I love how everyone has been surprisingly chill about everything until the Marines cancelled their birthday party 😂
@Matt-yu7xz9 ай бұрын
“unforeseen operational commitments.”
@robertc.95039 ай бұрын
Except for Poland. I'm surprised they didn't start chanting "Article 5!"
@TeufelHunden9279 ай бұрын
Some of them did. It’s terrible
@kas47619 ай бұрын
@@robertc.9503😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@BrettBaker-uk4te9 ай бұрын
Proof "Shit's about to get real".
@Isometrix1169 ай бұрын
Marines: Cancel their bday because of “Unforeseen operational commitments” Every non-US ally: _Starts praying they aren’t the target_
@F0UR3V3R9 ай бұрын
The ones that arent praying that they arent the target are just praying that they stay irrelevant enough to not be one in the future
@ShawnF6FHellcat9 ай бұрын
@@F0UR3V3R I think it's more like praying that they aren't too close to the future crater.
@BurakkuHishou9 ай бұрын
I think a couple of allies are joining in on that prayer as well considering the danger levels Edit: ok, because this was not taken the way I intended. Basically it was a funny jab at the marines who are so crazy they may 1. Cause unintentional collateral damage 2. Get done with Hamas and want some more 3. Have the marines attack indiscriminately cause their birthday ball was ruined. Basically it was "the allies are also praying not ot incur casualties because the marines went wild."
@medicbabe2ID9 ай бұрын
It was actually "to prepare for planning" when they were pinned down for a specific reason, as they had no "commitments" pending
@mammaletsplay52959 ай бұрын
@@ShawnF6FHellcati heared that parking spots will be readily available around Israel...
@shadeshadow0075 ай бұрын
"Yeah, the Marines had to cancel their birthday ball due to an unfortunate funeral..." "who's?" "Yours."
@Oklahoma_is_meАй бұрын
LMAOOO
@DocterGeko9 ай бұрын
As soon as Buff said 'hairy' and ' the 70's' in the same sentence, I knew where it was going before he even got there.
@jeremylaningham49467 ай бұрын
Where? Where was he going?
@sparc776 ай бұрын
I almost lost it when he said that.
@FrauWilhelmKlink2 ай бұрын
@@jeremylaningham4946 'Downtown', if you catch my drift.
@cavalieroutdoors60369 ай бұрын
Marines cancelling their birthday is the same as when Canada stops saying, "Sorry."
@marmot4189 ай бұрын
It's actually invoked a bigger response, poland didn't weigh in on the video where Canada said, "Im about to stop saying sorry"
@MartinPHellwig9 ай бұрын
@@marmot418 Cultural difference Poland has never felt the need to say sorry so doesn't understand why not saying it is bad.
@MartinPHellwig9 ай бұрын
Or the British cancelling a tea break, just kidding, we never cancel a tea break.
@shred18949 ай бұрын
It's like when you're in Florida and you see that the Waffle House is closed. Seriously, look up the 'Waffle House Index'.
@nataliamundell62669 ай бұрын
@@MartinPHellwigvery true we can even take a kettle on to the battle field, it'd be a dark day when British can't have tea ☕
@ventusargentum99579 ай бұрын
3:03 I love this portrayal of Poland. The little speedbump with teeth laughing at the impending doom is the best part of this skit
@arktheball9 ай бұрын
Me thinks that little speed bump is a LOT more bumpy than getting called a speed bump would suggest...
@Alexthedragon189 ай бұрын
Poland is that guy who isn't just staring down death, he's pointing several different unregistered and unclassified firearms at death.
@NietoKT9 ай бұрын
As a Pole I can neither confirm or deny that theese statements are correct
@weaselwolf84259 ай бұрын
Looking at Ukraine methinks Poland would he more than just a Speed Bump😊
@angrydoge40389 ай бұрын
That speed bump recently became more armed then France and Germany combined and has amphibious baby abrams
@jasonpresley72939 ай бұрын
As a Floridian I support your portrayals. It should be understood that we get a lot of tourists. While we use this opportunity to get to know other cultures, a lesser known benefit is getting to know how to insult your opposition with the perfect level of ignorance to maximize offense. And we’re good at it too.
@AlleluiaElizabeth9 ай бұрын
Yeah, Florida knows exactly what its sayin'. lol
@Lieutenant_Matrix9 ай бұрын
Amen brother
@cabanford9 ай бұрын
Florida exceeds all levels of ignorance I'm afraid 😂
@Countryhuman-A.H.E-9 ай бұрын
Keep it up we support ya Florida
@austinwilson20009 ай бұрын
Georgia here, and surprisingly I can say they are not ignored at all and, most criminals in Camden are from Florida. Everyone here in Georgia will never ignore Florida. Forgetting Florida is impossible.
@allamofox41589 ай бұрын
You know shit has hit the fan when Alcoholics Amphibious says this is no time to get drunk and party.
