I love how everyone has been surprisingly chill about everything until the Marines cancelled their birthday party 😂

Marines: Cancel their bday because of “Unforeseen operational commitments” Every non-US ally: _Starts praying they aren’t the target_

"Yeah, the Marines had to cancel their birthday ball due to an unfortunate funeral..." "who's?" "Yours."

As soon as Buff said 'hairy' and ' the 70's' in the same sentence, I knew where it was going before he even got there.

Marines cancelling their birthday is the same as when Canada stops saying, "Sorry."

3:03 I love this portrayal of Poland. The little speedbump with teeth laughing at the impending doom is the best part of this skit

As a Floridian I support your portrayals. It should be understood that we get a lot of tourists. While we use this opportunity to get to know other cultures, a lesser known benefit is getting to know how to insult your opposition with the perfect level of ignorance to maximize offense. And we’re good at it too.

You know shit has hit the fan when Alcoholics Amphibious says this is no time to get drunk and party.

Poland laughing about the marine corp birthday party being cancelled was the most accurate thing I’d ever seen. Like a little European Texas

As a marine, taking away the ball is about to translate into a "proportional" response. Edit- I didn't think this would be such a popular comment. Lol. Yes, it's a fat electrician reference. If you haven't seen any of his videos,then you are wrong.

When an Army general who became the chief of staff says the words “The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle” it’s hard not to believe we are, in fact, the finest fighting force the world has ever seen. From the halls to the shores, my fellow Belleau Woodsmen.

They do take their birthday to heart. My retired Marine makes me bake a big cake and decorate it with the Marine emblem. He loves to sing " Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday Marine Corp. Happy birthday to us." And it's been going for 20 years. My family is Army. Add: I think he has done this for the last 20 years just to grind my gears.

Former active marine and the ending hits big. We love our war fighting more than anything. When our ball is cancelled you know it’s for something more fun!

I love how Japan is the first to react to the Marines canceling their birthday ball. Cause they know first hand how bad that is.

I love how HLC is fully aware of the correct pronunciation of "Iran," yet his USA character doggedly sticks to I-RAN. It really encapsulates the character portrayal, separate and apart from the actor's natural inclinations.

Marines:cancel birthday Poland: joyful giggles

"Theres only one thing Marines love more than their birthday ball..." **HEAVY METAL MUSIC SLOWLY FADES IN**

I'm from Poland and I live in Poland and the way you present Poland is on point. The "speed bump with teeth" made me laugh like nothing else recently😂

“Marine unit canceled birthday ball” Entire world: “ *O H S H I T* “ Poland: *maniacal laughter*

"Administrative scheduling purposes." Man, I love the colorful terms the military always comes up with.

The pure glee of Poland is something we should all have once in a while

Poland is 100% my favorite character in these. He’s like that little dude that nobody fucks with because he acts like he can fight…….but also actually can. Love it. 🇵🇱 🇺🇸

My Dad (Army, Pearl Harbour then Guadalcanal) used to sing the Marines' Hymn. Whenever I see the words "From the halls of Montezuuuuu-uma" I think of him. Tanks for the memories!

I love how everyone instantly got nervous when they heard about the Marine Corps birthday ball getting canceled because they know exactly what’s going to happen if they have to go into any form of combat.

Everyone freaking out about the marine unit canceling their birthday ball was good. Poland giggling maniacally? Perfection

Poland’s reaction is pure gold! Also, seriously, I never knew that becoming friends with a marine on social media would mean constant updates about how far away we are from Nov. 10th, but that’s literally the only reason I knew what was going on at the end there.

I watch this several times a day just for Poland's maniacal laughter.

"Let me at that fat sumbitch! I'ma swell his eyes closed the rest of the way!" Rare does a HLC video go by without me wheezing laughing so hard, and this one was no exception.

I love how everyone starts sweating bullets when they learned the ball was canceled. Please, pretty please give us a bit about the Marine Corp learning/breaking the news.

I can't remember who said it but I still remember this take on the purpose of officers in the Marines vs the other US branches. In the other services, officers are there to issue orders and keep things running smoothly. In the Marines, the officers are there to keep the Marine enlisted somewhat in line with the Geneva convention.

I am not a Marine, I am not even former/active military, but when I heard that the Marines (at least some of them) canceled their Birthday Ball, I clenched all sorts of muscles.... Godspeed you glorious Devil Dogs

I love how Poland was laughing when the other countries were freaking out like they were thinking “let’s get this party started” because they were thinking about what was about to happen.

