Papa John's New Papa Bowls Are DISGUSTING

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TheReportOfTheWeek

TheReportOfTheWeek

Жыл бұрын

You know those days where you wake up wishing you could eat pizza toppings out of a plastic feeding dish? Papa John's understands and they have YOU in mind with the release of their new Papa Bowls! Featuring a combination of pizza toppings (with no pizza crust or base involved) in a plastic bowl, is this the future of pizza? Find out in today's review!
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@pasty_comb1639
@pasty_comb1639 Жыл бұрын
Hello
@ohwow9910
@ohwow9910 Жыл бұрын
Umm hi
@demarcuscousinsthe65th
@demarcuscousinsthe65th Жыл бұрын
Hello
@Scratch-athon
@Scratch-athon Жыл бұрын
I had that bowl yesterday and it was good! wtf are u smoking ratking?
@Mr.4AGE
@Mr.4AGE Жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you do a co-lab video with Joshua Weissman "But Better series"
@thctycoon1944
@thctycoon1944 Жыл бұрын
I gotta say I do find it hilarious when he’s utterly disgusted and hates the food to the point of feeling disrespected by the establishment which sold it to him.
@elainew2230
@elainew2230 Жыл бұрын
I immediately watch any review of a food item he hates. I don't really eat this kind of fast food, so I'll never go try these items.
@devinlewis5116
@devinlewis5116 Жыл бұрын
yeah, but it's sad when his day is ruined :'(
@NobleSix312
@NobleSix312 Жыл бұрын
It's always personal 😂
@hermitbob7304
@hermitbob7304 Жыл бұрын
You would think that by now every restaurant in his area will post his picture at the drive thru or his phone number if its a DoorDash. Just so the employees can push the emergency button and the ethnic Grandma comes out of her cubicle to make his food with love and care instead of the hog food us unwashed masses are subject to.
@craigdawson7632
@craigdawson7632 Жыл бұрын
Well put chap
@mickeyp6639
@mickeyp6639 Жыл бұрын
"I would describe it as more of an odor as opposed to scent" savage
@profitcs8506
@profitcs8506 Жыл бұрын
that line and delivery was gold.
@ninirozhy
@ninirozhy Жыл бұрын
Praying for papa john's rn
@Alchemeleon
@Alchemeleon Жыл бұрын
That truly is an evocative piece of language
@MaxW-er1hm
@MaxW-er1hm 10 ай бұрын
Synonyms though....
@theresedegesero8844
@theresedegesero8844 10 ай бұрын
😂🎉right on
@majestic_irrelevance
@majestic_irrelevance Жыл бұрын
"Pretending to feed you" Lmfao
@jerryc3050
@jerryc3050 Жыл бұрын
Review Brah put Papa's fork in my right eyeball. Now I have to wash off my face. 🤢
@keravesque
@keravesque Жыл бұрын
I commented almost exactly this not seeing your remark first! 😹
@n8doggy733
@n8doggy733 Жыл бұрын
And he sticks the food in my ear, thanks
@FosterFilms12
@FosterFilms12 Жыл бұрын
thanks reviewbrah
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
I lost my shit for some reason when he looks up and goes "well, it doesn't smell good." Papa Johns is playing a DANGEROUS game hahaha. If I was any fast food company i would figure out where this guy lives and make sure every franchise was in line like Gordon fuckin Ramsey. This thing would look pristine at the very least.
@DanielWayShadow
@DanielWayShadow Жыл бұрын
Comparing this item to slop poured into a feeding trough for pigs was crazy funny. Great job with your channel!
@mexicancanteen9596
@mexicancanteen9596 Жыл бұрын
Absolute savagery
@analysan7
@analysan7 Жыл бұрын
I love how respectfully he tells you that the food is disgusting
@zacterztx
@zacterztx Жыл бұрын
He's suppressing the demon inside to be able to respectfully says that.
@Neo......
@Neo...... Жыл бұрын
It's absolutely exquisite poetry that comes out of his mouth
@zacterztx
@zacterztx Жыл бұрын
@@Neo...... Papa John quite lucky to be able to hear it.
@payableondeath9091
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
The way he described the smell💀🤣🤢
@kalb_rec9308
@kalb_rec9308 Жыл бұрын
Courtesy.
@JayLeePoe
@JayLeePoe Жыл бұрын
This is a good example of when these companies are just like, _"let see if they'll consider this to still be food"_
@atonesb5251
@atonesb5251 Жыл бұрын
Introducing the new cricket pizza with Italian herbs and spices. "Bug out!"
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
No, this is a good example of companies responding to what customers want. Low carb and keto people have been wanting these for YEARS, and it is nice to finally see pizza places coming out with these! Nothing wrong with a healthier option for pizza.
@kevink1575
@kevink1575 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 And sadly they failed.
@LawAbidingScout
@LawAbidingScout Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 Damn bro never seen someone play such hard defense for a plastic bowl of pizza toppings
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 Жыл бұрын
@@LawAbidingScout ikr
@Dobiant
@Dobiant Жыл бұрын
Who would have thought leftover pizza toppings thrown in a cancerous plastic bowl and microwaved wasnt good.. lol
@mr.vargas5648
@mr.vargas5648 7 ай бұрын
I think youre wrong microwaved pizza is he best.
@godisreal2537
@godisreal2537 6 ай бұрын
Microwaves ruin the food.
@Snowstar837
@Snowstar837 5 ай бұрын
TBF they don't use microwaves at Papa John's, this actually goes through the oven haha
@RJpkFire
@RJpkFire 5 ай бұрын
@@mr.vargas5648 wtf
@pierreo33
@pierreo33 2 ай бұрын
@@mr.vargas5648 might as well eat dog food
@bakmanthetitan
@bakmanthetitan Жыл бұрын
They REALLY missed the chance to call them "Uncrustabowls"
@flying0possum
@flying0possum Жыл бұрын
Smuckers: *buys Papa John's*
@nano-ep9ih
@nano-ep9ih Жыл бұрын
Poppa Sloppa would have been somewhat cool and appropriate too imo
@honiideslysses12
@honiideslysses12 Жыл бұрын
Whoa! I think you got something there!
@flying0possum
@flying0possum Жыл бұрын
@@nano-ep9ih Pappa's Sloppa 😩🥵 lol
@generalsavage4103
@generalsavage4103 Жыл бұрын
If I don't shower for a couple days I get crusty bowls
@EZFrags
@EZFrags Жыл бұрын
6:57 “I imagine this as slop poured into a feeding trough and you have a bunch of hogs lined up eating it.” Haven’t laughed that hard in awhile!
@jaffacalling53
@jaffacalling53 Жыл бұрын
Goyslop
@HumansAreBots
@HumansAreBots Жыл бұрын
😂
@ennuiblue4295
@ennuiblue4295 Жыл бұрын
@@jaffacalling53 that will never not be funny 😆
@jonmcnamara
@jonmcnamara Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the onion article on pizza "It looks like something no human being should consume"
@neverhungryagain2187
@neverhungryagain2187 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😵
@Weatherdude55
@Weatherdude55 Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend ordered this last night thinking it was going to be a pasta bowl like they have at dominos and we got the shock of our lives when it showed up! 😮
@dannytran1587
@dannytran1587 Жыл бұрын
Was it as bad as he said?
