what are you talking about? this material IS Amy Schumer, where do you think she got her material??hahahahahah But I agree that she managed to make good jokes that she stole sound like shit.

fuck amy schumar

Nick DipaoloFan No, just no. Amy shitbag dilutes routines and morphs it into her own pile of shit to avoid getting caught thinking it will still have some value from the original but by the time it filters through her disgusting mouth and gets filtered through that thick head it is no longer funny.

why would you even know/listen to Amy Shumer?

Thaaaaank yooouuu!!!

kiragumanyara but he's wrong

grrmonkey The majority.

what do you mean by majority? insects are the largest population of animals and most of, if not all, are dominated by their female counterparts

Aziz Mohamed

Aziz Mohamed why are you using the broadest terms possible? weakest, i'd like to see you stomp a room full of yellowjackets or kissing bugs.

not only that, but she bragged how those clothing items were bought by her cop sugar daddy. ROFL.

Man O'Neal yeah, a man would be like, " it costs retail $1,000, I got it for 600, brand new and went in, knowing the price, purchased it, then carried on with the rest of the day " now thats BETTER,

they're better at shopping because they threw the most money away

Then she has the nerve to brag about her cop bf buying her clothes for her.🤦‍♂️ You can't make this shit up. "...Goofy bitches... Priceless..." 😂

Cop sugar daddy is redundant

E M haha, just let his words of wisdom that live on through the Internet "possess" you.😀

E M you’d have a Stinkmeaner situation

@@jcnot9712 READ NIGGA READ

E M fuck yeah even him roasting you in the mirror as you would be awesome

Patrice O'Neil is my spirit animal.

It's infinitely harder, being good looking takes no effort for attractive people (putting on makeup should not considered work, it's a luxury)

Why Men Pay The Bigger Price Of Admission... Then Bitch About it. Hi. I'm Professor Cos. A man will become somebody in order to qualify for a woman who demands him to be somebody in order to be with her, while he just needs her to look good, have sex with him, and cater to his ego. Then without realizing how stupid he is, he will be expected to be monogamous to this woman who now no longer needs to look good, have sex with him, or cater to his ego, now that he's locked in a contract. So he becomes a slave who must continue to be the man that he his, while tolerating whatever type of treatment he gets, and complying with whatever demands are made. That same man will bitch about being nagged and treated like an ATM even though he volunteered for the position by being a brain dead, dick thinking simpleton that bases his masculinity on female approval and fulfilling his societal obligation. Because a man hardly uses his brain when it comes to dealing with women, he doesn't realize that his dick and his ego are preventing him from realizing that he's just a 2 legged mule that has been deluded into thinking he's a hero or a "family man" for being a 2 legged mule. His desperate need for being looked at as a man that women admire, and as a man that is strong and capable, will weaken his spine and drain him of his dignity. A man sees getting a woman as an accomplishment, while the ego boost he gets will prevent him from seeing that he had to do all the work to get this woman. He doesn't respect himself enough to see that all he's doing is earning the privilege of being with someone who expects to benefit from being with him, while demanding him to live by her rules and be financially responsible for her after they breakup. That same man will bitch about his woman being unreasonable and irrational even though he was stupid enough to not realize that living by the "happy wife, happy life" code, and "picking his battles" meant that he was with a woman who was emotionally retarded. While it's part of human nature for men to be attracted to fertility and to think with their dicks, and for women to be attracted to power and strength, men don't hold themselves to any standards as far as self respect. Actually, a man will create his standards based on what a woman considers attractive. So he will earn money and create a lifestyle that attracts women, only to have it co opted by women. He will put so much value in the outcome of his efforts, and zero regard for the fact that he is paying the price of admission. See, even if a woman has her own money, she still expects a guy to either have more money than her, or at least jump through some hoops. Unlike a man, a woman is hardly satisfied with a person who is good looking, has sex with her, and caters her ego. Keep in mind that I'm talking about general gender prerequisites here, not specific details. Being good looking, having sex with someone, and catering to them, are not skills that you have to spend years developing, they are just things that you're born with and things than you can simply do. So when a man spends the first half of his life creating himself to be with someone who just had to be born good looking enough to be with him, It's almost impossible for me to feel sorry for him when I see the knucklehead spending the second half of his life being destroyed by the person he saw himself as a lucky candidate for. The poor guy was so eager to do whatever it is he heard women say they were turned on by. That same man will bitch about why women wouldn't talk to him when he was an average joe, but he will give those same women power over him by allowing them to treat their pussy as a prize that's more valuable than his prize, which is the man he developed himself into and the things he accomplished. See, I don't have a beef with women who are gold diggers, and I don't have a beef with men who just want women for their looks. I actually think those two things compliment each other... Not only do I think gold digging is somewhat cute, it makes us men look more powerful than we deserve to look. Besides, when I'm old, I'm gonna need women to be hypergamous and gold diggers. It's a power that we have that women don't. I have a beef with women who don't educate themselves about the biological nature of men, while having no self awareness, while bitching about the same thing they're counting on men to be. And I have a much bigger beef with men who allow themselves to be manipulated and ruled by pussy without paying attention to the impact that it has on their dignity, then bitch about the same women who they were trying to impress. When a man works on his quality of life to qualify for a woman, he fails to see her lack of consideration because he's too busy considering his dick. So when he starts bitching about his bitch, he doesn't consider the fact that he allowed himself to be conformed to the mindset of the inconsiderate bitch that he's bitching about.