@KnawedOneАй бұрын
👌
@ryancleland17729 ай бұрын
Poland laughing about the marine corp birthday party being cancelled was the most accurate thing I’d ever seen. Like a little European Texas
@SeliahK6 ай бұрын
That's actually... a pretty good description of them. 🤣😂
@mjk93885 ай бұрын
Truth be told...there's tons of Polish communities here in Texas next to where I live. I'm half Polish myself. If Poland is ever invaded by Russia...well, let's just say that Russia would have a whole lot of very angry Texans showing up at their doorstep.
@weldingwolf20885 ай бұрын
Polish here, American born. I think there is something in our genes that just wants to fight something.
@Tyler_Gomola5 ай бұрын
*happy article 5 noises*
@Oklahoma_is_me4 ай бұрын
@@Tyler_Gomola 🤣🤣
@blakethegreatone20589 ай бұрын
As a marine, taking away the ball is about to translate into a "proportional" response. Edit- I didn't think this would be such a popular comment. Lol. Yes, it's a fat electrician reference. If you haven't seen any of his videos,then you are wrong.
@arktheball9 ай бұрын
please! Stop! I can only get so erect!
@codgames66789 ай бұрын
Keep it proportional
@chrissmith45689 ай бұрын
Oh Shit!😮
@tyvernoverlord53639 ай бұрын
@@codgames6678 ITS THE MARINES, they make "proportional" look like one of the Geneva Suggestions!
@unfortunateselection84899 ай бұрын
Forget proportional, get even
@shader2029 ай бұрын
When an Army general who became the chief of staff says the words “The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle” it’s hard not to believe we are, in fact, the finest fighting force the world has ever seen. From the halls to the shores, my fellow Belleau Woodsmen.
@richardhanck9729 ай бұрын
(Treat this as a complete posting of the lyrics to Sabaton's _Devil Dogs_ ).
@michaeldavis38199 ай бұрын
I worked with the Marines in Afghanistan a couple of times. I've never seen a group of men so eager to get into a firefight. 😊 No better friend, no worse enemy, indeed.
@andrewstiegel97309 ай бұрын
During the Iraq war there was concern Marines were executing prisoners because so many bad guys were found with headshots. After an investigation it was discovered that these headshots were being delivered from well over 100yrds away and it was a headshot because that was all the enemy was displaying which was why so many people were getting their head turned into a canoe.
@TheHunterstriker9 ай бұрын
@@andrewstiegel9730which is a double win, because not only are the marines that accurate, but the US military is ethical enough to actually investigate reports. Ethical, and badass
@jamesTBurke9 ай бұрын
Oh please. The marines only get called when the army isn't available, or it's too small of a task for them to be bothered with. Hooah
@ladyfreedomrocks8 ай бұрын
They do take their birthday to heart. My retired Marine makes me bake a big cake and decorate it with the Marine emblem. He loves to sing " Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday Marine Corp. Happy birthday to us." And it's been going for 20 years. My family is Army. Add: I think he has done this for the last 20 years just to grind my gears.
@andrabook8758Ай бұрын
you should make it look the exact same on the outside but just be green salad on the inside, one year... just to see what happens >:)! loool ( might want to have a real cake on standby tho, just in case he actually starts crying when he realizes it's just fancy salad. it's meant to be a joke but sometimes people end up heartbroken with these kids of jokes instead of laughing:P, fair warning and disclaimer! )😁😂
@mikehall1523Ай бұрын
Im Army as well... YES he has been doing that for 20 yrs EXACTLY to grind ur gears....and hes a Marine! Ooh rah!
@Rlaughlin8269 ай бұрын
Former active marine and the ending hits big. We love our war fighting more than anything. When our ball is cancelled you know it’s for something more fun!
@CharliMorganMusic9 ай бұрын
Right!? I heard this and now it seems like a big deal.
@whiskeytangofoxtrot80069 ай бұрын
Crayola went on sale?
@JustinLaFleur19909 ай бұрын
The fireworks are more....energetic when the ball gets cancelled and the Marines don't have to be on their very best behavior.
@mikoto76939 ай бұрын
So the skit is basically saying that some marines have been deployed somewhere (say, Gaza or somewhere thereabouts) and they’re going to ruin some terrorists’ day?
@chrishubbard649 ай бұрын
Birthday ball is cancelled, party games are getting started.
@JIKwood9 ай бұрын
I love how Japan is the first to react to the Marines canceling their birthday ball. Cause they know first hand how bad that is.
@GearGuardianGaming9 ай бұрын
Not to mention they were the last ones to experience it (not just a platoon/division though)
@jacobrispoli43517 ай бұрын
@@GearGuardianGaming The entirety of them.
@PointlessIFR6 ай бұрын
As do the British, Iraqis and germans.
@jeremylaningham49465 ай бұрын
As well as every other fucking country in the world… Because most of them (I’d like to think around ehhh 97% of them) know you don’t b hit the FAFO button we have!!!
@mcinteer193 ай бұрын
Yeah, because the Marines took over the entire pacific theater on their own in WWII. Yup, no Navy, or Army anywhere to be found, all Marines. 🙄
@John-vp2jq9 ай бұрын
I love how HLC is fully aware of the correct pronunciation of "Iran," yet his USA character doggedly sticks to I-RAN. It really encapsulates the character portrayal, separate and apart from the actor's natural inclinations.