@HopefulPessimist
@HopefulPessimist Жыл бұрын
This is a keto friendly meal therefore it is just an overload to the senses of grease and slime. Domino's pasta bowls are not keto friendly because they contain carbohydrates, which mellow out the overpowering filth and slime from the rest of the ingredients.
@Fr_87
@Fr_87 Жыл бұрын
@@missnataliedavis Maybe not everyone assumes that it will just be a TV dinner tray with topping slop poured into it, maybe not everyone's standards are as low as yours are.
@missnataliedavis
@missnataliedavis Жыл бұрын
@@Fr_87 it says it is a crustless pizza. How stupid do you have to be to not understand that? It doesn't say pizza pasta. I just think with the level of education we have in most places, people could stop dumbing down the rest of us by being unable to understand basic reading comprehension. And I feel like it has nothing to do with standards and everything to do with common sense.
@litarogers3984
@litarogers3984 Жыл бұрын
@@Fr_87 to be honest, I dont think Id ever expect that, its like if they did an add talking about the "bandits pizza", and I ordered a "bandits pizza" and the delivery boy threw a racoon at my head
@chickbowdrie4750
@chickbowdrie4750 Жыл бұрын
"It's more like an odor than a scent" That actually makes total sense, wow. He words things like how I've worded it before! He loves to try to articulate and accurately describe what he's experiencing and I love it.
@bloodclot
@bloodclot Жыл бұрын
6:40
@jeffstrains4014
@jeffstrains4014 Жыл бұрын
We have made breadless pizza bowels in the name of low carb for a long time and they are really good. I think what has went wrong with papa johns version, they tweak the ingredients for a finished taste of a product bread, sauce, cheese. I believe the sauce is not good without the bread.
@chickbowdrie4750
@chickbowdrie4750 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffstrains4014 good point. I usually try it for myself to make my own opinion. Every location is different of course
@nickbemo9940
@nickbemo9940 Жыл бұрын
So they just dump sauce and toppings in a plastic container and microwave it? Sounds extremely unappetizing
@ajnicasio7987
@ajnicasio7987 Жыл бұрын
It doesn't look fresh either it looks like left overs, so a way to sell left overs to victims
@cathieharris6122
@cathieharris6122 Жыл бұрын
I agree. It's not a pizza or a casserole. It's just toppings dumped in a pan. There should be some sort of a bottom to it like french bread or *gasp* pizza dough.
@mbike1856
@mbike1856 Жыл бұрын
They need to just bite the bullet and start selling pasta like dominos
@5orgen51
@5orgen51 Жыл бұрын
It's barfalicious
@MachineMind28
@MachineMind28 Жыл бұрын
And cheese 😂
@ScienceWinsEveryTime
@ScienceWinsEveryTime Жыл бұрын
I love the irony of an imagined patron trying to be "health conscious" and avoid bread, so they order a greasy cheese bowl of meatballs and sausages.
@stephaniemarie4303
@stephaniemarie4303 Жыл бұрын
That's basically what keto is. I stopped keto because I can't handle anymore greasy meat & cheese 🤮
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
Healthy af. If you know, you know. Clearly you don't have enough brainpower to figure out why it is healthy.
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
@@stephaniemarie4303 You don't have to eat that stuff on keto lmao.
@stephaniemarie4303
@stephaniemarie4303 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 Then what's left? Can't have fruit. Can't have milk. Can't even have beans or corn. A life without rice , pasta,& potatoes is a miserable existence LOL
@zachhoward9099
@zachhoward9099 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 if you’re craving pizza and on keto something like this is about your only option
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 Жыл бұрын
In the Midwest we call atrocities like this casseroles or a hot dish. I've been to potlucks which had hot dishes that looked worse than that.
@etholus1000
@etholus1000 Жыл бұрын
For some reason I really like them. Enjoy all food, from fine dining to atrocious looking casseroles
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 Жыл бұрын
@@etholus1000 I've been meaning to try one. A lifetime of Midwest food has probably left me with a rather unrefined palate.
@strawberrycough8911
@strawberrycough8911 Жыл бұрын
@@vilstef6988go to the west coast for great food
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 Жыл бұрын
@@strawberrycough8911 I have a cousin in LA. I need to visit her sometime and check out the food.
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet Жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with a well cooked casserole.
@CeliosMH0109
@CeliosMH0109 Жыл бұрын
When he stared right at it and said it was going in the trash, I was laughing too hard😂😭 11:25
@halo3boy1
@halo3boy1 Жыл бұрын
Papa john's really made a whole dish made of leftovers looking like some slop you'll find at a sketchy gas station at 3AM.
@barncat9517
@barncat9517 Жыл бұрын
fr😂
@honeyartstudios
@honeyartstudios Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Doobsnackz
@Doobsnackz Жыл бұрын
what's crazy is they put less toppings on the actual pizza
@moistenerchan9846
@moistenerchan9846 Жыл бұрын
Chuck E Cheese idea, also I was honestly hoping for more sauce with it
@madpilotmurdock
@madpilotmurdock Жыл бұрын
Gas stations have standards and provide a useful service. Papa John’s does neither.
@thebrotherhoodisdumb
@thebrotherhoodisdumb Жыл бұрын
When you have over 2M subs and your review of a product has over 1.5M views and you're saying its bad, rest assured Papa John's will be reconsidering ever releasing this product.
@lavendermclindon1721
@lavendermclindon1721 Жыл бұрын
Every fast food chain should watch this guy😎 taking notes ✍️ 🗒️
@bookofkatherine
@bookofkatherine Жыл бұрын
Yeah. They released oreos & pizza crust. It looked "diseased." Yeah, they really learned.
@thebrotherhoodisdumb
@thebrotherhoodisdumb Жыл бұрын
@@bookofkatherine *watch out*
@dereksbooks
@dereksbooks Жыл бұрын
@globalgaming1100 it means enough for you to watch and comment 😉
@thebrotherhoodisdumb
@thebrotherhoodisdumb Жыл бұрын
@globalgaming1100 his sub count, view count and like/dislike ratio beg to differ
@Westlander857
@Westlander857 Жыл бұрын
You pulled out the most vile looking fast food item I’ve ever seen and said “it is what it is” and “we can’t judge a book by its cover.” Those were certainly kinder words than I would have used, ReviewBrah. Never change.
@eqaeabiker3223
@eqaeabiker3223 Жыл бұрын
imma be honest i got a little queasy inspecting that for so long
@VAFranky
@VAFranky Жыл бұрын
It’s pretty nasty. Can’t top that “fried chicken as a bun” sandwich for me but this is up there.
@shuruff904
@shuruff904 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but I bet if it was on a layer of angel hair pasta or garlic bread, and you had the munchies, it'd be awesome
@HvnterWade
@HvnterWade Жыл бұрын
I'm 100% not being a smartass here. Is this dude always this hilarious? I love how he starts off his actual review by saying it's probably a good option if you have health concerns lmaoooo
@useraccount333
@useraccount333 Жыл бұрын
He is! He has a very sarcastic sense of humor, it's great!
