Patrice O'neal May not of had any children himself, but he was a father figure to many. Rest in Peace Patrice

The rule is: A woman's status and wealth is her beauty. A man's beauty is his status and wealth.

Leah: "I could have got a very well paying job out of college" .. *15 minutes later* ... Leah:"I majored in womens studies" 👌

RIP. this is the type of radio you can’t have on in the background. i think this will hold up 50 years from now.

Abraham Lincoln and Patrice O'Neal both freed the slaves.

Never thought I'd hear such a philosophical breakdown of 2 girls 1 cup.

>"I wouldn't do anything sexually that I wouldn't be open to talking about" >refuses to talk openly about anything she's done sexually

_"According to your point of view, you shouldn't get paid for doing comedy."_ Patrice checkmates these uppity broads every time.

somehow she thinks that being defiant and evasive is being clever. she's being typical, really.

She came out of college but still can't argue with the street smartness of Patrice.

"You have issues disguised as this chick that got it together, but you a sociopath" This man was a genius. The two girls one cup concept is amazing and I love how he calls Leah out for her double talk and emotion based reasoning.

The most honest comic of our time. A true king

"She doesn't have the money to buy back her dignity after she loses it" the silence from leah after patrice made that statement spoke wonders

That was legendary. Patrice is a true king. He dismantled her whole argument, pointed out the lies and then used that setup to ridicule her for the rest of the show. A good comic won't let you ride with b.s. Props to Leah for not walking off when the whole show was against her

"There's this pornstar named Pinky." Good lord that takes me back lmao

“Leah is other women pretty” 💀💀💀💀💀

Patrice OFFICIALLY speaks for EVERY man on earth. No matter what Race, creed, sexuality, ALLLLL MEN on this planet earth!

Leah “I don’t do things in private that I’m ashamed of.” “So tell us about the 3 some” Leah - “no” 😑

I wish Patrice was still alive. Would love to hear what he has to say in the current politically correct times. RIP. What a legend.

Man i fucking miss Patrice the legend.

" You have issues disguised as a girl who got it together " EPIC

He said she was mistress pretty lol

My one regret in life is not knowing who Patrice O'neal was earlier. He speaking straight facts. R.I.P

“Would you let him bang the folds of your stomach ?” *DEAD* 😂😂😂

We need patrice in 2019 rip

This radio show just needed 2 cameras

They're happy to *take your money* after divorce.

And people wonder why female comedians aren't funny.

I fall asleep to o and almost every night. There's something relaxing with the way Patrice speaks. He was a natural poet. Sometimes the convo gets so compelling that I don't fall asleep for hours but those are some of the best nights. I can't believe that I'm still not burnt out on this stuff.

Patrice is a prophet on all of his episodes. I love it.

She looks like the predator on that picture.

I watched it like 3 times with my 2 cousins. Two of us walked away and the third kept running it back screamin "yoooooo ooooh shit" forever. He watched it like 20 times

Love Patrice I can listen to him all day. R.I.P Patrice O' Neal

Patrice o' Neal was not only hilarious but a mad genius and I've never heard someone beat him an argument. R.i.p

Listen listen to this show carefully there is a lot of f****** hidden gems

You think I need a sexy coat with sparkles on it? Lol

Man...these recordings must've saved thousands of great men that were victims of atrocious brutal divorce from suicide. Even after death, you're still saving society Patrice, may your soul rest in peace.

A woman at 5’11 and 250 Lol. I am a male trainer and I am 5’11 and 170. Soon as she said that I was like “Dayyyyummm” way before they actually saw the pic lol.

She offers nothing to the conversation. Total lack of imagination and a not a risk taker. Why was she even on the show?

"Oatmeal with a string hanging out" lol. King P is the best.

Idk what you believe but this is STILL one of the best 2+hours to listen too

Man they are verbally killing this chick at the end

Can you imagine if this happened today with everyone's sensitive ass... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha I love how there’s so many videos of Patrice vs all these women😁👍

Pure gold. One of the best Patrice videos I think.

Patrice O’neal is a legend who in the future his old material will be studied by all men to understand the TRUE NATURE of women and their bullsh*t 💯

I wish these were in podcast form.

I miss this guy. One in a trillion for real.

ive never heard a woman destroyed so perfectly. Goddamn patrice was a legend

Hey girl how you doing not interested Oh really. Hmmm, 2 girls 1 cup

This guy just did a + 30 minute narration of his sexcapade 😂 #solid

Patrice was so naturally funny. He could make comedy out of absolutely nothing.

This has been the best episode. Patrice proving his points Telling the threesome story. Funny all the way around. Two girls, one cup.

Patrice would have had the greatest podcast and would have been the king of New York. He was truly one of the best to ever do radio. So funny and honest

This video deserves a spot in my favorites along with the Dr. Z ep.