@baseballjustin59 ай бұрын
I -threw a- raq (Rock) and I-Ran to Afghanistan is one way I was taught to remember the order of the kindle east countries lol
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_9 ай бұрын
GW Bush always mispronounced Iraq on purpose as a reminder that they weren’t even worth pronouncing right, just a repeated FU to Saddam, whose name GW also usually screwed up purposefully……
@maryvalentine90909 ай бұрын
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ I noticed that as well. Gosh I miss W! 😂
@JosephDawson19868 ай бұрын
I posit that Iran is correct because thats their reply to every time they have been onvolved with the us in conflict....I saw the US warship fire . Then what happened? I ran
@lolingstones92629 ай бұрын
Marines:cancel birthday Poland: joyful giggles
@mikelpeepee9 ай бұрын
"Theres only one thing Marines love more than their birthday ball..." **HEAVY METAL MUSIC SLOWLY FADES IN**
@realmenhavelittledogs26619 ай бұрын
More like cue the Doom soundtrack...
@wwhite29589 ай бұрын
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent
@CT-5736-Bladez9 ай бұрын
SABATONs “devil dogs” increases in volume
@bemusedalligator9 ай бұрын
@@realmenhavelittledogs2661 no no, heavy metal kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e7xzp6aIvaiWh2g.html
@PrvtChurch9 ай бұрын
Genuinely expected a comment about how much they marines love crayons to follow that.
@michelangelo29089 ай бұрын
I'm from Poland and I live in Poland and the way you present Poland is on point. The "speed bump with teeth" made me laugh like nothing else recently😂
@themunificent79 ай бұрын
Respect to Poland. May the nation never be a seen as a "speed bump" again. 🫡
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79809 ай бұрын
@@themunificent7 Poland is an aggressive little Fucker just looking for an excuse to invoke Article 5. I *SERIOUSLY* doubt that *ANYONE* will be dumb enough to use it as a speed bump ever again.
@camelthegamer71659 ай бұрын
@@themunificent7Nah... we upgraded him to SPIKE STRIP!
@TerryBradstreet9 ай бұрын
“What are you preparing for?!” “…To WIN.”
@whiskeytangofoxtrot80069 ай бұрын
That comment made me love Poland.
@megaman9929 ай бұрын
“Marine unit canceled birthday ball” Entire world: “ *O H S H I T* “ Poland: *maniacal laughter*
@hyperswain7 ай бұрын
Cue ominous music
@scrap_crafter4 ай бұрын
its funny to think that as soon as I heard that, I had the same reaction as poland, as well as being of polish descent
@Princess121842 ай бұрын
When the DOOM music starts to play.
@Varricryder97Ай бұрын
That's also mixed with a yes
@ClokworkGremlin9 ай бұрын
"Administrative scheduling purposes." Man, I love the colorful terms the military always comes up with.
@OfficialUKGov6 ай бұрын
what
@randyironhalen84536 ай бұрын
“Administrative scheduling purposes” 99.99% probably means that some is gonna get sent to hell very quickly because there are about to be a lot of very pissed off Marines about to do something that will make even the devil pee his pants
@koathekid82553 ай бұрын
@@OfficialUKGovwar crimes mate
@zsoltgyuricza69619 ай бұрын
The pure glee of Poland is something we should all have once in a while
@jakubrzepkowski22909 ай бұрын
Probably like >80% of Polish watchers (including me) reacted exactly like Poland in this video
@ZananoQuinito9 ай бұрын
Poland has been gearing up hard I've heard. Something about "not this time you don't"
@jakubrzepkowski22909 ай бұрын
@@ZananoQuinito basically we are european texas now
@thewin94599 ай бұрын
Japan being the 1st to respond was also priceless.😂
@UMakeBigMistake9 ай бұрын
@@ZananoQuinito "we are not a speed bump anymore, not even a spike strip, current conclusion from me woulb be - "concrete anti vechicle barricades with claymores strapped to them, like multiple layers"
@yeetsaspizzas39219 ай бұрын
Poland is 100% my favorite character in these. He’s like that little dude that nobody fucks with because he acts like he can fight…….but also actually can. Love it. 🇵🇱 🇺🇸
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79809 ай бұрын
Poland is an aggressive little Fucker just looking for an excuse to invoke Article 5. I *SERIOUSLY* doubt that *ANYONE* will be dumb enough to use it as a speed bump ever again.
@grimlock14719 ай бұрын
I'm actually a bit surprised that Australia is one of the most level headed of the bunch.
@jasondyrkacz82709 ай бұрын
@@grimlock1471 It's scary when Australia is the reasonable one.
@mousepointer129 ай бұрын
it aint arrogance if you can back it up
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it9 ай бұрын
After working alongside a bunch of poles, one a former Captain...yeah, I am so glad we are allies because I would hate to be a Russian in range of Polish soldiers.
@yvonnemuller92049 ай бұрын
My Dad (Army, Pearl Harbour then Guadalcanal) used to sing the Marines' Hymn. Whenever I see the words "From the halls of Montezuuuuu-uma" I think of him. Tanks for the memories!