@Tinlion09
@Tinlion09 Жыл бұрын
Oh yes. Reviewbrah is well-known for being unfailingly polite, brutally acerbic, and pretty charming on top of it. He's the kind of guy who can rip you apart verbally and leave you sincerely thanking him for it.
@TurkPowers
@TurkPowers 5 ай бұрын
Yes.... I don't know if he is trying to be funny, but he just is.. very dry humor, very polite and scarastic as hell.
@sammyelliott5554
@sammyelliott5554 Жыл бұрын
This guy is serious and he dignifies his audience and the product by dressing to a tee. He tells the truth, which every board member of a fast food entity could benefit from. They need his honest opinion before they shuck out thousands for a new item that flops just as this one will. Well done sir!
@MB-eb9ed
@MB-eb9ed Жыл бұрын
I work at Papa Johns. When we were being shown how to make them a few days before it launched everyone gathered around to mock it. The main preparer said, "Wait, that's seriously it? Wtf"
@sunnydaze9447
@sunnydaze9447 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@pizzlerot2730
@pizzlerot2730 Жыл бұрын
Throughout this whole video, I kept imagining how much judgement for the customer that each Papa John's preparer must be packing into every bowl that's ordered 😂 no wonder there's no room for crust 💩
@MB-eb9ed
@MB-eb9ed Жыл бұрын
@@pizzlerot2730 It was more like sadness for the customer. Papa Bowls here are $10 but with barely any ingredients. Total ripoff
@Noisemansoundinsect
@Noisemansoundinsect Жыл бұрын
Is for keto?
@MB-eb9ed
@MB-eb9ed Жыл бұрын
@@Noisemansoundinsect I don’t know. It’s literally just pizza toppings in a bowl. You basically pay for a small pizza but then get no crust. You’re better off buying the ingredients from the store instead of paying $8-10 for a weird layer of stuff in a bowl
@markklafter5124
@markklafter5124 Жыл бұрын
"I would describe it more of an odor as opposed to a scent" - this guy kills me! Hilarious!
@kingx76x
@kingx76x Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jamesfield1674
@jamesfield1674 Жыл бұрын
He is just perfect XD
@roastveggies
@roastveggies Жыл бұрын
05:28 right after he says "the papa bowl" he makes this uncertain little "um" that sounds like he's trying so hard to think of something nice to say and it kills me lmao
@joeydifranco0422
@joeydifranco0422 4 ай бұрын
"it is what it is"
@katieblair1000
@katieblair1000 Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this guy is a legend or a genius. If this is actually his personality, he's a legend. If he's playing a character, he's a genius. Either way, he's the best. x x
@aresident7745
@aresident7745 Жыл бұрын
it's him. he's been doing it for something like 15 years
@gseric4721
@gseric4721 Жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the best on Youtu-......wait...he actually _IS_ the best on KZfaq 😂😂😂.
@evocative01
@evocative01 6 ай бұрын
Yooooooo. Facts. Best way I've ever heard him described
@StephenShinn
@StephenShinn Жыл бұрын
Thank you Papa for feeding us your leftover ingredients in a trough
@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449
@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449 Жыл бұрын
🐖 I'm down
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 Жыл бұрын
He wants to fatten you up before turning you into pizza
@kevjtnbtmglr
@kevjtnbtmglr Жыл бұрын
Papa hates this. His company was stolen from him!
@DrLongJohnSilver
@DrLongJohnSilver Жыл бұрын
WE LOVE U PAPA BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@JonHop1
@JonHop1 Жыл бұрын
@@kevjtnbtmglr it literally was.. He got caught up saying bad words, and of course these days words are violence so they used it as an excuse to steal his company and oust him.. Gotta love flawed human beings acting like they are perfect gods and trying to control other flawed people.. There is no tolerance for any mistakes anymore in public.
@GodofBacon29
@GodofBacon29 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Papa John's employee here. I honestly don't really like making them. The reason they exist is because our customers wanted something close to a salad. It's really ridiculous. I mean the only thing we have close to a salad is a bunch of spinach leaves, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, and black olives in a bowl. Adding cheese, meats and sauce to it seems like a waste, in my opinion. I apologize for dissatisfaction and disgust. Edit: Appreciate all the informative comments everyone. Thank you for calling Papa John's!
@mco3884
@mco3884 Жыл бұрын
I feel like this was for people on keto and similar diets who wanted the taste of pizza without the bread/carbs. Not a bad idea but they clearly missed the mark in the execution.
@GodofBacon29
@GodofBacon29 Жыл бұрын
@@mco3884 Seems legit
@MrsDragonChef
@MrsDragonChef Жыл бұрын
The couldve went the same way dominos did and just get premade salads made to order, but papa johns probably didn’t wanna do that lol or they could’ve just let people order a salad with the toppings they have available. If I was trying to be health conscious I’d rather have a spinach, tomato, chicken and pineapple salad far more than whatever god forsaken mess this is lol
@daveb2280
@daveb2280 Жыл бұрын
@@MrsDragonChef If I wanted to eat healthy I wouldn't even bother ordering from a Papa Johns in the first place. It's the reason why McDonald's got rid of salads. Very low sales and demand. If I was taking a family to McDonald's (Or ordering from PJ'S) it would be their treat and I would have something healthy later on (Probably from the fridge) after they ate.
@dana7340
@dana7340 Жыл бұрын
@@daveb2280 the problem for some people it isn’t about eating “healthy” it’s about having food restrictions which is becoming more and more common. If you cannot eat certain (very common) foods then this is a way to eat fast food when otherwise you’d be SOL. It provides an option for those of us who simply cannot eat the crust.
@brawl145
@brawl145 Жыл бұрын
Looks like microwaved puke on a plate. Thank you TheReportOfTheWeek for reviewing these so I don't have to try them. You are performing a public service and I want you to know that I appreciate you and what you're doing on your channel.
@seany3west
@seany3west Жыл бұрын
I work at papa johns. I hate making all the new bs they come out with. so thank you for this man! 🙏🙏
@Philippinesbound42
@Philippinesbound42 6 ай бұрын
You can’t be making too many. People probably order one. Realize it’s a ripoff. Get pissed and never order at your store again
@whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle
@whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle 4 ай бұрын
Should've studied harder bud.
@seany3west
@seany3west 4 ай бұрын
@@whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle i make 35 an hour as a poker and blackjack dealer tf u mean??? 😂😂 I guess you should have.... because you obviously cant read...
@cgsweat
@cgsweat Жыл бұрын
The crust is necessary to soak up the excess grease, and have the convenience of eating it with your hands. Instead the bowl concept just takes that away. You're just left with an extra greasy mess that you have to eat with utensils.
@ropethurston6080
@ropethurston6080 Жыл бұрын
It's like low-carb or some shit. IDK
@primarykeymusic
@primarykeymusic Жыл бұрын
What is the carbon footprint of all that packaging? I can hear the Earth getting warmer.
@Devourlord
@Devourlord Жыл бұрын
Baked spaghetti.
@T-Mo_
@T-Mo_ Жыл бұрын
Well said. Probably be ok for people on keto diets if they add some cauliflower rice to soak up the grease.
@RickSFfan
@RickSFfan Жыл бұрын
GMTA
@cheryldigelsomina8091
@cheryldigelsomina8091 Жыл бұрын
You may ask yourself: “How does this delightful young man eat all this junk food and stay so thin?” He lives off Whisky Sours and nicotine when not being filmed.
