a heart attack. Almost certainly untrue but funny enough to make a joke.
@patrickdees5256
@patrickdees5256 9 ай бұрын
@@seangoldman6833 oh I bet it's hilarious
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
Putin didn’t have a heart attack. It was first reported by a Russian Telegram channel but has since been debunked
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 9 ай бұрын
Aye, but what’s odd though is that the Kremlin denied Putin had a heart attack and denied that he uses body doubles when thought nobody mentioned body doubles. When the Kremlin denies something, I tend towards feeling that it’s actually true. 😄 So now I’m confused. Wouldn’t have believed it until the Kremlin denied it. So I’m now thinking that “something” happened to Putin. Maybe a heart strain or some other cardiac event. I don’t think it killed him though-which is too much to hope for.
@XFSAngelOfDeath
@XFSAngelOfDeath 9 ай бұрын
Classic song 🎵
@ronjones-6977
@ronjones-6977 9 ай бұрын
Amazing how many shitty overplayed songs from the 80s are considered "classic" these days.
@tatesmith9085
@tatesmith9085 9 ай бұрын
I'm glad im not the only one making the Iran joke with that song
@o.5command
@o.5command 9 ай бұрын
As a flordian i approve lol
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