Okay after looking through the comments section here. I think I figured out what Marines love more than birthday parties. In the words of tierzoo. They absolutely *LOVE* sending people back to the character select screen

Japan's "oh crap" followed by maniacal Polish laughter just made my day!

I'm not entirely sure how I stumbled onto this content, but I'm here for it

i love how probably like >80% of Polish watchers (including me) reacted exactly like Poland this in video

Yeah the Army suddenly needing 400 Recruiters in the Marine Corps canceling the ball are not good indicators of a potential peaceful solution

As a Veteran Marine, hearing this and the responses you made quite literally made me smile and then laugh (like Poland did lol)

Poland's bloodlust glee literally had me LOL despite a state of unparalleled disquiet.

...that was my exact reaction, when I've heard about marines cancelling their ball... And I used to be in air force!

This whole thing was hilarious, but Poland laughing at the end was what sent me. Everyone else is like, "Oh no...." and Poland is just ready to throw hands.

Marines cancel their Birthday Ball. Everyone else - panics. Poland - maniacal laughter...😂🤣😂

Bud, thank you for your content, videos... It's a source of pride, For anyone who has served, And the outloud laughter, Sometimes hurts my belly, But a civilian will never understand, I'm pushing 60.. Put me in cold, I'm still ready to... play. God honor and family

After mentioning a US Marine Unit cancelling their birthday ball.... Poland laughs in chaos 😂 that was GOLD🤣

I love how all the countries reacting knowingly to the marines have either fought alongside them or fought against them.

The Marines cancelling their birthday is possibly the most threatening thing they can do

This is the first time I’ve been worried about war. More specifically “WW3”

Such a great channel - from its name to its satire ❤ (will show it to my dad when I visit next, he was a Navigator in B-52s in the 60-70s... Your BUFF bits are crazy spot on)

Poland breaking into happy giggles made my day.

BUFF line about being in a really hairy situation with a playmate in the 1970"s. Pure gold. I fairly sure only those of us who remember the 1970's picked up on it.

On a side note, it’s always so wholesome when Buff is on because every other plane and jet understands that Buff is the great grandfather of them all and they all treat him with respect, EVEN uncle same and the Military Industrial Complex. Always gotta respect your elders, especially when they have just as many nicknames as the Marine Corps and one of the nicknames is Buffy the Forehead Slayer!

I love Grandpa buff, and how F22 is just ITCHING to FLY, FIGHT, AND WIN

As a Dane some of us, remember the history of the shores of Tripoli, when barbery coast pirates raided the Faroe isles and the US responded by destroying them and Tripoli, much obliged

There's only one thing Marines love in this world more than their birthday but I'm sure it's just administrative reasons.

We love Grandpa Buff. ❤😂 I like that f22 is like Buff’s son or grandson. It’s hilarious when f22 says, “would you intercept me?' I’d intercept me.” 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸

Way back when at the dawn of time, in the valley of death where the sun don’t shine. The toughest fighter ever known was made, from an m16 and a live grenade. He was a mean lean fighting machine, who proudly bore the title of a US marine

I love the maniacal laughing of Poland toward the end. Also, the Florida part is decently on-point

You know... I have to ask, does the rest of the world actually understand the relevancy of the Marines, the birthday ball, and them cancelling it? I know we get it, but do they understand the gravity of the situation that would cause them to do that? That's a whole lot of concentrated "find out" that they're starting to play with at that point.

OH snap!!!.....glued onto EVERY word for 3:30 mins! this is sooo soo goood....now i am addicted.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised at all if a minute after this vid was released that the marines started engaging in missions.

"THERE WAS ALIENS HERE?!?!?!" - F-22 Raptor Seriously, I hope the Raptor gets his chance soon! 🍺😎

The Marine Corps Birthday Bash isn't canceled, it's just being... _relocated._ Also, question: didn't the F-15 shoot down a satellite in the 80's, or was this missile higher up?

I absolutely LOVE your views on, voices on & takes on all the different aspects.. :) As a 25 year Air Force vet I salute you sir! God speed and keep up the good fight! Job well done to date!!!

This channel is my new addiction. Thank you very much.

When you tell a unit of Marines that you are canceling their excuse to drink themselves into a coma, there is going to be blood one way or another.

i love how the marines cancelling the birthday ball ranks up there with canada stopping saying sorry

True statement about Marines and their birthdays. Semper Fi Marines. We’re proud of you.