Coscointernational 😎💯%FACTS. My brotha from anotha motha. 🤑

Damn

"A bit"

Jacob consuming other people’s resources

AND giving birth...because men can't do it..so 2, TWO things!

MANipulation

@@HamboneyGamezYT my man on point. good one bro.

@@RSD22. Just because we can't do it, doesn't mean we wouldn't be better at it.

awwyeah233 That bitch is a shameless HACK and I love it every times she’s called out on it.

@@wesleycristman3278 I'll bet when Amy heard that Patrice died, her first thoughts were what material of his she would now claim as her own. First she took his material, then she stole he body mass index.

@@tyronebiggums1047 lmaooo

She even tries to outweight Him ^^

That’s why men are better.

Yup exactly!!!!

+Blake Long so many feels. well said. i love you for that stranger :')

Yes he was!! Stephen McCoy

This is facts

I like that

Play chess not checkers

+Aziz Mohamed Never get comfortable. In business, relationships, sports, etc.

+AZ Yep, they seduce/love bomb/test/mind fuck you trying to turn you into a quivering heap to see if you are truly made of nothing but steel. Then you part ways. And the man picks right back up and is the shit again. These women don't realize maybe they are the one thing that can make a strong man weak: a woman that seems to love them and be devoted and then fucks them over. So, their "test" doesn't transfer over to anything except dealing with grimy bitches. She didn't just figure out how well you would do in the zombie apocalypse because zombies are easier to handle than modern women.

oh god, gtfoh with ur "alpha/beta" pua bullshit u fuckin tool

“Goofy Bitches, PRICELESS!” RIP Big Fella

@@daleva187goligo it's not bullshit. It's BEING REAL. Why are you mad at people who are being true to themselves?

Khemistry 101 don't you worry pal, I'm coming out with a book, a youtube channel and a podcast show soon! People don't know who I am now, but due to the outrageously politically INCORRECT nature of my material, people will know me soon enough. It's like Tom Leykis, Patrice O'neal and and Adam Carrolla all rolled in one.

I think about that a lot lately -- that Patrice would have definitely risen in public profile at this point, half a decade later and ALL his material is more poignant than ever. He wouldn't have flexed on the subject when pressed by SJWs and their propaganda ministers :)

Bill burr is the closest thing now, but he's not Patrice with it

Khemistry IBMOR I'm coming.... Grandmaster A.M. #HigherQuestion

And here we are now, years later after this comment and we have the likes Rollo Tomassi, Kevin Samuels, RC, Fresh n Fit, Andrew Tate, etc. And they all at some point have mentioned Patrice. Patrice was the catalyst.

Me too man, me too

Same I'm going through it now

Go give Kevin Samuels a listen also. PRO TIP:Have popcorn ready for the slaughter. Enjoy.

SAME BRO

FOR REAL‼️😏🖤🙏

Anthony Badessa I'm beginning to think that most women do.

You've never met a jew, have you?