Damn they said MySpace

Lol ahaha! Tears are streaming so rapidly I'm almost dehydrated from laughter.

"That's almost like... The Exorcist." LMFAO that was perfect.

“The rethink is a step towards understanding that a woman’s philosophy is bullshit in the first place” - Pure Gold

Miss u big man!

Leah Bonnema proved how insufferable women comics are. Seriously everytime she talked she ruined the show

45:00 "Mystery Dump!" My sides are in half

Dude was great - and he was underrated underappreciated (R.I.P)

Patrice is absolutely right on everything he said

I wish I had peeped game on Patrice years ago. This would have been mad useful talking to dumb girls.

This is the most powerful I've seen Patrice

I just seen a stand up from a very open Leah a few weeks ago. There must have been some type of change after this podcast because she was so personally closeted here.

Rest in peace to the legendary Patrice 🙏🏽🙌🏽😂

the rank they were thinking of directly under "General" is LT General. 4 stars to 3 stars. A one star general, or "Brigadier General" is often in direct command of a handful of the rank one step lower called a Colonel. (pronounced Kernal). Full bird for short. They are usually in command of a brigade each (3000-5000 soldiers with all the toys)

Absolute gold. Holy shit this man was pure comedy personified. RIP

Patrice is such a legend, his relevance transcends even death. RIP

THE WOLVERINE OF THREESOMES 😆😆😂😂🔥🔥

The shit that blows my mind is that he called out that Leah wouldn't be able to give him a straight answer as to why she wouldn't do something. She knew he said that, she heard him say it. She had 10-15 mins during his two girls one cup monologue to come up with a response as to why she wouldn't shit in a cup for 10-12k. She literally can not have a hypothetical thought enter her brain. I wish some one would have pointed out to me that women are purely emotional creatures when I was younger.... would have saved me so much heartbreak trying to save women who are helpless. They double talk so fucking much and fall back on emotion again and again and again, Usually winning the argument by default because they start to cry. I can't believe nobody showed me what most women are really like.

Patrice's philosophy about 2 girls one cup is the perfect encapsulation about why Men should *NEVER* put women on a pedestal. If you treat them like the garbage they are, they'll respect you; treat'em like a Queen & they'll walk all over you.

Logic is not Leah's strong suit.

That big trucker girl Viola who calls in around the 50th minute is a fucking nice sounding, grounded and decent chick. i like her. her opinions and her replies are all very nicely and well put.

its pandemic time "2020" and I couldn't resist it once I realized my brother hasn't watched two girls one cup!!! I wish I would have recorded his reaction...

When Patrice does that vomit noise 😂😂 golden response to someone when they say some bs

Before I found Patrice O'Neal, I said a lot of things he said before me. Kind of like Newton vs Leibniz on calculus. However, I must say that Patrice O'Neal is having a higher degree of black belt than me and O come to his videos to get deeper education

40:53 "Four dollars and eighty cents" LMFAO

this was absolutely hilarious!!!

Patrice got wolverine as back up... Gangsta ass

Patrice was actually making points that currently exist with the human species. Early human society was obviously based on our natural human instincts, in all aspects. Within those small tribes of humans the male and female sexual/courtship interaction was like this.... The prerogative was on the female to maintain the attention/love of the most dominant male they could. This base human instinct that is still within us is the foundational problem to current dysfunctional male and female courtship

I miss and am sad that the GOAT isn't around anymore. But god bless we can still hear him.

She said men make woman miserable because "men love logic and you never expand your mind to think different " am I the only on that thought that sounded ridiculous

So many women act like her. It’s not even funny

@4:44 Patrice said "shes mistress pretty" And someone just dies in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh that one got me my stomach is hurting

Man do I wish I could give a 12.5K likes for this awesome video! I recently started listening and it's eye opening as f**k!

This prob one of my fav episode lol

Needed in 2021 more than ever

This is one of the funniest beatdowns lmfao.

Patrice O'neal was so good and inspirational, many stand up aspirants now, have him as a guardian angel especially after he passed away. RIP big bro 🙏

I’m only mad at Patrice because I was actually eating a bowl of oatmeal 😡😅

I think it was 3 different episodes where an entire room full of people with internet access couldn't come up with the rank directly below general.

It's hard to listen to my hero knowing I'll never get to meet him...bittersweet as hell

her approach to volunteering for children, but refusing payment from their parents is naive. True altruism would be accepting payment with the realization that she can choose how to spend the money to benefit the children even more.

it's amazing Patrice is like she's going to do this, and then she does, its fucking crazy.

wise words from the realest comedian ever

This was GENIUS

It's fun listening how Patrice adjusts to the person he talks to. The humor comes out different