Poland laughing is the best part of the whole skit! I love these, keep up the good work!

NOTICE that when England broke the news about the Marine unit canceling their Birthday party, the first "oh, Shit!" came from Japan. Japan be like, "Yeah, we've seen THIS sho before. In fact, we were IN one of their previous shows. 80 YEARS later, and we're STILL having PTSD nightmares.

The fact that everyone else went "Oh Shit" and fucking Poland is just there laughing manically broke me

Florida man here... I love the Florida bits. I used to hate them but they grew on me.

I was invited to the ball in 2012 by my girlfriend who has since passed, it's a bittersweet memory in some ways, but it was also the best damm party I've ever been to! It was really interesting looking around and thinking "if everything went to shit right now, like if someone lit off a nuke or a zombie plague hit or aliens landed, I'm in the best possible crowd to survive it!

The best part about the Iran chess joke is that a bunch of chess professionals have defected from Iran recently, including the world #5.

This is the *only* channel that I literally laugh out loud while watching. Well done, keep it up, and stay safe. Thank you.

Never underestimate the ingenuity and the versatility of your average lance corporal with a rifle and a roll of duct tape

Polands laugh at hearing about the cancelled bday plans is everything to me today

Not swelling his eyes shut the rest of the way. Damn near wasted coffee with that line.

I love this guy!! He's freaking hilarious!! There's someone I've seen trying to imitate him, but it's sad...not even close!! Keep up the good work!💪🤣

I love these longer bits this was outstanding

Pretty sure Grandpa Buff was about to tell the most epic story ever. I was in tears. So........some how, some way that story needs told. And God help the poor bastards who made the Marines cancel their birthday party.

We Marines take our birthday VERY SERIOUSLY!! To finish his statement about their being only one thing Marines love more than our birthday....Showing the world why sending us into a combat zone should be a war crime...we love presenting souls to the Pearly Gates for Saint Peter to judge!!! Semper Fi!!!!!

2:55 for all of us

I absolutely love your content. I know your not a Marine but Semper Fidelis brother

Perun's recent powerpoint has been a big help in providing context to current affairs. Iran almost exclusively deals in gray zone operations and proxy warfare these days because they've spent so much time under sanction that traditional means of projecting power simply aren't in the budget. On the other hand, their cheap basic missiles and drones oddly keep falling off of the back of trucks in Yemen and Gaza and Syria. Edit: Goddamn, 190+ likes? I was not expecting this to do numbers but it seems there's crossover between the two channels. Maybe one day HLC will reference Emutopia and Kiwiland.

The only time a birthday party getting canceled is a terrifying threat.

Poland... laughing like a mad scientist, gotta love that character.

“Maybe somebody just hot sick; I dunno…” this guy’s a freaking comedic and geopolitical genius.

as someone who's not a Floridian, I 100% agree with Florida's assessment of Iran "Billy Bag Dad" is that entire region Yes, this does, in fact, include Israel Yes, this is related to how they see western civilization as somehow being inferior to theirs.

Love how us Aussies just accepted it and started getting their shit ready to go.

I love Poland’s reaction to that 😂😂😂😂 and everyone’s else was the topping on the cake! 😂😂😂😂

Great skit, the Marines might have canceled the official ball in some places but I guarantee there’s not a Marine alive that won’t celebrate our birthday in some way

I love that the F22 went with a slight southern accent when he heard about Isreal's first space combat. 😂

Poland laughing maniacally is equal to Canada saying "not sorry".

I love how the reaction to canceling the Marines Birthday Ball is the same as Canada about to stop saying sorry.

Poland enjoying the Bday news is GOLD.

I love that you represent my state as a person that doesn't really know the middle east and doesn't seem to care he doesn't know it and I love it. However, something to note if a Floridian does go out of his way to learn where someone is from, you have officially pissed them off and they are making sure to know where to find you later.

My favorite Marine birthday memory was in Nov '09, eight of us all bundled up in the back of a MaxxPro cutting a lemon-poppyseed poundcake and singing the Hymn before we rolled on with our AO patrol.

"...canceled their birthday ball..." The world: "Oh shit!" Poland: *in their corner laughing maniacally*

Marines do love their birthday. Gave us 2 beers each to celebrate in Iraq. We were army, not even Marines. Fell under their command though.

Shore to shore, don't fuck with the corps. ~Semper Fi