@@salazam ^^

@@salazam most savage comment ever

@@salazam explain

*pretending* to be victims

The point is for the analogy to describe how a women is brought up in life by a mans "better ness" and not vice versa

KZfaq comment gold

naw. men are better and become even better.. men are in second gear about to hit boost into third. and woman are always stumbling in first. woman have titties. in that we're already 10x better.. fucking titties man..

Lmao, 'fucking titties' haha

exactly

those sound mutually exclusive

Saved me from getting married. Pheeew

Goofy bitches...priceless

did she say that before or after she fucked her way up the ladder because she needed MEN who were better than her to get where she was at???

Bill BurrFan Did she manipulate them, or did they manipulate her. That is the critical question to ask before you can talk shit.

Goofy bitch shit quoted

@@indefenseof7910 all she men she fucked to get ahead, those men were already ahead in life. They brought HER up to them, she did not bring a single man up to her status. In other words, she needed men, men did not need her.

What is that?

Angler Fish.

kiz oku 9

M. TUDOR JR. Well I mean what did I expect from someone who gets his biological science education from Patrice O'Neil.

A lion

lol how pretentious. You named one obscure fish no one gives a fuck about. Look at the rest of the animal kingdom.

God is so much better and above men that there's no way he would be a woman because he made man better than woman. It's pretty obvious God isn't a woman.

fact just hit the soul

Word.

I feel you, and that is definitely true in our day-to-day lives. But this convo happened over a radio show. Usually when you argue on a public forum like this the goal isnt to persuade the opposition; the goal is to sway the audience that may be more open to hearing your point of view because they arent actively defending themselves/ emotionally invested. Also, it's important to remember that this was more his style; to beat them over the head with their own bullshit. As long as you stay logical, women will eventually run out of steam.

exactly dude. there aint no point arguing with creatures who act based on emotions and not logic

@@That1AfroedGuy And that's what Patrice did. He beat her over the head with logic and calling out her bullshit.......and she *still* didn't see his point. I appreciate his effort, dedication, and heart for this. He's a dating and comedic genius and shaped the manosphere to be what it is today but I just wouldn't argue with a woman to prove a logical point. They'll just hit you with emotions and say completely unrelated things to the topic to confuse you and get you emotional too. I've seen it happen countless times. For most, logic just goes in one of their ears and out the other, and she'll keep smacking you with her emotions and how she "feels." I just don't got the patience nor time for that bullshit nor do I wanna put in that much effort when it's futile in the end.

Women are born. Men are made.

@@aryanmishra9769 I feel this

Know anybody that does?

***** I know people who are prone to giving up.

***** yeah...that's completely inevitable when you have people that don't like to lose.

***** "Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser" - Vince Lombardi

Too bad he never lost an argument with a woman.

+Cyclic Things That would have been a decent reply, but the problem with modern women and neoliberal homogenisation of the people is that they want to be equal to men, in the same areas as men. Classic feminine traits are frowned upon and that's sad.