@randyironhalen84536 ай бұрын
I love how everyone instantly got nervous when they heard about the Marine Corps birthday ball getting canceled because they know exactly what’s going to happen if they have to go into any form of combat.
@ethos59 ай бұрын
Everyone freaking out about the marine unit canceling their birthday ball was good. Poland giggling maniacally? Perfection
@trailblazer6329 ай бұрын
Remember when poland got rolled over in the last 2 world wars? Poland Remembers... 😂
@aleksanderlenartowicz56599 ай бұрын
@@trailblazer632 Poland didn't exactly take part in the Great War. Well... Poles did. On *most* fronts, but Poland didn't exist. The land still remembers. We have WWI cementaries all around, the big fortresses are still there. And scars of WWII on top of them. Then the modern architecture. Just come and visit, Poles will welcome anyone with vodka and pierogi.
@trailblazer6329 ай бұрын
@aleksanderlenartowicz5659 my family is heavily polish and german. Ive heard many of the stories over the years. Im not at all surprised after the last 2 major wars poland is taking a more martial stance this time. As the sayjng goes, an armed society is a polite society. An unarmed country is prey. An armed country is at worst not worth the effort needed to take it.
@ethos59 ай бұрын
@@aleksanderlenartowicz5659 mmmmm, perogies
@kas47619 ай бұрын
I like Florida at an 11 as well
@Shogunator_N79 ай бұрын
Poland’s reaction is pure gold! Also, seriously, I never knew that becoming friends with a marine on social media would mean constant updates about how far away we are from Nov. 10th, but that’s literally the only reason I knew what was going on at the end there.
@johnsonoutdoors81179 ай бұрын
It's the birthday tomorrow
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA9 ай бұрын
An old high school classmate is like that. Doesn't post much throughout the year but when November comes.....I'm getting constant notifications about him posting. Lol. He just retired from the Marine Corps after 20 years and still hasn't missed a beat
@R0gueM9 ай бұрын
When Poland started laughing, I imagined the text “Article 5 noises” right above his face.
@WookieWoman9 ай бұрын
Yeah, the birthday is to us as pumpkin spice is to a "basic white girl". 😂
@williamgebhart24359 ай бұрын
I watch this several times a day just for Poland's maniacal laughter.
@KiraSilversoul9 ай бұрын
"Let me at that fat sumbitch! I'ma swell his eyes closed the rest of the way!" Rare does a HLC video go by without me wheezing laughing so hard, and this one was no exception.
@leftistsarenotpeople9 ай бұрын
Yeah, well, I'm having a difficulty with my respiration after that myself.
@davidpoole70985 ай бұрын
Check out the "Spooby" skit from T-Rex
@Aredel9 ай бұрын
I love how everyone starts sweating bullets when they learned the ball was canceled. Please, pretty please give us a bit about the Marine Corp learning/breaking the news.
@MacOriginalGamer9 ай бұрын
And Poland having a good laugh. 😆😅🤣😂
@Doomcharger9 ай бұрын
Honestly, I just imagine that 'Rip and Tear' is what plays in the heads of every Marine when they get called. ...and that song is only getting louder.
@Eluderatnight9 ай бұрын
Ahkmed is threatening to disrupt the crayon supply lines.
@Aredel9 ай бұрын
@@Eluderatnight naw. He’s taken away the crayon birthday cake.
@thatboy57519 ай бұрын
@@Eluderatnightoh No RUN.
@TheHiredgoon09 ай бұрын
I can't remember who said it but I still remember this take on the purpose of officers in the Marines vs the other US branches. In the other services, officers are there to issue orders and keep things running smoothly. In the Marines, the officers are there to keep the Marine enlisted somewhat in line with the Geneva convention.
@fkreller19 ай бұрын
"They're more what you might call "guidelines" than actual rules."
@TheMariusDarkwolf9 ай бұрын
@@fkreller1 They keep faffing about, it's gonna be come "It's never a warcrime the first time" time. With a side order of "See Canada, THIS is how you get in the record books."
@stefansneden19579 ай бұрын
Eh. Mostly
@nadjasunflower13879 ай бұрын
Fat Electrician I'm thinking. Default Aggressive. He's speaking about grunts in general, but he does single Marines out either a bit later in that vid or in the Marine vid he did.
@bradyblue52699 ай бұрын
@@fkreller1Geneva Suggestions, my favorite
@13lbaseball9 ай бұрын
I am not a Marine, I am not even former/active military, but when I heard that the Marines (at least some of them) canceled their Birthday Ball, I clenched all sorts of muscles.... Godspeed you glorious Devil Dogs
@jacobgomos24188 ай бұрын
I love how Poland was laughing when the other countries were freaking out like they were thinking “let’s get this party started” because they were thinking about what was about to happen.
@Rose-yx6jq9 ай бұрын
Okay after looking through the comments section here. I think I figured out what Marines love more than birthday parties. In the words of tierzoo. They absolutely *LOVE* sending people back to the character select screen
@GearGuardianGaming9 ай бұрын
Marines are the dust and water that causes an unfixable "ring of death"
@rosemansbrests9 ай бұрын
The Iranian DLC is about to get a Expansion.
