Finally, one thick coat

Ngl this is this the most uncomfortable I've ever felt 😆

he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

This is like getting a 0 on the sat. You have to know the correct answers to get literally everything wrong

I dont want to be tactically outsmarted by the dude with an army of 5th grade art projects

Finally, someone with my painting skills

"Professional Paintjob" eBay miniatures:

Those transfers are clean AF

This is designed to trigger a certain person i feel it

Those crisp edge highlights 👌

“Brother, the gellar field went down, did anything happen to me?”

When Duncan Rhodes has a nightmare this is what he sees

“The gellar field is operating at substandard capacity, brother.” “I’m sure we’ll be fine.”

The space wolves will never go cold with that thick ass coat

- Do you love me brother? - Be strong Clarence. Be strong for the Emperor.

show up to a tournament with an entire army painted like this and tilt your opponent into oblivion

Haha, the transfer at the end was a touch of genius!

And I say, hey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey I said “Hey, a-what’s going on?”

I started out thinking "trust the process" lol 😂

This brought me unspeakable amounts of pain. I burned down my family's estate in a fit of insanity and was committed to an asylum for several months. After many self immolation incidents I was eventually released. To you I say this. This is cursed as hell. Good job.

Damn, save some Golden Demons for the rest of us!

This is what Dustin Rhodes sees in his nightmares

This is actually amazing in a totally different way, it is wholeheartedly beautiful in its own way.

Just super glueing the transfer on, without even taking it off the backing 👌 That was the icing on the cake.

I was half expecting the finished model to look amazingly awesome and clearly not the same, but this was really funny

I never cried. Until i saw how beautiful this is

No, God-Emperor, No!! NOOOOOO!!! I can't. This hurts my eyes and soul to watch! This must be what it feels like to be interrogated by a Tzeentch cultist... Though even I have to admit, seeing a transfer attached with super glue was damn hilarious!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got it. The miniature painting shiteposting! (Love it!)

Me after painstakingly painting 20 blood Angel's astarties: internal screaming.

Ah, yes. The classic Golden Lizards chapter paint scheme.

So this is what the effects of The Warp look like...

My favorite part of build is it leaning completely to the side of the base

(screams in "Thin your paints")

The unmixed lump of paint is such an accurate and great detail 👌🏼👏🏼

Paint so thick it has a 3 up invul save and never lost armor of contempt.

I'm never painting another mini EVER! I'll never hit as high a standard as this masterpiece.

BROTHER, NOOOOOO!

Do you love me brother? ... Be strong Clarence, be strong for the Emperor.

Finally a tutorial i can follow

Its so beautiful even my eyes start burning. We need more of this

Incredible haha My first paint job way back in early 00's was an Eldar model dunked in some yellow paint and then I painted the helmet blue. Work smarter not harder 😅

some people are gonna mock that not realizing that’s probably what their first mini looked like. probably close to what my first will look like once i get the materials.

Least mutated chaos worshipper

Nurgle gifts work in mysterious ways

(Grinding teeths) (Nails digging into table) (Heavy breathing)

Finally ,a painting tutorial that i can follow

I appreciate how this is the first thing that pops up when I ask for warhammer paint jobs

My artsy french flat cap is thoroughly shooketh

This is how gw intended you to paint, none of that silly two thin coats

The wash adjusted everything

That was like watching a horrific car crash. You just can't look away, no matter how hard you try.

This makes me feel better about my first paint job

I was cringing so hard because I get so anxious when I paint, but the transfer part got me lmao.

A masterpiece!! Such attention detail!! Perfect shading, and you can feel the emotion on his face!! Just incredible! 😂

Still looks better than most professional painters you can find on ebay

looks like a marine that has gone through a fight in a painting factory ... holy emperor. You need to put a warning before the video starts.

This was horrible. Just awful. How am I supposed to replicate this masterpiece without the 17 hour tutorial?

Rogal Dorn: Look how they massacred my boy. Vulkan, seeing the Salamanders transfer: *Visible confusion*

“Be strong, Clarence. Be strong, for the Emperor.”

Can't believe you secretly filmed my latest painting project...

I spent so many hours painting my Kriegsmen, but this one single thick coat with some details looks awesome. the wash and transfers also do wonders for this painting style!

I think it’s the eyes for me. They really blend everything altogether, just a fantastic piece of art my friend✊🏻

I wanna see one of these where it’s either a complete glob job during the work shots but the end product is the most immaculate beautifully done painting, or vice versa

Those colors, the technique, the precision it's brilliant, you should teach a class

I just imagine him eternally screaming in a low-quality “dawn of war”esque tone

Ngl... At first i though the background sound gonna be " Turi ip ip"

That space marine demanded to speak to the manager.

I'm pretty sure that's how the angry space marines would be if they had to paint themselves their suits.

About time a pro gets on this platform

Lmao this is actually one of the funniest things I've seen on these KZfaq shorts. Made all the scrolling worth it.

What my first paint job looked like lol 😂

This feels like the epitome of "Gold Star: You Tried, A+ for Effort"

Now there's a marine who's been through some shit.

Your commitment to the bit is admirable I would never

The angrily angered angry marine, there were no prayers or in fact any fucks at all. Just pure rage, and as all tech priest know how can you paint as angry as the Astartes feels?

That is how I'm going to put my decals on now. Outstanding paint job.

The only thing that really bugs me is when that shows up for skirmish night and the guy that painted it is so proud of himself for getting his army painted in record time.

Daaaamn, it so wierd... I need more of this

That's like my 1st space marine model 30 years ago

well yes it's the alpha legion

When you need to present your project in art class so you try to make it sound as epic as possible:

The corax white being a solid block was a nice touch

I feel like this is how My paintings gona be like when I finally start

This hurts so good

WHERE’S THE ACETONE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!

Words can't describe how much pain this video has put me in.

I was 100% expecting that grass tuff to end up anywhere but the base.

My first thought was "why use a sororitas head.." Then I realized it was a troll

Honestly I love it, it has a pop-art style that I really like lmao

I wish i could paint like that. It's inspirational.

This is how I always feel like my paints will turn out, it never does, but I always expect it.

Still looks better than some other peoples miniatures I’ve seen 😂

This deserves so many more likes oh my God!

You can paint the whole army with that coat

I experienced joy for the first time in years. Thank you

The hair 💀

This feels... Heretical. I love it.

Are you TRYING to give Duncan the "Two Thin Coats" guy a heart attack? Because THAT'S how you give him a heart attack

I can see Duncan rocking on his haunches, reciting things in random tongues as a response to this one 🤣

This is a new level of pain