@mjdayetube
@mjdayetube Жыл бұрын
Clearly.
@OfficialUKGov
@OfficialUKGov Жыл бұрын
I mean he only does it once a week with reasonable (at least for fast food) portions
@willsee4182
@willsee4182 Жыл бұрын
He's always RUNnING ON EMPTy
@FendiGarcon1
@FendiGarcon1 Жыл бұрын
real mens diet
@thequixoticangler3364
@thequixoticangler3364 Жыл бұрын
Tom Collins and a Marlboro. Breakfast of champions.
@scottmuhlbaier1945
@scottmuhlbaier1945 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I caught this hilarity before I ordered! Our local basketball team is actually winning for once and that gets 50% off Papa John's items. It doesn't sound like this is even worth...100% off :-)
@SUPERLINKX2
@SUPERLINKX2 Жыл бұрын
Just get pizza lol
@CombatLegsVIDS
@CombatLegsVIDS Жыл бұрын
5:21 I'll tell you what happened. They wanted a way to use the scraps that fall off when making a regular pizza and they call it a meal. Like how Wendys throws old burger meat into the chili. 😂🤢🍕
@guitarcheology
@guitarcheology Жыл бұрын
20 years ago I experimented with making my own version of this. I used the exact same ingredients I used in normal Pizza, but skipped the crust. I had the exact same reaction. I actually tried to do it multiple times thinking I screwed up. You realize the crust does so many important things. It sops up grease and moisture, which transfers a lot of salt to the bread and balances it out. Even if you toss the crust, there is a flavorful barrier that develops between the bread and the toppings that develops from the salt, oil, and flour. That is removed. And the smell, more than half of a good pizzas aroma is coming from the dough.
@Lilitha11
@Lilitha11 Жыл бұрын
That is a good point. Just look at how greasy the bottom of a pizza box can be already, when crust is already soaking a lot of it up. In this case all the grease just sits at the bottom of the bowl and everything just stews in it.
@waynetang1763
@waynetang1763 Жыл бұрын
Meat and potatoes. Pasta and sauce. Hamburger. Stir Fry. This was figured out centuries ago. Meat, fat, and a starch. All three work together to help you digest a meal. You need fat to digest protein and you need carbs to digest fat. The reason why it smells so bad is because there is an imbalance that favors excess fat. Your senses are telling you that probably can't digest it. Like he said on the video each ingredient on its own but together it doesn't work. Think about it this way, would you want to eat a whole pound of bacon or a few slices with an egg and a pancake?
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ Жыл бұрын
@@waynetang1763 Not to mention that a whole lot of fat doesn't exactly work wonders for your gut. Meat, fat, starch, and some veggies for a little bit of extra flavour and fiber tend to be nice, although of course this varies from dish to dish. But needless to say fat in particular is finicky, it has to actually go with something and too much at once is abhorrent.
@andrewyp6724
@andrewyp6724 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the analysis. Just like most stuff that was passed down to us from our ancestors, they surely did know what they were doing (or, in this case, Italians would go, "what do you mean 'us'?", as I'm not Italian 😆).
@2010Failbrids
@2010Failbrids Жыл бұрын
@@waynetang1763 a lot of people can eat a pound of bacon. Bad example choice 😂
@indridcold4982
@indridcold4982 Жыл бұрын
As a papa employee, none of us has any idea why these things exist either...
@SwedishSubhuman
@SwedishSubhuman Жыл бұрын
Well you fired the founder and genius behind Papa Johns. What you expect?
@brandonvillatuya9539
@brandonvillatuya9539 Жыл бұрын
@@SwedishSubhuman I doubt Ingrid was the one who fired him
@arcangelmaaze7804
@arcangelmaaze7804 Жыл бұрын
We know you aren't corporate. You're the low paid peasants.
@Jackex
@Jackex Жыл бұрын
As a customer who are gone less to no carbs, its nice I can order it but I just make my own.
@pinoarias8601
@pinoarias8601 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonvillatuya9539 Nah it was definitely her
@timallen7813
@timallen7813 11 ай бұрын
Crustless pizza wasn't enough. They had to go for pizzaless pizza.
@Blavhblqhfndjifnerkvjnerihv
@Blavhblqhfndjifnerkvjnerihv Жыл бұрын
It looks like they made a couple slices of pizza and took off the toppings and sewed them together
@joshraimonde4945
@joshraimonde4945 Жыл бұрын
I’m a Papa John’s employee, and I’ve been angry/annoyed by this product (as well as our lack of ingenuity for new products) since this came to our stores. It’s so pointless, nobody asked for it, and it’s just gross. I’ve complained numerous times to my managers, who agree with me, but it’s corporate who forces this stuff on us. Please don’t order these, so that corporate takes them off the menu. They should at least have pasta or something in them, but no, it’s just pizza topics and sauce. It’s insulting to the customers.
@chaimafaghet7343
@chaimafaghet7343 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure these only exist to drag John Schnatter's name through the mud.
@donald7244
@donald7244 Жыл бұрын
There are a lot of people on a low carb diet and stuff like this is a godsend. Is it as good as a regular pizza no, but it is close enough for people on keto and other low carb diets. I'm glad they are offering something. I would prefer a low carb crust like Blaze Pizza but beggars can't be choosers
@theclxmpgxd1407
@theclxmpgxd1407 Жыл бұрын
@@donald7244 there’s definitely better places to go for a low carb diet
@ChrisTheOne02
@ChrisTheOne02 Жыл бұрын
@@theclxmpgxd1407 definitely
@nikmo7360
@nikmo7360 Жыл бұрын
If it tasted good, id take the double chicken alfredo one but its just not good.
@floodtheinbox
@floodtheinbox Жыл бұрын
“I would describe it as more of an odor, than a scent.” I was folded over in laughter for remainder of the video 😂
@piratescove4
@piratescove4 Жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh. I haven't gotten to this yet. I'm stoked.
@piratescove4
@piratescove4 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha there it is
@pandoraaphrodite3375
@pandoraaphrodite3375 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@vanzarockin
@vanzarockin Жыл бұрын
Me, too. Hilarious!
@richardsandrack8259
@richardsandrack8259 Жыл бұрын
he held up the bowl of slop paralell to the camera and called it a cross section...this is now my new favorite channel
@marks1323
@marks1323 Жыл бұрын
This looks like some middle manager was trying to pitch the ceo on how to cut food costs and said: “imagine this! You know how our teenage employees making the pizza keep dropping toppings on the floor? What if we scoop all those up but instead of throwing them out we resell them, we’ll put them in a bowl, add some sauce and bake it. Well make money off our waste and can market it as healthy low carb lifestyle.” Literally picturing George Costanza saying this and Steinbrenner going George you might be on to something! Either that or some kids got really high and we’re like dude! What if we just ate the topping all mixed together. That sounds radical
@piratecandy6310
@piratecandy6310 Жыл бұрын
They literally could've layered the pepperoni giving a "lasagna" type feel. Instead it looks like they peeled the toppings on a pizza in a plastic container and they warmed it up in the microwave
@damon4104
@damon4104 Жыл бұрын
No they warmed it or cooked it in the oven. Doesn't matter people will love it. Even this guy probably cobble it up off camera. That why Pappa jhons has stores that make a million a year off this stuff😂😂
@AutomationDnD
@AutomationDnD Жыл бұрын
that IS what they did. but yeah, he prob still ate it. (off cam) the topping of the pizza is the best part.