@coffeegonewrong9 ай бұрын
Time to write some new Call of Duty content?
@phillipbainbridge91079 ай бұрын
Japan's "oh crap" followed by maniacal Polish laughter just made my day!
@Warpded9 ай бұрын
I'm not entirely sure how I stumbled onto this content, but I'm here for it
@jakubrzepkowski22909 ай бұрын
i love how probably like >80% of Polish watchers (including me) reacted exactly like Poland this in video
@Aredel8 ай бұрын
Is HLC accurate about Poland's longing for Article 5?
@ChristopherSloane9 ай бұрын
Yeah the Army suddenly needing 400 Recruiters in the Marine Corps canceling the ball are not good indicators of a potential peaceful solution
@Jake1989dub19 ай бұрын
I mean things might get real peaceful afterwards depending on how violent they get. At least until children grow up. Jk jk
@blackwatertv70189 ай бұрын
I foresee the near future, the whole recruitment shortage issue being solved rather quickly.
@ryancamara56899 ай бұрын
@@Jake1989dub1yeah I’m sure in 20 or so years the war on terror will cool down I mean it def did after iraq…. I mean Afghanistan…. I mean.. god when has this worked
@TheLastSane19 ай бұрын
@@Jake1989dub1 we do no not let anyone who is not white skinned grow up.
@TheLastSane19 ай бұрын
@@blackwatertv7018 Only if there is a draft. Most young people do not agree with the "Lets kill everyone who isn't like us" mentality and view it as a boomer thing. So sure lets get those 40+ year olds in the army.
@EspiritX3609 ай бұрын
As a Veteran Marine, hearing this and the responses you made quite literally made me smile and then laugh (like Poland did lol)
@user-dq4mc2zy8d9 ай бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only that laughed liked Poland when watching this
@mesiroy12349 ай бұрын
Israli here what the marine birthday means,
@stijn24729 ай бұрын
@@mesiroy1234It is the day the US marine corps was founded. It is VERY important to them. They only reason they cancel it is if they are at active war, or are about to go to war.
@EspiritX3609 ай бұрын
The Clue is in the name lol But yes its the celebration of the day and year the US Marine Corps was established. The USMC celebrates it every year with something called the Marine Corps Birthday Ball Its a celebration of history and tradition, one night where every rank is equal in their love of the Corp @@mesiroy1234
@vanringo8 ай бұрын
I couldn't join due to medical issues, but grew up in a Navy family. When Poland started laughing, I about lost it I was laughing so hard. I told my wife a few weeks ago that the Marines in CENTCOM canceled their birthday ball, even she knew that meant something serious was about to happen involving Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.
@williamjacobs9 ай бұрын
Poland's bloodlust glee literally had me LOL despite a state of unparalleled disquiet.
@luciusnetheril9 ай бұрын
...that was my exact reaction, when I've heard about marines cancelling their ball... And I used to be in air force!
@Ravnican1279 ай бұрын
This whole thing was hilarious, but Poland laughing at the end was what sent me. Everyone else is like, "Oh no...." and Poland is just ready to throw hands.
@jakubrzepkowski22909 ай бұрын
probably like >80% of Polish watchers (including me) reacted exactly like Poland in video
@kkalive17146 ай бұрын
The lovely mini Texas country, got to love em
@Cyberleader193 ай бұрын
I showed this to my brother, and he didn't get the joke in terms of the Marines cancelling their birthday ball.
Poland has got a bit of the US Marines Corp running through their veins. 😊
@shawntoy93487 ай бұрын
Bud, thank you for your content, videos... It's a source of pride, For anyone who has served, And the outloud laughter, Sometimes hurts my belly, But a civilian will never understand, I'm pushing 60.. Put me in cold, I'm still ready to... play. God honor and family
@ShawnC.W-King9 ай бұрын
After mentioning a US Marine Unit cancelling their birthday ball.... Poland laughs in chaos 😂 that was GOLD🤣
@chidoman15959 ай бұрын
I love how all the countries reacting knowingly to the marines have either fought alongside them or fought against them.
@speedstick89819 ай бұрын
Wait this reminds me of something. Didn’t, at one point in time, a marine unit had to be investigated for to many headshots and someone thought they were executing enemies?
@bevans47129 ай бұрын
@@speedstick8981yes until they realized the shots were all at hundreds of yards
@zwinmar219 ай бұрын
@@speedstick8981 Yep, early Iraq they issued ACOG's to a bunch of grunts who were expert shot with iron sights
@speedstick89819 ай бұрын
@@bevans4712 I thought as much
@kalashnikovdevil9 ай бұрын
@@zwinmar21 Ah man I love that story.
@Grain_side_carving9 ай бұрын
The Marines cancelling their birthday is possibly the most threatening thing they can do
@BBZ90009 ай бұрын
This is the first time I’ve been worried about war. More specifically “WW3”
@cabanford9 ай бұрын
Such a great channel - from its name to its satire ❤ (will show it to my dad when I visit next, he was a Navigator in B-52s in the 60-70s... Your BUFF bits are crazy spot on)
@FrikInCasualMode9 ай бұрын
Poland breaking into happy giggles made my day.