Men Are Like Electricity, Women Are Like Batteries. Hi. I'm Professor Cos. I overheard an angry woman on the sky train telling a bunch of guys that she's not looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy because she's been there, done that, and is now looking to settle down and move forward with her life. She was referring to the amount of "creeps" and "perverts" that message her looking for sex. You know I wasn't gonna let her get away with that! So before you know it, Professor Cos was conducting a class in the sky! I said... The reason why you were able to "been there, done that" is because guys ARE looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy! Reality isn't gonna rearrange itself for your convenience! If guys weren't looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy, you wouldn't have been able to "been there, done that"! Btw, guys who are NOT looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy are also NOT looking for a woman who has "been there, done that"! Those guys are out of your league darling! Plus men in general, don't need to be on dating sites. A relationship is the easiest thing for a man to get. Otherwise you wouldn't be on your phone, in public, insisting on how much you're NOT looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy! The average guy on a dating site IS looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy, while hiding behind the pretence of wanting a relationship. And you are just some drunk miserable bitch, venting your frustration and disgust around a bunch of strange men, in a pathetic attempt to alienate, and shame them for being men. Now let's be realistic... You're a tall, overweight, average looking (at best) woman that's closing in on 30 years old, who has "been there, done that". Plus you're a single mother!!! What a prize! If you consider all those factors, you will know that you don't exactly have all the best options in the world. There are guys out there for you, but they are busy, not only "being there, doing that", but being everywhere, trying to do everything that moves. I guess your body weight isn't stopping them from trying to do everything that "moos". Oh, and guys taller than a tall woman like yourself, can get much younger and hotter women than you, and without the baggage. I know, reality sucks! But it's not your fault, because you're a woman, and that means you weren't gifted with logical or linear thinking! When a woman says she doesn't need a man, she's right! Batteries don't need electricity to function. But her power and independence are short lived. Should she need to be recharged, she's gonna need Mr electricity, or in human terms, a white knight to come to the rescue. Now a powerless man is like a dead wire. When he's out of commission, he's in need of a woman to hold him down till he gets back in power. It is during that time when a woman lets him know how much he needs her, how useless he is, how much of a loser he is, and how many other powerless men she could be a commodity for. Once he establishes himself and gets to functioning as a high voltage power supply, she will be "shocked" at how many "birds" are perching on him and flocking around his electric "pole"! As a result of a man's "shocking" power, women want their men to be "grounded"! Get it?!! Now it's easy to say "yes" or "no" to what you know someone wants from you. It's also easy to say "no" to what you can't have. But it's a bit harder and perhaps awkward to say "yes" or "no" to something that isn't being offered to you. I've heard many women expressing how much they wouldn't date a man with money. But they have no power to simply choose a man who has money, the same way a man without money has no power to simply choose a woman for sex. A man's power to turn down sex from a woman is the same as a woman's power to turn down a man who is successful. A woman has more choosing power for sex, and a man has more choosing power for a relationship, especially if he is successful. An attractive woman has tons of horny men at her disposal, and a successful man has tons of trophy wives at his disposal. In a dating scenario, men know what women want, and women know what men want. A woman is only as powerful as a man that doesn't qualify for her. Once she meets a man who meets her standards, she loses that power almost instantly. Women can sniff at, turn down, and condescend to guys that don't meet her standards, or that aren't her type, while sitting on her pedestal. Women don't understand that as soon as a man acquires the list of "must haves" that she requires him to have in order to qualify for her, he is now in a position where she better qualify for him. He is in a position to dump her for a hotter, younger broad. He is now in the position she was in when he didn't qualify for her, which means he has the choosing options she had that she no longer has, now that he qualifies for so many other women that he can choose from. Women think that a man who meets her list of requirements is a lucky, successful candidate. Women think that all they have to do is find a man who fits the bill, and then they both go home happy, and live happily ever after. Because women don't have linear thinking, because women don't understand cause and effect, they don't understand that men have long term power. And that means men have the power to determine wether a long term relationship will happen or not. Men also have long term power in terms of becoming more powerful in the long term. Men can go from poverty to prominence as long as they are alive, which can get them an abundance of women. It doesn't work the other way around. So wisdom should tell women that it's not best to celebrate by having the first laugh. But as you know, wisdom is not something that women were generally generously blessed with! As you also know, Beyonce "empowered" women by giving them "self esteem" by telling them that men are replaceable. But because she's a woman who lacks the understanding of cause and effect, she doesn't realize that such a statement only holds true once a woman is a fully charged battery and the man is a dead wire. A dead wire has potential to become a live wire with endless amounts of new batteries at his disposal. This is why men are seen by women as utilities, and women are seen by men as disposable sperm depositories. A woman tends to think she has access to these utilities that she needs as long as she is alive. Then once she gets to the end of the road and finds out that her ride stops right here, she becomes bitter about the fact that a man still can, and always will, have access to some disposable double A's, or in human terms, double D's that he doesn't need as long as he is LIVE! Btw, even a rechargeable battery starts to lose its lasting power after being recharged time and time again. You can compare that to a woman's cosmetic work. Every time a woman pulls back one of her faces, and removes one of her chins, and gets rid of one of her asses, she is desperately trying to stay in the game, hoping she doesn't get replaced by a man that she "doesn't need", that she will be lucky to keep, let alone replace. The irony of calling me a chauvinistic pig, is that I'm actually pointing out female chauvinism and using logic to refute it. And this is why I love arguing with women! They make it so easy for me. Since most women will judge this material from an emotional standpoint, it's only right that they feel contempt for how highly men think and feel about themselves, and disregard how stupid women look when their own stupidity and hypocrisy gets used against them! Ladies, I NEED you to be idiots!!!

