I'm not gonna disagree here, false king. And I won't lie and say that I haven't regularly come back to this analogy in my mind just to stay in check.

Inspired from Michael Jackson actually

Mo-lester there’s plenty of fish

To use Spike Lee’s Malcom X pic quote for the the “fish analogy” I’m telling you Gods words. Not no hustle. The fish analogy are gods words ni**a not no hustle.

False

He was.

“Yea for other fish get off my boat” lol

You look like italian Dave Chappelle

It wasn't no joke, that's gospel right there.

it's so fucking true, it's scary

I think he synthesised what we all know and feel - that’s the genius - not like it’s a new discovery

He valued honesty, sincerity, and above all, the truth (you have to remember, he was into conspiracies enough to go on Infowars back in the day). "All men desire to know." - Aristotle RIP Patrice

Yep. And then they don't get why guys can't get away with it too.

@@mac1bc the dressing alone is inappropriate. they wear tight skirts with leggings and a kinda see through tight corporate white shirt that you can semi-see the bra and heels, pretty much just like in porn. they look ready to go on a date every moment, we have to act like we dont see their curves. hes right, women walk around as dong baits, thats leaving out yoga pants and short shorts. when we look at old photos, women then dressed really well, even a hot woman, now a 6 will dress so sexy in this normalised work wear that seeing her walk by is a trap. womens jeans are made to be sexy, and they pick the tightest they can fit in. oh and let me not forget those corporate pants, goodness, the whole butt will be sticking out and her crotch area will be so tight, the thigh game is maxed. if i had a choice women would go back to wearing dresses all the time, and not these modern dresses, i mean the classic womens dress that didnt have cleavages and that were not made of materials that totally hug the body

@@crimsonite1524 lol. That's every man's struggle at work

Dresses are more sexy to me .. Trust me I as a man know what's under the dress..

@@davidrodgers9558 lol yeah. The outfits can make some of them seem sexier than they actually are.

newer comedians should take note

THE best, at least in the discussion had he been around longer. RIP you funny bastard we need you in 2019

@@roypinas2102 the fuck you mean he wasnt familiar with simple concepts. im sure he came to those observations without "integrating" or some of your nerd shit because of how erudite he was

Politics does not mix with human emotion

@@markdelgado7130 You don't understand politics, it's literally the opposite.

He would be censored at every turn. You can't say anything anymore.

...You mean if comedy was still alive. RIP Patrice. What a legend.

@@MUFFINHEAD1985 you got it man. He'd lose venues and sponsors...sad

@@samfisher2306 He'll be remembered for years to come though. He took on typical source for a black comedian "race" jokes but it was original. Unreal. His Black Phillips Show segments are a bible for any man wanting to learn how women are wired. The man was a sage, closer to Aristotle than to Pryor.

@@MUFFINHEAD1985 been listening to those while cleaning "both" cars during weekends if you get my drift. He's too good it's very frightening!

Derek Holcomb same here Brotha

Me too

💯

Hell yeah the guy is the best comedian I have ever seen in my life man

I always wonder what Patrice would have to say about everything that's going on today.

Word✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

@GravityLee What is a beta male?

@@franklinbadge1215 u serious?

​@@orbitalsummer It's just kind of confusing to me, because nobody is explicitly alpha or beta, they just have some combination of characteristics from both. Some people who exert beta attributes end up becoming leaders in certain fields. And while chicks indubitably dig confidence, different women find different things to love in different people. There's no behavior that gets you 100% success with all women. So I feel like the alpha beta thing is just a really clumsy labeling method that doesn't explain much about a person, or their prospects of finding love or success. It's also not based on anything in nature. The person who originally reported the alpha behavior in wolves went on to say he was completely wrong about it, and disavowed the terminology he coined.

franklinbadge1215 Wow. Fascinating.

Ignacio Varga still one of the best structured jokes I’ve ever heard

@@matabas_1209 that bit is a masterpiece

The nerve

I've watched this clip a thousand times! And that joke just hit me!!

09

So funny and true. Grizzlies working with salmon 😂

Check the radio segments👍🏿. gold

@@loudmellearningtobeloud5989 this guy was red pill before red pill was even a word for real...

@@1q3er5 Red Pill was a thing for a while. It just got popularized because of YT content creators and Reddit communities. It probably didn't have the name "red pill" tho.

Just go mgtow. That breaks nearly every thing down.

Only legitimate gender studies class on earth from him

The VoiD me too

all the amazing people who make this world better always die way too early because life wants us to suffer

We need him back :(

The VoiD ...EHH HIGH I WAS WONDERING IF YOUR GONNA BE FISHING HERE NEXT WEEK...That delivery has to one of the all time best in stand up comedy!!!...Sounded like that's when the crowd started to really erupt with laughter!!!!

yea :/

naeso9 9 We really need him though. He totally changed how I look at comedy. Now, if somebody makes a “offensive” joke I just laugh and let it go. He wasn’t preaching policy. Check out the Patrice Areas of America video

#meto

Words can not express how right you are.

Makes me wanna cry

OMG YES BRO

The metoo movement took him out ..lol

Uziel Olivas what a plot twist😂

pat-man Corey Holcomb is the only one.

