Patrice O'Neal - Girls Just Talk

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Patrice O'Neal
From The Black Phillip Show
2/3/07

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@taffwob
@taffwob 11 жыл бұрын
Women aren't communicators as much as they just like to talk. Communication is more of a two way deal, you listen to 2 old ladies talking, neither is listening to what the other is saying and any acknowledgement of what the other has said is just a reflex answer. The other isn't listening they're just waiting for them to stop speaking so they can say what they want to say.
@TopFlightSecurity415
@TopFlightSecurity415 4 жыл бұрын
thats how most my conversation are with women...they can talk about themselves all day an get mad if you dont listen to them, but once you start talking they zone out smh
@johhny1759
@johhny1759 4 жыл бұрын
taffwob how often do you listen to two elderly women talking? ☺️
@ahmed25janegy
@ahmed25janegy 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on dude
@di4352
@di4352 2 жыл бұрын
So fucking true. I've seen that too. Even in the movies "Just a Gigolo" with David Bowie, check it out, a classic. Totally fits into what Patrice talks about.
@Chandon1
@Chandon1 10 жыл бұрын
He knew exactly what she was doing, broke her down & dismissed her & she knew it so all she could was laugh. RIP fuckin' Patrice man.
@DuoBanditBTW
@DuoBanditBTW 12 жыл бұрын
patrice was smarter then people could comprehend
@catallguy43
@catallguy43 10 жыл бұрын
I liked Karith on the Black Phillip show. She could take the beating that Patrice put out and not get all girly about it.
@anantprakashsingh8777
@anantprakashsingh8777 6 жыл бұрын
She got girly about things a lot of the time, but that only proved to be beneficial since her reaction gave patrice a ready example of female behaviour.
@keithcrockett9954
@keithcrockett9954 5 жыл бұрын
You mean Kathleen Roll
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 4 жыл бұрын
@Primordial Remnant they were all annoying
@MarkieMX
@MarkieMX 3 жыл бұрын
He is right. I only found this show once my ten year relationship finally died and needed guidance. Patrice has been a godsend about what I did wrong and how to improve.
@tijnmans
@tijnmans 11 жыл бұрын
Patrice just upsets girls until they tel the truth!
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 12 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a very wise person. I miss him.
@MrFuzzySlippas
@MrFuzzySlippas 11 жыл бұрын
"this bitch just used the jedi mind trick!"
@jaredfalk5148
@jaredfalk5148 11 жыл бұрын
so sad when the best die young
@pencert
@pencert 12 жыл бұрын
It would be ok if women just babbled on and on, but the thing that's a kick in the ass is that their eyes glaze over as soon as you talk about the stuff you care about.
@di4352
@di4352 2 жыл бұрын
All the time. How can we even talk if no one is listening?
@casualobserver2380
@casualobserver2380 3 жыл бұрын
Women also switch from topic to topic and never preface anything.
@foolfromms
@foolfromms 12 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal! You were one of the funniest men on the face of this earth!
@stevenpierce7851
@stevenpierce7851 2 жыл бұрын
Women knowing they have little to share in comparison to men is the best form of sharing
@ComedianMoGreen
@ComedianMoGreen 12 жыл бұрын
when women go on babbling tangents..i ALWAYS..tune them out..lmffao...
@adamwhart2011
@adamwhart2011 11 жыл бұрын
I loved his part on how women talk straight from the gut, and men have it stop by the heart and brain first haha
@TheCoolmandingo
@TheCoolmandingo 12 жыл бұрын
r.i.p! i just found out this morning! he was really funny!
@arithebarbarian6756
@arithebarbarian6756 Жыл бұрын
Dude the girl on this podcast is nice and perfect for the show she doesn't lie ever she is honest and lets patrice explain clearlu
@unclestaco
@unclestaco 13 жыл бұрын
Shuttin that hole down, I love it.
@Lorendrawn
@Lorendrawn 3 жыл бұрын
My girl used to interrupt me in the middle of me going down on her just to ask a question and start a conversation. She learned to catch herself and remember to include me in a conversation instead of just telling stories. Ladies, if you really love telling stories, become a streamer or get a podcast. Some girls are really good at it tbh
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 2 жыл бұрын
Ive heard all female podcasts and its excruciating
@BlackEffect47ent
@BlackEffect47ent 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like his impression of women 😂😂
@Oliviersun
@Oliviersun 10 жыл бұрын
I love women. Why would i do without them. I don't like men, most of the time, even if i have three best male friends. But yeah, there is this side of certain women, that will just talk and vent away and expect you to listen to every word. I agree with Patrice, it's not communicating, it's not sharing MOST of the time, cause the very first minute you open your mouth to actually reply to what she's saying, or point out a contradiction in her monologue...she goes "oh but you don't understand!" haha Even some women agree with me on this. There are just out there those blah blah girls that just need to vent away and if you don't stop them, they'll still go.