@badsidionjones26799 ай бұрын
BUFF line about being in a really hairy situation with a playmate in the 1970"s. Pure gold. I fairly sure only those of us who remember the 1970's picked up on it.
@harrytabb3289 ай бұрын
I don't get it. Care to illuminate us?
@rhov-anion9 ай бұрын
@@harrytabb328 Let's just say, below-the-pants "landscaping" was not really a thing back then.
@badsidionjones26799 ай бұрын
@@harrytabb328 OK have you ever seen a centerfold from a 1970's playboy. Was a very long-haired breed of kitty. The kitty wasn't groomed at all.
@TacticalTerry9 ай бұрын
I was born in the 80's and I totally get it. Mind-bleaching myself as we speak 😂
@badsidionjones26799 ай бұрын
@@TacticalTerry yeah the early to mid 80's weren't much better. but things did begin to improve in the second half.
@noahadams77847 ай бұрын
On a side note, it’s always so wholesome when Buff is on because every other plane and jet understands that Buff is the great grandfather of them all and they all treat him with respect, EVEN uncle same and the Military Industrial Complex. Always gotta respect your elders, especially when they have just as many nicknames as the Marine Corps and one of the nicknames is Buffy the Forehead Slayer!
@Chuck85419 ай бұрын
I love Grandpa buff, and how F22 is just ITCHING to FLY, FIGHT, AND WIN
@ulrichkristensen40879 ай бұрын
As a Dane some of us, remember the history of the shores of Tripoli, when barbery coast pirates raided the Faroe isles and the US responded by destroying them and Tripoli, much obliged
@TheOriginalJphyper9 ай бұрын
The US did that when it was only about twenty years old and its navy consisted of just six relatively small ships.
@Mamorufumio9 ай бұрын
@@TheOriginalJphyper yeah we are one of the UK's more scary sons,
@blakethegreatone20589 ай бұрын
@@TheOriginalJphyper yup. And only did it because they wouldn't cooperate.
@TheOriginalJphyper9 ай бұрын
@@blakethegreatone2058 Oh, for the days when we didn't tolerate BS... Don't get me wrong; there was a LOT wrong with that time period, but this particular aspect of it is something we need to bring back.
@TheGregchimmy9 ай бұрын
@@TheOriginalJphyperlol back when the whole world basically ran on fuck around and find out essentially
@nolanhines72519 ай бұрын
There's only one thing Marines love in this world more than their birthday but I'm sure it's just administrative reasons.
@CheefSmokealot647 ай бұрын
We love Grandpa Buff. ❤😂 I like that f22 is like Buff’s son or grandson. It’s hilarious when f22 says, “would you intercept me?' I’d intercept me.” 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Randomfactsofwar9 ай бұрын
Way back when at the dawn of time, in the valley of death where the sun don’t shine. The toughest fighter ever known was made, from an m16 and a live grenade. He was a mean lean fighting machine, who proudly bore the title of a US marine
@majornate879 ай бұрын
I love the maniacal laughing of Poland toward the end. Also, the Florida part is decently on-point
@Cortanis0019 ай бұрын
You know... I have to ask, does the rest of the world actually understand the relevancy of the Marines, the birthday ball, and them cancelling it? I know we get it, but do they understand the gravity of the situation that would cause them to do that? That's a whole lot of concentrated "find out" that they're starting to play with at that point.
@UnintendedConsequences9 ай бұрын
Foxtrot Oscar, Affirmative.
@liferlanceadventures14659 ай бұрын
Let's put it this way, that didn't happen for the entire GWOT. They may have rescheduled it, or played with the dates, but it wasn't cancelled.
@RoundShades9 ай бұрын
Well, the reactions in the portrayal were coming from Japan, Germany, Poland, and Canada. They were around during previous times such an occurrence happened, and the ones who panicked the most were formerly targets of such cancellations.
@Aredel9 ай бұрын
Everyone mentioned in this video has either been a victim of or an ally beside the Marines. All of them have a very intimate understanding of what will happen when our Professional War Crime Enthusiasts are denied their birthday crayons.
@ShuRugal9 ай бұрын
Most Americans won't understand that one. This channel's target audience will all get it, but nobody who isn't at least military-adjacent is likely to.
@neilpapermodels9 ай бұрын
OH snap!!!.....glued onto EVERY word for 3:30 mins! this is sooo soo goood....now i am addicted.
@p5ychojoe1389 ай бұрын
I honestly wouldn't be surprised at all if a minute after this vid was released that the marines started engaging in missions.
@MacOriginalGamer9 ай бұрын
"THERE WAS ALIENS HERE?!?!?!" - F-22 Raptor Seriously, I hope the Raptor gets his chance soon! 🍺😎
@habu94899 ай бұрын
We all 🙏 for that
@pierceprzybyla12759 ай бұрын
Moon's haunted
@Cortanis0019 ай бұрын
I think we're all waiting for the demon to be allowed to run free at this point. There's enough targets asking for it and we all know it.