Ladies, A Woman's Body Is Not A Work Of Art. And A Mother Is Not A Sacred Being. Stop Idolizing Yourselves. Hi. I'm Professor Cos. Darling please! I don't know what erotic novels you've been reading or how many shades of grey you've been watching, but a woman's body is not a "work of art". A woman's body is a sperm receptacle, a sperm depository, a human toilet! And sex is merely a biological function. Sex is not art! You are the fuck-ee! Actually, you know what... You might be right! Sex might be art because a woman's body takes the form of a clock when she puts her left leg by the 12 and her right leg by the 3! And then we spray paint you with our white ink! So yes darling, you're right, sex is art! A mother is simply an adult female who successfully bore a child as a result of being inseminated by a male. It's just a biological procedure. Nothing "holy" and "sacred" about that. In fact, in social terms, a mother is usually a woman who has made an irresponsible decision to bring forth another human being after being penetrated by a random guy she met at a bar or over the internet. The male who knocked her up usually didn't want the child to begin with, but she made an irrational choice of giving birth to a bastard child who has to live the rest of his or her life in emotional trauma. While the father and the kids are forced to pay for her poor choices, the mother gets payed, receives accolades, baby showers, social pandering, adoration, pats on the back, and a lifetime of compliments. A woman has every incentive to make the stupidest life choices because society picks up the tab. I love how being a single mother is "so wonderful" when it's convenient to say so, but when sympathy and attention and awareness is wanted, being a single mother is the hardest job in the world! The best part is "it's men's fault", right ladies?! "My kids are blessings", right ladies?! Darling please! Your kids are a result of you putting your left leg by the 12, and your right leg by the 3, combined with your irresponsible choices and poor judgment. The good part is you're an easy lay, but the bad part is you got knocked up by guys who just wanted an easy lay! Now your kids are fatherless bastards with a slut mother! "It's not my fault they didn't use a condom", right ladies?! I'm waiting for your daughter to turn 18 and have low self esteem so I can have an easy lay! Not only are many of the men and boys you see today sons of single mothers, they are unwanted sons of men that women had casual sex with, who then tried to rationalize their promiscuity by giving birth. In other words, they are just the results of drunken flings and short term relationships. Stupid women are bringing children into the world because these women value the joy and praise of being a mother over the quality of life their child or children would have. Also, the girls that you see being raised by single mothers are making the same choices their mothers made by keeping the bastard revolution alive and well. Many of these single fathers or fathers with several kids from several mothers are fatherless bastards that are sons of single mothers. I've been hearing a lot of people talking shit about a young UFC fighter named Sage Northcut for being a privileged white boy. This guy lives in a house with his parents and sister and seems to have had what a lot of kids don't have growing up, which is a stable household, complete with parents who didn't raise their kids in an impoverished condition. It's become so normal to be fucked up and underprivileged that it's actually frowned upon to see someone who didn't have to be raised in the gutter or in a dysfunctional family. This same "privileged white boy" is the result of a father who provided a good home and lifestyle for his family so that they live comfortably, unlike the children of single mothers. So as you can see, the less fortunate are bashing the people who are the result of a successful upbringing, while praising the people who are responsible for why the less fortunate are less fortunate. The Syrian refugees are gonna get jobs, get careers, and start businesses like any other immigrant, while black people and women who were born in Canada are gonna blame "the evil white cracker" or the gender wage gap for why they aren't moving up in the world. A female goes through her entire life moaning and groaning, or whining and bitching, or moaning and groaning, and whining and bitching. In her childhood she will be whining and bitching. Then when she becomes an adult and gets her period, she will be moaning and groaning, and whining and bitching. Then when she starts getting laid, she will be moaning and groaning. Then when she gets pregnant, she will be moaning and groaning, and whining and bitching. Then when she's in labour pain, she will be moaning and groaning. Then when her crumb crunchers are running about, she will be whining and bitching. When she's in the senior home gossiping about people she knew in the past, she will be whining and bitching. I'm gonna walk past a woman's grave one of these days and listen close for any moaning and groaning, or whining and bitching!

What's the update on you fella?

Damn that's crazy but you're telling the truth! How are you doing now?