*I'M A TAX PAYER* *NEED A GOOD LAYWER*

*I G O T T A B E L I E V E*

It's worth noting that the introduction and the song are actually completely separate- the introduction is from the fourth song of the first game, and the song is the second song of the second game. The context of the song is completely different: Parappa isn't making a cake of any kind, but is watching a show advertised as "adults only" because he wants to prove he's mature. He ends up unwittingly performing "romantic moves" on his friend PJ while Parappa's father and girlfriend's father are secretly watching. It's as awkward to watch as it is to describe... Nothing against the remix, which is great. Just making sense of this for people who aren't familiar with the games.

This was in my "watching later" playlist for more than 4 years ago and I'm ashamed I didn't even listen to the remix until now. It's amazing

Yes... It is time to get romantic. Time to get romantic, yes indeed that's for sure Da kick punch style remains very secure Never pending, always the first, to make a move. This, time, we get, down nice and smooth Love kick. Love punch. Love duck. Love turn. Love chop. Love twist. Love pose. Love hug. Smooth kick. Nice punch. Sweet chop. Love fight. Because I\m smooth, with a groove so new, I wish everybody had the same point of view. Meet me at the corner, Pick you up at 7. Wear your best dress and I'll take you to heaven. Hold hands. Face to face. Get romantic. Let's get it on. Love style. You and me. Together forever. Never to part. Look up in the sky. See the stars? I hold you tight. Lovers we are. I'm da sensei, you are my students, But before that, you and I are friends. We lean on each, anyway we can, We all need love, no matter woman or a man. Smooth like butter. Caress your lover. Enjoy the moment. Won't last forever. Love punching. Soft chopping. Sweet kicking. It's all about the mind. Tamanegi flava. Wish I was a playa. I'm a tax payer. Need a good lawyer. And so it goes, yes this is the final chapter, I hope that all your questions were answered, 'Cause I'm majestic, now romatic, I know love will be the key to save our own planet. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thrusday, 24/7, each and every single day. This is how we do, the last lesson, L O V E, your brand new prescription. Kick, kick, punch, jump, pose. Smoth chop, love, with a rose. Duck, twist, twist, turn, punch. Hug, kiss, love then chop. Ta, ma, negi sensei Here, he, comes, so make way!

I remember listening to this back in 5th grade. Now it’s 10 years old??? Life flies

They really need to bring this franchise back. Crazy bad ass remix, thanks. I remember playing this track and my lady was like "gaming in the 90's was so nostalgic", I agree.

This is a actually very hard with all that speed meaning you have to push buttons that fast. PaRappa is truly better than Drake. PaRappa is the Rap Master.

51 people didn't get to kiss PJ.

damn. the songs from Parappa games had true potential

急にクッッソかっこいくなって温度差びっくりした

"hey dude what's the meaning of love?" "YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!!!"

Parappa! What do you expect to do without a cake!? A birthday party without a cake Do you understand that!!?? What should I do?　I'm in trouble now... What should I do? Yes... It is time to get romantic Time to get romantic, yes indeed, that's for sure Da kick punch style remains very sucure Never pending, always the first to make a move This time we get down nice and smooth Love Kick Love Punch Love Duck Love Turn Love Chop Love Twist Love Pose Love Hug Smooth kick Nice punch Sweet chop Love fight Because I'm smooth, with a groove so new, I wish everybody had the same point of view Meet me at the corner, I'll pick you up at 7 Wear your best dress and I'll take you to heaven Hold Hands Face to face Get romantic Let's get it on Love style You and me Together forever Never to part Look up in the sky See the stars? I hold you tight Lovers we sre I'm da sensei, you're the my student, But before that, you and I are friends We lean on each other, anyway we can, We all need love, no matter woman or man Smoothe like butter Caress your lover Enjoy the moment Won't last forever Love punching Soft chopping Sweet kicking It's all about the mind Tamanegi flava Wish I was a playa I'm a tax payer Need a good lawyer And so it goes, yes this is the final chapter, I hope that all your questions were answered, Cuz I'm majestic, now romantic, I know love will be the key to save our own planet Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday, 24/7, each and every single day This is how we do, the last lesson, L O V E, your brand new prescription Kick, kick, punch, jump, pose Smooth chop, love with rose Duck, twist, twist, turn, punch Hug, kiss, love then chop Ta-ma-ne-gi sensei Here he comes so make way! Very smoothe! Very very romantic! I love you See you next time Much love to you too, Sensei!

0:38 is when the remix starts.

Ironically came from アゴトガル

This remix is literally the BEST I’ve been listening to this since 2017 and it never gets old

i would love a mario-party-like game featuring parappa the rapper

this is so addictive... I loved the game xD

10 years later and this is still a banger

なんだこれ…中毒性ヤバすぎる 気づいたらまた再生してたわ

Here's a fun fact, Dred Foxx (Parappa's voice actor) wants a Parappa the rapper 3.