@coscointernational
@coscointernational 9 жыл бұрын
Why Women Hate Men Hi. I'm Professor Cos. If you ask a woman why she hates men, she won't have any valid reason whatsoever, yet that same bitch will call a man a misogynist for expressing his displeasure for women no matter how valid his reasons are. A man will talk about the average woman's way of thinking and behaving, and a woman will deflect his points by pointing out uncommon behaviors in men, like rape and serial killing. A woman's reason for why she hates men will be based on the terrible misinformation she was given about what men should be, and the fact that she can't seem to find a man who is the way he should be. Because a man is responsible for why everything in the world is messed up, she will spit upon the ground a man walks on, except when she benefits from the corruption caused by men in the male dominated world. When a woman makes valid points about the disgusting qualities that men have, she is mostly referring to the dirtbags and slobs who have no respect for themselves and have very shitty characters. These men are usually the male versions of herself. If you pay attention to the subtle expressions of hate for men by a woman who has never had any bad experiences with men to bitch about, you will notice that her penis envy is alive and well. There is something about a man being a man that she just hates. Every chance she gets, she will remind him that he doesn't have to go through labour or carry a baby for 9 months. She will express her resentment for a man who doesn't have to deal with screaming kids or who doesn't have to wear heels or have his hair and makeup done in order to attract the opposite sex. I must admit, having a vagina that bleeds every month is a valid reason to have penis envy. But as you know, women can always find a way to disparage men by using anything they can to deem men inferior! And men who grovel for female admiration and approval will be quick to point out how much it sucks to have testicles to the same women who envy men for not mensturating every month. So to get even with men who don't have to deal with the burden of carrying a child for 9 months, women have managed to show men how inadequate and useless the male sex is because males can't have babies! Have you noticed that some babies seem a little green when they're born? That's because the inside of a woman is green with the envy that they have for men. A woman can't decide wether she should describe how great it is for a man to be able to unzip his fly and whip out his penis to take a piss, or take the piss out of men for being so uncivilized and immature for not sitting and urinating like a decent person. And when she does admit how envious she is of men who can just shower and get out of the house, she has to let men know how much it sucks for men to go bald. But when she starts losing her hair she starts bitching about the unfairness of how it's not a big deal for men to go bald and why it isn't the same for women! No matter what the case, it's men's fault because women are being objectified or because men don't appreciate what women have to do in order to look beautiful. Men are also responsible for noticing and complimenting women on how they look. However, if that man is a man that a woman doesn't want compliments from, he will get a scolding for being unprofessional, or he might get called a "creep". If a man notices every single detail of what a woman has on display, he gets told that she wishes all men were like him, but he also runs the risk of being labeled a metrosexual, gay, bisexual, or a pervert. Meanwhile, women still insist on showing men how unfashionable men are, and how much more creative women can be when it comes to looking good. Once women get tired of playing dress up, the bitching commences in the form of "why does it always have to be about my looks" followed by "you guys have it much easier". When a woman finds out that most heterosexual men don't care about a woman's fashion and vanity accessories, she will bitch about how men have no taste, or criticize men for not caring about what men should care about. That of course makes room for a woman to reveal her insecurity when a man actually stands out and deprives her of being "the prettier one". Keep in mind that statements like "I'm not into pretty boys" and "I prefer men that are rough around the edges" are made by the same women who seek comfort in letting men know that they are not up to par with women when it comes to dressing. Then they must maintain their comfort levels by telling men that "women don't like that" should the man be someone who is well kept and self contained, and whose smugness undermines a woman's attention whoring agenda. Women who claim to want manly men but use tactics that work on naive, insecure men who need to be defined and validated by women are idiots. But a woman's insecurity will not let her live in peace with a guy who is confident and doesn't come crying to mama for help. A man should be confident but still make a woman feel needed because she has nothing interesting to bring to the table. So instead of becoming a woman who can be interesting to a man who is strong and independent, she will rather the man be somewhat defected and in need of repair so she can feel useful. Also if women can get some sort of revenge against men for being men, they will become empowered! The project of emasculating men and bringing men down is what women think will grant women their emotional freedom and equality and of course female "empowerment". So far all it seems to be doing is making women ask "where are all the REAL men". Ladies, here's an analogy.... In a game of soccer, you have the goalie, the defenders, the midfielders, and the strikers. Everybody plays their position. If a player agrees to be a goalie, the player cannot expect to be a goalie and bitch about being a goalie while demanding to be a midfielder or a striker while still being a goalie. If the player doesn't want to be a goalie, or the goalie wants to stop being a goalie, then the player can choose not to be a goalie, or the goalie can simply train to be something else. That goalie can either play another game, join another team, or shut the fuck up and stay by the goalpost. Now if a woman decides that she wants to be married with kids, and she gets her dream of being a stay at home mom, she has to play her part. She cannot expect to be a housewife and a stay at home mom and bitch about being a housewife and stay at home mom. Dealing with noisy kids and cleaning up a messy house and doing chores is what comes with being a stay at home mom. Women don't bitch about the stuff that they benefit from that men don't. Women want to benefit from what they already benefit from, as well as what men benefit from, and couldn't care less if men benefit from anything at all. A woman cannot bitch about what the man doesn't have to do or what the man gets to do while living as a stay at home mom. She can either choose another lifestyle, or shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen. Ladies, you cannot blame men for why things work certain ways for men and other ways for women. Men didn't create themselves or women. The nature of men and women will remain the way it is unless nature reinvents itself. And since you ladies can do anything a man can do and do it better, and because nature is sexist, now would be a good time to prove that women can out invent men and invent a new nature that's not sexist! That's right ladies! No more patriarchy! No more manspreading! No more mansplaining! Wait... That also means no more male privilege! Oh no! I better shut the fuck up before the feminists take my rape culture away from me!