@Clava_Vodeanuc9 ай бұрын
Wait until they build a much more performed Raptor.
@redmafiapanda5099 ай бұрын
It's not that long the way things have escalated
@michaelscott60229 ай бұрын
The Marine Corps Birthday Bash isn't canceled, it's just being... _relocated._ Also, question: didn't the F-15 shoot down a satellite in the 80's, or was this missile higher up?
@ouriel1819 ай бұрын
It was the first operational act in space, not a drill or test.
@MrBlueBurd04519 ай бұрын
No, they did, but the Celestial Eagle was a test. This was an actual warshot.
@Grain_side_carving9 ай бұрын
An f-15 did shoot down a satellite but it was part of a test not real ordnance
@michaelscott60229 ай бұрын
Ahkay, thanks for all the answers.
@wolfenwingsable9 ай бұрын
Yeah what they said.
@brentbarr4989 ай бұрын
I absolutely LOVE your views on, voices on & takes on all the different aspects.. :) As a 25 year Air Force vet I salute you sir! God speed and keep up the good fight! Job well done to date!!!
@SgtP32003 ай бұрын
This channel is my new addiction. Thank you very much.
@Waltham18929 ай бұрын
When you tell a unit of Marines that you are canceling their excuse to drink themselves into a coma, there is going to be blood one way or another.
@delphy24789 ай бұрын
i love how the marines cancelling the birthday ball ranks up there with canada stopping saying sorry
@jimm2449 ай бұрын
True statement about Marines and their birthdays. Semper Fi Marines. We’re proud of you.
@frankknoll20649 ай бұрын
Poland laughing is the best part of the whole skit! I love these, keep up the good work!
@diarradunlap93379 ай бұрын
NOTICE that when England broke the news about the Marine unit canceling their Birthday party, the first "oh, Shit!" came from Japan. Japan be like, "Yeah, we've seen THIS sho before. In fact, we were IN one of their previous shows. 80 YEARS later, and we're STILL having PTSD nightmares.
@SergeantSup9 ай бұрын
The fact that everyone else went "Oh Shit" and fucking Poland is just there laughing manically broke me
@stabnore3 ай бұрын
Florida man here... I love the Florida bits. I used to hate them but they grew on me.
@warpdriveby9 ай бұрын
I was invited to the ball in 2012 by my girlfriend who has since passed, it's a bittersweet memory in some ways, but it was also the best damm party I've ever been to! It was really interesting looking around and thinking "if everything went to shit right now, like if someone lit off a nuke or a zombie plague hit or aliens landed, I'm in the best possible crowd to survive it!
@chrisdupree83829 ай бұрын
As long as you didn't get in the way of the fun.
@warpdriveby9 ай бұрын
@@chrisdupree8382 LMAO!!! Exactly!
@clatusmerino9 ай бұрын
The best part about the Iran chess joke is that a bunch of chess professionals have defected from Iran recently, including the world #5.
@firecopscott9 ай бұрын
This is the *only* channel that I literally laugh out loud while watching. Well done, keep it up, and stay safe. Thank you.
@alexchau19086 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the ingenuity and the versatility of your average lance corporal with a rifle and a roll of duct tape
@jinksdalfang88439 ай бұрын
Polands laugh at hearing about the cancelled bday plans is everything to me today
@jonathonpion20429 ай бұрын
Not swelling his eyes shut the rest of the way. Damn near wasted coffee with that line.
@man_smart4149 ай бұрын
I love this guy!! He's freaking hilarious!! There's someone I've seen trying to imitate him, but it's sad...not even close!! Keep up the good work!💪🤣
@scareborne9 ай бұрын
I love these longer bits this was outstanding
@chadprier6849 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Grandpa Buff was about to tell the most epic story ever. I was in tears. So........some how, some way that story needs told. And God help the poor bastards who made the Marines cancel their birthday party.
@michaelbenjmitchell19 ай бұрын
Their name begins with a I and ends with Ran.
@Shaun_Jones9 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure Buff was actually about to tell a story about him screwing a hooker and getting an STD.
@Rotorhead16519 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff: "You may have heard this story referred to as 'BUFF & the Muff'...." 😈😝
@matthew1995king9 ай бұрын
There is no God that can help them now.
@michaelbenjmitchell19 ай бұрын
@@matthew1995king Prepare the Deathstar!
@knowplay32589 ай бұрын
We Marines take our birthday VERY SERIOUSLY!! To finish his statement about their being only one thing Marines love more than our birthday....Showing the world why sending us into a combat zone should be a war crime...we love presenting souls to the Pearly Gates for Saint Peter to judge!!! Semper Fi!!!!!
@alexk.95989 ай бұрын
You guys are literally the "find out" response to "f*ck around".
@knowplay32589 ай бұрын
@@alexk.9598 And proud to be so!!!
@thunderjet42949 ай бұрын
Shhh brother its not a war crime the 1st time
@jacobrispoli43517 ай бұрын
@@thunderjet4294 Or the second or third if it's under wraps, as we learned with Germany and Russian in World War 2. No offense to both.