Yeah we do. We just know more than we did then. This comes with its pros and cons. Good comedians evolve and don’t blame people for not laughing at their jokes.

Dave Chappelle does, he is the GOAT

Pc culture took over in 2012 just after his death.

Him and Paul Moonie alway told it like it was. They will be missed

Well we got corey Holcomb now

Chapelle does the same. But Patrice is the guy you would expect to talk crap lol

Amdrew Shulz is a contender.

That would be Dave Chappelle

You got that right. Sadly we will never see his likes again. I hope we can save all we can of him.

agreed

He understood it

He speaking the game like he wrote the rules

It's true too

Yup

What does this mean 😩

Exactly what I thought when I heard that joke

Charlie Andor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️

Charlie Andor “this guy isnt even that funny” - Brock

It would be brock turner has entered the chat

Yooooo 😭😂

Glad I’m not the only one who peppers that quote in from time to time

@j Smith seinfeld is classic. don't hate. o neal is legend. keep the hate in your bubble

@j Smith awh you go emotional lol. save your tears for another day kiddo.

@j Smith tell me boy. does the position of attention elude you? i can crack a joke better than u ever could lol. this is chess comedy. stay with checkers kiddo.

@j Smith have a period emotional boy lol.

Don't let it get you down. The most obnoxious women are always the loudest. There are still normal women out there. ;)

IRON5 i

Amanda Smith oh another bitch pulling the manipulating tactics, NAWALT bullshit, wrong ALL women are like that, dont fall for these tactics my brothers...nothing but wolves in sheeps clothing....just remember this: never try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other, go MGTOW, its the only way to protect your sanity and your resources, remember they need us more than we need them, the juice isnt worth the squeeze

@@cuchulainn9819 lmfaooo

@@cuchulainn9819 SEXIST AND WRONG! Wrong, you need us more. You wouldn't be alive, a woman gave you life!! Women went first for thinking what you guys think, it's not worth it. Much more so!!

We are brothers!!!

Because raping women is ok if you show your friends how dumpster diving for passed out or dead women is funny?

@@kathypetersen2447 yes

@@kathypetersen2447 stfu

Hey, brother

Reginald Lovely Stroke because of high BP and uncontrolled diabetes

I felt like a part of the reason this one was so good is bc he felt like the end might be close. He certainly talked about it often

Renowned as one of the greatest comedians. "Underrated"...

@Dario DeNiro you should look up the definition of a word you don't understand, BEFORE commenting on it. Could change your life. Just saying

Top 10 all time Tell everyone you know and he won't be underrated

It's coming up next week, don't forget guys!

Anthony Fights I watched this for the first time just in time to catch it lol

2019 was a great year!

so close to this year's harrasment day

@@jodystarks6936 It's Harrassment Day Eve!

Truth

Lmao

Yep! 😆

6:24 u got it backwards mate. If you’re gonna quote a dead comic, so some respect and get it right

💀💀💀

He was underrated just like Greg Giraldo who passed away a year prior. A comics comic.

crazy classic

He Should've been living in this time when we need him need most

For real

Jason Steinberg you are lucky, I would have been happy to have had even a few minutes of interaction with Patrice, even if it was him savagely making fun of me, I would have laughed my ass off. I have seen some of the greatest of all time live, but I wish I had seen Patrice on a stage more than anyone.

Jason Steinberg.... 10,000 emails and nobody showed up to this mfr. He emailed me four times ni...gga - Patrice O'Neal

bignacio87 i busted a gut at that

The way he said that made me piss myself

😂🤣🤣😂

Yo 🤣

I heard it in black israelite lol

"What the f- what does she want... NOW?" I am deceased lmfao

Honestly me in my last relationship 😆

I was married 14 years, that's some real stuff 😂😂😂😂.

I've been healthy and happy and single for years and I got a shiver down my spine in remembrance of those days

Saw him live in 2008. One of the best live shows ever!

@Enemy Of moron What? 😂

I agree, he is spitting 🔥

Keep watching, keep laughing, nothing better than having a good laugh at some genius comedy

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

yep

"I'm here to say, niggas probably did it."😂😂

Its okay, little brother. The black phillip show is timeless. You can, and MUST, listen to the whole thing multiple times for it to really sink in.

well said

"DIRTY WHITE BITCH!" The way he says that kills me 🤣

The world needs him so badly now more than ever.

Go and listen to his Opie and Anthony stuff. Shit’s the best

@@AmazingJayB51 and black Phillip is even better if you love Patrice

You slept with him?

Opie and Anthony were smart, they would just ask Patrice a simple question and then he would talk for 30 minutes and have the absolute best and funniest take on whatever they had just asked him.

Both Boston guys too. Some of the best comedians are solid Boston dudes.

Danny Han ALL. OVER THE THEATER DAN!!!!

Danny Han Found the virgin

Jinsu says the dude with the anime profile pic lmaon

@Jinsu just cause we found a few truths that exist doesn't mean there aren't others. You saying he is wrong based on your own populace of people experiences. I feel the comedian here was right enough to be truthful about most that he said. edit: also the observer, not the actor typically sees the most, so you might be right about the virgin thing anyways. Weird that virgin is used as an insult, but if calling someone a child is as well then it makes sense.

Jinsu you called me?