I wish the modes after the actual game had remixes like this.

Song starts at 00:38 just incase you don't want to listen to the pro-log of PaRappa :3

I REALLY LOVE THIS ONION WITH THE REALLY NICE MOUSTACHES MAN IDK WHO IS IT BUT I LOVE HIM

it sounds like JoJo's Bizarre adventure Battle Tendency music.

Why does this GO SO HARD!?

ハイスピードラップとピアノの旋律たまらんな🤣

10 years later still good

literally still goes so hard

Jammed to this remix all day at school it gives the song such a new feeling

this will forever be a fucking bop

I like both versions of this song but it is honestly refreshing to hear a remix.

日本語訛りの英語がいい味出してる良曲。最高。

50 people had to do it again.

i havent listened to this in like 8 years, still amazing track.

Since I've seen a PaRappa gameplay, everytime I hear "you have to believe" or any close variation I can't stop myself from thinking/saying "YoU GoTtA bElIeVe"

I completely forgot how much I loved this game! Thank you! 🤩

ゲームやったことはないけどすごい好きやわこの曲

This does the game so much justice! Amazing work, really

"Time to get romantic..." Ok- "LOVE KICK" OUCH!

veri smutu, veri veri romantiku. ai rabu yu

中毒性の塊

After listening to this over and over, the original sounds unbearably slow

Imagine the horizontal line above his nose tip is a mouth. I CANNOT UNSEE

Area 51 holds parappa the rapper 3 RAID AREA 51

It was already a year since I knew this song... A month since I learned about Parrapa... And I was today years old when I understood it is his song.

ah yes its 3am, the best time to burst this into my ears

うわ久しぶりに聴いたわ……懐かしいなぁ

アゴトガルで聞き覚えあると思ったらこれかクソ懐かしい

Well, ain't this a funky remix. I could totally see it being modded into the game as a harder version of the song. One could only imagine how difficult things would be with the yellow hat acquired...

put this in parappa 3 if it ever sees the light of day

I still cant believe they just kissed xD

This remix is so jazzy, I LOVE IT! 💗💖💕😄

0:35からほんへ

かみまみた！ てかやっと元見つけたありがとう

the first few lines by the trainer dude go crazy

I recognize that drum loop so well, especially with those the CRASH!-CRASH!-CRASH! symbols at the beginning of every 4-bar section, but I can't remember for the life of me where it's sampled from.

Parappa is my favorite SoundCloud rapper

アゴトガルのバックに流れてたヤツか、今見つけたわw

This was way more awesome than I thought it would be.

Was the thumbnail supposed to look like a rhythm heaven thing?

WHY IS THIS SO CATCHY!?

アゴトガルから来ました

タマネギ先生マジイケメンやわぁ... あ、(日本語チックな英語の)歌い方が。

ロマンティックの言い方が好き❤

Whenever you hear "I know! I gotta believe!" yo know crap gonna go down

And I didn't think I could love KTG's music more than I already did 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

This is how I learned to love.

I Gotta Believe that this is a Banger!

自分用　0:45

My favorite parappa remix

cutscene: shows something completely different me: wait, that's illegal

2:29 now that's good

Im obsessed with this song

the piano in this is makes this song 100 times better 👌

YO WTF THIS IS FIRE????????????????

I'm glad to know that the kick punch style remains very secure

Chop Chop Master Onion needs and deserves his own video game spin-off. 🤣🤣🤣

BANGERS ONLY

0:46 the jam starts

Someone has made a bangin beat saber map for this song and it's awesome

"I'm a tax payer" "Need a good lawyer" Guess Chop Chop Master Onion is just like Yoshi, commiting tax fraud.

the best remix made in a game

HSI姉貴でこの曲を知った後にアゴトガルで思い出してまた戻ってきた

Years of listening to this remix. Thank you so much.

俺に音楽とリズムの才能が１ミクロンもない事を教えてくれた神ゲーム

サビの音エモ過ぎんだろ 玉ねぎ先生のラップも心地いい 神Remixだな

Ooooo niiiiiiice! The drop was unexpected love it, phenomenal work there!

this appeared on my history and i have absolutely no memory of watching this ever

何が何だかよく分からないけど、とても好きです

时隔7年过来听还是那么魔性好听。

I want more acid jazz songs like this.

"Yeeeees it's time to get romantikkkkkkk"

This actually sounds pretty good.

Best remix ever !

The piano bits best!

When you brush arms with your crush for a split second

0:46

this is the best parappa remix song I've ever heard!

367 people couldn’t see the stars.