@ti-lo5hy
@ti-lo5hy Жыл бұрын
yeah it didn't look appetizing but I'd probably eat it
@AutomationDnD
@AutomationDnD Жыл бұрын
@@ti-lo5hy yah Broh' I'm just a SAD "addict" of pepperoni & cheese- I'd DEF eat it
@asher3311
@asher3311 Жыл бұрын
i worked at papa johns up until like 2 weeks ago and i can confirm that thats literally what it is. it just goes through the pizza oven instead of a microwave
@AlexKnappy
@AlexKnappy Жыл бұрын
"It's gross." Couldn't help but laugh at the matter-of-factness of the review. Doing good work here :)
@Guitarninjaruy
@Guitarninjaruy Жыл бұрын
Do you think he finished it or threw it out after?
@AlexKnappy
@AlexKnappy Жыл бұрын
@@Guitarninjaruy Review Brah is a man of his word, it got trashed as soon as the camera stopped rolling!
@owatajrkiam
@owatajrkiam Жыл бұрын
@@AlexKnappy should be named the toilet bowl
@LadyVixenGames
@LadyVixenGames Жыл бұрын
i mean papa johns is disgusting in general lol i'd rather eat little C's atleast its affordable and most chains cook it well go to PJ and ya....idk anymore
@stevegarcia3174
@stevegarcia3174 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@RedcoatViking_Official
@RedcoatViking_Official Жыл бұрын
My first reaction when you slid it out the inner box was "That's not a lot of food for 880 calories... And it looks like sh*" lol
@sirnonapplicable
@sirnonapplicable Жыл бұрын
That's not food, that's rock bottom in a bowl.
@pastortroy4life
@pastortroy4life Жыл бұрын
Pizza without crust is like a human without a skeleton. Absolutely terrifying.
@deviction9314
@deviction9314 Жыл бұрын
Suppose to be for people who are on Keto but still lol
@dococ3272
@dococ3272 Жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean traumatic..?
@kingtonsiljockey528
@kingtonsiljockey528 Жыл бұрын
Look, pizza is like politics, someone is gonna say they don't like pepperoni, while I say I rather pick/eat the pineapples off the pizza than eat pizza with it on
@sws212
@sws212 Жыл бұрын
It's also stolen from another pizza chain, there's a decent size chain called Marco's Pizza, mainly in Texas, that's had the same thing for a good while. Not saying they stole it from them specifically, just questioning they thought it was a good thing to copy from somebody since it clearly doesn't sell that well at Marco's either.
@Fartboy226
@Fartboy226 Жыл бұрын
@@deviction9314 keto people 💀 💀 💀
@Jakeofalltrades777
@Jakeofalltrades777 Жыл бұрын
The amount of Optimism he maintained after opening that box is inspiring. Because it looked terrible lol.
@JimmyBlack7351
@JimmyBlack7351 Жыл бұрын
LOL it doesn'r even try to look anything presentable. I thought it's gonna be like...casserole, lasagna, or like baked mac and cheese in a square dish. No, it literally looks like slop from the get go.
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 Жыл бұрын
This looks like somebody pulled it from the frozen food section and zapped it in the microwave for about 2 to 4 minutes because they were in a hurry.
@live_free_or_perish
@live_free_or_perish Жыл бұрын
😆
@NirvanaMK
@NirvanaMK Жыл бұрын
it looks like they threw a bunch of slop in a tray and microwaved it 😂
@Chiwowza
@Chiwowza Жыл бұрын
"Um... it is what it is" ☠
@melon3110
@melon3110 Жыл бұрын
It truly looks revolting. I apologize on behalf of the Industrial Revolution for creating this man made horror
@PM-qp5he
@PM-qp5he Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a keto dish went wrong
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
its a good idea but when you're a pizza place and you just dump all the toppings into a bowl it kind of undermines the entire purpose of the business lmao XD There is a way to do a bowl like properly. But you have to have people with at least a SLIGHT passion for preparing food in order to make food appetizing to look at the very least. Gordon ramsey would have launched this at a human being.
@Suegeeeee2
@Suegeeeee2 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure that was the intent
@Hummelsbusch
@Hummelsbusch Жыл бұрын
It looks suspicious to say the least. And it comes with a lot of waste, two pieces of cardboard and plastic. Just too much material to wrap an underwhelming item.
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
Nothing underwhelming about it at all.
@jakekarr9733
@jakekarr9733 Жыл бұрын
It’s like they took leftover ingredients off the line and instead of throwing them away cooked it up and called it a “bowl”.
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 why do you keep defending papa John’s pizza bowls them things nasty
@TheOnlyIncognito
@TheOnlyIncognito Жыл бұрын
@@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 probably owns a franchise
@realname4430
@realname4430 Жыл бұрын
@@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 he's eaten 50 pizzas in the past 30 days
@dannymartial7997
@dannymartial7997 Жыл бұрын
They should've marketed it as a low-carb bowl. No bread, no pasta, it makes no sense why anyone without a dietary restriction would order this.
@apseudonym
@apseudonym Жыл бұрын
it's probably not even low carb. sauces have sugar
@Brimbo
@Brimbo Жыл бұрын
No one that's trying to lose weight should order Papa John's...
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
@@Brimbo I've lost a lot of weight eating Papa John's. Clearly you are very ignorant about keto and low carb diets.
@dannymartial7997
@dannymartial7997 Жыл бұрын
@@Brimbo You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.
@ddraiss
@ddraiss Жыл бұрын
@@apseudonym According to the nutritional information I found, papa Johns sauce has only 1g of sugar, 3g total carbs per cup.
@MajorSquiggles
@MajorSquiggles Жыл бұрын
As soon as he pulled it out of the box all I felt was sadness.
@RetroCollecto
@RetroCollecto Жыл бұрын
Might be kinda interesting to scoop this stuff onto a roll or bread of your choice and eat it like some kind of dip
@Thund3rDrag0n12
@Thund3rDrag0n12 Жыл бұрын
At that point just buy a pizza lol
@RetroCollecto
@RetroCollecto Жыл бұрын
@@Thund3rDrag0n12 tru 😂
@brendanressler4359
@brendanressler4359 Жыл бұрын
One time in college I came downstairs and my housemate had put a pile of melted cheese on a plate, microwaved it, and was eating it off of a plate with a fork. I consider this to be in the same category
@catto3924
@catto3924 Жыл бұрын
Id take a plate of cheese instead of these
@apilgrimprogressing5258
@apilgrimprogressing5258 Жыл бұрын
😝
@carlycrays2831
@carlycrays2831 Жыл бұрын
That's just good desperate late night snack food
@paulrippcord506
@paulrippcord506 Жыл бұрын
“Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?”
@full95one
@full95one Жыл бұрын
Was your roommate a Boglim?
@wutang23361
@wutang23361 Жыл бұрын
I got mad respect for this guy. He's been doing his thing for a minute.
