"Take the L. There's a lot of bitches, man!" Attitude of abundance. Love it!

lol "Turn her mic off" if only we could do that in real life.

This shit should be taught in school. I swear if I ever have a son...It's mandatory he hears Patrice's philosophy

The fact that Patrice had legit points coupled with his anger towards women made this show extremely funny

“No more food excursions.” Lmao

4:23 "turn her mic off" = tears of joy ;D

"The nice guy way is the womans way" this is gooooold!!!!

"Turn her...turn her mic off.......I'm sorry baby...I'm sorry." LOL! I always love when Patrice be tellin em to cut bitches mic off when they either get mad or be trying to talk over patrice. You never her other DJs with the balls to do that CONSISTENTLY whenever they want to.

He had a lot of great points, but in the end, what he really taught me was to just be honest. Not even exclusively to women, but to yourself, and to everyone else.

I signed in my KZfaq account just to like this.

"Turn her mic off" - God I love it

Be honest or be quiet. Those are my only communication guidelines.

Psychologists believe that women, in general, need to be in love before they have sex, and men need sex to fall in love. This creates a lot of frustration. However, if we don't have sex in 4 weeks, that shows we are sexually incompatible and I'm done. It's as simple as that. And I now have a great woman because I enforced boundaries and stopped putting up with BS.

"Turn the mic off!" OWNAGE. Fucking loved that shit. Patrice was a mother fucking BOSS!!!!

This dude is my fucking hero.

I remember several years ago when I heard this for the first time. The part when Patrice compared a woman refusing sex to a man refusing his time, dinners, car rides, gifts, etc. was such a gold nugget of wisdom!! Fast forward and I am married for a few years and my wife tried to pull the shit that ALL women do (where, they say if you just did XYZ then they MIGHT be in the mood more often) and I just switched it back on her and said, "how dare you try to dangle a carrot in front of me like I'm going to be your slave just to MAYBE get what I have already earned! Sex is part of the marriage commitment, it is not some extra I have to go above and beyond to earn." And then I said, "how would you react if I said that if you gave me great sex, tons of BJ's and any other fantasy, then MAYBE I'd be in the mood to fix the car, keep up the yard, or even go to work that day for you?" Now it is very rare that she tries to pull that crap and if it has been over a week since we had sex she will notice that I just stopped doing shit around the house and right when she is about to go crazy on me she usually realizes "oh, thats right, I'm getting lazy on my end, better go have sex" And if anyone wants to say "she should just want to have sex, not feel forced to" everyone knows that women want sex way less than men in general. A woman can be with the hottest man but after a year she will slow down the sex unless he demands it. And if she wants to get lazy, that is fine, I wont force anything, BUT I will have no problem getting lazy too with things she wants.

In this world of pretenders and liars and this political correctness, it is incredibly hard to be 100% honest. I work hard to become that guy who is honest all the time and it's totally worth it. It's so healthy and freeing and I respect and love people who are honest with themselves and others, it's very rare.

Patrice is a patron Saint of Macks. We all rise to your level.

"If I snuggled you against my will..." Oh man, I was that guy. If I'm being honest I probably still am. I wish I listened to Patrice when I was like 10 years old. I'd have had a lot more fun damn it!

i miss you patrice :'(

"You cant fuck with the truth" - Patrice O'Neal

"Just let it all out... She'll wanna fuck your audacity." And that's why I miss Patrice, such blunt, well-spoken truths.

Mans a genius, a motherfuckin genius

IMO, Patrice O'Neal's the best comic ever. I'm from Boston and knowing PO, he was as real and unpretentious in person as you could hope to meet. As funny as he was, he just had SUCH a down-to-earth way about him, which made him even more endearing. SERIOUSLY miss the dude, still hard to think he's gone. RIP P, hope to see you on the other side.

8:36 Doug's call and Patrice's answer is fantastic

My god Patrice is the relationship Jesus.

Listen to this dude every fucking day and be a champ.

Miss this dude...many tears...RIP

Food Excursions! lmao! Long live Patrice

Dis nigga done saved my life.

"You have to match their audacity. There's NEVER a time NOT to be honest! EVER!!" #bars #realspill

Patrice is a legend. This was def the best episode

logical, truthful, golden. LOL RIP Patrice oneil

I love how Patrice was able to help someone thru his comedy. Not God, but Godliness.

This guy was the best god damn.

Im glad he spoke about being honest i tried to tell my friends that and they looked at me strange and then they wonder how i be getting on LOL RIP Patrice O'neal

The world needed Patrice. RIP, buddy.