@keegantripp12459 ай бұрын
2:55 for all of us
@gto455judge9 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your content. I know your not a Marine but Semper Fidelis brother
@Skidracer219 ай бұрын
Perun's recent powerpoint has been a big help in providing context to current affairs. Iran almost exclusively deals in gray zone operations and proxy warfare these days because they've spent so much time under sanction that traditional means of projecting power simply aren't in the budget. On the other hand, their cheap basic missiles and drones oddly keep falling off of the back of trucks in Yemen and Gaza and Syria. Edit: Goddamn, 190+ likes? I was not expecting this to do numbers but it seems there's crossover between the two channels. Maybe one day HLC will reference Emutopia and Kiwiland.
@rasendori99 ай бұрын
Hello fellow Perun enthusiast!
@MisterW0lfe9 ай бұрын
Perun Perusers !
@r.h.36379 ай бұрын
In Perun we trust, all others check NGIC.
@Elthenar9 ай бұрын
Perun is indeed awesome. His long form videos really help get me through my sundays at work. I am a big fan of Sandboxx too.
@lo1lawl9 ай бұрын
Perun and Habit the combo we never knew we needed. A piece about air defense economics? The cost and sustainability of Hamas Rocketry? The Industrial War behind Hypersonics?
@nathangonzalez97109 ай бұрын
The only time a birthday party getting canceled is a terrifying threat.
@jefflanduyt67509 ай бұрын
Poland... laughing like a mad scientist, gotta love that character.
@onerider8083 ай бұрын
“Maybe somebody just hot sick; I dunno…” this guy’s a freaking comedic and geopolitical genius.
@kalskirata429 ай бұрын
as someone who's not a Floridian, I 100% agree with Florida's assessment of Iran "Billy Bag Dad" is that entire region Yes, this does, in fact, include Israel Yes, this is related to how they see western civilization as somehow being inferior to theirs.
@slamshift69279 ай бұрын
USS Liberty. No we haven't fucking forgotten
@kalskirata429 ай бұрын
@@slamshift6927 Nor should we allow ourselves to forget. Never forget 9/11 Never forget Kabul Never forget Saigon Never forget Iwo Jima Never forget Normandy Never forget Pearl Harbor Never forget the Argonne Never forget the Alamo Never forget Boston And never forgive those who dared to awaken the sleeping giant of Valley Forge This We'll Defend
@hyperdimensionbliss9 ай бұрын
@@kalskirata42 Wait, why Iwo Jima and Normandy? Those were your and Allied operations respectively, both of which were victories, so why are they lumped in with an operation against you like Pearl Harbour? Also why Boston? The only major things I can recall happening there are intentional destruction of well over 1m USD in Crown property and an out-of-control riot being forcefully ended.
@OneBiasedOpinion9 ай бұрын
@@kalskirata42this one I can get with. People who cherry-pick history make me ill.
@CharliMorganMusic9 ай бұрын
@@slamshift6927the first time I heard about this, I thought it was made up, but no, it definitely happened.
@TheMelbournelad9 ай бұрын
Love how us Aussies just accepted it and started getting their shit ready to go.
@Hellspartan9 ай бұрын
I love Poland’s reaction to that 😂😂😂😂 and everyone’s else was the topping on the cake! 😂😂😂😂
@Thehuntinghillbilly29 ай бұрын
Great skit, the Marines might have canceled the official ball in some places but I guarantee there’s not a Marine alive that won’t celebrate our birthday in some way
@ishikaorimura68039 ай бұрын
I love that the F22 went with a slight southern accent when he heard about Isreal's first space combat. 😂
@POrion9 ай бұрын
Ain't enough stupid, poor kids to join in the north
@RotGolem9 ай бұрын
Poland laughing maniacally is equal to Canada saying "not sorry".
@Wolfer135799 ай бұрын
I love how the reaction to canceling the Marines Birthday Ball is the same as Canada about to stop saying sorry.
@shveylien74019 ай бұрын
Poland enjoying the Bday news is GOLD.
@darklightimages9 ай бұрын
I love that you represent my state as a person that doesn't really know the middle east and doesn't seem to care he doesn't know it and I love it. However, something to note if a Floridian does go out of his way to learn where someone is from, you have officially pissed them off and they are making sure to know where to find you later.
@davidgoodnow2699 ай бұрын
True.
@mrblack51459 ай бұрын
I didn't think about that but yeah, you're right; making them put down their beer and find a map means you've bypassed the 'fuck around' and skipped right to 'finding out'.
@EireHammer9 ай бұрын
My favorite Marine birthday memory was in Nov '09, eight of us all bundled up in the back of a MaxxPro cutting a lemon-poppyseed poundcake and singing the Hymn before we rolled on with our AO patrol.
@johntheherbalistg87569 ай бұрын
"...canceled their birthday ball..." The world: "Oh shit!" Poland: *in their corner laughing maniacally*
@nicgb0989 ай бұрын
Marines do love their birthday. Gave us 2 beers each to celebrate in Iraq. We were army, not even Marines. Fell under their command though.
@j-davis72909 ай бұрын
Shore to shore, don't fuck with the corps. ~Semper Fi