@drakkenmensch
@drakkenmensch Жыл бұрын
He took more than one bite, he's a far braver man than me.
@Fragrantbeard
@Fragrantbeard Жыл бұрын
Indeed he has. Yay, Brah!
@unexpectedvixen5685
@unexpectedvixen5685 Жыл бұрын
Has he been doing this since he was a kid? Something about him seems familiar.
@c.b.kansan1700
@c.b.kansan1700 Жыл бұрын
@@unexpectedvixen5685 yeah he's aka as Reviewbrah. Started in 2011
@sarina3081
@sarina3081 Жыл бұрын
@@unexpectedvixen5685 yeah he blew up when I was still in highschool and I'm 29 currently
@MikeZ8709
@MikeZ8709 Жыл бұрын
“DELIVERY FEE IS NOT A TIP” - then pay your workers more because I’m not tipping for dogshit from Papa Johns.
@JamesWoodTN
@JamesWoodTN Жыл бұрын
Hi ReviewBrah, great video. I hope you had a nice Christmas and have a great 2023.
@adamdavid7624
@adamdavid7624 Жыл бұрын
You know how sometimes when you cut a pizza and all the toppings just bunch up alongside the pizza cutter and end up in a jumbled mess? Every time this happens they just scrape it all off into a "papa bowl" and sell it the next day.
@SilverSentai
@SilverSentai Жыл бұрын
I don't mind that but gross lmao
@adamdavid7624
@adamdavid7624 Жыл бұрын
@@CripplePunk91 praise to the papa 🙏
@entertheabyss9785
@entertheabyss9785 Жыл бұрын
Father Johnathan
@ciscornBIG
@ciscornBIG Жыл бұрын
Ew
@nathanielovaughn2145
@nathanielovaughn2145 Жыл бұрын
🤢🤢🤢🤮
@Shamino1
@Shamino1 Жыл бұрын
Ten years of watching Reviewbreh. Ten years. Ten years since a kid in a goodwill suit started the journey to become an absolute legend.
@roachezmo
@roachezmo Жыл бұрын
How dare you. Our man only wears the finest suits in all the land.
@subg8858
@subg8858 Жыл бұрын
You only watched him for eight years. He returned to his original timeline in 2020 and was replaced by a clone
@officialjustincotton4015
@officialjustincotton4015 Жыл бұрын
@@roachezmo lol
@hearthatbird
@hearthatbird Жыл бұрын
Go forth, young boy and you'll become a legend
@Aurora.369
@Aurora.369 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad your channel was suggested to me in my feed. I absolutely love your content. I love everything about it!
@amandaemerson753
@amandaemerson753 Ай бұрын
"Bowls" look like someone scraped leftover food from plates into a bowl and served it to someone else. I am not certain that is not what "bowls" really are...
@JillCheese
@JillCheese Жыл бұрын
His suit makes it look like someone else is doing the hand movements, and his disgust combined with this is comedy gold for me. Thanks reviewbrah.
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 Жыл бұрын
He is actually a dog being puppeted with a man's hands.
@bubger
@bubger Жыл бұрын
No matter how long he does this, he'll never wear a suit that fits. That's part of the reviewbrah experience.
@bidennumbskull7613
@bidennumbskull7613 Жыл бұрын
My sick sense of humor captures this perfectly! 😂
@Kevin-mw9rq
@Kevin-mw9rq Жыл бұрын
Getting that “Whose Line is it anyway?” vibe lol
@kevinpiala6258
@kevinpiala6258 Жыл бұрын
I didn't see it until now, and now I cannot unsee it. wp
@lymb3914
@lymb3914 Жыл бұрын
Ooh, a microwave dinner for three-to-four-times the price!? Wow! What a deal! 🙃
@devinlewis5116
@devinlewis5116 Жыл бұрын
and it looks way worse than any microwave dinner you can buy at the store 🤢
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
Not a microwave dinner at all. These are way healthier.
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 no
@devinlewis5116
@devinlewis5116 Жыл бұрын
It’s not delivery it’s actually digiorno
@devinlewis5116
@devinlewis5116 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 lol
@SaiaArt
@SaiaArt Жыл бұрын
Dough-less pizza sounds about as brilliant as a seat-less car.
@thefarmerswifeknits6190
@thefarmerswifeknits6190 Жыл бұрын
If it’s in a plastic bowl it was probably cooked in a microwave which changes the texture and moisture level . Very different than cooking a pizza in a hot pizza oven.
@suckit5092
@suckit5092 Жыл бұрын
The power ReviewBrah has to crush any new fast food product is something to behold.
@robosing225
@robosing225 Жыл бұрын
Papa John's gonna be sweatin after this. because I ain't buying that crap after watching RB's review
@KAP814
@KAP814 Жыл бұрын
@@robosing225 yep, I was gonna give it a try, but after this….NOPE
@thugnyc
@thugnyc Жыл бұрын
He can be quite generous with the scoring whenever he gets a quality item but these days we'd be lucky to have something that's borderline edible.
@aquapendulum
@aquapendulum Жыл бұрын
We live for the Brah's day being ruined by immeasurable disappointment.
@turnsoonest
@turnsoonest Жыл бұрын
The CEO of Papa Johns woke up this morning to see his stock price plummet
@Hatingmeisconforming
@Hatingmeisconforming Жыл бұрын
As a baker I try to explain to people that the bread is the most important part.
@inNoutSucks
@inNoutSucks Жыл бұрын
Exactly, there's 3 basic parts of a pizza: toppings, sauce, and bread. I can't image that they thought their greasy toppings and cheese could stand alone without bread.
@ironpamf
@ironpamf Жыл бұрын
@@inNoutSucks It works for people on a keto diet, I guess. Still not recommendable at all, but that is the only niche I can think of.
@UsagiArwen
@UsagiArwen Жыл бұрын
Not if you're diabetic.
@alliemae26
@alliemae26 Жыл бұрын
@@ironpamf Gluten intolerance as well!
@dullroar2673
@dullroar2673 Жыл бұрын
But you're in the pocket of Big Bread, how can we trust you
@fishslappr
@fishslappr Жыл бұрын
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
@daltongrady5643
@daltongrady5643 Жыл бұрын
If this would have been turned into a deep dish bowl or something, it might have worked out.
@zlonewolf
@zlonewolf Жыл бұрын
They should have cooked it proper. Deep dish it already is. Its a casserole. Of course its deep dish. But frozen. Casserole pizza is actually very popular in Italy. This? This is NOTHING like a casserole pizza. Its an epic fail take on Italian style casserole pizza. Frozen NOT fresh sloppy casserole.
@RYCH3
@RYCH3 Жыл бұрын
​@@zlonewolf fr
@scottgunn9978
@scottgunn9978 10 ай бұрын
Maybe freshly baked with something to dip with i.e. chips, bread sticks or crostini.
@muja_bunny
@muja_bunny Жыл бұрын
This looks like something you'd get from the frozen food department at the grocery store for $4
@MichaelSuperbacker
@MichaelSuperbacker Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even pay $4....... more like $1.99
@FurbyParade226
@FurbyParade226 Жыл бұрын
School lunch tier
@modernica
@modernica Жыл бұрын
Dollar Tree TV dinners.