@nonmagicmike723
@nonmagicmike723 7 жыл бұрын
You wrote this essay, coscointernantional?
@nonmagicmike723
@nonmagicmike723 7 жыл бұрын
coscointernational Interesting read.
@keithcrockett9954
@keithcrockett9954 5 жыл бұрын
Olivier Sun right, than it’s like if you believe I don’t understand than keep it to yaself and tell someone else cuz ur wasting ya breathe
@raspyshiit
@raspyshiit 12 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly.
@smartchip
@smartchip 6 жыл бұрын
I know about this guy, but, he is a legend like prof tom lycus
@NouNou25
@NouNou25 12 жыл бұрын
No no no YOU'RE!!!! my hero lol
@NouNou25
@NouNou25 12 жыл бұрын
Lmao You summed up what he said in a paragraph which was SOOOOO true. and yes we will, loss a comedic genius. It's not fair.
@tlwaterfield
@tlwaterfield 12 жыл бұрын
RIP
@isthatyoujaunwayne4183
@isthatyoujaunwayne4183 3 жыл бұрын
They all end up laughing in the end 😂
@arjun230190
@arjun230190 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice:Valuable to who!!! Bitch: Us. Patrice: There you go!!!
@adrainatene4362
@adrainatene4362 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin works
@DJSALTYNUTZ
@DJSALTYNUTZ 12 жыл бұрын
3:21
@slapyomama12
@slapyomama12 11 жыл бұрын
karith foster
@ItsNotColdEnough
@ItsNotColdEnough 12 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say that.
@davinbutler2157
@davinbutler2157 11 жыл бұрын
what does she say at the end?
@Tahash116
@Tahash116 4 жыл бұрын
Davin Butler They we're arguing about how men will say things that are of value to other people and women will just talk to be heard. She then says when someone else listens to her it's valuable to her. Proving that the communication is one-sided.
@Respect2theFallen
@Respect2theFallen 2 жыл бұрын
This shit man they are such creatures I respectively asked a coworker to do something & she took it as disrespect & brought it up in front of everyone so I said look it wasn't texted with all caps or swear words you took it as disrespect then they proceed to attempt to piss me off & I just kept saying I wasn't cussing just asking for some respect on my name it wasn't that hard to honor then I think I shifted to talk to another guy in the room & she shut up about that & we not talkin smh why bring some drama into work that was a day ago Lol
@kourtneymaxberry353
@kourtneymaxberry353 4 жыл бұрын
"Self Governing"
@alifelesscritic
@alifelesscritic 13 жыл бұрын
not jedi a sith
@AngelEMtz
@AngelEMtz 2 жыл бұрын
You don't have to listen to women at all. That's just how we are.
@danielhuelsman76
@danielhuelsman76 Жыл бұрын
So according to Karith, men should self-edit and women never should, that doesn't sound like communication, it sounds like conversational masturbation by using someone else for their own satisfaction and not for their partner's satisfaction.
@eztyson
@eztyson 4 жыл бұрын
All I ever hear when that girl speaks is Joe Rogan doing his impersonation of the whining girlfriend. How you get a job on radio with a voice like that is beyond me... Maybe Harvey Weinstein produced the show 😂
@raspyshiit
@raspyshiit 12 жыл бұрын
he was also more ignorant than people could comprehend. more specifically, people on this message board.
@Nico-pg7qr
@Nico-pg7qr 4 жыл бұрын
Who how?
@MrChicotg
@MrChicotg 9 жыл бұрын
Patrice don't know what he's talking about.
@tristinfleurimond1577
@tristinfleurimond1577 3 жыл бұрын
Like what?
@MrChicotg
@MrChicotg 3 жыл бұрын
@@tristinfleurimond1577 mind ya business, girlie
@jackgray4685
@jackgray4685 3 жыл бұрын
​@@MrChicotg No answer? lol
@MrChicotg
@MrChicotg 3 жыл бұрын
. lol Shhhhaaaaaadddddduuppp
@jackgray4685
@jackgray4685 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrChicotg that's what I thought
@incirclepromo
@incirclepromo 12 жыл бұрын
RIP
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