I unintentionally found myself clapping at the same time as the rest of them... Damn, this stuff is powerful.

This man spit some knowledge! Gone too soon.

If I could have just shook your hand Patrice. God must be laughing his ass off since you left us.

"turn her mic off" should be an option in real life.

Karen didn't like to think herself a hypocrite, but, yes, her "friend" wanted something more than friendship. Which is almost always the case between men and women (if not always). I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I honestly don't believe that men and women look for friendship in the opposite gender. They look for something deeper and not at all platonic.

There is so much awesomeness and wisdom here it's beyond belief. Patrice O'Neal would have made an incredible President

R.I.P. to this legend

“At a book store” 😂😂😂

2019 and patrice is needed now more then ever

Why am I just now finding out about Patrice damn 🤬

Her voice gold

Love coming back to these

Yesssss I needed this

People on both sides talk about relationships and sex being two different things, but they're not. It's ALL about sex. One part of a relationship is intercourse, and everything else prior to and in between is foreplay. All the facets of a serious relationship, like the act of building a "mental/emotional connection" are merely more intimate and more drawn out forms of foreplay, which as you said, "makes the sex so much better." Again, it's ultimately about sex.

If you ever need guidance on women... find the lost tapes of Patrice or Bill Burr. Neither will steer you wrong.

2018 still relevant

RIP Love it

One of the greats,it's always a pleasure listening to Patreeky... *Tilts Hat* "The only winning move,is not to play.."

“send the nigga from the mail room, don’t send the public relations dude” 💯

Everything Patrice says is genius

Good Lord her voice is torturous.

PREACH!

damn, this dude was the Truth, RIP Patrice

There will never be another.

patrice was a real man and knew women like the back of his hand

RIP a legend.

Well said sir.

1:31 mind blowing!!!

"Never lie... just let it happen, cuz she'll want to fuck your audacity." - Man, if these recordings were put together on an album, it would be the REALEST record ever produced.

this shit is so real

1:40-2:20 is pure gold

Wisdom is forever

RIP Patrice!!! :)

u keep it real

You do. Just do it. What he's saying is true and it works. The more you do it, the easier it gets.

Once again this is the honest truth

I wish I had found out about O & A and Patrice before he died, this is like some finding some lost scroll on how not to be a bitch

I just watched War Games it was so weird relating this back to patrice. TIC TAC TOE BITCH I DONT PLAY ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN

@smokeynypd I agree.

This guy was the shiizz!

1:40-2:20 needs to become part of the elementary school curriculum

it is never wise to argue with women

SAY IT AGAIN

LMAO @ 55 seconds everyone clapping like this guy confessed hes been clean from drugs & alcohol for 10 years. Brilliant!

Thanks for the upload man. The female comic Patrice cuts off is named Karith. There's no real working comics on the show other than Patrice.

Thanks Billy for uploading. Could you tell me which female comedians involved in these show? Patrice, in other audio mentions Amy (Schumer, I imagine) and in this audio seems the annoying voice of Kristen Schaal (?) From Argentina, Thanks again!

4:53 Feel Good

Pimpin' for Dummies! That's the name of his next comedy special! I said it

so true I was at the club I told a girl i being honest lets go now and get a hotel ..she said Ok

Wasn't video taken down??? I couldn't find it for a while

I think this should apply to most guys here, but I am 22 and I want to obtain the mind set that Patrice did, i want a bish but when one comes by i try to let her know what i feel but i also want to not lose her, gotta work on the not caring for the girl to leave.

I know its decades old but now not even 1 date.😂😂😂😂

The male quality is not being advertised on TV anymore all you see are these fluffy Vampire shows & funny geeks.

Why this one has no video

Damn. Patrice was a profit! Everything that was dicussed here is 100% truth... RIP Patrice O'Neal

10:20 how to use analogy’s

"Turn her mic off." ..... fucking BAWZ! :D AHHAHHAhah

Yes lmfao " turn her mic off" he ain't need nobody else to be honest

food excursions!!!

Same as George Costanza. Do the opposite...

Yes, actually. Intelligence happens to be the most attractive quality to me. If a guy is smart I'm immediately much more drawn to him than I would otherwise be. And he has to make me laugh. Physical chemistry is important, but it's SO much more gratifying when there's mental chemistry too. Guys who do get a lot of action might be pricks, but that's not a prerequisite. You know what is? Confidence. There's a difference.

Lmfao

10:40