@PaperPlateClorox
@PaperPlateClorox Жыл бұрын
But it’s 8.09 😡
@DeeTofa
@DeeTofa Жыл бұрын
@@FurbyParade226 Even school lunch looks good compared to this.
@skybreezy3404
@skybreezy3404 Жыл бұрын
"im pretending to feed you" I hardly bust out laughing anymore, that part was gold
@whyismyeyetwitching
@whyismyeyetwitching Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@nathanielovaughn2145
@nathanielovaughn2145 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely CACKLED at that! 🤣 LOVE this cat.
@JoshMysto
@JoshMysto Жыл бұрын
Bro I deadass did too 🤣 I shared the clip at 8:50 with friends 😂
@farcenter
@farcenter 3 ай бұрын
This is crazy. Someone hates their job and pulled this monstrosity off
@LiSfan2000
@LiSfan2000 10 ай бұрын
"I feel bad for the ingredients." Best critique of a dish I ever heard.
@Jumbopoptv
@Jumbopoptv Жыл бұрын
“Papa John’s new papa bowls are DISGUSTING” ReviewBrah in the thumbnail: 😄
@jeremyquiros5483
@jeremyquiros5483 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Brah's pleasant, smiling face and then reading the title gave me a good laugh.
@lorla85
@lorla85 Жыл бұрын
Yes, it was quite comical, but I realize that he takes the pic before he tries it… maybe next time he’ll do an excited look & then a disgusted look. 😂
@TheMacGeek
@TheMacGeek Жыл бұрын
This is why I clicked on the video. The priceless reaction paired with "disgusting". I would have clicked anyway, but I clicked faster because of the face.
@Fairly-odd-kel
@Fairly-odd-kel Жыл бұрын
That's a grimace of pain after having to eat such a travesty
@anonnyanonymous4800
@anonnyanonymous4800 Жыл бұрын
If they’re appealing to the keto diet, why not replace the crust with something made from veggies like cauliflower?
@Sorrowdusk
@Sorrowdusk Жыл бұрын
Great point, I've had other things with cauli crust
@Solidsnaik
@Solidsnaik Жыл бұрын
Because this is cheaper but honestly I’m not sure how “keto” any fast food item could be when it would likely spike your blood sugar. At least it’s definitely low carb.
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
Cauliflower crust is not keto ya goof. The fact you got 24 upvotes shows how ignorant people are about keto lol.
@supersanic1254
@supersanic1254 Жыл бұрын
@@Solidsnaik Blood sugar spiking doesn't affect keto. It just gives you cravings, but those are easily avoided. Most of the food in these bowls shouldn't spike your sugar, except the sauce, but you can order it without the sauce and just get more cheese.
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330
@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 Жыл бұрын
@@supersanic1254 he talked about it being salty though, so
@yeismeload
@yeismeload 2 ай бұрын
This is 100% some corporate tosser at the board meeting lighting his cigar with a 100 and saying 'maybe we can sell those idiots pizza without the pizza. Golf at 3?'
@feritye767
@feritye767 11 ай бұрын
i love pizza crusts because after eating the main part with a lot of different tastes and a saucy texture, eating the crust is such a dramatic difference that it's kinda refreshing to eat.
@elliewuzzup7689
@elliewuzzup7689 Жыл бұрын
The "pretending to feed you" bit caught me completely off guard and was hilarious!! Very entertaining and informative as always! ☺️
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 Жыл бұрын
A little scary, little wholesome
@stinkypete4615
@stinkypete4615 Жыл бұрын
its so intimate
@PostyYume
@PostyYume Жыл бұрын
same
@hxc3038
@hxc3038 Жыл бұрын
Was like "is he... trying to feed the camera?" And shortly after confirmed 😂😂
@Ardeact
@Ardeact Жыл бұрын
@@stinkypete4615 it's a date
@steph_shook
@steph_shook Жыл бұрын
When he called it a plastic feeding dish 🤣💀
@marthapozo4881
@marthapozo4881 Жыл бұрын
It was foreshadowing lol
@kalibos
@kalibos Жыл бұрын
A feeding dish for the animals we are
@it-boi
@it-boi Жыл бұрын
Had to discern the dish is indeed a Feeding Dish
@hausy
@hausy Жыл бұрын
Haha a human trough
@jimitaco1303
@jimitaco1303 Жыл бұрын
When he said he felt bad for the ingredients ☠
@AT-sd9qq
@AT-sd9qq Жыл бұрын
It took over 8 minutes for him to start eating but it was well worth the wait. I can't believe he actually took 3 bites, haha.
@MaxW-er1hm
@MaxW-er1hm 10 ай бұрын
Remember the commercial recently for the Papadia where they referred to it as chunderDome ...Chunder meaning vomit in Australian
@kelleymcclain7380
@kelleymcclain7380 Жыл бұрын
Watching him is fascinating..like someone from 1922 is time traveling and eating food and commenting on it. When he’s not filming I imagine he’s back in time just working for the paper & running down stories.
@dbullets3664
@dbullets3664 Жыл бұрын
If someone from 1922 ate our food today they’d immediately throw up
@kelleymcclain7380
@kelleymcclain7380 Жыл бұрын
@@dbullets3664 I say that all of time!! And if we could go back to 1700 an apple would probably sustain you for 2-3 days
@abandonedmuse
@abandonedmuse Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing..or he reincarnated in the wrong time lol He is definitely from another era. It’s wonderful.
@silverwheel
@silverwheel Жыл бұрын
I imagine that a young T.S. Eliot carried himself like this
@ZechsMerquise73
@ZechsMerquise73 Жыл бұрын
@@kelleymcclain7380 you've been remanded to biology class after that second comment.
@Darostelijaa
@Darostelijaa Жыл бұрын
Thanks Reviewbrah for "pretending to feed me" this disgusting crap. I needed that in my day.
@RandomBlackGamer
@RandomBlackGamer 4 ай бұрын
This is what happens when Papa John tries to imitate the competition. If you want a GOOD pizza bowl then go to Marco's. They're the originators of this and they're toppings and overall flavor miles better than Papa John's.
@Mattball82
@Mattball82 11 ай бұрын
“A plastic feeding dish” really got me 🤣
@randomunavailable
@randomunavailable Жыл бұрын
I used to work for Papa Johns and trust me when I say the Italian Seasoning is absolutely awful. Whoever thought it was a good idea had a dirt palate.
@Nehauon
@Nehauon Жыл бұрын
They are far from Italian 😂
@Kragith
@Kragith Жыл бұрын
@@Nehauon John's not even an Itailian first name its Scottish lol
@Nehauon
@Nehauon Жыл бұрын
@@Kragith fr
@facingthewind
@facingthewind Жыл бұрын
What’s in it
@randomunavailable
@randomunavailable Жыл бұрын
@@facingthewind I don't know. It was so bad I never read the ingredients which were only on the box it came in. They didn't it available for purchase separately.
@Piss_Pistofferson
@Piss_Pistofferson Жыл бұрын
this dude is such a character on a whole different level. what a wildly amazing, unique human being. Like, the way he took notes on his thoughts about this dish. then he didn't even try to hide the notes like most, he was just reading them off the paper right on camera. the way he acts, the way he talks, the way he looks, the way he thinks, combined with his delivery, is so original. Then on top of all that, the nature of this channel. If someone could not see or hear what this channel was about, based on the character, the outfits, the hair, the mannerisms, the voice, the delivery, one would guess this was a channel about maybe... science? or hacking? or chemistry, mathematics? ... nope. fast food critic.
@Radwar99
@Radwar99 Жыл бұрын
And a highly successful one at that.
@thebzo
@thebzo Жыл бұрын
@@Radwar99 Hagrid would approve
@phildicks4721
@phildicks4721 Жыл бұрын
And that is what makes the channel great.
@zlonewolf
@zlonewolf Жыл бұрын
@Morla i notice he is frank. Other food review are just " its sucks" or " i think its 3 out of 10". But his review is more detail on why it "suck" or how its 3 out of 10. Honest review and down to earth reviews.
@davidklausmeyer8198
@davidklausmeyer8198 Жыл бұрын
He's definitely one of a kind!
@issahumps
@issahumps Жыл бұрын
Looks like something you would find dumpster diving
@billtsirtsis7060
@billtsirtsis7060 Жыл бұрын
Papa Johns has gone from a good pizza to a terrible pizza in a few short years.What now; Pizza soup?
@Artboy_22
@Artboy_22 Жыл бұрын
Don’t give them any ideas
@KamiNoBaka1
@KamiNoBaka1 Жыл бұрын
I worked at Papa John's until recently, and this is a terrible attempt to appeal to the keto crowd. If you had gotten the chicken alfredo one, the fact that it's mostly spinach which shrinks a lot when cooked, you'd also get to feel like you got ripped off because the height of the toppings coming out of the oven is less than 1/4 of the way up the bowl.
@bobbymoss6160
@bobbymoss6160 Жыл бұрын
keto people should just live in a cave or on the streets to match the intelligence and life style of creatures who were on that type of diet.
@annaswan9246
@annaswan9246 Жыл бұрын
I ate the chicken alfrado one I thought I should show them how to make chicken alfrado they are not good.🤮
@drb4074
@drb4074 Жыл бұрын
It's just... lame. Surely there has to be a better way to come up with a "keto style" product that wouldn't just look like they scraped the top off a pizza into a bowl.
@luckysister2
@luckysister2 Жыл бұрын
@@drb4074 they could have made a pizza with cauliflower as the base. I used to make my own pizza when I was craving pizza on keto. If they wanted health conscious Keto type of pizza cauliflower base, cheese, meats, and research what else could go. Or a build your own pizza with a cauliflower base.
@Zaque-TV
@Zaque-TV Жыл бұрын
@@luckysister2 the crazy thing is that even the meat and cheese ingredients at these pizza places contain horrible filler ingredients. Cheese is full of potato starch, the meats have like dextrose and starch fillers. Almost all of it is cheapened with processed carbohydrates. I work at Dominos and i was like why the hell does the pepperoni have corn syrup lmao. The sauce is sugar too. The wings are coated. Its all bad mannn.
@tomwylie9298
@tomwylie9298 Жыл бұрын
I unapologetically open my mouth when he goes in to feed me a portion of the meal.
@design1of470
@design1of470 Жыл бұрын
lol i stopped eating any special Papa John things after the Papadia, that thing is disgusting.
@ScarryHarry93
@ScarryHarry93 4 ай бұрын
I remember when I worked at a really nice NY-style pizzeria and we had a lady come in who could eat bread but really wanted a "pizza." I didn't really know how to handle that as an order lol, so I checked with my boss after checking with the customer, and sure enough I just threw pizza toppings in one of our pasta oven dishes and threw cheese on top and that was it. Certainly not as bad as you make this out to be, but what is pizza without the dough? Why would I make sauteed diced veggies in a bowl at home with no base, not really any seasonings and no kind of bread, rice, or pasta? You cant throw cheese on top a slice of onion and call it a pizza.
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 Жыл бұрын
I actually happen to work at a Papa John's. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about when you say it smells really strong. At the location I work at, at least, we take the bowl out of the oven and then cover it with Italian seasoning before packaging it up. And let me tell you. The smell alone is enough to turn me off from trying the bowls out entirely. It legit feels like I'm gonna get a nose bleed with how strong the smell of Italian seasoning is. We don't even put that much on them either. We only put like 3 or 4 shakes in.
@Minnevan
@Minnevan Жыл бұрын
There’s something in the seasoning
@Mink_Tracks
@Mink_Tracks Жыл бұрын
thank you. I was so puzzled on what tf that smell was. I KNOW it isnt the seasoning. they gotta be putting som in with the cheese.
@rosalina2773
@rosalina2773 Жыл бұрын
I have not smelled this, but I’m picturing that pungent “tinned tomatoes” scent that low quality tomato sauce has. Is it like a weird metallic smell? Mixed with the Italian seasoning? Lol.
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 Жыл бұрын
@@Minnevan Probably crack. Lol
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 Жыл бұрын
@@Mink_Tracks Unlikely. Our cheese is literally just grease that will give you diarrhea. Lol
@zack2836
@zack2836 Жыл бұрын
So Papa John's is selling microwave meals now?
@theartistcherrypi6454
@theartistcherrypi6454 Жыл бұрын
Funny af 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Eternal_Tinsel
@Eternal_Tinsel Жыл бұрын
I think this may be a step below most microwave meals honestly. This looks vile
@stevencoardvenice
@stevencoardvenice Жыл бұрын
Microwaved cheese and tomato sauce basically
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 Жыл бұрын
Not even brutalfoods would eat this, even with all the marinara sauce in the world
@brycelupo3147
@brycelupo3147 Жыл бұрын
You’re blowing up so much! Love to see it bro! Keep it going!
@mr.dakamd5444
@mr.dakamd5444 Жыл бұрын
As a kid, this guy was picked on relentlessly because of how he looks and now he is getting millions of views
@isaiahpetersen
@isaiahpetersen Жыл бұрын
That is one of the grossest looking fast food bowls I've ever seen. This man is a champion for taking this on so that we don't have to. Where is the Nobel prize committee? Reviewbrah deserves the prize!
@tenebrae23
@tenebrae23 Жыл бұрын
It's just pizza toppings without a crust. Lol. No big thing.
@TheBlightMonkey
@TheBlightMonkey Жыл бұрын
No, Larry from the WolfePit is the champion. But ReviewBrah is a close second.
@michelleper5065
@michelleper5065 Жыл бұрын
the "on to the next we go" lol he is getting better lol
@SapientGalaxy
@SapientGalaxy Жыл бұрын
@@tenebrae23 That might be what it is in theory, but I've never seen pizza toppings that look that disgusting. His description of it reminding him of what they'd serve at a pig trough was on point.
@sportsfanjw559
@sportsfanjw559 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBlightMonkey them dollar tree videos 👌
@nightsong81
@nightsong81 Жыл бұрын
It was more important to you to warn us not to eat this, than to keep your conclusion secret to the end, so you spoiled it in the title. And I respect that. Thanks for looking out for us, Review Brah.
@sethemmit1627
@sethemmit1627 Жыл бұрын
I like to watch your food reviews from time to time. Your content is informative and funny at times... I think the suits are a great look but have you thought about sizing down or visiting a tailor to get a better fit
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